Longmont Potion Castle - Liter Of Salad

[@Mussido]

The responsive laugh that goes on too long and the “yeahyeahyeahyeah” are absolutely genius.

[@ther1rida]

It kills me

[@waylonjenninz]

No it's not.

[@bracejonathan5447]

@@waylonjenninz shut the fuk up bich

[@BadJellyman100]

It's like Max Headroom, it's brilliant

[@nf4866]

@@bracejonathan5447 I'll *whoop* him!

[@stfuomgdude]

calling a pizza place from a pay phone is such a fucking funny throwaway bit

[@guardian8903]

Tru

[@guardian8903]

Lol

[@ZeranZeran]

Yeah, large, sure and 32 breadsticks

[@octocoq]

That laugh holy shit

[@dronespace]

Lmfao

[@Godzillafan1980]

Nightmare fuel

[@ZeranZeran]

Haha _HEH_ _HEH_ _HEH_ _HEH_ _HEH_

[@andyeccentric]

yeahyeahyeahyeah

[@craigory87]

HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.HA.

[@cig3661]

He literally makes a fever dream out of a phone call

[@chunkmcbeefnob717]

It's what I love about him and SPCC.

[@cig3661]

Thamfur Dithpray what’s spcc?

[@RAB6969]

Thamfur Dithpray RRU

[@RAB6969]

Nick Ciganik a guy who does prank calls inspired by LPC, he does em live on stream

[@Godzillafan1980]

If you heard this on ACID you might go insane

[@Karl_Marksman]

it's like having a conversation where you hear someone elses auditory hallucinations.

[@Essey001]

Reverse schizophrenia

[@silverladderAZ]

"I need about eight pounds of soda. Ten pounds."

[@itsfine5818]

The weirdest part about this is that the guy working at a restaurant had never heard of Thousand Islands dressing before

[@philiproszak1678]

Yup. That really stood out to me. I wonder where the restaurant is

[@shio7995]

some places call it russian i guess

[@nickwest_acoustic]

“Liter of salad” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard lol

[@Brave_New_Tube]

"I'm at a payphone, I'm on my way there." HOLD UP LMAO

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

He laughs like a guy you lose to in a street fighter arcade game in the 90s

[@weaseltears3785]

I love his description of Thousand Island dressing. “It’s like, orange? I don’t really know how describe it” I fuckin FELT that

[@burpostockings]

Isnt it just French dressing with relish in it? Or is that Russian?

[@ZeranZeran]

@@burpostockings It's like, orange

[@XxretardhaterxX]

That’s factual. There’s really no other way to describe i…

[@plateaugarden]

Hiiiiii

[@thundercockjackson]

@@XxretardhaterxX if you're the la li lu le lo then i wanna be shalashaska

[@seanromanowski]

We’re not doing 10 pounds of fokin pizza

[@marcduck111]

I just imagine a big plastic bag full of 10lbs of loose pizza

[@tombstonejones9581]

Lars Ulrich approved this message.

[@seanromanowski]

No dressing, put some on the side so I can experiment around

[@soundwavvves]

I mean you gotta experiment around, ya know

[@MattMorrissey1]

@@soundwavvves No dressing, yeahyeahyeah

[@andyeccentric]

yeahyeahyeahyeah

[@mikenormandy9250]

I've never heard a phone call be turned into an acid trip lol

[@jazzturkey2108]

I was tripping balls first time I heard squid sandwich. What a rollercoaster that was.

[@Godzillafan1980]

If you were on acid listening to this you may be permanently gone

[@TomMyersComedy]

@@Godzillafan1980 I'm gonna knock you around

[@Godzillafan1980]

@@TomMyersComedy look just give me what I NEEEEED

[@kylehyde215CA]

@@Godzillafan1980 I'm gonna call the cops.

[@dakotaotero4245]

“I just got out of prison” LOL

[@Tyler_Silva]

“Ten pounds. 10 ponds. Tin Powns. TEN PONDS.”

[@uncledoctor6920]

It's like if aliens tried to order food from a sandwich shop and their intergalactic text to speech and translator machine was on the fritz.

[@beehivecity]

I just got out of prison I've been looking forward to this

[@Harry_Blotter]

What'd u do

[@imalemon6626]

@@Harry_Blotter your mom

[@jolleh]

HA HA HA HA HA H

[@HenryMcGuinnessGuitar]

@@jolleh [HA][HA][HA][HA][HA][HA][HA]

[@TroutFarmer-]

You still out of prison

[@aaronman2817]

Lmfao I hope this guy never quits making these calls.

