Looking for the pythons in the Florida Everglades!

[@Jetblast01]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." Visibility: 10%

[@frankgustafson8045]

Does no one out of the 700 people who liked this comment have something to reply? I'll be the first I guess

[@keyspiderhole]

Fr

[@lekilla]

Static pov

[@Jake_Gotthard]

Bro turned the brightness to “moody” Bro legit took the “nearly blind” difficulty Bro fr turned on the “hive aura” ☠️ Bro turned his special on 😭 Bro IS the hivemind 💀 Rate them from 1 - 10 (idk why i added this but it’d be fun to see people rate the 5 jokes from 1 - 10)

[@The_Conquerer_Darklight_Pyre]

​@@Jake_GotthardDomain Expansion, Endless Swarm

[@d4rkech0]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." 💀

[@canadaman9373]

Just dont breathe

[@d4rkech0]

@@canadaman9373 no problem 👍 🪦

[@OmgItsKira]

😂

[@thecrown_jul]

​@@d4rkech0 He's actually right. I go to the Everglades myself almost once a week and the bugs are wayyy worse than what the video shows.

[@ryangeiter5869]

The bugs alone make me not wanna go. And I LIVE in FL. But the bugs don't look like that near my part, thank God. I'd move immediately 😅

[@ridiculousrandy1401]

The croc: "I don't like the way you're looking at me either."

[@hseranednish721]

Underrated

[@ramen_noods_01]

He's scared of being *yoinked*

[@mjgamingshorts9237]

😂😂😂😂

[@Subcribe_without_video.]

Lol

[@moddedinkling4168]

He's pissed off at the racist Floridian for calling him a croc

[@yourbasicbigurl9354]

"The bugs aren't to bad tonight ✨just don't breathe ✨"😂😂

[@Twisted-YT]

😂😂😂

[@pants7461]

“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” *steps in literal static*

[@ErikPelyukhno]

Bitrate 📉 😂

[@callmeshark_official]

If i walk outside and see moving TV static im going BACK INSIDE

[@impirialgaming7341]

I need at least a hazmat suit at that point

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@impirialgaming7341 NASA needs to hook us up lol 👨‍🚀👍

[@cocoacry]

“Just don’t breathe”

[@insertgoodname6931]

Bro is gonna have a final boss fight when he finds that 20 foot long python

[@THEPIECRAB]

No, he will be the final boss

[@FNaFan-tk6pu]

When I finished reading you comment @insertgoodname6931, I started to hear Jojo's Bizarre Adventure boss music in my mind

[@ILuvAyeAye]

I'm a little concerned how he'll pick him up. A 20 footer is what, 250 pounds? And they're crazy strong too.

[@Theraindomdude]

​@@ILuvAyeAye hes just build like that thats finna become his pet burh

[@JuanyEdits]

​@@ILuvAyeAye He wrestled a Python the size of a dog before, and took on a 15 footer before

[@aireka11]

Him: " He's pretty handsome tho..." Crocodile: " You don't look bad yourself..." 😂

[@Cplayz08]

Flattery cannot save him from the Florida yoinker though

[@ryukiniko]

End so was born Godzilla

[@unknownunknown5822]

"Welcome to Wendy's how can I help you" "Hi I'm in the Florida Everglades and I'm looking for the 20 ft Burmese python"

[@AvaOrtiz-mq9he]

“ the bugs aren’t too bad tonight. Just don’t breathe” great advice

[@DublinMeg]

That’s exactly what I was about to comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@elijahrobohm6242]

You mean don’t breathe?

[@M4R14H_H]

That bug part literally scared the life out of me, i looked away for a second and came back to that

[@heysigmas]

It’s “breathe”

[@AvaOrtiz-mq9he]

@@heysigmas sorry I didn’t pass second grade

[@wvykaine6157]

"Bugs aint bad tonight." That was a biblical plague.

