"The Landing" in Airplane (1980)

[@Centrinario]

I just wanna tell everybody in the comment section: Good luck. We're all counting on you.

[@reconexpert_og4232]

Yoo thats not nice he ain't a dork

[@quizmaster85]

I just wanna tell everybody in this reply: Good luck. We're all counting on you.

[@Warriorking.1963]

That's fine, but don't call me Shirley!

[@mikecimerian6913]

@@Warriorking.1963 Surely!

[@laurahughes4799]

@@mikecimerian6913 Surely you must be serious lol

[@Zebred2001]

"Captain, maybe we oughta turn on the searchlights now." "No, that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

[@kayakdog121]

Best line in the movie

[@Yewtewba]

A "Dr. Strangelove" reference to be sure

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

@@Yewtewba The Untouchables, actually.

[@Yewtewba]

@@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 By the same actor too, I guess (Robert Stack was in both, it seems). Neato!

[@bmasters1981]

Yes, he was-- Robert Stack was Eliot Ness in The Untouchables (Stack did this when he was only in his 40s [he took the Ness role having turned 40 on 1/13/59, born 1/13/19]).

[@Kwaj]

Leslie Nielsen is the *Undisputed Lord* of deadpan delivery.

[@Bartonovich52]

That’s because he was a super serious B movie actor... reading a super serious B movie script (Zero Hour) with just a few things changed to make it ridiculous.

[@mikerath4377]

Should check out police squad too.

[@trevorsmith8950]

Colbert is a modern champion.

[@gregolson5532]

Benny Hill was first and a close second! LOL!

[@HerecomestheCalavera]

@@trevorsmith8950 Colbert doesn't even begin to compare with Leslie Nielsen!

[@itsjermy]

“Captain, maybe we ought to turn on the search lights now” “No. That’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do.” Lol I loving using that line whenever someone suggests I be considerate

[@Communist-Doge]

I use it a lot too. 😁

[@HouseholdDog]

I do to.

[@soflodoug]

exactly🙅🏼Dont let them know what to expect. Next time elect al sharpton as president. Back when this movie was made sharpton was in jail. Then obama let him out. Thats just what they expected.😎

[@stevenpilling5318]

Stack reverts to Elliot Ness!

[@chadh8132]

The dramatic music with it is perfect

[@Traderjoe]

For years afterward, whenever Leslie Nielsen would take a flight, he would pop into the cockpit and say I just wanted to wish you both good luck, we are all counting on you, and walk out. True story

[@antoniotula262]

Bahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeshkam]

Source?

[@santiagoarro1198]

@@jeshkam trust me bro

[@mrcritical6751]

@@jeshkam honestly I trust him with zero evidence, it sounds like something Leslie would do he was super into being goofy and weird

[@malahammer]

@@santiagoarro1198 who are you that gives us the confidence to trust an anonymous YT poster....ffs!

[@snusemcgoose1001]

"This guys all over the place, 900 ft 1300 ft, what an asshole" I'm dying 😅

[@metman84]

That’s Mike from breaking bad

[@Jase583]

@@metman84 he was also one of the bad guys in Beverley Hills Cop.

[@MrTJohnston]

Love this part! 😅

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

Timestamp

[@MrTJohnston]

@@turtlesrprettycool3379 4:50

[@JohnAckerman31]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue." Always gets me laughing so hard. This is what I love about movies from this era.

[@rivotrich7]

Unfortunately the PC Movement killed off movies like this. I guess great humor isn’t PC.

[@kevconnell5649]

Ive just watched it and had an attack of the giggles

[@rivotrich7]

I say that every Monday morning when I show up for a new work week! 😜

[@JanetStarChild]

@@rivotrich7 Don't be such a dumb-ass. What's politically incorrect about a glue-sniffing gag? Fuck me, you people just love to cry wolf.

[@rivotrich7]

FunkYeah believe me I’m not politically correct myself in any way 😄. I’m just pointing it out and in mourning now about the contemporary PC ban-hammer 😢

[@Allencartercomix]

I've watched this movie so many times, but only recently noticed the guy in the back grabbing his laundry from a dryer in the control tower scene. That's why the zucker films are so great: There are so many gags, you'll always miss one.

[@КарикатуристБатькович]

Seriously ? I've noticed that at first time I was watching this )))

[@senorkaboom]

The one gag that got me the first time was the deploying of the emergency vehicles. The ambulances and fire equipment was de rigeur, but the Sparkletts truck, cement mixer, road grader, Budweiser truck, ice cream truck and delivery van had me on the floor, I laughed so hard. And what made it funnier was the others who were along with me to see it couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard. Believe me, it is hard to explain.

[@Juliaflo]

Surely they rock after 36 years.

[@SniffyPoo]

i just saw that too, hilarious. i think the radar consoles double as clothes dryers

[@martijnvv8031]

@ Juliaflo, stop calling me shirley

[@ppmv4285]

A visual gag that always gets me is the reporters running into the phone booths and knocking it over

[@paultheaudaciousbradford6772]

Me too!

