I don’t care how many of his specials I see, I still never know where he’s gonna go and it’s hilarious.
@jackcasey70373 жыл бұрын
“Y’all I’m a comedian. You cannot hand me a loaded gun like that and not think it ain’t gonna go off at some point.” Love that!
@knxcholx4 жыл бұрын
"Well it's something new we're trying" 🤣🤣
@realPenrodPooch4 жыл бұрын
Right?? 😆😆😆
@luciddreaming91292 жыл бұрын
My Grandmother, bless her heart, was such a wonderful woman. She was so friendly. I once had a conversation with her over the phone, it was a like a 7 minute talk. Everything seemed normal. we're having a nice chat. We go to end the conversation so we're saying our goodbyes and whatnots and I say "I love you". She randomly gets sorta quiet and then finally says "I was going to ask earlier... but who is this?" That angel of a woman literally had a complete conversation for close to ten minutes with someone she didn't know and even waited until the very end to ask. She talked with me like she knew me my whole life. I had no clue she didn't know. It was just that natural of a conversation. Half the time I can't even tell a waiter what I want to eat without feeling out of place and she didn't even bat an eye at the thought she was on the phone with a possible stranger. R.I.P. Gammy Liz
@drewsmithson66655 жыл бұрын
'It'll mess up the books'.. I'm dying..haha..I'm literally crying... I needed this!
@Duvallmd5 жыл бұрын
Bill, I had the pleasure of taking ACLS from your Dad as a third-year medical student at S&W. He was a great instructor and hilarious, I was in no way surprised that his son was a comedian. I think we still have the stork drawing he did for mothers who delivered at S&W. I hope he is still doing well, and I am sure he is proud of you.
@odysseusrex59084 жыл бұрын
(Best Bill Engvall impersonation) I did not know that Smith and Wesson *had* a medical school. Kinda makes sense when you think about it though.
@Agent_Clark4 жыл бұрын
@@odysseusrex5908 and im dead
@mitchpitner32293 жыл бұрын
@Darren Duvall I'm sorry to inform you but Bill's Dad has passed away.
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
@@odysseusrex5908 lmao 😂
@saltymisfit65663 жыл бұрын
How truly awesome
@sheilapasquini62325 жыл бұрын
Love Bill and his friend Jeff Foxworthy. The kind of humor you can lisren with your family. Thank you Mr. Engvall.
@saragrant9749 Жыл бұрын
Exactly- it’s the kind of humor you can look at your family and go “guilty!”
@thecowboy96985 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine having Bill Engvall for a son? There would never be a dull moment.
@chriscarpenter33705 жыл бұрын
or a dad 😂
@thecowboy96985 жыл бұрын
@@chriscarpenter3370 - if his dad is anything like him, Bill better be getting ready for some serious Payback.
@badandy1025 жыл бұрын
Would be fun even just having him as a friend.
@michaelheath28664 жыл бұрын
Aw heck I've known guys like Bill. You think this is a well developed act, but seriously like half the guys I've known from my hometown are just the same. I can't ever hang out with them them without laughing my a** off.
@christopherbello79614 жыл бұрын
Gffrffeermo
@jeffnaslund3 жыл бұрын
Good comedy comes in all forms. Bill’s material is genius
@sharkdentures32475 жыл бұрын
I swear, most of the times I see Envall's work, I need to dry my eyes from laughing so hard!
@michellekinder3051 Жыл бұрын
When listening to him when he flew with the Thunderbirds I was laughing so hard I was in pain.
@MrEscott3575 жыл бұрын
What I would have loved to see was his precious mother's expression when her husband told the police to "Go to Hell" and hung up the phone. LoL
@Arelak5 жыл бұрын
That would have just added more fuel to a later comedy skit! HAhaha!
@vickiem6014 жыл бұрын
He probably told her, "that was YOUR son on the phone."
@joshhuskins53633 жыл бұрын
@@vickiem601 lol
@saragrant97499 ай бұрын
I also loved her “I know that get on the phone!!” bit 😂
@VivaLaDnDLogs5 жыл бұрын
"And I'm not even disguising my voice! THIS IS HIS ONLY SON TALKING TO HIM!"
@Bob42824 жыл бұрын
You know it's sad when both parents don't recognize there only son's voice.
