Little Kid is too evil for Virtual Reality

[@5MadMovieMakers]

The war to end all wars

[@ogelbeh]

Haha... Right.

[@paracyclo1960]

I've actually scripted out something far too elaborate for this

[@dolsopolar]

It ended nothing...

[@maxmazur7813]

LIKE WW1

[@akkishii]

Lol battlefield 1

[@dankusnp]

Most cute villain against the most cute hero in VrChat

[@LilSloppy]

Futanari Imouto that's such a good comment

[@thesalvadorianwarrior798]

That kids childhood is becoming more awesome than any childhood. Didn't think it could be achieved on the internet.

[@tessaelyse9792]

"Everybody gather around, we're gonna talk about taxes." "Ew."

[@Aktron81]

lolololpl

[@temporalmentetonto]

If i was an adult i would say the same thing ngl

[@staciemohler4624]

5:46

[@animallover232001]

You can't run away from your problems "I can now it's VR chat"

[@smaugbr]

LOL now THIS was a great answer :D

[@thedondominicon]

R/meirl

[@BueJayDuo]

The true balance between good and evil, light and dark, yin and yang, Jordan and Cody

[@dherd]

Buejay Duo evil can never surpass good

[@eldiegollador7271]

Perfectly balanced... as all things should be.

[@malevolentthedragon]

Something about the kids in VR chat using these little little avatars is adorable

[@rainbowkitty5655]

*"EVERYONE BE QUIET I'M WATCHING LAZY TOWN!"* I love this kid we must protect him

[@silktouchpickaxe]

We protect We attacc But most importantly, We must give him the snacc that smiles bacc

[@Nyquil_Squib]

*Were are number one* *trumpet noises*

[@Shadzreal]

Rainbow Kitty LAZY TOWN IS THE BEST

[@asherhubbard7190]

*MOOD*

[@GoWoahBro]

XD

[@SplitMaw]

What do you mean evil? I only see two little angels having a tickle fight and you can't convince me otherwise.

[@karoulilliehook9825]

jordan is too pure for this world hes like a little catbug

[@jonnyman98989]

I'm not the only one who thought that WTF hahaha

[@rustthelion8270]

Its always been wankershim

[@tailpipe_pf]

1k like

[@deezy_0016]

Yo i thought the same

[@mayramorales5301]

Yeah

[@PrEaTySwEet]

“everyone gather around, we’re gonna talk about TAXES” LMAOOOO

[@mathewfoucha9923]

Everybody gangsta till a little kid start speaking enchantment table

[@josemanuelmurguia8970]

Mathew Foucha LMAO

[@Thawah]

'I used to watch it when I was 3 and 2 but now I'm 8 and 9.' WHAT HAHAHA I LOVE THIS CHILD SM

[@bisan029]

Sarah C iM a PrEtEeN

[@ClauGAnimateZ]

He's too adorable^w^ !!! Also I love Robbie rotten more then stupid Sportacus XD

[@pixelslick_old4057]

im pretty sure thats illegal

[@sharkcolla7272]

*Law and order DUHN DUHN*

[@LodieX]

I think we need a reddit called _NSFJ_ wich stands for Not Safe For Jordan

[@chatfantome5549]

We also need a sfj reddit so he can watch stuff safe for him and be happy

[@deezy_0016]

Yes

[@bri1653]

'I cant' 'I cant either' '....' 'hug?' that was so wholesome omg

[@requiemforpsyche]

Yeahhh

[@tcrofficial9673]

that part actualy made me cry a little.

[@koekiem0nster152]

Wait u play splatoon 2?

[@bri1653]

@@koekiem0nster152 yea

[@HaloWolf102]

"You can't run away from your problems" "Yes I can, it's VRChat" This is true

[@DungBeetl06]

OMG XDDDDD

[@lolguyFRL]

I read this as soon as it was playing.

[@suzbone]

That was funny to read before I saw it but him saying it while fucking right off on a train was so extra lol

[@MO-vs3dg]

this was the cutest thing ever

[@rurumi-chan]

Jordan is like your bff's lil cool sibling that is actually funny and knows when to crac a joke

[@squidge4728]

Can't relate, I dont have a b-anything...

