FYI: Monique Marvez goes live everyday at 3:30 on her FB page for about 20 minutes for her thoughts of the day at: facebook.com/MoniqueMarvezOfficialFanPage and every Saturday at 8:00 pm, moving forward, Monique will live stream on her KZbin channel for 2 hours her radio show and rap up for the week at: kzbin.info
@titomlm4 жыл бұрын
laugh out loud flix PLAID PUBIC HAIR!!!! 😜😹🦅
@shananalexander97894 жыл бұрын
laugh out loud flix Where were you before I got married? I so could have used your wisdom
@peterlakers14 жыл бұрын
I wish I was your friend with benefits...😘
@genaroarciga85593 жыл бұрын
De la unica mabera q quisiera q se escindira de mi una mujer es cuando ya la conosco y quiero jugar a las escondidas. Monique estas mal, por eso nos acusan de acosadores pq inculcas esa logica en mujeres q nos vuelve locos de insertidumbre, esa insertidumbre no es linda, es un HORROR. Es como trabajar con un nuevo jefe y que te deba 3 semanas de fondo con el pretexto de que asi trabaja él y siempre el paga sus deudas y se libra de los intereses bajo la retencion de dinero que gasts en credito conbka targets lero nunca paga intereses de nada. Y si su mujer o el tienen una emergencia mandan al diablo al subcontratado. El trabajador dependiente tmb tiene que pagsr pero nunca el credito y la visualisacion de posición. Monique eres una estupida por hacer sufrir al hombre, ybustedes se pierden de algo magico aunque sea momentaneo. Losbhombres no solongastan dinero si no tiempo y desgsste emocinal tan solobpara conocerlas pero tu lo ha es asquerosamente mss dificil para los hombres sobre todo. Esa estupida insertidumbre creo q no la haz sentido ni en la retencion de ningun cheque en tu vida pq al parecer eres riquilla eres una fresa con conocimiento de señora con colmillo retorcido. El amor no sabe esperar si quieres a alguien aunque sea para sexo no lo hagas esperar mucho y no hagan perder tiempo ni dinero. Usted misma lo dijo somos SIMPLES y DELIRANTES pq asi nos quieren tener como tontos y es porbeso que dominan al hombre, a traves del corazon y el livido. E visto mas compacsion y cariño para los perros que a su pareja varon ybsolob estan pq les conviene y son CODEPENDIENTES. Es mentira q la mujer es mas caliente, es un pésima mentira y eso la vuelve en codificadora psicologica de un dominio feminista que castra no sólo el lívido del hombre si no de la mujer, hace mas difícil lo dificil.
@NickAdkison-ln5og14 күн бұрын
I just found your comedy & you are amazing !!!! Thank you for the laughs & helping me through the addiction battle I have been fighting in head !!!! 4 months sober & NOT turning back !! God Bless you !!!!
@gregwill72834 жыл бұрын
Monique Marvez is funny, wise and insightful. I love that she has, not only been through some things but has learned from the things she has been through. And there is nothing sexier than a woman who is comfortable with herself...and can make me laugh. I hope to meet her one day.
@genaroarciga85593 жыл бұрын
De la unica mabera q quisiera q se escindira de mi una mujer es cuando ya la conosco y quiero jugar a las escondidas. Monique estas mal, por eso nos acusan de acosadores pq inculcas esa logica en mujeres q nos vuelve locos de insertidumbre, esa insertidumbre no es linda, es un HORROR. Es como trabajar con un nuevo jefe y que te deba 3 semanas de fondo con el pretexto de que asi trabaja él y siempre el paga sus deudas y se libra de los intereses bajo la retencion de dinero que gasts en credito conbka targets lero nunca paga intereses de nada. Y si su mujer o el tienen una emergencia mandan al diablo al subcontratado. El trabajador dependiente tmb tiene que pagsr pero nunca el credito y la visualisacion de posición. Monique eres una estupida por hacer sufrir al hombre, ybustedes se pierden de algo magico aunque sea momentaneo. Losbhombres no solongastan dinero si no tiempo y desgsste emocinal tan solobpara conocerlas pero tu lo ha es asquerosamente mss dificil para los hombres sobre todo. Esa estupida insertidumbre creo q no la haz sentido ni en la retencion de ningun cheque en tu vida pq al parecer eres riquilla eres una fresa con conocimiento de señora con colmillo retorcido. El amor no sabe esperar si quieres a alguien aunque sea para sexo no lo hagas esperar mucho y no hagan perder tiempo ni dinero. Usted misma lo dijo somos SIMPLES y DELIRANTES pq asi nos quieren tener como tontos y es porbeso que dominan al hombre, a traves del corazon y el livido. E visto mas compacsion y cariño para los perros que a su pareja varon ybsolob estan pq les conviene y son CODEPENDIENTES. Es mentira q la mujer es mas caliente, es un pésima mentira y eso la vuelve en codificadora psicologica de un dominio feminista que castra no sólo el lívido del hombre si no de la mujer, hace mas difícil lo dificil.
