How to make Russian cheese (Русский сыр) - Cooking with Boris

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Life of Boris

Life of Boris

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@uamee
@uamee 4 жыл бұрын
Ayy blyat bring the cheese Boris!! 😂 we all eat Russian cheese from childhood
@thedeez5436
@thedeez5436 4 жыл бұрын
yes uamee russian cheese
@table1452
@table1452 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@domp5014
@domp5014 4 жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Uamee
@bluestarTed
@bluestarTed 4 жыл бұрын
Hey music lord
@Royalty775
@Royalty775 4 жыл бұрын
Is Russian cheese
@PAL-1947
@PAL-1947 4 жыл бұрын
Video title: "How to make Russian Cheese." Alternate Title: "How many times can the camera's autofocus piss off Boris."
@kuzzbillington6392
@kuzzbillington6392 4 жыл бұрын
What a handsome thumbnail. Almost as good looking as Boris' cheese.
@foxphire0093
@foxphire0093 4 жыл бұрын
* AvE Noises Intensify *
@twitchycygnus
@twitchycygnus 4 жыл бұрын
@@foxphire0093 exactly what I was thinking. For real though. That autofocus was awful
@Kasmuller
@Kasmuller 4 жыл бұрын
3:51 lmao
@pashauzan
@pashauzan 4 жыл бұрын
@@foxphire0093 what's AvE
@burakhuseyinoglu564
@burakhuseyinoglu564 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being home-friends with Boris, you would never starve.
@barreloapplesause8243
@barreloapplesause8243 4 жыл бұрын
And you will probably get radiation poisoning or alcohol gas from his vodka cooled pc or something
@bedrunn
@bedrunn 4 жыл бұрын
@@barreloapplesause8243 you got communised basically
@karendodge1259
@karendodge1259 4 жыл бұрын
“2 years to make it harder...” Boris, stop with the painis jokes
@bsl2789
@bsl2789 4 жыл бұрын
I 100,000,000,000,000% Agree
@overriidee
@overriidee 4 жыл бұрын
Our Babuschkas are trying assassinate us with unlimited food.
@ShadowOfMachines
@ShadowOfMachines 4 жыл бұрын
"Don't want them building theaters in the cheese." "Cheese culture is better than regular culture because...you can eat it." Best culture jokes I've ever heard. XD
@pianopanicattack
@pianopanicattack 4 жыл бұрын
replying to show you how many likes you have :)
@wwkiam3795
@wwkiam3795 4 жыл бұрын
A thousand likes and two replies (including me)
@koishiandhat159
@koishiandhat159 3 жыл бұрын
Such wow
@nullpoint3346
@nullpoint3346 3 жыл бұрын
I can hear a shounen protagonist saying that.
@planteruines5619
@planteruines5619 3 жыл бұрын
Approuve in france
@SoundsOfSushi
@SoundsOfSushi 3 жыл бұрын
If Boris ever comes out with a cookbook, i would buy it. His recipes are pretty legit
@aiko9393
@aiko9393 3 жыл бұрын
He's got a draft going
@stefanfarier7384
@stefanfarier7384 3 жыл бұрын
Waiting to buy my hardcover copy
@SoundsOfSushi
@SoundsOfSushi 3 жыл бұрын
@@stefanfarier7384 me too!
@freedomdispatcher
@freedomdispatcher 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@arthritis1097
@arthritis1097 3 жыл бұрын
he already does lol
@filipjudar4781
@filipjudar4781 4 жыл бұрын
me: *puts too much culture by accident* AYYYYY BLYAT!!!!! THEY BUILT AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION!!!!!
@paulmahoney7619
@paulmahoney7619 4 жыл бұрын
They're launching space missions now!
@sovietreenactingandhistory1663
@sovietreenactingandhistory1663 4 жыл бұрын
yes, there my cheese spys, dont disturb them and let them build an aconamy
@kaulis6524
@kaulis6524 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh xd
@williamwallace5201
@williamwallace5201 4 жыл бұрын
Blin, chuvak! I put too much culture in, now cheese build navy to defend itself
@filipjudar4781
@filipjudar4781 4 жыл бұрын
Vadim accidentally dropped into my cheese blyat
@DJBlyatman
@DJBlyatman 4 жыл бұрын
Cheese King
@Warga_indo01
@Warga_indo01 4 жыл бұрын
Nah comrade he is not cheese king, but he is kitchen king 😂
@xulbyteidk6183
@xulbyteidk6183 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thomastovey7098
@thomastovey7098 4 жыл бұрын
Is this the real DJ blyat man ?
@grabedigger
@grabedigger 4 жыл бұрын
@@thomastovey7098 da!
@spatha2584
@spatha2584 4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@schimmelfennig726
@schimmelfennig726 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Boris has done more for western-russian relations then all russian ambassadors combined
@DemoOfAHuman
@DemoOfAHuman 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, amuse silly capitalistic pigs with cheese and sausage while we do a sneaky breaky and make more communist regimes!
@looksirdroids9134
@looksirdroids9134 4 жыл бұрын
@@KilledDebtor Ahem
@Tinkering4Time
@Tinkering4Time 4 жыл бұрын
@@looksirdroids9134 , go play with Trump. Adults are talking.
