Tom Segura - Meeting Bruce Bruce - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

Tom Segura runs into fellow comic Bruce Bruce on a flight and finds out that he has a very particular taste in comedy.
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[@Adiscretefirm]

This channel is so much better since I started skipping the intro sequence.

[@hottubz1965]

The intros suck!

[@tylergarza8695]

@@hottubz1965 They're ironic. you're looking at it wrong

[@hottubz1965]

@@tylergarza8695 Irony does not equal funny, or entertaining. To each their own.

[@tylergarza8695]

@@hottubz1965 Then like i said, you're looking at it wrong. They're overproduced on purpose, and it's funny. Just because you dont see the joke doesn't mean it's not funny. It's only a small number of viewers that decide to be pricks and hate on shit because they can never be fully satisfied with something.

[@macaronicheese8721]

Well they're even worse now that Ari is gone.

[@PhatGirlLuvr68Comix]

That's my new motto: "Twix, Skittles, shit like that."

[@jameskim1505]

Word

[@negativeindustrial]

That’s how you lure those fat girls?

[@mort3338]

@@negativeindustrial exactly

[@gregorybenoit8526]

BIKES!

[@JadeDude1973]

I love Tom's Bruce Bruce voice... it's a lot like his Steven Seagal voice. :)

[@jasonrocco2886]

Jade Prout YESSSSS

[@whatsinthebox5504]

they call it a Skippy.....skip...skip..skip

[@maximeb190]

''I KNOW!!! I BEEN SAYING THAT SHIT!!'' I completely lose it, his voice acting is hilarious omg! XD

[@tragicbeatzs8183]

The hilarious thing about this is that if you know bruce bruce that sounds just like him and everything man omgggg lolol

[@SKAchurro]

I come back every other day to hear the, "WHOOP WHOOP!"

[@wardfamily4868]

The whoop whoop is from Bruce

[@mysticstylez5854]

It bothered me the crowd didnt know who Bruce Bruce is. Big props to Tom for knowing him. Bruce Bruce is hilarious and a legend! "All the skinny hos let Bruce Bruce hit it!" - Too Short

[@bighomieJ5X]

Never would of thought Bruce Bruce was a Andy Griffith fan 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@00belief00]

i love this guy great story teller .. funny as hell

[@cpear56]

That Tommy beard is on fleek

[@shooterkid23]

Can't wait till I can achieve such levels of beard

[@generiddell179]

I can totally dig how enthusiastic Bruce Bruce is for Andy Griffith. The film of No Time for Sergeants is a total howl, as well as his stand-up he was best known for at the beginning of his career (the fifties through early sixties). Of course, it was mostly family-friendly material, which at the time was the best ticket toward film and TV work.

[@MooseBme]

Bruce Bruce: A man so great, they named him twice ;)!

[@brianbayer4868]

This guy cracks me up every clip is hilarious.

[@AntonQvarfordt]

"This Is Not Happening" has really boss intro/title sequences.

[@chunkymon1508]

"I need to get somethin' to eat..."

[@whoisharo4689]

The short scenes in the beginning of these and the multi-camera shots of the guests are VERY expensive. This show must have bank.

[@baab4361]

BRUCE BRUCE IS A FUCKING LEGEND

[@CoffeeAndPaul]

One of these days Tom's going to run across Garth Brooks in person. When that day happens... he might end up in jail 🤣🤣

[@AK907guy]

"Are you fucking with me right now?"

[@jonesjones6108]

Cheers from Boston 🥃☘️🇺🇸

[@jamshust]

TOMMY BUNNS

[@xaviergarcia8274]

Trippy hilarious.

[@garrettcarlson7018]

I always question on whether or not he's funny. I've laughed way harder at other comics but regardless I still watch all of his standups and used to watch his podcast. Like funny not gut wrenching but also keeps my attention the whole time. Easily one of my favorite comics don't know why. The common mans comic i guess.

