I Sell Houses. The Last One Had a Strange LIST OF RULES.

[@LighthouseHorror]

Hey I hope you're having a good night and you enjoy the story! 👻

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

What better way to wrap up a Friday afternoon. Than with the Best they are. Thanks for the Hardwork my Friend

[@user-tr4uo2fb4h]

Thanks! [I also wanted to mention , your new format of showing yourself speaking is nice, tho I suggest losing the extraneous hand gestures - it's very distracting.] Thanks for all the great stories & narrations!

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

@@user-tr4uo2fb4h That's part of the Good story telling. Using good hand motions.

[@justacutepieceofshit]

Thanks, dude!

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

Happy Friday Lighthouse! From the title alone, this is sorta my nightmare. New house but comes with…issues… and a list of rules I’d never remember. Super excited for it!! Have a great weekend!

[@largol33t1]

"Bizarre modern art showcasing dental neglect." LMAO!! You have no idea how TRUE that is with so many neighborhoods I've seen. And they want a pathetic $220K for crappy house with NO garage in those places. Even worse, many of them are under an HOA. WTF?? How does an HOA make an ugly neighborhood any better?

[@nicwelch]

Most people don’t realize just how bad most HOAs really are.

[@erismana2105]

HOA are a scam

[@kardellious]

​@@nicwelchKZbin and reddit is fixing that slowly but surely.

[@abonynge]

The people who live in HOAs usually want the dumb rules. The people who live in those ugly houses, chose to buy them. It makes no sense to us, but people want this. You don't accidentally spend a quarter mil on a house you didn't want.

[@SunRabbit]

I wouldn't live in an HOA even if they PAID me to. One of my friends lives in one and the rules are insane. He's had certified shitheads measuring his grass with a wooden ruler. Or the fact that his daughter can't invite more than 2 friends under 30 to her barbecue.

[@Emphoise]

What a terrible boss! If I messaged my boss saying there was a creepy guy in the house I was showing, then didn't reply for 5 hours and they just left me there, I'd be pissed 😂 Thank you for the uploads! ❤

[@DustinBarlow8P]

You must have an awesome job! If I called my boss and told them there was an intruder, he would tell me to get my ass back in there and get rid of them.

[@tinangubane9349]

@@DustinBarlow8P 🤣🤣🤣

[@XenusMama]

Yeah … because this is real….. lol. Your mad at a fictional boss!

[@ms.annthrope415]

Gotta pack heat if you're in a free state. Always keep your distance. Never get cornered. Never go ahead of the client. "After you, please." Always go behind them.

[@sabrinafrancis4775]

@@DustinBarlow8P

[@kathleenmcconaha5608]

1st rule of survival, when you have an intruder- leave imediatly! call police , no matter what your boss says- otherwise the company can pay for your funeral and settle the lawsuit your surviors will bring

[@dgaming9791]

I love the "Rules" videos. Also glad you've started showing yourself reading these. The gestures actually emphasize the story

[@nursenicole222]

I just love them all❤

[@JaeBee11.11]

The Rules stories are quickly becoming my favorite genre of creepypasta. They scratch such a satisfying part of my brain. Great narration as always, LH! 💙

[@LighthouseHorror]

glad you're enjoying 'em JaeBee!

[@lucifersmyth7754]

I love creepy pastas

[@JaeBee11.11]

@@lucifersmyth7754 Same. Especially when they are well written.

[@JesusLightsYourPath]

Same h

[@HYDROCARBON_XD]

But most of them nowadays have no effort put in it and are not creative with the monster just being a little girl in a dress with claws or a man with a hat

[@lofi219]

sometimes, a story protagonist really just has to make you say “no, you idiot!”

[@IzzFar9661]

"But it was Andrew who left me these rules, and he was the one attacking me" I don't know why this line crack me so much 😂

[@Thecacodemon13]

I genuinely really enjoy that he is now including himself for the narration.

[@sascharuler]

Thank you for adding closed captioning to your stories, it's very useful to those like me who struggle with processing audio.