[@user-oo2gz9ln8v]

Aaron man serious

[@yesterdaysfire]

@@user-oo2gz9ln8v he lives in Portland, or and is a huge heroin addict

[@frederickfrick2765]

No he's not

[@cyber4055]

@andrew endres Nobody knows who he is, nobody knows where he lives ether.

[@aaronman2817]

@@cyber4055 I'm betting he's in the Denver area. That's where he first started making calls.

[@alexfriedman2047]

Those laughs that go on too long are soooooo funny LMAO. and then "yayayayayayya" LOOOOL

[@anonymoussource5344]

This was my intro to LPC last week. The man has changed my life.

[@ZeranZeran]

@@mattnhormann Mine too! Also "Skippers Housewarming" is what made me fall in love. This guy has cured my depression in that past year. I am not even kidding.

[@alistercaddy1208]

Just listening to something so wild makes ya feeeeeel purdy gooooood up airrrrrrrr

[@Raventooth]

Great one to land on first!!! total madness

[@SuperBartles]

I recommend the Skippy phone call on LPC 13 - and the calls just before and after that.

[@Raventooth]

@@SuperBartles better believe im going to

[@wylodu]

The voicemail prompt that gets layered in toward the end is **chef's kiss**

[@noranygard]

Are you still there?

[@kudjo24]

This is like if Max Headroom's stoner son called you up an acid trip

[@uncledoctor6920]

"I just got out prison I've been looking forward to this". My face hurts

[@nosferaatu]

god i’ve listened to all his stuff so many times and i still cry laughing

[@guardian8903]

Lpc knows no time

[@margaret6839]

Never heard this one and I seriously just lost my mind

[@EponymousOpus]

I don't think there's anything that makes me laugh harder than his prank calls.

[@norekfamily]

Same. LPC is the only thing keeping us sane in the midst of the pandemic.

[@foamer5490]

"I'm on a payphone, I'm on my way there"

[@firstnamelastname5612]

The guy on the phone just gradually gets more worried

[@realtacobell]

My favorite part is how the entire first 3 minutes of the call was left to presumably Alex Trebek's voicemail

[@gremmyjame]

Thousand island stare

[@user-kr1fy4rf2x]

The "hello, nicolo's" cracks me up because i lived right down the road from this nicolos pizza. Im 80 percent sure longmont lives within 30 minutes of me.. hes always calling places in denver

[@syzyphyz]

Yeah i think he does live in the Denver area.

[@calebreitman7412]

@@alexfriedman2047 whats the band?

[@alexfriedman2047]

@@calebreitman7412 I can't say I don't think. He already got mad at me for mentioning his full name on another video. I can tell you he's noone famous or anything though. He's just some guy.

[@calebreitman7412]

@@alexfriedman2047 i might know him

[@ZeranZeran]

@@alexfriedman2047 WHO IS HEEEEEEEE I need to know, can't ya see Ms Painter?

[@matthewwilson5180]

10 pounds of soda

[@SpamNapkin]

Fountain drinks?

[@stevej71393]

I love how well the guy on the phone took this, unlike so many others

[@guardian8903]

Tru lol

[@PeterTeal77]

I love that this whole thing was left on someone elses answering machine

[@DiogenesUlyanov]

This cured my depression

[@possummagic3571]

No jokes, his prank calls really lift my spirits.

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

This cured my nephew's autism

[@ZeranZeran]

@@BigSmoke-bu6ib yayaya

[@guardian8903]

W

[@toddtaylor5063]

I can’t believe the guy calls LPC an idiot at the end. This is one of the most brilliant calls I’ve ever heard.

[@macegreene5057]

This is The Eric Andre Show for blind people

[@MarcAnthem]

Brilliant

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

@@MarcAnthem not that brilliant, he stole that comment from the comments in Count Dankula's MadLads entry about LPC

[@tjommidagg3296]

Eric Andre is a visual copy of LPC

[@svantearrhenius1]

Nah, I think Eric can easily become tasteless. LPC is much more refined.

[@SuperBartles]

possibly LPC’s finest 5 minutes.."I think you serve later, so whaddyouthink of that?"

[@slaterock4612]

Gonna start doing that laugh from now on. Really shut down conversations. This is absolutely phenomenaaaal.

[@iwontreviveyouft2460]

Can we have a 10 hour loop of that laugh

[@noranygard]

You bring me ten pounds of pizza I’ll make you a ten hour loop. Period. End of paragraph.