@Kikker861
@Kikker861 4 жыл бұрын
@@Tinkering4Time you, adult? true comedy
@hammerdcow1108
@hammerdcow1108 4 жыл бұрын
this is the true
@MythicSorin
@MythicSorin 3 жыл бұрын
I randomly stumbled upon this channel while browsing some filthy western sausage-making channel. This is somehow the most informative cooking channel I've ever seen; I legitimately appreciate any channel that recognizes that I'm not gonna clean the damn kitchen while making cheese. Thank you, Boris.
@lordicarus8807
@lordicarus8807 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, even if his videos are mostly comedy, you can actually try these recipes at home and they work...
@joshuabrown9413
@joshuabrown9413 9 ай бұрын
I was looking for a Russian rye bread recipe when I found boris. Life has never been better. I can make bread, bologna, and slave my car, all in a day.
@nickster5207
@nickster5207 4 жыл бұрын
"You get cheese or starvation!" -Boris 2020
@pawewyzga7051
@pawewyzga7051 4 жыл бұрын
Its one way or another choose one
@honestsmithery9849
@honestsmithery9849 4 жыл бұрын
Well, you have no idea how the fuck 2020 is going to go, so get your food preservation skills ready LoL
@ElizabethBattle
@ElizabethBattle 3 жыл бұрын
@@honestsmithery9849 Prophecy
@JohnDoe-ks9xx
@JohnDoe-ks9xx 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElizabethBattle His time-line is off. Winter of 2022
@MechaEmperor7000
@MechaEmperor7000 4 жыл бұрын
It took 8 months but Boris has deciphered old grandma handwriting.
@rengurenge
@rengurenge 4 жыл бұрын
Grandma? Babushka!
@victordeltoro7400
@victordeltoro7400 3 жыл бұрын
Literally just subscribed because of this guy's energy. that is all...
@Crimsin19937
@Crimsin19937 4 жыл бұрын
"It crumble like western economy!" *western spy has left the chat*
@Sp00kq
@Sp00kq 4 жыл бұрын
Economy chilling here. What's not chilling is the government. America fucked
@johnmccrossan9376
@johnmccrossan9376 4 жыл бұрын
Nah im still here
@malding2246
@malding2246 4 жыл бұрын
Joe biden : wipes tears with 100 bills
@sneakywarrior4238
@sneakywarrior4238 4 жыл бұрын
"Regular culture, you cannot eat." Cries in exposure
@liamholcroft7212
@liamholcroft7212 4 жыл бұрын
i guess boris didn't get the memo, somebody wanna tell him what happened in 1991?
@Scrubbez
@Scrubbez 4 жыл бұрын
Questions of boris that will never be solved 1. How old is boris? 2. How does he know what the average temperature of a cow is? 3. How is boris so good at making cheese?
@jakeas348
@jakeas348 4 жыл бұрын
boris is a cow
@smejkoondrejko
@smejkoondrejko 4 жыл бұрын
@@jakeas348 whoa whoa you just uncovered the ultimate question everyones been asking for 5 years since Boris chanel start
@gaiasguardian205
@gaiasguardian205 4 жыл бұрын
Boris is not cow, is steer available for stud services.😉
@mhassan-robotics
@mhassan-robotics 4 жыл бұрын
🐄 Cow body temperature is measured by shoving thermometer into its butthole. Boris might did the same 😂
@dataexpunged3914
@dataexpunged3914 4 жыл бұрын
What about the sausage machine from his sausage video
@treygreen5015
@treygreen5015 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 “Soft as a *blin*” “Crumble like *western economy*” This is why I love Boris.
@bf4medic248
@bf4medic248 4 жыл бұрын
your not alone bro
@domp5014
@domp5014 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh same here lol
@bluegloriousgames
@bluegloriousgames 4 жыл бұрын
It's why we love boris
@MaxwelloftheClocktower
@MaxwelloftheClocktower 2 жыл бұрын
the idea of Boris laughing like a maniac while buying milk always puts a smile on my face
@LeRoiJojo
@LeRoiJojo 4 жыл бұрын
"Regular culture, you cannot eat." *Cries in exposure*
@mishtrong
@mishtrong 4 жыл бұрын
Cries in paintings.
@kapiteinkaya5754
@kapiteinkaya5754 4 жыл бұрын
Someone: "What Cheese You Like?" Boris: *"yes."*
@ChristochatBTW
@ChristochatBTW 4 жыл бұрын
Boris does not like western spy cheese
@bananatree5208
@bananatree5208 4 жыл бұрын
i like cheese with whatever that green chernobyl rainwater is called in it
@ChristochatBTW
@ChristochatBTW 4 жыл бұрын
@@bananatree5208 it's tarhun
@WorkAlef
@WorkAlef 4 жыл бұрын
"Ага, мля" ©Борис
@jlitodelcid326
@jlitodelcid326 4 жыл бұрын
@@bananatree5208 same
@kavpa
@kavpa 4 жыл бұрын
Me: looks at title Also me: This cannot end well
@MildredCady
@MildredCady 4 жыл бұрын
I guess we’ll know in 28 days?
