How to make black bread

Boris makes a bread. Meat embedded.
INGREDIENTS:
some kefir for starter
1l water (40C)
up to 1.5kg rye flour
4tbsp sugar
1tbsp salt
100g bread syrup
4tbsp malt flour
1tbsp coriander
some cumin
fistful any seeds you like (pumpkin seeds or sunflower)
some smoked ham (more ham is better)
some cooking oil to lubricate the pan
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[@brandonhoward3805]

Boris: 'You want bread _today_ ' Also Boris: 'It take _3_ days to make' *blyat*

[@airraid9614]

BHoward *blyat*

[@fumbleweeddumblecock2360]

In Soviet Union, "today" is everyday.

[@h2no456]

My next mission, grow rye and make bread out of it.

[@cataclysm2773]

cyka

[@fatnuggets7492]

CONNOR

[@Paledoptera]

this video is pretty nostalgic to me, it's the first boris video i ever saw after my russian friend showed it to me at school. years later we would be making gopnik plov together straight from boris' recipe, having a blast during it. the friend passed away about a year ago, so rewatching this is like revisiting old memories with him. fly high in the gopnik afterlife, comrad ilias.

[@MicronationOfAnalaxovia]

🥲

[@Anmatgreen]

"If it smells liks babushka's basement, start from beginning" After attempt 42 I have finally realized that the thing I'm doing wrong is cook inside my babushka's basement.

[@RezaChity-G]

sad fegelarse

[@TryinaD]

Wait a German dude has a babushka?

[@Anmatgreen]

@@TryinaD *Shit he's onto something*

[@TsukimuraMidori]

FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN!

[@PC_Simo]

You serve that to Führer?

[@tgagaming3104]

"Making black bread is like..." *Ad comes on* "Managing my type 2 diabetes"

[@rastkonikolic6380]

TGA Gaming black bread is actually very healthy.

[@literallytrulyevie]

🤣

[@tgagaming3104]

@@rastkonikolic6380 r/woosh

[@tgagaming3104]

@Achu 03 (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Annethegoober]

lol Edit: this is an absolute trainwreck

[@max98161]

It is a good day when I see Comrade Boris on my feed

[@NetRolller3D]

A word of caution: the "cumin" (тмин) is actually caraway. It will taste very wrong if you actually use cumin (зира) instead.

[@amogernebula3983]

Shit now i know what i did wrong

[@paulblichmann2791]

And coriander???

[@Silentguy_]

Instructions unclear. There is cum in my bread now

[@DmitriyNartov]

@@paulblichmann2791 You can add it, mostly for Borodinskiy bread. Well, i bet you've done some experiments anyway and found out your own favourite recipe.

[@Boofi-quat]

Holy nuts. This saved me from a strange Indo-Slav experience indeed.

[@texasranger9599]

Can't wait to see Boris represent Slav nation at winter Olympics this year.

[@skipper7147]

texasranger9 can't do that my friend

[@sykdan2188]

Russians are banned from the 2018 Olympics how did you not know that

[@skipper7147]

Daniel Sykora apparently 145 people

[@n0denz]

What the fuck. Why?

[@skipper7147]

TetrisClock they claim it's steroids but you never know what's behind the curtains

[@0ArmoredSoul0]

"The longest recipe I have ever made" Little did Boris know that one day he would make cheese from scratch for this channel...

[@hechetonchieres]

Here's a fun bit of info for whoever reads this: Back during the American civil war there were food shortages, naturally, and the men were so hungry that they dug up the dirt floor of the smoke sheds of the homesteads and boiled it. A smoke shed floor absorbs a lot of fat and grease from whatever carcass is being cured, so if you boil the dirt the fat will come floating to the top. And that's what they ate.

Shit, that's end of month, advanced level !

[@RESIDENTHOB0]

Советская Россия I'm assuming that wherever Yassine is working, they get their pay in the beginning of the month and so would have less of it left by the end of the month.

[@kobraavala9345]

Booo capitalism

[@joannassienkiewicz1997]

The Napolean soldiers when marching through winter Russia, considered a bit of flour an unimaginable wealth. That's because a soup of flour and gunpowder cooked together in boiled snow was the most luxurious meal they had a chance to eat.

[@lekhapratap1652]

Witness my PERSONA!!

