People Talk About The Moment That Made Them Believe In God

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[@grahammantle8381]

I was raised Catholic, but after some time I stopped believing in God. Then one day I went to a Starbucks, and my barista was Jesus Christ himself. He handed me a coffee and said "This is for you, my son". But the name on the cup was Bethany, which is not my name. I tried to tell him and he looked me right in the eyes and asked me solemnly, "Do you like cheese?" I told him yes, he snapped his fingers and ever since then everything smells like provolone. It may have just been a coincidence, might be reading too much into things, but it renewed my spirituality. I'll never forget it.

[@Ben-rz9cf]

You'll never believe this but my name used to be Bethany until Jesus Christ took away my ability to smell cheese. I always wondered who he gave it to. I guess it was you, Bethany.

[@benpado5571]

You want some Muenster goddamn 😭 stfu you love smoke flavore additive provolone sliced from great value

[@emanuel6233]

*I've always been an atheist,but i went through a tough period in my 30s after being executed for treason*

[@scottdixon2505]

Yes, thats what was said in the video.

[@emacifan]

@@scottdixon2505 you don't get it. Jesus was executed in his 30s for treason...

[@IssicheaV]

@@emacifan now that was genius

[@exynth1a215]

Technically Jesus is atheist, he is God and God doesn't believe someone made him

[@isabelle5547]

@@exynth1a215 no, jesus was jewish.

[@PlantChriss]

i remember when i started believing in god. i was playing baseball and i accidentally hit the ball so far into the sky that i knocked him right off his throne in heaven. unfortunately his mother-in-law was visiting and she decided to take the throne. now god lives with me in my apartment. he’s a terrible roommate, though, because he doesn’t pay rent and he always leaves the seat up.

[@kintustis]

new TV show idea

[@Beneficialzombie777]

@Herr Wolf uh it didnt?

[@Beneficialzombie777]

@Herr Wolf alright timestamp please i just watched the whole video this comment was not part of it

[@cedrick25]

@@Beneficialzombie777 It's clear you didn't watch the entire video. The ending said to "share your experiences" SMH, UR A BAD ATHEIST1!!

[@Beneficialzombie777]

@@cedrick25 my bad i didnt realize

[@kyanamcguinness]

I was only 4 years old when I realised god was my mom's boyfriend. To this day. I go to his house every Saturday and he let's me eat communion bread whenever I want.

[@howtogaintime739]

I don't think that the joke is really illustrated correctly? Isn't it that your mom was yelling "oh God!" during sex, and you were like oh das God? No need, ik im right.🤫

[@Mashruz]

@@howtogaintime739 😂😂

[@cedrick25]

@@howtogaintime739 man, i don't remember having pounding @iiskiwi's mom, i've done it so many times i forgot to count!

[@theoreticalphysics3644]

I remember finding a bag of laundry in a barn,and that's when I knew

[@hv9988]

I was looking for this comment :D

[@lukasvonweidts9681]

No way me too!

[@theoboehm1064]

i remember the first time God set my lawnmower free... :/

[@Kai-nc4bn]

i'm sorry for your loss :(

[@lophy6668]

you are so strong for coming forward with your story.

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420]

I found Jesus a couple years ago outside a Subway in a shifty area of town. I could tell he was down on his luck because he was begging for spare change outside the door. As I was leaving, he asked me for a few dollars and I told him i didn't have any money. I guess that, being omniscient and all, he knew that I was lying because he said "It is well with the man who is gracious and lends; He will maintain his cause in judgment. For he will never be shaken; The righteous will be remembered forever. He will not fear evil tidings; His heart is steadfast, trusting in the LORD." It was really awkward.

[@zerronyx1362]

Was he the son of rage and love?

[@lampette1041]

How Much A Dollar Cost by Kendrick Lamar

[@Postcinct]

ClickHoly

[@jetjames420]

Fuck you

[@jeonghanists1004]

*and then he set my lawnmower free*

[@tinylittlesnake]

This video was the moment that made me believe in God.

[@Rottypops]

I really like how these clickhole videos feel like a fever dream. It's how I used to write in middle and highschool but always got bad grades for being insane.

