Loot Crate April 2015: Fantasy | Ashens

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[@joshhooke8834]

I'm not too sure, but I think Stuart might not like the inflatable crown

[@VampireJack10]

Nah mate, he loves it - I saw him down the local last weekend and he had it on all night - he was totally peacocking.

[@gferrol118]

Really? I thought that he really liked it

[@EmeraldLavigne]

The fucking inflatable fucking crown?

[@SofaPop.]

No I, pretty sure it’s his favourite item in th box

[@TheM00tard]

I'm pretty sure he loved it so much he bought a great big box jam-packed full of them with a nice little picture of a troll face on top!

[@samvimes9510]

His reaction to seeing the hipster centaur was perfect. I can't even put into words how fucking awful that picture was.

[@jrlaps521]

8:47 The way he just closes the pamphlet and promptly tears it in half always gets me

[@BloodfelX]

8:43 The perfection of Ashens randomly opening it to this specific page of all pages. There is no escape.

[@badgerkins1991]

an excellent fucking inflatable fucking crown.

[@MrLego3160]

Badgerkins no, dont give it the honour, no chef excellence, past OR present OR future would associate themselves with this.

[@MrLego3160]

***** They were perfection in a small plastic package, they did what they were designed for, and they did it perrfectly.

[@yaoipervette392]

***** At least the cheese bags have a function. What's the point of the fucking inflatable fucking crown other than making you look like a total dipshit?

[@MadMan3498]

Yaoi Pervette It makes you feel like royalty, inflatable royalty!

[@TrueRiderFan]

Chris McAndrews Fucking Inflatable fucking royalty to be exact!

[@extremelymoist6661]

Stuart Ashen RIP 1910-3000 Cause of death FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN

[@extremelymoist6661]

Daniyal sparky Don't you understand sarcasm...

[@extremelymoist6661]

Daniyal sparky How nice of you to resort to swearing at me almost immediately, because you don't understand sarcasm... Get off the internet, Kid.

[@extremelymoist6661]

Daniyal sparky If you're 'Older' than me, you're not setting a very good example for anyone. Now, run along back to McDonalds. And by the way, make sure your spelling and grammar is above board as well. It's Off, not Of

[@deviljho9995]

+Extremely Moist idk what he said to you, but to resort to deleting the comment, you must have smashed him

[@Koisheep]

A shirt saying "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN" in the keep calm style

[@jaredhammerman3432]

+Konhat Lee Sakurai that would be amazing

[@tumble0weed]

i'd buy that asap. someone make it

[@stijnvandrongelen5625]

With a slightly altered crown, of course.

[@Girayen]

Keep calm and fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@JavonniOtero]

Keep Calm and Lots of GameBoys Fall to the ground!

[@crashedfighterproductions]

Ashens: *Gets really angry about inflatable crown* Lootcrate: Hey guys! Let's send him a box filled with nothing BUT inflatable crowns!

[@nonsensicalname]

I can't find that video, where is it??

[@HeadsetGuy]

And a trollface. Don't forget the trollface.

[@TheBearWithOrangeFur]

@@nonsensicalnamei think he unlisted it

[@nonsensicalname]

@@TheBearWithOrangeFur aha

[@Kylirr]

fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@Mak_0007]

Guys. Stick till the very last second of this videos.

[@rockythefox1]

best ending ever

[@weeseet]

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[@thecodingethan]

weeseet ASCII! SPOILER ALERT: THERE IS ASCII!

[@VenseyNess]

kaczmarek3007 I've been keeping track. This is the 2nd end credits scene this year. Props if you can tell me the first.

[@404eitch]

2spoopy4me

[@emmywinpenny1867]

Six years later, And ashens Vs the inflatable crown is still one of the most hilarious things on KZbin.

[@DoctorBastard]

Eight years later as well. And I'll bet it'll still be funny in ten years too.

