Linda Belcher Being a Straight Savage For Over 5 Minutes

[@serious_about_men]

from memory, the episodes are: Ear-sy rider Uncle teddy Food truckin Synchronized swimming The unnatural Are you there bob? It’s me, birthday Christmas in the car bleakening: part 2 Seaplane UF-oh no you didn’t OT: the outside toilet Seaplane Bad Tina Some like it bot: part 1: eighth grade runner Manic pixie crap show Some like it bot: part 2: judgebot day Spaghetti western and meatballs PTA it ain’t so does anyone care? probably not, but there you are.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

I care immensely

[@jazzinikki01]

Thank you

[@MrBlackboy21ful]

The hero I don't deserve.

[@uramisugi]

we owe you our lives

[@jikook..78]

@@serious_about_men what

[@fritz8662]

“That sign says no running but your running your mouth!” I wheezed

[@amberferrell2951]

One of the linda lines I quote the most.

[@DJ-qj2mt]

I actually gasped 😳

[@leveigne]

I screamed

[@Agmolly]

Tammy: "Hey Tina, the sign say no motorized vehicles on beach" 😏 Louise: "It also says no trash on the beach Tammy, so...what are we gonna do here" I see where Louise gets it from 😂

[@errolpletcher9186]

"Meet cute!"

[@denises9120]

A Linda is the only person who can stand up against a Karen.

[@gabe_s_videos]

The Karen's natural enemy: the northeastern white-ethnic mom XD

[@denises9120]

@@gabe_s_videos 👌

[@frickfrack369]

and madea

[@Thisistheway2050]

@@gabe_s_videos You’re right! I live in the Boston area…they do not mess around. I married one…And she absolutely destroys out of town Karens. Watched her do it at a school function… and she had about three other local moms(in Bruins and Patriots gear) to back her up!

[@Neri4x4]

They've gotten slapped. Lol. Agree though

[@jamiepond6013]

louise's "YEAH, CALM IT HUSSY!" never fails to crack me up

[@milquetoastcereal7525]

Same. I also love how bluntly Cynthia's husband says "DO NOT CALL MY WIFE A WHORE" in response to them.

[@nenolpunk]

It being followed up with “do NOT call my wife a WHORE” I can’t 😭

[@usaskjock]

love it

[@errolpletcher9186]

"Pull out her highlights, mom!"

[@cjsmith8319]

P

[@luznoceda4341]

I love Tina lmao "She's right, I'm out of control."

[@arnolddog9211]

And then “pull out her highlights mom”

[@_fantasyobsessedgorl_2844]

@@arnolddog9211 That made me laugh

[@madamebunbun3479]

aaaaay a fellow fan of the owl house who likes bob's burgers

[@Raccoon_toes]

I was out of control

[@user-kr3vx1sr2b]

Bob's face throughout the whole foodtruck drive is hilarious! He's concerned, confused, and scared all at the same time lmao.

[@TimGildersleeve]

"...ohh my goddd..."

[@gabyacero7896]

"Use A Crosswalk You MANIAC, You're Gonna Get Yourself Killed!"😠

[@cjsmith8319]

His “What’s gotten into you” had me rolling. He didn’t even recognize Linda!

[@Cutthecamerasdeadass1899]

He knows she's a ticking time bomb 😂 he's that husband who knows not to say much when she's raging

[@jaygooese4242]

She's nuts but funny

[@zakbax7259]

"Why would you headbutt me?!" "I was gonna punch you, but I'm holding wine."

[@Runix1]

Priorities 💅

[@x8makes.1teamx]

why is no one talking about tina's "pull out her highlights mom" IM CRYING

[@Leviajohnson]

That “boob police” hat is even funnier out of context

[@joy3679]

“HEY JENNIFER SLOWPEZ GET THE HELL OUTTA THE ROAD” linda is all i aspire to be in life

[@gabyacero7896]

"Hey Driving Miss Crazy, Pick A Lane!"

[@horserider101ful]

I say the same thing in RDR2 when I’m riding the war horse and there’s a wagon in front going slow

[@klina7645]

That line always makes me crack up 😂. I kinda want to yell that when people are walking SOOO slowly at the store.