[@LighthouseHorror]

Very glad to! Someone mentioned this a few weeks ago and I've tried to do it for every video since. Very glad it's helping!

[@JesusLightsYourPath]

I wonder if I struggle with it.

[@sascharuler]

@@JesusLightsYourPath well how I figured it out was this: my hearing is perfect, I know this bc I got my hearing tested When I watch TV shows or listen to people talk I dont know whats being said or I have to focus really closely. I also can't filter out any noise.

[@corilia9529]

I often prefer the closed captioning

[@kaitlanparks8061]

YES! Since my TBI less than a year ago I have issues as well because I was blunt-force struck in my left temporal lobe area. These stories are helping keep me sane lol.

[@dukebasti]

I just want to take a moment and thank one of the best creepy pasta narrators not steeped in controversy and appreciate how well thought out and curated the story telling is. I won't be calling you by your name because you are known by lighthouse in my abode. Thanks so so so much for your continued work and positively enchanting storytelling. 💚

[@TENZEN._.]

I love this roll of rules you are bringing our way! The whole experience is FANTASTIC! Thank you my friend! 🏡👊😎🏡

[@longle88]

right?!!!

[@TENZEN._.]

@@longle88 FACTS, my friend! 👊😄

[@scottcantdance804]

The image of the statue woman and the way the text on her shirt constantly shifts so you can almost, but never really, read it is fantastic. It reminds me of dreams.

[@thebluerose7648]

Spring Training!! That's constantly moving I saw this comment and was already waiting to see her. I never watch these only listen , I feel like I've won a prize now lol!!

[@gabriellelytle8537]

You’re literally one of my favorite creepy pasta/scary story narrators. I have a 14 hour car trip and I’m gonna binge listen the whole time 😌😂

[@princessofhardrock3934]

Nice to SEE you again! Thanks for always picking such great stories and for the awesome narrations!!

[@pastel_anarchy5631]

I really enjoy these ones where we can see you tell the story it’s different then everybody else . Feels more like I’m being told a story then just listening aimlessly

[@LighthouseHorror]

I'm really glad you like them! I'm enjoying this new format a lot!

[@DBTT1000]

Hey dad. Its me, your son. Thanks for reading me to sleep 👍

[@tecnotrog1]

Really enjoying watching you tell the stories 😊🦉

[@jasonc9194]

Great stories as always, love the "having someone to read the story to me" format. Just seems that having a face to the narration brings it more to life.

[@stevenlouton6381]

Another great one, thanks. I live right down the street from a subdivision called Starlight Ranch. Close but no cigar.

[@maryellen9503]

Your presence makes this even scarier. I am not usually frightened but that was SCARY.

[@loripeters3133]

I really like it when narrators include themselves in the video. It just seems to me that it makes the story more engaging. The statue being so perfect down to the smallest detail made me think of Medusa. Could this creature be something like a male version of her? Anyway, great story and narration! 🙋🏽‍♀️🌻💜 Have a wonderful weekend!

[@gimmethepinkelephant3685]

Nah, it kills the immersion and makes it more like you're getting an explanation than a narration. It's usually best when narrators keep their identities private, similar to radio hosts. This kind of reminds me of Wayne's World 2 when they meet Handsome Dan the radio dj, and it totally kills the idea they had of him the moment they laid eyes on him...lol! Video Killed Radio Star.... That song was written for a reason. A lot of people aren't gonna like this. I certainly don't. And he's not the only one who's done this lately either. He should create a second channel for this kind of crap.

[@ParanormalMango]

I enjoy sitting in front of the camera to tell bedtime stories😁

[@KatieCatWalker]

Holy hell! I've been away for awhile and come back to you standing out of your comfort zone and you actually look comfortable performing story telling to us. I love this just as much as I love just listening to you. Thank you for all that you do.

[@Gfish17]

I love how you use Prop images and video clips to add to the story telling 🎉

[@mrbobert6312]

This is soo refreshing seeing scary stories told like this. Definitely what I've been looking for for a while now.

