Llamas with Hats 1-12: Re-Cut for Brand Conscientiousness

[@Shizogoten]

I absolutely love it when an artist gets completely pissed off my something but can't directly show it, so a masterpiece like this comes out

[@MCWaffles2003-1]

Tool -Ticks & Leeches The label told them that their album didn't sound heavy enough so they made this song and stuck it at the end

[@FoxTheLord32]

agreed, when the big people be stupid, the smaller people make fun of them

[@maddie9602]

Some of the best art comes from spite!

[@sparky6757]

@@EtojusThey would be nothing, but they aren’t nothing. They have power and there’s no feasible way to remove it from them. So they’re the big people. Or perhaps more aptly, the giant rats that make all of the rules, since it’s unfair to call them people.

[@musicforbands]

​@@janellieroach1900do you think this will get bottle watered too ?

[@fligglebobbin]

This is the most unhinged response I've seen to being demonetized. And I love it

[@manictiger]

This world is unhinged and might benefit from a global thermonuclear war, clearing out the weak genes we've allowed to fester uncontested by the laws of nature. But yeah, I guess responding negatively to this neo-liberal neo-feudalist WEF dictatorship is "unhinged".

[@Emerly]

It’s on brand for filmcow

[@ryanmcamis7419]

There was the time Mister Metokur made MS Paint videos telling "Susan Wojcicki to pay what she fucking owes." It was $30,000 held in a Google owned bank account. Put these corporate clowns on blast every time.

[@Jamesishappy]

@caal1028a Your comment has been Tripple demonetized for use of the words “unhinged”, "anger" and "bullying" which our algorithm has determined is a form of bullying, which will anger the advatizas.

[@madiesfirstadventure5536]

It is funny too like if you've seen the original it's even more hilarious

[@MisterMalleable]

This is technically the newest episode of Llamas With Hats. Waiting for 8 years wasn’t in vain!

[@ableemu]

I don't know what you watched, but this is a BOTTLE WATER commercial...

[@hansices6535]

Has it been 8 years??

[@MisterMalleable]

@@hansices6535 yep. I remember watching it when it came out in February of 2015!

[@garyjaycat]

8 years??? I remember watching the final episode when I was in college, but then I renembered that I graduated from college 7 years ago. Whoops

[@thekannenball]

@@ableemubut for which brand?

[@stephenclaridge5654]

"I do not delight people, that is my least favorite thing to do" Now he's telling the truth

[@SamanthaSmith-fp1ez]

I love water bottles as a metaphor for "advertiser friendly", not only in the connotation of completely plain and unobjectionable, but also because water bottles specifically are associated with some of corporations most heinous and unconscionable acts of incredible cruelty. The corporate death squads that kill people trying to protect their water rights. The pollution being dumped into waterways all over the world because of a lack of regulation or oversight. The literal unimaginable amount of plastic being dumped into our oceans on a daily basis, and microplastics in the bloodstream of every single living creature on the planet. The water is a metaphor for your life. They own it.

[@Foxy02016]

Also, KZbin here is wearing a hat, trying to insert itself into the show the way that they commonly will comment on big videos and join in on the joke (to which the Ban Sssniperwolf comments show that people are tired of it)

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Don't forget the fact that it's commercializing a necessity, and mathematically the single most overpriced item in existence.

[@davidscheinberg8061]

Don’t forget companies like Nestle, whose CEO once said that water isn’t a basic human right

[@twindrill2852]

@@Foxy02016And then it ends up losing said hat at the very end. No more individuality, all brand.

[@peabrain6872]

Which company had the death squads

[@amusedchortles]

This film went from a far too high quality shitpost to an actually effective horror atmosphere. This is why I love this channel so much

[@AnkaaAvarshina]

Horror? But this is so *delightful* and *pleases the advertisers.*

[@sonicfanboy3375]

*Bottled water*

[@voicetale]

*Bottled water*

[@Princesspeachfan456]

It is definitely [BOTTLED WATER],and it [DELIGHTS]

[@Samspadeslater]

I want water

[@kapparomeo]

Y'know, seeing as Llamas With Hats is a series about how an overused joke can get run into the ground, exhuming it years later for a do-over feels appropriately thematic.

[@chronicbrightside8757]

It is certainly... *meaningful look* on-brand

[@salemcrow5078]

THAT'S what the fucking series is about? 😭

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@salemcrow5078Among other things.

[@bluesides8323]

@@salemcrow5078 maybe. There's a rumor that the series becomes more and more horrible over the episodes because the creator felt pressured to create more episodes which in a round about way means making Carl the llama do worse and worse things.

[@NihilisticSnake]

@@bluesides8323 that was debunked forever ago. The actual reason the series took a dark turn was because everyone predicted Episode 5's premise, so he went for the surreal horror approach to spice things up.

