I can get out of this if I just don't make eye contact - Tom Segura

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[@JazzonAA]

Even his voice tone changed with the beard.

[@ctm75]

I just realized he looks like John Lovitz...god keep the beard Tom...

[@dtigert233]

It muffles the sound on the way out lol

[@tacotacotington3638]

TRT

[@davidreeder1544]

Its because he is fat like Burt

[@cjp111]

@@ctm75 He actually sounds like John Lovitz too. His voice definitely changed.

[@DopeyDude207]

This is actually Som Tegura

[@Daveyhavok832]

This comment is the perfect example of why comedy needs to be left to comedians.

[@ghostfox13]

...no

[@alexismunoz1138]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@lts_Jake]

No one told me that's what his face looks like

[@Weyeseguy]

😂

[@gasolineandwine]

Bro, when he was younger and thinner, he was a fucking stud.

[@sikeyouthought3887]

nonedescriptivepresence. Now he’s got a beard and thinner again and he’s a fucking stud again

[@acidwizard6528]

@@sikeyouthought3887 You're so right. I would absolutely destroy bearded Tom's sphincter.

[@ilhamgusmar2391]

He really looks like a bullied person, so funny

[@coreymineard]

This must be from before Tom hit puberty.

[@khl2445]

"mom i want Tom Segura" "we have Tom Segura at home" Tom Segura at home:

[@blp100]

His timing and delivery is impeccable

[@mossymoose8920]

definitely will go down with the greats. dudes just a naturally good storyteller

[@swettyspaghtti]

Looks like a grown up Gene Belcher.

[@Winteramen]

Holy sit 😂

[@josephjames2011]

you should actually watch the eugene merman (gene) special - eh 2014????

[@shatnerhasselhoff]

Sounds good for the role too.

[@moneybagshastings2247]

Haha! He's done this skit at several different venues and the "sales pitch" is different each time. And each time it's hilarious.

[@leolopez3088]

looks like a modern peter griffin

[@pan.syrinx]

Crazy how Tom Segura went from a sweaty nerd to badboy leather wearing bearded comedic genius

[@DailyDriftingVirtual]

you forgot about the glove

[@loltroll85]

is that TOM SEGURA?

[@CJW0056]

1:05 lmao...so spot on

[@s1ke912]

I swear there is this one guy that lives near me who walks the streets a lot and he told me he rode his bike from georgia

[@unsound_7]

Deplorable Me what is that even mean that whole thing after I don't know if you could help me out or not but *weird house*

[@unsound_7]

*noise

[@AJ-ut8cz]

And this is why I will never shave my beard.

[@bobedwards7455]

Or why you should have never grown it....Tom looks good

[@Ramezk23]

@@bobedwards7455 idk about you, but women would never even look my way if it was not for my beard lol.

[@Charlezard.]

Reason #2 why dudes all want to get out of the military.

[@Voidaken]

Once you grow it, you are locked in.

[@somecharactersnotallowed1319]

gotta hide the double chin somehow

[@wallomaie1752]

Tom looks like he calls his granny " Mee-maw".

[@J3MOdh3NOWX3S]

Wtf do ppl say that shit ? Its one of the most irratating things to hear.. "My mee maw". 1st time I ever heard it so was in my teens, maybe even early 20s.. And was like wtf did u just say ?

[@southern_merican]

Same as aun-tee

[@southern_merican]

I love his "nonchalant" delivery technique!

[@rambofan334]

BIKES!

[@SuperCHC1]

Da fuck you took?!!

[@rambofan334]

HOLD MAH POCKET! HOLD! MAH! POCKET!

[@999predators]

The Man of Tea I hate breakfast

[@bopaproduction]

Tooom tooom, i watch a lot of netflix

[@matteric2814]

Sup kane

[@kellycarr3184]

That shit is too funny and spot on. I'm currently homeless and deal with the kind of homeless people he's impersonating on a daily basis. It's amazing to me how some of these people have lived as long as they have.

[@TaraConti]

Hope you’re able to figure something out. I know how much it Sucks! People don’t realize how quickly life can turn around. In either direction! 🙏♥️

[@MarayaGavin5839]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love old & new Tom nothing has changed 💯‼️😂😂

[@ryanexsus]

I used to play for the Falcons, and we would run Trips Right 22 Hook lol

[@dylan8550]

Ryan Bradshaw hes quoting part of the standup dummy

[@zayajazz817]

His chest hair is majestic

[@geezuscryst13]

His Frank Caliendo stage was adorable... blessings

[@EbolaSquirrel]

2nd morning ive started with Toms standup.