[@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw]

@@squidge4728 you may not have a b-anything but you do have a b-bigassStomach

[@squidge4728]

@@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw ...ok? I dont btw

[@thatonehandsometitan6861]

MyPussyBleeding PHAHAHAHAH

[@MyPussyBleeding-rn1mw]

@Melon Sauce I apologize for making that comment and making you read it it wasn't funny

[@gianagm]

cody and jordan's differences caused them to fight but in the end it brought them together and they made amends. we should all learn from this.

[@SheetGhostWithBones]

I cried 😭😭

[@mcdonaldfries3111]

It was a beautiful sight

[@joonebugg]

JORDAN!!! TOO INNOCENT!!!

[@imblack6953]

So ur saying argue to your parents without a reason and it will bring u guys together?

[@mcdonaldfries3111]

@@imblack6953 😂😂😂

[@TheGobbit]

Next episode: Little Kid is too balanced for VRChat

[@seqhilla]

lmao

[@zanr6943]

and he'll use thanos cat character model

[@CaptainGrue]

if people hate you live die

[@raikoedgymoto]

Live meh, die forgotten

[@UMADInc]

Little Kid is too OP for VRChat His avatar is a cat in a suit that blasts eurodance music, his online handle is Baba Yaga.

[@echoalexander72]

I almost cried at Jordan's reaction to robbie rotten's actor dying... omg... he just disappeared and he had serious sadness in his voice

[@justindecena1057]

btw that happened at 5:04

[@x.xtrusted3179]

poor kid that part was hilarious though 😂

[@mr.dickbutttheog2064]

Ngl I felt bad for laughing lmfao

[@highskiilol3151]

The villain we need but don't deserve

[@d.d8486]

@Highskii Lol true

[@pandabear3740]

TRUEEEE

[@ambismith4716]

release your inner anti-hero

[@angelstarfire]

😂😂😭👏

[@Stalloner]

...prepare for another 9/11 instead.

[@angie2989]

*i absolutely lost it when jordan screamed “nooooo!!!” because the actor that played robbie rotten died*

[@emilio-ob5kj]

Angie Apple “he went on vacation”

[@rosevans]

my eyes started tearing up bro

[@normalperson1060]

apple He didn’t die, he’s currently doing what he does best. It’s just taking him a long time ❤️

[@bug1347]

“I have no more innocence left.” “Good cause now you’re not in my heart!” BRUH I SCREAMED

[@esponied9228]

He said that and ran 😂😂 me af

[@GatorInVirtual]

I read that as he said that lmao

[@thedondominicon]

albino vibes I thought he was gonna hug him or some shit lmao

[@gad2931]

i silently let out a tiny squeal cuz its legic 1:33 rn lol

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

Cody: _tells Jordan his tragic backstory_ Jordan: *Ight Imma head out*

[@Nadielumi]

*"Alright... gather around, gather around, We're gonna talk about taxes... And why they're important"*

[@milatheretard9470]

No too spooky how about hillary clinton

[@todomon-ev3cg]

I don't believe in taxes

[@projectawesome5675]

Ryushika random acts of kindness what?

[@metagross9092]

I'm sure Yoshi would be an example on how not to handle taxes

[@gh0st6762]

Taxes are the devil

[@danychubz1112]

Jordan : if people hate you dont hate them do good die great Cody:if people hate you kill them live bad die worst

[@froggobonano]

Dawabvle: If someone hates you, stab them with an abestos covered knife and take out their kneecaps

[@chynnav5427]

Tigerman899 asbestos*

[@bedge7782]

Me: If people hate you forget they exist do eh die mediocre

[@gingeabredguy8070]

@@froggobonano 69th like

[@marbleswan6664]

Tigerman899 But politely

[@beepsparks2835]

5:25 **Jordan looks at you** Jordan: **disconnects**

[@Haxan_bm]

*_ok_*

[@jatziri5428]

