Listening To These People Talk About The Moment They Became A Parent Will Make You Feel Things

[@emery6070]

"Here's the wet man"

[@immortalsun]

I read this comment at the same time as he said it in the video.

[@zachprouty8595]

Emery Hoffman I love the wet man

[@xl000]

you watched the video too ??

[@randomgooy7456]

700th like

[@someoneunknown7655]

The owl one hits close to home, I was raised by a murder of crows and to this day I keep the cloak of feathers they gave me, only to be used in my hour of need.

[@NyscanRohid]

The Crow King has returned!

[@johnrankin7135]

Blessed be

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

“When a tiny wet stranger comes out of your wife you have to cherish your time with him because eventually he turns into a big dry doofus and you have to throw things at him until you’re both dead” I like this sentence, this sentence is special

[@Scupple]

Wait, ripped in half vertically? That's impressive.

[@snipsnip9534]

Daughter

[@Pillar_of_Salt]

@@snipsnip9534 thats what he said

[@MrTayloreh]

I'd rather a little wet man than a big dry doofus, that's for sure.

[@ozzo870]

THE WET MAN

[@noahgangel2504]

Hahahaha

[@AngryF4ce]

I was raised by vultures along with my birth parents. They showed me how to scavenge for food, pointing out how to tell the weak ones apart from the healthy ones. It was a very rich experience, and I apply that philosophy to every aspect of my life.

[@mobpod420]

WHY IS CLICKHOLE SO UNDERWATCHED

[@Char12403]

+Mob Pod It's not. Most clickhole fans use the website, not youtube.

[@Exigentable]

+Mob Pod it's the best kept secret in satire. shh. keep it down. wouldn't want to inspire too many at once.

[@mobpod420]

Exigentable Yeah lmao

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

Mob Pod most people don't get the humor. Look at the comments on the mother explains death to her child video.

[@maxcarberry8531]

My owl mother didn't parent me right. When I whispered eternity into my birth mother's ear I stayed as a human. I'm so disappointed in myself.

[@BltchErica]

Kerri Carberry It's not your fault man. You just weren't the right one. The owl princess had not returned through you.

[@oscarguzman3017]

😢

[@nickc3657]

Now I want a full novel about the girl who returned for the owls

[@sarraaa6362]

Yessss

[@sarraaa6362]

Yessss

[@EpicBeard815]

This video made me feel a small child. Thanks, Clickhole!

[@daytonglitch]

This made me feel like a small, wet man who came out of my wife's body

[@loplop019]

uhm FBI where are you

[@OctoberDegradation]

Inspiring! I can't wait until my fiance gives birth to our small wet man.

[@charlessssssss]

Vulgaris Magistralis Do you have a small wet man yet?

[@Justin_Joy]

0:22 I like how he refers to the daughter as "her daughter" instead of "our daughter"

[@kingcrimson4133]

He says "our".

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420]

0:29 so metal

[@micahschmitz859]

This is like three different levels of insanity.

[@chutneybucket5622]

My favorite thing about this is that it's actually really sweet in a bizarro kind of way.

[@MrTayloreh]

He's about to crack up at 1:58 :)

[@Demiglitch]

He was just happy thinking of gorillas.

[@immortalsun]

This is making me feel things, indeed.

[@shattermelon496]

This feels like something John Hodgman could've written. That's a very good thing.

[@SquiddoSquidHead]

This made me feel things

[@kaleidojess]

I remember that old owl :)

[@stevenallen8608]

Beautiful

[@blubbb9208]

E T E R N I T Y

[@thisisaname9104]

Shera

[@Huge-orge]

Between the elven queen rebirth and super shredder baby, Grey shirt man is speaking facts about raising a kid.

[@dariandahle2255]

I love how most of these videos, especially this one, are a healthy combination of "wholesome" and "what the fuck"

[@snipsnip9534]

*I feel things now*

[@a-bird-lover]

Wow, 1000 owls? When I whispered eternity into my birth mother's ear I only became one owl who retained most aspects of being human. I don't recall the mice bone crown, maybe that was the issue?

[@andresg.7692]

Yeah

[@cpitts385]

Nothing better than reminiscing about the days gone by, you never get the time back. Sometimes I think about how I’ll never again be able to see my daughter transform into a swarm of owls again but I look to the stars and see her constellation and know that she protects the world from H’thknor and his swarm of eternal barn mice.

[@meredithr9824]

1:46 she's going to rip your heart in half, close enough?

[@Mario_1611]

Did this lady give birth to the owl messiah? 😂

[@LordEptar]

I was really surprised when I met my wet man. He wasn't exactly small, and he was rather hairy. I remember hearing the doctor saying something about a 450-pound lowland gorilla, but I'm pretty sure he was referring to the escaped ape from the zoo. Either way, it was a really touching moment, seeing this large wet man being held by my wife.

[@RooneySparks]

I fear that I am now the big, dry doofus.

[@MWDFrancis]

Are these videos written by the certifiably insane? This... is... brilliant.

[@mpbjacana7510]

the things im feeling them

[@danielchappell1672]

"Eternity!"

[@joe-mega927]

The wet man guy looks like a skyrim npc

[@angeliquemeow]

You can clearly see them reading XD

[@MagicalToothpaste]

The small wet stranger made me laugh way too hard

[@crunch1757]

I still remember the day I whispered eternity into my parents ear and turned into a thousand owls. Good times.

[@calviincalifornia4048]

but sometimes, the wet man becomes the big wet man and refuses to move out after returning from college

[@Brett733]

The large dry man looks like Patrick Swayze

[@helloeverything9589]

Claridryl is good for your health.

[@iansmith8783]

If only I could have a small wet man grow up to rip me in half 😢

[@garros97]

whats up with their eyes

[@minichou]

The ritual has been done, give me your children!

[@secondsettweezer9884]

w e t m a n e t m a n

[@thekingofvaseline2963]

Yeah, but none of you will ever be The King Of Vaseline. So yeah..

[@prowlingmonkey]

I think the father of the wet man has Tim Hutton's eyes

[@brendansmith5529]

Anyone else find this weirdly touching?

[@claybomber]

I misread it as pregnant

[@piterlizarragaarguelles1804]

when i came out of my mother's body they told me i was not wet i was moist i will remember the day i ripped my dad in half forever and hope one day my daughter would do the same to me

[@xl000]

People are showing me pictures of their new born all the time... That's gross Just post them on Facebook and let people comment on them.

[@chickle-g7571]

WHO ARE THE 8 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED THIS???? !!!

[@yestimanidegleau6098]

*here's the wet man*

[@Soggys0up85]

W E T M A N

[@baphemutt]

homie looks like Christopher Nolan

[@janchristianwismarsaragih902]

*S M A L L W E T M A N*

[@pixelee3890]

What does the wet man hear?

[@lepidoptery]

The woman's face oddly looks like her skin is the same color as her shirt. o.o

[@jollesracing517]

Click hole videos are basically a giant compilation of copypastas

[@jaunks]

The woman and two different kinds of eyebrows

[@Krbydav328]

eterNITY *SQUAWK SQUAWK*

[@patrickmcclelland7499]

Only 3 dislike hahaha

[@olioliolivetree]

This made me feel things

[@potatoheart4428]

*THE WET MAN*