[@Chooseyourownhandle]

I never got that

[@SFAPowerhouse]

Fantastic cartoon gag!

[@ArthurHILL-xp8bv]

Zero hour! movie in November

[@defblinders9585]

And earlier one of them used an ice cream cone as a microphone. 😂

[@TheColosiss]

This movie legitimately made my parents roll on the ground laughing when I was younger. As an adult it has come full circle. Now my son looks at me with confusion... You will understand someday my boy.

[@cantcomeupwithausern]

My parents watched this with my bro and myself and I always thought it was the worst movie ever made until I watched it as an adult... What a classic!! Amazing how none of it makes any sense to a kid

[@nibvelocity]

@@cantcomeupwithausern even as an adult, it doesn't make any sense. ha ha. this is pure entertainment, just turn off your brain and strap yourself for the ride

[@amyg8249]

Just Kidding😈🤣

[@sporff]

I dunno, when I was a kid this one already one of my favorites.

[@cantcomeupwithausern]

@@sporff I was like 8 and my parents sheltered me. Pretty sure everything went right over my head

[@Trumpetjoe40]

Watching a Budweiser truck, and ice cream truck, a cement mixer and tractor going out on the runway just makes me LOL!!

[@cripplious]

trumpetjoe40 or the old Sparklettes truck

[@societygamer1894]

There was a hearse too lmao

[@williamshaw9047]

@@societygamer1894 It's a 1960 Cadillac ambulance. They didn't start using vans until the 1970s. The Ghostbusters' car, a '59 Cadillac, is another example of a hearse-style ambulance.

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

They said EVERY vehicle was to go out.

[@20Waldlaeufer02]

@Yonas Tassew they didnt use vans as *ambulance vehicles* until the 70s

[@stevedutzy7602]

This will forever be my favorite comedy film. I can't think of any other film with a higher jokes per second ratio. It's like it was made for people with short attention spans like me.

[@dayne62]

Try Blazing Saddles. hehe

[@keithjefferson2196]

Maybe naked gun

[@DarwinAlcazarArt]

Top secret was also pretty entertaining

[@robertrobinson9920]

You got that right funniest movie ever. No matter how many times that i watch it never gets old.

[@deckhead33]

dayne62 watched blazing saddles but this is way funnier

[@MegaPepsimax]

Legend has it, he still goes to the site today to tell them both good luck, they're all counting on them

[@lebbo88]

In heaven.

[@Yngvarfo]

So that's where he was during Airplane 2.

[@rfi-cryptolab4251]

That "legend has it" shit gets old, bud.

[@10293]

RFI-Crypto Lab don't be a sourpuss.

[@XeNoiseGaming]

@@rfi-cryptolab4251 Yes, legend has it that he still goes around using outdated memes.

[@nhmooytis7058]

RIP Stephen Stucker who played Johnny. “What do you make of this?” “I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl...”

[@burleyscott2910]

yeah, he is funny

[@waileeyoung7976]

Mm😢😢m. L,😊tt 5G

[@normturner4849]

I'd love to see someone make a pterodactyl out of a newspaper 🤣

[@nhmooytis7058]

@@normturner4849 don’t do origami do you?

[@normturner4849]

@NHMO OYTIS I did as a kid. What he is offering is different to the basic crane or penguin origami. His creature will flap and squawk. I'll bet his newspaper brooch will sparkle as well.🤩😊

[@hectorlopez1069]

Leslie Nielsen and peter graves died in the year of 2010. Resteasy and thank you guys for making this movie so sweet.

[@wilhelms.surell2145]

I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

[@damonopz]

All right now just listen carefully

[@spiderjeranimo4992]

I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.

[@electricman8232]

@@damonopz We should be able to see the runway at 300 feet.

[@w41duvernay]

Yeah , right in the middle of the landing. LOL!

[@jaxfang]

I just wanted to tell you good luck, we’re all counting on you.

[@derekmann2507]

Best line in the whole movie at 2:46 when talking about turning on the runway lights.....Robert Stack "No......that's just what they'll be expecting us to do" with an evil voice. Just pure ridiculousness considering they're the ones trying to help them land the plane.

[@Davey74Boy]

well, Striker and Kramer never really cared for one another both during the war and on board the TA flight. Perhaps that was revenge for his comment about hating his guts....Thanks to Elaine relaying that message to Kramer. hahahahah

[@MrJoyDevision]

ikr completely out of context evilness XD

[@thegknow]

I believe this was a reference to his role on the tv show "The Untouchables".