[@centipedeouttogetyou7763]

My recipe: Step1: make normal bread Step2: burn normal bread

[@smeggytesters8585]

ariana ghandi and put chunks of meat in to it

[@gigel743]

@@centipedeouttogetyou7763 chunks of vodka

[@velimahmoud]

Wait, dark bread is normal bread, at least in Finland lol.

[@6starnutty970]

Instructions unclear, made bread cry instead.

[@nepnep6002]

teach it to rap

[@averylividmoose3599]

Privyet Anatoli!

[@bigbeast2197]

Admiral Blin AYYYAA bUUhhhLeen you es westuuun spiiiyyyy you use American culture

[@punkboi1997]

Hello Boy ayy blyat u are western spy

[@averylividmoose3599]

Also, 543 likes for greeting Anatoli .-. welp, I dun' gud

[@miko8732]

@@bigbeast2197 bruh

[@abaronofchivalry5176]

I thought cumin was cinnamon once and put it on my toast. You can imagine my face when I spit it out faster than the challenger exploded.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

It doesn't even smell like cinnamon. Shouldn't you smell something before consuming it?

[@abaronofchivalry5176]

Absolutely...

[@PedroCosta-po5nu]

my brain was like: ´´cumin = cum in`` and then i...

[@petrotskycyka7178]

@@PedroCosta-po5nu OH BLIN PEDRO NOO

[@abaronofchivalry5176]

@derek Never heard of him...

[@uamee]

Feeling hungry already! :D

[@mateokg7099]

uamee What do you accualy eat?

[@Peterjohan01]

*hungary

[@uamee]

depends on time of month. if i look at date soon ill be eating pizdec :D

[@VALDYVERSE]

uamee - our hardbass master - *pays homage*

[@3mmmmmm]

Thanks to Boris's Babushka that teached him the ways of a real cooker

[@calebcologna8681]

The memes, jokes, and dedication to the character are sweet, but I love the genuine bits of Slavic culture and tradition in your work. Especially the cooking videos, as a chef. Love seeing other cultures’ cuisine come to life. Excellent work comrade!

[@clonetrooper71]

YES please Boris, Gopnik Workout Advanced Edition!

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

It is already 121 likes Where is Gopnik weightloss program Blyat!!!?? Davai davai suka!!!

[@ralphneonagonoy131]

“By far the longest recipe i have ever made” Mead recipe: Am i a joke to you?

[@ChadKakashi]

Mead recipe was after this, genius.

[@derp2633]

@@ChadKakashi it's a joke

[@nathannicelley7502]

Alibey Bal the video was made after but he is drinking mead in this episode

[@ashirdoodnath]

You play among us?

[@ralphneonagonoy131]

@@ashirdoodnath who is asking?

[@bjornironside1147]

Hi to Anatoli in comments.

[@ChrisKrunchy]

WE NEED A LIFE OF ANATOLI CHANNEL!! Who else wants to see Anatoli talk??

[@benjaminmartin3086]

Chris Krunchy that would ruin it. Anotoli's thing is silence

[@MrHarald0106]

But what if Anatoli cant talk because he has seen to much madness? I mean he is Boris friend so he has seen a loooooot of shit. Like WW2, Coldwar and so on. He is a fucking Gopnik Veteran man.

[@benjaminmartin3086]

MrHarald0106 Or if the mask is actually not a mask and that's his actual face therefore no mouth

[@ChrisKrunchy]

Pirahna89 😂 how does he eat his mayonez muffins then

[@Kelastris]

Boris should be hosting MasterChef Slav

[@colinnguyen2150]

Master Cyka

[@h2no456]

KitchenSlav

[@hollowflowers]

Master Blyat

[@clip3844]

Slavster chef

[@Derannimer]

He is.

[@sarahgray430]

My mother in law came from Karelia, and where she was from it was not uncommon to peel the phloem (inner bark) from pine trees, grind it and add it to the flour to make bread, which extended the flour and added a bit of Vitamin C. If they were lucky enough to have honey they added it as well...but they did not always have honey, which is why Finns are so notoriously gloomy!

[@Joplas99]

KARJALA PERKELE

[@danielsavin5674]

What do you mean "gloomy"

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Daniel Savin You know that wonderful feeling on a beautiful warm sunny day? Well "gloomy" is the shitty feeling on a dark cloud filled rainy day.

