Set 5, Game 9 [25.03.22] - No More Jockeys with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson

No More Jockeys is a game created by Alex Horne, Tim Key and Mark Watson.
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✔ HOW TO PLAY
On each turn, players name a person plus a relevant category - that person and category are then forbidden. If you're caught naming someone who falls under any previous category, you're out of the game.
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★ PLAYERS
• Alex Horne: Taskmaster - watch on Channel 4: channel4.com/p...
• Tim Key: Mulberry - on tour: www.plosive.co...
• Mark Watson: This Can't Be It - on tour: www.markwatson...
♫ MUSIC
Karelia Suite, Op.11 (Sibelius)
► VIDEO
Alex Horne + Haiminh Le
#AlexHorne #TimKey #MarkWatson

[@NoMoreJockeys]

A-Ho, M-Wa, and T-Ke sound like they should be in a rap battle

[@bearhustler]

A rap battle ? Big Daddy Watto would crush all opposition.

[@cleomace7402]

They aren’t as good as Boggle

[@gladtobeangry]

T-ka. Hmmm... didn't he play Adolf Hitler in Jojo Rabbit?

[@natemartin9283]

But not Scroobius Pip, he's out of the music game.

[@franksimon8375]

are they not?

[@OmegaNovaB]

“Well she’s a duck Tim” is without doubt one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

[@leona6455]

I do enjoy the comments btl, I must say. Like this one. 😄

[@azathoth3700]

I've heard what you have to say, and I must say that I like it.

[@thomasthomasson2319]

I agree, and so soon after "you think he was so close to the sea that his penis was wet?"

[@oceaux2392]

A pre-game shave, a tear and chew, a Puddleduck exit. This was - when you think about it - a classic Key performance, and I didn't mind it.

[@daupomatic]

It really bothered me that he brushed his teeth and *then* began his tear and chew. Way to wreck a cinnamon roll!

[@BodywiseMustard]

Spoilers

[@TheBookChild]

Very cathartic to see Horne yell "OFF YOUR FACE!" after 2 years of tyranny of Mr. Blockhead.

[@macshordo4]

*Mr. Doughhead

[@kgpierce]

Ian Dury and the Waxheads

[@bearhustler]

It's not Tim's fault, birds are confusing animals for him

[@royal7800]

Are birds animals?

[@bearhustler]

@@royal7800 Well we know they aren't stones; they sometimes go to prison, and they sit within the grouping Animalia.

[@Aliasalpha]

Key can still do it, 6 straight wins and he's in

[@benktubes]

"it's a win-to-watto land" didn't get the appreciation it deserved either time Horne said it

[@bluejadeblue]

"She's flying!" "Well she's a duck, Tim." LOLLLL

[@oshada]

I say this all the time but the captions on these are such a pleasure

[@lksbat]

Noah definitely lived by the sea when he was living on the sea.

[@CK-ceekay]

I like to think Horne's "T.A." Zoom moniker stands for Taskmaster's Assistant.

[@J.L.Media.]

“It’s not the first time ducks have gotten you into trouble.” - Mark Watson

[@TannerLikesStuff]

I was so certain that if NMJ was titled like Taskmaster, this one would’ve been called “Tear and chew Mac” but “Can ducks fly?” is a STRONG late contender

[@jomeyer9892]

great times for key fans, cuddling dogs fans, and fans of cinnamon rolls, all of which i count myself

[@megand4222]

The composite face was a delight!

[@MB-xw1tu]

Is this the first time that, when you sit and have a really good think about it, we've seen the back of Tim's iconic sweatshirt?

[@NoukSilver]

I thought it was a D20 on the back of it. Didn't know Tim was into D&D

[@MB-xw1tu]

@@NoukSilver Same

[@leona6455]

It is iconic at this stage, isn't it? Up there with Marilyn's white dress, surely? Michael Jackson's glove? To see the back at last was a wondrous thing. What a time to be alive...

[@ColinHall]

One of the best episodes in a long time of A Few More Jockeys.

