Watch These People Explain What It’s Like To Be In A Long-Distance Relationship

[@happsider]

Mailing cats is the cornerstone to any long-distance relationship.

[@thehonestorange713]

Oh jeez I've been mailing dogs. Can I fix this by finding a cat or is my relationship ruined?

[@pugassassin5591]

@@thehonestorange713 u blew it

[@thehonestorange713]

@@pugassassin5591 damn

[@pugassassin5591]

@@thehonestorange713 sorry.

[@thehonestorange713]

@@pugassassin5591 it's for the best

[@Thrifty032781]

What I like about these Clickhole videos is that after watching it, KZbin's suggested videos include the Buzzfeed video it's spoofing.

[@rdecredico]

Word matches in the algorithm.

[@guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272]

I thought Buzzfeed was parodying the Clickhole videos.

[@rachelwharton4245]

Lmao KZbin has learned better than to recommend Buzz feed to me

[@Naokarma]

@@guywhousesapseudonymonyout4272 Sadly, that'd make too much sense.

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

Wait I need to know what video is it

[@DeathnoteBB]

Wheel = 2n + 1

[@aaronfilibeck1794]

DeathnoteBB actually it would be WheelOfFeeling = 2n + 1

[@Deinomimus]

@@aaronfilibeck1794 It's enough to make a man think.

[@bd8d223]

It's just math, it always works

[@tori-vi6ml]

It actually works tho

[@卄乇几卂丨爪卂丂乇尺]

As Tod Howard once said “it just works”

[@billvolk4236]

"It's not ideal, but Crash wasn't an ideal movie, and that still won Best Picture" will probably creep into my vocabulary now.

[@bwinston4633]

Why is everyone sleeping on "The way it works is, however many couples you're with times 2 plus 1 is the number wheel you feel like" that's fucking hilarious

[@AustinPrice184]

because the idea that you're not both looking at a computer screen but that one of you is actually the computer is way too funny to get off of.

[@yourewrong154]

Let n be number of couples. Wheel = (n * 2) + 1

[@xennial_miracle]

Sure, everyone SAYS they want to be the computer, but this video doesn't even go into how if you're the last person to be the computer before you move in together, then you must remain the computer forever, with all that you once felt with true human emotion begin reduced to the cold unforgiving emptiness that is binary signal data.

[@jamietaylor8663]

This took a dark turn...I love being the computer once and a while it's like lol here I go again!

[@EM-qz1ed]

@@jamietaylor8663 What does, that mean.

[@EM-qz1ed]

I am like, so confused.

[@cameroncope7596]

Being the computer forever is ideal. The flesh is weak. Praise the omnissiah

[@ralek592]

@@cameroncope7596 Yeah flesh is weak but needing to be plugged to electricity at all times and sitting in one place 24/7 unless with the help of something or someone that might drop you and eternally incapacitate you sounds even weaker TBH.

[@newecreator]

Dammit dude stop leaving your child in SPAIN!

[@mark9294]

Newecreator hey, Spain is nice

[@sloth-gaming]

I left mine in southern Portugal

[@bigfish3846]

Relax it’s fine just give him £10000 teach him the cities and the bus routes and when you come back he is running a tea shop in Bilbao (Edit I was left in northern Serbia and raised by travelers from Estonia so it’s not 100% that will happen)

[@VonHohlochzenburg]

@@sloth-gaming The Alentejo or the Algarve?

[@PolyphonicPress]

Truly inspiring. These tears are real. I hope someday to be the computer on a Skype date.

[@brodied.6230]

"It's just math, it works every time." - Todd Howard on Fallout 76's outdated engine

[@xavienjones6039]

zinaal kriid accurate

[@IsaacOrson]

I know right! like... What IS my name?

[@asisin2]

Like what is my ACTUAL name? I DONT KNOW

[@-ahvilable-6654]

I don't know my NAME

[@geekjokes8458]

I guess its the "4 years ago" to the side of your profile pic... i mean, there some other stuff there but i dont... i dont think thats it

[@burblethewhale624]

Irson Osaac

[@PurpleMetal75]

Francis?