[@spongmongler6760]

not to a pluviophile

[@antti3779]

@@Joplas99 facepalm

[@scarbar2905]

I opened myself to a whole new world just by thinking this was a how to basic video I am not complaining one bit

[@sergiomartins98]

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ No

[@paulbinjumjilen2429]

Hall no

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@ɮօʊռċɛ օʄʄ Never compare komrade Boris to HowToBasic ever again. That's just insulting.

[@s0biektywnie]

He's a slav MacGyver of cooking

[@fishyc43sar]

I too thought the same, because of the thumbnail and simple title.

[@Vesself]

_"If you smell burning, you have gone too far. Start all over again"_ (9:20)

[@ftlflmtld192]

Yes, i was stuck on this step then i realised it was my speakers playing hardbass

[@Sp00kq]

Instead of throwing away burned black bread, make kvass

[@Thors.hammer69420]

If you smell burning House on fire Call fire department.

[@lonelywanderer1114]

That burning you smell, that is shame

[@MrFUNHERO]

I would love to see a plov recipe, because every time I try to cook, it ends up as some kind of radioactive waste. Please shashlik king Boris I beg you to help me out of my misery!

[@komrade223]

First off, hello Anatoli. Second, I want that mead video!

[@montycosmos1165]

Boris: takes three days to make loaf of bread Also Boris: eats half of it in the span of two minutes

[@infernec]

"english is hard language, every word sounds the same." *attempts to laugh in german*

[@pedroarjona6996]

The Spanish translator writes at that point "Spanish is much more fucked: Translator Note"

[@Kristian2801]

Same Bro I feel you

[@austinhallford9257]

English isn't hard as long as you don't try to speak it sure i live in u.s. and j speak English but I'm still not fluent it very confusing words are spelled the same but pronounced differently

[@infernec]

@@austinhallford9257 yea... i can tell you're not fluent

[@hifiteen49]

German is really hard tho. too bad we get it in school

[@user-tm4ef6pi8v]

Im watching this three years later thinking how have I not seen boris before ! Think I’ve been under a rock keep making the videos! Having a life of boris catch up haha

[@merryc.5466]

Boris, your humor is connecting the entire world! Thank you

[@demomoon1552]

The easiest way to make black bread is to put it in the oven at 500 degrees for about 2 hours

[@gilbertley1309]

This should not have made me laugh as much as it did 😂

[@burhanettinhasdemir4964]

or 473 kelvin for 4 hours, only to find out your house has been burned down.

[@luigiligotti2996]

People: black bread Me, an intellectual: brigga

[@CaptainArdalas]

breagger !

[@JaguarXKSS]

*brigga*

[@Mikee..]

*brigger*

[@alexandradenes2063]

This is the best thing I have seen today

[@h2no456]

As a not-so Russian, I like this.

[@RazielSchnitzel]

"your girlfriend" "move to Vladivostok" "Never talk to you again" стоп бляяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяяя

[@MarkSalesman]

Нет ты

[@andreibalasa745]

he will never steal my gf because i dont have one 😖🥺

[@gacheemooch844]

Каво

[@cosmicboi1650]

?

[@fders938]

ть

[@regat192]

Boris: ladies and gentlemen Me: ladas and gentleblyats

[@TheShyGuy-uf2es]

But Boris, what if babushka's basement smells like fresh yeast. Please tell me.

[@exsilencio]

Western spy has taken place of babushka. Apprehend the spy and save her

[@ihaveforgotten_o7]

Blin

[@elainad6728]

Babushka basement smell like jams too

[@beaubeaukitty5301]

TheShyGuy 4619 make her drink Pao De’Arco Tea it cures candida yeast or Douche with it it cures trench mouth as well. Drinking it

[@TheArbiter10]

@@elainad6728 Can confirm. Jam, or pickles. Or both at the same time.

[@pacshark2266]

Why do Boris's videos get demonitised? He barely swears or provides any edgy/harrasing content

[@KDNG105]

KZbin is fucking retarded

[@midhatmujdic8199]

I got 2 ads on the vid so it isn't demonetised yet

[@Techn1kal]

"You can feed to your dog, or girlfriend."

[@pacshark2266]

Apparently it's the alcohol

[@butchxr4545]

Pac Shark Because KZbin is full of little идиоты that can’t handle the way of the Slav.

[@Poukeli]

Thought this was a Howtobasic video for a second. Glad I was wrong.

[@SergeyPRKL]

This is basic?