[@joelcampos7455]

Insaneeee R. Stack totally agree. Nooo jajajaja

[@MrMotherfuck123]

04:39

[@zekeboy24]

One of the great running gags in this is the sound of propellers playing over the shots of the outside of the airliner. Ridiculous considering it's a jet! :D

[@robertlongwill8856]

Zeke boy I have watched this movie many many times. I never realized the sound it's made by a propeller. But now I hear it

[@AverageAlien]

should've had a stuka siren too

[@kldstl]

It's based on an older film called Zero hour in which the aircraft was propeller driven.

[@shrapnel77]

over Macho Grande?

[@benr6191]

@@shrapnel77 No .. I'll never get over Macho Grande

[@wishingwell12345]

The sheer amount of comedy material packed into this one scene is incredible. It doesn't let up for one second.

[@bbsal4031]

This movie is beyond hysterical. The cheesy humor of it. So classic. Will never get tired of watching it. 🤣

[@SM-eq6uk]

I just discovered it recently and couldn’t stop laughing! It came on one night and I couldn’t stop watching!😂🤣😂

[@FrsShi-mn5mq]

I love that look like better's from jim charter 😂

[@noeldown1952]

Lloyd Bridges hanging upside down after sniffing glue with the camera panning to reveal it gets me every time. Genius.

[@rivotrich7]

Noel Down I didn’t notice until today that Lloyd was up side down then. 🤣

[@normturner4849]

That was one too many vices he restarted! No one sniffs glue anymore. 😢

[@michaelwhalen2442]

Lloyd was okay. Everybody else was upside down.

[@SofaKingShit]

How many times? It's gotten me at least six times too brother.

[@peteroscarson1188]

I never realised it until I read it , that they casted serious actors in main roles, and that made it funnier.

[@dalekdx]

Yes, as an old fart i remember watching Peter Graves star in Mission Impossible and Robert Stack star in The Untouchables. Lloyd Bridges stared in Sea Hunt, I but I only watched a couple of those.

[@rbrtlws46]

Loyd Brideges guest stared in Battlestar Galatica as comander cain

[@ecembrew]

Peter Graves went to the premiere and didn't think it was funny. Until he had seen his wife cracking up he asked her what was so funny and she told him you don't realize is that you and the other actors are the joke..

[@calito44]

I think this is an old formula in comedies. I remember seeing an interview when Don Adams said that the way he create Maxwell Smart was a serious agent that nobody told him he was in a comdy series

[@automan224]

@@dalekdx Robert Stack was Ultra Magnus

[@GabrielJ.Fontenot]

1:13 When she pulls the string and the jacket turns into a duck you can hear a woman say “isn’t that cute!” In the background

[@hollybeary]

I noticed that too for the first time ever! Lol!!

[@GalaxyJazzGirl]

LMFAO!!!

[@Rapscallion2009]

Also funny, because you don't inflate that until you're actually out of the plane. And only then in the event of a water landing.

[@CallMeMrRook]

omg..ive always been too busy laughing at the duck to notice!!!

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

@@Rapscallion2009 will Chicago is by a huge lake sooooooooo.....

[@markdevonport3274]

"Air Israel please clear the runway" That joke always makes me laugh

[@lrich8181]

America has lost its humor.@JimAllen-Persona

[@Keiji555]

At least they'd have a lot of doctors on hand, in the event of an accident. Okay, okay. Bad joke.

[@Sora_Halomon]

@JimAllen-PersonaOh my god please look around you. You are trapped in an amber stone. People have always gotten offended over stupid stuff, people will always get offended over stupid stuff. Don't role play like you're in some apocalyptic wasteland of humor you absolute crybaby.

[@kingofcards9]

I don't get it???

[@markdevonport3274]

@@kingofcards9 it's wearing a tallit, a kippah, and has a "Jewish beard"

[@goatcheese4me]

4:48 Jonathan Banks, aka Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, delivering one of the most underrated quotes from this movie full of classic one-liners.

[@algrigg9039]

Amazing!

[@coderider3022]

Noticed him too.

[@govetter]

...what an assh0le...

[@aaronjwalkerga]

Wow!

[@EitanPeles]

For one moment I thought it was Pauly Shore

[@wadesworld6250]

"He's all over the place. 900 feet up to 1300 feet...what an asshole!" Love that line.

[@TheChosennn]

Legend, Jonathan Banks.

[@Heraldo_Del_Mar]

"AUNTIE EM, UNCLE HENRY, TOTO, IT'S A TWISTER, IT'S A TWISTER!!!" 😂😂😂

[@georgecampbellvideos3517]

Johnny how about some coffee? No thanks...

[@badasshiker9637]

"Nick, Heath, Jared, there's a fire in the barn!"

[@lawrencebarry8336]

Damn! What was that actor's name? Brilliant!

[@tdogg46142]

The actor, Steven Strucker, came up with own lines. The writers gave him everyone else's lines and he came up with his.

[@stun3282]

Tomás Molina that was hilarious and it seems like many didn’t notice it

[@jeffreygoyen1309]

saw this at the movies when it first came out- the whole audience was cracking up, in hysterics...classic!

