Live: Game 5 [11.11.21] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

[@NoMoreJockeys]

Where did you think Watto's mystery location was?

[@max_oats]

well are you gonna give us clues with your face?

[@TattyBojangles81]

Your friend and mine, Zimbabwe

[@veganjackson]

Quarantine hotel

[@davidhill3595]

space

[@cdname47]

The House of Mert Aksac

[@una_10bananas]

Really cracked up at "yeah, I'm nice" really quietly from Mark

[@Rosalind-butNotThatOne]

What this video fails to capture is how long Mark spent considering Gulliver, and all the while us polygons just screaming "No! Gull, Watto! GULL!!!!!!" into the chat. Really looked like he was a goner on that one.

[@marcokilby7875]

Horne's 'service' joke was immaculate

[@simonspooner4005]

Yes, but not quite in the same class as Key's 'Which one's him?', IMHO. Still, 2 jokes in one game must be close to being a record.

[@marcokilby7875]

Has anyone else been tiding over the time with the No More Women episodes? Lovely to see how far the game has evolved with the more interesting categories, the lack of a time limit, and of course the wonderfully comforting in-jokes.

[@Aliasalpha]

That and We Need Answers, now I have the Lets Meet The Contestants song stuck in my head

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

I've watched a few of them and they really have improved the format a lot to make it more watchable. It was always a good game but it took time to make it a great show!

[@NoMoreJockeys]

Never heard of it

[@Geekism]

@@NoMoreJockeys It's like this, but slightly more commercially viable

[@andrewpwebster]

@@NoMoreJockeys I heard they were bringing it back

[@jonathanpitchfork2917]

Horne "It goes right down to the bottom" Key "They usually do" Simple, yet brilliant

[@dingdongsomethingswrong]

"A lot of things do"?

[@adamgough9333]

These three lads, and I don't say things like this lightly, are, when you really stop and have a good old think about it, in the cold light of day, when it's all said and done, all round good eggs.

[@oimwhatley]

Big "when"

[@essentialatom]

Good eggs are always round

[@BodywiseMustard]

@@essentialatom which one's 'im?

[@praalgraf]

happy no more jockeys friday to those who celebrate

[@atom_c]

I was thinking Watto was a little hard done by - being under blue light isn't the same as being blue - until I saw the last one... That's a blue Jesus however you slice it

[@Anonymouse85]

Well done Key, that balloon face joke had me in stitches lmao

[@gappy3234]

It was amazing

[@essentialatom]

"Which one's him?" - Good work from Horne to confuse Key further by holding his thumb up

[@sirsamuel12345]

I just woke up and immediately there’s an upload of No More Jockeys, and I don’t mind it at all

[@jennymahannin5142]

i've heard what you said, and I've gotta say... don't mind it

[@BodywiseMustard]

*yawn*

[@TheAppeyes]

I mean if Jesus did get on a private plane, Pontius would be his pilot.

[@ynneppenny]

This deserves more attention, I grimaced and audibly groaned.

[@ProjectFury]

Big "if"

[@hannahl8]

I find it hilarious that Key has such a fabulous head of hair & yet he is the one who wears a myriad of different wigs & hats, all of which seem to suit him! lol. I love these guys ♡♡♡

[@bdrummond7102]

Just got back from work and what a lovely surprise. This has fast become my favourite thing on the Internet, let alone this platform. Never stop.

[@lfcwilli]

Einstein, Lennon and baddiel … what a line up

[@BodywiseMustard]

,

[@anyalazor7978]

Tim actually did look really great in these pink glasses!🦩🦩

[@davidsimes1263]

Even though I watched it live, what a treat!

[@solipsismworld]

How long was the live stream? Always curious how much gets edited out

[@davidsimes1263]

@@solipsismworld it was about 3 hours if I remember correctly

[@lobecast]

Loved the twist in the Where is Watto sub-plot!

[@TannerLikesStuff]

AH - “This goes all the way down to the bottom” TK - “lot of things do” Thanks for making me spit up water at that one, Key

[@adamwiggins3041]

That category with american state names is GENIUS.

[@photographing42]

I'm very behind the times on watching these, but also currently going Ne... Yo... New York!

[@RiyaSDesai]

i do appreciate the never saw a frisbee scream

[@kdpflush]

Nice burn from Mark there. Tim appreciated it anyway.

[@laurapolly5419]

Thanks boys. Lovely stuff⭐️❤️

[@myrin265]

the absolute uproar in the live chat when watto walked on blue jesus was a sight to behold. truly a nail-biter of a game.