[@shiromi1]

Another 5000 subs without videos person the thumbnail

[@Lady-Mara]

I love how to basic

[@alfrancishernandez1309]

lmao xD

[@RosyCandoor]

@father dark art same here

[@MoonaLoona]

Yes we want gopnik workout advanced edition!! Plssss!

[@ryanmarshall8925]

Спортивный костюм Гопник I need it at this point... This good slav food packs on the pounds

[@costa2k1]

Not gonna lie, this is one of the best black breads I ever had.

[@Unifarts]

Never throw out stale black bread! Instead, boil it in beer and serve it as a breakfast porridge with milk! Øllebrød is the perfect way to deal with stale black bread and sneak beer into kids at the same time 8D Traditional dishes, so politically correct. What's not to love.

[@tulenich9948]

You can make the kvass out of dried (burned) black bread

[@h2no456]

From time to time, I eat black bread "pudding". Goes well with sour cream.

[@Cr4z3d]

@@tulenich9948 That might have indeed been the origin of Kvass now that you mention it, a way to use batches of Black Bread that were accidentally burnt, that's why modern recipes for it have you basically burn the bread on purpose in a toaster or oven.

[@kwaivioussankensa3664]

What's not to love? Fetal alcohol syndrome.

[@AyeNeNAy]

Wouldn't the alcohol get evaporated off?

[@deltasquad62]

I need to see you make Mead! I require this in my life comrade

[@deltasquad62]

also I forgot to add I use Fahrenheit still :| I shouldn't but as an American ...we are dumb

[@dredlord47]

We are not dumb, we simply are using the system that we know, and all thermometers are made with mercury (If not electronic), and fahrenheit is based off of mercury's boiling point.

[@deltasquad62]

sounds dumb to me :/ nevermind let me just say sorry or something like that

[@dredlord47]

You have no reason to apologize. You expressed an opinion, and I disagreed with your opinion.

[@andrewhallford7267]

I second this motion comrade deltasquad.

[@stefansiarzewski736]

My friend Sergiei (he's a chef In my restaurant) did a true slav bread with onion. Blyat, it was yummy! (sorry for my English but I from Poland)

[@uselesswatergod1814]

było dobrze po angielsku, powinienem wiedzieć, bo jestem Amerykaninem

[@tablon6948]

Stefan Siarzewski aaah trying to fake bad english you western spjon!!

[@komrade223]

Your english is good and now I want bread with onions and meat cooked inside.

[@MawoDuffer]

Das ist gut. Sorry my polish is bad.

[@stefansiarzewski736]

Smug Anime Girl I don't know

[@sofiem1225]

I come from Denmark, where black bread (rugbrød) is the core of our existence. Sadly, nobody knows how to make it. Now I do! Thank you, comrade.

[@johnnypapa544]

Jeg er også dansk!!!

[@sofiem1225]

Erika Larsen wuhu! Glædelig jul 🎄💫🎅🏻

[@johnnypapa544]

@@sofiem1225 Glæd jul till dig!!

[@gsthomas187]

PLEASE SHOW US HOW SLAV MEAD IS MADE

[@_rmms_8285]

mom + dad in russian = slav

[@gordonlai9248]

Boris where is the "how to properly dress like a slav" video promised back in the "why do slavs wear adidas" video? Blin.

[@rbrand6588]

Slav mead is made from uncovered western spies. Oh wait, my mistake, i am bad in english.

[@dreadnaught5029]

He has done it

[@HelloThere-ot1xh]

DerDeutsche Spoon do you even undersatnd what сука ьлять means

[@matiasparipovic5863]

Ahh it smells like babuskas basement... B L Y A T

[@mindbogglingthoughts]

more like Idi na khui -_- i was eating at that moment.

[@Aephlet]

Nice

[@freya8031]

@@mindbogglingthoughts you were eating in your babuskas basement. Dont lie

[@zodiac2275]

START FROM BEGINNING OR GULAG

[@slonkazoid]

its 333 likes so i dont like

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

If you're in Texas just let some water sit outside on August day and it will get that hot (just make sure you don't leave it for too long or it will go above 45C) And remember to leave it in the shade or it will just boil off in the sunshine

[@noellepoquiz3189]

IntelPentiumMMX Which part of Texas? Big bend, El Paso, Dallas, Lubbock? It's a big place

[@brentsnocomgaming7813]

@@noellepoquiz3189 Austin

[@herbalteaa5882]

Houston vibes

[@ewwmorons]

oh my God

[@burntpancakes5574]

Lmao works for east tx too. baked some brownies with this technique as well

[@lordgiblets7585]

Since none of these cooking videos say "don't try this at home," I'm going to try these methods myself.

