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[@sofiaaaxo]

Super proud of Max for doing 50 days and building a habit. But, and I honestly hate to say this, George is right. Max, you did a great job but you didn’t complete the initial challenge/bet that would lead to the Disneyland trip. As much as i wanna see George propose, it wouldn’t be fair. Maybe do a new challenge? Idk

[@CarlyGayJepsen]

Max was actually spot on about George thinking what he has to say about his day is not important, he seems like a guy who would want to make sure someone is laughing and having fun first which is sweet but I think he could actually benefit from Max’s advice

[@marslia]

max missed the opportunity to make george take him to disney for him to grow his beard out...

[@Teaganarni]

i was thinking exactly the same thing

[@daisarmstrong]

George, as a London girl who genuinely got back from my 12.5hr hospital shift this evening and ate fajitas for dinner… My dad’s whole side of the family lives in New Zealand, and I have a younger brother (3 actually). So I’m here and waiting…

[@friezenfan]

Well George what are you waiting for?

[@isobel5563]

Max failed the podcast challenge but happy for him that he’s been able to incorporate the gym into his routine and is feeling good about himself! Well done Max

[@AnIrishMan500]

George seems like quite a private person deep down which is no prob(me too).But when he talks to Max seriously sometimes about dating challenges etc. it's really interesting to listen to.

[@barbiechyqa9192]

It makes me so sad lmao. Glad he can have therapy on the pod

[@emmafarley9770]

not letting max’s Olivia Rodrigo reference “hurt people hurt people” go unnoticed

[@torizz9781]

I lovedddd the therapy segment of this episode!! Max you absolutely hit the nail on the head with every word

[@miab4851]

So, I think George's future wife is: - at an evening pottery class with the girls (the ones where you can have a couple of classes of wine) - exploring Portobello Road market (maybe getting one of those minimalist permanent bracelets) - at a quiet brunch spot on a Sunday with her bestie/sister - visiting book stores and charity shops in fancy parts of London - part of a run club (she doesn't go every week, but tries to) You're welcome 💁‍♀

[@han.ridl3y]

I love seeing which pokemon teddy Max will bring on the pod each week 🤗

[@sarahjean1232]

George growling “piglet” has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all day😆😆

[@edwardcaswell]

Given max kind of did the challenge (in spirit), his reward should fit the same spirit. So a day trip to Alton towers (the half hearted Disney, like max half heartedly “completed” the challenge)

[@pinkmonkey444]

Everything that came out of Max's mouth this episode was spot on and truer words haven't been spoken. A king amongst his court. Slay king.

[@rad8373]

Personally I love the just max and george episodes!!

[@kc4658]

oh george you melt me a little ngl.. if you’re interested in a blonde, 5’3, 22 year old who does not work in a hospital but would definitely cook fajitas on a monday night.. let me know lol

[@jejepalmer]

i really love the conversation about dating in this episode. made me so happy

[@harrietbrxwn]

maybe the 66 days were the friends we made along the way

[@Katiesdumpingground]

I’m not saying you should do the exact opposite of Disney and take Max to a football stadium and instead serve him divorce papers outside butttt it’s an idea

[@neonclawsavie]

That’s hilarious and perfect

[@friezenfan]

I had visions of George fake proposing infront of the disneyland castle and then Andrew stepping in doing a real one. But it will never happen.

[@Rizzy.Lizzyz]

What are Callum’s credentials. You guys should interview him!

[@hereitszara1497]

the whole conversation of george not asking enough questions just makes me think he might have a touch of the tism. its possible as well that perhaps hes coming across disinterested on dates and stuff from this but not picking up on the social cues that the girl is offended

[@jeffgumer3784]

That is...ridiculous.

[@geeooo]

oh my fucking god if I see “a touch of the tism” one more time i will rip my skin off

[@trojee9602]

I agree. I always thought that’s. He’s always fiddling with stuff and seems uninterested when anyone but his friends are on

[@niyameow]

yes

[@islagurney3272]

Yes.

[@ellie.1908]

still shocked that max can actually drive fully convinced it's a simulator

[@lucyloo223]

The real challenge was the friends we made along the way

[@camhusmj38]

George is right the number of nipples on a mammal is the same as median litter size (to the nearest power of two). That’s why humans only have two nipples because our median litter size is 1.

[@jeffgumer3784]

George, "cracking the code" is LOTS of drinks! Losing your inhibitions. Having FUN!