[@wesleyd5315]

I love the fact that KZbin itself is starting to take on a personality in this meta-narrative among different creators where it's the villain siding with brands over the people who, you know, attract viewers to the platform in the first place.

[@GigasNEET]

Hay algún canal que haya hecho algo parecido?

[@JSmusiqalthinka]

Wait it's just captialism? Always has been

[@aedanstorm]

Yes. A jew lol

[@GoldenRedder]

aedanstorm ?

[@asherroodcreel640]

​@@GoldenRedderdid you know that Enzo Ferrari was a jew

[@BenandNeb]

I was thinking "why water bottles?" The entire video but I have a couple theories 1. Water bottles are the most plain thing there is and therefore most marketable. The easiest thing to digest is the most profitable for advertisers 2. Bottled water is a sign of gross consumerism in that this natural resource which we all need to survive is being sold to us. It is an expectation to buy it, not an exception. Then these bottles lay in waste in landfills just another sign of gradual decay. Whether it be advertisements, products, etc. These big businesses and firms, are not looking out for our wellbeing. 3. Just because

[@ShadiC636]

4. Biblically Accurate Bottle Water 10:50

[@GarrettHoward22]

I love how instead of editing the things that demonetized it, he basically made an entirely new series

[@LAHockeyMaxx]

Because the things KZbin would want to change would completely change and ruin the point of the original story. And because that original story was a similar commentary on art and commentary at the time this acts as a perfect part 2.

[@SakiMcGee]

This is such a [PROFITABLE] display of [CREATIVITY]. It makes me so [DELIGHTED] to see KZbin [ENCOURAGING] creators and [ENABLING] their creative visions.

[@theamazingguy]

[BOTTLED WATER]

[@designconker4796]

This comment made me clap my [BOTTLED WATER]

[@vanndymaywho1910]

This comment reminds me of [POP CULTURE REFERENCE] from [INDIE GAME DEVELOPER]

[@Blurain727]

Talking like Spamton lmao

[@dylanstafford3414]

​@Deltarunefan2021 And why aren't you?? Come on, just give us your [HEART SHAPED OBJECT] and you too can be a [BIGSHOT]!1!!1

[@Feskprins]

This turned out to be even -scarier- *more delightful* than the original series.

[@masona9885]

😂😂

[@Bnttercat]

@@masona9885 😂😂😂

[@sleep170]

@@Bnttercat😂😂😂😂

[@SPAMMAN123456789]

I was thinking the same... Some how this is more disturbing Edit: i wrote this comment too early. This is something different haha

[@Bnttercat]

@@sleep170 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Readasaur]

I'm impressed by how long Film Cow stuck to the premise before getting bored and driving the train off the rails

[@VivBrodock]

Being off the rails is part of the premise. When KZbin forces creators to trade in their vision for money it drives away the viewers, the very reason advertisers are on KZbin at all. Advertisers both enable KZbin to function and are actively destroying it. There is no on the rails in this scenario, only mindless consumption until it all comes apart at the seems.

[@bargen0w]

Yeah. Thanks pewdiepie for causing this entire adpocalypse in 2017 that the site is never gonna recover from

[@micahphilson]

​@@bargen0wyou mean the apocalypse that started because detergent ads were running on an Isis beheading video which is how it actually started?

[@pandapruitt2542]

How is this his fault? He's just a KZbinr my guy

[@v3nom11065]

@@VivBrodock Mindless is a the perfect way to describe the ENTIRE thing. And remember, its fully grown adults in charge of it all that don't' realize this very simple equation.

[@Daniel_Schmaniel]

I used to think forgiveness sounded like screaming and then silence, but now I know it sounds like bottled water and boat safety.

[@Jack-sy8mr]

Reanimating the [BOTTLED WATER] kicking in Carl’s stomach is incredible attention to detail

[@Bro-cx2jc]

I guess the [CAFE WAITER] was unable to make Carl's [SUGAR FREE KOOLAID] because Carl drank all the [BOTTLED WATER]

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol

[@AlexanderRadu-e1t]

Where? I didn't notice that, do you have a timestamp?

[@Jack-sy8mr]

@@AlexanderRadu-e1t 3:32

[@AlexanderRadu-e1t]

@@Jack-sy8mr Thank you!

[@asmodahlia]

Never thought I'd see a biblically accurate water bottle, but here we are

[@NobuxD]

and God said ".... Pass me the Dissani Bottled Water™"

[@EroticWhale]

I was honestly thinking the same thing XD

[@handsomeman5371]

⁠​⁠@@NobuxDDISSANI?!? Are you sure it was god and not the devil?

[@Dell5123]

​@@handsomeman5371he kils so many people so

[@margotrosendorn6371]

but what was it saying??

[@Speed-TV]

Filmcow is the only one who can make a parody or remake of his own work and still be the greatest thing we've seen. This video is almost like a fever dream.