[@MrQmason]

Yeah..... you had to be there when this film first came out...... so many people left laughing........

[@divaslive6953]

Wow... that was so awesome, i guess the whole cinema room was field with laughter's and nothing but laughter's from start to finish... What a wonderful experienced. I can imagine the atmosphere full of good laughs.

[@TheBatNick2024]

Im jealous. I would have loved to see this with an audience.

[@bassinbillRC5300]

Yes too bad the recording devices like cell phone recording devices were not available back then like they are now.

[@Andrew-13579]

I know, it was like the whole theater was laughing continuously. Contrast that with the movie Platoon. Everyone coming out of the theater as if they'd just attended a funeral. ...Except for Leslie Nielsen in one of the Naked Gun movies (I think it was), LOL.

[@laneylovesyou3302]

My favorite part as a kid is when the guy says "they're coming right at us!" and then jumps out the window.🤣

[@physicscat]

Lloyd Bridges of Seinfeld Izzy Mandelbaum fame and father to The Dude in the Big Lebowski. Was also a great actor in his own right in the 50’s and 60’s.

[@titan133760]

The consequence of picking the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[@bigmaxcc]

😂😂😂

[@bigmaxcc]

@@titan133760 😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing

[@Jarod-te2bi]

Mine to!

[@richardspikman7116]

A jet plane, and yet the sound is always a prop plane. Sublime.

[@snowrocket]

It's a spoof of the serious 1950s movie "Zero Hour". They wanted to use a prop driven plane in this movie like the original, but the studio wouldn't let them. For humor and revenge, they dubbed in prop plane sounds.

[@jacobcornelius1278]

Except for when the plane comes to rest on the runway you can hear the engines spool down

[@lawrencedockery9032]

I love that he yells, "YOU'RE TOO LOW DAMN IT!".....as they're trying to land a plane

[@JP-fs4cl]

Well there really is such a thing as being too low. Aircraft typically approach the runway on a 3-degree angle to the runway, called the "glide slope". If they are below that, they could touch down short of the runway.

[@JohnnyNatrium]

Being too low has caused quite a few horrific plane crashes, especially in countries with uneven terrain.

[@DrLoverLover]

Woosh

[@esquilax5563]

I love that in a clip so full of jokes, you comment on one of the few lines that isn't a joke. It's like your brain was primed to find something funny in every single line

[@Headless_Bill]

For me it's the way he says it. I think about it almost every time somebody gives out overly enthusiastic criticism in real life.

[@Guroth]

I just want to tell you, good luck, we're all counting on you!

[@littlelflem6691]

He does that even when no one is on the plane

[@matthewbrodnitz1047]

How long does he keep doing it?

[@kleetus92]

I will, and stop calling my Shirley!

[@CairnTerrier69]

He was still saying it in “Scary Movie 3”. The audience was dying in hysterics!

[@miloradmirkovic3665]

Please tell me again, I didn't notice

[@TheHolyMongolEmpire]

No, thats just what they'd be expecting us to do hahaha best line ever

[@Partnerfrance]

JesusChrist This is one of the only gags I don't "get". Is it supposed to be a reference back to a recurring phrase on the Tv show "The Untouchables" that Stack starred in?

[@Tankeenify]

They usually say "No, thats just what they'd be expecting us to do" in movies when there are villians or enemies or what you would call them. But in this scene it's a dead serious situation where they could potentially save 100+ lives and he just says "No they expect us to save them in this way" kinda.. Also I realized your comment is 10 months old.

[@TribuneAquila]

I always die atthe hes all over the place 900, 1300...what an asshole.

[@keetahbrough]

this was the first movie to ever make me laugh out loud, rolling on the floor, as a kid. Loved it. The sketchy parts totally flew over my head, as a child. As an adult, I got to appreciate the movie in a whole new way lol.

[@yayacortes3400]

Robert Stack voice get me every time... he’s so serious and the movie is so hilarious, when he’s giving instructions to the pilot and the lady is touching him so passionately and he’s look at her like: “what the heck?” I laugh so hard 🤣😂

[@Relugus]

I can't deal with this comment right now.

[@robair67]

@@Relugus how about now?

[@hchater1019]

*Lights go out*................................Just kidding!.....*Plugs in cord* AHAAAHAA!!!!!

[@ricsanta1]

Yes -- it's a DAMN CRYING SHAME Stephen Stucker (aka "Johnny") died so young -- he was only 38 when he died from AIDS on April 13, 1986. :-(

[@1baby12bear]

Fucking dog shit! The world lost a damn funny soul.

[@Germania9]

He was the gift to humanity and then the Gods of Comedy taketh him away....

[@CamilleNadia]

That was mean. Hilarious, but mean

[@rahkinrah1963]

I pull that every now and then on a job...only on a "wet vac".

[@bigg_OOF]

"hes coming right at us!" *jumps out of window*

[@Starwindfey]

Staaaaaage Diiiiiiiiiive🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rivotrich7]

Maybe he should have quit amphetamines and sniffing glue that week after all!

