Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998), I'll Kill Ya...

[@keithwebster6164]

Film of a generation. Still fresh 20 years later.

[@TheLondonForever00]

You know it, I keep coming back time and time again, it's timeless if you are a Londoner

[@Supadupa335]

@@TheLondonForever00 I've never been to London but I love this movie too

[@vastpiano5552]

Haven't been freshier 24 years later now💯

[@vob8509]

nah mate not only one but seceral generations. Should be part of any film school programme. Eternal classic!

[@kegal]

@@vob8509 last time I checked it was part of the A-level programme, not the film as much but the production of it

[@maxtheitpro]

Rory Breaker is fu*king hilarious. I gotta admit...the characters in this flick are all TALENTED as hell and they all play their roles PERFECTLY. Most importantly, the dialogue (writing) was impeccable. This is as good as it gets folks.

[@nickbrutanna9973]

Ritchie supposedly had a youth in the London underground. These both (LS&2SB and Snatch) come off as probably embellished but basically true stories.

[@bobgenghiskhan2499]

That and walking though the table where Nick the Greek broke the glass in the previous visit. Brilliant little aside.

[@kpnuts6644]

I love seeing comments from “ages” ago. Hope you’re loving life 13 years later, films like this are timeless.

[@blainy-o93]

'Cause I'm not laughin' Nicholarse.

[@trueblue6201]

Pretty sure he just weirdly pronounced Nicholas.

[@hddanman7263]

Um yes that's what happened.

[@XarpzHD]

*Fuckin’

[@terrybunch7313]

@@trueblue6201 He spelt it phonetically, dumbass

[@trueblue6201]

@@terrybunch7313 He absolutely did not spell it phonetically which would be nik-uh-luhs. And Rory did not pronounce it with any "R" sound so you can't even argue that Rory added the arse to it either (as amusing as that joke would be). So not only are you wrong but you are rude. These two traits are useless to anyone.

[@davierfc]

u gotta love the guy with the drink who walks in, realises his boss is pissed, and slowly backs off XD

[@GSTURKENSTYLE]

He didnt back off, because Rory was pissed, it was because Nick always dropped the glas on the floor.

[@quakethedoombringer]

@@GSTURKENSTYLE it's definitely a bit of both. The bodyguard is probably smart enough to realize that if Nick messes up again (which is rather likely), he will also be blamed, especially when his boss is rather furious at the moment

[@tripprawlings9284]

Good one. Guy deduces that beverages will not be served to the visitor.

[@Zombie1Boy]

Then next cut back he's standing there, lol.

[@simonmawson2382]

for those who haven't seen the film, you should know that on Nick's previous visit he accidentally dropped his glass of orange juice on the glass table top with predictable results. That's why you see Rory stepping through the table this time round......

[@ac4th371]

I remember thinking when this film came out that it was perfect and couldn't possibly be any better/funnier..... then Snatch came out. Guy Ritchie goes down in British film makers hall of fame on the strength of those 2 films alone. Pure genius.

[@topfoci564]

In my opinion he managed to make an even better one with The Gentlemen

[@nickbrutanna9973]

@@topfoci564 Pretty sure I saw that one, but no, not as good (IMNSHO), as I'd forgotten about it (Yeah, it's been a tumultuous 2 years). These two are awesome. That one was pretty good...

[@ambianknight6816]

He also fucked Madonna in his down time. Some legends need no introduction.

[@saintniccage2818]

Based on everything else it looks clear uni mates wrote the best bits of both

[@tarantulagirl]

How can anybody thumbs down this? One of the best films of the nineties.

[@boilerhousegarage]

It's a black cunts joke that white cunts don't get.

[@taylorahern2714]

Great scene, Great dialogue, Great acting, GREAT MOVIE! Guy Ritchie is THE MAN!!

[@joeparker602]

*was

[@Facelessman254]

Was* His films since lock stock and snatch have just sucked. He should stuck to this tarantino style of directing it worked great

[@johnnyxrcfc]

@@Facelessman254 rock n rolla was pretty good and the gentlemen was fantastic!

[@starwarsroo2448]

@@johnnyxrcfc R N R was alright, Gentlemen was poo

[@cycleoflife565]

@@Facelessman254 The Gentlemen, the Sherlock Holmes movies, Man From Uncle, all are excellent movies.

[@marcusrea3194]

The guy with the orange juice in the background makes this scene.