@JacktheFireEater
@JacktheFireEater 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, but it does!
@criebeef555
@criebeef555 4 жыл бұрын
It was better then last time
@ChocorocK
@ChocorocK 4 жыл бұрын
Oh Gopnik of little faith.
@MildredCady
@MildredCady 4 жыл бұрын
@@criebeef555 This was the only time Boris made cheese. That other video was Vadim pretending to be Boris. ;)
@octonitro
@octonitro 4 жыл бұрын
"Crumble like western economy" yeah. basically.
@xushandong9734
@xushandong9734 4 жыл бұрын
You are western spy
@hammerdcow1108
@hammerdcow1108 4 жыл бұрын
looks at americka yea basickly trump should have tried to build has wall out of russian chese because it would never fall but you might get tunnels to let people through made by rebbel slavs
@dianecrow5009
@dianecrow5009 4 жыл бұрын
used crumbles every 10 years but now its crumbling every 10 seconds
@Ze_N00B
@Ze_N00B 4 жыл бұрын
@@hammerdcow1108 The same thing goes for Biden and his cages. Nobody can escape the cheese cage.
@liquidsnake6879
@liquidsnake6879 3 жыл бұрын
something needs to rise before it can crumble, the Russian economy is still waiting to go up at all lol
@Povilaz
@Povilaz 4 жыл бұрын
Ah so it goes like this: 1. Wet milk 2. Still wet milk 3. Rubber milk 4. Cottage -milk- cheese 5. Salting the cheese 6. Русский cheese 7. Waxed cheese Got it. Brb I'm gonna make it.
@blixh3ad
@blixh3ad 4 жыл бұрын
alright I'll be waiting
@shrek1907
@shrek1907 4 жыл бұрын
@@blixh3ad same
@AussieNexus7408
@AussieNexus7408 4 жыл бұрын
All right hope you have fun
@Bomboclat-II
@Bomboclat-II 4 жыл бұрын
tell us if it worked
@vharliksod3200
@vharliksod3200 4 жыл бұрын
Ight. Imma head over to Chernobyl instead of your kitchen in two minutes xd
@nathanishungryanimations7206
@nathanishungryanimations7206 4 жыл бұрын
“What about when he made cheese last ti-“ We don’t talk about last time. There WAS no last time. shhhhh
@ddawg1172
@ddawg1172 4 жыл бұрын
This was the comment I needed
@nathanishungryanimations7206
@nathanishungryanimations7206 4 жыл бұрын
@@ddawg1172 Yes. There is no last time…
@shrek1907
@shrek1907 4 жыл бұрын
@@ddawg1172 this was the comment WE needed comrade
@tamfuwing1
@tamfuwing1 4 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@muamer9704
@muamer9704 4 жыл бұрын
KGB: *knock* *knock* : You found out our secret,we need to "talk" with you
@kampfpanzerleopard346
@kampfpanzerleopard346 4 жыл бұрын
Ay blin here we go again. *flashbacks of the previous cheese making attempt*
@domp5014
@domp5014 4 жыл бұрын
Lol same
@tobiasworner4970
@tobiasworner4970 4 жыл бұрын
well. he made cheese. nobody said it has to taste good haha
@juicemeister1984
@juicemeister1984 4 жыл бұрын
*There was no previous cheese making attempt*
@Pr0manStream
@Pr0manStream 3 жыл бұрын
Judging by the process, he produced "cheddar cheese". Even if the process of cheddaring is technically done by stacking multiple loafs of cheese on top of each other - what he basically simulated that with the weight press - All the other processes are basically the same: adding chloride and rinnet, curding the milk, setting and draining to add fresh water, cooking the curd throughout the whole process on low heat. Though from what I remember, mass-produced cheddar is not being drained and re-watered like in the video, they just add a whole bunch more water instead to reduce acidity.
@VodkaDoge
@VodkaDoge 7 ай бұрын
it is not big deal, comrade
@jean-bastienjoly5962
@jean-bastienjoly5962 4 жыл бұрын
For those interested, the music playing between each steps is called "Drunken Clown" close enougth i guess
@TheFingerman77
@TheFingerman77 4 жыл бұрын
You're a saint.
@Kruglov762
@Kruglov762 4 жыл бұрын
HE IS THE MESSIAH
@kennedytheretard975
@kennedytheretard975 4 жыл бұрын
not close enough 100% ACCURATE thank you sir for the music
@guardsmanlars6797
@guardsmanlars6797 3 жыл бұрын
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH
@motherlandst3454
@motherlandst3454 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing as you know about this, what is the song in the ultra-pasteurized milk part? I've been looking for ages and can't find it.
