Watch+Play - 123 Slaughter Me Street, Etc…

[@mudkipology]

Timestamps: 0:02:52 123 Slaughter Me Street 0:16:12 Joe's Diner 0:33:12 Sukerunton To Koi Ni 0:50:26 Time Ramesside 1:25:10 Pineview Drive 1:53:48 I Am Dead Where Are My Keys

[@Nuthouse01]

I just want to verbalize what every person watching Time Ramesside is thinking to themselves. There are two CRITICAL stages of the design process that Jason Welge has skipped on every single version of the game I've seen played. Stage 1: the game's developer should play through the game, in its entirety, with no cheats or levelskips. This is to answer the question, "Can someone who knows every mechanic, every layout, and every enemy type play the game?" Stage 2: someone COMPLETELY BLIND to the game should play through it, in its entirety, without any help from the developer. This is to answer the question, "Can someone who knows nothing at all play the game?"

[@Firestar4041]

"Gonna lose my job, i can only clean 1 table at a time!" Nevermind, this place is gonna go straight under, it sells wine by the bottle..."

[@omega117]

Time Ramesside is actually being secretly developed by Graham so that he can force Alex to play it on stream.

[@No_Superman10]

+omega117 Directed By: M. Night Shyamalan

[@mermaidpotato]

The comment Graham made about Joe's diner being better if you could carry more things at once but had to wash dishes and take out the trash made me think. Basically, what he's saying is that Cook, Serve, Delicious! needs a halloween update. Set in a building haunted by two guys that just really hated each other. Maybe also serving ghosts. I would buy it.

[@christopherheck5129]

these are always the highlight of my day whenever they actually come out

[@Vanessa-dz8ut]

You guys should make a playlist of every episode that includes A New Reckoning.

[@andyanderson100]

This is my favorite series you guys do

[@roguelitepentathalon]

"We all know you're hard" Graham to Alex, knowing full well that he's the only one that can see Alex's lower half.

[@TonyKebell]

Time Rammeside is game developments best running gag.

[@bartcbem5032]

Watch+Play is fantastic, keep it up!

[@Jandau85]

I love how Time Rammaside has gradually evolved from a shitty shooter to a bizzare psychological experiment, testing the limits of human sanity...

[@roseamaranth3507]

Time ramesside changed :D AGAIN. It's like the worlds most enigmatic trainwreck. It crashes in horrible yet unique ways each time... and I can never look away.

[@noxthebarbarian]

smash cut to a bleached white skeleton: the dating sim

[@Nuthouse01]

I can't help but wonder... Graham and Alex failed to notice that the title screen for Time Ramesside was spelled differently than it was previously, or than its listed in the description. Either he changed the name to Time Rammeside or he MISSPELLED THE TITLE OF HIS OWN GAME ON THE TITLE SCREEN. 51:01

[@DaxStrife]

"Why Do I See All These Skeletons?" needs to be a thing.

[@kennythegamer1]

123 Slaughter Me Street, head and shoulders above FNAF!

[@AzureTorque]

It's truly incredible how Time Ramesside is an entirely different game every time.

[@Bleesotron]

Fun fact: "Ramesside" refers to the period when King Ramases ruled Egypt. Of course, that makes sense when you hear it, but then you remember, "hey, there's nothing in that game about Egypt. Except obelisks, I guess. Wait, is that why it's called 'Ramesside'? I'm really mad now!"

[@Greysnowman]

I like that the hearts from the skeletons dating sim are directly lifted from the Game Boy Zelda titles

[@Breadnaught]

39:56 if you want to watch Graham and Alex laugh, a lot. 1:37:38 for the cripometer

[@awesomeperson871]

Time Ramesside needed to be like 12 games so we can have a story that makes sense and not an update to the same game changing the story every time.

[@hazavair5755]

The principal isn't going to be the hidden female option in Sukerunton To Koi Ni, and I'm not sure if I should feel disappointed, or worried that I'm disappointed.

[@jessesaunders7043]

PESRENTS!!! Gets me ever tim

[@ayyohwinning]

WAIT? IS THE LAUGH IN JOES DINER FROM THAT ONE CLIP OF THE SPANISH GUY CRACKING UP?

[@Snes_Controller]

Worst case scenario: Jason Welge realizes he's terrible at video games and gives up. Better case scenario: Jason Welge learns from his mistakes and eventually starts making decent video games. Best case scenario: Jason Welge never gives up and never gets any better and continues to produce these spectacularly terrible games forever.

[@taureleafsilver]

The Ed Wood of vidja games?

[@ghostlycreations6]

12:01 It sounded like someone just defused a bomb in Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.

[@Zara-Bari]

So on the first game, when the thing popped out, I was like "It's a pink velociraptor. Oh no!' And then you see it again and it's like "Actually... that's kind of cute... in an ugly sort of way". Joe's Diner, obviously it's miserable, but I really like the concept of there being a reason for shit to be making noise randomly. More often in horror games (especially awful ones), there's creepy sounds and faucets that drip blood and so on for what amounts to absolutely no reason at all. But this is -literally- a ghost screwing with you. Or another ghost. Whatever. One thing I can say about Pineview Drive, when you walk away from the game, you don't get instakilled by some random bullshit. It's just like "If you go this way, you'll escape and then the game will be over". So you have the option of just... going away. Most horror games don't give you that. They're like "Here you are, in this terrible, awful, spooky place for no good reason, and also you won't leave". The player can't, but the character also doesn't even try. But here, you start with a not terribly scary place, and you could just go away... but you're not going to. But the fact that you can.... well, that begs the question: Why are you staying here all night? The least you could do is go home and get a flashlight... or maybe a hatchet to destroy the doors with. Final note: I really miss the spider faucet.

[@capthavic]

Quick do a Google image search for skeletons! Okay which one do you want? ALL OF THEM!!!!1!1!111!!!

[@awesomeperson871]

How many pardonfucks did Sukerunton To Koi Ni get?

[@stevenmewett4489]

+raymond smith It certainly got one out of me.

[@WhichDoctor1]

50:49 Why is this game still being worked on?!?!?!?!?! For the love of videogames, why??????

[@veronicapauli2624]

... I missed the title of Sukerunton To Koi Ni because I was alt-tabbed and I kept thinking "When is John Cena going to date me?"

[@japanesemyth]

tim denson

[@ReploidArmada]

39:48 - for my own benefit later

[@NoahCRP]

12:48 HE DAB

[@Bleesotron]

Fun fact: "Ramesside" refers to the period when King Ramases ruled Egypt. Of course, that makes sense when you hear it, but then you remember, "hey, there's nothing in that game about Egypt. Except obelisks, I guess. Wait, is that why it's called 'Ramesside'? I'm really mad now!"