[@Boogie_the_cat]

Um. It's just profanity. It gets a little old by your 40's. I think it's much more hilarious about ripping the magazine in half after opening it to the centaur man page. A little harder to make into a meme, but only about 9,000,000,000 times funnier. In fact, the crown thing is pretty lowbrow (even for Stuart) and cringeworthy. Pretty lame in fact. But babies think the fuckword is funny when they're 9 years old, and they still remember fondly that time they heard "that British bloke" say the fuckword about a crown. Because nostalgia plus the forbidden poopykaka language words and their hormones makes it seem funny. Grow up baby Billy. It's the worst part of the video hearing it over and over. He didn't fucking pay money for it, so there's no fucking reason to be so fucking angry for fucks sweet fuckin sake. Fuck. Shit. Ni*** Now that's funny because it was racist and "edgy", my name is Sarah Silverman. Vaginas are funny too, and periods. Peeeeenis funny too because woman not allowed to say peeeeenis vaginal canal. Uterus.

[@Jiusonium]

i want that "fucking inflatable, fucking crown" as a ringtone

[@katiedm3533]

I knew something would happen in the last few seconds. Was not disappointed.

[@MrLego3160]

Katie Davis-Mann We are comrades in scare-guessing!

[@MrLego3160]

Big Bob's Beepers Burn who?

[@RikMcCloud]

Katie Davis-Mann An Excellent Ending.

[@Adrastia]

Katie Davis-Mann I almost died!

[@CaptinJangles]

Katie Davis-Mann Damn, I scrolled down a bit and ruined it for myself. It's always better when I don't know if something is coming or not.

[@theheadshot45]

Pissed myself when you ripped the book apart in disgust xD

[@RunsWithKniefs]

Big Bob's Beepers I pissed myself when I scrolled down at the black screen then heard "HELLO SIR!"

[@rabbitything]

you guys need to visit a urologist.

[@rabbitything]

Sorry i do not know of any around Hillwood. Too far from where i live

[@ThierryRocksTV]

Big Bob's Beepers British humour at it's finest :)

[@miaochoa5438]

RunsWithKniefs Thanks for telling me, I paused at the last two seconds because I knew something was going to happen but I still didn't know what and there was no way I could handle not knowing when it happened but there was also no way I couldn just leave it behind but then I saw you say that and so I was able to watch it and not have a heart attack. Thank you

[@BeforeTheNoose]

I remember when i first watched this i thought "why do people get this lootcrate tat?" - here we are 4 years later and it turns out they don't, so they've gone bust - and nothing of value was lost.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

i'm honestly pretty glad to see them go bust. the thought of people wasting their money on a bunch of stuff they literally have no interest every single month is just sad.

[@IamTealeaf]

I think 1up box and that nerd crate thing is still in business which sucks because they’re equally as bad

[@tj12711]

@@TheBearWithOrangeFur "free"

[@thekweewee]

Ashens is the only person on youtube that actually gives an honest opinion about these boxes and doesn't just stick his head up Lootcrates proverbial arse. Proud to be British :)

[@VeritasEtAequitas]

+Hostile Princess I think he isn't nearly harsh enough, but yeah. That's true.

[@muffchuff9220]

Lol I like Idubbbztv as well as he's a sarcastic twat and he sets fire to 1 up box items and stuff

[@philfam4]

Idubbbz is honest too

[@donjb2]

You should have seen when onision got one of these.

[@TheBr00talhamster]

+donjb2 I don't want cancer, thanks.

[@lil_baby_nothing]

8:44 I actually laughed so loud, my neighbours thumped the wall. Ashens never fails to deliver the laughs.

[@lil_baby_nothing]

Also, very disappointed that he didn't blowtorch the FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.

[@Kimablee]

I know! I was hoping he would too

[@lil_baby_nothing]

Kimablee I think he got too excited with his sound effects machine to remember to burn it hahaha

[@Trustmeitsworthit]

Big Bob's Beepers seriously? have you replied to every single comment?... Christ dude

[@KrystalFoxxx]

Micky Kay He doesn't blowtorch anything that isn't a blind bag.

[@QullVideo]

Another youtuber calls the crown 'Awesome'. It's pretty clear who gets paid by Lootcrate and who doesn't.

[@mikeyg9958]

3 years later but who?