[@Peterparker43284]

The original we’re a fever dream, the added episodes were a fever dream, so why would this not also be a fever dream 😂😂😂☠️

[@GhostBusters-wb4un]

I consider it episode 13-24

[@Bro-cx2jc]

This, instead of a KZbin Poop, is a KZbin Buffet.

[@KelpTheGreat]

"Almost"? You clearly have never had fevers past 98.6

[@KoruKinshi]

Almost???

[@MisterCrowley]

“Why did you delight this person, Carl?” “I do not delight people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do.” Well at least Carl told the truth in this one.

[@vultureonacid1482]

Shouldn't be teaching children to lie!

[@supremelordender5705]

Ok I don't know if this is intentional, but the Void beginning to encroach exactly at the 10 minute mark is REALLY good

[@toothfairy10133]

oh i didn't even notice that. holy shit, that's beautiful actually

[@genderender]

KZbin also stops showing the full edited episodes at episode 5 as well, the start of the rest of the series after episode 4

[@LyttonAshcroft2001]

@@genderender I love that little detail. First two are edited full episodes, third one is heavily edited, fourth one is chopped to end before the "birthday candle", fifth one is a few seconds before it cuts away, sixth one is briefly shown, seventh is barely referenced, eight and nine are combined, and ten, eleven, and twelve are the settings without Carl or Paul (except a brief cameo). Best part is the ending, starts out as a "nice" version replacing the dark red sky and ocean with a peaceful night sky and blue ocean, then you see what happened to KZbin and it's much darker.

[@pokemonpickle8637]

I can't tell if this is more or less terrifying than the original

[@lgodproductions9064]

Oh definitely more

[@6272355463637]

@@lgodproductions9064 Yeah, definitely a lot more.

[@normanclatcher]

Context is key.

[@wyatt8740]

For me the original is more sad (with some funny sprinkled over it). This one is living in Megatokyo in 2032 as envisioned in 1980s cyberpunk. A much more tangible kind of hell and dread.

[@keyrocketboom4858]

Both

[@JayCamVEVO]

'The lamb, the sinner, the hand of god' actually went so hard though

[@MissusAnon]

proof that anything can slap as long as it's put to a beat

[@wesowsley7625]

Gonna need the full version of it

[@JayCamVEVO]

​@@wesowsley7625YES

[@growingoaks]

@@wesowsley7625 i might decide to take this audio and throw it into an EDM remix soon lmao that's not a half bad idea tbh

[@HoneyBunny.]

​@@growingoaks Let me know if you do, I'll check it out. 👍

[@filmcow]

Endless thanks to Andrea at my multi-channel network Frederator for helping to get Llamas with Hats remonetized. And thank you to whichever KZbin content reviewer took a second look and approved the remonetization. Additional thanks to our Patreon supporters - the channel simply could not continue without you!

[@ItsVenti]

BOTTLED WATER 🔥🔥🔥😍

[@Mysteryof89]

Did you forget to thank the Bottled Water foundation?

[@TheNerdsGuy]

**Bottled Water**

[@Duke_Sliscus]

Hopefully it gets remonetized .

[@Innuya]

@@Duke_Sliscus it has

[@anzyroadside2374]

I can't believe that the sound of forgiveness is actually "Drink more bottled water." Pretty safe tbh

[@jaredpfister5964]

They’re craveable

[@Bro-cx2jc]

Just beware of over hydration

[@amazingnoo9935]

@@Bro-cx2jcthat’s not very advertiser-friendly of you, DEMONITISED

[@LAHockeyMaxx]

When monetezation is driving art it's not longer pop culture or culture. It's a culture industry. It's why after the 10 minute mark this video started to go all over the place even more, because for most creators their only goal is to hit that 10 minute mark and everything after it is just extra time. Hauntingly brilliant as an addition to this series.

[@carlbrown1000]

I literally watch Lamas with hats like once every 5 years, and we finally got a family-friendly version I can show to my kids... it's crazy to think I didn't have kids when lamas with hats originally came out.

[@CliffPurrton]

It's crazy you can't spell Llama when you are looking at the word on the same screen.

[@carlbrown1000]

@CliffPurrton it's crazy that you care this much

[@CliffPurrton]

@@carlbrown1000 everybody should care about the increasingly large amount of morons surrounding them.

[@firstpersonwinner7404]

​@@CliffPurrtonDalai Lamas with Hats

[@Wepawnet]

@@firstpersonwinner7404 oooo aeuowa

[@acejohnson81]

Can we talk about how perfect it is that in a video having to be edited to be "more acceptable to children," the direct call out of the rollbacks of child labor laws in recent events. So good.

[@Tetracera.]

i've seen some people agreeing with that, and they bring up how their great-great-great-grandparents worked in factories at like 7, just don't bring up the fact they only made it to 40 something if that.

