Badass Life of Takezaki Suenaga, Samurai of the Mongol Invasions | History of Japan 79

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[@sutaideru1426]

Answer to the question: a rock

[@stevenedmund5680]

The baby will grow heavy crushing the person holding it. Sometimes the lady or the creature is or turns birdlike.

[@kyubbishego]

The Ubume's child would turn into stone.

[@eyewai]

the baby may become as heavy as a stone or may become stone.

[@zanechan4274]

A dead baby or a heavy stone

[@unsuspectingfeline867]

Mongols : We're on boats, the Japanese aren't stupid enough to board us Takezaki Suenaga : *LEEEEEEEEROOOYY JENKIIIIINNNNSS*

[@Jobe-13]

Everyone loves an underdog story. No matter how petty.

[@Quamlak]

These videos make Japan sound like an MMORPG. The Shogunate gives a quest "Collect 10 mongol heads" and that's the only thing the samurai(players) care about. Suenaga sits in LFG getting rejected for the Mongol Fleet dungeon until finally convincing a group that he was a top end raider in the Mongol Crusade Expansion (my account was hacked and i had to make a new one so i don't have the achievs c'mon guys i know the fights)

[@Linfamy]

:D

[@tetsu1000]

fiction: For honor! reality: For reward!

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Realler reality: honor for rewards

[@ABCantonese]

To the ladies in town: honor my ass

[@orionterron99]

65th Rule of Acquisition

[@tabularasa7350]

no Rewards, no Honor.

[@VtheWanderer]

I just pictured Suenaga jumping from boat to boat shouting "WELCOME TO THE RICEFIELDS, MOTHERF*CKER!" and that made my day. Cool video, Papa Lin!

[@connorkenway09]

😂😂😂

[@not.a.tree.]

the “notice me commander” strategy, *i died*

[@kerokero9623]

That "ask my ex" caught me off guard and I'm dying

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

That samurai didn't leave trash in my woods, be like him

[@Adam-js6mi]

what a polite samurai

[@claudy_sky]

I think one of the subtexts of this video is that, perhaps, in the future, instagram stories/posts could be considered accurate historical documents. Idk how to feel about this. xD

[@Linfamy]

Honestly, many woodblock prints were just shitposts, like tanuki ones :p

[@claudy_sky]

@@Linfamy Ah, now I see why I really like those prints! xD

[@bt8594]

Insta is fake and so history will be too

[@TheZenytram]

Well if that data survive the shutdown of inatagram in the near future.

[@xXScissorHandsXx]

4:48 Those Asian, bearded, Legolas' ♥ best description snippet of the Mongolian Horde yet 😭

[@KatherineUribe-1]

I had to scroll back to make sure I heard it correctly. 😄

[@idraote]

He shifted loyalty from his family to the man who granted him his reward. How wholesome.

[@doors_of_perspective]

Takezaki Suenaga “In this country, you gotta make the rewards first. Then when you get the rewards, you get the land. Then when you get the land, then you get the historical scrolls” And if you need stones to build your epic statue then look no further than the hands of a Ubume carrying a baby. But don’t rely on them as it may turn out to be leaves.

[@TimelessHope]

Neat video, never thought "samurai" and "Karen" could go together LOL Also: The baby turns to stone!

[@extrastainedsock3497]

"Almond milk drinking commander" what a top tier insult

[@eedwardgrey2]

Don't know about Japan but almond milk was actually ridiculously popular amongs the European medieval aristocracy

[@extrastainedsock3497]

@@eedwardgrey2 I didn't know that learn something new everyday huh thank you

[@eedwardgrey2]

@@extrastainedsock3497 You're welcome

[@eacalvert]

Never a truer statement: poverty doesn't pay the bills

[@NOMSKULL]

Thank you for teaching me history

[@Linfamy]

Thanks for learning ;)

[@bensoncheung2801]

34 👍

[@Dtzeo503]

Ghost of Tsushima is a amazing game besides the minor historical inaccuracies. Still pretty good.

[@fearedjames]

Tbh I don't think there is a single thing in the game that is historically accurate outside that Tsushima did have a mongol invasion in preperation for a mainland landing.

[@Tetsulot]

Minor? Everything about it is historical inaccurate.

[@anas-432]

Huge historical inaccuracies from the invasion to the clan name to armor and weapons of the time and clothing and alot, but still a great game.

[@fearedjames]

@@anas-432 My favourite part is that "There being a Mongol invasion" isn't even accurate. The invasion was by the Mongolian run Song Dynasty of China, and largely used Chinese weaponry and tactics and the general Chinese population of its soldiers.