[@tamsindave]

i loved this episode with the deep talks its geniunely so nice to get a 3d view of you both xx

[@maja7996]

watching this made me realise why i'm still single, it's bc im literally the same as george, i'm acting the same way he described lol

[@eeshajamil8503]

Can I just say, I’m loving Callum’s addition. He seems like a genuinely mature, lovely person And yes, agree with all the advice and deductions Max had this episode _for once_

[@han.ridl3y]

Best part of Sunday 🙏🙏

[@mmmartinax]

@1.08 “Elena Gilbert doppeltganger” - the reference is for a series called “The vampire diaries”, the character Elena had a doppelgänger who pretended to be Elena and mess with people and the guys that fancied Elena.

[@possiblyignore]

teckets still makes me giggle

[@JBW27]

37:43 "What's my future wife doing right now" - Probably Show and Tell or learning to tell the time 😂

[@phoebeeowens]

why was george singing oliver tree surprisingly good

[@scoobydooisanobbsesionsave8755]

I think max didn't unfortunately do the challenge BUT he absolutely still deserve the Disney land trip for what has he done

[@djkmi]

MAX DID NOT COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE

[@fearnelox]

SHHHHHHHH

[@JBW27]

Max did not complete the challenge. If he were on Fat Families, Steve Miller would be buying Max a one-way ticket to Fat Fighters for being slovenly on too many days 😋😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Genuinely, I'm proud that Max has done as much as he has, and has evidently lost weight, BUT the challenge was 66 consecutive days of at least 20 minutes of exercise, and that did NOT occur. So, Disneyland is out of the question, but you can still go somewhere together as a congrats for both working out a lot recently. Dno where though, Spearmint Rhino or Bob Bob Ricard, whichever you fancy 😂😂

[@matthewgodin5288]

Max definitely failed but they should still go to Disney - as a punishment have max dress up as Donald Duck the whole day

[@ahaha272]

He’d enjoy that

[@connieharrison6077]

Genuinely think max would love that tbf

[@conniemackayy]

I’m a midwife and had fajitas yesterday…is this a sign

[@blueberryxbugaboo6902]

yall should get both your parents on the pod i can see that being a hilarious ep

[@camhusmj38]

His name wasn’t Marathon - that was where the battle took place. He ran from Marathon to Athens.

[@Ledgend]

This pissed me off so fucking much

[@anthonyorsini]

"He ran from Athens to.. somewhere.." had me cracking up.

[@lannik_0]

Thank you ..I was itching

[@ChorltonandtheWheelies]

You look really healthy and trim Max - that's the important thing ( sorry boring comment but just had to say) love to you both - hope you smash the tour! Break legs and all that Jazz 😎😚✌

[@shannonpaterson1179]

Favourite part of my Sunday tbh x

[@jasminemcmahon3893]

George your future wife is currently sat on her sofa eating a bacon and sausage sandwich and not leaving the house because she has crippling social anxiety xoxo

[@clolo1119]

yes love the eps with just you two! I also live for Max’s little “whaaat?” P.s good luck with the first show tomorrow!! 🫶

[@Nonsense_thepodcast]

George should take you to Disneyland but you should do an exercise after every item of food or drink you have

[@ct5625]

I'm sad that Chris wasn't there to point out that George's chair broke because it wasn't built to hold the weight of such an enormous cranium.

[@m1scha]

george looks so realistic… i could reach out and touch him…

[@ameliamasters4836]

why was this episode lowkey emotional

[@grxce.x2]

next vid you two should oil up ‼👍

[@Katielomax7]

Agreed, especially George.

[@pagesbyheidi]

i hate to admit that a straight man is right but i fear in this circumstance george is right i’m sorry max xx

[@katietaylor2804]

Watching this while eating tuna🥲

[@ssophieex]

0:00 the sharpay warmup 😂😂

[@mriarnkin]

just clocked the picture of max on the board…….

[@n69357]

is it just me or did max's mic sound really quiet today? loved the pod anyways 👌🏾

[@iriskirby9434]

Max barely did 50 days of the 60 day challenge he did not complete it !

[@hollykerwick5297]

I think max did really well , its so much harder for some people to start a routine then others

[@legster983]

6kg is a lot of weight to loose , that’s really impressive in that short space of time ! And this has been one of the funniest episodes you’ve done ! So much random nonsense, I love it !