@davidmartin10154 жыл бұрын
Monique is the real deal;so articulate, funny , amazing communication and empathy . All the best from Oz. Davox.
@rtdmna3 жыл бұрын
I understand everything she says, "we weren't green for the environment, we were green for lack of green". Lol I so know where she is coming from. Also the movies, i took it a step further, when i had kids and they went to the movies, i would pack them a picnic. Love this woman, she speaks truth and makes you laugh.
@beldaadrovel29902 жыл бұрын
My ❤️ breaks 💔 😢 "love hard", "Forgive harder " and "get as happy as you, can as fast as you can". I cried hearing an audience member saying that. 😢 love ❤️ this lady soooooo much
@maxsparks51834 ай бұрын
What a gem this woman is. 🌹
@Ameeranasser834 жыл бұрын
Who ever gave her a thumbs down is either one of her ex husbands or boyfriends or some girl hating on her! I am a comic and she is one of my idols AND she is STUNNING!!!!!!!!!
@purcelllash71774 жыл бұрын
One of her exs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She is funny and great!!!!!!
@Ameeranasser834 жыл бұрын
PURCELL LASH oh she’s hilarious and I can tell none of it is scripted. It’s all improvised! She awesome!
@thegardeningwriterTT4 жыл бұрын
She is great! So glad I found her! All truth and hard-earned wisdom.
@phil-oj3bw5 ай бұрын
WOW! I just recently fell in love with Monique's comedy. Just googled if she's single 😁. But this philosophical side is really something too.
@SanTory-s7i Жыл бұрын
This woman is a genius. Her observations are hilarious and accurate. I absolutely love her humour.
@garciedarling4 жыл бұрын
Monique is a national treasure!!Love her!!
@timothyhaskell82624 жыл бұрын
She says hilarious stuff, but I see her more as an inspirational speaker for women.
@melvinshelton84483 жыл бұрын
And for men. I am qualified to vouch for that. And she has a _very_ sharp wit. Sort of like shooting the wounded. What a woman!
@cliffordhill9078 Жыл бұрын
I love your point of view. You bring light to the heart. At 70 I just wish i could find somebody with your sensibilities. Love you monique enjoy your shows very much
@annecivetta6073 ай бұрын
We’re out there! Look harder.
@richardlisowski82744 жыл бұрын
I couldn't stop laughing! Her interplay with the audience was awesome! !! Lady is funny as hell!!
@sockoovocko7 ай бұрын
This woman just pulled me out of a potential depression.
@lovev9904 Жыл бұрын
I'm an Independent Latino. THANK YOU MONIQUE!!!!!
@gaiabandini81452 жыл бұрын
This woman kills me. She’s awesome in every way
@kus0mak4 жыл бұрын
She's funny and gorgeous! I love younger women who can make me laugh.
@okie49210 ай бұрын
“Do me any way you want,and when you’re done, squeegee me and bring me a jelly donut” IM DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤍
@Guitarmickey234 жыл бұрын
I just recently ran across your comedy for the first time here on online and am so grateful. You're wonderful! God bless.
@theresaehrichs88434 жыл бұрын
Hands down ur my favorite! So happy u came up on my feed on utube ! So I could hear ur comedy! I swear u made it for me!😅😂🤣
@quickdeuce4 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!! ",, you're just greedy and lazy, pick a team and play hard!" She is brilliant!!
@jv-lk7bc3 ай бұрын
as a guy i had to rewind that last bit for us and take notes. MM really is good at this. and always hilarious.
@jv-lk7bc3 ай бұрын
closing was moving for a couple reasons. Thank you, Monique
@johnportilla49784 жыл бұрын
Miss Monique Luv your comedy. You are a great storyteller!