[@pedroatkinson2077]

it's milk lol

[@synthhero1347]

Marcus Rea i thought it was orange juice aswell mate haha

[@andyjoseph3349]

🤣🤣🤣

[@JabbaTheAmerican]

"Alright, bringing Nick his drink" IS THIS A DECLARATION OF WAR? "Nick's about to get shot, just back away"

[@dylancarroll4623]

Pedro Atkinson it’s orange is the movie so either it’s the video here or they changed it for the movie but I think it’s just the saturation or something like that of this video.

[@Gkm-]

This film has one of the most well put together plots I've seen. Everything looms in together perfectly and combined with the fast paced action scenes and cockney dialogue its an all round good movie.

[@williamlewer3083]

I love how all the sofas and armchairs are draped in plastic in case things go haywire

[@andrewdavies1312]

He's come along way in crime since holding up a supermarket with a plastic luger

[@kdri155]

But at least he got the job as head of security....

[@andrewdavies1312]

@@kdri155 'bloody watch'

[@MarkMcCartney]

The illusive sh-a-dow 😂

[@Ismail-FIRE]

@@MarkMcCartney no stone unchecked

[@aredub1847]

I like how he steps through the previously broken glass table, which nick shattered dropping a glass on it.

[@PhflyDan1]

It's the heavy in the background bringing in the drink. When he hears Nick getting REAMED he just slowly backs out!!! PRICELESS...

[@nickbrutanna9973]

Notice how Rory steps THROUGH the fucked up glass table, from earlier. Part of the fun of this movie is how stuff interacts, like the guy on fire running out of the "Samoan Pub"... which we later find out was Rory.

[@dudermcdudeface3674]

You gotta look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it is all a deceptive facade.

[@AndyCigars]

A few nights ago, Rory's Roger Iron rusted...so he's gone down to the battle cruiser to catch the end of his footer....

[@DarkPeter]

fuckade

[@arreaba]

a fat geezerz north opens

[@DarkMatterX1]

@@arreaba Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else

[@thetimelapsesketchbook.9088]

Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game

[@scottyunitedboy2925]

About 15 years ago, Empire Magazine (a UK film magazine) did a retrospective of each decade of filmmaking from the 40s onwards. Their summary of the 90s was it was the decade where filmmakers gave their audience respect- Lock Stock, Trainspotting, Pulp Fiction, Boogie Nights, Fargo, Reservoir Dogs et al- this scene perfectly shows this.

[@markmadden84]

0:52 No idea why but the fact Mr Breaker kept the broken table frame from earlier on in the film makes me chuckle.

[@Seir]

He probably ordered a replacement table top

[@mez7736]

Yes! And also how at 1:04 he steps _through_ it as he walks over to Nic the Greek.

[@suzannemoogan9675]

Vas is a wonderful actor,always way back from when I use to watch him as a kid in Spatz, first thing I saw him was OFAH as Lennox I was 6 at the time the scene where he steals the frozen peas, shoving them down his top, and pulling him out as fast as he put them in, still cracks me up to this day, he just has amazing timing. As to Guy Ritchie, both this and Snatch are masterpiece movies

[@pwareham61]

He made that episode. The bit where he was shoplifting was hilarious.

[@unohoncho7727]

Lennox Gilbey lol, I watched that DelBoy episode when I was 12 - He was Winston in the 'Delbert Wilkins Show' as well around 1988 ?

[@blagoyeblaz3507]

I knew it was Lenox! 😄 i watched the movie yesterday for the first time, and was like - is that the damn, elusive sha-a-dow?

[@manns101101]

@@blagoyeblaz3507 sha-a-dow - OFAH was also quality!

[@rainierr9356]

With that “What’s goin on here look”, slapped all over your Chevy Chase - classic!!!!!

[@stephenpowell5912]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@АлександрДемин-ц6й]

What means "slapped all over your Chevy Chase"? Sorry, i don't speak english very well.

[@rainierr9356]

@@АлександрДемин-ц6й UK slang where they rhyme a word w the actual thing being referenced. For example, face = chevy chase. It can get more elaborate like 'meet my new china' which is new mate = plate = china

[@benjw84]

@@АлександрДемин-ц6й cockney slang, the last word of the rhyme is the what the word is, chase rhymes with face, another example apples and pears = stairs

[@aredub1847]

@@АлександрДемин-ц6й if you watch oceans 11, it is explained there. cockney rhyming slang. trouble = barney rubble = barney. we are in barney = we are in trouble. probably a criminal thing, like the mob used to do.

[@jaygill5582]

In fact you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick!