[@chriskaprys]

No Many More Jockeys

[@stroof-is-tired]

A Slight Reduction in Jockeys

[@karltaylor4731]

The highlight for me was the revelation following "What if you ram it a bit closer to your mouth?" in the cup-finger-face game.

[@volternoomi]

Two things Key considers that birds are not: Animals & flying

[@mdecola4]

i’d like to see their knitted doppelgängers play a round please

[@chriskaprys]

Wish they’d left Cat/Kat’s info in the description. That’s a rad creation. 👌

[@mwude2]

Volant was a surprisingly sticky category. Might have also applied to Nature's Chesney / the captain of industry.

[@scottbbaird]

anyone else have to check the definition of "volant"?

[@chriskaprys]

@@scottbbaird I assumed it meant something like “that which can fly; capable of flight”, but I probably should have looked it up.

[@arwenae]

When Horne mentioned a Lighthouse Keeper I immediately thought of The Lighthouse Keeper's Lunch. Loved that book to bits growing up, glad to see it get some recognition here. Also happy to see him correctly named in the category box.

[@Shift8YawnsShift8]

Horne claiming that Mesopotamia is in Greece is... Bold

[@williamnelson369]

Horne thinking that Noah was from Greece is really something. I thought he was a smart lad

[@andrewclark6228]

He was clearly from Mesopotamia, Greece; A-Ho looked it up!

[@catmannersScaryCatLady]

Very much don't mind seeing the lovely knitted boys ATL.

[@tristanhull265]

Took me a full 15 sec to get "Win to Wato Land". Anyone else as thick as I?

[@arwenae]

Took me until reading this comment 😄

[@Joshvince89]

Didn't get it until you just spelled it out for me.

[@comface]

I don't mind the middle-east being exclusively contained within a village in Greece. Good work with that research Horne!

[@TheYorkRose]

Absolutely baffling

[@KCtaskwatch]

Did anyone have Key shaving on their bingo card ??

[@chriskaprys]

Between the smiling poses and the composite face, they still picked Watto on his phone for the thumbnail. Mee-ow, kitty kitty 🐾😼

[@gryrabild]

Another duck-based devastation… Unbelievable! 🦆

[@tommyg1290]

Un-bill-ievable?

[@gryrabild]

@@tommyg1290 Yes, if you must 👏🏻

[@Hicksy810]

@@gryrabild big if

[@sackclothandashes998]

Adding ducks to the list of poisoned chalices Key plays and inevitably goes out on

[@kermitthepog7063]

Mesopotamia is in Greece? There might be a village named after it there, sure. But real Mesopotamia is in modern day Iraq, which was then part of the greek empire.

[@una_10bananas]

Was not expecting that ending

[@BudBonkerson]

Happy Friday to ATL and BTL! When I think about it, I've got to listen to the new Moin and Nosaj Thing albums but I'll be back later tonight to watch this.

[@OthelloBoulevard]

How did the challenge of "Does Fats Domino live by the sea?" not end with Fats Domino does not live anywhere.

[@BodywiseMustard]

I don't know how long they were on the ark but I'd say Noah lived by the sea whilst on the ark

[@bearhustler]

No he lived ON the sea, completely different :)

[@AxelGage]

@@bearhustler it was, when you think about it, RIGHT by the sea

[@bearhustler]

@@AxelGage I'm digging-in in the futile Key-fashion and insisting that if you think BY is the same as ON then that's a big if.

[@BodywiseMustard]

He lived on the ark which was, when you think about it, RIGHT BY THE SEA

[@yawnberg]

"Volants" is my new favorite word.

[@duxsilvae]

Ah yes, Mesopotamia, a very nice region of Greece

[@PeterCrighton]

Mesopotamia in Greece, which isn‘t particularly by the sea and also not particularly in Greece.

[@Rosalind-butNotThatOne]

Greatly appreciate the music choice at 16:28.

[@smilertheman1234]

any clue what it is?

[@Rosalind-butNotThatOne]

@@smilertheman1234 no, but it’s making a low humming noise!

[@richfrancis5251]

Can concur with the Bread By Bike recommendation.