[@carljohnson2050]

It is funny because I can see Bruce Bruce doing this

[@AnimalFeaturesTV]

Tom is the the goat

[@evanabbott2737]

The woman who got Bruce Bruce candy for no reason........😂😂😂😂

[@man_on_wheelz]

That's always been the running joke with Bruce Bruce, he's so large you gotta say his name twice.

[@Greg-wz6fp]

To be fair the Andy Griffith Show was pure genius in how he let his co stars have so much of the spotlight

[@powdernitz]

i love bruce bruce

[@milesmccall2301]

His Bruce Bruce impression is spot on.

[@garbougesenior3486]

You know your a big boy if you have to say your name twice 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@huskytzu7709]

He looks like the dude from the Hangover

[@autumnl2393]

I was thinking the same thing 😂 lol

[@keifjonz]

This is hilarious!!!

[@baentertainment53]

I want to meet Bruce Bruce now.

[@BenDover-hw4xt]

One day I hope to achieve Bruce Bruce status. Even Tom Tom status would work.

[@clairek8651]

Them dogs just look like big puppies 😍

[@markpereira1975]

Is this your show Ari or is it comedy central’s show? This is such a great idea. I love your show

[@jamalpeoples3736]

Ari hasn't hosted in almost 5 years.

[@markofcain2761]

Wow. I have a man crush on this dude.

[@Protectobot]

I thought he was gonna say Kat Williams for the setup for ‘funniest cat of all time’ 😝

[@guitarwi3rdo]

Bruce Bruce got that juice juice

[@alexandergiandettore]

Anyone see Bruce Bruce and yell Andy Griffith is the shit yet?

[@wlp4368]

Ginny Weasley behind him!!

[@MistaKwayzee]

TOM TOM

[@giraffesareselfish9563]

Andy Griffith is the best show ever, but Don Knotts made the show much better. Andy was funny, but Don really made it magic.

[@adamberry6637]

The amount of effort that goes into the intros and they get so over looked

[@rosslenoir4373]

wow. I also know a Bruce Bruce that is gigantic.

[@SchwhatNow]

The subtitles for this are so far ahead from the actual audio.

[@Gandhi_Physique]

I do like Andy Griffith tho. I usually hate TV but for some reason I like to watch it.

[@MrRegD]

I was hoping to hear more...

[@DANTHETUBEMAN]

Andy Griffith though he was gonna be a big star transferring to the big screen movies, but he was type cast to tv and bomed out in that one,

[@alufcex]

Tom Segura is the best

[@unclebrownfingers6738]

MORE JEANS!!!!

[@christianmatthews1006]

Bruce Bruce is like 4 Bills

[@jimmyjones5607]

Goddamn these intros bruh...

[@suspicioustumbleweed1356]

+Jimmy “The Goose” Jones They're badass tho

[@jimmyjones5607]

Suspicious Tumbleweed* i agree, but not after binge watching all of them xD

[@positivelygrowing12321]

Video starts @00:45

[@ludmillagutomo]

having a sudden craving for twix

[@nintendo6462]

I've been having good videos on KZbin man. I spend hours on here. Completely entertained. Everything i want. Football, comedy, guitar lessons, Medicare fraud. Haha kudos youtube.

[@joshuahymer15]

“And he goes “ then I go” “then he goes “ then I go” 82% of Toms vocabulary

[@allentastic]

I’ve watched two standup bits today that reference March 13th… the other being a Lewis Black schedule filmed the day the world shut down for covid… 3/13 is my birthday… very strange.

[@dt-hf8vz]

man these old TINH intros are so much better than the new ones

[@daltonio6001]

Both suck

[@blaghdad]

That minute intro seems so much longer in slow motion.

[@rowlissthebenigndrow3145]

Waaaaaahhhhh????? I never heard of Bruce Bruce 😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@mturker100]

Did the entire crowd take Xanax first? Jesus.

[@dappleben7223]

Beans & Buns

[@ListenerOfficial]

how many people looked up Bruce Bruce

[@chill1224.]