[@matthaddock1817]

Just like Marge Simpson and her road rage in the Canyonero! "Go back to New Jersey!" "C'mon! Get the corpse off the road! The streets are for the living!." lol

[@wynnwinds2381]

“oh my god lin…”

[@JustSomeSophie]

"I was gonna punch you, but I'm holding wine." She is honestly an icon.

[@leociresi4292]

“Oh, go fart in a fortune cookie!”

[@sarafried9383]

Linda: "It's a part of growing up, like getting braces or throwing rocks at cars." Bob: "You used to throw rocks at cars?" Linda : "Yeah. Cars wouldn't even come down my street after a while 'cause they knew Linda would get 'em!"

[@tobi601]

My mom literally did that as a kid and also she's very much linda

[@-_flor_-859]

No wonder Louise turned out terrifying

[@asingularleaf10]

Lol

[@terrencegreen5079]

Wasn't itt skittles

[@terrencegreen5079]

Taste the rainbow

[@erroreden]

I love when Louise sees anyone else exhibit any aggression and jumps right in “yeah, calm it hussy !”

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

Louise is great at hyping omg. Like that episode with Tina and the thunder girls, when Tina went off on those girls in the forest, Louise was like 'SHE WOKE THE HELL UP'

[@erroreden]

@@candicehoneycutt4318 LMAO YEAH !! number one hype man, she gets it from Linda

[@juicymiss87]

I like when she was tryna hold Bob back from fighting Harold from reflections..”look at me dad look me in my eyes he’s not worth it. If you hit him you’ll smell like ointment and pee”😭😭 Louise be ready!!

[@cjjackson2423]

@@juicymiss87 Lmaoo she so funny 🤣

[@lauramac90]

@Coco Jade I like when she loudly shorts " Detention!" After everyone finding out about Tina getting detention 🤣

[@holyjesusonabike]

"oh go put a cannoli up your holi" "oh put a fettuccine in your in-betweenie," jimmy burns hit different

[@carlos1lan1]

Lmao I was just thinking that

[@rydercartoonanimations]

Go play ping pong with your ding dong

[@Spark_Animationz]

Yea

[@Reyeyawn]

They clearly had fun writing these lines 😂

[@bowlofboyo]

"go choki on a gnochi!"

[@roxassora2706]

"That sign says no running, and you're running your mouth". Me in an argument

[@errolpletcher9186]

"..meet cute!"

[@Talongirl333]

When you realize that Linda is an Italian-New Jerseyan and called out another woman for using store bought sauce 😱

[@israeldamianohemphill3033]

I never understood that is it a sin to use store bought sauce in an Italian dish

[@thundahsenshi150]

@@israeldamianohemphill3033 because any “good cook” would make her own

[@matthewgagnon9426]

@@israeldamianohemphill3033 Some people get mad if you take a shortcut. Some jarred sauces are plenty good, though if you're using Ragu or something you're definitely missing out.

[@famemosterrrrr]

@@israeldamianohemphill3033 because Italians(and some other countries) have a thing for making everything from scratch. Ofcourse not all of us have the time nor the skills

[@dmitriciccarelli4082]

I asked my mother why she doesn't use jarred sauce. She said if I didn't love you I'd use jarred sauce. Then she flicked me in the nipple.

[@MrJimBusiness]

"Want me to drive by and smack em with my car door" priceless.

[@yams.4308]

4:26 lol

[@aaunyea4799]

"Drive by and smack em with my car door" "Hit them with a bag of oranges" We all know who Louis gets her tendencies from lhh

[@jolinalee3887]

Lmao true

[@aliostrowski1935]

She's more like Linda than she'll ever admit

[@brucasroxx]

I've rewatched this show so many times and never noticed the running gag of "go/put x, in your [body part]" 🤣 lol

[@charmayneashley1107]

Same 😂 I was like “Have I even watched it at this point?” I’m going to rewatch it now!

[@Ne0politan137]

And it always apparently rhymes all the time

[@maheenahmed6653]

I love Linda. She’s silly and fun and secure about who she is.