[@peacedos1]

nah man, that's Australia

[@Officiallynotarizedverified]

Just don’t breath tonight

[@mariosverras516]

Naaah, not even the bible has any story like this man. This cant even be god's creation 💀

[@Eden_Nine]

@@mariosverras516 there is actually a Bible story that involves a plague of locusts but that’s no where near as bad cause I think those were mosquitoes or nats in the video

[@mariosverras516]

@@Eden_Nine Yeah, one of the 3 ( I think there were 3) curses that befell the kingdom of Egypt (the Pharao had imprisoned the people moses would go on to lead to safety) was a huge swarm of locusts that ravaged all the crops and spread famine across the land. However, I think the everglade is outside the jurisdiction of God cause even he wouldn't create so many bugs 💀

[@tyrantula2484]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." SIR YOU ARE STEPPING IN LITERAL TV STATIC WITH THE VISION OF A HALF DEAD 80 YEAR OLD WITH DEMENTIA

[@shrekhoodieguy5449]

You stole from two of the top comments and ruined their joke smh. What a shame.

[@xXLT06Xx]

That "Yoink" is the most feared sound in Florida

[@diegomedina9637]

Yeah why do you think we never get to see the Skunk ape in these videos? He's afraid of the "Yoink"

[@trainingartist7786]

Bro's the embodiment of Florida

[@kalidjackson]

Unless he has grills this comment is invalid

[@ZaphnathPanea]

​@@kalidjackson every ghetto motherfucker in any shit part if an american city has grills. Only florida has crocs gators and pythons all in one giant wetland... With a man walking barefoot through it at night grabbin em

[@melelconquistador]

What about the clip of the man eating cheescake out in the evergaldes durring the night.

[@coryclark5442]

But hes not in prison

[@bluesapphire2693]

Mmmmmmmm has he ever been in a wallfe house at three am

[@mkiller9764]

"Hey guys I'm here in Atlantis searching for the kraken, anyways look at this cute little megalodon"

[@victoremisho9432]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RRedeemed]

Cute little sea puppy

[@GipsyDanger_loves_kawasaki_h2r]

Megalodon be pissin himself after he saw this man that will yoink everything.

[@i2Craftyy]

Yoink

[@videoloversful]

See that a leviathan is just staying still inside gigantic cave..

[@prettyl3oyflow619]

The discovery channel need to recruit this guy

[@calebryder9206]

Definition of "Death doesn't scare me, he does"

[@vitoleskur]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" while bro is filming literal TV static

[@KublaiAndKhan.]

😅 lmao

[@lesleyjorge3795]

Too bad tonight there’s just about 500 swarming my feet

[@rivenc9394]

😂😂😂😂

[@michael2026]

“Just don’t breathe”

[@laserproductions3748]

😂😂😂

[@levibarns7576]

You know they’re from florida when they call Alligators “swamp puppies”

[@that-guy6640]

Ikr 😂😂

[@IThinkILikeWhenItRains1]

this is literally in Florida so it makes sense

[@SoggyFrenchfry69]

And he’s barefoot💀💀

[@NoFatChicks410]

He also called them crocodiles…

[@alextyy]

​@@NoFatChicks410The first one IS a crocodile. Florida have both.

[@saishaunakms8028]

“Ooh I’ve finally found the rare Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yoink”

[@FallenNephilimTeukie]

Croc: *aggressively beelines towards you* Garrett: "hey buddy, what're you doin?" 😊😊

[@InternetUser9000]

Bros the definition of “Everything they fear is you”

[@gavinknazavich]

🤖

[@SilenceUnspoken]

Genuine question, I thought the quote was “The only thing they fear is you” from Doom, is this something else or a typo?

[@oumarkoume7238]

​@@SilenceUnspoken"The Only Thing They Fear is You" is a song from Doom Eternal, possibly what the original commenter is referencing

[@mr_camillion1955]

@@oumarkoume7238I think you just said what he said in a different way lol

[@oumarkoume7238]

@@mr_camillion1955 idk what I was on. Must've been high

[@eyanmehlhoff2338]

"Just don't breathe" had me DYING

[@munich_fan]

Quite literally Haha see what i did there

[@Mk_King09]

​@@munich_fan 😐

[@Iron_Soil]

George coud do it

[@hewi5503]

🤖🤖

[@StrangeTerror]

Mission failed, you breathed

[@ChaoticAlex-]

"Yoink" Never gets old!