[@Megan1hnjffhjhfjnrhjjyrnjyehh]

Max literally gaslighting George the whole fitness challenge 😂

[@MadelineHarte]

I feel like George is struggling deep down I really feel for him

[@waffleamv_]

i'm proud of max but i can't say he actually completed the challenge fully lol

[@marietaylor4797]

id like to see the disney land content but max failed on the third day so

[@lake2181]

max didnt complete the challenge but he still deserves the trip to disney bc hes literally just a girl 🤧

[@nicolesctt2]

max 100% completed the challenge.

[@helpfulhistory]

Could George’s future wife currently be at home trying to research new episodes of her history podcast?👀😂

[@_DN-xp4ro]

51:16 that came from the heart

[@MillieNuala]

not a maths professor or anything but last time i chekced 50 != 66, sorry max

[@iriskirby9434]

Max definitely did not complete the 60 day challenge

[@rachelwade6735]

Sheep don’t have enough nipples for their babies. So if a sheep has three lambs, then farmers put one of the lambs with another sheep that’s only had one offspring, to play it off as their own. Otherwise they have to be bottle fed.

[@LeahHumpherson]

“I’m so cuddly. I like you!” 🐨

[@beepboopbeep111]

why is max not wearing shirt

[@gabsonmars]

you should get arthur tv in as lawyer in regards to the 66 day challenge

[@gingernproud6514]

Max completed it! Disney time guys

[@_DN-xp4ro]

it's possible to fail a challenge and still be successful. losing that much weight? and developing a healthy habit? that's a win.

[@LeahHumpherson]

Hello George

[@hannahbumstead8849]

Take max to Disney but as a forfeit as not completing the challenge, George must make him do the scariest ride

[@Abbiebuda]

Damn think i’m george’s future wife I work in a hospital and am training to be a midwife, max said delivering babies that’s me✅ wholesome, spends the weekends in and hate going out in london would rather be at bingo, bowling or cinema ✅ has family who live abroad in europe ✅ and wants to be closer to my dads side that live in europe ✅ however don’t have a younger brother have younger sisters and one of them watches your videos. Think you’ve found your bride, see you at the london show on the 18th :)

[@Samantha-pu4jo]

i don’t think max completed the challenge 💔

[@kp48313]

I agree with the cubic inch thing because having some width is way better than a skinny one

[@lun4rv4lley]

Max definitely completed the challenge

[@mollyboww]

max i love u but theres no way ur going to disney there's no universe where that counts as a completed challenge, love u tho xx

[@mr.porridge4898]

55:60 babe if you don't mind let me have a go with the water polo guy x

[@nenetovar]

Have George open an ONLYFANS with nudes for a month while Max wear a beard 🧔🏼 for a month

[@ellamussen198]

20 year old, 5'3 girl that works in the hospital and is studying child nursing right here 😅

[@keisha7412]

no max, you did not complete the challenge but it would be nice if u lot could still go disney

[@sandratrujillo3947]

Amazing you finished 50 days but I'm afraid I'm not on your side Max

[@hellokizzi-roseoliver5222]

Me and my auntie watching this as George literally describes her as his future wife 🙈

[@arcticwerewolf2]

As much as I wanted to see that reward, Max failed that challenge ages ago and he knows it :(

[@Gi-hk6gx]

“wHeRe ThE hElL iS eVeRyBoDy GeOrge”

[@K0tcha1412]

Max definitely failed the challenge and George shouldn’t have to propose to him in front of the castle. BUT he should take max to Disney because that’s content

[@JBW27]

32:09 - 32:17 Clip that fruitiness 😂🤌🏻🤦🏻‍♂️

[@Simoneee-downie]

I would love to see Disney land but maybe make max do a punishment

[@fearnelox]

MAX DID GREAT ITS DISNEYLAND TIME

[@szanonn9014]

Max you didn't complete the challenge :( proud of you tho

[@jessicalatus583]

Max is the WINNER TAKE HIM TO DISNEY LAND ❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉

[@meganthecarrott]

MAX WON THE CHALLENGE

[@philippaadamson7470]

Max completed the challenge 100%

[@Akw4r6]

Sorry max, but George is right.

[@gracelee7795]

He failed so he should take George to Disney land no the other way around

[@issy29]

hi bbgs

[@neonclawsavie]

Max failed, sorry.