[@tarag7292]

Yeah, that's what I love about her.

[@mdhx7]

“put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it” is honestly such an iconic line 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@alexthelazypotato4036]

"Oh go play ping pong with your ding dong" That one took me out 💀💀💀💀

[@leociresi4292]

“Oh, put a cannoli up your holey!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sushirollsupreme]

Told someone that

[@katelynpringle5506]

“We’ll I was gonna punch you, but I’m holding wine.” iconic behavior

[@lucidberrypro]

Rofl "Yeah, I'm married you idiot 🤷🏾‍♀️" I freaking love Linda

[@oddlyodds8247]

She’s faithful I love her

[@wotizit]

😂😂😂

[@Evee545]

3:25-3:47 I love how Linda handles the guy

[@BeautyUnderPressure]

I was gonna punch you but I’m holding wine

[@phantombelle9508]

"Put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it Bobby!" 💀💀💀

[@hpa2005]

"Hey, you know what? I got a spirit finger for you Colleen!"

[@andrewhavens5937]

Like I’ve said in the past Linda is definitely the second best fictional mom ever (after Bambi’s mom).

[@Tsubakiihime]

Nicole Watterson is my #1

[@ep5265]

What is good about Bambi's mom? She is boring and dead

[@BurgerBoi1]

@@Tsubakiihime She's practically a literal godess

[@andrewhavens5937]

The list was: 10. Elyse Keaton (Family Ties) 9. Frankie Heck (The Middle) 8. Martha Kent (Smallville) 7. Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) 6. Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) 5. Penelope Alvarez (One Day at a Time) 4. Florida Evans (Good Times) 3. Molly Weasely (Harry Potter franchise) 2. Linda Belcher (Bob’s Burgers) 1. Bambi’s Mom (Bambi) Worst Fictional Mother list went: 10. Kate McCallister (Home Alone franchise) 9. Colleen Donaghy (30 Rock) 8. Lois Griffin (Family Guy) 7. Corra Mills (Once Upon a Time) 6. Liane Cartman (South Park) 5. Benny Lopez (George Lopez) 4. Norma Bates (Psycho franchise) 3. Gillian Darmody (Boardwalk Empire) 2. Eleanor Iselin (The Manchurian Candidate) 1. Livia Soprano (The Sopranos)

[@Tony.Dreamer]

you took a shot and missed bru. the hunter didnt miss tho

[@parker-boy98]

I can see where Louise gets it from.

[@buttonsfan]

It’s clear the reason Louise likes Bob more is because she and Linda are so similar

[@floralcapacity7319]

how so?

[@RainbowNiffty]

how crazy and mental they are

[@koalieteadraws6289]

I was DYING at this video, her insults are the best 🤣

[@entropiax]

"You gotta find a way to live in a world that's gonna judge you. Even if I want to find anyone who makes you feel bad and hit em with a bag of oranges." best quote ever!

[@estrellacasias]

"And that sign says no running and you're running your mouth"

[@burnt_0range319]

"Want me to drive up next to em and smack em with my car door?" "Even if I wanna find everyone who makes ya feel bad and hit em with a bag of oranges." I LOVE HER OMG

[@horserider101ful]

I’m the same way with my parents, brothers and best friend

[@wyatt3239]

Drivin miss crazy and Jennifer slopez are great lines 😂 another good savage Linda moment is her reaction when Courtney’s dad tells Gene to stop singing in his boiler room musical

[@AK12king]

I think we all collectively agree she’s amazing

[@Anastas1786]

I love how Linda instinctively turns into a trucker when you put her behind the wheel of a large vehicle. "HEY! DRIVING MISS _CRAZY! _*_PICK A LANE!"_*

[@cjjackson2423]

"Omg lin what's gotten into you"🤣🤣🤣

[@rydercartoonanimations]

"Boob Police" 😭

[@leociresi4292]

Linda:”This is for my family!” Booobity boobity!”….

[@Sunerte]

"Why did you headbutt me?!" "I was gonna punch you, but I was holding wine!" Linda, in one line

[@foxtatertot]

Linda is the reason the kids are the way they are. I love her.