[@BOI28]

If this guy was transported into 40k he'd definitely be yoinking the entire ecosystem of the Catachan rainforests.

[@user-wx3ml9nr8o]

love your videos but i totally understand if you stop updating someday suddenly.

[@paganhippie9644]

Homie finna become one with nature literally

[@MrMadnessHero]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@niksutherland4280]

This made me laugh out loud 😂

[@Simba______]

DSM-5 📚

[@cosmicbonzo7559]

😂😂😂 Florida life be like…

[@PatheticSookery]

As an Australian, I am making you an honorary citizen of our country. You deserve it.

[@venomous2die4]

I do not think theres much yoinking of of some of your species of snakes. I hear they can counter yoink.!

[@kaylamarie8309]

​@@venomous2die4they are pretty yoinkless in Oz from what I understand.

[@markgutierez9922]

Every single thing in Australia could and will kill you if you touch it.

[@machylala]

@@kaylamarie8309 ok

[@nicholasholden8139]

That's just a normal day in the south.

[@moagannamanjarri8409]

The bird was like "heck not again " when he touched it 😂😂

[@FrogsdoCubes-br1lc]

The bugs arent too bad tonight Famous last words

[@sandyfyffe6849]

I love how the snakes just don't even bother trying to bite you. They just accept their fate with the mentality of "no one can match Florida man's power." 😂

[@BigBingus27]

Snakes are dumb, and that they will almost never bite a hand that picks them up because in their brain, since they’re hanging from it, it is a tree. They will however freely go for the face

[@lunawense6288]

They're surprisingly docile most of them want nothing to do with us

[@Caesar--]

yeah snakes in general only attack you if you do quick movements and are posturing aggressively. Or if you step on them or something of course. Some are more aggressive but the non venomous ones are basically harmless below certain sizes tho.

[@Casanova395]

They like his warm hands.

[@James-dj4tq]

It’s all about the yoink if you yoink them up they don’t bite

[@user-pl4nc7oo4e]

Bro that type of guy who calls 911 and ask if theres an emergency

[@Twilight_vibes]

does anyone else not do that?

[@Scotland2306]

🤣🤣🤣

[@eliza_roto]

This comment is too underrated

[@PratikThisSide]

Read something new. Just creative. Woww 😉

[@blueaxolotl3855]

Brother 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@milaburns6396]

“Bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ain’t no way breh i would’ve been dead in seconds

[@Alittlerocketship]

“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” It looks like the static on my TV

[@TyrannosaurusRae.]

THE MOSQUITOES 💀

[@charcoal5495]

REAL

[@prosi1337]

in dry places they’ll go for your eyes for H2o

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

Dude that got a VISCERAL reaction out of me

[@noname-xo5mp]

​@@prosi1337 just don't see

[@glitchxero4687]

That's the state bird of Florida you're talking about there. 😂

[@aandavaz708]

Floridians are the only people who can call alligators "swamp puppies", go up and yoink random snakes, and actively look for 20-foot snakes

[@lonekoq4646]

my grandmother died of diabetes and other health issues its so cute and funny (she actually died so...)

[@punnygod6287]

​@@lonekoq4646 rip should've ate more fruits and veggies

[@Mr_Hockey]

@@punnygod6287 how do you know she wasn’t born with it?

[@punnygod6287]

@@Mr_Hockey because it's incredibly rare for that to happen

[@Mr_Hockey]

@@punnygod6287 ok but it still could have been nothing to do with diet

[@FJBBB121]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight" me having a malaria while watch this

[@Sup_Im_Smoffie]

“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” ten seconds later choking

[@AutismFermented]

Proof the cameraman never dies

[@akarabu1228]

They just yoink out if life sometimes, hehehehehe😂

[@mipofficial5562]

😭😭😭

[@wazirtan6801]

yes all reactment nothing real

[@lookatmypfpbbg]

as a american if i see 1 more camera man joke i will grab a fucking snake and ask people on the street if they like the cameraman joke

[@AutismFermented]

@@lookatmypfpbbg based on your username I can tell you’re an American

[@HarshDeep-rh2lx]

the fact that he is barefoot makes it even more impressive

[@corbinoiscool]

in louisiana, we folks go barefoot everywhere 😂😂😂 even when we go huntin for swamp puppies and bull frogs. we go out in the swamps just for fun most of the time. me and my cousins out there all tha time lmao.