[@C.I...]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[@ZeranZeran]

yayaya

[@anticommyalwaysbarker82]

Yeahyeahyeahyeah sure

[@zstamb]

I just got out of prison. I was really looking forward to this

[@Kjca_1998]

"10lbs of pizza" 🤣

[@brendenheil]

"we're not doin ten pounds of fuckin pizza" 😂

[@nl1724]

Bro I can’t imagine being high at work and this being my first call 💀 especially in the 90s 😂😂😂

[@monferno1]

I do wonder what it sounds like on a phone tbh, the sound effects sound crazy with the quality of audio, but over the phone it would sound like a plausible audio glitch

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

Holy shit the pizza guy actually says one of LPC's catchphrases at 0:37 when he asks "Whatcha neeeeeed?" I wonder...

[@drlarryhonesquire]

i find my self sayin that stuff all the time, what yall got going on up in therrrreeeee

[@andyby]

@@drlarryhonesquire up'eeerrrr

[@ZeranZeran]

He picks up phrases and names from other people all the time, that might be what inspired im to start saying WHADDAYA NEEEEEED?

[@bondjames5792]

@@ZeranZeran morphed slowly into Skippy TELL ME WHAT'CHA NEEEEEEEEEED

[@shawnl650]

This may just be the best one yet... A masterpiece....

[@PieInTheSky9]

The pineapple pizza one is the best.

[@guardian8903]

Agreed, should be in a museum

[@OldCouches]

“I just got out of prison, I’ve been looking forward to this”

[@dubbscheckum165]

Before I passed away this is the liter of phone call I wanted played at my funeral

[@Godzillafan1980]

Holy shit man I'm freakin out

[@DonteWilsonChrisDorner]

"In a one horse open sleigh, Over the hills we go, Laughing all the way (0:21)."

[@Youcifer]

_HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH_

[@guardian8903]

Wp

[@alexfriedman2047]

I love how he's like casually like I need some bread sticks like 32 bread sticks. Like who orders 32 bread sticks wtf lol. 10 pounds of soda, and the wings 10 pounds barbe que. and the sandwhich , and the salad, end of paragraph. Whats the freakin sub total up there cat??????????

[@ZeranZeran]

"about 6 feet of wings" is what made me start crying from laughing.

[@alexfriedman2047]

@@ZeranZeran Where does he say that?? I missed it

[@Tunga-Duha]

@@alexfriedman2047he doesn’t l

[@khepri3266]

“I need a liter of salad, a sandwich, and a paragraph.” How can someone even combine those words together?

[@brendenheil]

*end of paragraph

[@Youcifer]

Ya got the words wrong, Charlie.

[@ZeranZeran]

"You need a DESK of cheez-its? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE MEASUREMENTS FROM?" _"Mary!"_ "HAHAHA, Okay. I'll be right back with a.. Hammock of cake"

[@Corkoth55]

@@ZeranZeran now there's a timely family guy reference 🤣

[@Littleguy123]

dam this is one of his best haha

[@nopeteys2424]

Stefan Milojevic yeah its good to see hes only getting better at these i hope he never stops

[@beemail6983]

I think I slipped a disk laughing at this. Totally worth it

[@TheSteakStyles]

this is exactly what it feels like to have a conversation with someone while on Acid

[@ADrunkCrayfish]

That laugh tho. H A H A H A HA AH AH AH

[@seanromanowski]

Liter of cola? HAHAHAHAHA

[@khonlylove6543]

Tim and Eric vibes with the laughssssssssss etc. LOL!

[@norekfamily]

I need a liter of salad, END OF STORY.

[@wmanishereonearth]

I love that when their personalities are still intact he just attacks them until they give up all defenses

[@mhoh6212]

this is easily one of his top 10 calls

[@DovahKanye]

The store guy is being unreasonable, there are scales now that weigh solids in liquid measurement, like fluid ounces or liters, I could have given LCP a liter of salad no problem. I mean the guy doesn't even have thousand island dressing. Then the guy says we only do wings by weight, but doesn't do anything else by weight, the store is a clown show.

[@Youcifer]

Yeah I bet they cater for the Clown Motel.

[@DovahKanye]

@@Youcifer Unlikely despite it's name those idiots are entirely serious.

[@Youcifer]

@@DovahKanye I'm just pulling your chain, Partner!