[@cjjackson2423]

Literally I say that all the time 😭😭😭

[@cjjackson2423]

A little bit of bob to 😭

[@Shurzii_]

“Put a cannoli up your hole-y” is probably the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

I don't know what we'd do without John Roberts as Linda.

[@Lolapetunia]

Linda is the type of mom everyone wants at times 😂

[@mely3514]

“That’s…” “150” “Nine thousand dollars” “Nine thousand dollars” 😂😂 me in math class 5:06

[@danniroberson4936]

Linda is always funny with her little “oh, go (insert verb) with your (insert noun)” comebacks😂😂😂😂

[@LoneStoneMaalik]

Fun fact: Linda is voiced by a male. It’s amazing how people can alter their voice to sound like the opposite sex.

[@wlfmanjack]

Pretty sure most of the female characters are voiced by males, but that's also part of the show's humor so it works

[@HahaHaha-hs7ln]

I thought everyone knew that, lmao. Believe it or not Tina is also voiced by a male. Louise is one of the few female characters who’s voiced by an actual female.

[@lightheart5]

And so was Granny Goodness in Superman TAS.

[@TwilightLink77]

@@HahaHaha-hs7ln That’s because Tina was originally going to be a boy in the original pilot episode.

[@timothywillox8564]

@@lightheart5 and now Granny always sounds like a middle aged man. It works though

[@Anxiety.B0mb]

“Pull out her highlights,Mom!” Absolutely KILLED me!😂💀💀😂😂💀😂😂💀😂😂💀

[@superstarultra28]

The perfect cartoon mom.

[@Drakion11]

Linda always have the best comebacks.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"Why would you headbutt me!?" "I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine!" Priorities. Love this woman. XD

[@hart7668]

"That sign says no running and you're running your mouth" 💀💀💀💀💀 Understood, have a nice day

[@regalcartoon5932]

The Seaplane episode is why I love Linda. I, without a doubt, think that Lois would have cheated on Peter if this was a Family Guy episode. Francine may have even cheated on Stan. But Linda, without hesitation, rejects Kurt’s advances and quite literally assaults him…like 3 separate times.

[@Afanof1]

FACTS, that's SHE the best mom

[@telesalambos3527]

The car door comment caught me so off-guard when I saw this episode (I was in the kitchen getting a cup of ice at the time) that I scream laughed all the way to the living-room to rewind it.

[@asosisos659]

“Captain you are not cleared for landing” the best line 😂

[@uramisugi]

"Do you love gene or not!" "Of course i love gene." "Ewwwww." 💀💀

[@JulianMcQueen]

0:24 I love the delivery of Tom's line here

[@esperanzarios2317]

Do you think that you could do one of Tina being sassy/ savage ?

[@CloudySkkye]

yeah definitely

[@esperanzarios2317]

@@CloudySkkye Thank You!

[@mim0so]

"I have glasses, not hearing aids mom."

[@Watermelon_ahh19]

"don't have a crap attack"

[@PenCatStudio]

This video got into an article about how Chris Pratt Mario sounds like linda. Congrats!

[@sxnbu]

her insults are my favorite! i will be honest that i've been using some both irl & online but no one gets em sighs,,,

[@jaysonjackson3455]

Jennifer Slow-pez is my personal favorite.

[@killuhkween]

Me too 😂

[@DizzyedUpGirl]

The Belcher's are some of the best parents. And never ever come for Linda's family.

[@gmarquez2073]

Everybody needs a Linda Belcher in their lives

[@AJHyoton]

All these are great, but the one line that sums up Linda perfectly was, "I was gonna punch you but I'm holding wine!" Best part of that was that was her being virtuous by remaining staunchly faithful to Bob.

[@mangababyyuki6964]

“Go play ping pong with your ding dong”😂😂

[@DollSchmidt4429]

I love Linda's comebacks

[@T_E_G]

Love how the kids are encouraging it 0:10

[@jessondesign]

I always love when Linda tries to do math, it cracks me up

[@galexystarz3076]

I can never stop loving Linda! This show is great and the movie was good to. All these characters make me so happy.