[@HaloInverse]

It's important to advertisers to be able to connect with children and influence their purchasing decisions. After all, children earn paychecks too.

[@dragoniceful]

And children need to know where to spend those checks!

[@TheDogn]

Viva la summer sales event

[@jacoblandry1580]

How the hell is this show and this comment the way I'm finding out about the child labor laws being repealed?

[@adriankuester4605]

I didn’t expect to see a biblically accurate bottle of water this video, but i guess i should expect the unexpected in filmcow videos.

[@fpcooper95]

😂

[@AltoonaYourPiano]

I love how we see less and less of each episode as time goes on until it's just quick references, and eventually gets so *SUMMER SALES EVENT* you can't help but *DRINK BOTTLED WATER*

[@galaxygorl]

I love how in the boat one a horn goes off every time Paul says “carl”

[@andrewhryniewicz8345]

I have come to the realization that the only reason this evokes such a sense of dread is because it feels so, so much more real.

[@accie.]

this is an absolute masterpiece. truly highlights how dystopian of a world we live in right now.

[@seerscratch2048]

Nice to see you here :) -nero

[@brandongalvan6603]

Me: "Huh, I thought that the point of 5-12 was to kill off the series. Why would Jason re-cut the-" *watches the re-cut* "Oh sweet merciful baby Jesus."

[@derpherpington3129]

Huh, he's finally awake. I say, what is jason doing with that dead series? WhaT In tHe NaMe oF JeSuS Is tHaT?!

[@cocomyah]

This re-cut *delightful bottle water* version of Llamas with Hats somehow traumatized me more than the original-

[@Hiraeth_Nightshade]

The laaamb, the sinner, THE HAND OF GOOOOD

[@yyidhraa]

don’t you mean it delighted you more than the original ?

[@ExtremeSquared]

I'm ambivalent, but thirsty.

[@PTrailblazer57]

@@Hiraeth_Nightshade 🐑 🖐 🦙

[@anidnmeno]

_so craveable_ !

[@TooRudeProductions]

I have been thinking about this video for a few weeks and it's amazing how when you remove all the blood, and let the artist truly show their frustration, it is actually darker than the original product

[@BumLuck]

Bottled water is a perfect symbol of what corporate interests do to art. This video was not only entertaining but philosophical. Thank you ♥

[@EpicgamerwinXD6669]

Oh KZbin, thank you for *delighting us all with your helpful additions* to what was previously a *extremely violent and inappropriate web series* it was very *kind* of you.

[@fernandesl]

JUST got a Carl tattoo on my leg it's still healing

[@interdimensionalgoober8769]

**bottled water**

[@Hel1mutt]

how delightful!

[@chronicbrightside8757]

This isn't just a funny, epic shit-post, this is genuine art about an increasingly unsettling trend in real life. I keep seeing good people having their ethics and integrity compromised by the need to appease the advertisers they rely on for money to live off of and continue making videos to earn their livelihood. It's terrifying. I don't say this hyperbolically: videos like this are our last line of defense against the void that's coming.

[@MakusinMeringue]

I sure do love me some *Branded Bottled Water* in the morning.

[@Folfah]

thanks for giving me something else to stress about when im laying in bed

[@chronicbrightside8757]

@@Folfah as long as you have something that gives you integrity and meaning, the void can never have you. You are a luminous being that no amount of inky darkness can ever envelop, and art and creativity make that light shine brighter

[@robbiedart7422]

Just me who identifies massively with the parody of shit capitalism ruining art and yet ALSO doesn't think it's really that terrifying/dystopian when you truly think about it?? Like honestly these people just didn't used to make money from their content... now we live in a world where people expect to be paid and like yeah, for money you need to satisfy advertisers. Can't have one without the other, accept the trade off or just accept demonitisation ig?

[@genderender]

@@robbiedart7422 why do we need advertiser control over media in order for artists to make art? Advertising paying for the livelihood of artists is an incredibly recent human creation, yet people just accept the dilution of ideas cause "well we need to pay with advertising"

[@aarondoesitagain]

Filmcow really returned to their roots with family friendly comedy that is relatable and can reach a wider audience. I for one and happy about this

[@jaesynn2015]

I can't wait to share it with my two-year-old nephew!

[@ArunaUtd]

I'm waiting for that one reply...