[@eriottowa8479]

Yes, who?

[@chaseshmace3922]

3 years and we don't know

[@jacobnion2525]

@@eriottowa8479 .

[@jacobnion2525]

@I may be stupid, but .

[@Bigrignohio]

So tell us, how did you like the inflatable crown?

[@heyhococo]

:trollface:

[@grim5735]

IT'S A FUCKING INFLATABLE CROWN HOW DO YOU THINK lol

[@Bigrignohio]

+sans “leolion” the grimreaper I thought he might feel like a king (inflatable)?

[@grim5735]

+Bigrignohio yeah he might

[@BierBart12]

An inflatable king sounds like a sex toy for stuck up women.

[@uTubeNoITube]

4:19 The Quote Of The Year you all came here to enjoy repeatedly and until the end of KZbin. (5:01, 6:10, 7:52, 8:34, 9:43, 10:54 as well) Thinking on it now, it would be awesome to have one of those that is labeled "AN EXCELLENT FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN" all round the outside of it 360 degrees.

[@favoritemustard3542]

You are truly awesome, underappreciated, & a boon to the community!

[@samwatson-tayler2805]

"Are things really that bad at Lootbox HQ?" Ominously foreshadowing the future.

[@BaslerJones]

That centaur bloke look alot like Ashens.

[@JasonZakrajsek]

It was Neil Patrick Harris

[@supernovagamer929]

Big Bob's Beepers you said that 2wice

[@supernovagamer929]

supernova gamer once again,hi

[@helli0n]

Basler Jones I figured that was why he ripped the magazine. He saw himself and was a bit weirded out. :P lol...

[@Needwagon4Speedwagon]

Basler Jones The memes jack THE MEMES

[@marley67uk77]

Ahhh, the infamous 'inflatable crown' episode, this never gets old and all thanks to a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN !"

[@ProtoMario]

8:46 - 8:50 Imagine what he tells his parents he does for a living....

[@Ninten110dogs]

Didn't expect to see you here haha

[@Yarxo]

I want a dubstep remix of ashens raging about the crown.

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9802]

baklapharm Then make one.

[@SsnakeBite]

baklapharm To the same tune as "Fatabatarang".

[@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9802]

***** Sure one does, that's why there are so many of them on youtube.

[@Yarxo]

On this subject, recent cases suggest that only a few people actually know how to differentiate between music genres.

[@igmantis]

baklapharm I might make a remix, no promises though, and it'll be about the quality of that inflatable crown.

[@THERIANNAleo]

now ashens can be the king of tat, he even has the tatcrown to prove it

[@ccricers]

That crown would be great for someone that lives in a bouncy castle.

[@KingPeaceus]

Forgot to bring a knife? Why not go and get your THE WORLD'S SHARPEST KNIFE™!

[@samcowell6735]

so funny when he ripped up the magazine

[@maxkale311]

Oh man I died haha like I was pretty chill and had a giggle when he talked about the crown but when he did that I was literally on the floor XD.

[@IEnjoyBeingNaked]

I liked it better when the medieval fantasy crowd wasn't filled with "I'm so quirky", Big Bang theory watching Tumblr hipsters who obsess over Dragon Age and Felicia Day (i.e. the people in 8:47)

[@friendlyreminder1311]

***** Said the one posting Nani Sore and /v/ shit.

[@Mokujo]

***** Literally every Lootcrate magazine is filled with pictures of people I hate. i.e. the kinds of "LOL I'M A GEEK 1337" people

[@Rabidum]

Friendly Reminder Said the one actually knowing whatever the fuck that is

[@peeledapples4176]

***** But... I like Big Bang Theory =( That said, I fucking hate the "I'M SO NERDY, LOL RANDOM!" crowd so yeah.

[@TheBr00talhamster]

***** What the fuck specific type of person is that?

[@Ben-vs7bq]

I died laughing after you ripped the magazine in half

[@herrlichee1713]

Stevy Chips Those seconds of silence were golden.

[@ironcastknight]

Stevy Chips That was literally the golden moment of the entire video.