[@yaboyfrresh]

​@@corbinoiscool sounds like a great time weirdo

[@corbinoiscool]

@@yaboyfrresh city boy alert! 🚨 its actually a really fun time. yk i had a friend just like u. complete city boy. wouldnt do nothing at all. then a showed him the ropes to everything i do. catching gators, huntin for bull frogs, makin fish and crawfish traps. now hes just like me. maybe go out side “Ya Boy Frresh” more like “Ya Boy stays inside his house for frreakishly long”

[@yaboyfrresh]

@@corbinoiscool ctfuuu I laughed out loud u really just pulled my card... Touche my brother lol you got that

[@corbinoiscool]

@@yaboyfrresh did u just have a stroke? what does ctfuuuuuuuu mean?

[@LogicAndCompassion]

Man... I haven't had a good Yoink in awhile.

[@user-uy5mx9we5d]

"The bugs aren't to bad tonight" That is a code to live by

[@CyanideCold]

my man out here in hardcore mode vibing like a mofo

[@shivanet5583]

He is in creative mode

[@FassihVlogs]

He forgot to activate fear 💀

[@archimedesespinosa6538]

Lame comment

[@inarikuu7299]

Shoeless 😮

[@jessicaangle5649]

858 what is a skunk ape

[@j6ke432]

I love how every time he says “just don’t breathe” he’s being 100% serious 😭

[@henrikstenlund5385]

it is so great to see a guy who is so passionate about something, especially sciences

[@smartduck904]

That swamp puppy probably recognized and was like hey it's you what's up

[@chungcho1546]

"Oh a rattle snake" *fucking dies*

[@EndMaster0]

I mean he already grabbed a cotton mouth. I think he'd be fine

[@humanoidbeing6480]

You forgot the yoink

[@damntae6540]

I thought he said rat snake

[@Definitelyjosh]

funniest comment ever.

[@matricxs3271]

Oh no, not the poor snake :(

[@julianburgos533]

As a Florida man, I can confirm those bugs weren't that bad

[@TheRealMisterJ]

Also a Florida man, they are and screw that lol

[@totower9597]

As a Manitoba man I now see the one benefit of -40 winters.

[@ptsdgopedsnbikes8156]

​@@totower9597 😂😂

[@Evolcun]

As a former Florida man, I can confirm that the bugs were bad.

[@Crafty.Goth.Creations]

Aww. Killdeer chicks are adorable. Out here in California they nest in rocks because it camouflages the eggs. I wouldn't have expected to find them in the Everglades.

[@soham6784]

Average Florida man be like : "Look i found a croc first "

[@Nerdnumberone]

I don't know how to tell crocodiles and alligators apart, but you don't mess with the former. People wrestle alligators. Even nut-jobs avoid wrestling crocs one-on-one.

[@soham6784]

@@Nerdnumberone Bro, like no offense, you don't know when and how to take a joke

[@kingk7613]

It's an American Croc, which is less aggressive than the American Alligator@@Nerdnumberone

[@allydr90]

​@@kingk7613 it's the reverse, buddy.

[@kingk7613]

​@@allydr90Nile Crocs, Saltwater Crocs & Cuban Crocs I would agree are far more aggressive than the American Alligator..But from my 44 years growing up in Homestead fl & the surrounding everglades my experience says otherwise..The American Crocodiles prefer to be left alone vs the Alligators here are almost always likely to approach you..If you ever visit Flamingo National Park their are plenty of American Crocs that will go out there way to avoid you vs Alligators that are a nuisance if you are trying to fish in their vicinity. They will practically not leave you alone & they are very persistent buddy😉

[@AUWRECKU]

*i like how he picks up Snakes and compliments* *them when they're in the Fight or Flight Mode*

[@DinoNuggs-hq9le]

I like how he is completely calm around those swamp puppies

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

That yellow rat noodle was just PARTYING before you grabbed him bro lil dude was vibing unbelievably hard

[@JamesIrwins78s]

“This little guy was fast but not fast enough” 😂.