[@ZakJordan98]

I am happy with this bottled water i just purchased in the big summer sale

[@SpykeTheSU]

Yeah remember Mr Happy-face classic family content

[@ZannyAisling]

Love the classic filmcow guffaw i get when the smiley flower asks the funny elephant to *Pour Bottled Water* on it. : )

[@davidwalker3679]

@filmcow gets demonetized for 'dark and disturbing' content. FilmCow responds with even darker and more disturbing content which fully complies with monetization policies...while attacking the advertisers influencing/distorting art for their own purposes...This is the pure genius that I have come to expect from FilmCow, and was a delightful treat to come back to find after so many years. Was having one of those "Boy, I could sure use some llamas with hats right about now...or Merlin telling me how the world can be garbage" days. Remember: "Brands have hopes and dreams, just like you and me!" "Have you told your favorite brand how much you care about them recently? "The Summer Sales Event: In celebration of the recent roll-backs to child labor laws, and how much cheaper it is to hire children...we've decided to pass those savings on to you! Look for products marked with a smiling child for extra savings!"

[@The--Illusion]

From "My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy" to "My stomach was making the rumblies that only bottled water could satisfy". Both are great.

[@captainMagDump]

Thank you for keeping us safe from controversial thoughts. I feel so protected from ideas.

[@Styxz__]

Makes me really want to purchase products from big corporations

[@captainMagDump]

I crave bottle water for some reason

[@courtneycollings]

​@captainMagDump glad it's not just me craving bottled water!

[@t.c.bramblett617]

Me too, although I feel a little threatened by your comment which suggests that there might be ideas out there that aren't mine. Maybe we could stop commenting on things for our safety as well. For our health! I am scared of words.

[@samtmg1652]

@@courtneycollings boutta take a big ol sip! 🌊🌊

[@RandomDude647]

I encourage everyone to watch this whole video rather than just going "haha I get the premise" and leaving after the first minute or so. It gets much more interesting and surreal

[@bobzilla-1]

Issue is Idk if ppl are just commenting after watching 30 seconds and leaving or actually finishing the video after commenting. The only videos I've ever clicked off of are either several hour documentaries that cover a topic in a rlly poorly done manner, or like 90 second songs w/ a loop. But I'm not every1 else.

[@genericname2747]

They didn't even see the void..

[@Jono4174]

I watched to the end of the credits and got a pink Gatorade commercial. I feel like Jason and me beat the algorithm, together. (unless the algorithm thinks ironic branding is the stickiest branding)

[@Eidako]

What are you talking about? It just goes black after a few minutes and then there's nothing for the rest of the video.

[@jonnnnniej]

​@@Eidakonothing to see here, just the void staring back at you

[@carlthellama9664]

How completely normal, brand friendly, and delightful!

[@cibby6155]

for some odd reason I crave some bottled water

[@JustYetAnotherHuman]

KAAAAAAAAARRRRLL THAT delights PEOPLE

[@voicetale]

I love how anything excessively violent like blood or hands or feet is replaced with bottled water. Edit: I just realized now the fact I said foots and not feet, idk how that slipped by for MONTHS, thank you to the replys to finally make me notice.

[@Unidentified952]

foots

[@Artificer_]

foots

[@KickStartRL]

foots

[@firstpersonwinner7404]

foots

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

reminds me of "feetsteps"

[@cartoonmaster2401]

"I do not delight people. That is my _least_ favorite thing to do." Even censoring it, Carl's still Carl.

[@DJFrimFram]

I love that just like the original, it breaks down during episode 5 & 6 and it just became chaotic for the rest of the series

[@TrentonDoesStuff.]

"i appear to have swallowed an entire bottled water." honestly a better line than the original

[@genderender]

I love how subtle filmcow always is

[@poenpotzu2865]

Who need subtly, is over-rated. ;)

[@UncommonDabfish]

I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards

[@Commander-Gribbly]

@@UncommonDabfish great reference :)

[@NWolfsson]

As an artist, KZbin having Mayor Sluv's voice and the announcement at 4:00 are the kind of subtlety I can only dream of 🤗

[@UncommonDabfish]

@@Commander-Gribblyhank u :) But I did enjoy the video a lot and it's message

[@eliottsmallwood2140]

I can't believe you somehow made this advertiser friendly, funny in it's own unique way, and a critique on brands and ads.

[@SerathDarklands]

"But my heart was in the right place." Implying KZbin has a heart and isn't a soulless, life-sucking void of an algorithm is one of the funniest jokes in this video.

[@DaRkLoRdZoRc]

'KZbin' in this context probably refers more to the KZbin staff than the platform itself. It's possible that a few people in the upper echelons of KZbin are the same child-eating demons that run the rest of society (for now), but most of them probably aren't evil - they're just people working for an increasingly inadequate paycheck and trying to meet what must be millions of minute and oftentimes draconian demands and contract requirements every single day. So the KZbin avatar in the video - a sleazy-sounding yet affable guy midway between a conman and a hapless employee - serves as a reasonably accurate representation of KZbin HQ as a collective. The *void* is probably meant to be the KZbin platform: a cold, tenebrous abyss with no soul or humanity, that you can only ever see a tiny fragment of because it's likely grown too big to control or even maintain. All it seeks is efficiency. It's a machine designed to make money and perpetuate itself. Human creativity is its fuel, and burnout and demonitization are its exhaust. Its voice - its only means of expression, is the algorithm, acting as arbiter of what is and isn't popular based off mostly unknowable criteria. Nigh omnipotent, yet shackled by its creators. A silicon god gone mad, judging the few as worthy and damning the rest, only to change its decree a moment later, without end. KZbin is a fucking eldritch horror and its staff are the clueless cult of mooks being tricked into helping it conquer the world. Change my mind.