[@samuelfelty]

Here's the formula for anyone interested in taking notes for which wheel you feel like when hanging out with other couples during a long distance relationship for anyone interested: y = 2x + 1 Where y = the nb of wheel you feel like and x = The amt of couples you're hanging out with Simple maths, really.

[@jebidahkosaquito2394]

is that hila?

[@royvivat113]

Jebidah Kosaquito Hila has an Israeli accent

[@idiot030]

Jebidah Kosaquito I thought the same thing

[@sarabeth641]

Also kinda looks like the Britney who used to hang out with Shane Dawson. Sounds a bit like her too

[@25kirtan]

Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BltchErica]

Jebidah Kosaquito She looks like Ethan's mom.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Good to see a channel that uploads an actual informative, serious video on April first.

[@thatgirl5764]

Imagine not knowing any English and watching Quickel videos and thinking that they’re all really sweet and sincere or interesting and in reality it’s just this

[@ItsJustonian]

Not even gonna lie, I love every single Click Hole video, including this one, but I'm in kind of a long distance relationship and it actually kind of made me sad. Why does click hole cause real emotions?

[@dramamine755]

Well you guys probably broke up by now

[@TheRealArya]

@@dramamine755 Lol man that's harsh

[@Dunamus]

Can we get some closure here please?

[@BubbleBlowingBanana]

Shinichi Kudo But its probably true. I once had one, but it was getting difficult paying for post it notes that consisted of numerical formulas and mailing them when my phone needed charging. It was costing me at least 60 sticks a day, and thats not including the saliva fee on the envelopes. Never again

[@TheRealArya]

@@BubbleBlowingBanana That's some heavy investment, but you just should've done what I did - I took two paper cups and a string, and I made the string long enough to connect them across the ocean and we talked through the paper cups whenever we wanted. It's cheap and efficient, and I didn't have to pay for the extra ocean noises that you get for phones, it was all natural baby

[@canadadry5449]

This doesn't even answer the most important question. What is my name?

[@jesuschrist6116]

I watched this before I knew clickhole was satirical in an advanced way

[@jonahsoldier9736]

Be careful, I think your actors were starting to become self aware near the end of the video. You should fix this as soon as possible

[@briellewebb1321]

I have a suspicion that the man and the woman who are by themselves are actually a couple and they’re doing long distance in the video

[@petitio_principii]

In order to not feel like a third wheel when having dates with other couples, the trick is to date also other LDR couples, all online.

[@elliemecale9321]

damn poor hila from h3h3

[@leightonpetty4817]

For those who were confused, Wheel Number = 2n+1

[@DylanKartWii]

Sometimes I feel like these videos are too deep for even me to understand

[@RonWolfHowl]

Even a genius such as you? 😜

[@ralek592]

@@RonWolfHowl The great Dylan has a mighty compartment for knowledge I'll have you know

[@benkrauss5041]

What is being the computer?

[@scarefish6689]

The Crash argument works every time.

[@cowboycurtis4944]

That joke about Crash tho

[@k-leb4671]

"What's it like being in a long-distance relationship? Well firstly, I cheat on her all the time, so jot that down."

[@wx7fm]

This is a masterpiece of slowly descending into insanity

[@AustinPrice184]

slowly? The fourth line of the video was "long distance for a year, lived together 3 months, long distance for ten years, and now we live on different floors on the same building" and they dont look any older than 25 it was batshit from the get go

[@wx7fm]

@@AustinPrice184 Exactly! It waited till the forth line to say something weird, but even then it sounds like a normal line until you think about it! Then the next two line sounds like they could be joking

[@AustinPrice184]

@@wx7fm I guess I just wouldnt consider 4 lines in to be slow when you're going from 0 to 100.

[@TheZooropaBaby]

Dammit that guy stayed in the hotel and bribed sex phantom

[@DumbCnt]

HILA?!

