Limmy's Tours of Random American Places: Abilene, Texas

Stream air date 19/03/24
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[@Copake1]

I see American Mouth, you bet your bottom dollar. I click.

[@reservoirdude92]

"American mouth" is amazing 😂

[@earth_sunlove]

You got dat right kid. Punk!

[@spencermackay9020]

That's it right there baby. There you go right there.

[@spencermackay9020]

​@earth_sunlove who are you calling punk, buddy, geddadahee you shmuck!

[@DaveSimkus]

As an American, I love watching Limmy critique shite American towns and he does an excellent accent lol

[@JoshBrown1996x]

Maybe it's Abeline

[@BallJuiceOfZeus]

Maybe it's "may-be-lyin-tus" dont trust em

[@vilinski]

Maybe she's born with it

[@PresidentHotdog]

37°C with consistent wind yet they all use tumble dryers instead. Anybody else think that town looks like Rust?

[@jin0j0nes56]

Regarding the wall at the end of this fascinating video; I reckon the guy from 1034 Cherry Street bought too many stones when creating his wall/fence circa 2010 and decided to create a small flower bed/mail box outside his house. This went well so he offered to create a large flower bed at the corner of the street. Sadly, nobody bothered to look after the flowers so it soon became an unloved wall. The damage to it occurred when a bloke drove into it in 2019 when hurrying to Jays BBQ Shack for a nice bit of brisket. Anyway, those are my thoughts.

[@mucklemoo9496]

37? Fuck that! 😂

[@RhysoTV]

My favourite Limmy accent next to his Glasgow uni student one

[@MartinHiggins1972]

How does his Glasgow uni student go?

[@jay-leeofficialcctv]

​@@MartinHiggins1972malcolm malcolm at the politics bar

[@RhysoTV]

@@MartinHiggins1972 The one in this, so good: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oX-WmJVuYrqoqcUsi=E8nZwmvOdSEEuv0G

[@DomVelando]

@@MartinHiggins1972steaaaks

[@incolourz]

Limmy is the only reactor out there that can turn a fkn 2 min vidéo into a 45 min analysis 😂

[@jackbennett2269]

10:00 When that pure American feeling hits 🇺🇸

[@freelance_commie]

Fucking feel it in my bones this fucking country

[@jackglossop4859]

I actually thought Tonya put out a really honest and informative video. She seems like a nice lady. I feel bad that I’m so down on Americans. She’s just trying to put food on the table like anyone else 🙁

[@ezo2161]

"Food" is a stretch

[@PresidentHotdog]

I agree, but it's the in your face patriotism that garners all the dislike. Always calling it the greatest country in the world and the land of the free.

[@jackglossop4859]

@@PresidentHotdog I wonder how much of that baggage is on our own trolley though. Tonya didn’t do any of that. She just spoke lovingly about her own town. 🤧

[@Eoaiyer21987rhei]

Honestly just looking at these American towns makes me sleepy. And to think these are the parts of the country where the people there think the US is the best country in the world! Imagine growing up in this desert and being proud of it.

[@pjl8119]

We copy the US model in the UK. For some reason we still think US style development is the future. Countries like France that have resisted the US model have towns that are much more pleasant and healthier to live in. The US model doesn't even work in the US. God knows why we still copy it. Probably it's cheap and makes developers the most profit.

[@maxytwist]

The simple existence of geometry

[@polarisnorth4875]

Love this commentary of obscure places

[@jimboslice4468]

Brian Limond does sound like a estate agent's name

[@l1fty]

the real shocker about Celsiusgate is the initial proposal having 0 as boiling point and 100 as freezing point

[@ShanePullen]

at least it makes sense that way

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

@@ShanePullen stockholm syndrome

[@freelance_commie]

On a scale from 0-100 how cold are you?

[@Althom1990]

A quick trip to Danone, Ohio: 'Let's see how you pronounce it.'

[@RandomnessTube.]

I swear I'm going to end up in a random American town one day and think about a Limmy review in my head and just start smiling.

[@Foddeur]

Did he see sweet Eileen in Abilene? She forgot I hung the moon. Then there's Allison in Galveston...