[@RealistReviewer]

Stevy Chips the guy in the mag even looked a bit like Ashens looking regal wearing the fucking inflatable fucking crown xD

[@TDMFAN]

RealistReviewer The FIFC + the bow tie with 8-bit dragons and random shapes.

[@JBroMCMXCI]

Big Bob's Beepers Holy fuck dude you've replied to every single comment on this video and not a single one of yours was funny or witty in any way. Seriously get a fucking life you fucking loser.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

For the 1-year Anniversary of this video, will April 2016 have a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CRATE"? And everything inside being FUCKING INFLATABLE.

[@ThePlasticPineapple]

well... you were right

[@goonspoons7374]

HOLY SHIT YOU CALLED IT

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Yeah, it's pretty strange o_0

[@merkerdymerkymerk4497]

+KirbyMario12345 how the fuck...

[@MiniMatthias]

+MerkerdyMerkyMerk An excellent inflatable crate.

[@TheMissesMarshmallow]

It's 1AM here in the UK and I've just woken up the entire house by pissing myself laughing. Ahhh, Ashens. You never fail to deliver the laughs. Brilliant. P.s. BURN THE CROWN!!

[@February54]

I lost it at 8:49. Good thing I finished my drink a few seconds before, otherwise I wouldn't have a PC to write this comment with.

[@Kaneadian]

Cool story bro

[@February54]

KaneisafoolTheEditor I'm glad you liked it. My sarcasm-o-meter is off the scale...

[@1996Lambert]

February Don't pay any attention to the shitty troll that makes pathetic attempts to troll. Maybe one day we can dream of him not living in 2010, and hiding behind his computer screen being the troll he's always wished being.

[@clawrthegamer7528]

I laughed too

[@bjamiork]

February Ditto, that was the perfect reaction to that picture lol.

[@weeseet]

Last month was a new low point for Loot Crate, but this month they seem to have dug *even deeper*! You did it, guys!

[@Pr1malWereHouse]

I guess you can say that crown literally 😎Blows

[@GlawberOliveira]

Fucking glitter bomb m8?! You will swallow

[@thomasl1061]

*claps slowly*

[@IAmDyingOfLymeDisease12]

Just no

[@J1mE94]

Still the greatest Athens video of all time. The crown part still kills me

[@sc_senyn]

IM PRETTY SURE THAT CROWN IS FROM CHUCK E CHEESE IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

[@sc_senyn]

from what I've gotten in the past, yes

[@aceisking]

I saw it for like 30 points at a cheap arcade once

[@CloudyDaze]

I am incredibly disappointed because I've seen the marketing for this month's box in particular quite heavily. I couldn't go anywhere without seeing the word "Fantasy". Now that it's here... thank GOD I didn't buy loot crate. and now I never will.

[@JefreyWithOneFi]

CloudyDaze Loot Crate does a fair amount of advertising. some of it is just lies and deceit. (I'm talkaing about december 2014's shitty Ghostbusters "exclusive collectable" item which was a plastic doorhanger, and January 2015's lack of a Donkey Kong item even though it was front and center their advert)

[@I_was_a_Bullfrog]

There are many subscription boxes that do a better job imo, nerdblock for example has many different versions of it and allow you to change the theme each month

[@Orpheusftw]

8:44 made the entire video, and that picture single-handedly put me off EVER buying a loot crate.

[@dubioustheatreyt8096]

It took me a moment to realize, the centaur is wearing the fucking crown

[@ilovebarrylewismynamejeff6482]

Love seeing the contrast between how Stuart reviewed these boxes compared to others like Matthew Santoro - who actively seemed happy with the fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@ThatBritishSnep]

We need a dubstep remix of fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@oliverthespy6786]

That last part; I think it was the finest portion of my life. Oh dear.

[@KennieFitz]

I was ready for the jump scare! I was READY! But then I twitched anyway...

[@ImmaThatGuy]

¡nʇS 'ʞɔɐq noʎ oʇ ollǝɥ pu∀

[@MrPatters]

ǝɹǝɥʇ pᴉp noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ǝǝs I

[@thecodingethan]

ImmaThatGuy Imma flip my shit.