@Ranpo9810
@Ranpo9810 4 жыл бұрын
Boris as a teacher: -FOCUS CYKA
@epyl3991
@epyl3991 4 жыл бұрын
Its сука
@Ranpo9810
@Ranpo9810 4 жыл бұрын
I know that I just don't have the russian keyboard on my phone
@Ranpo9810
@Ranpo9810 4 жыл бұрын
I mean why would you get so worked up over a little joke comment. I mean you still understand what I meant
@lag8984
@lag8984 4 жыл бұрын
I could not breath when I saw this lol
@epyl3991
@epyl3991 4 жыл бұрын
FOCUS СУКА
@myrnatan396
@myrnatan396 4 жыл бұрын
7:05 “Fun fact, cow body temperature is 38 C, do not ask why i know that” So thats why minotaurs exist
@jaizzj.z.3690
@jaizzj.z.3690 4 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@jyxtheberzerking4824
@jyxtheberzerking4824 4 жыл бұрын
Ancient Greeks: why is this monster speaking such a strange language, squatting, drinking, and swearing all the time?
@SirHellNaja
@SirHellNaja 4 жыл бұрын
That kinda reminds me of a certain manga
@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 4 жыл бұрын
@@jyxtheberzerking4824 And it can cook cheburek!
@myrnatan396
@myrnatan396 4 жыл бұрын
DO.NOT.RUIN.THE.169.LIKES
@reagantumurbaatar9244
@reagantumurbaatar9244 3 жыл бұрын
the way he says "eugh it is sweet!" makes me laugh so hard
@vasttanja905
@vasttanja905 3 жыл бұрын
Russians like stronk
@zerobroOG
@zerobroOG 4 жыл бұрын
Man the way Boris talks about measuring is exactly like America does it “Just add about this much” lol
@dhruel
@dhruel 4 жыл бұрын
ZeroBro ain't joking!
@Pandareen
@Pandareen 4 жыл бұрын
So you want to say that he is western spy? How dare you?!
@zerobroOG
@zerobroOG 4 жыл бұрын
@@Pandareen nonono i'm making a joke, no way in hell boris, the slav king would be a spy
@whatrfrens3299
@whatrfrens3299 4 жыл бұрын
HEY! I TAKE NO OFFENSE WHAT SO EVER!
@learncat8771
@learncat8771 4 жыл бұрын
Just here to fact check, we don't measure in "about muches", we measure with simile and metaphor, which is to say that my cake is like the ocean, not fit for consumption.
@jaska1538
@jaska1538 4 жыл бұрын
i just love how he literally put a tracksuit on the cheese, three stripes and everything :D
@colonnellomccandless4229
@colonnellomccandless4229 4 жыл бұрын
"There is only one kind!" *sad Italian noises
@CSuperBooly
@CSuperBooly 4 жыл бұрын
*sad french noises*
@demonfedor3748
@demonfedor3748 4 жыл бұрын
@@CSuperBooly sad Swiss noises
@CatBloom42
@CatBloom42 4 жыл бұрын
Sad Dutch noises
@bluesideking
@bluesideking 4 жыл бұрын
I would have said "sad german noises" but german cheese kinda sucks
@californiaball2599
@californiaball2599 4 жыл бұрын
*sad American noises*
@TheKnedlik
@TheKnedlik Жыл бұрын
Today we had a exam in school and it was about cheese making. I wouldn't be able to write nothing but i watched this video yesterday so i knew almost everything. Thank you Boris, not only for good grades but also for your high quality and funny content.
@shaunrutherford7764
@shaunrutherford7764 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to say how much I appreciate the work that goes into editing these, especially the subtitles. They are fantastic.
@boogyman3545
@boogyman3545 4 жыл бұрын
Note: the reason he put an egg in the salted water was so he could measure the density, the more salt the more dense and the more taste. For example: it the western Balkans there are two seas: Adriatik and Jon. Adriatik doesn't have a lot of salt, and is less dense, so you have a higher chance to drown. Jon has more salt and is more dense, so at that point it only matters is you know how to swim. Edit: Also the point where Adriatik and Jon meet is in Orikum, Albania, there the difference is more noticable.
@jhoughjr1
@jhoughjr1 4 жыл бұрын
I was on swim team in highachool. It was easier to swim in the ocean in Galveston bay where we went on senior trip
@davedave8986
@davedave8986 4 жыл бұрын
New things I learned apparently the ocean is dense
@blackdemon1077
@blackdemon1077 4 жыл бұрын
And if you throw a piece of thin plaster in the Jon it will float
@maddestruction1
@maddestruction1 4 жыл бұрын
Salmonella
@rastislavvassilev8157
@rastislavvassilev8157 4 жыл бұрын
Nice, I learned something new today. Here in Bulgaria we have yellow cheese and white salamur cheese. Almost like greek feta cheese, but different.
@JTMilten
@JTMilten 4 жыл бұрын
My Crush has just canceled our date but right on time, Boris has arrived in Lada!
@maikobayashi1910
@maikobayashi1910 4 жыл бұрын
Are you sure your crush did not cancel BECAUSE of having to watch new Boris video?
@sinistertrucker
@sinistertrucker 4 жыл бұрын
@@maikobayashi1910 no, is becuz she is out finding the right ingredients for the cheese Edit: just inserting proper grammar lol
@faceless2302
@faceless2302 4 жыл бұрын
Boris is date now, try not to be too overwhelmed with happiness
@nikolasxyinidis7514
@nikolasxyinidis7514 4 жыл бұрын
Dude if she keeps canceling just know that she is not the one
@linkat3042
@linkat3042 3 жыл бұрын
0:51 "crumble like western economy" had me rolling on the floor
@L_back
@L_back 3 жыл бұрын
It will crumble if it will still follow the stupid imperialist agenda that it’s following now...