He has said the last goodbye *UNTILL* somewhere at the end of the vid

[@southernfried714]

I died laughing when Jordan screamed NOOOOO LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnimatedArt-zp8ml]

Jordan: "I sometimes drink coffee on a blue moon" Syrmor: "You sometimes drink coffee? I don't even drink coffee" Jordan: " *leans in close* "it's decaf don't worry"

[@rudebwoyjunglist]

That was too good!!😂😂

[@buzzybeez204]

“Robie Rotten’s actor died a few weeks ago” **unholy screeching**

[@narnieism]

You mean, ***holy screeching***

[@lore6705]

I joined in with that screeching

[@CosmosTheMouse]

The death of Stefan Karl caused Jordan's innocence and corruption to split, creating Pumped Up Licks.

[@kuyarobert]

C0sm0sTheM0use i like where this is going

[@hendrasimmons8848]

Syrmore done this.

[@AlexanderOz]

Deeper lore than Dark souls

[@baumannalex2687]

Somebody fanfiction this shit please haha

[@RhetoricalSyndicate]

OMG, you're so right

[@julianjimsa8195]

Jordan: Lawful Good Cody: Chaotic Evil

[@i_dont_know3053]

Jorden: Live Good, Die Good Cody: *LIVE BAD DIE WORSE*

[@bustdooms2638]

7:01 if you could tell anything to the world what would it be. "If someone hates you, kill them. Live bad, Die worse." A quote of true wisdom.

[@spowden]

@Poke Gamerz no,the boy that says to do bad is cody,jordan is the good boi

[@Lunar612]

I think he tried to dab

[@todorokinoodles2468]

"Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr Krabs is in their! Standing at his connsession! plotting his oppression!" I actually died at that part

[@SyerasSanctum]

there*

[@homestuckdubs]

they're*

[@bearservetea-9532]

Jordan= Angel Pumped up lick= adorable demon

[@mx-mongoose9261]

I think his name was Cody

[@red3021]

Good Omens

[@Sam-vd1md]

This made me think about how the internet really can enrich the lives of kids, cody and Jordan probably lived in way different places but because of vr they were able to have a good time together like kids would, they're able to talk to adults like symour and explore a virtual world in a relatively safe environment, it's just so cool

[@totheworld5078]

I love how everyone is like "this is my son Jordan"😭

[@jeanskrrs]

YES EXACTLY

[@boca3565]

that hug at the end was too pure

[@nikballs979]

Ikr my heart died

[@PrimaryOctopus]

That whole slap fight and then hugging sequence was beautiful.

[@hollys_labyrinth9774]

Cody is literally the opposite of Jordan

[@rhys6482]

SushiFox 0106 Jordan is like the Christian guy that is like NO that everything that is wrong then Cody is the devil

[@notreallyaki9027]

They’re the opposite but alike

[@xxcosmicsakuraxx3074]

Roses are red Violets are blue on purge night... I will mark you

[@Zack-p5x]

Dark Jordan

[@rodeodoctor1]

What if they are brother.........?! CONSPIRACY!!!!!

[@undergonejohn]

syrmor: tells Jordan Robbie rotten died Jordan: NOOOOOOOOOOO O me: SMH thats nsfj

[@diaducky]

“this is scawy” Jordan is such a precious boi his parents raised him right

[@patrix4th]

The guy's enviously dumbfounded reaction to popcorn shrimp was amazing. "You had POPCORN SHRIMP? I wish I had popcorn shrimp."