[@mattrichardson4521]

Chill out Karens it's a game that served it's purpose. He who controls the world controls history. How do you know anyyyyyy history you know is accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DedicatedSpirit8]

That kick ass and chew bubblegum joke was top tier

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Dude, I just discovered your channel today and even though I don't want to live in Japan, its history is interesting af.

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I loved your channel but the algorithm disappeared you because I hadn’t subscribed and i counts find you again! You sir are now subbed and belled. Prepare to be binged!

[@Linfamy]

You're going to invade the channel like the Mongols invaded Japan?

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I like how you couldn't deliver that Tinder line without cracking up.

[@matthewct8167]

His badassery and opportunism makes for a good comedy.

[@Kurisiti]

Those who accept the "baby" of Ubume will find that it will grow heavier and heavier until it crushes them; the "baby" is usually depicted turning into something like a heavy rock or a bundle of stones, but there are accounts where the "baby" becomes a mass of leaves.

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That's a lot of vids to binge 😅

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[@LupinLovebites]

The babe is stone cold. And the baby is becoming a stone. Thanks for teaching me things, @Linfamy.

[@shirshamullick503]

6 minutes, fastest I have ever been to any video!!!

[@Linfamy]

Nice ;)

[@gsejapan]

Great video! And the answer is that it turns to stone.

[@wrongsalvation8904]

It turns into a stone. Loved the video today!

[@jaredgup6537]

The Ubume bebe would turn into a stone. Oof that reddit joke was brutal.

[@bigj5183]

0:12 that's actually a great quote linfamy.

[@Linfamy]

:D

[@mekikoromanova2324]

Love the commentary in this XD

[@emmawalker2472]

The baby would turn into a heavy stone. I love this videos, you learn something new in a fun way...why can't all of history be this fun? lol

[@chartheredcometaznable2345]

Such a chad wish I could have his babies

[@Linfamy]

😂

[@Thunor93]

Bruh

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

you can rest assured that lots of people did have his babies.

[@satriorama4118]

Char, you're a man. You can't get preggo

[@gabrielandradeferraz386]

@@satriorama4118 he can try though

[@OublietteTight]

" 'The notice new commander' strategy. " LMFAO 😂 🎉

[@KhoaLe-uc2ny]

man your jokes are gold

[@moodby]

TIL Samurai were rewarded based on how much they styled on their enemies.

[@ivpendragon1997]

I wish you were my history teacher.

[@sou1daddy503]

"...ready to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and bubblegum wasn't invented yet." 😆 And only 700 years before Rowdy Roddy Piper...

[@AkiraChnl]

My guy only protected the country for credit lmfao

[@rakeboi21masterofrakes63]

I wish all history teachers were this funny tbh

[@Eduardo_Ventura]

I knew this on Kings and Generals channel. This version is cool. Always with good sense of humor. Something lacking these days.

[@jurikuran333]

"Asian bearded Legolases" lol 😂😂😂

[@theraven5850]

This guy is basically Leeroy Jenkins. Doesn't follow the plan, doesn't follow the group, runs in ahead and screws over the party then gets rewarded for it.

[@Linfamy]

So accurate :p

[@ferretyluv]

Angolmois is a fantastic show that everyone should watch.

[@johnhanley9946]

The baby would turn into a stone... I remembered that! ✨

[@ryuo8852]

Linfamy , when will be the day you will be a badass samurai like Suenaga ? 😶

[@Linfamy]

How do you know I'm not already?

[@ryuo8852]

Sus hmm.. 👀

[@notallpretty]

I would like to suggest a series on 一休さん a Japanese monk. He was a real historical figure and his life was rather dramatic.

[@TomatoTruffles]

The ubume baby turns into a stone? Also live your irreverent take on samurai. My family held land there for 500 years then last in the Bakumatsu😬

[@loyal_makoto9031]

Now that you told me about him i cant help but he should've been the protag of Ghost of Tsushima XDD

[@connorkenway09]

Who's to say he wasn't the archetype on which he's based 😂 Maybe Jin Sakai is secretly petty as well walking around spreading tales about this guy called The ghost.

[@paulleitner8726]

That was fun

[@zalandkhan4043]

The real life Jin sakai

[@astirmichael]

The gods of Japan would good topic

[@MoonOfYomi666]

Baby become stone or it bites your head off. Also the way you said babe reminds me of zefrank1 ^^

[@thomas-carlosciacca6115]

That giggle after the best friend comment 😂

[@dustinm8520]

Leaving this for the YT gods.

