Live PD: Size Matters (Season 3) | A&E

[@travelteam89]

I fn lost it when he said not on my car are you drunk...because thats exactly what id say 😂😂😂

[@lovetv5366]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RichPianasOilPump]

Then proceeds to find a bunch of beer in the car 😂

[@Abruhcadabruh]

Wohn Jick you tryna be funny?

[@zuestoots5176]

lol.

[@DelcoTrash]

No it's not

[@lo990]

dudeeee the camera guy just had to zoom on the condom... omg lol

[@PapaKryptoss]

It looked wet. I think he just pulled it off

[@salvadormendoza5797]

I like how no one told the tow driver about it at the end of video he just jumps right in.

[@wohnjick6991]

Why does The Rock Obama attack the whacks with his big black Obamawack up their cracks?

[@anonnomous6223]

they made someone come pick it up and drive it with the condoms everywhere XD

[@JackQuinlivan]

I thought it was a Kleenex. Lmfao!! 😂🤣

[@RipOJ32]

Shows magnum condoms half way threw then zooms in on size matters on the vehicle these camera people are the best. No one can film better then them.

[@bobsmithinson2050]

james martin *through

[@RipOJ32]

You life's so pathetic your friends get a charity tax break to hang out with you.

[@charlesdarwin6224]

@@RipOJ32 you're

[@auntiec6294]

That guy needs magnums like I need a hole in my head. NO *WAY* he can wear those without them being loose. Not an old white dude man...no way.

[@charlesdarwin6224]

@@RipOJ32 how much time do you spend on your pathetic insults?

[@deadlikemilan]

"not on my car are you drunk" 😭

[@fiercethemermaid3286]

NoLimitAntoine 424 that exact line killed me lmao

[@2snowgirl520]

I just love that cop. He’s very particular and fastidious.

[@oliviersimonneau4932]

Don’t blame him, he’s got the sexiest cruiser in the state

[@herkyj]

He was truly offended that the dude was gonna sit on his car lls.

[@raygutierrez1199]

I smell weed I’m searching the car lol

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

Now he's gotta pay thousands for an ambulance and a dui

[@tipplers3417]

And the tow

[@carlosespitia5431]

Literally thousands

[@eddynoob6799]

is it really that much?

[@nickc31648]

Eduard 09567 ambulance ride alone is around $1000

[@SlapHappy]

@@eddynoob6799 This is america

[@lyricsforlife5090]

1:08 "hey man sit on down somewhere and put your feet up. Not on my car, are you drunk?" I died watching this. 😂

[@ZactivityYT]

_runs red light_ _police chase you_ “Welp, time to put this thing to use.” _stabs leg_

[@GuerosAk47]

Zactivity wow lol 😂

[@charleyroot9298]

Hey, whatever works 😂

[@K9River]

Savage

[@leemcmullan]

hahahhaha

[@358kasey]

Huh, that's actually not a bad idea if you wanted to get out of trouble.

[@coconutsmith3579]

Cop: “I don’t know why you need so many condoms..” Me: I don’t know why he needs any condoms *at all*

[@Smurphenstein]

To stop the steering wheel getting all sticky I am picking.

[@SlapHappy]

because *he* isnt a virgin

[@Dark_Angel07]

Do you really want this guy to reproduce?

[@gordonjamesedward1639]

Just look at the title! Size matters🙃😄

[@whatthefaq6006]

Obviously prostitution. He pays women

[@bobby2pistolz854]

Why does all of Oklahoma looks like it was planned by a 54 year old playing simcity

[@DenaMarie90]

Yes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@j.zingler6735]

:D

[@SamP0rterBridges]

@Tony From Syracuse my dad

[@sophykitten2212]

I always got the impression most of the west is like that bc it came after the rest of the US and people tried to plan it out better. So the state boundaries have sharper lines and the cities are spread out and boring.

[@natalye7765]

@Tony From Syracuse That's a very specific age 😁

[@mitchravenswyck705]

This cop is my favorite ever. Every time he deals with someone he's just so over it.

[@AngelLopez-cf8mq]

Hey

[@alexaw373]

It’s cool that he has no respect for the people he’s supposed to serve.