[@alisturkericmacnanty159]

I've been listening to you for a lot of years now, and I have to say it is great to see you actually telling the story! Keep them coming!!! 😊

[@Rainy-In-The-Desert]

Probably the millionth person to say this but seeing your face makes it so much more fun! I love your videos without seeing you, but it's like theatre when you make an appearance!! Love your stuff, so happy you're here!!!

[@slinman100]

I’ve just gotta say you do such a great job narrating these stories. 👍🏼

[@blakeshawke1934]

You look like you could be a 80's movie protagonist and antagonist at the same time. That's a compliment 😂

[@levicummins5481]

"I went to a McDonald's, it had a strange list of rules..."

[@TheStuart-of-Cosby]

It's Good to see you again Mr Lighthouse. Looking fine as always. Thanks for Tonight's story. Couldn't think of a better way to wrap up a Friday afternoon Than with the man. The Myth, The Mr Lighthouse Horror himself

[@glovere2]

Such a great presentation. The visuals, transitions, and the terrific narration. Storytelling is an art of timing and inhabiting a moment in time to create a scene in your imagination. This creator is very good at it.

[@DaemonSalvatore85]

Please do more stories like this. I love watching Story Tellers get really animated when they narrate.

[@Pamlou1vamp]

I enjoy seeing you tell the story. I think I would have been so spooked the first hour in the house that I would have fled there and then. Good story.

[@1angelofthelight2]

Thanks for the stories, I love the way you tell them and they're all Intriguing

[@awesomealizsa4223]

Seeing you tell the stories makes them so much better!!

[@kentworch]

Thank you Stephen for tonight's awesome pasta. This definitely made my night. Top notch work as always, and loved the suspenseful myself to those statues. Also cool to see your face more often now. It's really a nice touch, and I can see you channels the emotions and getting into character. Really cool to see as well as hear. Thank you Stephen for everything you do.🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@SunRabbit]

I've seen more than my fair share of weird houses. Like this one that was a cross between "the house that Jack built" and "built it all by myself while tripping on acid" where there was a house that had a separate apartment on the 3rd floor that was only accessible via a staircase from the 1st floor (on the left side) and another apartment on the right side that was on the 1st floor only accessible by a staircase from the 2nd floor's left side. I never understood the rationale behind any of that. In other words, there was an apartment on the ground floor that you couldn't get into from ground level! Like, WHY?!?! This was in Beřovice, Czech Republic, not far from Slany.

[@Impuu]

Thank you for the effort you put into your narrations. Your voice has an emotive quality that really lends itself to this genre. when the character's are distressed you really make them sound distressed. The words you emphasize, your tempo and rhythm, and the character voices you make, they all make for a consistently spectacular performance. The quality of stories you choose to narrate is always excellent. Of all the horror narrators I've listened to, you're the one i eagerly click on when i see a new entry. By far my favourite horror narrator.

[@christinebadagliacco8972]

Another great story. I especially enjoyed seeing this being narrated by you, somehow made it better. Thanks, always excited when I see you post a new story. 💕

[@verawalters6673]

I love watching you narrate stories. Your expressions and hand movements makes it seem more real. Great job Lighthouse. Thankyou

[@shadows7936]

I really admire your efforts to make these stories feel so vivid and real for us. From the AI artwork to your facecam. Absolutely brilliant ! I have been an avid creepypasta fan for years and I'm yet to praise someone this much

[@Flayed_Flesh23]

@LighthouseHorror You're quickly becoming my go to for stories etc. Keep up the sick work dude.

[@MummaQuan]

Loving all of the rules stories lately. They’re one of my favorites. Thanks!

[@theandersons777]

After listening for a few weeks I think I've caught on how this guy writes his stories. It's always lists of rules to do stories. Not much deviation. Worth listening to in-between other story tellers for variety. Thanks for the stories.

[@andreahinton765]

I love watching you telling us stories. Keep up the good work! You're my favorite voice!