Hey I love the Andy Griffith show but if we’re going that era I’m going with Sanford and son.

[@Purenrgy]

5:58 Episode 215 was March 20th 1967. Season 7, Ep. 27 -- Titled: Howard the Comedian

[@likecrazyhorse]

I found this shit out in jail. Everyone would stop playing spades long enough to watch Andy Griffith, then right back to cards

[@bizkithead669]

I wish the wolves actually caught Ari.

[@joseluismariscalreyes6384]

Running into sparsky

[@submissiveproviderstboth9485]

my sister and I drove him from the airport to U.C. he broke the arm rest in our dad's truck 😍😍🤗😇

[@TheHehe1223]

I looked it up, Episode 215 did indeed air March 13 1967

[@youtubeviolatedme7123]

This is the kind of guy who would demand to see your birth certificate before wishing you a "happy birthday"

[@jaefrmbk2k]

👍🏽

[@TheShrededward]

I just watched it, and it's about a mayberry local (howard sprague) trying his hand at standup comedy, and pissing everybody in Mayberry off, and then they realize that it's just jokes. It's far from the best episode, and Andy isn't funny in the least in that episode.

[@SirVic42]

@@TheShrededward Of all the episodes of AGS, how many other ones were about standup comedy? Andy Griffith was a very funny dude, with a comedy career before TV, but that's a really deep cut.

[@christopherchapman2493]

Only episode to feature a black actor in a speaking role

[@riotpoliceTRELL]

I appreciate a comic whose humor doesn’t rely on being loud

[@voztro]

( how females tell jokes)

[@notkjjk]

@@voztro An unfair generalization. There's no shortage of loud, obnoxious male comics. And there are plenty of subdued female comics, don't be an ass

[@voztro]

NotKJJK I’m not an ass I’m just saying a female comedian never made me laugh I got female friends who make me die but not comedians. I’m not an ass I’m just saying how it is. And I haven’t named any loud obnoxious guys besides one or two. The rest are chill soooooo

[@voztro]

NotKJJK go be a keyboard warrior someone else loser

[@notkjjk]

@@voztro LOL, like you know any women in real life outside of your family. Edgy satanist boy. Stfu

[@duckywenselcomedy]

I work at a comedy club. And Bruce Bruce always rips on me. He spent a weekend getting at me because was in the front serving, so I was an easy target. And he always just had something good to say. I was fine with this...because it was fun and funny. After the weekend he caught me in the hallway...shook my hand...and said, "Thank you for being a good sport." I was shocked of the geniune kindness in this, as it's understood in the comedy club as etiquette to take comic banter with a grain of salt. But that moment really stood out to show what an amazing person he is. I was like, "You can pick on me any time you want, your BRUCE BRUCE!" He just smiled and went on with his day.

[@matkavelimatters4148]

"No, aspergers! I didn't see episode 215!" Hahahaha

[@TexasBaker]

I swear I thought he said "ass burgers", like intentionally

[@dirhido9665]

@@TexasBaker fck me too lol

[@EauRouge]

@@TexasBaker lol me too.... 😂😂

[@spartan1010101]

@@TexasBaker The best part is that he probably said it like "ass-bergers" mentally lol His name calling is fucking legendary.

[@conflicc5505]

I wanna hear bruce bruce story of him meeting tom segura lol

[@butchreed5764]

Ikr

[@SpacemanXC]

It's amazing how guys like Tom can tell a pointless story about meeting a comedian I've never heard of, and still manage to keep my attention with consistent laughs. Fucking great story teller. His story about GHB had me rolling.

[@wowTasteThis]

I rewatched his special last night and realized this. His voice straight up hypnotizes you.

[@e1m1b]

Heroin!.. Are you serious?!.. J.K!

[@sgnl0446]

So true. I got to meet Tom a while back and hes nice as hell also.

[@steve8910]

I met him last year after a show, he's a totally awesome dude in real life too!