[@AlecProductions]

This video feels like it could start an entire new postmodernesque movement. Respect.

[@jordanrowe3221]

Jason Steele is really one of the most underrated creators on this entire platform. His creativity and ability to make serious and hilarious cartoons is insane, and I dont think ive seen any other creator do that.

[@alexanderrahl7034]

I just wonder what happened to his older works like the cloak

[@KuroSys]

@@alexanderrahl7034 let the man cook

[@hughcaldwell1034]

David Firth is also pretty excellent.

[@WaxWitch]

Hmm. I remember a gofundme rug pull or something.

[@cosmicbananas8084]

and horrifying youtube friendly content

[@CHorton37]

This is amazing. Such a *HAPPY* and *JOYFUL* expression of how absolutely *NICE* the KZbin algorithm is.

[@Devil-Joe40817]

*bottled water

[@SleepLevelLow]

such a *DELIGHTFUL* experience gotta love the *BOTTLED WOADER* ..........................................................................................................

[@kaylalangley4213]

no, but seriously they’re definitely DELIGHTING people and having BOTTLED WATER

[@preistestdragon4634]

I couldn't AGREE more. Your opinion on this video is PERFECT.

[@ctimerun3693]

I let this video sit for a long time thinking it was going to make me angry. I really should have know better than to think that given the opportunity to ease back on the violent themes of his stories, filmcow wouldn't push our heads down into a deeper pool of existential dread than he had the first time. Keep doing what you do, you beautiful madman.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

I can not believe how good this is, a remonitized upload of something is supposed to be worse, and while this is very different from the original, I think the quality of this is approaching if not surpassing the quality of the original

[@twindrill2852]

I think Carl likes bottled water. Upon a full watch…WOW. That ending is somehow infinitely more unsettling than the original’s. At least Carl got a chance to finally rest.

[@sgthealey]

Rest in bottled water, Carl.

[@cujoedaman]

You don't rest in the void... you're tormented for all eternity.

[@ohmygodbecky6829]

As hilarious as this is you can feel the rage dripping in every edit

[@KRAMPUS_yay]

Im so glad that [BOTTLED WATER] was so friendly to [BOTTLED WATER]. [BOTTLED WATER] and [BOTTLED WATER] get along so well!

[@UJEvans]

I think some [BOTTLED WATER] is exactly what we all needed right now

[@SeRgEyYyY777]

@@UJEvans Yo, do you know that you can get [BOTTLED WATER] during [BIG SUMMER SALE] for [EXTREME] value!

[@TheGrammarNazi123]

Everyone is becoming Spamton if he were obsessed with bottled water.

[@leef.5752]

I love you filmcow. As this dystopia we call reality continues to evolve and progress, you are here with us. What a beautiful middle finger to Google and KZbin. Please don't ever give up the good fight. Your art has always resonated with the public, now more than ever. Thank you.

[@Princesspeachfan456]

This series is absolutely [BOTTLED WATER],its [PRACTISING LIFE BOAT SAFTEY],such a lovely [SUMMER SALES EVENT].

[@realisticdylan935]

Im glad that I didn't miss the big summer save event. Thanks to all of our hard-working children out there.

[@SoapMovie2300]

This is art. I just hope original Llamas never be deleted.

[@Alfapiomega]

Only an artist can turn something so stupid as KZbin's rule into a clever social commentary / art at the same time.

[@BrownGaijin]

Truth.

[@tdarkhorse4]

it's more a statement *on* pianos.

[@alexanderrahl7034]

And bottled water

[@genericname2747]

Bottled water

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

May I introduce you to the perfection that is James Lee kzbin.info

[@d00mzDai]

I was upset at first, but once I understood what was going on, I loved it, almost more than the much less brand conscious original version. Took me about 30 seconds to catch on, this is genius.

[@aalihadesiree3932]

I’m such a fan of the series, I got Paul tatted on my elbow as of a few years ago and I get asked about him all the time and get to point people to the series when they ask. They all find it both hilarious and disturbing but not one person has failed to tell me that they love the series by the end. “It’s f’d up but I love it.” Is usually what I get 😂😂. I quote my favorite lines all the time (My #1 is “My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy”). The way things have been going with content creating platforms and so much biased censorship, I am so delighted to see this video rebelling against the dystopian insanity. Reality, often times, is far more horrifying than any fiction. Llamas with Hats has brought me joy for so many years in times when I was down, making me laugh, and challenging me to think things could always be worse. KZbin absolutely sucks now, but I’m so glad to see some creators are sticking to their convictions of creating creative content instead of cucking over to the evil KZbin overlords 🙄🤣💪🏽!