[@thecodingethan]

Coding Ethan ˙ʇᴉɥs ʎɯ

[@BlackFragFilms]

ImmaThatGuy 👑

[@thatoldseadawg]

doʇs ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ

[@thisiswalli6369]

An inflatable crown. A FUCKING INFLATABLE CROWN. STOP BUYING THIS SHIT!

[@shaggylurkerthe8701]

***** I believe it is actually sent to him by Lootcrate, but that doesn't change the fact that it is pretty much shit.

[@arbiter628]

Umm actually it's a "FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN"

[@Hadmin]

Fantasy month. The good stuff was only in your imagination

[@PatriciaCross]

Finally made it to the inflatable crown episode! That shirt is of the D&D ampersand symbol. That is actually pretty cool.

[@kinnikuboneman]

Yeah he legit says it

[@elsmike]

That crown broke ashens.

[@patchyluna]

One wonders whether the deciding factor for the doctor tearing the magazine in half was because of the centaur alone or the fact that the centaur looked eerily like himself.

[@krisgrizzly9920]

he looks at the magazine and rips it I just started laughing

[@HelloThereUniverse]

That ending..... You sir, just gave me NIGHTMARES!!

[@AstroTorch]

IT'S AN 'AND' SYMBOL ON THE SHIRT STUART!! AN AND SYMBOL IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGON ; 'DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS'. IT'S A FUNNY JOKE!!! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!! I can only apologise profusely for this outburst.

[@AstroTorch]

Evan. Oh shut up you raving lunatic. He mentions it later in the video you moron.

[@Anaverageguy41]

Evan. where's the dungeon part?

[@egnaroegod]

Anaverageguy41 loot crate is the dungeon

[@hakleach]

Anaverageguy41 I think it means they're called "and dragons" instead of saying there's dungeons and also dragons. It's a sort of play on words. And dragons are dragons shaped like the and sign.

[@powerjbn9283]

It's not a joke, it's the dungeons and dragons logo. It's not supposed to be funny or a play on words or anything stupid.

[@dazmaster22]

I hope we can make FIFC an ashens meme, whenever something is just absolutely, inconsolably shit, it is compared to the FIFC.

[@dazmaster22]

Good Enough!

[@Scioneer]

Thaddeus Moody There's already a ringtone of it.

[@christianmunso7482]

+Scioneer where is this ring tone you speak of?

[@mog398]

I remembered that fucking jumpscare just ONE second before it appeared. Thank god I have a quick pause button.

[@davidmurdock4740]

So, Ashens... How much money would it take for you to put that crown on your head and take a picture of you putting that crown on your head?

[@lizardosomgaming9420]

A million quid

[@TheDutyPaid]

I could make a better loot crate with £10 and a visit to Poundland

[@TheAlexagius]

TheDutyPaid the bags of crap would give you more enjoyment....

[@BBC.Radio1]

Big Bob's Beepers No, he's referencing The Bag of Crap, something similar to lootcrate where you spend 5, 10, or 20 quid on a bag full of random stuff.

[@TheDutyPaid]

Big Bob's Beepers Think you should have replied to TheAlexagius.

[@87idk]

TheDutyPaid we could call it AshensBox, with a 30 page magazine which incorporates pictures people put on the internet of them and their shit from last months box as well as Ashens' personal review of all the items in the box

[@TheDutyPaid]

87idk Ashens has already sold his box.

[@davidfgranger]

It's an ampersand...

[@temporalAcapella]

***** AmperDragon

[@updateguypls1088]

***** It's the Dungeons and Dragons logo

[@rayden54]

UpdateGuypls It's still an &.

[@weeseet]

***** You're an ampersand.

[@tarmoruusu7933]

It's a dragon with a bagel tumor.

[@TheChaztato]

Anyone else notice that the dragon was shaped like &

[@cataconik]

You've solved the mystery, Sherlock!