[@awareqwx]

@@alexaw373 I mean, there's a difference between having no respect for people who are law abiding citizens and having no respect for someone doing something illegal

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

@@alexaw373 I don’t know what video you watched where he was disrespectful at all. Either think before you type something stupid or just spare us the stupidity and don’t say anything

[@davidtolman1266]

​@@alexaw373 I think I watched the wrong video. You wanna explain, son?

[@maddenwithenriqueee2628]

Someone’s losing their job 😂😂😂

[@elontusk9898]

Unless if his boss and coworkers are just like him. Something tells me that they are. You dont just hire a guy like this if you run a tight ship and care about your company.

[@stopandthink3479]

@@elontusk9898 Maybe he owns the company?

[@Jadae]

The fact that he barely had any clothes on but used chemicals an applicators license is required for, I'd say a lot of what he doesnt isnt legal. The dude is a walking warning label.

[@zachmortell5033]

He didn't he is still in employed this is my father and owns the company sadly to say lmfao

[@loknloll]

Imagine being so drunk you have to wear a safety vest.

[@tractorback76]

And multiple condoms

[@lostfound8112]

awesome name!

[@PowerhouseOriginal]

Underrated comment lol

[@jamesw288]

It is science

[@LeesaMarion]

🤭😂😂😂

[@sharksgarage8874]

those honda fits man... they're too quick!

[@sammitchell2139]

Donny?

[@kyletaylor3860]

@@sammitchell2139 Garry Muhfuckin’ Winthorpe babyy

[@jdub7651]

Race car

[@spencer9352]

@@jdub7651 right where she’s sposed to be

[@assolutomotorcorporation329]

It was easy to notice because I had one at once and it was fast man

[@checkmate5101]

Think about how dumb the average person is, then realize half of them are dumber than that. - George Carlin

[@taylorqueensbury170]

Samuel Busch the Prophet Carlin

[@tcorourke2007]

This is incorrect. "Average" is generally understood to imply the *mean* average. In order for half the people to be dumber, one would need to use the *median* value of the dataset.

[@checkmate5101]

tcorourke2007 your existence is incorrect.

[@chode-i-dis4119]

@@tcorourke2007 looks like someone just learned what mean, mode ect is.... good job bud🤦‍♂️😂

[@fartmerchant762]

It's safe to assume the 2007 in his username is his birthdate

[@AmandaB.6529]

Sit down: guy sits down on cop car! Cop: NOT ON MY CAR are you drunk!?!?!?!?😂

[@boots9658]

I mean... That trooper is just beautiful. I didn't hear a word he said, just angels singing.. 😍😆

[@boots9658]

@@abelizabeth8227 hahaha no hunny, you're not alone..is that his hand with the wedding ring on it or the EMT? jk 😝🤣🧐

[@dr12379]

Yesss!!!! He is gorgeous! I wish they would show him more.

[@jancril7505]

He is cute

[@lizelleswart1486]

I didn’t hear anything either !

[@eleonora4284]

I had to up my screen brightness to check the details 😂😂

[@MuhammadAli-jq2sn]

“ not on my car , are you drunk ?” LMAOOOO

[@tchellenunya7561]

they really need to bring Live PD back on air...It is the only television show I cared to watch!

[@RaviolistRavioli]

This guy knows how to party

[@KayciazWorld]

I feel bad for the tow guy having to sit in the car lol

[@franciscoxalamihua5734]

Kayciaz World towtruck guy got lucky found 2 new condoms 😬

[@jpl4136]

@@franciscoxalamihua5734 he was even luckier if they were his size.

[@uf9309]

He’s an exterminator and has all those condoms in his work car. And a used one on the back of his seat? 🤣😂

[@supfoo9221]

Gotta stay protected. God knows what deceases those tweakers he be picking up have.

[@ariannanicole7764]

he exterminates the babies

[@westwaylokote13]

Arianna Nicole I see what you did there .. Ha

[@iridium5122]

What's even funnier is the used condom was on top of the seat by the headrest? Like I don't even want to know how exactly that landed there and the thought that it could have been placed there is even scarier.