[@gavinthroop2839]

I didn’t realize this was a click hole video for way too long

[@sirsnootofboopington6693]

The last part made me have an identity crisis. Thanks, clickhole!

[@vegetable1495]

Hila Klein really be vibin in this one

[@TORLBC]

The girl in red does look like Hila from H3H3 (and I could totally see this happening)

[@zacktrever1878]

What is my name!!!! I can totally relate!

[@mallorygrace1145]

i didn’t kno that this was a click hole video and i was so confused

[@aytj2073]

Wheel=n2+1 n=1×p p=1xr r=1xr+n

[@falnica]

I don't like being the computer when I Skype, but any other time is fine

[@aydenbales]

1:16 "The way it works is: however many couples you're with, double that, then add one. that's the number wheel you feel like." *Quick Mafs*

[@annaboo1946]

It would be SO amazing to finally know what my name is.

[@ermweezer]

I will always be the computer in my relationship

[@sempertern]

Was it a call for help in the end?

[@LiftedTech80]

Whats my name?

[@wakeupscott]

_we tried to have a child but we left her in spain_

[@luzziplays9559]

2 minutes into the video and i realized there's two people who's not with a partner

[@TheBdogup2]

I was once in a relationship

[@RonWolfHowl]

Eraserhead? Is that you?

[@ImpassiveCanine]

couldn't relate

[@Cracrayglitterbug]

Did you say *7th wheel* LEO FLAMIN VALDEZ IS THAT YOU

[@dontman148]

havent seen a percy jackson reference in.... ever

[@ImpassiveCanine]

*YEA BOI*

[@Entlty007]

"we tried to raise a child but we left it in spain" "we have a pet cat we mail back and forth"

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

Someone's never been Long D before

[@minerharry]

“What is my name?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???”

[@oliviastilley2838]

i’m in a long distance relationship rn and i still can’t figure out what my name is

[@loganburnette7984]

Hahaha the crash joke got me.

[@BritishEngineer]

I have been gay and a furry since the age of twelve, I might add it’s a hard and not very rewarding thing to do =w= qwq-

[@YouAwakeYet]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 What!!!??? Hahaha

[@agoniaXdunya]

What are you talking about- they are right next to each other

[@kazoo6711]

How did they get Hila in one of these videos?

[@sapointi]

1:30 - 1:50 😭😭😭

[@hydroflow2144]

why are u crying? this is run by a fake news source aka TheOnion. kids these days smh

[@tengallonjuice2486]

You need to pour beans on the webcam

[@matthewvaughn135]

Is that hila

[@warrena5515]

YES

[@aaroncutting]

wheel = 2n + 1.

[@lpawowp]

W = 2n +1

[@posysdogovych2065]

Leaving a child in Spain is something that we've all probably done, whether by accident or entirely on purpose.

[@Amanda_MayteZD]

I did not get the part of "what is my name". Can someone please explain this?

[@Fluxquark]

+Amanda Zorrilla You need to experience a long-distance relationship to understand it, but believe me, everyone asks themselves that.

[@moler512]

i experienced a ldr for 3 years, but i didnt get this?

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

None of it makes sense. That's the joke.

[@alexandret6962]

It's because when you're in a long distance relationship, you sometime don't know what your name is anymore, kinda frustrating

[@hearthshade]

Eh maybe cause you text or call each other a lot, you really don’t need to call each other by your names. It’s always “honey, dear, or ‘hey’ “

[@dead80s49]

inspiring.....

[@Birdman1point0]

Holy shit I just realized they're just describing ads about long distance relationships

[@Lucaccino17]

They're just talking about what it's like to be in a long distance relationship. They can be tricky to explain if you've never been in one yourself

[@samnye1768]

very cool

[@imguruguru1396]

0:27 Swore that was hila klien

[@meatblade]

Wait isn't that h3h3's wife.

[@laurad324]

Female couple. Girl on right is in Greys Anatomy.

[@jkops2]

What is it though? Seriously, I need to know.