[@TheChaztato]

idk what it's supposed to mean though

[@cataconik]

Charlie Hayes Dungeons and dragons

[@TheChaztato]

k m8

[@Erdnuahsyek]

The & is an ampersand

[@annapocalypsezero4719]

Little did Ashens know what was to come a year later.

[@xCr00k3Dx]

+Anna Zero Troll Level: Expert.

[@Heeknot]

I've never bought a loot crate, but i seem to be disappointed by their contents every month.

[@Heeknot]

Big Bob's Beepers A deck of cards is a deck of cards. I have about 7 different decks sitting around because people give them out as promotional items all the time. I personally use a box by the Virginia lottery because its open and broken in.

[@ericf112]

God I miss old KZbin

[@mr.monster1622]

Seriously my favorite video of yours Ashens. I watch it over and over again. Cracks me up!

[@bruceluiz]

From all of Ashens videos,this really takes the Crown.

[@Schule04]

That thing at the very end of the video is genuinely scary if you're watching these videos half asleep

[@SelemaTatsuhiko]

We've got a friend who's subscribed to loot crate and keeps trying to get us to subscribe to even though there's not been a single thing we've ever liked but he's the kind of person who'd rather get junk every month than pay his bills; anyway, that crown is his favorite item that he's ever gotten from loot crate and he wears it to Pathfinder night almost every single week. Seeing Ashen's reaction to that damn crown brings a tear to my eye.

[@sleepy0]

props to whoever put the inflatable crown into this box, ashens referencing it makes this video even more enjoyable than it already is.

[@RedPanda79]

Years after first watching this I still go back to laugh at the moment he finds out it is a plastic crown. Classic Ashens moment.

[@MegaHasmat]

when he said, "many sided dice", I thought, "as apposed to a single sided die?" then thought I might look up if one existed, apparently it does, but I have no idea how it works (Because it looks like it was designed by 7th dimensional aliens) and I didn't want to read the text on the page to find out because I'm lazy.

[@TheWargod56]

MegaHasmat A single sided die would be a sphere, right?

[@FIREDRAGON158]

There is in fact a single sided die

[@MegaHasmat]

TheWargod56 I thought that too, but the first thing that came up was some weird thing. I don't know how to describe it, but it's definitely a thing.

[@ronnies07]

MegaHasmat Google turns up a mobius strip with a 1 on it. If you want to play around with those just cut a strip of paper, flip one end over so that the strip is twisted in the middle, then tape the ends together; you'll find the inside surface is now connected to the outside surface. Because the inside and outside are now part of the same surface you could argue that the thing only has one side.

[@Chalky.]

It's called a Polyhedral dice.

[@syahmikadira6832]

Ashens isn't the only one who hated the FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN!!!!!Appearently NerdCubed cut it into half with his Scissors of Destiny.

[@tialoosemore]

Muhammad Syahmi I know right LoL I

[@SydewalkClosed]

I've been searching for this VERY episode after binging his other box openings. Did not disappoint

[@Autumn-Muse]

I'm going to say kudos to the designer of that Dungeons & Dragons logo. It's subtle enough not to be instantly recognized by non-gamers or those of us that left after 4e. However it's Iconic enough and cleverly designed as an ampersand, as to be associated with the text of the title. Not to mention that it draws the eye, which will lead to a few conversations at gaming tables such as Pathfinder, MtG, and other tabletop groups.

[@SpectreNight]

Man, I haven't heard Loot Crate in like ...5 years? Give or take. I guess that shit went down harder than the Yorktown.

[@girthiusmaximius8486]

That crown really pisses him off.... ;3

[@halofangaming6914]

does he still have it

[@aceisking]

@@halofangaming6914 Real question does he still have this box of crowns

[@EmmyDereest]

This crate was actually one of the few I've really wanted. Barring the bowtie, I loved all the items inside. The crown was a cute idea, the magnets are something I would want on my fridge, I probably would have used all the other items.

[@fireaza]

"Asian Persuasion" was my nickname in collage. Which I always found a bit odd, since I'm not Asian.