[@raccoonchild]

I've never even heard of popcorn shrimp and that part cracked me up

[@AngeredIrken03]

Cody is the anti-Jordan

[@moshibunz]

“I guess, I-I’m fine with scary music if it’s like Toony” He’s so adorable

[@shenaniganz2634]

5:05 “No, what happened?” “He passed away a few weeks ago.” *_he went on vacation_*

[@catherinehigueros8142]

Shenaniganz NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@miscellaneousmedia3753]

smh, can't believe he crushed that little rad dude's dreams like that lmao

[@manu-ky4xv]

he killed jordan, guys

[@peilingpey697]

jordan whispered 'why am i even alive' almost right afterwards my dudes save the little one

[@memorbiliaa]

Jordan: NOOOOOOOO

[@clusterskullz]

*"Try me boy!"* *"Boy im dodging those bullets!"* *"EVERYONE BE QUIET I'M WATCHING LAZY TOWN!"*

[@milqtoastz]

"he passed away a few weeks ago" "noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[@melip7]

"Little kid is too evil for VRchat" Opens video with Jordan

[@SasuKev099009]

AnimatedDemon IKR LMAOSODID

[@290subscriberswithnovideos7]

Me: L I E S

[@grapesw8]

Thanos kid Thanos kid Thanos kid

[@midit20]

Grapes W8 I have you know thanosdidnothingwrong so why are you comparing him to dis boi

[@Nihyre]

“Little kid is too evil for VRchat” HAVANA OOOO NA NA

[@asher3583]

Jordan is the purest thing in this universe.(┬┬﹏┬┬)

[@shinkaishoujo]

Angel Jordan vs. Devil Cody: the greatest battle in the history of vr

[@keyantesamuel5794]

This channel is too pure for my tainted soul

[@Pimpdown24]

keyante samuel hehe “taint”

[@spicylizards4714]

Same

[@Lynvix]

what soul?

[@Thebobwil]

and my tainted hole

[@headass1574]

You have 666 likes so that says alot

[@lordexohunter558]

Jordan embodied the internet's reaction to the passing of Robbie Rotten.

[@lecharroper1646]

@iris hahaha fuck face I made it 667 we only allow God in this comment section

[@lecharroper1646]

@@malavbhatt1053 good job

[@DungBeetl06]

Cody: “all my innocence has been drained out of me” Jordan: “good cause now your not in my heart” Cody: *GAME OVER*

[@kitkat7095]

"Live bad, die worse."

[@emilkroogle9200]

Live bad*

[@Piffle57]

1000th like

[@AdicitoInChains]

Well, i need that t-shirt too

[@N2Deep00]

"People died when they get killed" Anime

[@dazedanimates]

9:14 THESE ARE THE CUTEST SECONDS I’VE WITNESSED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[@averagejohn47]

IT'S DECAF, DON'T WORRY I love that kid

[@tessaelyse9792]

"Everyone Hamake him." That is one cultured child

[@Soggymentos]

"it's decaf, don't worry." Best line

[@saygfoodbwhikq2987]

Cody and Jordan have reached a new level of precious

[@TheCoolCookieCat]

"The guy who played Robbie Rotten died a few weeks ago" Shreaking *NOOOOOOOOOOO*

[@TheCoolCookieCat]

How did I get so many likes 😂

[@leafmilj]

waiit did he really????

[@TheCoolCookieCat]

@@leafmilj yes 😢

[@clairenime]

yeah...It still hurts. He was number 1.

[@el6288]

5:26 you can see the pain in his eyes

[@insevered2730]

Bruh he’s an angel cat in vr chat what the heck are you talking about

[@suzbone]

his grief is enough to make a cute popping sound actually SADD :(

[@fantashi1782]

syrmor sounds like a perfect guy for a kindergarden teacher, babysitter or child care

[@IC3XR]

“DO GOOD, DIE GREAT” I live by these words

[@mclosingit3699]

DEREK GERARD?!

[@simpforgorillaz649]

d e r e k g e r a r d

[@frauleinzuckerguss1906]

"You can't run away from your problems Pumped Up Licks." "I can now, it's VRChat!"

[@DToTheB]

jordans gives me about 0.5 percent hope for humanity

[@bryrinpedroncelli9362]

Same but 200%

[@fernandochirinos1441]

*devil leaves the chat*

[@zacherybryant3692]

Dose that stack, will your heart grow 0.5% larger each time we play it? Is there hope for humanity yet

[@souncivilizeddaily2917]

this seems like a episode of adventure time or something

[@ectoplasmic5789]

yep

[@youre_totally_right_but_]

IKR ITS SO WHOLESOME

[@cielandsebastian5]

Yo these kids are funnier than anyone I’ve ever met, they’re so adorable.😂😂

[@feature3292]

Jordan is the most wholesome person in this world.