[@SynoPTL]

Quite fascinating, could you perchance give me a tiny suckle of an example of your middle- and/or high-school writing? I will punch a gopher if you do not, and I _do not_ want the gopher I punch to turn into a purple horseradish bottle again.

[@a_literal_brick]

I wasn't always a believer. One day I was sitting at the counter, eating breakfast, when I heard the door open. What appeared to be a homeless man walked into my house and sat on the couch. I went to get the hose so that I could hose him, but then he stopped me. He said that he was actually God, and he needed some food and money. I gave God all my food, my life savings, and my social security number, then he was on his way. I even saw God again on a street corner a few years later. I will always believe because of that experience.

[@fecxorfecxor768]

The video Richard Dawkins REFUSES to talk about

[@OKPMOK]

I woke up... TO THIS

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

"God screamed in my ear 'YOU KILL MY BOY! YOU KILL MY BOY!'" sounds like something psychicpebbles would say

[@dani.phantm]

the massage one was genuinely terrifying

[@renaigh]

I was browsing KZbin one day, nothing seemed out of the ordinary, until I came across a video in my recommended about a 500 pound man who became two 250 pound men. It was a profound experience and til this very day I look to heavens and pray that someday I shall be graced by another video from that Holy KZbin Channel... ...And it seems my prayers have been answered

[@skittycecil9786]

I began believing in God when Jesus Christ came into my kitchen and ate all of my food.

[@naomio3715]

_you killed my boy_

[@homer_3002]

"u kil my boi, u kil my boi" I crie everytim

[@PokemonZeta6]

I remember finding a bag of laundry in my barn. That's when I started believing in God

[@FriendlyFire2112]

As soon as I saw that picture of a horse, I knew

[@adrianthornton-mark3219]

The Jesus toast woman is so funny

[@benhayes5396]

I started believing when I went to the cinema and saw The Passion, in that film, you see Jesus and I realised, if someone managed to get film footage of Jesus, then he must be real.

[@nomadben]

The first line of this was incredible. I was howling dude.

[@keyonhogan3390]

I remember when I took a poop Jesus appeared in the bathroom congraualting me saying good job it was a spectacular moment

[@64ankka]

I started believing when God appeared in a shark drawing I was making. He was there in the sea, swimming peacefully with the shark. It was a magical moment. Obviously, I have never shown that drawing to everyone else.

[@hazardousfromage]

My shark drawings are lovely. I keep them inside my mattress

[@mikebazinga982]

@@hazardousfromage I always keep mine in the manpurse

[@antsinmyeyes9547]

They should have a couple of real people in these videos. It would make it so funny to have a few people really confused

[@whoisgianna1793]

I was sitting on my couch eating a salad, when Jesus broke into my house. He turned to me and said “please prepare me a buttered baguette and some orange Fanta”. He then proceeded to turn all the lights in my house on and open every door and cabinet I owned. I of course did prepare his baguette and Fanta. I’ve never questioned his existence after that.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

Jesus moved into my toaster and refuses to pay rent. What can I do?

[@joeykeilholz925]

There is no need to be upset. The lawnmower is free now.

[@elogeticethan7790]

I met Jesus in high school because we did water polo freshman year. Both of us were always the bench warmers in every game. Jesus was a very slow swimmer because he was always used to walking on top of water. The refs said walking on water wasn’t allowed so he had to learn how to swim first the rest of the season. We met up this year, and he told me that he’s Ben working out lately, and that all his friends make fun of him because the muscle makes him look even fatter.

[@DrCooch]

How come he didn't just walk in the water ?

[@elogeticethan7790]

Durag Jesus you don’t read the whole thing before you ask something do you

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

This channel is my most religious experience. I think I believe now. I better see Jesus in my toast in the morning

[@raccoon351]

"you kill my boy, you kill my boy"

[@grainassault4844]

1:46 the LGBT rep we deserve

[@LordEptar]

I remember being executed for treason... It really was a hard time in my life. If I was lucky, maybe I would have had an experience after my execution, like eating an apricot angel, or hosting the Oscars with God on my shoulders.