[@Mancyofsouls]

***** Obama did 9/11

[@weeseet]

***** You just managed to persuade people in a very Asian way.

[@Mancyofsouls]

weeseet I was just joking, Obama wasn't even born during 9/11.

[@kenetickups6146]

best nickname ever

[@Grimeaper]

I wonder if he noticed the inflatable crown, guess we may never know.

[@Bigcal1292]

Loot Crate is always full of shitty cheap junk. Why would people keep paying for this

[@404killer]

Bigcal1292 If you keep the unopened for like 20 years, you can sell them for about £500 each or something stupid but nobody feels like making a profit in 20 years hahaha

[@weeseet]

Bigcal1292 Because people have too much money and their favorite youtubers told them it was good.

[@February54]

404killer you mean "rob people of 500 quid"?

[@Aamiller312]

404killer How can you tell? Are you a time traveler? :o I seriously doubt these will worth any money. Everyone knows what's in them as soon as they're out, and they're mostly filled with garbage.

[@aaen]

hahaha, of all my subscriptions Ashens, you are without a doubt the funniest. I was thinking all the way to the end, "Jump-scare....jump-scare...." and then to see your face upside down...nearly pissed myself laughing. All credit to you sir.

[@CandisClassicGameShrine]

Lootcrate seems like the perfect tat to review on your channel. I don't think I've seen a box yet that feels equal to what you pay for.

[@AlColossus]

The only fantasy is that these are ever going to contain something worth the price.

[@joshfloyd4761]

I really thought he was gonna bring out the blowtorch

[@CynicalScientist261]

Are you rubbing my tits lads. I died of laughter.

[@MusicGeekery]

I believe that "Fucking inflatable fucking crown" is a t-shirt design we all need

[@MadalynR]

I believe I found one on Etsy or Redbubble once.

[@pikamario99]

okay it's really funny coming back to this years later and actually recognizing the D&D logo now whilst he remains completely oblivious

[@FROZENPEES1]

"ill be sure to wear this next time I go to party where they say look like a fucking idiot"

[@john__lemon]

The dragon was in the shape of an ampersand

[@jaz.s2k2]

Take a drink every time Ashens mentions the fucking inflatable fucking crown! *edit: I counted 7

[@Metayounis]

This is the Ashens we all love. Not the other guy he films with who would faint if he saw a cockroach.

[@sharkfacemlg]

Jesus fucking Christ that ending

[@TheKieranator]

John Williamson Hello sir!

[@mandowarrior123]

Big Bob's Beepers I think it's a fucking inflatable fucking crown of fucking thorns

[@SHiTJuFro743]

So... when shall we expect the ashensbox update to have a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN ?

[@Draggo88]

It's a Dungeons and Dragons shirt, and I want it.

[@nearbygamerfanable]

Only good thing in the crate

[@IamTealeaf]

The princess bride cards were actually dope as hell, but other then that and the t shirt it was garbage

[@UnearthlyLads63]

THAT ENDING. I knew it was coming and I still wasn't prepared. Ahhhh the banter...

[@MeltingMan234]

I was expecting Ashens to rip the crown to shreds but oh well, the ending was worth it.

[@junkyjordan137]

jump scare at 11:51 you're welcome

[@LimeGreenTeknii]

8:07 "It happened once in 1973, which is odd, since I wasn't born then." Confirmed: Ashens is less than 42 years old!

[@ggjiggle6926]

I like the thought that the crown wasn't part of the actual loot crate bundle. But the guy who was boxing yours up saw it was for a "Stuart Ashen" and thought "I have just the thing to shit him up!" And added it himself just to troll you.

[@NGLGxbox]

They should change the name to Tat Crate.

[@bulletclub9791]

Where is the video where they send him a massive box of those crowns?

[@zedshrooms3582]

At the end when he turn of all the lights I thought Stuart was preparing a noose or loading a gun

[@cuphand4172]

Da fuq is wrong with u?

[@wasduk3876]

We used to review these until we found ourselves getting swamped with boxes full of crap that we couldn't even GIVE away. Thanks be to Ashens for giving us the vicarious horror of pulling an inflatable crown from a box we paid 20 quid for!