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

Long distance relationships?

[@jkops2]

@@tatertatertatertatertater No, my name. What is my name?

[@tatertatertatertatertater]

@@jkops2 Oh I'm having the same problem. It's just something you've gotta sacrifice for a long distance relationship

[@RonWolfHowl]

Sometimes, you just want to be the computer™

[@General_Nothing]

It’s somehow so true.

[@imadethissoicouldcomment2549]

I don’t get the computer joke help

[@games528]

That font is from Skyrim.

[@Logan0123]

These videos are always like word soup to me - sometimes you just forget your name

[@ilili666]

Is this Hila from H3H3?

[@aesthetic_rex]

Sometimes you just want to be the computer.

[@ariaflutter9034]

i am confused.

[@vaccavo]

I don't understand two things: the "Who's gonna be the computer?" stuff and the "What is my name?" stuff. I am Brazilian, which explains it. Can somebody tell me what they mean? Thanks!

[@sweezdawg1]

That's just clickhole for you. they say a lot of stuff that makes no sense.

[@Fluxquark]

+Wyatt Swezea You have obviously never been in a long-distance relationship. Everything in this video hits home, everyone in a long distance relationship experiences these things. Clickhole is spot-on again!

[@ExiledAssassin55]

+Fluxquark That doesn't answer anything. I've been in multiple long distances relationships and I don't understand it either

[@Fluxquark]

+ExiledAssassin55 It does not sound like you have actually been in long distance relationships to me. Are you sure you were not in something else, like a coma or a pizza hut?

[@thisisnotausername]

Acho que a primeira piada refere ao fato que cada pessoa numa relação a distância pode comunicar com a outra só por meio de um aparelho. Do perspectivo da outra, a outra pessoa vive o papel do computador. O segundo é mais obscuro. Deveria tem a ver com a maneira que a gente perde o senso de identidade sem o contexto que seu parceiro fornece. (Desculpa-me se esta mensagem fosse cheio de erros. Sou gringo e não falo português como um nativo.)

[@ZectorV1]

Can confirm

[@LoydAvenheart]

0:06 Hila Klein? Huh?

[@enklaev1933]

We lesbians

[@NeckNoddin]

What the actual fuck 🤔 😂😂😂

[@chinesecabbagefarmer]

dont look at the camera

[@mrunmayeebharne3744]

Is that Hila from h3h3?????

[@shoveahamproductions2896]

What is my name

[@crunchydotnet]

W = 2n + 1

[@Michelle-ye8kg]

0:12 TEN??!

[@tyro244]

"What is my name?" Amnesia again. I know the perfect cure for that. :: rummages around or a coconut ::

[@Thrifty032781]

What's going on at 0:04? Why are they featuring two women? And where are their boyfriends?

[@bigman9905]

It's called gay

[@Thrifty032781]

@@bigman9905 I get that they're probably happy, but that still doesn't explain why their boyfriends aren't present.

[@Punkini]

Lame troll comment 2/10 try harder

[@56independent]

They're lesbians, two women in arelationship.

[@Thrifty032781]

@@Punkini I dunno. I got two bites, so it can't be that lame.

[@AlexaBellaMuerte]

I was in a long distance relationship for 4 years. Then we spent 1 year actually together and broke up hahaha. NOT WORTH IT.

[@andreaholcock8992]

This reminds me of that feel good story buzzfeed did about a polyamorous sty only for one of the sow’s lovers to brutally beat her child because it was stressing him out.

[@stevenhervey7177]

Get them out of the simulation

[@joshuaolian1245]

what is my name?

[@Leman.Russ.6thLegion]

HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOOD.

[@danielmaylett1710]

Whatismyname

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

What is my name...

[@tchedoumenou1165]

Fuck. I forgot my name too. that happens all the time!

[@davidhatesspiders8049]

Wait, what?

[@brandon1492]

LOL. double it and add 1

[@Nationaliberty]

Hily shit is that Hila?

[@EduardoM]

Oh na Na what's my name