[@Healthandwealth9422]

The entire time the plane sounds like a motor instead of a jet engine.

[@vionaangelia8626]

I think he's too many smell that sniffing glue?

[@camillemckenzie3235]

The best part was everyone's "Whatever" reaction.

[@meandmyEV]

This is exactly how I land every plane on Flight Simulator.

[@Koploper77]

Rich Daley AIM FOR THE NUMBERS! PUT DOWN MORE FLAPS! WATCH YOUR STALL SPEED! TOO LOW FLAPS! SINK RATE! BANK ANGLE! APPROACHING MINIMUMS

[@pawepancerz5443]

I just want to say good luck, we're counting on you.

[@lordjd2473]

Me to!

[@OKWqc]

Blog it.

[@Gotobar]

I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

[@terrorsaur599]

I love how the runway lights are connected to one small-ass plug in the watchtower.

[@martinmax1589]

Robert Stack was doing his Elliot Ness act when he said, "No, that's what they are expecting us to do!} He was great in that role!

[@raymondsteen5316]

Without a doubt

[@abalt3019]

[@Ricky_B_Zeichner]

“Where Disco lives forever.” Then the signal gets knocked down. One of the funniest lines in this movie. Anyone else found that funny? I know I did.

[@dntlss]

It was very funny, specially when one knows the story behind it.

[@boataxe4605]

Ricky Zeichner Yep, a little tribute to Steve Dahl’s disco demolition!

[@ARichardP]

Ricky Zeichner It got a big laugh when I first saw this in 1980 in the Midwest.

[@steamboatwill3.367]

Would you still found it funny if it was rock station instead?

[@DrLoverLover]

No

[@okrajoe]

Tragically, Disco in Chicago did not live forever.

[@rivotrich7]

okrajoe City of the Disco Demolition night!

[@IsiahTomas]

It was worse than Detroit.

[@moea8596]

Thanks a lot, Steve Dahl!😡

[@joe6096]

The Disco Sucks rally at Old Comiskey Park in 1979 put an end to disco forever lol

[@steamboatwill3.367]

@@joe6096 ) it didn't.

[@robbiereilly]

I remember seeing this when it came out and not wanting them to land, because it was so funny I had tears in my eyes and didn't want the film to end! And I love how the brought in so many veteran actors who were known for serious roles before like Leslie Nielsen, Pete Graves, Ken Toby (The Thing), and so very many TV actors in that plane and in the control tower. Almost everybody in this film is recognizable from something else. Genius.

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

Airplane 2

[@domainofthesun4400]

Robert Stack in a comedy!... Oops just looked it up - I thought this was his first role in a comedy after decades of seriousness - but it was his 2nd.

[@TheAnonymous-d4l]

yes robert stack was the host for Unsolved Mysteries

[@brisman1963]

Err, Lloyd Bridges anybody?

[@brucechristianson2274]

@@brisman1963 Sea Hunt late 50’s early 60’s.

[@gregwilliams1879]

Robert stack, Leslie Nielsen, and Peter Graves in the same movie. Only one word masterpiece! They are all my favorite actors of that generation and to see them all in the same movie just makes my heart warm. Mission impossible is also another great with Peter Graves and Leslie Nielsen

[@desdemonadragon653]

Robert Stack was the most awesome actors in history as well him being in "UNSOLVED MYSTERIES". We thank you from the Earth to the Heavens, Mr. Stack.

[@gieb6428]

Like Dick Clark, he never aged

[@chriswinowich4870]

I just want to tell you sir, good upload, we're all enjoying it.

[@juliajereva8912]

GJ, kid :)

[@randypanthegoatboy7114]

1:15: "Oh, isn't that cute?" Seen this movie I don't know how many times, and that's the first time I ever heard that.

[@38kenrochelle]

Too funny. Watched this movie hundreds of times and that is the first time I caught that one myself. Had to rewind a hundred times to catch up.

[@epiendless1128]

Also, I was so amused by the duck that I'm not sure if this is the first time I noticed the stupidity of lifejackets when you're over land. :-) In real-life, a friend of mine had to calm a fellow passenger who panicked over not having a lifejacket, by pointing out that none of the trip was over water..

[@m2heavyindustries378]

@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE ok boomer

[@freewill1114]

You can watch this movie 50 times, and still see something you missed before!

[@willleese8842]

Such a bizzare yet incredibly beautiful movie

[@jacobkleinsasser5658]

This movie was brilliant. Modern comedies don't even come close to this masterpiece!

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

They can't, people are too sensitive.