[@dev1n]

Two of the strongest minds in all of VRchat

[@xRushxProductionsx]

I’m so happy people treat Jordan so good on vrchat

[@laughingmadcap]

Jordan and anti Jordan will save us from Thanos

[@Bobrtie]

Molly Quinn perfect

[@androgynous_artist]

The end legit made me cry from cuteness like wtf???

[@sandylynnhomegarden]

Live bad, die worse. -Jordan 2

[@DecemberSun11]

*Cody

[@TwiliPri1]

Anti-jordan

[@eclipsedlife3114]

Omg. You don't know his name? It's Cosy and just to let you know It's pumped up licks.

[@gigantesca1742]

@@eclipsedlife3114 Omg he is CODY

[@kayden9052]

Jordan: god Cody: *SATAN*

[@channelnolongerinuse7148]

Cody and Jordan are the two most powerful beings in the universe

[@raddicide]

"Do good die great" - Jordan" "Do bad die worse" - Cody also Syrmor keep up the great work!

[@BrandonKing.]

Jordan makes it incredibly difficult to not like him. So kind. people like Jordan in the world make it a good place to live

[@AutotunePanda]

Lol "now I'm 8 and 9" which Is it ? 😂

[@sabino-_-4271]

89 :v

[@AutotunePanda]

Bruh 😱

[@Pandahhhhhhhh]

89 using a lil kid sound board

[@lillyhong7819]

Probably means 8 and a half or something like that lol

[@Vuskenicht]

Autotune Panda, both.

[@lilacangel1275]

Jordan’s Havana cover made me almost cry , hes such a sweetheart

[@FF-zw4tv]

Mandy !! He honestly has good vocals lol.

[@charleycacdac1136]

You have 666 likes God bless your soul

[@bellenesatan]

Timestamp plEASE I NEED THIS ON REPEAT

[@lilacangel1275]

BBGS 2 cursed, please delete

[@hannasihimi]

0:37 ohhhhhhhhh

[@dopamine5583]

Jordan: If People Hate you, Don't Hate them. Do Good, Die Great Cody: If People Hate you, Kill them. Do Bad, Die Worse.

[@Sammy_SalmonSac]

omg 666 likes!

[@mememonki3237]

I’m more like cookies

[@LedoCool1]

Why am I aligning with Cody?

[@ganbest3667]

I think I like Cody more.

[@vscogorlvlogzxxx1172]

I like Jordan more.

[@fifitoad4866]

“It’s a pretty good song” “It took me five minutes to make” -Jordan 2019

[@Sketch_E_Toons]

I wanted to put “do good die great” as my senior quote, but my mom wouldn’t let me do it. Tell Jordan he has my everlasting love and support

[@ElpSmith]

Natalie Ouimet You could have done it anyway?

[@gilsai4990]

Tell her "ya can't tell me what to do you old witch!!"

[@PersianPlatypus]

Why did your mom even have a say in your senior quote? It's YOUR senior quote...

[@jellyyellybean]

"Well he passed away a few weeks ago." "NOOOOOOOOO." THAT IS VERY NSFJ HOW DARE YOU??

[@ace-ue5ui]

not safe for Jordan??

[@pkpunchie]

@@ace-ue5ui precisely

[@auxtopseye]

We can put green m&ms in your trailer

[@CemeteryDriveClown]

And now Spongebob died....

[@SpiffSpaff]

i was just like: "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT" i was an angery boi

[@Spats2Bats]

Hearing Jordan shriek in terror at hearing the passing of Robbie Rotten broke my heart a million times over. He doesn't deserve to be sad. ;_;

[@minablackmoor9601]

Agreed! My heart shattered hearing his scream. Poor kiddo 😭

[@Spats2Bats]

I just hope he had has his parents around to console him if he did end up crying over the news (I don't blame him tho I did too). I also hope he is still able to enjoy Lazytown even with that fact over his head now. :(

[@kabhes9040]

but he deserved to know.