@animeAJproductions
@animeAJproductions 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna the sequel to this! Russian Cheese: 28 Days Later
@The_Original_ZacBarton
@The_Original_ZacBarton 4 жыл бұрын
underrated
@backseatswitchyy
@backseatswitchyy 4 жыл бұрын
Zombie cheese
@100GTAGUY
@100GTAGUY 3 жыл бұрын
What are we sending it to rehab with Sandra Bullock?
@JackThaRipper
@JackThaRipper 2 жыл бұрын
А потом 28 месяцев спустя
@danceslikeratigan4008
@danceslikeratigan4008 4 жыл бұрын
You caught me in the middle of depression, Boris. I needed this. Thank you.
@nasdfghidgf8081
@nasdfghidgf8081 4 жыл бұрын
Do not fear boris is here
@eigengrau7698
@eigengrau7698 4 жыл бұрын
You need cheburek, comrade
@igorgowacz8025
@igorgowacz8025 4 жыл бұрын
Title: "How to make Russian cheese..." Boris: Uses only Polish ingredients
@squeaky206
@squeaky206 4 жыл бұрын
He is Polish spy
@MisterJae_wastaken
@MisterJae_wastaken 4 жыл бұрын
@@squeaky206 he does like winiary mayonnaise
@AnalogNoise
@AnalogNoise 4 жыл бұрын
@@MisterJae_wastaken only majonez kielecki kurwa
@enlg3750
@enlg3750 4 жыл бұрын
@@squeaky206 So you are saying he is the iMpOstEr! Damn its the Time of Trouble all over again!
@squeaky206
@squeaky206 4 жыл бұрын
@@enlg3750 I have a view of Russian history.
@panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344
@panzerkampfwagenvitigeraus344 3 жыл бұрын
I tried it. It was amazing and It can be kept in the fridge for about a week and a half and it doesn't even spoil a bit.
@gaiasguardian205
@gaiasguardian205 4 жыл бұрын
Boris being heard screaming from his apartment: " Focus Cyka!" Russian counterspy agency in van parked on street outside,: :" The jamming frequency is working sir. "
@jyxtheberzerking4824
@jyxtheberzerking4824 4 жыл бұрын
* Boris crashes headfirst through the side of the van, angry tape eyebrows on his mask * CYKA! IT WAS WESTERN SPIES!
@ray3413
@ray3413 4 жыл бұрын
“Now russian cheese is strong” L i k e t h e p e o p l e
@karolinkiehl4097
@karolinkiehl4097 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, they are strong, my best friend can lift me off the ground with arm. Or maybe I am just a really lightweight person.
@kennedytheretard975
@kennedytheretard975 4 жыл бұрын
@@karolinkiehl4097 both
@hi.241
@hi.241 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna be apart of this thread
@clumsycommissar5260
@clumsycommissar5260 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!! France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]
@IndelibleSin317
@IndelibleSin317 4 жыл бұрын
Hetalia joke, nice
@hegxzdil
@hegxzdil 2 жыл бұрын
5:53 I am dying at this help 😭
@Fire_of756
@Fire_of756 4 жыл бұрын
"You do not want to add too much culture inside. Do not want to start building theaters inside the cheese." Did... Did he just make a dad joke!?
@alexanderbravo5137
@alexanderbravo5137 4 жыл бұрын
I mean... he is papa Boris
@karold6565
@karold6565 4 жыл бұрын
I just got the joke when I was reading this
@bebabojan
@bebabojan 4 жыл бұрын
is boris
@tonarsilverwolf6485
@tonarsilverwolf6485 4 жыл бұрын
He is ready...
@n.xavierl.6808
@n.xavierl.6808 4 жыл бұрын
It is called “slav joke”
@alexposea2283
@alexposea2283 4 жыл бұрын
I loved the unusual sense of humor. You can clearly tell he was losing his mind in all the time it took to make this video. 4:16 "Migs" I completely lost it. PS. We also have this type of cheese in Romania, we call it cașcaval
@jaska1538
@jaska1538 4 жыл бұрын
"you dont want flies, or vadim to accidentally drop inside"
@MiaMorettiz
@MiaMorettiz 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Russian Man Teaches us how to make cheese,,that could be used for,building a house
@AsifRaza-oq4nb
@AsifRaza-oq4nb 4 жыл бұрын
Boris: "..this cheese crumbles like western economy" Also boris: *shows bundles of western currency*
@tonymontana822
@tonymontana822 4 жыл бұрын
But fake , like their economy.It's a very subtle joke :D
@maestro9765
@maestro9765 4 жыл бұрын
Why do you think that he has so much western money? Because it is worthless, overinflated.