[@lesliegaskill650]

Very true✅

[@andrewneuvelt5172]

I'm 58 yrs old and to this day this is the funniest move I've ever seen in my life. The sequel to this was ok but doesn't hold a candle to the original. Leslie Nielsen was pure genius with his expressions, his lines and mannerisms. Every time I watch this I crack up and I've literally seen it thousands of times

[@andrewneuvelt5172]

Ive

[@andrewneuvelt5172]

I've read many comments but no one mentioned Otto. The scene where he was feeling up Julie Haggerty I think her name was. Otto even though he wasn't human was HILARIOUS!!!!!

[@Ronf465]

I love when the crazy airport employee pulls the plug on the runway landing lights.

[@mattthomas8595]

Ronf465 Possibly one of the funniest three seconds in cinematic history. Love it!

[@rivotrich7]

“Just Kidding!” 🤣🤣

[@rivotrich7]

I heard that they let him make his own comedic lines, and he nailed it!

[@rivotrich7]

Carolann Cannuli-Denton I did! We’re all individuals though.

[@richardsantalone9380]

@@rivotrich7 Ah yes, that was the late Stephen Stucker (aka "Johnny"). He was in both "Airplane!" movies. It's a DAMN CRYING SHAME his life was cut short by AIDS in April 1986 (he was only 38). ;-(

[@gingaddict]

'get into crash positions!' LOL!

[@myweightloss11928]

I love the responses of the Hari Krishnas

[@Koploper77]

Air israel, please clear the runway.

[@Davey74Boy]

I wonder how El-Al would have handled such a request?

[@Koploper77]

Davey74Boy They would say fuck you and stay on the runway

[@David-dz3ig]

yeah probably.

[@ta666ak666]

KLM would even start taking off.

[@Koploper77]

''Hold on, we don't have ATC clearance''' *Sigh* ''Go ahead, ask'' 'ATC: ''Cleared to blablablablablablablabla'' ''We're going'' Thank you KLM

[@memelesardi9497]

I picked the right week to see this movie once again...

[@mortalclown3812]

Just seeing Stack and Bridges pretty much pioneer dramatic actors' leap into farcical comedy was amazing at the time and still funny as hell today. Peter Graves, too. And Stephen Stucker left us way too soon. RIP, gentlemen.

[@geep271]

guess i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

[@Ward1706]

Geep271 He's coming right at us!

[@orbison]

(Crashes through window) AHHHHHH!

[@wandaperi]

I picked the wrong week to start listening to disco 1:18

[@clineshaunt]

The ever increasing deluge of sweat is my favorite gag of this movie.

[@artdeco64]

"He's all over the place. Nine hundred feet. Up to thirteen hundred feet. What an asshole."

[@dudemantype]

This movie is so mercilessly and shamelessly ridiculous I love it. My favourite from when I was a kid.

[@MrBooojangles]

I'm British. This has to be the funniest American film ever. There's so many gags one after the other. It's like our Carry On films. 😂 Can any of you American guys tell me if any of the main character actors are still alive or have they passed away now and were any of them in any other popular comedy shows after this film.

[@Powerranger-le4up]

A lot of the actors in it are still alive.

[@MrBooojangles]

@@Powerranger-le4up ah thanks. That's good to hear.

[@tajtandoori9076]

Most of them have passed on. This movie launched the career of Leslie Nielsen who played Dr Rumack. Check out the Naked Gun movies he starred in after this. Robert Stack was in Caddyshack. Lloyd Bridges starred in Hot Shots which is similar to Airplane.

[@Willaev]

First time watching this since becoming a pilot, and this shit cracks me up. Especially Stryker wiping the gallons of sweat pouring into his face.

[@sha11235]

They must've had hoses that were spraying out water.

[@AwesomeAngryBiker]

I'm lost as to why you feel the need to state ur a pilot

[@psychoticdaizyproductions569]

@@AwesomeAngryBiker I'm lost as to why after 2 years it took a YOU to be salty about it.

[@repeekyraidcero]

I love when I splats water in his face

[@MajorMilk_]

@@AwesomeAngryBiker Maybe try riding something other than a bike, cyclecuck

[@beachboysswiftie]

1:52 "You better leave sweetheart, you might get hurt up here" *proceeds to get hurt*

[@Lark88]

As a kid, I interpreted that scene to be that she misunderstood him and jumped out of the plane.

[@ALJ9000]

@@Lark88 Well that’s dark

[@DrLoverLover]

Yes we know

[@stepanserdyuk4589]

"Not you, Elaine, you stay"

[@acxezknightnite1377]

Johnny with his ‘just kidding....mwahahah’ is just the best line!!!

[@jayeean3890]

Still brings tears to my eyes!!! TIMELESS

[@hectorlopez1069]

I miss these actors of this movie, rest well to them that are gone.

[@LB14745]

Johnny is my favorite character. That guy was awesome!

[@captainkaos754]

Robert stack Leslie Nielsen loyd bridges. What a combo, absolute gold.

[@joe6096]

What makes this movie work is that they were previously all serious drama actors who never did comedy in their life. If you put a cast of real comedians in here, even with the same lines, I really don't think the movie would have the same impact. It's the serious tone and deadpan delivery of hilarious lines by serious actors that makes this movie such a classic.