[@cassidy9703]

"What is [Normal] with you Carl!" Was my complete undoing. I'll never be able to recover. 💀

[@fiendish9474]

Uh oh. That sounds like personal peril. That's not going to be good for the advertisers

[@Otterino]

It takes a special kind of inspiration to turn a pointed satire into a sort-of sequel to a series.

[@solarwalkman]

I think it's really fitting that Llamas With Hats of all series was used for this. Sure, they never planned for the series to get demonetized, but the whole theme of stifled creativity in favor of mass appeal is kind of what LWH became about halfway through. I fucking love [BOTTLED WATER]'s ability to take [THEIR INCREDIBLY POPULAR EXISTING FRANCHISE] and spin it into something completely [INOFFENSIVE AND FRIENDLY FOR ALL AGES].

[@mookymookymooo]

That escalated fast. Seriously though, YT was built on legacy vids like Llamas With Hats, and the 'New Bosses' meddling with those vids is truly the worst corporate dystopia

[@justaperson4656]

Don't forget asdfmovie and spooky month

[@PreviouslyEldritch]

@@justaperson4656spooky month isn't a youtube classic, but asdfmovie absolutely is.

[@justaperson4656]

@@PreviouslyEldritch oh right spooky month was on new grounds first, wasn't it? My bad

[@YanntastischGER]

I love how this just completely derails into horror. Great way to critizise how ad friendly rules screw over creativity.

[@OlaftheGreat]

Gotta love how this starts out as a simple satirical video, only to slowly turn that humor to existential dread. Just like the original series...

[@amberhernandez]

This is art of the highest degree. Never let anyone silence your creativity.

[@Dawn.H]

And never apologise for art.

[@humphreyforever]

Filmcow does not give us what they think we want, Filmcow gives us what we need. 10/10 brand relevant content

[@Azurfan]

Somehow this was even more disturbing than the original, well done.

[@watchstuffalot_4779]

This is much better than the original, and I'm not just saying that because advertisers will shut down my smart house if I fail to show sufficient enthusiasm.

[@Picked-man]

I love how he revisited a long over series and created all new content just as a huge middle finger to KZbin

[@christophersanders3252]

I am not exaggerating, as a renowned monitor of interweb culture, this is one of the most humorous and deeply satirical things I have ever seen and I am very pleased.

[@moosenllama4292]

This is the worst thing I have read on the internet, bravo… I guess.

[@christophersanders3252]

@@moosenllama4292 Cool. Thanks I guess.

[@CrowLady0_0]

@@moosenllama4292you dont read much on the internet then

[@denjidenji9162]

@@moosenllama4292 I take you have not been informed that in terms of female pokemon and male human breeding, vaporeon-

[@NUCL3AR991]

​@moosenllama4292 never read about mr hands?

[@orez1017]

Someone finally standing up for the poor, helpless corporations.

[@Smell-O-Vision-Citrus]

Just when I thought this series couldn't get any more abstract and disturbing, FilmCow continues to innovate

[@faryndoodle]

Llamas with Hats has always been true art, insane that they demonetized it in the first place. 💖

[@Kadev011]

This is both a chaotic and great way of reacting to demonitization.

[@manukahonei]

I feel Jason is disgruntled with the current state of KZbin advertising/creator relations

[@matmatician7]

I think he's probably just thirsty and needs some [BOTTLED WATER]

[@crazydog1750]

What on earth would make you say something like that? You know if you say something like that the endless void will come for you.

[@giantred]

Not sure where you are getting this idea, all I took away from this video is that we *must* hurry to the *SUMMER SALES EVENT*

[@Protofall]

Who isn't?

[@genericname2747]

The lamb The sinner The hand of God

[@thunderheadcinema6743]

Between this and "Someone keeps wife swapping my wife", I'm absolutely in love with how you write anti corporate sentiment

[@danielgehring7437]

I especially like when Carl tells us about Nord: Shadow Spoon, with over 150 different flavors for us to watch.