@tonymontana822
@tonymontana822 4 жыл бұрын
@@maestro9765 True ,True :)
@sneakywarrior4238
@sneakywarrior4238 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell France! [door gets kicked in] FRANCE, NO!!! France: hon hon hon! [whips out a baguette wrapped with barbed wire]
@therealsans6937
@therealsans6937 4 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm kinda sus
@complainerdoodle9215
@complainerdoodle9215 4 жыл бұрын
The real challenge is not waiting for the cheese to harden and become solid, but for the camera to sober up and focus on you documenting the cheese.
@Shad0wSpill
@Shad0wSpill 4 жыл бұрын
Boris is spiraling out of control and taking us all with him.
@JackieGuitars
@JackieGuitars 3 жыл бұрын
Boris: **sniffing a boiling milk** Also Boris: ЕЕЕЕБААА-
@an_ordinary_goose
@an_ordinary_goose 4 жыл бұрын
I love how genuinely informative and funny these are 😂 it's nice to see the consequences of different ingredients or the results that just went pear shaped - I haven't seen a lot of cooking clips actually demonstrate the issues that they talk about when they cook 👍
@gioworno
@gioworno 4 жыл бұрын
"definitively not above 25°C" Me, who lives near the equator: ;-;
@witherking97
@witherking97 4 жыл бұрын
yeah... 30+ Celsius room temperature
@clothar23
@clothar23 4 жыл бұрын
May I suggest building a deep cellar with a couple of fans installed.
@rheasheva8882
@rheasheva8882 4 жыл бұрын
just plant a tree blyat
@bugrasevinc9696
@bugrasevinc9696 4 жыл бұрын
@@rheasheva8882 And What will that change .
@rheasheva8882
@rheasheva8882 4 жыл бұрын
@@bugrasevinc9696 trees help retain moisture so it helps lower the temperature around the tree area. air moves from high pressure to low pressure and humidity is the factor that lowers the pressure so, the conclusion. Besides the temperature is lower because the trees store water, the tree also makes the wind blow to the area around the tree it is planted I live on the equator, and plant trees around the house and the temperature in my room during the day 26 ° C without air conditioning and fan
@petru7696
@petru7696 4 жыл бұрын
2:06 i swear to god borris manages to combine humor with science in a very strange and apart way but man it's funny
@Reshiram_The_Fire_Dragon
@Reshiram_The_Fire_Dragon 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@deniseriches8201
@deniseriches8201 4 жыл бұрын
As a professional cheese maker I am impressed!!! So funny but surprisingly accurate.
@nossahmvssg
@nossahmvssg 4 жыл бұрын
". . . . four whole weeks of additional waiting time . . ." *Western spies have left the chat* ". . . . and up to two years of hardening" *KGB have joined the chat*
@backseatswitchyy
@backseatswitchyy 4 жыл бұрын
"Crumbles like western economy" - Boris, 2020
@galaxy-wg1lf
@galaxy-wg1lf 4 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong right now.
@teslacoil5378
@teslacoil5378 4 жыл бұрын
@@galaxy-wg1lf Yeah our economy is fucked right now
@galaxy-wg1lf
@galaxy-wg1lf 4 жыл бұрын
@@teslacoil5378 that is what i said
@teslacoil5378
@teslacoil5378 4 жыл бұрын
@@galaxy-wg1lf I was agreeing with you.
@galaxy-wg1lf
@galaxy-wg1lf 4 жыл бұрын
@@teslacoil5378 ok
@andrealanzoni8894
@andrealanzoni8894 3 жыл бұрын
Binging with Babish: So, we are making out own bread Binging with Babushka: We make our own cheese.
@alexandrpetrov6812
@alexandrpetrov6812 3 жыл бұрын
Babish made his own mozzarella at home
@Danse_Macabre_125
@Danse_Macabre_125 3 жыл бұрын
Binging with Boris: We make sausage at home.
@minute0420
@minute0420 3 жыл бұрын
isnt that basics with babish
@ithefy5830
@ithefy5830 3 жыл бұрын
OUR
@Dopamine404notfound
@Dopamine404notfound 4 жыл бұрын
Me: how did I get h- *strange man walks in* Me: you have a nice humming voice sir Him: CHEESES
@shadowcrawler300
@shadowcrawler300 4 жыл бұрын
So the process of making cheese is actually intricate and interesting. Also very time consuming. Glad to see how culture and intelligent the shashlik king is. HE DESERVES BILLIONS OF VIEWS
@cosmicboi1650
@cosmicboi1650 4 жыл бұрын
"CHEESES!" **proceeds to talk about cheese** Me: that was smooth
@va960
@va960 4 жыл бұрын
As smooth as a Lada on thin ice.
@jackkreacherr9339
@jackkreacherr9339 2 жыл бұрын
Boris is the hero I need right now
@-Raylight
@-Raylight 4 жыл бұрын
1:43 This is the part where the western spies left Russian cheese, with adidas stripes and Boris' logo... What a perfection xD
@SandyHolmes0001
@SandyHolmes0001 4 жыл бұрын
my god, i love this guy. i can see myself watching his videos whenever im feeling down. Make me laugh from the beginning to finish.
@mad_6519
@mad_6519 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of those channels that just don't change for the sake of merch and watch time. I love it.