@DavidLasoff4 жыл бұрын
Monique, you killed it!
@suemartinez8124 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the , spot on laughs. During this depressing time.:)
@ramona.vargas72984 жыл бұрын
She looks like she wants to cry at the end. You Know You Made it When The Audience Can Sing Your Lyrics Back To You. She Dope
@jimikelley1894 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this ! I always look forward to your new videos. Your material should be required viewing :)
@JJ334386 ай бұрын
She is just amazing I love listening to her!
@dubletar7351 Жыл бұрын
Omg Monique is HILARIOUS 😂🤣😂
@myquietreviews2 жыл бұрын
I like her!!! She brings a different & much needed spin to female comedy 💪🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
@garett70364 жыл бұрын
Wonderful Lady down to earth. Beautiful 💪👍❤️
@EdgarSanchez-lt2dg4 жыл бұрын
She would make a a lot of money as a couple's counselor.....or some producer could make even more money giving her a sitcom.
@clumsiii4 жыл бұрын
Total sitcom! She's got stories for days
@AngelRRodriguez34694 жыл бұрын
I WOULD WATCH HER THE ENTIRE SEASON, SHE WOULD KILL IT
@cedricksgoldman78514 жыл бұрын
🗣️Maaaaannn why was I just thinking thaaaat Real spit Fam FrFr 🥺🤯💯
@rtdmna3 жыл бұрын
True story, can you imagine! How stupid are television executives , they can not see that to get people to watch t.v again, they need to have a sitcom that has this content, and this talent. Because people that are a certain age do not like the crap they show these days, about gender fluidity, and feminism. Us older people want things that make us laugh, and it doesnt have to be cussing and ass and tits. We are not about equality and race. Most of us think we are all from the same race, its called the human race! And equality doesn't exist, because men and woman are biologically different, there are certain advantages to be born male and there are certain advantages to be born female. So how can there be equality, its not a black and white answer. One is not better than another, women are being taught that they can do anything, and thats a huge misconception. Why not say the truth, when there is a biological difference, it is not posibble for a woman to do anything, and visa versa. Blessings!
@JJ334386 ай бұрын
she is amazing with her audience!
@cedricksgoldman78514 жыл бұрын
I hardly try to laugh At her I'm gettin life tips An lessons she's Extreeeemely informative I Looooovvvve herrrrr her Punch lines tho Roy Jones Mike Tyson punches tho love herrrrr ugh
@whitsixkiller4 жыл бұрын
The margarine container that has margarine in it is the newest looking margarine container.
@deborahduthie45194 жыл бұрын
In the old days, my Grand-mother used to wash all plastic bags and hang them on the clothes line so they could be reused. One day I went to my Grand-mother’s and I looked out threw the window to see, plastic bags pegged on the cloths line and a few squares of plastic wrap.
@MrRomanpa9 ай бұрын
OMG, Haven't laughed that hard in a while. "Jelly donut!" Thanks
@Allan_aka_RocKITEman3 жыл бұрын
_"You can't simulate the smack of the bunnies!"_ *-- Monique Marvez* 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
@raymondmora26423 жыл бұрын
Thank you for keeping it real. Love you for it .
@carlahubbard72514 жыл бұрын
Being green latino for the lack of green is so true 👍
@rhondahulett97636 ай бұрын
Wow, I must be Latino...who knew 🤷♀️🤣
@MichaelMoellerTRLInc4 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing the one thumbs down was from the "little dude" who's no longer in her world.
@meli48804 жыл бұрын
My queen of comedy.
@johnduffy65468 ай бұрын
You are a treasure! Thank you for making me laugh
@flashtech64924 жыл бұрын
your are beautiful girl...your are defiantly blessed...your mother should be so proud.!!
@pokespencer234 жыл бұрын
“I speak millennial.” 😂🤣😂🤣
@damonmiller81184 жыл бұрын
Monique you are hotter than Charlize Theron she's too damn skinny
@cillaloves2fish6884 жыл бұрын
PURE AWESOMENESS!!!
@bonnienedza558 ай бұрын
Love hard, forgive harder & get as happy as you can as fast as you can❤❤
@lisac.24384 жыл бұрын
How is she not more famous?