[@Jeff.78]

Remember, when somebody says "don't try this at home", go to a friend's house🙃

[@Creepo11]

Boris! The "cumin" we use in North-Eastern Europe is referred to as caraway by western spies in UK and USA. For them the word "cumin" refers to the Asian spice also known as "jeera". So any western spies watching, use caraway!

[@Mate397]

It's called "kömény" in hungarian

[@愛-t9w]

thank you, eastern friend.

[@gd8610]

I literally took the rising dough out of the loave pans and added caraway! Thank you! Much more like pumpernickel now.

[@darius2640]

473 Kelvin = 199.85 Celsius, if you wondered

[@imtk7618]

Dariune I think Boris want to cook that at 200 Celsius??

[@spagootspageet6054]

Hol up I have the same picture as my wallpaper on my pc and phone Cyka Blat

[@sungalupe]

HAHAHAHA

[@stikky5064]

O SH1T REALLY??? I ACCIDENTALY COOKED MINE ON 200 CELSIUS!!!

[@jjbooster4764]

hmmm Infomation is good

[@粭]

How to make Slav Bread 1st : Make the bread ( of your choice ) 2nd : Let it drink lots of vodka

[@tulenich9948]

You will make just vodka bread. You need to give to it vodka, blins, borsh and buterbrod with sprats.

[@TheUkiko]

This is the energy that the baking community needs!😂

[@enricodonadoni2686]

I tink it will be hilarious to see you cooking a slav version of a non slav recipe

[@politicallyincorrect2097]

Ghigno watch the mayonez muffins video

[@PhoebeShmitdt]

How can no one say hi to Boris's Precious Cousin!? Hi!!

[@heavyasfuc2182]

Stfu gopnik

[@pearlo3752]

@@heavyasfuc2182 go home with ur toxic ass

[@elainad6728]

Hello boris cousin

[@1cr.w4]

Boris'*

[@buggybite2033]

shoeske shohikata what did he say

[@cheektarobreejo5156]

Don’t worry Boris, I got ads, neighbor Vadim has not contacted KZbin yet.

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Pretty sure Vadim stole it when Boris was out to buy more vodka

[@carmonions1715]

Vadim is secret boyfriend of Susan W. aka youtube ceo don't ask how I know

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

nonstopian2 gaming & more not even Vadim is that debil

[@Cybetrexs]

Correct me if im wrong, but a video can be demonetized and still get ads, the creator just wont recieve money from that video.

[@BJGvideos]

I got an ad for Scientology. Pretty sure it's better to be demonitized than have those.

[@JacobLoveless23]

I love his pink blankets. A true man cares not that he enjoys pink. Because he is Boris!

[@darthtaiter]

Oh Boris, Thank you so, so much, I was having a very awful day and your video made me incredibly happy... Now I shall buy Malt and Kefir and Rye Flour... I Must make this Black Bread... Thank You Boris, Thank You

[@endersniper9783]

But malt is bear

[@seraphale]

❤

[@pacman10182]

@@endersniper9783 malt is malted barley

[@amogernebula3983]

@@pacman10182 in this recipe he uses malted rye

[@Sleep-is-overrated]

hey Boris, got a challenge for you. I'm currently in college and I don't have access to a stove. All I have is an electric kettle, a microwave, a mini fridge, some silverware, a Podstakannik, and a tiny 8"x8" BBQ I made in welding class. How does one prepare good slavic food with said tools.

[@fdagpigj]

Visit babushka the next time you have a week off and prepare enough food to last the next three months

[@BrianOfAteionas]

fdagpigj E - Hahaha that's what I was gonna say

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

Get your gopnik friends and get alot pork and veggies and a shitload of Student loan's Cup noodles Then start the month with a Barbeque for Shashlik. Wrap it up. set in fridge. Use Microwave until out of Shashlik then live off cup noodles and cheap vodka Wake your Roommate and tell him it is end of month until the next. copy paste repeat until gratuation

[@TheLaserlord]

Get your trusted electrition frend to hook heating coils up under your BBQ....or do it yourself as is the slavic way.