[@SquareNoggin]

SpaceManDawn His podcast with his wife is pretty good too, if you like hearing him talk.

[@tyrellthompson1228]

"When you say your name twice theres alot of you" That was supposed to have a bigger pop than it got lmao

[@Bozopeoples]

So did the 4 bills crack lol

[@RB-rk6qo]

Thanks Tyrell, joke Jesus

[@ardellacfuiellsalimia7836]

The crowd is listening to the story! 🤣

[@AshRektum]

@@ardellacfuiellsalimia7836 literally ..

[@STAIND12300]

@@Bozopeoples yes!!!

[@robkoper841]

I think Bruce Bruce was having a laugh at Tom's expense on this one. Fun Fact: Out of all 249 episodes of Andy Griffith (original series run), episode 215 is the *only* episode where an African-American has a speaking part (Coach Flip Conroy, played by Rockne Tarkington).

[@pocohax6552]

So animals spoke more than African Americans in the Andy Griffith show ?

[@robkoper841]

@@pocohax6552 Unfortunately, that is a distinct possibility.

[@MacchiMulatto]

Segura the goat of timing

[@bigperm3830]

tye daley false

[@InAshesWeStand]

+Big Perm L

[@scottanton7198]

+88frogtoes Andy Griffith

[@bkr1895]

I don't know Anthony Jeselnik's timing is amazing

[@IdoIndeedFlip]

Anthony Jeselnik may have good timing, but needs to work on... well, everything else.

[@mickeysavage2078]

What I like about this comedian is he seems like he's just the average Joe. He tells story's how it is without trying to be funny. Plain and simple, plus he's really likable.

[@NustingButsErrday]

Use his name smart guy

[@sasogorelick]

@@NustingButsErrday Tom Tom

[@beatmum]

You might say he's the personality champ

[@TehMighty]

keep featherin' it bruther.

[@jessicabecerril6169]

No disrespect but isn’t that the point of comedians… be themselves

[@PonchoBilly]

Bruce Bruce is an ATL legend, hilarious af

[@youwontlikemysteeze2945]

if only that crowd knew who bruce bruce was (you can tell they didn't).... this story was hilarious!

[@jaefrmbk2k]

loll word

[@blu3j00Ls]

Who is that then?

[@dinierto]

sadly I don't either but it was still funny

[@lisbethbird8268]

Well ima look him up on wiki or something cuz I never heard of him. So I think TomTom doing BruceBruce a small favor. Snicker, snort laugh.

[@Clouden3]

Saddens me that no one in the audience knew Bruce, Bruce.

[@Lintlikr1]

Bruce Bruce is great! I'd love to meet him. Tom Segura is a funny mother fucker too though. Funniest comedian of all time for me goes to Patrice.

[@2gritty]

Patrice O'Neal is a legend do you watch Corey Holcomb

[@InsaneBillykane]

5150!!

[@DontTreadOnUsBlog]

Lintlikr1 The thing about Patrice was the 'funny' never stopped with him. Not just his stand up, but the hundreds of hours of radio appearances and stuff like that, he was a comedy genius. #CultOfBlackPhillipLivesOn

[@bkr1895]

+Lintlikr1 Robin Williams dude

[@smecking]

+Friedrich Nietzsche Oh man, we can all argue who the funniest person of all time is but no one can deny that Robin Williams was, damnit... IS absolutely one of a kind. Truly unique. I will miss that motherfucker til the day I die.

[@HealthyAndrew]

4:18 “candy? Twix. Skittles. Shit like that “. I LOVE this part of the joke !!!

[@jesseperez3086]

Im pretty sure this os the actual quote

[@cedricsteed4645]

what other parts of the jokes do you love? sincerely, cedric p.s. I also love that part of the joke

[@dylanjones1990]

So bummed this was only one story, dude's one of the best right now.

[@kalebsmith4440]

Tom Segura has another one from last season if you haven't seen it. I think the older one was even funnier.