@ORIGJINАй бұрын
That last sentence tho❤️🔥🥺
@marcosmarcosnelson76153 жыл бұрын
Most of this AWSOME Artists Comic is pretty accurate, except, Latino Hispanic live a Very Comfortable and Luxury Life. I was born in Beverly Hills California and grew up in La Mirada Mirada Hills and my parents owned the Largest Estate on our block, 12,000 square foot estate ALL in Mexican and Spanish style. So saying Latino Hispanic can Not afford Tupperware is NOT true. The majority of her disclosure is very true :)
@franzbruyere75082 ай бұрын
I've listened to a couple of her KZbin videos... wow, she really knows men and women :O :D
@randijohnson382 жыл бұрын
That's one of the realistic quotes I've heard. Amen sister
@mattgaming87174 жыл бұрын
Great advice from a bombshell of a gal.
@franklinbarango184529 күн бұрын
God bless ❤❤💫💫
@hanovergreen40918 ай бұрын
Fantastic performance.
@jbfonfrias91334 жыл бұрын
You're witty, pretty & painfully funny. I like you !
@jprp9994 жыл бұрын
It's a shame more mothers can't talk to their daughters like this.
@painterman73274 жыл бұрын
Awsome!!!
@Raymond-rr5iv3 жыл бұрын
I love this woman !!♡!!
@Guhonter4 жыл бұрын
Just when I think I saw all her material and it's gonna get repetitive she keeps proving me wrong...
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
She does keep some old kickers in there.
@Guhonter4 жыл бұрын
@@MeTreesndirt Yeah, but they sound to me like a reflex got triggered, I forgive her :)
@stevemoores5102 ай бұрын
You’re the perfect woman, funny and you speak the truth
@allenkranawetter9482 Жыл бұрын
Monique is just awesome and very funny
@johnwhauserman4 жыл бұрын
The funnest women in the business.
@johnwhauserman4 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan for along time.
@genaroarciga85593 жыл бұрын
De la unica mabera q quisiera q se escindira de mi una mujer es cuando ya la conosco y quiero jugar a las escondidas. Monique estas mal, por eso nos acusan de acosadores pq inculcas esa logica en mujeres q nos vuelve locos de insertidumbre, esa insertidumbre no es linda, es un HORROR. Es como trabajar con un nuevo jefe y que te deba 3 semanas de fondo con el pretexto de que asi trabaja él y siempre el paga sus deudas y se libra de los intereses bajo la retencion de dinero que gasts en credito conbka targets lero nunca paga intereses de nada. Y si su mujer o el tienen una emergencia mandan al diablo al subcontratado. El trabajador dependiente tmb tiene que pagsr pero nunca el credito y la visualisacion de posición. Monique eres una estupida por hacer sufrir al hombre, ybustedes se pierden de algo magico aunque sea momentaneo. Losbhombres no solongastan dinero si no tiempo y desgsste emocinal tan solobpara conocerlas pero tu lo ha es asquerosamente mss dificil para los hombres sobre todo. Esa estupida insertidumbre creo q no la haz sentido ni en la retencion de ningun cheque en tu vida pq al parecer eres riquilla eres una fresa con conocimiento de señora con colmillo retorcido. El amor no sabe esperar si quieres a alguien aunque sea para sexo no lo hagas esperar mucho y no hagan perder tiempo ni dinero. Usted misma lo dijo somos SIMPLES y DELIRANTES pq asi nos quieren tener como tontos y es porbeso que dominan al hombre, a traves del corazon y el livido. E visto mas compacsion y cariño para los perros que a su pareja varon ybsolob estan pq les conviene y son CODEPENDIENTES. Es mentira q la mujer es mas caliente, es un pésima mentira y eso la vuelve en codificadora psicologica de un dominio feminista que castra no sólo el lívido del hombre si no de la mujer, hace mas difícil lo dificil.
@kathyglass29222 жыл бұрын
Preach it, Sister. Don't want a boy, want a real man. Lots of chest hair, man colonge, and muscles!
@DeJaVu3373 жыл бұрын
I'm a Native New Yorker and can't enjoy myself anymore at a Club without 5 Gay guys trying to convince me that head is head. My response to them is "... I'm a Lesbian, and don't wanta open my eyes and see a dude with a mustache and beard" Yes, I wrote this joke 😁 The Gay guys at first are shocked with wonder and then they get the seriousness of my heterosexuality.