[@danielw.2456]

I love that you are doing so many "strange rules" videos lately! I love these!

[@GraysonsMimi-xn1eb]

I enjoyed this story immensely! Your narration as ALWAYS is on pointe!! I also want say that I love seeing your face!

[@MiguelRodriguez-cv5kq]

Been loving how you story tell like this Stephen, been with you for almost two years now and your still number one on the charts for me and my wife. Keep it coming!

[@farcas_rebeca]

I listen to your storys while gardening. My plants and I are very grateful 😉

[@lucifersmyth7754]

Just recently subscribed and turned all notifications on 🔔 I’m a fan of these mysterious dark stories as well as animations from other horror stories

[@amylamb3893]

So glad to see you doing so well. Love each and every story you come up with. Thanks for the hours and hours of top notch entertainment.

[@katingraham3795]

Thank you so much for your stories I love them and you is one of my favorite you tuber I only have 3 favorites you tuber. Looking forward you your stories plz plz keep them coming. Sending you all my love. God bless you my friend😘❤️🙏💯

[@johnbaran577]

Thanks again Steven!!!, damn bro your almost at 500k!!! You deserve over a million but hey you’ll get there

[@MG-es2no]

I get the feeling the "statues" of the missing family members ARE the family members. He keeps talking about the details in the statues.

[@rosswalenciak3739]

I think that's the idea.

[@theanarchonazbolinquisition]

Obv

[@1God2savem3]

Duh

[@kayleighvixen]

Lighthouse looks exactly how my brain imagined him. It's so accurate I'm borderline unsettled, yet also pleased I don't have that feeling of the person not matching the voice 😅.

[@zombiegirlfanter]

Love the story and seeing you tell it with your facial expressions makes the story seems so real. Would love to see some more stories like this with you in them.

[@angelalunsford8210]

Always enjoy the stories! Love the way you tell them! 😊

[@Pandinq]

I buy dogs and the last dog I bought had a no rules

[@jayg3242]

I love the animation, story telling! It's incredible! Me and my 7yr old watch this one together! He thinks you're the best , I have to agree!!

[@luvuforeverjames]

I always wonder when i hear these stories what the narrator looks like behind the voice, so glad you decided to allow us to see the man behind the story.

[@robertcarter6963]

As always a great story. This personal presentation idea is also excellent because it brings the story to life. Lighthouse you are a natural story teller. One of the best on KZbin!

[@randymarsh757]

Dude honestly love listening to your stories in the car before work

[@jasonburns6307]

As always, a good story with even better narration! Another great one! 👍👍👍

[@doublebarreldanky]

Bro I need you to do full length audio books I could listen to this stuff for hours. Got an 8 hour drive coming up in 2 weeks this will get me through it easy peasy 💪🏼

[@ronda7340]

Could you tell a story every day please.. it's to hard to wait for the next one!! I've listened to them all lol... Love them...

[@judahthejwizard2734]

1.1k views in 26 minutes. Im glad to have been around long enough to see this channel grow to hsve such an active viewerbase. Congrats

[@lyndellrobinson3611]

Same! It's so awesome to see the channel grow!

[@elliediaz978]

Love listening to your voice and story telling. I also like finally knowing what the reader looks like.

[@MGJDMNJ]

Amazing production values. 😢you are taking it to the next level which is awesome.

[@ConnieMarieXO]

OMG! THERE YOU ARE!!! Ihave been hearing your voice for soooo long! Crazy! How cool!

[@sawyersgirl5142]

Thank you Lighthouse for reading to me so that I can go to bed relaxed.

[@irenefitz2984]

You are the best so far ...number one in my book of story telling....and I listen to a lot of stories ever sense I was a child ...over 50 years ..of stories

[@wistyroamlands7495]

Gosh I can't get enough of the 'rules' formats.