@soccerndog37854 жыл бұрын
Oh when my mom called my dad/sister and then I started talking she couldn’t tell the difference between my sister and I since we sounded the exact same on the phone. Well to her we did.
@prestonhodge51513 жыл бұрын
🤣
@differenttakethanmost2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, not buyin’ it. 15 years ago... just now clearing the books on it?!?! But it’s a damn fine story.
@LynxSouth2 жыл бұрын
My sister and I had very different voices IRL, but on the phone, most people couldn't tell us apart. It just depends.
@lindeeabernathy21735 жыл бұрын
Why would anyone dislike this guy? He's soooo funny and if I'm in a bad mood, he gets me out of Iran's I'm laughing like crazy in no time! Keep it up!
@ThellysTheOddBod Жыл бұрын
Probably because they know that they aren't and never will be as funny as he is...... Nuff said
@barbaraburrill25502 жыл бұрын
Bill Envill is so funny. I remember long time ago telling Jokes on TV when I was a younging. Made me laugh so hard tears in my eyes. Really good comedian. Thank you Bill for all the laughs in my life.
@painthegreat5 жыл бұрын
"I know that, get on the PHONE!" Anyone else visualize their mother saying this or is it just me?
@Moonsfire624 жыл бұрын
No it's not just you....ROFLMAO
@saragrant97494 жыл бұрын
I totally imagine my mom doing that! 😂😂
@bellerain3814 жыл бұрын
Oooooohhhhhh, yeah!!! I think every mother has that tone!!
@redrazorx-233 жыл бұрын
Damn i thought i was the only one
@prestonhodge51513 жыл бұрын
🤣
@kchasehenson575 жыл бұрын
How can anybody give this video a thumbs down? I loved it and always laugh at what you come up with Bill. You are one of my favorite comedians. 💜
@ouroboris10 ай бұрын
Tears running of my eyes, snot running out of my nose... it's a running joke and I loved it.
@LadyAnuB4 жыл бұрын
"15 years later to correct your books? Who's your accountant? Gary?"
@susiephillips16713 жыл бұрын
😂😂lol
@starseed395 жыл бұрын
That's what you call Southern humor😉😂😂😂😂😂
@nadinemasteller10892 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs Bill. At this time, laughs are invaluable.
@viperrx1115 жыл бұрын
That is one of the best comedy skits I've seen thus far in life and the sad part is it touches on reality closely
@jmr1525 жыл бұрын
Bill's on KZbin. My life is complete now. ❤️
@lanamartin25403 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Engvall! Absolutely hilarious!!!
@lynn81013 жыл бұрын
We love to watch bill cause he is down to earth and funny we will keep him close to our heart we love you all❤❤
@vh63073 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Bill's father keeps making sense of the WHOLE thing!!😂😅
@NVConservative5 жыл бұрын
And the one dislike was from Bill's dad. 🤣🤣🤣
@ladym23985 жыл бұрын
Riiight 🤣🤣🤣
@YamatoCharm5 жыл бұрын
Given Engvall Sr passed away last year.
@bayoustormryder38235 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@billwesseldine18095 жыл бұрын
@@bayoustormryder3823 ttb ttb
@markbedway17874 жыл бұрын
Route 189 Productions his wife probably killed him opps
@spikejr3113jr3 жыл бұрын
“am not disguising my voice” got me laughing damn near pissed my self.
@kathyelliott60518 ай бұрын
Yup
@karirose35135 жыл бұрын
I live for these jokes. To be able to play that off you have to be an evil genius.
@Harvest19664 жыл бұрын
Bill, that was priceless!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gusmoore7678 Жыл бұрын
Love Y’all Bigtime Brother Bill
@2lilangelwingz5 жыл бұрын
I about died. Apparently they had meals on wheels meal for lunch that day. They said they were late not that they didnt come !! This guy is so funny been watching him for years and it never gets old. This is a true Icon in the comedy community right there. Absolutely legend!!!
@melissasalisbury44893 жыл бұрын
I like how he laughs at himself
@joannp58065 жыл бұрын
Bill can make every day situations so funny!!
@live_chimney Жыл бұрын
This dude shattered my rib cage "well that sounds right to me"🤣🤣🙇🏿♂️🙇🏿♂️🇰🇪
@bigcountryvet59845 жыл бұрын
Thanks Bill. I'm from Austin. I'll be 70 on the fourth. Georgetown is not a small town any more. When I was growing up It still wasn't that small. I guess you are comparing it to L.A. Keep up your great comedy.