[@BethanyLowe8773]

No more people who pointlessly give spoilers in comments that we could have done without.

[@myrin265]

@@BethanyLowe8773 i’m sorry about that, but the game has been up for nearly a week now and people are naturally going to be talking about it in the comments after watching. there are spoilers in the comments section of every game on this channel.

[@GoggledAgog]

@@myrin265 I suggest sticking to these comment templates: "Just going to watch the video." "Watching the video now." "Just watched the video." You might wish to use: "Looking forward to the next video." But this implies that you enjoyed the present video enough to watch another - thus spoiling the upcoming feeling of enjoyment that the person who has yet to watch might not be expecting from the video. Not recommended.

[@emilybitzel7242]

This is a top episode. Super funny.

[@Willeth]

Can't believe how two-faced Horne is in some of this episode.

[@johnnyexponential7229]

As a squidgy Dolphin, I've heard what they had to say, and I'm here to tell you, I didn't mind it.

[@jonathanpitchfork2917]

"There goes Deborah Chopstix"

[@bearhustler]

FRIDAY IS SAVED ! I don't have to cry into my laptop again...

[@silsonsteve]

Lovely game, good humour and great flow.

[@julianlineham]

Awesome entertainment as always, thanks

[@kellyg358]

Smurf Christ....I'm dead. 🤣

[@chrisjohn6901]

Penelope is a bird genus in the family Cracidae consisting of a number of large turkey-like arboreal species, the typical guans. hahahaa

[@JamesCalbraith]

This is even more chaotic than usual

[@tobywilkinson6248]

"He's getting his bump on there to a large extent."

[@robertmagin4619]

"Penelope Pitstop" could have been challenged since "Pen" is a female swan

[@emmajean8631]

As someone named Emma, I really enjoyed 3:02. My new ringtone? Do people still do custom ringtones?

[@maladaptvs]

“i found this. on a path.” *drinks from it*

[@PaddyRoon7]

Key has definitely won the award for most interesting drinking apparatus. This showing will be very hard to beat.

[@Musicmakertom]

"The old, err, you know, squidgy dolphins, are going to be absolutely apoplectic about this"

[@ByteMe619]

All in all, this one is off the chain. And it is.

[@robbieedwardes1615]

Have you every thought of doing extended cuts of some of the better games?

[@robertwhitlow9628]

"Which one's him?" Bravo 👏 😄

[@marskristin]

Horne gives a good Flying Nun look here, all sincerity

[@ynneppenny]

Dobby the house elf, I thought.

[@ElazarFine]

Does anyone have a recording of the whole live event?

[@essentialatom]

Scaring the shit out of me to start (Not the mask, the top-left Horne)

[@Rateus_Johanson]

Never in a million years would I thought Mark would get caught on what he got caught on. Wow.

[@JDMeeking]

I would love for you to one time all be playing from each others house and don't mention it at all

[@oshada]

Mr. Key in that get up looks exactly like David Earl

[@IAMPLEDGE]

oddly I saw them both on the same worskshopping new material bill at the Hen and Chickens at Highbury Corner long before I knew who Key was. It was my second Gittins gig in a row where I got dragged into the action in one of his many masks. Ant, goat, I've played them all for Gittins.

[@TiffYG2133]

I low key want Mark's shirt!

[@emmafrost1210]

Did you buy it? There's a link below the line!

[@chriskaprys]

No wonder Horne didn’t hear the you’re-a-peein’ category

[@bagfaced]

2:09 Maybe "I went out stone cold" vs. "I went out to Cold Stone" would work

[@CK-ceekay]

Can someone direct me to the episode and timestamp of the "what an indictment, what an indictment, fly killer" sing-song?

[@SerendipityChild]

2:18 icecream-cussion (sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia)?

[@gregbartlett851]

I'm surprised that Mark walked when he did. That seemed really fiddly to me

[@jakedenneyfilms]

“And I did Google in ‘Reggie Kway Bald’…” “Ahh, with a ‘W’?” “Yeeaahhh…with a W…” With Key’s joy, such an underrated moment.

[@cheesescientist]

Key = Zippy Watson = George Horne = Bungle The Mouse,Loki, Pineapple Man = Rod, Jane and Freddie (Key is peak Zippy’ when he’s arguing that birds aren’t animals)

[@clink288]

Where are the games originally streamed?

[@DougieJR]

Tim was so fucking good in After Life season 3

[@leona6455]

Wonder if there's a link between 'hands off your face' and 'elbows off the table'...oh yes, its Tim Key.