[@yneshAshanti]

Cos if you don't, I'll kill ya!

[@YouTubeSupportTeams]

They don't write them like that anymore!!

[@PuissanceMandataire]

I was at Peckham Rye close to Oxford Circus and this actor was in the shop with his son! I didn't realize it until the guy left, I was talking with the shop owner, he was telling me he couldn't stop talking and I was like yea he sounds like he just came out of a Guy Ritchie movie or something, and the shopowner was like YES he was in a guy ritchie movie, and told me who he was, I couldn't believe it, made my day! what a personality!!

[@12000gp]

Peckham Rye isn’t close to Oxford Circus

[@PuissanceMandataire]

@@12000gp yes it is, it’s in Soho not too far from Liberty, on Newburgh street (the pedestrians-only zone).

[@12000gp]

So not in Peckham then?

[@PuissanceMandataire]

@@12000gp Peckham Rye is a store in Soho.

[@12000gp]

Well there’s the thing I’ve learned today then.

[@189394]

Don't ‘‘Uuh?’’ me, Greek boy.

[@Michaelcoogann]

10 years ago.. Where are you now in life lol

[@Omnicras]

The master of clarity

[@eliotmccann2589]

The way he walks through the broken table- splendid.

[@manns101101]

top notch scene, writing, and acting.

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

This movie is in my top 5 for best dialogue/writing of all movies.

[@bishbosh80]

that`s a continuation of an earlier joke... he`s holding a glass of juice that he was going to give to nick the greek! he breaks mr breaker`s glass table by accident with the first glass of juice. this is 1 of my top 3 films!

[@thunderbolt1739]

"I don't wanna see it after a sample, i don't wanna touch it after a sample"

[@MrNuclearturtle]

Don't know if any one noticed, but at 0:22 the small guy on the left with the drink is the same dude throughout the film that gave Nicholas a drink during various meetings that Nicholas dropped, and the third time now with Nicholas being threatened, he slowly and awkwardly slinks back into the darkness when he knows he shouldnt offer a drink.

[@charlesfulcrum3170]

Classic lines, delivered brilliantly

[@stewmass3018]

Vas did such a great performance as Rory. Criminally overlooked on Top 10 Psychos lists.

[@richardkent2014]

love this film love this scene 16 years later i still wet myself saw this opening night with special person real good memorys

[@joestewart-paul3260]

Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholarse XD

[@normliwanag5685]

Wandered into this flick without knowing a thing about it, standing ovation at the end 👏

[@DavyRo]

Talented actor he was amazing in Lock Stock

[@blackblurable]

Mr Breaker, today my name is Mr Breaker

[@GismoTron]

I love how he comes in with the milk, sees how big it's going off and then slowly backs away... with the milk, which Nick will no longer be needing.

[@DizzieDaCrazzie88]

i love how your comment is so stupid likeu

[@GismoTron]

You're a simpleton, do you know that? Can your tiny little brain process that? Cretin.

[@delboy-su3wf]

​@@DizzieDaCrazzie88NO

[@Siyko]

The chair spin at 0:51 is what does it for me

[@AxxinTheSupernova]

Every single time for me. 😂😅

[@trapgod9690]

The chevy chase line is one of many great sayings

[@gabrielmascitti8418]

CUZ A NOT FFFFFFFFFUCKING LAFING NI KO LAS

[@thatldnfella1464]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@GrymligastPS4]

Jesus this is almost 20 years old.

[@WhiteJarrah]

@supernova girl 21 now.

[@flybeep1661]

23 years.

[@dvg1985]

This scene is gold.

[@aleemdin111]

"Get Nick, the greasy wop, shistos, pezavengi, Greek gamoreh b*****d round here now, if he's still stupid enough to be on this planet" - my favourite line from Rory Breaker

[@peanarchist]

567th viewing and only now I realize he's stepping into what the coffee table used to be. What a masterpiece!

[@brianmcintyre2439]

Back when British films were great. Snatch is another brilliant film 👍

[@foxhounduk2k8]

I love how the sofas are still in their cellophane

[@macman975]

Incase you kill someone and then you can just take the plastic off, bleach the floor and hey presto, no DNA

[@WaitAMinute1989]

An ode to everybody's Nan.

[@velocgee2874]

@@macman975 Nope. Defo a cultural thing. anyone who visited a [UK] Caribbean home say pre-90 would be well familiar with this; everything covered to ‘preserve’ it. Think silk lampshades with the cellophane left on. WT.....! So many clever little things in this movie.