@RagtopRoads5 жыл бұрын
My favorite comic of all time.
@RiiConnaissance5 жыл бұрын
Played this in the car for my husband over Bluetooth on the way to my mother-in-law's. Had my three year old with us. Bill got to the end of his delivery, "Go to HELL!" and my son burst out, "No, go to Grandma's!" My husband and I guffawed for three minutes straight...and then the kid started telling us "Stop laughing! It's not funny!" 🤣
@kjellringstrom62174 жыл бұрын
Mother in laws, or hell, some times there´s no difference. lol
@knxcholx4 жыл бұрын
That's too great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaellorilemond16314 жыл бұрын
That is hilarious!!!!
@motherofbears41592 жыл бұрын
After watching more than once I am still laughing my butt off and fluid is leaking out of my eyes. An extremely funny man. Bless you Mr. Engvall!! 🤣🤣
@MasterAnakinSkyWalker7 ай бұрын
This will always be hilarious. Bill successfully pranked his father without disguising his voice. That's hilarious.
@barbaracarballo28535 жыл бұрын
OMG!! I nearly wet myself laughing so hard. You are the best
@steveclark42915 жыл бұрын
Oh my sides are hurting so bad from laughing ! Thank you as I needed something to brighten my day ! Thank you again !
@marciawhite6925 жыл бұрын
Here's one more thing to brighten your day 😀🤗
@steveclark42915 жыл бұрын
@@marciawhite692 well thank you !
@Name-kd5jj5 жыл бұрын
He made everyone laugh without using a single dirty joke. That's rare these days.
@juliebryant64385 жыл бұрын
Very true! You can share his videos with anyone and they won't get offended.
@amandahibbs36905 жыл бұрын
Julie Bryant unless you’re the idiot who he’s talking about in his here’s your sign jokes lmao
@calebmoore70075 жыл бұрын
Tim Hawkins is another one
@richardyoung13985 жыл бұрын
NPC1862862152-2 the problem with the world today... is the kardishians or whatever their stupid fucking name is, has millions of followers and this guy has 50,000.
@tylergarza86955 жыл бұрын
@@richardyoung1398 Would you calm the fuck down. You're actually getting offended in a conversation about how this offends nobody. Fuckin boomers.
@parakeet81575 жыл бұрын
My Brother was living w/ my Grandparents. The Local Police called their house. They asked if she knew my Brother. Grandma asked" What's he done now?"
@Dr_Monitor3 жыл бұрын
I imagine dispatch had a real hard time holding back the laughter from that.
@shadowprince44822 жыл бұрын
Honestly my favorite special of Bill's.
@ladya19535 жыл бұрын
My dad once spoke to me on the phone for 15 minutes before realizing he was not talking to my sister. Got away with him so bad!
@chrischar94283 жыл бұрын
Would have been funnier if you were a man
@deborahduthie45193 жыл бұрын
I wish I had done that to my parents. So funny👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇦🇺
@lilmonstersmiler5 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so loud, I think I woke up my neighbor 🤣🤣
@MJF19585 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show if you get a man's mind on food he'll go along with anything! Lol
@michaelheath28665 жыл бұрын
The real truth right there. You get something amazing in front of me and my stomach, you can sell me that bridge you got. I suspect most Women figure that one out pretty quick which would explain a lot...
@AustinAirCo4 жыл бұрын
Hey, stop giving away our secrets.
@smc19424 жыл бұрын
No lie! Just watching this, & I want a sandwich! Two actually! Just like Bill described! 😂😂😂
@vh63073 жыл бұрын
FOR SURE!!!!☺️🍻
@debbieswan12135 жыл бұрын
I really should know by now to use my inhaler BEFORE I watch your video instead of waiting till I'm laughing and gasping for breath to grab it...😂😂😂😂
@kathyelliott60518 ай бұрын
Me to
@Timetraveler1111MN4 жыл бұрын
Meatloaf sandwich oh yeah that’s my favorite
@tonyacosta45748 ай бұрын
U r gorgeous
@tonyacosta45748 ай бұрын
I love meatloaf sandwich
@crowleysgirl32575 жыл бұрын
My mother often used to answer the phone in a deadpan voice and say, "city morgue." Or the longer version, "City morgue: you stab them, we slab them." She was visiting her mother in the hospital when the phone in the room rang. My poor grandfather when he heard "city morgue". It took Mom a bit to calm him down and realize it was just his exhausted daughter.
@shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah5 жыл бұрын
I was around 14 when the phone rang at home. I grabbed it since my mom was busy, "Kelly's Pool Room, Kelly ain't here.." Guy on the other end got the giggles so bad I couldn't understand him. I handed the phone to my mom.. It was the State Police calling about some charity event. 😁 Apparently he kept giggling thru the whole call. 😂😂
@Hitsujikai5 жыл бұрын
‘Kate’s mule barn. Which ass you wana talk to?
@theorganguy5 жыл бұрын
My brother comes up with funny ones, too, the best one i heard was: "Here speaks the voice of reason, how may i help?"
@shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah5 жыл бұрын
Telemarketer calls are especially fun to mess with.. I pretend they called a radio station request line and they're on the air. Fastest CLICK you've ever heard. 😂😂
@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber5 жыл бұрын
Had a scammer call me yesterday, claiming he's from my insurance company. Obvious Indian accent is a big red flag. (Apologies to all Indians with legit jobs.) I had FUN with him. "Is this (FN, LN)?" No. [Gave him a fake LN.] "What kind of car do you have? Ford, Toyota, Nissan, or Chevy?" Yes. "Ok, Chevy. Impala? Coronado?" Yup. (There were a few more exchanges like this where he'd give me a multiple choice question and I gave him a very vague non-answer. Age, rent/own home, etc.) There were a couple times he had to read some long whatever to me. I made him repeat it three times. Finally he asks "Ok, so you live in [state I live in]?" Nope, I live in [other state]. He transfers me to some lady who supposedly represents a completely different insurance company. "How can I help you?" Well, Jeffrey who supposedly works for [my insurance company] transferred me here. I don't know why. "Do you live in [other state]?" Nope, I live in [third state]. Got transferred again. Call dropped after less than a minute, so fun ended. Shoutout to James Veitch for being the king of spam-handling. But damn, Bill Engvall can troll! His own parents! That's ballsy.
@saragrant9749 Жыл бұрын
“I KNOW THAT GET ON THE PHONE!!” Oh I can just picture that conversation 🤣🤣
@SusanMcNeil-b2f7 ай бұрын
He's so clean & funny!!!
@kudukilla Жыл бұрын
First ACLS class I took, lead instructor was an anesthesiologist Dr. Engvall. He talked about his son who was working to become a comedian. Yes it turned out to be his father.
@rebelrailroader9 ай бұрын
I love this story no matter how many times I hear it.
@beachkat5 жыл бұрын
You're the most hilarious comedian I know! 😂😂
@rondadunno77715 жыл бұрын
This was super funny! I always love your humor!!!!!!! My dad would have said the same thing! 😂😂😂😂
@Linlateal19904 ай бұрын
One of his best!!!
@WarriorMigs2421 күн бұрын
So good
@karenmurphy67495 жыл бұрын
LORD HAVE MERCY!! My dad would have drug me through the phone & put some tender loving on my rear end!!! It wouldn't have been a pretty sight!!
@neotheone79234 жыл бұрын
but totally worth it
@nanascorner18065 жыл бұрын
My daughter met Bills dad and he was talking about his kids. He was talking about his son (Bill) and he isn't too impressed he's a comedian. He said, "I have a son but he's a comedian..." and he made a face like he wasn't exactly thrilled with Bill and his career choice. It was kinda funny.
@bobbierobinson62694 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@Aint_no_senators_son4 жыл бұрын
Probably right after this happened. 🤣
@Bob42824 жыл бұрын
How could you be proud of your son when the Dad is the punch line to a funny joke & his Dad look's like a Jackass.