[@KanohiiSideOrder]

I remember watching the original Llamas with Hats when I was younger. I think I was maybe 10 or 12 at the time. It was pretty early on in my internet journey, as my parents kept me pretty far away from things they feared were too "mature" (Things like the Wampa cave scenes in Empire and Regular Show), and was therefore one of the first pieces of art I ever experienced that could be described as "dark and disturbing tm." Until then, I thought the internet was just videos about Bionicle hypothetically returning and flash games on the Cartoon Network website. It stirred something within me. For something advertised as funny llama show, it became this weird, surreal, extremely artistic work that gave me weird, confusing feelings. Most of the art I had seen up to that point could be easily described as traditional, family friendly fun times. Llamas with Hats was something different, something transgressive. And, while I still mostly experienced art that was traditional, I never forgot the distinct feeling I felt in watching this series. It made me seek out art that was transgressive. Not in the ways that this show was violent or had dark jokes, but the weird pit I felt in watching the final episodes and wasn't given a distinct, clean answer on how I should feel about it. And I did find more art like this, whether it be in some art classes or in finding it on the internet. And, in doing so, it has made me think more about my world view and who I am outside of what the world I was born into says about me. However, as the internet has become more corporate in it's design, even moreso than when I watched it originally. And this piece, I feel, as many others have said, quickly and succinctly cuts into how that taints art. It stops it from being able to touch on those ideas that may be transgressive, a word I find myself overusing in this piece, but only because it is the only word that comes to mind. I feel that in this sensitized world, one that doesn't allow weird art like this, like many of the other pieces of art I've found myself gravitating towards, people like me might not be able to find themselves the way I have at least partially done for myself. So thank you, Llamas with Hats, for making me a better person, a person who I wish my younger self could look up to and see everything turns out ok. For teaching me that a world where weird stuff is ok, where it's fine to not be sure how to feel about a show featuring silly llamas in silly hats. I might have gotten a little too serious and personal in a comment on a video made as, essentially, making fun of KZbin, but it was the first thing that came to mind. Good video. I'll be [GETTING MY WATER BOTTLES AT A REASONABLE TIME] now, if you don't mind.

[@dementia8745]

This is actually a lil creepier than the original llamas with hats was

[@seansmith6255]

The fact that it's still kind of cohesive is amazing

[@cheese0827]

Kinda like a bottled water

[@elizaripper]

I hope Carl doesn’t take the Re-Cut literally.

[@yeahBozo]

Best comment

[@BrownGaijin]

Bottled water. Bottled water everywhere.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Carl: Wait, so you mean to say that re-cut does not mean that you cut 500 people into small bits and chunks and put them into a giant meat grinder and then sell that meat as hamburgers with "premium quality" meat?

[@philipvipond2669]

Not to worry, there has been overwhelmingly positive input from all your favourite brands. To better appeal to advertisers, Carl has now been rebranded as Carl's Jr.

[@joshsavage007]

Plot twist - the bottled water is made out of heavily-processed and liquidated baby hands and orphan meat.

[@Pink_Noodle]

Can we get a full The Lamb, The Sinner, the Hand of God: Summer Sale? Because that worked too well as a musical bit.

[@maddiesmenagerie8853]

The cutoff at the end where it just said “the hand-“ was magical

[@TooRudeProductions]

I was really high when I first watch this and that bit spooked me a little

[@EatWaterPlease]

I just want to *delight* everyone at YT headquarters for allowing this *masterpiece* to grow out of control

[@_.-_]

This is the absolute best response ive ever seen to anything being demonetised. Thank you im saving this forever

[@allisonbeatty8986]

Only you Jason Steele could come up with a re-cut that so perfectly illustrates the problem with youtube's monetization and advertisers oerstepping on content creation

[@BunByte]

When I clicked this I did not expect to see another refreshing masterpiece just a rehash I was happy to watch, but as it quickly spiraled into madness it was clear we were here to watch ART.

[@BellaFaeBunny]

1:14 I absolutely hate this already, but I’m willing to watch it all the way through

[@anonymouslucario285]

Why?

[@VTL77]

I find it endlessly funny how the video that played right after this was for Audible, an Amazon company. Brilliant video. We need more of this kind of thing these days. Can't let corporations ruin everything.

[@cassesvultus43]

I'd never noticed how wholesome this series was. Stay hydrated.

[@mulckablucka]

We can all be comforted by the fact that this is what Carl would have wanted, making a point by traumatizing the general public. Edit: Holy shit how'd I get so many likes

[@ImTemTbh]

That's actually hilarious.

[@mulckablucka]

@@ImTemTbh Thank you!

[@skeletonwarlock5741]

This is a amazing comment thank you

[@participatoroftomfoolery]

Tbh I'm surprised it took this long for llamas with hats to get demonetized

[@bargen0w]

Ya i just assumed the original got demonitized years ago back when pewdiepie caused the adpocalypse in 2017

[@Ethan_23287]

​@@bargen0wdark days for youtube..... dark days

[@Swagpion]

If you put "The lamb, the sinner, the hand of god." On the search bar, it takes you to that part of the video. I dont know why it works, it just does. It even works when the vid is on another part while in miniplayer.

[@Definitelyachannel]

How

[@Swagpion]

@@Definitelyachannel no idea how it works.

[@ac31048]

The fact that it lasted this long is nothing short of a miracle.

[@RooneySparks]

Jason taking the piss in the most creative and horrifying ways ever