@Hatsune-Miku_Fan
@Hatsune-Miku_Fan 11 ай бұрын
4:31 Georgias main drink during our feasts is tarkhun lemonade so no it's not only sold in Russia letting u kno
@Geddí_Schaszoh
@Geddí_Schaszoh 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings Boris! ^^ As an former cheese maker in austria, i have to say, you have done an awesome job in making these cheese. I hope you have a great day. ^^
@Panzerkampfwagen_V
@Panzerkampfwagen_V Жыл бұрын
Österreich
@AndroTM7
@AndroTM7 4 жыл бұрын
I recently started learning russian. Now i can read Cyrillic. Russkiy Syr very good. Greetings from Poland Slav Brother. Thanks for borrowing our country for 123 years.
@wolfura
@wolfura 3 жыл бұрын
No true Polak would ever speak Russian or call Ruski a brother.
@Kjorn90
@Kjorn90 3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfura yes and not. Seeing how our government is doing lately, it is highly reccommended to start learning russian.
@boumer7
@boumer7 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kjorn90 why?
@Galvaxatron
@Galvaxatron 4 жыл бұрын
I have been calling milk "cow juice" for over a decade. I have finally found someone who gets me.
@Resomius
@Resomius 3 жыл бұрын
2 years of waiting for it to get hard. That´s incredible! That means you can becomming even harder and still be able to make a second batch inside a 5 year plan!
@wrengaming1519
@wrengaming1519 4 жыл бұрын
"FOCUS CYCA!" gets me every time
@MadVillian05
@MadVillian05 4 жыл бұрын
I had class,but there are priorities. I will never need to know how to speak the English when I could watch the most russian man ever teach me how cook cheese.
@four-dollardiscount1723
@four-dollardiscount1723 4 жыл бұрын
I've never encountered a channel that can seamlessly combine comedy with amazing tasting recipes like yours, discovered you from your Cheburek video and been hooked since! Much love from Western Spy.
@Lurkeroo
@Lurkeroo 3 жыл бұрын
My mom when my eyes move slightly when she's talking to me: 2:24
@SirHellNaja
@SirHellNaja 4 жыл бұрын
"If you think they use high quality milk to make cheese, welcome to the world of comedy." You need to visit Japan sometimes, Boris. Over there they have a lot of high quality products in each town.
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 3 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. They have cheese in Japan? I thought an insane number of people in Asia were lactose intolerant and it just generally wasn't something people really ate?
@ivrgn1720
@ivrgn1720 3 жыл бұрын
@@DGneoseeker1 I live in Asia my whole life and I NEVER met lactose intolerant people even once. We drank milk every fckin day here. Heck its one of my favourite beverage.
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 3 жыл бұрын
@@ivrgn1720 Interesting. I wonder where that stereotype came from then. It even seems to affect bubble tea. "Milk tea" is not made with milk, but soya milk, apparently. Even in the UK.
@SirHellNaja
@SirHellNaja 3 жыл бұрын
​@@DGneoseeker1 That is just a myth. Asians just have problem with milk as much as Europeans or Americans. It's just that some people have never drank a milk before or they stopped drinking milk, so they developed lactose intolerance. There are people with lactose intolerance or milk allergy from birth yes, but the percentage isn't so different from Caucasians. At least from my experience, Japanese, Korean, Taiwanese, and Thais like to eat cheese. And Asian milk tea, unless specifically labeled as soy milk, are made from cow juice.
@warrior8154
@warrior8154 4 жыл бұрын
2:22 When i noticed the camera not focusing, i knew what it was coming eventually *FOCUS CYKA*
@mrstalker4733
@mrstalker4733 4 жыл бұрын
Ture words have never been spoken
@Zdfzrfdsfj
@Zdfzrfdsfj 2 жыл бұрын
@@mrstalker4733 truer
@emuhlbauer1190
@emuhlbauer1190 4 жыл бұрын
"Why are you in the army again?" Boris over here asking the real questions
@HenrikSherwood
@HenrikSherwood 3 жыл бұрын
"Fall asleep at home, wake up in red army camp, is how it work"
@ТимурКурбанов-г6с
@ТимурКурбанов-г6с 3 жыл бұрын
Вот настоящий канал с рецептами!
@dragonk5738
@dragonk5738 4 жыл бұрын
"Russian cheese is strong enough to build a house" ------Life hack from Boris
@yxbik20x49
@yxbik20x49 4 жыл бұрын
Возьму на заметку
@broskiyeets1599
@broskiyeets1599 4 жыл бұрын
*makes ginger bread house out of cheese*
@ussvincent1119
@ussvincent1119 4 жыл бұрын
*crumbles like western economy* Me, an american: tru
@umcaraaleatorio3194
@umcaraaleatorio3194 4 жыл бұрын
Me, a brazilian: Couldn't agree more, pal.
@moosehunter2477
@moosehunter2477 4 жыл бұрын
Me, a Canadian: Its a painful reminder
@Chikinbokbok
@Chikinbokbok 4 жыл бұрын
@@umcaraaleatorio3194 FACTS
@primuse.x.e6141
@primuse.x.e6141 4 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@luanaraujo7420
@luanaraujo7420 4 жыл бұрын
@Liberty Death The "Flu" who killed 250k+ americans and 150k+ brazilians, etc?