[@macman975]

@@velocgee2874 Fair play mate, good comment but my comment was tongue in cheek.

[@velocgee2874]

@@macman975 😉

[@djlv19]

"...how is it your f***ing stupid - soon to be dead friends - thought that they might be able to steal my cannabis, and then sell it back to me" - I lost it after that!! ...the best monologue for a character like Rory Breaker. Classic British humour.

[@prashantporwal4112]

Wаtсh Lосk, Stоооoсссk аnd Тwоооо Smоking Bаrrеls оnlinе herе => twitter.com/ba1cb29b39afa35d9/status/795842569875824640 Lоck Stоссk аnd Тwо Smоking Bаrrеls 1998 I ll Кill Yа

[@stephenpowell5912]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

I love the one from Cousin Avey from Snatch when he finds out Frankie was missing and goes to see Doug the Head.

[@Dr.Hoffman]

When he is in the pub and just says "No" after a slight pregnant pause.. Fkin perfect cutaway to the fire scene.

[@LG-kl3co]

I wonder how many more viewers know this scene word perfect !!!!!!!!!

[@ancientogre2925]

is this a declaration of war?

[@Fiercefighter2]

This is an epic scene, the perfect way to start an interrogation. he should have been a detective!

[@samanthab1923]

Been watching a lot of random movies during lock down. Mummy 2, & I see this guy!

[@jackstevens2437]

that “uh?” from nick the greek kills me everytime 😂

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

"Don't UUH me Greek boy!" 😂

[@marc7983]

Dodo998, it’s bubble n squeak. Cockney rhyming slang for Greek and also an English meal made of left over cabbage and potato mainly. Made from what was left of a Sunday roast dinner.

[@damionalbarr7961]

That was THE COOLEST and funniest scene in the movie

[@aronansal3057]

I like to think that the scene was unscripted around the time the guy walked on set with the drink, and nobody told him

[@anthonymeeks9275]

the most bad ass line in history.

[@speedrepublic5270]

The absolute size of Stephen Callender-Ferrier is unreal (Lenny, in the background). What a unit of a bloke.

[@JanssenOlthoff]

Shit i thought you were Screen Rant leaving a comment on my channel for a second there lol Ya that brutha eats his Wheaties for sure , still gets capped in the endo

[@chewblued]

that for me is the best scene in Lock Stock..very funny and a superb performance!!..'scratching your arse'!!

[@thegoldentemplar]

That damn, elusive, shaa-aa-dow

[@realPromotememedia]

Lol yea brilliant ... of Peckham

[@Lloydo79]

That's what the police have nick named me...

[@Coolio-bd7vt]

Reminds of the the game the Getaway “you talk to anyone or your late, the boy dies”

[@khalidbinwaleed5072]

The guy with drink in background was in the getaway

[@michaelpetrovich5353]

Good times, good movies, good music in 1999.

[@The.Badger.]

Vas Blackwood, brilliant! He was great in “Mean Machine” as well!!

[@noluntas]

best crime comedy movie ever. period.

[@logalogalog]

A literal perfect cosplay of Jimi Hendrix.

[@ratcatcher7]

@GloveBag It's "Walk this Land" by the E-Z Rollers

[@smithmeister]

Lennox from the supermarket con has really upped his game hasn't he?

[@deanslife1]

Fools and horses ? The phantom

[@smithmeister]

@@deanslife1 No! The Sh-Ah-Dow! 😎😂

[@deanslife1]

@@smithmeister ah yes that was it! Bloody classic that and shows what a legend Del is. Oh and the shadow is also in the Govnors film ? It's a really good one if you haven't seen it

[@hammersmithhardman4228]

Dam you!! You beat me to it 🤣

[@smithmeister]

@@hammersmithhardman4228 trousers off birds!

[@arcadikoorda]

Some sublime dialogues and superb acting. Well, what else do you need?

[@richardnorman1158]

Best film ever absolute quality

[@cerealjoker9461]

Cause im not laughing NICOLAS! 😂😂

[@TheBiakko]

« Is this a declaration of woh ? »

[@darth856]

So many people have tried to imitate this movie. But no one has done it as well.

[@ricstanley8769]

With that what's going on ere look slapped all over your Chevy chase 😂😂😂 love it

[@Doire1992]

The Shadow isn't robbing his local supermarkets safe

[@beastlycad]

quality scene!

[@tutube998]

LOL! Now, Mr. Bubbling Squeak...you may enlighten me...