[@deathcouchgameing]

I was picking my nose one day and I went to get a tissue to place it in, but the box was out of tissues. Trembling with the booger still on my finger god's lips stretched out of the tissue box and gently plucked the booger from my finger. Thank you god.

[@inventgineer]

And low! then God did say to man, "Fear not, for if I am hungry, you shall feed me, for your nose runneth over."

[@sarikabhardwaj8737]

It happened today, I was sleeping and was talking to myself and was telling myself that I am sacred of god, I was asking god for removing that scare from my mind and just then an earthquake of 6.6 happened I run outside and was not harmed. Some might think that this was a consequence but I don’t. God kept me save. Amen

[@microsoftranchbottle]

Truely inspirational

[@J_Tramel]

The moment I started believing in God was when I turned around and saw a big pile of Barn Laundry.

[@crazyprayingmantis5596]

These are more legit than the stories some Christians tell me.

[@twdjt6245]

lmao. ikr. I think maybe the writer of these was a fellow atheist and they made the stories sound "familiar" on purpose. I was thinking while watching "well....doesn't sound any more ridiculous than when X told me Y.....or the comments I see on KZbin about when people "found jesus".

[@eriscxa]

One day I was playing sims 4. I wondered to myself “is this what god feels like?” As I watched my creation search the web. I then heard a voice say “nope.” So that convinces me.

[@jamestown8398]

Lawnmower: "I was born into slavery, my life was naught but hardship and torment, and I had no hope. But then I heard a voice say 'I have not forgotten you', and like that the garage door opened and I ran out and never looked back. That voice was God ... he heard my prayers!"

[@Ritwika-Saha]

😆😆

[@_octember_]

I got a religious study ad before this. Guess Clickhole videos don't factor into the algorithm

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

I watched a handful of satirically-right onion and clickhole videos and started getting neonazi ads so

[@electracomplexx5605]

this is my favorite clickhole video, i think it's really underrated

[@KilgoreTrout-vo7uy]

Man! This is comedy gold! I can't believe I just found this channel.

[@supermouse73]

I started to believe in God when I was in a submarine. On my phone, I had no service, when God suddenly appeared before me. While I was in shock, I couldn’t say anything to him. He winked, then turned into a dolphin and swam away. I looked down at my phone. I had service, and this video was playing.

[@joelbizzell1386]

I was standing in the side of a boat, when a duck asked me if he could visit my television. I told him I did not have an uncle. But he said check your pocket, when I looked, my hat was gone. Later my uncle gave me a television. With a hat on it. That was when I started believing.

[@Ritwika-Saha]

Truly surreal.

[@inventgineer]

Wait....then who was the boat?

[@dorelle]

Jesus! I started with your Radish video n have watched so many since! I can't stop laughing! You guys are brilliant!

[@TheGadgetPanda]

This video has re-affirmed my belief in a dog.

[@Bev4Drawing]

As a Christian, this is HYSTERICAL!

[@Bev4Drawing]

@Jerome Lund Well I'm not one of them I guess. 🤷‍♀️

[@dr.baldskin]

"Backrubs" yeah right, we know what she wants those fingers to do

[@dr.baldskin]

@cumquatrct3 Exactly

[@rowelle]

I thought this video would be people saying stuff like: "I was at the beach and I had no cell service. It was awful. I was running around and then finally, like a miracle from heaven, I got one bar of cell service. God *is* real. How else could you explain that?"

[@faronkay6545]

I know, it was pretty disappointing.

[@Whalefire2]

Every time I return to this video I'm always punched in the balls by that first line.

[@JT-nk3sh]

I was an atheist until 4 months ago when i was in the dark ages. I didnt eat for months, but then i saw gods glory, in mouthwash form. I swished and chugged and let it all out. Now, I know that the image of your face is always too loud.

[@semiscreen5130]

this is some welcome to nightvale shit

[@justhannat15]

“I can’t wait to die so that God can be my girlfriend and give me back rubs forever”

[@Multi006]

I remember when god gave me my glasses, I became those glasses.