[@ComfortableTool86]

Dylan J for real, wish he had more standup videos. He has 1 full special on video and a couple albums but still I wish there was more shit, hes hilarious.

[@SamuelMartinez-zk7fs]

He has a special on NETFLIX

[@Its.keldor]

Ymh podcast

[@MovieHound17]

Id love to see a bill burr story...he can talk about nothing and make it hilarious.

[@ExaltedAvenger]

MovieHound17 HEY WHAT'S GOIN ON? IT'S BILL BURR AND IT'S THE MONDAY MORNING PODCAST.

[@MovieHound17]

Exalted Avenger How ahhh yaa!? How ahh the LLLAADDIIESS!!!

[@ExaltedAvenger]

MovieHound17 MeUndies! MeUndies! No more sweaty balls! Badoom boom boom.

[@arthurabel3775]

Jussstt checkin in on yaaaaaa

[@ravanaRTT]

Ohhhh the lovely NIIAA

[@edwardsanders4461]

Bruce Bruce almost hit me with his car whilst I was walking. That is all. 😁

[@justingrant4860]

Let's hear one of them

[@LoopWorthy]

I'd like to hear Bruce Bruce tell his side of this story...😂🤣😅

[@CrustofCreation]

lmao I love Bruuce Bruce, I would have never known he was obsessed with Andy Griffith.

[@shaadsucks]

Can TOTALLY attest to this. I opened for Bruce Bruce earlier this year, and we talked about Rick Flair for 2 days. Nothing else, just Rick Flair.

[@MrEffervescent]

woooo!

[@Crillin112]

Well, Rick is quite the personality. There is enough to talk about him for another 3 days.

[@shaunpearson7905]

How the fuck is talking about Rick Flair allowing you to attest to his love of Andy Griffith?!

[@bluemystic7501]

@@shaunpearson7905 - He's a passionate man, dumb ass ;)

[@nicobridge8635]

Lmao that's fucking hilarious.

[@misocriallo4379]

"When you say your name twice...there's a lot of you" 😂😂😂💀

[@MrTonyMontana1177]

How many of you mufuckas are looking up Andy Griffith episode 215?

[@keithfreeman470]

I love tom. His new special was good. But completely normal was INSANE.

[@shnibzzz]

yes!

[@Smokealotofblunts]

Do you or don't you know dookie shoes

[@johnnyutah194]

both were about even for me. He just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Gonna see him tonight. Been a long time coming for me

[@BenjaminTheBatchelor]

I was standing right here and he kill that guy... **points foot slightly to the left** here

[@nickniehaus1763]

Rollsroyce44 "we heard you had on a blue shirt" "Yeah I stabbed those people."

[@OpentheLightAUA92]

This was uploaded on march 13. fucking fuck.

[@AmbientMike]

I dont know why but the "Whoop Whoop" had me dying.

[@autumnl2393]

Right I laughed hard probably because I can relate Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TacticalXRays]

i had surgery and watching this is killing me with pain through laughter. superdry

[@MalunoMcSketch]

To be fair, the Andy Griffith show was and still is awesome. Its legitimately funny with great characters and just enough risqué innuendo about the characters and situations. The wedding episode with Barney Fife/ Don Knotts in a wedding dress is hilarious.

[@robsfatglobs9120]

I live in mount Airy, nc where the show was based and it’s true, you can go to the museum and see the car and even his house

[@eagillum]

Was he funny?

[@JE551E_JAME5]

@@eagillum probably not like you're thinking, more like clever wit & charm. Not quite dad-jokes, but granddad-jokes, with that kind of gentle, quiet masculinity that makes alpha-male types take a knee. Think Fred Rogers as a sheriff.

[@jasonmcdaniel345]

Are you talking about Season 3, episode 31 that aired April 29th 1963?

[@MalunoMcSketch]

@@jasonmcdaniel345 I like the cut of your gib

[@kyos2000]

I have met Bruce Bruce many times and he is an extremely nice and down to earth guy. Really wish I would have known the Andy Griffith thing sooner!