[@floatingchimney]

Didn't anyone notice how the plane has jet engines, but it sounds like a prop one? LOL

[@RandomAmerican3000]

That's just how they made them back in the '70s.

[@kilnrecordsarchive]

Lol the brothers based Airplane on this movie: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jqG3mn-foLCknq8

[@packr72]

That’s part of the joke.

[@andrewvaldez6658]

sounds like a blimp actually lol

[@Yngvarfo]

If you've got the DVD, I suggest listening to the commentary track. They originally meant to have a prop plane like the original movie, but the studio wanted them to use a jet. So they turned it into a gag by having the jet sound like a prop. A little bit like Monty Python and the Holy Grail, where they couldn't afford horses, so they used the coconuts which became part of the lore.

[@michelpp01]

The most hilarious comedy ever! I can watch it over and over and always lmao! Absolutely brilliant!My favourite scene is at the disco dance.

[@michaelwhalen2442]

If I were John Travolta, I'd get a lawyer. As soon as I quit pissin' in my pants...

[@scoots8519]

The thing that is pure comic genius, it's a jet and they have a propeller sound track.

[@markkennedy9767]

Despite how famous the line is, Lloyd Bridge's sniffing glue line cracked me up just watching it there again.

[@pauldg837]

Still funny after almost 40 years.

[@LB14745]

Still funny after 42 years.

[@keithjefferson2196]

Yep

[@senerakturk9497]

“Surely you can’t be serious?”

[@keithjefferson2196]

@@senerakturk9497 yes im serious.......and don't call me Shirley 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@freedomring3022]

it must have killed them to hold a straight face while filming this

[@osodeanteojosyt]

That's professional acting for ya.

[@felineace9068]

Most of the actors have never been in a comedy film before which makes them have lower humor

[@jamesgilmore7955]

@@osodeanteojosyt the trick is to make the other actor lose his shit first. It's competition.

[@jamesgilmore7955]

And don't try to tell me that's not a Glow In The Dark Jesus. I've flown a Volkswagen. And don't call me Shirley.

[@KiddBloo86]

I want to see the outtakes. Lbvs

[@eeb1977]

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." LOL!!! 😀

[@davidjones3165]

I say this all the time, few people get it any more.

[@JagannadhGosala]

@@davidjones3165 We are getting old dammit! Now I understand my Grandfather, RIP.

[@o.c.g.m9426]

@@davidjones3165 Exactly me too. I'll pop into a coworkers office and say..I just want to tell you good luck we're all counting on you

[@ronleight9341]

I seen Airplane dozens of times, and many more of the 5 or 6 minute clips, and im just sure there is bunch of things I've still missed! Unmatched in comedy history!

[@yogidemis8513]

I still wish Leslie Nielsen was still with us, he was a legend!

[@kylestubbs8867]

He’s up in heaven… telling us both good luck, we’re all counting on you.

[@rosem2551]

Yeah me too he was quite an actor and quite a man. I guess he lived in my home state of Arizona for part of his later life.

[@lazyperfectionist1]

"Now arriving at Gate 8... Gate 9... Gate 10." No. I'm quite certain that plane will not be boarding any time soon.

[@Mere88]

lazyperfectionist1 and gate 14 gate 13

[@evanstonbalce9588]

Likely the plane will need to be out of service for maintenance.

[@midinerd]

Are you fuckwits blind? The plane CRASHES INTO THE GODDAMN SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN

[@fajardwisantoso6245]

but otto was boarding the plane after that...

[@TheLewistownTrainspotter8102]

@@midinerd Hey chief, I might be wrong, but I think we're flying into a mountain! This makes me feel scared of the mountain! One thing we could do is pull up and fly over the mountain. How does that sound to-

[@davebrock4463]

Still quote this move to the day. 😂 doubt they could ever make something this great again.

[@wyoboy01]

It's funny every time you get on an airplane.

[@Eyes-of-Horus]

"Airplane II" tried and was pretty good. What got me in that one is William Shatner portraying William Shatner portraying Captain Kirk.

[@geoffreyfell1549]

Surely you're not serious

[@LB14745]

This kind of movie is not allowed to be made anymore. If someone wrote a 90-minute comedy that resembles Airplane, the Hollywood censorship would cut so much of it that it would become a 3-minute skit.

[@donf3877]

@@geoffreyfell1549 Way too politically incorrect for now. By the time it made it through the woke police, it wouldn't be the least bit funny.

[@queenmoline]

Auntie Em! It's a twister! It's a twister!

[@kevinmoore3820]

What can you make of this? Oh I could make a hat ... or a brooch ... a pterodactyl - kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4aaiohvp7-Gatk

[@ricksprings]

Gets me rolling every time!!!

[@lawrencebarry8336]

Whatever happened to that guy?