[@hofnarf]

You can make any kind of noodle, rice and potatoes or other vegetables in an electric kettle. I had to stay in a hotel room for very long and i made everything in this, heating up sausages, cooking filled tortelloni.. so you can make soup in it or even pelmeni.

[@V-C137]

I literally first read the title as "how to make blyat bread" for a second

[@TsukimuraMidori]

So western spy bread?

[@josegamboa9691]

XDDDDDDDDD

[@GoodguyKevin]

For people who wanna know why he is useing Breadstarter (also known for Sourdough) is because Rye flour has an enzyme (Pentosane) that prevents yeast to grow and "rebel"

[@VocalFox94]

I mean you don't have a choice any more. You show us the mead? You show us how to make it. That's the rules.

[@drunkenslav2334]

Yes blyat you gotta show us how to make mead now

[@TheRealBleach]

Yes

[@愛-t9w]

Hi Boris! Greetings from America! I love your videos a lot. Thank you for creating them. :-)

[@livedandletdie]

You are pretty much welcome here western spy, maybe you could help convert western spy to slav way, maybe get Slav wife, get lots of slav babies, and repopulate western society with slavs.

[@愛-t9w]

The Major But what if I am western female?

[@Akulovv]

ABORT MISSION IT’S A DEVUSHKA THIS WAS NOT PLANNED

[@vincentn1123]

i do not use fahrenheit or celsius, i use my finger...

[@deathbyreindeer4174]

Inure Artz pathetic. I use my dick.

[@AnitaBlackmann]

My unit of measurement for temperature: Glowing: hot. Not glowing: not hot. Does tongue stick to it?: cold. It's very accurate!

[@jorge8596]

Kelvin is where it's at

[@toastbrotlf2000]

Inure Artz in Russia winter is so cold, -40 degree doesn't even matter anymore if celcius or Fahrenheit

[@laurelh7536]

Thank you for your videos Boris! We have so much fun watching them, and the recipes are helpful when I cannot get ingredients that we want. I am running out of pelmeshki from shop, and will need to make my own, and your video was helpful, this one too!

[@FellowContentCreator]

Do gopnik workouts video, please! Nice video as always

[@mazzi7514]

please do gopnik workout video!!

[@FellowContentCreator]

Yeah with Anatoli and firewood, but he mentioned in this video that if we want to see another one we should mention it in this comment section.

[@malvoliomaximillian2001]

Squat 1000 times

[@tenor4867]

Up

[@binorobin]

8:40 Some in muffin form, you can feed it to your DOG or GIRL FRIEND 😂😂

[@AustinBryant718]

He blesses us once more

[@happywolfofdeath]

Your channel is fun to watch when I am bleeding. During this video, my leg was losing blood.

[@gopnikan1448]

Can you do the Russian push up challenge

[@brennansweeney1928]

I HAVE NEVER CLICKED OUT OF COOLMATHGAMES FASTER IN MY LIFE

[@Byrnzy]

I love when I find a new KZbinr and I just go and watch all there videos I love this channel blin

[@Arianagrandeandothers]

Blin this is good

[@tanyabriggs8969]

OMG...I fell asleep watching rye bread videos...when this came on and woke me up. HILARIOUS! I have NO idea how that bread turned out looking as good as it did! Needless to say...I'm not sleepy anymore. LOL~

[@theonewhocheekibreeki8963]

Tanya Briggs can you help me get malt powder

[@tanyabriggs8969]

@@theonewhocheekibreeki8963 Amazon has both diastalic and non diastalic malt powder. You can also get it at King Arthur Flour company. I have bought from both for decades.

[@tanyabriggs8969]

OH in case you are not able to get commercially...you can make your own. Just learn how to sprout rye (which is process of malting)...then dry it. Then grind it. Then toast it...and you have malt powder. I *think* it is the non diastolic type due to the heat treatment. VERY VERY good for black rye bread.

[@Qwaibm7]

Feed it to your dog, or girlfriend. Same thing Edit: it appears this comment i forget existed is popular, thus i should edit like everyone else saying thanks for likes, but i will just say "cool".

[@reeeeee3793]

Lmao

[@archiveofmyown4808]

you know comrade Tibor, countryside-ivan gets a little lonely when significant other is out on top model show

[@eurocrusader1724]

A hole is a hole I guess , in Russia glasses are expensive...