[@Wordsmith012]

I love how quickly Linda will resort to violence as a first measure 🤣

[@deanfalkyn]

Linda's such a joy to watch

[@leociresi4292]

Linda uses Pshycic “Nya,nyaglahh!”

[@crypticghost21]

Linda being a savage is reason she's my favorite character 😂❤

[@squidwardwithblondehair7219]

Linda is the most censored uncensored person ever🤣🤣 It’s why she’s my favorite alongside Tina.

[@reggyjohnson9083]

3:27 Linda used head but Seaplane teacher was too stunned to speak

[@brent3462]

"oh go play ping pong with ya ding dong" 🤣

[@ItisEssence]

Can you do this with Tina as well please? She’s just as savage as Linda as well

[@MJJDANGEROUS]

Linda is my favorite character

[@V_Pickles]

1:02 “Boob Police” … “HEY, JENNIFER SLOWPEZ! GET THE HELL OUTTA THE ROAD!”

[@jacobshada8989]

I love that Frond thinks everything is pretty well under control, right up until Linda calls Colleen out on her store bought sauce

[@ShadavionGrant]

Tina inherited Linda's savage side!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NA-sv6so]

Bob : mmmm mm mm mmm Lin : don't you make noises at me you judge-uh-roo, go play your judge-uh-ree-doo. Bob : MMM MMM Lin : AH AHT

[@ajstudios9210]

I love Linda, man! Her and Louise are my faves. I love all members of the family of course.

[@The_Jerkinator]

"I GOT A SPIRIT FINGER FOR YOU" Dude Lindas lines are literally who I wanna be

[@almondblossom4819]

We Stan Linda

[@artespeck8091]

“I was gonna head butt you but im holding wine” QUEEN

[@carlymx6326]

And now a compilation of Linda saying "Stay out of my room !"

[@AstraVex]

I try to use "Why Don't You Go Fart In A Phonebooth?!💨" whenever possible in an argument 😅😅😅

[@castazels3672]

“we were all single once but don’t got to be a slut about yk” HELPPPP SHE IS AN ICON

[@damonroberts7372]

"Oh, I've got a spirit finger for _you,_ Colleen!" 💀

[@vaneram1072]

Thanks for posting this beautiful miss Linda video i really love it 💖💖❤❤

[@jameslabbe4119]

I'm so glad the "Aww look at the tree. I love this tree" line made the leap from John Roberts channel into the show

[@sarahhiggins9774]

YES! Also how is this the first comment to credit this?! Do people not know how he got famous?? "Come on make even, MAKE IT NIIIIIIIICE. CAMM'AN."

[@ee-sm8ey]

I am waiting for someone to make Mario movie animatics with these voice clips

[@cutieelise]

I’m definitely using some of these. Especially the Italian-themed ones that were aimed at Jimmy

[@TimGildersleeve]

I bust a gut over "Jennifer Slopez" and "Driving Miss Crazy" to this day

[@Charkbait7329]

I still quote Jennifer Slow-pez to this day 😂

[@jordananthony3431]

"Yeah, I'm out of control."

[@Fangirl4Life223]

Why is no one talking about Teddy's "ohhh" when Cynthia shoves Linda and Linda shoves her back? Teddy knows shit is about to hit the fan 🤣

[@gmarquez2073]

I had a really bad a at work one time. I was working 8 hours and was bored because it was slow. I only had 30 minutes left until my shift was over so I decided to literally put myself in a box. But I didn’t make the armholes big enough and I got stuck. I was ridiculed and embarrassed, but a woman behind the register named Kimberly came and helped me, stood up for me, and gave me a pep talk to make me feel better. And that was when I thought to myself “She really IS Linda Belcher”. I put these time rates to describe my scenario, it’s pretty clear that every family needs a Linda Belcher. 0:00 3:47 4:30

[@semja]

*looks around* am I here before this blows up? Tina is my spirit animal

[@aili_not_ally]

I love how she keeps finding new ways to say 'go fuck yourself'

[@ElijahsBrain]

Oh wow. So Chris Pratt's Mario does sound like her.