[@strandededucation622]

@@lawrencebarry8336 Died from aids at 38. Sad lost to the comedic community.

[@frankharris3308]

I've seen this movie so many times but I still see a new gag every time. This is the first time I've ever noticed that the ATC saying "heading 044" is just reading how much time is left in the video game they're playing

[@Opiuth]

One of most favorite comedies. Masterpiece! Thank you God for humor!😂

[@seanpenn8611]

“Steve, I want you to get every light poured onto that field!” “Being done right now.” Lol never gets old to me.

[@danielbrown1724]

Just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you I've used that line so many times. Love it!!

[@stephenstack6885]

Assume the crash position......

[@kabir1365]

Every line in this movie is gold.

[@dcDOC19]

"I just wanna tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you"... Love it!!!

[@rolfbernerske2786]

Probably seen this movie 25 times, but just caught the call letters of the Chicago disco radio station: WZAZ Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker This movie is brilliant on so many levels...

Rolf Bernerske Wow, great catch! 👌👍😄

[@denisemayosky1955]

"Where Disco Lives Forever!" (CRASH!)

[@joe6096]

@@denisemayosky1955 This was 1980, they were spoofing the end of disco which in real life people hated by that time. As I understand it, that scene got a lot of cheers in the theaters when the movie was new.

[@MrDavey2010]

Classic comedy. Seen it so many times but every time I’m in stitches!

[@Coastiestevie]

DISCO LIVES FOREVER! *BANG!*

[@discoron77]

According to the DVD commentary that got applause during the test screening.

[@seanpenn8611]

It’s funny cause this movie was made in 1980 these people were way ahead of their time lol

[@drasticwillb]

@@seanpenn8611 If they were really ahead of their time at 7:05 after the phone bank falls somebody should say "Looks like I picked the wrong day to forget my cell phone".

[@geoffreyfell1549]

We cheered in the theater when that happened

[@oldiesmusic76]

Disco was a dying breed by 1980 anyways...

[@randymillhouse791]

"How soon can you land this plane?" "Well, I don't know." "Can you take a guess?" "Well, not for at least another two hours." "You can't take a guess for at least another two hours?"

[@adam8822]

"looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" has to be one of the greatest movie lines ever hahahahahaha 😂🤣

[@GonzoShitcock]

I want the kids in bed by 9:00. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman. No more cheese!

[@Ranger215able]

The moment I saw the Budweiser truck I knew this was a serious situation

[@AlexEssex8]

I always thought the best line was “... I can’t tell” to which the reply was”You can tell me, I’m the Captain!”

[@sagov9]

"You can tell me, I'm a doctor"

[@IsiahTomas]

Who?

[@michaelwhalen2442]

Naah... Don't call me Shirley!

[@Comkill117]

“Can you take a guess?” “Not for another 2 hours.” “You can’t take a guess for another 2 hours?”

[@MythicSuns]

missed joke opportunity: "alright, you should be able to see the runway at 300ft" *punchline*: what's it doing up there? alright so I need to work on the punchline but the pun is there.

[@anotherkat4u]

that actually not bad ~(^..)

[@calsmith1639]

I love it

[@quietcorner293]

You can write Airplane III.

[@danielcaserta7652]

brother Great dad joke line!

[@andremoreno1112]

The pieces are there.

[@CalLewisLundgren]

That is SO funny ! What a great memory when we take ourselves too serious!!!

[@Theultrazombiekiller]

One of the best gags in this movie is the consistent propeller airplane noise during cutaways... on a jet. Genius.

[@majorhawker4776]

I remember seeing this when it came out and not understanding 99 percent of the jokes. I can say that at 47 it is still one of my favorite movies of all time.

[@mca1218]

"Now arriving at gate 8....gate 9...gate 10..."

[@oldiesmusic76]

gate 22, gate 23....

[@Mere88]

Gate 14 gate 13

[@anotherkat4u]

the guy at the radar " hes all over the place....what an asshole ! " ,,,,=^oo^=,,,,

[@38kenrochelle]

mca1218 I pissed in my pants when I saw that scene in the theaters back in the day. Come to think of it. I still piss in my pants when I watch it.

[@stephengnb]

@@38kenrochelle You might want to see your urologist. ;)

[@bikeracer6045]

classic! LOVE the one-liners! and listen close! lol, jet plane, but everytime they cut to the plane, definitely prop sounds! What an awesome fliuck!

[@Comkill117]

I always loved how Johnny is the only one who seems to realize he’s in essentially a cartoon world and is just having fun with it. Meanwhile everyone else is taking it deathly serious, despite how ridiculous every scene is. This movie’s definitely one of the all time greats.

[@mission101]

There are so many good lines here but I’ll always love that “he’s all over the place. 900ft up to 1300ft. What an asshole”

[@synthpopfreak5042]

'Steve McKrosky' (Lloyd Bridges), is such a GREAT character...''Just picked the wrong week for sniffing out glue''. LMAL!!