[@_yuri]

@@eurocrusader1724 rude

[@filip7471]

I was gonna comment something similar

[@TheRealJeff984]

We in the US still use Fahrenheit and "Standard" (or whatever the hell we call it) unit of measurement. Because Metric and Celsius are too accurate, easy to use, and make too much damn sense. I love how different we are compared to everyone else but damn it when im working on shit and I need to do fractions in my head to figure out what size is bigger or smaller than "7/32" and do that sort of thing WITH EVERY WRENCH AND SOCKET thats when you realize maybe the rest of the damn world is on to something with this 10,11,12, etc size thing.

[@petvrg]

I'm amazed that in the US they also use hours, minutes and seconds :)

[@hannesdhondt3096]

Well those are in lots of 60 and 24 and what not so it's more like the Americans than like metric.

[@eduardaalmeida414]

lol just start using the metric and celsius sytem then xD

[@hannesdhondt3096]

I do, I was just stating that hours, minutes and seconds don't go in lots of 10 but also in other weird numbers so it's a bit like the Americans.

[@horrificplumpkin6266]

You guys need to fucking modernise.

[@nickpol1899]

I actually wanna try this. Most of these recipes look delicious!

[@TheJigsaw298]

An absolutely *clean* kitchen: ...why do I hear boss music? *БОЛЬШОЙ ДИКИЙ БОРИС*

[@Jintonic420]

Definitly want to see how the Shashlik-King makes Mead. Skál!

[@nicolamatthews5254]

Arceld he does not make simple nord mead he make slab mead🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

[@thewalrusman57]

Here in Hungary, we have Dr.Sausage, but we call it Párizsi. (Or in western language Parisian)

[@Kwecsk]

A Walrusman Ó igen 😁

[@thewalrusman57]

:D Végre valaki magyar!

[@Kwecsk]

Jaja 😊 Slav4Lyf

[@mattsullivan78]

Kíváncsi lennék, hogy ő-e az a Borisz, aki Lalee életét egy picit megfűszerezte.

[@Kwecsk]

Máté csak nem 😉

[@markgreiser464]

Yo, Boris! Recently converted Gopnik, from Texas, here! Thank you for your Babuska's recipe, for Black Bread. I plan to make this at Home! My Grandfather fought in the Great War, as a Tanker for GEN Patton. He met the Soviet Army, in Czechoslavakia, and had a Party, with the Soviet Soldiers. They ate tons of fresh Butter and Black Bread,. They followed it, with Gallons of Vodka. They sang and danced, to Life! I look forward to your Videos! Your new friend, Mark

[@tylerhorn3712]

That looks like some real good black bread. I put mine in the oven to bake, set the timer and got out of there. For all the people that want to make more black bread, put it in the oven and get out as soon as you know it's cooking.

[@tylerhorn3712]

@Anne-yh1vv it ain't gonna get black if you don't leave. That shit will come out and look like a freaking oreo.

[@RedMage815]

Thumbs up for making mead.

[@henrymccomments]

Ah back to cooking comrade 👍🏾

[@FreakyFred18827]

Da

[@HarrowingResults]

It's good to see that he's back to cooking the most tasty food ever

[@FreakyFred18827]

Anything russian is 5 Star in my book, Anything made by Boris... It’s good from russian heaven

[@henrymccomments]

Komrade Ivan how about Russian cars are they 5 ⭐️ lol

[@MildredCady]

Amerikanskaya here. The land of Fahrenheit and the old English measurement system. Just found the channel and I love your cooking videos.

[@MildredCady]

And do you have a recipe for щи?

[@drunkenwhaler9507]

Sorry, can you say the last one again, but in the freedom language? -I can't search that on mobile, and I love learning about other foods. Plz help.-

[@MildredCady]

I studied Russian and went to Moscow with my school back in the 90s. So if that makes me a spy… where’s my cool gadgets?

[@MildredCady]

I know. :) but spies have to have some plausibility. ;)

[@Cybetrexs]

How old are you exactly? Cause with a name like mildred, you CANT be younger than a 80 year old western spy.

[@berdansargol1577]

Thanks for the sourdough starter recipe, it was by far the easiest and quickest one

[@williamglass2223]

A Kotlet Loaf even Stalin himself would love!!!!