[@Gobirds100]

Every exterminator I've ever met was weird af. Like all them chemicals get to the brain

[@uf9309]

“Somethings weird” 😂

[@davebeals1718]

Riddle me this. Why does an exterminator need condoms? Those poor rats, skunks, raccoons, etc. At least he's wearing protection. 😂

[@stephenmiller9009]

bed bugs need love too

[@stephenmiller9009]

why else you think they're in the bed

[@ibrahimhashim2281]

Stephen Miller r/cursedcomments

[@mitchaser5159]

Dave Beals prostitution

[@biff5856]

Love it. Hilarious viewpoint.

[@WranglerSlim]

That injury was too old to be „rushing to the hospital“ for.

[@Guenter34]

"Have a seat. Not on my car! Are you drunk!?!?" 😂😂😂

[@blakefrydendall]

When they zoomed on SIZE MATTERS I lost it lmao

[@diego-ob5wu]

“Not on my car” 💀💀

[@MM-vq5xb]

I would of let him on “my car” we gotta be god humans mane always 😎

[@TheRealJay33]

Lol these live PD camera men always zooming into the good stuff

[@starshinejedi]

The person who makes the title and the cameraman deserves a raise.

[@tinicoleofficial]

1:11 - “Not on my car. Are you drunk?!”💀

[@robbie2837]

camera guy zooming on every weird stuff in the vehicle was pure video content😂

[@danieltracy7136]

“I don’t know why you need so many condoms in a work car.” A question philosophers have been asking for the ages.

[@christijerina724]

"Not on my car are you drunk?"😂😂

[@neerajsureshiyer9051]

“not on my car are you drunk?!” hahahaahha

[@2pacminion]

They finally didn’t use fake sirens

[@AyoBrandoh]

They havent since like halfway through season 2 its at least 6 months

[@kylemac394]

I look forward to these videos everyday, Thanks A&E!

[@ChollaRanch]

**every day** (Use "everyday" only adjectivally.)

[@neilawad8392]

the injury looks a few days old. and use that as an excuse for the speeding ticket.

[@debcarpenter8519]

I thought the same. Plus, if he fell into a shelter, likely he would have had more injuries.

[@Exekutioncro]

Why is it then bleeding tho

[@alexapexgod4643]

Yea probably on Thursday

[@Thornspyre81]

No, he cut himself with knife as an excuse when they pulled him. Duh, the knife was open right there in the door

[@evanmendez-perez5960]

@@Thornspyre81 it would have been gushing man. You can dried blood on his leg. That wound is older

[@Jabholt013]

I don't know about the rest of you, but when I need an ambulance I go over the speed limit

[@ChollaRanch]

I've run 110mph in light nighttime traffic with an emergency situation. A highway patrolmen pulled alongside; I lowered my window and shouted "hospital"; and he took the lead, hit his lights and siren, slowing us to 90mph to lead me all the way in. God Bless Texas.

[@coolman54061]

i mean it worked tho

[@robertoteran8938]

Cholla Ranch yeah in Florida you definitely going to jail regardless

[@robertoteran8938]

SeriousName my bad, I thought he was going 62 over the speed limit

[@ChalkyHonky]

Usually without condoms and bud light.

[@briansmith7831]

Micah is one fine officer! 😍😍

[@rauljrlara9994]

Never clicked so quick in my life . when seeing funny tittle on live PD

[@ChollaRanch]

**title** not "tittle." ROFL!

[@auntiec6294]

@@ChollaRanch Hey, nothing wrong with tittles man 😂

[@ChollaRanch]

N.B. --- a "tittle" means a very small part or else can mean a small diacritical mark. No, nothing wrong with either meaning; however, I doubt either is what Mr. Lara intended to convey. LOL :-)

[@rauljrlara9994]

@@ChollaRanch calm down english teacher

[@ChollaRanch]

FYI, Mr. Lara, I'm a Texas-New Mexico cattle rancher and, as is not uncommon, reasonably literate. Are you not aware that you can simply click on the stacked trio of dots to the right of your comment, then click Edit or Delete to correct or rewrite your misspelled posting? (No matter one's occupation, accuracy is appreciated.)

[@940james2]

hate being early cause there’s no comments to read 😂

[@Xenon255]

Then start smoking some Live PD like the rest of us.