[@yucatansuckaman5726]

@@Youcifer he's a real straight shooter

[@aztecwarrior9511]

A large of why I like lmpc is because it reminds me of max headroom lol. Which i can feel the similarity here

[@Obamasanus]

Longmont created a masterpiece for all the worlds greatest newspaper nerds

[@tenissinclair3659]

@@Obamasanus OHHHHH MY FIIIIIILES

[@tenissinclair3659]

8 lbs of soda ah uh AH AH AH AH AH AH pep...pepperoni pizza

[@user-oo2gz9ln8v]

yayayayayayaya

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

Part of this reminded me of that song "Alan's Psychedelic Breakfast" by Pink Floyd XD

[@alexfriedman2047]

hell yeah dude!!!!!! "I need a liter of salad, and the sandwhich ,... and the paragraph"

[@donaldronson1387]

Breakfast in Los Angeles... Ten pounds of wings...

[@graxjpg]

Terry Riley did stuff like this with organ and sax in the 60s-70s

[@SimonDIvanoff]

I've scoured the net for as much LPC as I can find and somehow I had not heard this one yet! I agree with the comments regarding the nightmare fuel laugh at the beginning 😂

[@shawnnigga6429]

Bruh I'm tripping balls

[@bushmaori]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@whiskeyandapples]

somewhere in the cacophony at the end, when he says “I just got out of prison, you know, I been lookin forward to this” my laughter reached a pitch I’d never heard come out of my head before, like some cristopher-lloyd-in-who-framed-roger-rabbit level sh*t, and then it blended in with the cacophony so well it made me laugh even harder. and then I woke up on the floor.

[@KillYour_TV]

Real story?

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

Nothing can beat 2:06 to 2:20. I die every time I hear that part

[@ZeranZeran]

10 pounds? Liter of cola? _HA HA HA HA HA HA HA_

[@kinematosis]

This feels like it goes on for so much longer than four minutes -- not saying that as a bad thing.

[@falsegarden]

60 wings, uh, barbecue

[@tomreilly100]

You had me at Liter of Salad

[@guardian8903]

I love how urgent he is at the begining

[@neopetfukcer]

I just out of prison, I’ve been looking forward to this

[@samweisberg3673]

This and the other echo pitch shifting pizza prank call (“flashback takeout”) made me cry laughing on the subway, many stares

[@residentevil4freek]

This is just chaos

[@AxioMunk]

Yayayayayayyaya, HEHHEHHEHHEH uuummmmm aauuwww

[@debrasue2793]

0:38 He wants to give LPC what he neeeeeeeeeeeedds

[@ZeranZeran]

I lose it every time at 0:38 "Okay can I get a Salad :)? - _ROHOOAARRRR_ _DEEP DEMONIC WARPED GARGLE_ yayaya

[@Mr.Ndrangheta]

Shut up already. Don’t you have a pride parade to go to?

[@dirkdarwin2571]

Yayayayaya

[@NemorisInferioris]

He says 10 things at once

[@ZeranZeran]

whaddaya mean? _AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH_

[@ClavicleCleric]

It's like he's talking in 3D

[@handyalley2350]

What you neeeeed....

[@breadbaker5449]

Get what I neeeeed

[@DiogenesUlyanov]

I aspire to this level of genius

[@viral_videos257]

The whole things is genius. A liter of salad.

[@Corkoth55]

the name of this YT channel sounds like one of the many names of LPC

[@GeddyRC]

Corkoth55 they all do, I wonder if he’s creating random KZbin accounts to promote them lol

[@The-Black-Death]

Literal DEMONIC prank call

[@Jones-pj2jk]

Sometimes my algorithm needs a liter of salad as a palette cleanser. Good to the last drop.

[@glof2553]

One of the best ones in a whilw

[@megamech2268]

i just got outta prison im looking forward to this

[@djgiga2]

OMG your channel is amazing!

[@ryohio4706]

I laughed so hard at this I hurt my neck

[@MrPeanutToes]

This is the funniest one I’ve seen yet

[@coldestbeer]

"What you neeeed?"

[@crystinamarie1]

😂 thanks for posting. Tom Green's podcast brought me here.

[@nopeteys2424]

What did tom greene say about longmont?

[@crystinamarie1]

@@nopeteys2424 it was a caller on his show. He mentioned Longmont. Had to come check out his stuff.

[@khaorix2667]

I just sent this to a friend with no context

[@ALADAR16]

this is insane 😂

[@bjamiork]

"10lbs of pizza" and "8lbs of soda" XD