[@vortex4705]

Florida man is basically the long lost twin of Australian man

[@bigsweatyboy1]

Australia man is arguably more dangerous by a long shot. Speaking from experience.

[@carlosorozcogarcia6394]

100%

[@crimsonszero]

@@bigsweatyboy1 no florida man cooks australia man anyday

[@bigsweatyboy1]

@@crimsonszero My G I can take a 5 minute drive to the park and have 6'2 kangaroos just lying around 3 feet away from me

[@crimsonszero]

@@bigsweatyboy1 and florida dudes can go outside and find a 500 pound gator in their backyard. nobody gives a flying fuck about australia, little man. 6'2 is nothing

[@theathleticgamer3645]

“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” Bro I’m dying rn☠️

[@FatGoat6558]

How does this have 536 likes but no replies?

[@HuHuHaH3]

Bro is like playing Pokémon Florida ver irl

[@OuroborosVars]

This is the single definition of a Florida man

[@quentin6669]

Bro has no fear in him whatsoever. He’s walking around like he’s in god mode or something

[@angelmitchell3302]

Lmaoo no cap

[@themaskedman8668]

I'm not scared of snakes or Crocs I actually like them the only thing thig I would be scared of is the bugs

[@themaskedman8668]

And when he said the bugs aren't too bad tonight hee being legit they aren't actually they bad tonight

[@dwsinclair5282]

@@themaskedman8668the only thing that scares me is the wasp nest or giant ant hills.

[@scottthesmartape9151]

Nah he’s in blessing mod

[@lemonringo566]

I don't care how non-venomous or friendly they are, I'm not yoinking a snake. But still thank you for showing us how to yoink a snake

[@nskdhekahgfd]

I will definitely be yoinking the first snake i see

[@aidenlakata7662]

Them snake yoinks were the last thing you shoulda been worried abt in this😂

[@kfiscal01]

You can yoink my snake if you like.😂

[@bacdafucup777]

I bet you yoink your snake on a daily basis 😂

[@metalpunk1234]

You gotta yoink the snake, can't leave the man hanging like that. Lol

[@MohamedKhader-bp1fs]

The way he picks up every snake he came across is insane

[@tundaradundundundun5632]

"the bugs arent too bad tonight..." "just don't breath"💀

[@arturincdh4095]

"Try not to scare ya, buddy" Alligator: the feeling is mutual

[@Dr_Doofenshmirts]

Brooooo imagine having an electric fly swatter when walking towards thousands of mosquitoes, that would sound so satisfying

[@SeanSchwifty]

That thing would probably short out 😮😅

[@psylynt]

i imagine it would be the closest to wielding a lightsaber

[@crispywaffle7864]

Mass genocide equivalent of bubble wrap lmao

[@liamcolotti6824]

Until it gives up.

[@quincyhampton3243]

That mf gone be more of a lightshow than nikola tesla's tesla tower produced💀💀💀

[@edryanangeloDiamante-el8qn]

that swamp puppy is having a flash back 💀

[@Mikey_2122ggs]

"the bugs aren't too bad tonight" Bro is getting ingupled in bugs 😭😭

[@thelastfelineyes4237]

Bro has balls of titanium

[@wh112978]

And caveman feet!😂

[@wilsonharper8268]

This nigga got balls like krillin tryna to hit perfect cell 😂😂😂😂

[@adamklump9949]

He's a Florida man.

[@Disciple_of_God.]

🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

[@Texasmule]

​@@wh112978 those are what our feet are supposed to look...with muscle and wide, not skinny and boney

[@thealphazodiacs]

If you see someone that grabs anything with his bare hands and says "yoink", he knows what he is doing. Trust him with your life.