[@DarthNero]

940. James then just comment and read your own comment so you can feel better.

[@peterbillington9547]

Original

[@mexicanfrom7thst789]

someone else posted this comment yesterday, not funny anymore.

[@mmcmmc486]

MexicanFrom7thSt hhhhhhh dead 😂😂

[@mjsv1597]

“Not on my car… are u drunk?” I would’ve done the same lmfao 😂

[@michaelmccarthy4615]

Just think of how many LivePD traffic stops never get aired to find this gem...

[@andrewmejiaa47]

You gotta love the titles of this show 🤣🤣🤣

[@LauraIsPink]

"All you can eat 5.99" count me in.

[@kaprory]

LauraIsPink especially in this area of the city, there’s a lot of places that serve stuff like that! 😂

[@jamesw288]

You single?

[@kelirae7870]

I was expecting the alcohol, the condoms were a bonus 😂😂

[@noemartinez5111]

Nice legs 😆

[@jet_lea]

The only thing dirtier than his car is his feet..

[@ronlobato1206]

It's so crazy the title of this live PD is size matters? Micah Freeman you are literally the hottest cop on live PD. You can pull me over any day...lol. Keep up the good work

[@NassiveMutts]

Dude was driving drunk so he cut his leg with his knife as a last resort to try and get out of a dui.classic 😂😂😂😂

[@elissalesse8320]

i wouldv thought that too but the wound has every sign of being SEVERAL HOURS old, which still makes his story veryy fishy

[@AngelaShiflet]

Dude had a knife right there in the door! I think he stabbed himself to try to get out of it😂

[@keatondauffing1166]

Nope. No blood on the knife, plus the wound looked a bit old.

[@Idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkee]

That was my first thought, but it was definitely not that recent of a wound, not mention how quick he calmed down once loaded in the ambulance. He knew he was screwed & used it as an excuse, smart on the cop for seeing through that awful lie. Now not only does he have to pay the DUI cost but the medical as well. 😂 Why idiots think a trip to the ER will actually get them out of arrest &/or tickets is beyond me. I'm an ER RN & know too well how the police just wait for medical clearance & then haul them off.

[@jaydawalton7451]

Who else binge watches these?

[@Neb_Raska]

Anyone new to the channel. Everybody else just waits for a new episode.

[@jaydawalton7451]

Neb Raska I’ve been watching for a while and I still watch old ones lol

[@Thornspyre81]

Oh god, you know people binge this and this stuff comment is on every video

[@UnknownUser-ff6wt]

@@jaydawalton7451 go play your roblox then.

[@jaydawalton7451]

Chris CRM sweets I already do

[@WhosDeity]

"He might be a little out of it" Well he's got a 3 inch long gash that's about a half inch deep 🤷‍♂️ you'd be pretty out of it too 😂

[@jcbbb]

no..

[@BACO1029]

Does money go to police from these videos, i mean they earned it...after I’ve seen 100 hours of live pd 😃🤘🏻

[@Cortland729]

“Not on my car, you drunk?” 😂😂😂😂

[@richiejohnson]

The money that that cop spends on having his uniforms tailored is money well spent. That is how it's done.

[@nate_k9277]

That super charger whine in the beginning 😍

[@Iloveanimals369]

I did not need to see the used condom. That car was toxic. That man is toxic!

[@maceomillions2192]

Sandra Buechner I'm sure you've seen your fair share of condoms before lol

[@iantolleshaug3016]

1:06 “I feel in a tornado shelter” 🤣

[@tjgulley]

Should have called a Lyft. That just cost him so much money. Lmao

[@moetocafe]

Police officers are doing great job! Every day.

[@ToomanyRebeccasinthechat]

"Are you drunk?" "No, I'm from Oklahoma"

[@chakamehnajd5287]

"Not on my car!" 😂I get him!

[@ro3367]

"Not on my carrr" I'm dead

[@mrmadperfect5651]

Cop is so kind to people

[@izamaria2004]

Omg where is his moustache I literally got a heart attack when I saw him without it.