[@musical3lottie]

5:17 awwww our cat used to absolutely love going over our shoulders like a baby. He'd often climb up if we didn't put him there immediately, and then he'd dribble with contentment on your shoulder purring away like a 2-stroke engine 😂 Very fond memories ❤

[@Stantheman848]

His name was Robert Paulson

[@VegaLupina]

25:37 I want that as a gif

[@GNGgaming36]

Is Wato on set or match point? Great game as always

[@bluepineapples7818]

Bad toothbrushing from Key, with an electric it's a case of slowly moving it from tooth to tooth, over

[@JakeMay]

Glad someone's said it

[@logancosta3110]

I'm surprised Key didn't try and argue that Fats Domino not only didn't live by the sea but didn't live anywhere

[@Kiwi-cc7ib]

Final “player out” graphic has an error

[@royal7800]

Poor Horne. Outed twice.

[@haiminh_]

Ah. Good spot. Sorry about that

[@jamesedmo18]

@@haiminh_ don't you dare apologise for anything ever Haiminh

[@royal7800]

@@haiminh_ ❤️

[@RMo16]

"new..." "..dist camps" Hahaha

[@agnieszka9806]

All BTL knows that someone. Cheers Cat Shearer!

[@catmannersScaryCatLady]

This has absolutely made my day!

[@una_10bananas]

"weird people sometimes do that"

[@NoukSilver]

I might be the ultimate thicko, but is that a picture of Lou Sanders and John Robins behind Key?

[@trishking6343]

Come on Timmy, do your best to remember the categories. Thanks gents.

[@Bboyoriginalsin]

Was the category not 'picture of them flying WITHOUT WINGS'?

[@johnj2784]

@@Bboyoriginalsin Flying without a plane, which then descended into the song I believe. The songs can get distracting for both ATL and BTL.

[@Bboyoriginalsin]

@@johnj2784 good call, just so. then yeah, Key has had an absolute quacker there

[@peterking3196]

Top drawer speed shave by Key there. I'd have had cuts all over the shop.

[@ursulageorgeson7086]

I watch this because my own friends aren't funny/horrible enough

[@JamesCalbraith]

ah yes, Mesopotamia in Greece.

[@aboycalledadam]

Safe to say “Nature’s Chesney” will occupy my brain for a long while.

[@samuelcardwell577]

I saw someone with a jacket and no top walking down the road the other day and can confirm was a weird person

[@theledge3748]

David Harbour for upside down albeit in references

[@jomoore5838]

Expected a challenge on JPD for "working with animals"...

[@NickPepper5]

When Key picks J Puddleduck, the graphic says Horne Out. Either it’s an opportunity for an appeal or a reference to something fourteen episodes ago

[@lfcwilli]

Harsh jowl comment negated by lovely shave section

[@davidrysdam902]

Incredible that even Watson, who seems to have a great deal of facts at the ready, didn't correct "Mesopotamia in the middle of Greece".

[@arcadiousgames]

Surely it's match point, not set point!

[@rickybarnard5611]

No More Jockeys is one of the only forms of entertainment that it feels good to be excluded by! haha. I am excluded because I leave closer than a mile to your friend and mine, the ocean. Yay! No more most of my town.

[@jomeyer9892]

technically “dun-dun-dun-dun-dun” is consonant, vowel, consonant, consonant, vowel

[@franksimon8375]

400 over 40k! I've this subscriber list hits 144,000 Jesus, captain of industry, will return

[@jabbawabs]

I can't believe everyone got out on the "volant " category. How hard is it to avoid people with the ability to fly?

[@vanessacee4154]

Did not see that end coming.

[@RenewedRS]

Why did Mark not fucking zoom out when looking at Fats Domino's house it is literally next to the open sea lmao

[@OldSkoolWax]

Why did Horne relocate Mesopotamia to Greece?

[@BodywiseMustard]

Can the angel Gabriel fly?

[@elizabethtrotwood8702]

4:04 I was shouting Jack Johnson!

[@praalgraf]

"nature's snooker, darts"

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

18:20 Santa has no-eyed deer? How do they know where they are flying?