[@Linfamy]

;)

[@jessiestuart1858]

you should make a sumo history video, you might of already made something like that but i know we would all love it

[@camie_eimac393]

Yey~ I’m leaning the history of Japan, yey~ I live in the U.S, Yey~ even though I’m from D.R

[@Linfamy]

:D

[@Mikeztarp]

"What's my name!?" - Leroy "Cassius Clay" Brown

[@KyoushaPumpItUp]

To anyone asking, the anime in the thumbnail is Angolmois.

[@fealubryne]

The Ubume's baby might become very heavy by turning into stone! And if you manage to hold onto it you might be rewarded, if I recall.

[@cabechek]

Think about if ghost of tsushima had boat raid missions where you got to swim out or take a boat and sneak on the vessels murder some barbarians and be back in time for onigiri at the Golden temple

[@iglybo]

Great video! The baby might turn into a stone :D

[@eedwardgrey2]

3: 37 LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

[@luislozano6073]

The baddest man around is something

[@alocino96]

good video thanks. anyway the ubume baby turns into stone i think, it was in the last video.

[@MrMrx123456789]

Stone for the question

[@polyhistorphilomath]

Judging solely on the basis of SMB3 lore, the baby probably turns into a Jizo. Super heavy. Have you even heard of “Mightiest Disciple Kenichi”?

[@ikariyabiollante867]

Ubume Bebeh will turn into Dwayne "A Rock" Johnson

[@jacobsxavier6082]

I have some mad max vibes here that sound like: 'witness me !'

[@MultiRedskull]

Kings and generals brought me here.

[@Sheepdog1314]

the ubume baby turns into something that resembles my attempt at making chocolate chip cookies

[@andrewcausey474]

Best. Answer. Yet.

[@nitroexe]

Can you please make a video on the history of japans bathhouses

[@matsuyavt2363]

If an ubume hands you it's baby , the baby may become very heavy and turn to rock.

[@salome6230]

stone! I finally knew one

[@surajr5993]

The baby turns into a stone🥺

[@briane6957]

It seems like those samurai would have loved a GoPro when heading into battle. That and they sound like KZbinrs that make videos titled: " Suenaga Epic Fail! *red circle and arrow over him*", " 100 Manslayer Challenge!!! :O", or " Don't call the Shogun at 3am!!!!!!!!!!! T_T".

[@ricokd507]

This guy is samurai Kazuma

[@buffch1cken77]

To answer the question, if the ubume gives you her baby and turns heavy it turns into stone. Also great vid as always

[@slook7094]

Fuck yeah, Angolmois! That show is fucking awesome.

[@aitokitsune1144]

The baby turn into stone? Nice video, sigh, working got me busy these days, everyone taking vaccines

[@wh00_again2]

Nice

[@theweditor3612]

the baby from the ubume could grow into a fullsized adult linfamy. Princess carrying Linfamy is still better than some heavy baby in my opinion.

[@makaihana975]

Ubume babies turn into stone/rock Also sounds like Suenaga either had undiagnosed Narcissistic Personality, a Manic episode or quite possibly both.

[@lana-fc2pd]

Or maybe he wasn't any different from people today, doing *and saying* anything for land, money, and glory, even if its based on lies :)

[@makaihana975]

@@lana-fc2pd 🤯 Of course!!! People these days and their overly elated sense of self entitlement. You're absolutely correct.

[@azula4786]

@@makaihana975 i mean who doesn't just stroll up to some big shots house with heads demanding rewards and land? I just did it yesterday

[@gaorowan5569]

He’s a badass but not as a warrior, but a labor icon. Nothing was stopping this contractor from getting his wages and the manager’s acknowledgement

[@shahvei]

STONEEEEEEEEEEE

[@ishanpatel6742]

Jinzaburou dono in the thunbnail.

[@BIGESTblade]

Suenaga was fighting more than just Mongols, he also fought bureaucracy. If you want to get your medal you'd better go beat it out of the guy who owes it.

[@ferryhoestiawan2414]

Awsome

[@ShadowDaPk]

"Poverty doesn't pay the bills but killing does" Wanna confess to something there?

[@GreatGreebo]

“Just ask my ex” 🤣

[@OneSleeplessOne]

Thumbnail is Jinzaburo Kuchii from Angolmois: Record of Mongol Invasion

[@thaiputravirakyuthdontlogi4011]

Love your vids so much

[@claudekingstan4084]

@4:30 it sounds like all the samurais were practicing Social Media for Likes.

[@theredwhirlwin]

Stone!....what am I late?