[@TylerOkray]

Title guy always do the best work

[@zacthirkettle8077]

Love this video dude keep up the good effort and hard work

[@lilopp5287]

COP:Not on my car or u drunk SUBJECT: no

[@jackburton6571]

He's not drunk he's self medicating with alcohol, His Pappy taught him that WW2 remedy Medal of Honor styleZz

[@gustavo5319]

Cameraman is putting in WORK

[@brantleylott5612]

There is always that one friend who gets hurt having fun.

[@alexapexgod4643]

Or that stabs them self

[@ireallydontwtfimdoinwithmy8767]

Me

[@jdmcarboy64]

Good job blaring out those bottles I’ll never guess that blue lable.

[@br2266]

the nicest state trooper ever doesn't arrest a person, wow

[@futsalonyou4545]

I mean he had to get him medical attention first because if he didn’t they could have used that in court

[@williamwhite2113]

Those Bud Light cans are a dead giveaway. Mr. Exterminator is soon to be Mr. Ex-Exterminator lol.

[@anonemous1046]

That was weird. They thought he "might" be impaired? Just watching and listening to him one would say of course he was drinking.

[@sarahburggraf907]

Alcohol, condoms, thats a heck of a "work car"...😂

[@WWkTech]

bud light n used condoms MURICA

[@LetsGoAlready]

Techxxz Hookers USA

[@the_amazon]

😆

[@Breezywindow]

Hahahahahaha comes out with a scratch in his shin I HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!! That's the other way 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Spreadhead1013]

That’s an old wound. You can see the healing around it.

[@larryfisherman6449]

Michael Northern atleast a few hours old

[@Ivo3963]

Yes he said his leg started swelling that‘s why he got scared and rushed. Nobody said the injury is fresh

[@CreateCIT]

At the start I thought it was a scratch but that's a decent deep cut.

[@EvOxNike]

1:10 not on my car *sigh* are you drunk?!

[@thisisbs470]

This camera guy was having some fun

[@ThisHandleIsNotAvailable.]

The wound on his leg happened at least 3 hours prior to the stop. Look at the oxidized coagulation. It's a full fledged early scab inset upon the wound. Nothing he said fleshes out.

[@phiIly]

He really zoomed in on the size matters and the condom LMFAOO

[@notadog]

Clearly the dude was wasted, and just cut his leg open after the cop flipped around on him.

[@notadog]

@Tootsie Look i'm no doctor, just a dog, but the tornado shelter excuse didn't really make sense on top of the direction he was travelling.

[@CarlSW]

David doesn’t change that your initial statement is ridiculous. That’s clearly a dried wound

[@victoriasaid4027]

Hmm..I don't think he just cut it but something was fishy! The open knife in the door, the amount of beer cans and the recently used condom on the back of the seat and..going in the wrong direction..maybe an encounter with a prostitute gone wrong???

[@miabroussard7353]

“Not on my car ! Are you drunk??”😂😂

[@ericrobbins4043]

He cut himself to try and avoid a dui. Super challenging inspector gadget.

[@derricksanders1767]

Those cop cars are the coolest of kinds

[@binks1972]

Thought it was gonna be the bagel bite guy at bagel boss

[@albiononlinemillzy9990]

yeah because he needs to go to the hospital with him instead of giving him a breathalyzer on scene lmfao

[@Tiberius291]

In a male college dorm the condoms and beer wouldn't look unusual at all, in a work vehicle yes. 🍺 😂

[@MrKULVIS]

is it just me or does that wound look days old? which means its no longer an "emergency" and the "im on my way to the hospital" excuse does not apply.

[@brendangallagher5336]

Drunk with condoms and nobody mentioned he has no shoes on... what kind of “exterminator” is this? Jeez haha

[@Jitsnapping904]

He went to lay down on that car😂😂 was I the only one who thought that was funny?

[@geraldhoffman2606]

I would have done the same thing. I thought the cop was telling him to sit on the car

[@natalye7765]

It was hilarious !

[@kayleegillespie3837]

" not on my car u drunk" me😂😁

[@Derbauer]

Isint this the same officer who had the infamous "please....stop..*sigh*" traffic incident?

[@kilgorthefierce6083]

Who else cant stop watching these?

[@BraIIIn86]

All you can eat 5.99? Is it 1989??

[@VehcsB]

LMAOO WORDDD

[@Moth11]

The tow truck driver at the end having to get into that thing and drive it lol