[@Charlezard.]

1:12 BIKES!

[@afti03]

"do a flip" as someone who has done thousands of flip, i flipped when i heard this joke, lmao

[@realpropnote4305]

Flipping amazing

[@srkenne]

Jon Lovitz actually looks pretty good for his age.

[@cernstormrunner7263]

Not having interactions with crazy people on a daily basis has been one good thing about working from home since the pandemic.

[@scribesntribes]

Segura is my all-time favorite comedian 🤣

[@jevaughn6198]

I like when he said I brought my scooter from Dallas in the other version lol

[@unsound_7]

yeah dude that's on thrilled. too hilarious

[@JonahGhost]

this man will never be homeless. the mindset of a champion

[@belforio]

And if you fall - $2. LOL!

[@donmiller2908]

I would have said "want to make ten bucks? Hit yourself in the forehead with this hammer" "No, I mean a good whack"

[@aaronkristofer18]

First heard this on Thrilled! This is probably my favorite Segura bit

[@Accurize2]

Plot twist: The reason why he’s getting approached in the first place is because he didn’t make eye contact and instead walked around like a insecure person. Make eye contact with them first and then walk quickly towards them while saying “hold up, you have a warrant” and they run away…works every time! 😉👍

[@freerobert6969]

He'll yea

[@heroichitsuji]

Does anyone else think that he looks like Peter Griffin w/o glasses in the thumbnail while making that specific expression?

[@khl2445]

the italian version of Tom from a different reality

[@bokunoeigomusic]

Dude looks like jon lovitz

[@bertall1ca]

He even sounds a little bit like Lovitz, just a little bit.

[@lanewebb1328]

I see no resemblance whatsoever

[@jeffsmith894]

Like artie langes gay sober brother

[@johnchance2340]

I was about to say this. It's the voice mostly but the bald double chin isn't helping.

[@ZIEIaou]

never mind that tom seguras hair has turned upside down by now

[@outerlimit1999]

This is how I imagine Martin Prince Jr from The Simpsons would look like as an adult.

[@XfStef]

I guess I owe Tom a couple of $ for that amusing back flip he did while trying to dunk...

[@Elfunko99x]

"I'd talk to you, but im afraid id murder you, so please don't fucking push me right now" seems to work sometimes lol

[@theresacarpenter6681]

Has anyone else noticed that Tom Segura gets more attractive as he gets older? Not to mention he is a great comedian!

[@normalpacemaker]

" not after that weird shit u just did " LOL

[@matthewtimothy]

Tom Segura is Jon Lovitz's long lost son?!

[@ColinMalcolm]

this video is proof that gravity can pull your hair from your scalp to your jaw over time

[@eduardocespedes4666]

2:10 it's a win win deal

[@XenusMyHomeboy]

His voice evolves into Bearded Tom... If you change the speed to .75

[@tomanycooks]

i ask a homeless dude for a dollar before he could ask me... he was dumbfounded

[@evamonroy8110]

Oh no...what a spin!!!.….I LOVE THE IDEÀ!!!....YOU ARE A RIOT!!! 💕❤️❤️🌟

[@ankakul5530]

Did he just say BIKE !?!

[@ZackeTheBrute]

Tommy buns has come a long way.

[@charlesjoseph730]

I like the version on his thrilled album the best. But props for trying different tones.

[@sm0keyMcP0t420]

Tom went from looking like Bert's older brother to Rogan younger brother

[@jacobpacheco3165]

I've had homeless dudes approach me and ask for "a couple bucks" while im wearing big ol Bose headphones. They do not care.

[@JesseCottonOfficial]

Classic Jerome Fogel.

[@bassycats]

Young Tom looks like Dave Karoffsky from Glee

[@the2theonly672]

He looks oddly like peter griffin with no glasses

[@chescarino]

i understand why he has a beard now

[@davidszakacs6888]

The homeless guy sounded like Bobcat.