[@Pumkin932]

Swamp puppy: Yoink, I gotta human. A bit stringy, though.

[@Thesolo2]

What do we have here? *YOINKS AGGRESSIVELY*

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight." The bugs : *No signal*

[@darshanbiswal]

"They are fast but not fast enough" to stay Away from this man😂

[@kilthy7832]

I’m so glad there are people who are able to walk barefoot through swamps at midnight.

[@PixelyDino]

the fact that he can do this and still be alive is scary

[@itsalphoenixyt]

​@@PixelyDino nah you get used to it

[@Twilight_vibes]

@@itsalphoenixyt yeah this is a tradition for me

[@brucekentnyc]

im beside myself. My foot fetish is in over drive. LOL

[@greysigma8805]

"The bugs aren't bad tonight. Just don't breathe..." I can't...

[@Toothless_editz]

Fr u will be eating bugs for the next yr

[@jdetres01]

"Florida Protein" ?

[@aaroncabrera8949]

“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” while in the middle of a bug hurricane

[@robinconnor9537]

That last "yoink" scared me 😱

[@kilagarrett7696]

The actual definition of a Florida man Edit: Don’t be offended by this if ur from Florida, it’s just a joke! I just mean to make people laugh, and this is how some of the people act when I return to Florida, and they are always great people. Have an amazing day 😊 Edit 2: Dang, if likes were a currency, I would have stoinks! Tysm guys ur all the best

[@yourboycj6316]

Fr

[@BenSmith-br8xk]

Not drinking enough also his clear voice indicates he doesn't smoke either

[@CleverJulio]

I was just about to say that bruhh

[@lethaltrees55]

Go to Australia and you will question your existance

[@BenSmith-br8xk]

Australia don't got shit go get own by a kangaroo

[@commanderbeepo8066]

Crocodiles and alligators are very curious animals, they love to swim up to boats and kayaks to investigate them. All reptiles and Crocodilians are very intelligent

[@waaahhhl2614]

They seem a bit nosey lol

[@commanderbeepo8066]

@Waaahhh l they can seem that way hehe, they love to hang out. Their soooo cute, just floating in the water like that

[@HM4Hill]

Their sense of touch is super sensitive so if it disturbs the water they wanna know if it's snack time or not

[@charliemiles6722]

I didn’t know crocs are in Florida, only knew of alligators

[@aarongonzalez4458]

​@@charliemiles6722some parts of florida there are american crocodiles. But mostly there are alligator

[@SphinxYOUTUBE]

Bro is the main character of a survival game

[@parthmakwana6751]

This is some daring of highest callibre, kudos to the crocs and snakes to meet a florida man in dark🔥🔥

[@MelloMinion]

That first crocodile gave a "What the fuck bro" look 💀

[@FishyTomato-]

he was plotting how he wanted to grab his prey and rip it to shreds

[@cheifexhuman5332]

When the sawmp puppies are more civil than the people in Florida

[@KoltStevens-es7vn]

Lol what do you know about us Floridians..but one thing you should know we don't play nice so stay away we don't invite or like Yankees

[@dariuswoods6393]

Underrated comment

[@dietmilk2676]

@@KoltStevens-es7vn its a joke

[@jwhbos]

@@KoltStevens-es7vn Half of our population are yankees homeslice.

[@combativeThinker]

@@jwhbos You mean the snow birds? They ain’t native. They’re a highly destructive invasive species and the natives hate them.

[@bigbluegpr]

That croc is looking at him thinking "That's the biggest pig I've ever seen! Yum!"😅

[@real_vin_jones]

I can't stop watching these videos. This guy is awesome.

[@gorgeousnoxy481]

This man's gonna forever look for 20 foot pythons.

[@StateOfTheMind11225]

Technically a size of that python would meant apex predator and real invasive species.