@manlalaban14 жыл бұрын
She’s funny as hell; she makes some really good points. For me if a girl/ woman is being vague and playing the hot cold push pull game I’m done with them as soon as I get an inclination that they’re manipulating the relationship. I’m not a dog I don’t bag and I refuse to be kept on a short leash just for some scraps.
@bobgillis11372 жыл бұрын
Pretty sharp woman. I am not sure if you are either a wisdom expert with comedic talents or Comedian with wise insights.
@michaelrocker90003 жыл бұрын
Yes you know I am new to your act but I swear the more I hear it the more I know I must have said those things myself. Yeah getting old kinda sucks.
@joeymorvant1614 жыл бұрын
Charlize IS hot, but Monique BURIES her! Nothing against Charlize, js.
@oscarvanwalstijn69028 ай бұрын
1. Love hard. Your heart is a muscle. Even if you're loving the wrong person consider it cardio for your spirit. 2. Forgive harder. For they know not what they do. 3. Get as happy as you can as fast as you can. It's nobody's job but yours. -- Monique Marvez
@marieclark46094 жыл бұрын
😆😂🤣😅👍👍🤘🥰🤩😍💛🧡 that was funny Netflix and a weiner she's hilarious
@garyzanghi927213 күн бұрын
She's Amazing 😍
@lb81414 жыл бұрын
The fucking best!
@michellericher92893 жыл бұрын
Does anyone know if she is dating anyone now? She is so funny. 😂
@michaeltuckerman69834 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a Monique
@AkmaWel4 жыл бұрын
really cool
@JSa-v2u4 ай бұрын
She is a bundle of wisdom wrap in a very nice and funny outer layer..... Exceptional!!!
@bigsur1753 жыл бұрын
I love you Monique ❤ I wish I could meet you I'm 63
@googleedood97214 жыл бұрын
#thebunnies 😆😅😂🤣😭😂
@johnbelmore11788 ай бұрын
Even though she is very funny..she's right
@peterlakers14 жыл бұрын
I wish I was the her friends with benefits...😘
@himdimhim10 ай бұрын
CLASSY!
@lennyrechik7445 Жыл бұрын
I love to see you live in a club one day ,,I will shake your hand and say thank you,, funniest lady,,,, on the comedy circuit,,
@perlaadame96354 жыл бұрын
Shes Cool AF
@lennyrechik7445 Жыл бұрын
Lol,,, you know when you're Old is when you know what a Hasek ,,is
@damonmiller81183 жыл бұрын
Monique you don't need a man to fix your car just need one to raise the hood and check the fluids occasionally if you know what I mean
@mattcler78494 жыл бұрын
i think i'm in love but shes twice my age
@josephepps78054 жыл бұрын
U know she can b ur older woman phase!😉 n every guy shiould have at least
@lindanorton2088 Жыл бұрын
She is very funny! But don’t listen to her advice or you will never have a happy marriage. Men are not stupid, men will not respect you if you don’t respect them. Men know when you think they are stupid and they will treat you with equal harshness. Men don’t mind listening, in fact men are better listeners then woman if they are into you. Doesn’t matter age or waist size or if you are confident in the sack. The right Man will always love you if you respect them.
@LelaStrika4 жыл бұрын
I want to be like her or talk like her
@ryanmcguire99513 жыл бұрын
I'll be your soulmate😘 that's not how it works? Well, I wanna be🤷
@ENAIRAMA14 жыл бұрын
I want to have tea everyday with her!
@lolflix4 жыл бұрын
FYI: You can, Monique goes live everyday on Facebook at 3:30 PST and then Live every Saturday night at 8:00 PM on KZbin: Here is a link to her FB page: facebook.com/MoniqueMarvezOfficialFanPage/
@LeileeBaker8053 жыл бұрын
Ok Thank you
@antoinemichaels49094 жыл бұрын
not barbie but so beautiful
@zendo14107 ай бұрын
oh i dont do much work on my face
@Aki-sd5ch4 жыл бұрын
Are you still single Monique???
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
Go to her website. It is above .
@MeTreesndirt4 жыл бұрын
She must be. She is isolating alone in L.A..
@paulmorin22343 жыл бұрын
She has a good routine.
@jimh7124 жыл бұрын
Cell phones are great We don't have to talk to you We can just text you you
@echomorris99473 жыл бұрын
FBI Miami °|¢π
@allenkranawetter9482 Жыл бұрын
Iva young man today get dating advice from watching porn movies