[@yankees21393]

I remember when I was in New York and this homeless dude stopped me, and this was the only time I didn’t just keep walking, and he talked to me about how he was Mike Tyson’s sparring partner and he ended up asking for money to which I replied I don’t carry cash

[@Ironmurs]

Comedy Central presents - Tommy Boy Segura

[@thrillamanilla2545]

Lmao i thought it was a tom imposter

[@Lugenfabrik]

He looks like an Armenian cab driver.

[@screensaves]

the beard rly changed him

[@khl2445]

Tom in the 90s

[@andrewtomas6108]

Pretty cool seeing bird keister doing one of Tommy's bits

[@wildeasage]

Mommy turned into Aziz Ansari at 0:47

[@pringlesmegastack8575]

i’m glad to see all that hair went to the bottom of his head

[@JCqh6664]

you see the drip

[@dogisnotreal1]

Old Tommy reminds me of Cartman from South Park.

[@rdc8850]

I have been watching some movies and everybody lookslike tom now lmao

[@kajakjohlopi7843]

If you could turn down the volume of the jingle after the video me and my neighbors would appreciate that.

[@jackkraken3888]

I had no idea Jon Lovitz was this funny.

[@thornedoesstuff6363]

Man he looks so different now.

[@anurai1]

peter griffin lost his glasses

[@andreapeterfly3063]

wow.. can't believe this is the same person.. crazy :)

[@Beardedgentlman]

Tommy Bunz

[@OneironauticalOne]

Its a baaaaby Buuuns!

[@oatenweezy]

Thicc boy nation

[@solmenuoner]

Lol crazy apparently some homeless dude died because he did a flip for $5 and landed on his head. The dude who offered it got arrested

[@ericangiolillo3488]

hmmm sounds like a good way to stop the homeless problem and the stupid people problem in one shot...

[@geodude7116]

I had seen this in the news as well. Maybe he got the idea from Tom.

[@tomtomkingbenito5998]

Seeing this after knowing the new Tom 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@selfmadeinvestor2984]

Is it me or does Jon lovitz look like tom segura?

[@lateblume4208]

still skinnier than burnt

[@doctorswifto5422]

Imagine christinia eating this toms scrum

[@travisewald1]

This is actually Eugene Murman

[@johanfalk2875]

I wish you guys would show the name of the special or show and the original date it aired when you guys make these uploads.

[@lolflix]

From Russell Peters presents that aired on Showtime.

[@m.a.droofer4185]

Hemingway ain't got shit on me

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

Tom called in sick his little brother had to do this chow

[@jordanterry690]

Lookin thin, Tommy!

[@mrjace3]

His style is very much like Azziz

[@Lomhow]

Dude there's a guy on the Chicago Green line that does flips in the train car for money. Fuckin poggers bro

[@michaelsampson8437]

He gets sexier with age I can't wait for ten years from now

[@darceyduggan2955]

thank god he decided to grow a beard

[@morimemento8351]

lol now i get it

[@TheNostorian]

Yeah... I'm never shaving my beard.

[@jessewhitmore2201]

This is Jon Lovitz....

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

When Tom Segura was Burnt Christslurs

[@ChrisBoulas]

SUP KANE!

[@samcocherl680]

He sounds like Lovitz

[@TheSkullConference]

Embarrassingly enough, I've been homeless a few times for a few years. I've never asked any stranger for money. I have made use of homeless shelters and services, though, but I used them to improve my skills, worth, and to build my money up. I've known many homeless people who "spange" (sit on the corner with a begging sign) and I always looked down on them. Usually they would do it to buy pot or alcohol anyways and they admitted as much. Let me just say that, coming from someone who's experienced homelessness many times, do not give your money to beggars. It does not help them get back on their feet. If you want to help a homeless person, give them a job and pay what you think is fair. Chances are they will the reject the job, though, because it's harder than sitting on the sidewalk with some cardboard than to actually work and they also make much more than minimum wage begging anyways! That's even more of a reason to never give to beggars! It just enables them and gives them a sense of entitlement to your hard earned money! The people who give their money to beggars are giving them the benefit of the doubt when almost every time, the beggar has no real intention of getting a job anytime soon, even if that intention is subconscious. Don't give beggars money! Give them a job if you want to help!

[@diegorocha2826]

How do you feel about giving them things like food and water? Also interesting insight, glad you commented

[@elisabethgrill4395]

i like his recent shows more

[@gumdroplandfilms]

That boy is thick!

[@anadin0612]

Tom with hair looks the R word, big words.

[@Dimitrija69]

funny stuff here