[@karthiknagarajan9798]

Actually its "Mr. Bubble & Squeak" -- Cockney rhyming slang for "Greek".

[@tutube998]

Karthik Nagarajan ;) Thanks, Nikolas!

[@stephenpowell5912]

@@karthiknagarajan9798 🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@ryanlymbery856]

Bubble and squeak

[@russelledwards001]

Fucking hell mate it’s bubble and squeak lol. Nick the bubble innit!

[@lonestar6709]

_"Don't uh me, Greek boy!"_

[@5762dg]

Now Mr Bubble & Squeak you may enlighten me

[@RaisedByWolves79]

Just so good... Love it

[@BradleyUK]

They would of done a spinoff with Rory Breaker

[@datatsushi2016]

Nah. Makes the character more memorable when you don't milk them.

[@brucesguitardemos8197]

Forgotten how good this film was

[@tshepo5462]

This is a classic scene!!

[@Blackwater_House]

I’m going with Milk. Milk is a very popular drink in England, because of the fact that a small Bottle of Milk was given to every student, every day, in Primary School.

[@graemew7001]

@@gingerjacaranda I'm giving this a like purely cos someone has said it....typical Tory move......no conscience because they have money and not living hand to mouth every week. Don't they realise that in order for there to be the rich in life then there has also to be the poor otherwise how can richness be judged. I'm getting down off my soap box now!

[@engelbertpatrickdebruin7999]

still crying with laughter every time i see this with this scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 in 2021

[@liamsutcliffe473]

One of the funniest scenes of the film 😂😂😂

[@farrahj7988]

IM NOT FUCKING LAUGHING, NICHOLAS!!

[@VillemarMxO]

Nick-O-Lass!

[@billywhizz7772]

1:25 of pure comedy genius , curtesy of Lennox Gilby. 🤣

[@wink1eafc774]

Bloody watch!

[@billywhizz7772]

@@wink1eafc774 That damn illusive Sha-a-dow.

[@Kazuyasan9999]

@CrAZyManN1993 I've seen this movie 4 times and the line still gets me every time. Classic film.

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

"That if you DID you wouldn't have turned up here scratching your ass with that "What's going on err?!" Look slapped all over your Chevy Chase!" 😂

[@hannahnathanrosewell7129]

Its the shadow out of only fools and horses bloody watch 🤣

[@castelfrancoG]

Vas Blackwood! The one who should of made it. What a talent .

[@stephenpowell5912]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Pmsl after 21 years in 2019 watching Vas Blackwood as Rory Breaker in Lock Stock.

[@ROCKaholic]

I'm serious, ya tossers. If ya haven't seen this movie yet, get off yer arse and watch this film and prepare to be amazed. There's a reason it's such a cult classic. This is comedy, and filmmaking gold.

[@thommccabe7445]

Sat with him outside a bar in Belfast for a few hours sound dude

[@JanssenOlthoff]

U chilled with Rory Breaker? That's fucking awesome.

[@thommccabe7445]

@@JanssenOlthoff yes good time was had 😊

[@honiideslysses12]

If u don’t think this bit is hilarious, he’ll kill ya!

[@Super_Stan]

if you laugh, he'll kill ya, if you dont laugh, he'll kill ya, in fact, youll have to work very hard to discern whats to be laughed at from whats not

[@BenFleury]

So many memorable quotes in this movie, especially this clip. Nick-ol-arse

[@Sevatar_VIIIth]

Poor Kenny: "Shotguns....what like guns that fire shots?" Barry the Baptist : "Oh you must be the brains of the operation, that's right guns that fire shots." 😂

[@westham118]

The running joke with the drink and the glass table 😂 bloke walks in with a drink then walks back out

[@ArckadyMacdonald]

Mr. Breaker is a fucking legend! Seen it sooo many times, yet I laugh everytime I see this bit :)

[@kcjones3950]

Little Lennox did well for himself

[@GismoTron]

@siddougstu No it's not. It's very clear he's backing off because Rory is going crazy at Nick (He comes in at the point Rory mentions delectation of war). If you what you were saying was actually right then Nick wouldn't of had the choice of a drink, as he'd only drop it again (so he wouldn't of got asked... if you get that?). Watch it again and you might actually understand. Then again, you might not... hence your comment.

[@kevinblake343]

Love it when he says don't ugh me Greek boy lol😂😂😂😂

[@E.OrthodoxMHNIN]

Mr. Breaker. Today, my name is Mr. Breaker.