[@catdotcom]

@@kabhes9040 No one deserves to know bad things like this >:^

[@ciruwiruu]

The king of dumplings oi no need to be rude m'dude

[@kleboldfeierabend2519]

as someone who is 12 years old,i'm really happy to see that someone's taking their time to play vr with one of the younger people. Most people treat me mean, so thanks,for thanks for being nice!

[@StarCastersUniverse]

I love how opposite cody and jordan are. They’re like the perfect balance of each other and they end up hugging in the end and I cried 😭❤️

[@RobertoDeMundo]

...

[@localcultist]

Ohmygod I can't they're such a sweet heart 😭❤️

[@july7498]

It's like regular show

[@CodyTaylor115]

Can I have a Cody and Jordan on my shoulders at every major decision in my life?

[@supmateplaguedochere4923]

You mean as a angel and demon shoulder

[@stefanie4114]

I have no idea how i got here but this was so wholesome haha

[@neverknowsbest.]

*if that's you in the pic you're adorable uwu*

[@stefanie4114]

never knows Best awh thankss!

[@lmao.3661]

@@neverknowsbest. >>>>>>>>>>>>>

[@LordHoth_90]

Jordan: “I sometimes drink coffee.” Me: “Oh no…” Jordan: “It’s decaf, don’t worry.” Me: “Oh thank God.”

[@marcuso2507]

It's sad how wholesome channels like this don't receive the same attention that more toxic channels do

[@raccoonchild]

But every Syrmor fan is a real fan uwu

[@dariru27]

coz there are alot of bad guys than good guys.

[@lemonkirby628]

Syrmor is so good with kids it's so sweet. Him and Jordan get along so nicely it warms my heart

[@deleted3456]

Jordan reminds of the little kid from Up he's so cute

[@overtimeworker59]

bob smith it’s a joke dude, relax

[@darcgibson5099]

Overtime Worker yeah but it’s not funny and just ruins the wholesomeness or this video.

[@overtimeworker59]

Darc Gibson I understand your point but obviously this guy was kidding. Just ignore it.

[@Axel-pj9vk]

I am more cuter >:((

[@marvinulloa4438]

Wow you really saw pumped up licks grow. I'm speechless, watching this video where he is just a little kid and comparing it to your latest upload where he is much more grown up. Wow

[@AliyahEnglish]

This kid is such a sweetie! I'm so glad you all accepted him instead of bullying him. :)

[@teresasnow4726]

Who?

[@2doot]

Y'all as a group are so sweet to this kid. It honestly warms my heart. You're like the cool older brother trying to protect the kid and be nice to him, it's honestly amazing and I wish there were more players like that instead of the kind that instantly bash a child as soon as they enter.

[@wraithking3749]

Man this kid has some luck you know that :P Back in my day we kids used to get beatings from older people. True story! If you said something to an older person be it a teenager or be it an adult you bet your ass you would get some serious beatings. And tis was in a white neighbourhood in the 90's with people who earned Avarage p/m.

[@stick6797]

But gods don’t need protection

[@kacpertobiasz8312]

9:14 An accurate representation of what is happening when you have to make moral choice

[@rhager842]

This is literally the most wholesome video in KZbin, the outro makes it even better.

[@scar1582]

*Lawful good and chaotic evil excellence*

[@gavinwexler6951]

the end when jordan and cody hugged made me feel so wholesome :)

[@sentheaS]

oh yeah yeah

[@kolbo2001]

Jordan: *hums a theme* Me: That sounds really familiar. Jordan: I have Doki Doki. Me: *PTSD kicks in*

[@maks_____]

Oh my god that was my exact reaction.

[@jacqlyn04]

SAME OML

[@altalena9139]

3:28

[@jijijijijiji44]

@@altalena9139 My hero

[@adri._.]

Oh shi**

[@qtinaaa]

“live bad, die worse” claps

[@huniepop478]

"Did you know what happened to the actor of Robbie rotten?" SYMOR NO