[@JoQeZzZ]

When the whole world floods, everything must be sea, surely..

[@bluejadeblue]

oh loki's so sweet

[@AKAMustang]

I don't mind it.

[@julianlineham]

This and the last one have been superb. I missed the birds aren’t animals comment though!

[@premadonna]

Noah has to be top ten, surely 😂

[@markhenderson6091]

Classic Key! 😂 Category: "No more people who can fly" Key: Chooses a literal bird! 🤣

[@DarkHarlequin]

And after Horn was JUST shafted by that exact challenge 😄

[@ben1210]

It's a Voordernym if you really think about it

[@pooroldnostradamus]

12:47 I don’t mind newdist camps one bit

[@jht22222]

Trevor Noah just milling about there, Key. Hand in the air. Pick me and all that. Pick me, he says. To the void.

[@royal7800]

Lovely, that

[@markbutt9005]

I'd probably have argued that Tim Vine has met Jesus

[@solipsismworld]

My wife - who is not a native English speaker - groans every time I put NMJ on and wails "Noooo, not the Fools Show" )))

[@VonBlade]

Also, Mark, Jesus definitely fell into the initial consonant, vowel, consonant naming scheme. As does Jemima.

[@arwenae]

Category was specifically surnames, fortunately for Key.

[@marskristin]

♥️🐶 5:12

[@theopratto]

Disappointed in Alex thinking the Tigris and Euphrates are in Greece and Tim not pressing harder on Noah. Surely he wasn't dragging the ark over a mile to get it into the sea.

[@bearhustler]

Doesn't he have a classics degree ? It's not the first time I've wondered what he was taught at Cambridge.

[@drw23]

If I remember correctly the whole point of the ark was that the sea was coming to him. Didn't have to drag it anywhere. Soft launch.

[@JDNization]

Given that god flooded the Earth, I don't think Noah had to drag his boat anywhere tbh.

[@piousheart]

@@drw23 the mountain came to mohammed so to speak

[@simonlake_]

Noah lived far from the sea and as the earth flooded The Bible records the famous words of Noah's wife as she exclaimed, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

[@sarika.h]

Category Spoilers well that was a different way to start a game Timmie, rather smooth looking and fresh breath as well Diana Ross/David Copperfield no more Wikipedia entries containing ‘upside down’ Scoobius Pip no more No More Jockeys viewers Mr Blooby no more not wearing conventional tops Raymond Van Barneveld no more met Tim Vine Samuel Taylor Coleridge no more poets Mr Grinling no more within 1 mile from sea Fats Domino no more alternating consonant-vowel surnames Gabriel no more volant Mrs Father Christmas no more surname namesakes with comedians ~ volant … Horne out Alfred Wainwright no more examples of handwriting Noah no more renowned for working with animals Jemima Puddleduck no more English ~ volant … Key out Watto wins Set 5 Game 9

[@jpackerfan88]

I'm going to shave my big hanging jowls.

[@vickistephenson8708]

I wonder whether Key will retrospectively challenge that he lost that based on the on-screen titles. Horne out twice for volant!

[@Rosalind-butNotThatOne]

TRULY absurd not to walk on Noah living within a mile of the sea. He's most famous for living in a boat ON THE SEA. Good lord.

[@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077]

Was he living on the sea or was it just an extented holiday?

[@Baddroneflying]

@@rossprocter-learnenglishes1077 40 days and 40 nights, it's an extended holiday

[@alanbeavan6229]

It's about bloody time somebody played a darts player

[@mceajc]

Out for a duck!

[@thebolsta]

A wet shave on a dry face? That was hard for me to watch. I like to give the growth a good couple of minutes soaking pre shave... But I haven't changed my blade for months...

[@Joshvince89]

Some historically bad work by Horne there, looking for the famous biblical place called Mesopotamia and ending up in Greece

[@neach-brathaidh-fala]

Matt Hancock has let himself go.

[@pallsmortion4750]

I'd say more of a potato head

[@dickiemckay]

If the category was "People that can fly" then Key should have protested that the Duck was in fact a duck, not a person!

[@ProjectStickman]

Very big IF