@navinc.9678
@navinc.9678 4 жыл бұрын
That intro is the greatest thing to grace the earth
@brittnaymatthews4293
@brittnaymatthews4293 2 жыл бұрын
I know this is a cooking video, but I'm literally obsessed with his little arm freckles.
@Yourlibrarian
@Yourlibrarian 4 жыл бұрын
Damn. It hasn’t even been a minute and there’s already a lot of people here. HELLO!
@wellwho7832
@wellwho7832 4 жыл бұрын
Helloooo
@Boss0_0man
@Boss0_0man 4 жыл бұрын
Hi to you too
@domp5014
@domp5014 4 жыл бұрын
Hello there
@wellwho7832
@wellwho7832 4 жыл бұрын
How are you all doing?
@Yourlibrarian
@Yourlibrarian 4 жыл бұрын
@@wellwho7832 I’m good what about yourself?
@torappubani
@torappubani 4 жыл бұрын
"you can build a whole Russian railway system on this cheese" (0:45)
@LittleShmuplet
@LittleShmuplet 4 жыл бұрын
Russian cheese is best cheese, no other cheese exists in my eyes
@7sedma
@7sedma 4 жыл бұрын
yes
@LatvianVideo
@LatvianVideo 4 жыл бұрын
I can casually go to a store and buy russian cheese
@maxonym_
@maxonym_ 4 жыл бұрын
Russian cheese is second best but have you ever tried mild red cheddar? Best cheese even though im from slovakia (very slav country)
@koko-rt2oq
@koko-rt2oq 4 жыл бұрын
Yeeee with polish calcium chloride
@johannesviljoen9656
@johannesviljoen9656 3 жыл бұрын
I love that it's actually a cheese tutorial not a strange joke.
@4lderion
@4lderion 4 жыл бұрын
"fun fact: 38°c is a body temperature of a cow, do not ask how i know" ahh so you know it fro-
@expertionis794
@expertionis794 4 жыл бұрын
"Crumble like western economy" Oof.
@yohanna3600
@yohanna3600 4 жыл бұрын
"Its already rotten inside" Yikes.
@MrViscious
@MrViscious 4 жыл бұрын
That killed me.
@memeg8076
@memeg8076 4 жыл бұрын
Greece be like
@jemken8201
@jemken8201 4 жыл бұрын
When you want to see Boris’ new video but also want to support his channel by watching the entire ads
@cristoandrade1461
@cristoandrade1461 2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos it definetly helps whe you live in mexico and you want to make food at home on a budget
@Meepers26
@Meepers26 4 жыл бұрын
I'll just watch this instead of paying attention in chemistry.
@MildredCady
@MildredCady 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it is a chemistry lesson…
@Retrospectt
@Retrospectt 4 жыл бұрын
0:02 *When a Stalker sees a bloodsucker rushing out of the swamp*
@yellowed_mind4948
@yellowed_mind4948 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact: In Russia there was such a thing as a “cheese dealer” as cheese from foreign county’s were illegal and punishable with prison time under the law
@itirozgizep7463
@itirozgizep7463 4 жыл бұрын
that's a crime I would commit anyday.
@rastislavvassilev8157
@rastislavvassilev8157 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, so tell me what cheese you want. Not to worry, no one will know. I'll cover my tracks. Just tell me!
@demonfedor3748
@demonfedor3748 4 жыл бұрын
Like its any different now lol.
@demonfedor3748
@demonfedor3748 4 жыл бұрын
God I miss Roquefort. My dealer didn't have it today,got some hard goat cheese instead.
@rastislavvassilev8157
@rastislavvassilev8157 4 жыл бұрын
@@demonfedor3748 Oh I got some today. Not to worry. Only problem is that I ate it today.
@belindarosenheim2322
@belindarosenheim2322 2 жыл бұрын
"Crumbles like western economy. "🤣 Wed June 15th 2022 we're paying almost $6.00 for a gallon of gas and food prices make me cook from Boris' videos. Thank you Boris! Love from Dallas TX!
@michaelordenes7826
@michaelordenes7826 4 жыл бұрын
"Look this soft as blin! Crumble like western economy! and its rotten inside!" that hit really hard HAHAHAHAHAHA
@lukapesic2949
@lukapesic2949 4 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend just left me and I'm laughing so hard at thiss
@zenniegaming9608
@zenniegaming9608 4 жыл бұрын
Cheese > girlfriend!
@hongsengchan9855
@hongsengchan9855 3 жыл бұрын
like you had one in the first place
@whyno8535
@whyno8535 3 жыл бұрын
oof
@davysmith1934
@davysmith1934 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I hope you're feeling better now my friend. :)
@Koubles
@Koubles 3 жыл бұрын
Boris can do that to ya :)
@comradechan6082
@comradechan6082 4 жыл бұрын
You're not a chef but you're the entire kitchen
@eggsaladsamich7396
@eggsaladsamich7396 3 жыл бұрын
Love boris! I fully support you! And I can't wait for more videos from you and cousin
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