[@Noxlux527]

Man most of America has the freedom to be heavy shite

[@fanda6122]

​@@KIager lmao so holier than thou, what a loser comment "absolute voids of community" you truly have zero perspective. like yeah bro it's mad max every day here kill or be killed lolll

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

@@KIager If it makes you feel better, they probably start driving around 10-12

[@terrainterna7747]

06:55 The sea around the British Isles,

[@seanrea8281]

They have an airport but no taxis?

[@richsan4923]

No taxis IN A CITY. WHAT IS THIS 1802? Someone could make a killing. Limmys Cabs?

[@TheAlmightyAss]

Everyone has eight cars so no bother.

[@meneurdujeu]

WHILE THE CHIEF PUTS SUNSHINE ON ABELINE

[@wackey2k10]

Now i understand why Americans like to drive early. It's a huge country with big empty spaces between.

[@blazepond5518]

the Sun of God more like all good practice for the impending preacher days ahead of him

[@dontaskme7004]

3:42 I applied that kind of logic with the wife, ex-wife I should say.

[@ChorltonOutlaw]

hes on top form here

[@joshualyons2854]

Original has a full stop, it should be the last one.

[@jekanyika]

There are a lot of nice looking towns and cities in the US but most of them look pretty grim.

[@runninaround]

Came for the inevitable American accent. Stayed for the inevitable American accent.

[@grantmitchel]

Here for the accent

[@MisterStuzy]

Sounds like Telford

[@ChorltonOutlaw]

why dont they have taxis if they have no walking possibilities

[@tonyc.4392]

They forgot the number one reason not to move to Abilene. Texans live there.

[@neildonaghy123]

Be original means don't buy you furniture from *blank space*

[@earth_sunlove]

15 mins + 😂😂

[@davebeat]

The Unity States of America

[@freelance_commie]

That first video is equal parts dog whistle and just destitution. Aka America baybeeee da greatest city in da wohld

[@meganrichards6828]

Typical scottish person zooming in on the bad state of the road 😅

[@earth_sunlove]

Absolute dump

[@senatorsheev6743]

Where are the hoards of Californians desperate to move to Texas?

[@illustriouschin]

Celsius makes more sense but I grew up with farenheight which I can't even spell and I can't wrap my head around Celsius at all.

[@ULTRAOutdoorsman]

I grew up with Fahrenheit and converted 100 F to about 40 C almost instantly because it's 180 degrees between freezing and boiling and 100 is 68/180 of the way there, or 34/90, or about one ninth more than 34 on a 100 degree scale. But I can understand if you're not an autist

[@berlinocelot]

Her team logo is awful.

[@user82938]

Oh yeah, Celsius makes sense, because when I go to check the weather, I often think "I wonder if the water will be boiling outside today." GET REAL!

[@pjl8119]

You do check if water is freezing though. Snow and ice. So makes sense to have freezing point of water as 0.

[@user82938]

@@pjl8119 But freezing isn't even that cold. It's just starting to get cold outside at that point. On a scale of 0-100, I would put that type of weather somewhere towards the bottom, sayyyyy about... 32?

[@KIager]

@@user82938 First of all, it isn't a scale of 0-100. Second, 0 is not only cold, it's literally freezing. Trying to argue F over C, or Imperial over Metric, is like sucking a basketball through a garden hose. You can try all you want, but you will never succeed.

[@caoilte8097]

@@KIagerfahrenheit is more useful than celsius for everyday matters. This is because it offers more specific temperatures without resorting to decimals

[@KIager]

@@caoilte8097 Nah.

[@PixelPusher1]

Celcius may be relevant to chemistry, but Fahrenheit is more relevant to how temperature feels to humans

[@Jake-vh6jp]

Temperature is Temperature 😆 What a stupid comment.

[@PixelPusher1]

@dougs1765 I didn't say temperature feels different. I said one scale is more relevant to feel than the other.

[@PixelPusher1]

dougs1765 Okay.

[@MisterStuzy]

How do you mean? I know it’s bloody cold if it’s near 0c and I feel it. If it’s 25c we’re having an amazing summer for the U.K. and I can feel it. Really it’s just what you’re used to. F means nothing to me. You could argue inches are useful for a vague idea of size but also I’d not want to use it to measure anything

[@mattseaton3521]

This is a mad statement to make.

[@douglasbaird6552]

i thought that thing was from the cowboy times, but they faked it.