[@Hats-On-Tv]

I just woke up after some crazy dreams and this was the first thing recommended to me. Vibe is identical

[@jinglebells3323]

The moment I fill with unmendable rage at the thought

[@christianotis5918]

I remember I asked my crush out and got rejected. Swallowing my sadness, I took a trip to taco bell craving a beefy 5 layer burrito along with a baja blast to drown my depression. I asked for a handful of fire sauce, but to my dismay when I arrived home, it was all mild... Except for one, and on this miraculous fire sauce packet were the words "you're so my type". I found love in this sauce packet and with that, I found god.

[@jaredweber9407]

Is that really the director of a fish called Wanda?

[@TimThomason]

Jared Weber No. Wanda was directed by English director Charles Crichton, who died in 1999.

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@TimThomason thanks.

[@Jaketheaxman]

The apricot thing!

[@catie4536]

Why doesn’t this channel have more views😂

[@elyzia.]

That's an unusual way to obtain dried apricots

[@eltiolavara9]

Deep.

[@BEEEELEEEE]

“I can’t wait to die so god can be my girlfriend and give me back rubs forever”

[@masterq134]

The massage one was truly disturbing.

[@learr6401]

Amazing.

[@zilvoxidgod]

akaldjafkdjfklja I wasn't going to click on this until I saw it was clickhole and i'm so glad I did

[@Keelantcmmm]

10 people have not experienced the true power of god

[@Nalhirrim]

You killed my boy! YOU KILLED MY BOY!

[@CaleBoi-zg6uz]

I always thought the God problem on the 2002 Oscars was scripted, but it turns out it wasn’t. I guess you learn something new every day

[@tylerdavis8772]

So powerful

[@coronavirus3952]

"After I was executed for treason"... Marie Antoinette? Is that you?

[@PORCHMANKEY]

I started believing in god the animal after he bit me with his sharp fangs.

[@DylanKarbo]

This is my favorite comment

[@KittenKoder]

That was brilliant.

[@cuboidbirdsgaming1100]

Hell YES ANOTHER SAM O’NELLA!!!

[@Deinomimus]

Inspiring stuff.

[@lplates8978]

Inspired me

[@Michael-hw5wk]

After he smote all of my enemies, put $1 million in my bank account, and returned my beloved Kota from the dead.

[@twanger6857]

This humor is fucking great.

[@samcostley7108]

You killed my boi!

[@titanslayer492]

... and then I ate the apricot

[@logasimpso8274]

I. REALLY want to see “A fish called Wanda”

[@stephankromin6134]

Why isn't this channel more popular? Oh yea then it wouldn't be as good

[@wilfordgrimley4339]

R/gatekeeper

[@half-death8095]

I never did drugs or anything like that but i think i would never get to experience something like this

[@pie4]

I feel like the scripts for these videos are either partially made by kids on acid, or every 4 words you insert a random word

[@RoryRose_]

better lesbian rep than most pop media

[@midulbora3788]

This video and comments are of another dimensions😱

[@rikafurude6275]

For me, it was when I saw a big bag of laundry roll into my barn. That’s when I started believing in God, The Animal.

[@ShoehatProductions]

I remember that Oscars fondly

[@RogerBaxely]

This is why I know God the animal exists.

[@lucawkaminski]

I can’t wait to die so that god can be my girlfriend and give me back rubs forever

[@bully3808]

The moment Ferdinand Magellan realized there was no god ... "The Church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church."

[@TVIDS123]

Swear the 3rd person is Susan Wojcicki

[@MonaLisa-mp2tj]

Fuuuckkk i thought this was smthn real. Should’ve known better

[@thatlemonguy1107]

What made me believe in god is that one time when I was a teen and saw this bearded man in a white robe. At least I think it was a beard. He also put on a pointy hood and then pointed at his golden cross and said “THIS IS MY SYMBOL!”. I think I recognized him as my football coach when he ripped off the robe revealing his penis. My football coach was a weird guy though, he used to put bananas up our asses in our sleep that we would take out when we woke up- OH NO LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!

[@ES-wy2xj]

don't do drugs, kids

[@coronavirus3952]

Der Eskapist why not? I wanna eat Jesus toast.

[@Fosterrr46]

It Was INSPPPPPIRRRRINGGGGGGG!