[@msmistim]

Yes!! You are the best narrator, I get so excited when I see you have a new video!! Thank you 😊❤

[@lynnetrathen4587]

Yay Sunday morning here and I get to kick back and enjoy myself with some lighthouse 😊😊 love the fact that we can see you 🙂 it makes the story that much more believable.

[@peterhernandez3790]

you have the perfect voice for this. You help me get thru my day at work.

[@sunflower13jh]

I'm loving these new narration were we get to put a face to the voice, the way you read an the passion you put into your stories always has me captivated an on the edge of my seat if I'm in the middle of an stories an your post I immediately put that stories aside an start to listen your stories an your voice are complete narrative bliss an I thank you sir.❤

[@c2d2queenbee90]

❤🎉 Thank you. Just what I need in my hour of mundane boredom. You saved my night ❤🎉

[@vanlalhriatchhungirenthlei2764]

Yesterday I listened to your creepypasta while cooking my sister ask me what I was listening , she really like your naration , she listened to you all night , she also said that it help her fall asleep . You got a new faithful subscriber 😂💞

[@XenusMama]

Great psychological twist with these currently popular tall tales about places with a list of very specific rules . I’m really just here to read the comments from people that think these stories are real .( I also have a bridge and totally developable swamp land for sale … super cheap , if you follow the rules. )

[@tulsibeepat3453]

This one hits hard I like the direction it went and the fact it's an ongoing process nice😁

[@teresakirkland995]

I love getting to watch your facial expressions change with the nuances in your speech! It just adds that certain something ❤🎉

[@danlardino6607]

Number one! Thanks for another great narration and story! Chicago Fan

[@The_Shock_and_Awe]

The apartment we rented the kitchen gets noisy at night but everytime we look there's nothing it's quiet and crickets

[@antoniettamurphy7126]

Oh Wow! You are a wonderful story teller. Thoroughly enjoying this. Thank you.

[@robert.c.campbell5691]

Hey lighthouse! I love that you have started to do videos with you in them, I think it feels more personal this way. And thank you for all the amazing uploads!

[@joanhoffman3702]

I really liked your being on screen and telling the story. It just added something extra to the experience.

[@marvac-r7916]

That was fun!!! You achieved "a dimension beyond that which is known to man." (Rod Serling would love it.) Great job!👊🏼

[@colinharvey4047]

I love the way you tell stories you are now my top favourite guy for watching stories and stuff in my room I live alone and I'm in the middle of nowhere and this is the first time I found something that I enjoyed that much to have a company thank you and I hope you don't stop

[@BruinsFan413]

The last sentence of this story gave me the chills. Very well done as always.

[@toulousegoose1150]

I was already scared when you said "real estate development" and "HOA."

[@spirityder52]

Oh I just love your voice. You have a perfect story telling voice. Perfect diction, and I love the way your voice changes, just enough, to show emotion.. Please keep uploading your videos.. Sending loads of love from Australia 🤎🇦🇺🤎🇦🇺🤎🇦🇺

[@rebeccaneri3194]

I love seeing you do the narrations. You are one of my favorites, it’s so cool to have a face to go with the voice that gets me through my day!

[@hi-nq4qh]

Thank you, lovin' the new camera format 🖤🖤 a lot of times at home I will play these stories in the background on my TV, and now when I take a break I actually have a vid to watch 😉 Always listening 🎧🎧 your channel is by far one of my faves ☠️

[@paigebuchanan9911]

I love the new style with seeing you narrating!! 10/10!!

[@kiaira8824]

I love the strange list of rules stories and you have been feeding me well with them 💙

[@bobbydigital20g]

So many of these places have....strange lists of rules....

[@s.a.morris8625]

... the imagination of the authors and the artistic delivery of these stories are fantastic...!!!

[@angietyndall7337]

Haunted by evil demoniacs; etc. imo. That's what I thought immediately, when the story mentioned no one would buy, rent, or they recanted their offer. Then it was confirmed be the note of rules.

[@mulamaxxx]

I feel so spoiled ! Day after day a new “strangle list of rules “ video from you !!! I’m obsessed