[@Aindoros]

Руки у Бориски становятся всё толще с каждым видосом :)

[@Edelhif]

Aindoros Когда ты умеешь и любишь готовить, то ничто уже не остановит тебя вечно иметь в холодильнике хороший питательны хавчик))

[@alexeykrivoruchko1535]

Зимой трудно танцевать хардбасс, вот набрал немножко капитализма

[@bristlefight07]

So nobody is talking about this bed? 2:12 It looks comfy.

[@JetFalcon710]

It honestly does, yeah. I also like how it's implied that Boris sleeps while still wearing his ushanka and balaclava

[@martinwarner1178]

F---king love this fellow, no one better on the old internet. Keep it rolling Top Slav. Peace be unto you.

[@epsilon6516]

The States of United America made me laugh a little

[@saltycadet5904]

Just pre-ordered a weslav ushanka, hope my patronage helps you keep up the cheeki breeki Boris!

[@ProfGop]

Early approval! approved by Professional Gopnik

[@erikahl7934]

Professional Gopnik i see you a LOT in the comments and all the good videos you comment so i always look for you

[@PlutoTheSynth]

You're not professional gopnik!Boris is

[@ProfGop]

So you are telling me that i don't make any content on my own? Look at yourself first debil hypocrite! Your channel is empty, no content at all. And what do I have? Over 20k views blin! Of course its nothing compared to what Boris gets

[@ProfGop]

NietTristan no comrade, I come from Eastern country, its called Latvia. Boris went there

[@ProfGop]

Erik Ahl thanks comrade :D

[@GTR192_]

Best Intro On KZbin Period

[@lordzadd]

Ayy We Slav looks sweet!!!

[@davidlemos1136]

I want to shape my body by doing slav workouts and then feel good about it enjoying slav mead. Thanks Boris.

[@Dsdcain]

Is rare being early to video from Slav King Boris. *XD*

[@ChapuleTaylor]

*_XD_*

[@slavking2406]

???

[@theoldbigmoose]

I made this today, and it was authentic. I had to get the dark malt flour from Russia. Only place to get it and it IS essential for the final taste. Kudos to Boris.

[@theoldbigmoose]

@Anne-yh1vv I add it right to the flour at the beginning. 2 years later now, and I cannot get it in the USA any longer.. the process to sprout, dry, etc. is too complex to do at home. I am looking for a substitute.

[@rebelbeammasterx8472]

I'm an American, except I use the Metric system. So much easier. Cooking becomes so easy. The imperial conversions are just too confusing and too many things to remember.

[@Anal0Avenger]

Do they treat you like old KGB agent?

[@dirtfriend]

seriously who the hell thought using "3/24ths of an ounce" was acceptable??

[@vztezcreenrij8910]

for me, i use metric for things that need to be precise, like baking or math, and for things that don't need to be precise like cooking and just regular conversation, i use imperial.

[@Anal0Avenger]

There is hope for you, apprentice, yet.

[@mecha7419]

I never use metric, I like the imperial system

[@judgeman4548]

Boris asked, I shall answer: I use Fahrenheit. (Also hello Anatoli)

[@frishki6610]

western spy i see hmm to gulag jk you support boris slavs support you

[@BT-qh7vq]

Alex Bartos you did what the Slav king ordered

[@bathrobegoat5392]

Advanced Gopnik workout and mead! Please Lord Slav!

[@kenclarkii2261]

This looks like food we used to make with limited resources in policed enviroments. Very good!!

[@zogien31]

I would see anything as long as it is commented by Boris

[@mangirdas3355]

Love from Lithuanian gopniks!!! Hi to Anatoli and yes we need advances slav workout

Mange Cobra Ooo! Bratanas!

[@mangirdas3355]

Pavel Paškevič Jo

[@nortikka]

Meaby next time pizza with full of slavness? 🤤

[@jochemcode4570]

Pizza Slav! We need this in Europe

[@verylongchannelhandle]

Hmmmmm Pizza with onions,pelmeni and mayonez..... Definetly! Press like so slav king Boris can see!

[@verylongchannelhandle]

Oh blin,have you ever tried it? Also i should mention im not western spy blyat! Im fucking Macedonian! Need proof? HERE! Еве ти неколку Македонски! Уште не веруваш? ОК изборот е твој! So don't call me western spy you little piece of shit

[@verylongchannelhandle]

Also have you ever tried sarma or ajvar?

[@verylongchannelhandle]

And it's pronounced ay-var

[@Jay_ish]

Boris slowly turning into babushka *17% remaining*