[@InimeKai]

Perhaps the true 20 foot burmese python was the friends we made along the way

[@frownyclowny6955]

He is the skunk ape

[@bigdawgrocky8667]

They paying cash for them damn snakes to be killed on sight lol I don’t have the balls to do what they do but shit 1700 for snakes over 10 ft and 3K for a sack of eggs yeah I’m going 🤣

[@user-hh1gy7nj1n]

Just get this man his 20ft bermuse python

[@anon-lz8xv]

"The bugs aren't too bad tonight. Just don't breathe."💀

[@Reeltucker]

How does this guy have 195 likes and no comments till now?

[@bedeckt]

That last snake was fancy! I have started to really enjoy these videos. Stay healthy and keep doing your thing

[@inferna3990]

“The bugs aren’t too bad tonight” Meanwhile, the Everglades is being hit with a locust plague

[@popsiclecheese4256]

“I don’t like the way he’s looking at me” I don’t know why I thought you were gonna punch it 😂

[@dlmalley8639]

Clint Eastwood.... Make my Day 😅

[@MinistryOfMagic_DoM]

I mean he is a Florida Man.

[@justaneedlessboi6710]

Ok this man needs a tv show right now

[@Ar_sole_hair_fiddler]

But jackass already exists.

[@user-BadUsername]

Florida Steve Irwin?

[@Platypus_GamingYT]

“The bugs aren’t to bad tonight”. Was the biggest lie of his life.

[@Banana_Banshee]

alligators always look like they’re smiling and crocodiles always look like they JUST took meth

[@420JackG]

Never smile at a crocodile

[@drunk_by_noon9231]

dey got all dem teeth but no toothbrush

[@dwsinclair5282]

A crocodile reminds me of an alligator on meth also 🤣

[@th1cc_pineapple237]

How is this guy still alive wtf

[@Smachfest]

Maybe there are no Stingrays in the Everglades.

[@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374]

@@Smachfest there are

[@Lp-army1]

He's flordian

[@HM4Hill]

Most of these animals won't bother you if you maintain your distance. Notice how he didn't try to touch the Crocs, Gators, or Venomous snakes

[@SpyGuy13]

He gained immunity from living in the Florida Everglades for so long

[@kuwkuw7483]

"He his pretty handsome tho" Croc:He is pretty tasty tho

[@PlactusYo]

“A non venomous species we have h-“ *First croc comes back and eats the camera*

[@NeverCazi]

As a floridian, I can confirm that is my route to school.

[@kokodjamba6657]

Would you kindly not younk any species on the way?

[@dechatdepain1869]

​@@kokodjamba6657what if there invasive

[@amjadv.e7465]

😂

[@theeldritchtroll5373]

Bro is a literally a Disney princess with these animals

[@Evolutiunn]

I’m dead😂

[@321gates]

Please don't bring that chitpark up again.

[@IwasabletoDisappearafterlitsen]

A pretty Handsy one at that

[@EditzForGoatz]

Bro that yoink tho💀😭

[@user-wd1cz5eg6c]

aww look at that swamp puppy

[@DylansPen]

"What are you looking at?" Croc "Bare feet, good choice"

[@nickyyide7663]

as a Florida man I can confidently say that this is a average Tuesday at 9:23 pm

[@abiezerEscude]

Imagine Friday night at 12:34 am

[@Kira_Official_]

Gotta love how one of the snakes he grab immediately started pooping to get away.

[@ShiftingEcho]

“Swamp puppy” being a crocodile has me dying

[@the_canadian_goose6033]

He calls gators swamp puppies, not crocs

[@CrniWuk]

He's like the guy every Florida Man looks up to.

[@targettoad691]

As a proud Florida Man myself, this man is my hero

[@CrniWuk]

@@targettoad691 The Patron Saint of all Florida Men! May he keep you save on all your barefoot journeys.

[@andiederenthal4895]

he is THE florida man

[@kylehenline3245]

Yes a master scammer lol. Dudes running a reptile and wildlife center with mostly domesticated animals in the yard and editing it with real boat trips into the everglades.

[@postpunk6947]

"Hey guys, I'm in Florida Everglades." Famous last words.

[@elena79rus]

Not for a Floridian.

[@johndoe3-tw9mo]

Said the snake he was hunting