[@RobHutten]

Wait, when did we become polygons?

[@barnaclefelching4079]

How had I forgotten Tim wearing job gloves during this singularity. Although there is a chance he isn't getting paid

[@emilybitzel7242]

There goes Deborah Chopsticks

[@ahab3120]

How is Singapore close to Switzerland? You gotta walk after that one. Still I love a side game. Kitchen Conversions!

[@carpevinum7412]

Is that a G for Greg on the chain round Alex’s neck?

[@carpevinum7412]

25:55

[@sweetananas2967]

Great spot! 🤣

[@twodollars4u]

Great shirts, Watto!

[@DanielJamieWilliams]

Nice to see Karl Havoc having a go.

[@nickwoolgarfilms]

There's too much shit on him.

[@ThomasGiles]

Wait... are we starting at game 5 this time? @@

[@mcstarshine]

I'd swear Alex Horne said Jean Paul Gaultier when he said Duncan Goodhew... Time to book a hearing test, I think :oP

[@barbaricviking]

Well, not knowing the word "cloche" and not having subtitles on, I went and googled it - with the wrong spelling - and well... I have regrets.

[@OthelloBoulevard]

Oh Job Gloves, you are the poison pineapple.

[@LuckyLChandler]

Which one is Duncan Goodhew!

[@MarkPentler]

Am I going mad? Where's Game 4?

[@Aliasalpha]

Live 4 was 7 months ago, the thumbnail has Horne in yellow doing a rabbit impression with his tongue out (as you do)

[@NoMoreJockeys]

There are playlists for each set - here's the Live one: kzbin.info/aero/PLH83yTVeVM_5FC9IIoaMDgrLARrgnKIkb

[@MarkPentler]

Cheers guys, woops

[@MatONeill]

Best show since Wizbit.

[@Robabyrner]

I’d argue that Jesus has been on a private jet… because he’s eeeeeeverywhere!!

[@leemartindale3149]

berlin?

[@daupomatic]

"Which one's him?"

[@timjohnson4904]

Heebie-Jesus 😂

[@valerieholt4057]

Get your best Smurf Christ and let's have a chat.

[@DAUKGinjaNinja]

Where do the livestreams get advertised / streamed? I've missed them all so far!!!

[@mariae9429]

I've seen info about it on Twitter mainly, the livestreams are on KZbin for those who get a ticket.

[@barbaricviking]

I think they give a heads-up here, on their youtube channel

[@ben1210]

Dun"CAlifornia"n Goodhew or not?

[@Khaldun1]

Why does Horne’s mask kind of look like Key? I think it’s the mouth?

[@leemartindale3149]

A spiders soul?

[@bearhustler]

When I think about I'm very like Mark Watson and have been told repeatedly

[@ynneppenny]

WOL 🦉

[@frederickgivens9261]

well thank Fuck for this.

[@alf8618]

i love you

[@Nerdagon]

i farted

[@sunkhunt9748]

NE is Nebraska, not Nevada.

[@Anonymouse85]

Nevada starts with the letters n and e as well, that was what Mark was going for. The first two letters of the name of US states.

[@sebastiandangerfield9462]

@@Anonymouse85 That’s correct - the category was the same first 2 letters, so NE is very much Nevada in that category (or, indeed, your friend and mine; Nebraska. Or, further indeed, any of the “New” states, such as New York and New Jersey)

[@sunkhunt9748]

Ah... I was making a sandwich, so had half my attention on it. I guess I now fail the course you both passed.

[@sebastiandangerfield9462]

@@sunkhunt9748 Maybe, but you have the advantage of having had a sandwich we didn’t have, so it’s not all bad. Over

[@adamwiggins3041]

It bothers me that Alex is so anti-curse words.

[@qwertyuiopdan1]

It is really sad, I am struggling to enjoy anything Alex Horne does after his comedy washing of an mp with a repugnant voting record. I honestly thought he was better than that and always enjoyed the escape from the politics of modern life his shows created and thats been utterly ruined by showing his true opinions. Really hoping I get over it. I know I will be flamed for this, but needed to get it off my chest. It has really bothered me.

[@glyndwrjohn6383]

To what are you referring?

[@qwertyuiopdan1]

@@glyndwrjohn6383 Taskmaster had an MP with an awful voting record as a guest with the intention of making her look affable and 'alright compared to the rest of them' much like what happened with another MP with an inexcusable voting record on Have I Got News For You in the late 90's and early 00's.