@danielevans95064 жыл бұрын
bill is the joke of the family :)
@isailopez41325 жыл бұрын
Lots of laughs, not a single bad word heard 👌🏽
@robinemery4 жыл бұрын
Parents are too funny😂😂 good one Bill 💜💜
@annadenny43463 жыл бұрын
Awesome l LOVED it. You are great I am still laughing
@JF323044 жыл бұрын
Pranks on people is honestly the funniest thing. 🤣😂🤣
@killer921732 жыл бұрын
"911. What's your emergency?" "WELL WE'RE ABOUT TO DAMN STARVE TO DEATH! THAT'S WHAT THE DAMN EMERGENCY IS!!!" "Ma'am Is there anyone dead there??" "THERE'S GONNA BE TWO DEAD PEOPLE IF WE DON'T GET OUR SANDWICHES REAL QUICK!!" I swear I almost spat out my drink when I first saw that part!! Lmao
@notadumbblond34 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Engvall. My favorite comedian.
@Andrew-yb1uv5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, what delivery!
@duckmangooo73769 ай бұрын
When he said " Way out in the sticks " I thought for sure he was talking about St.Regis, Montana. The family trees are two branches with three leaves. Their idea of family reunion is a party of five. It takes some residents three days to fully eat a ear of corn.
@kennethneece48382 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall, You gotta love him!😄😄😄😄😄😄
@markusschaffer97124 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine having Bill as a father?! The shenanigans would never stop.....
@051adam4 жыл бұрын
Thank God for mr. Engvall!
@teresagoodwin7458 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@anoushkaarmstrong7673 Жыл бұрын
I wondered about the voice... I kept on waiting for the dad to get him !!! still funny .
@shelleyolsen5418 Жыл бұрын
My very favorite bit
@t4dbeats9403 жыл бұрын
i have always been a huge fan and this comedy show here is your best I think.. your stories are so hilarious..
@13thworker456 ай бұрын
One of your best!
@Baumeister402 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know how old Bill and his folks were at the time of this prank. So doggone funny. Thank you!
@teddyharrison11152 жыл бұрын
He's always been my favorite comedian the 1 that I like the best is when the mary Jane 1 when he ate brownies then his mom said um these brownies are delicious I lmao
@JazzyJonas5 жыл бұрын
Master storyteller.
@missyb23665 жыл бұрын
OMG, I love a good prank!!!!
@michaeledmond23673 жыл бұрын
Hello Missy How are you. I hope you've had a good day today. Am a fan of Bill. I saw you here and I am hoping we can get to know each other better and be friends let's see how it goes from here.
@scottharman1105 жыл бұрын
Mr.engvall I think the state of Texas should get a refund on your dad's education 😁
@samanthasowell63505 жыл бұрын
Well Bill what did you expect? You done dragged your dad out of the shower. Then made him hungry! LOL
@mrwickairsoft63454 жыл бұрын
Bill Engvall ur the funniest comedian ever My Dad, brother, and I listen to ur stand up comedy videos all the time. 😂🙂🙂🙂
@starseed395 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing!😂😂😂😂
@austinmyers67792 жыл бұрын
I've seen Bill live twice and died each time.
@yxungdc74025 жыл бұрын
This is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a minute
@lawanalepore21063 ай бұрын
You are a treasure Bill 😅
@beardedjediguitars4 жыл бұрын
This is the all time best!!!
@l.jbragg90162 жыл бұрын
I love Bill engval
@Kensington5554 жыл бұрын
Oh my Gosh! My daddy and I love to watch this guy! The bonding time and laughs are priceless 😂😅❤❤❤
@jebledbetter21175 жыл бұрын
Gold. Pure gold!
@christophgamingandmore Жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@shurryma3 жыл бұрын
that "go to hell" was so meant.. hhahahahahhahahaa
@timhall72694 жыл бұрын
Never a dull moment....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andygrew48324 жыл бұрын
Been at it for so long and still among the best!
@Jeng42805 жыл бұрын
God he’s hilarious!😂😂🤪
@Goell-Ravenwish-DnD-Elf-Druid5 жыл бұрын
My dad used to answer the phone before they had caller ID, so he had no clue how was on the other end. this is what he would say( Beck's Barn, head Jackass speaking.)
@smc19424 жыл бұрын
Whovian 1976 ; Mine was, "Mule barn. Which jackass you wanna talk to?" 😂😂😂😂
@ryanleslie76462 жыл бұрын
I saw his show in Lorain. This a was one of the skits he did at the show. There also was one point during the show where someone went up and gave him a box of corndogs. And he said " Thanks for giving me the weirdest gift I have recieved in my life."
@larrybingham32022 ай бұрын
Lived next to your grandparents in Georgetown on Dawn drive. Precious sweet people…