Loot Crate Jan 2015: Rewind | Ashens

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@Hellblade1284
@Hellblade1284 9 жыл бұрын
I still find it very funny how most of the popular KZbinrs still unbox LootCrates while pretending to like the shit inside, while Ashens is just being brutally honest and saying: "Screw this, it's garbage," in his typical British fashion.
@ArinJager1
@ArinJager1 9 жыл бұрын
that's why he's the best :)
@pigammon7843
@pigammon7843 9 жыл бұрын
I second that.
@SweetSoulBrother0
@SweetSoulBrother0 9 жыл бұрын
his first unboxing was so harsh it had to be taken down from youtube and you bet the lootcrate people had a hand in getting him to take down the video and continuing to do these unboxings that we see now. Shame cause that video was a good laugh
@ArinJager1
@ArinJager1 9 жыл бұрын
lh55 is it somewhere? I want to see that! :D
@SweetSoulBrother0
@SweetSoulBrother0 9 жыл бұрын
***** if it is, it isn't on ashen's channel it would have had to been reuploaded by someone else
@felixaitken768
@felixaitken768 9 жыл бұрын
What lootcrate don't realise is that their logo doesn't add value to the items in side the box. They're not a designer brand.
@Sc0pee
@Sc0pee 9 жыл бұрын
It's that so you can feel special while wearing their logo.
@felixaitken768
@felixaitken768 9 жыл бұрын
Sc0pee special as in special needs
@alegomanYTPs
@alegomanYTPs 9 жыл бұрын
it decreases the value
@RSguideX
@RSguideX 9 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ hahaha true
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 9 жыл бұрын
I think the idea is to advertise the brand further. Just like their silly little badges that they include, and also their suggestion that you film the unboxing and upload it.
@soobinism
@soobinism 9 жыл бұрын
For the April Loot Crate this year, they should ship out a box filled with nothing but pins and more pins. April Fool's Crate.
@user-ci6oo1uv2k
@user-ci6oo1uv2k 9 жыл бұрын
Calm down there Satan
@soobinism
@soobinism 9 жыл бұрын
Amy Rose To be fair, I think all of us would enjoy seeing Ashens' reaction.
@EvilLoony
@EvilLoony 9 жыл бұрын
Soobinism I think he'd call it an improvement
@soobinism
@soobinism 9 жыл бұрын
Leonie M I don't know about that, he tosses the pins aside after showing it quickly to the camera. My prediction is that he'd toss them all around his couch and laugh maniacally. Then it would cut to a "technical difficulties" screen.
@shutupyouclod5024
@shutupyouclod5024 7 жыл бұрын
Instead, it had a fucking inflatable fucking crown.
@rainbowbw95
@rainbowbw95 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a 16 year old girl with absolutely no interest in this but I could watch every single one of your videos just for your humor alone LMAO I love you, you're so honest it's hilarious
@TheBrianJ
@TheBrianJ 9 жыл бұрын
As someone who actually really likes Loot Crate, let me say this... I COMPLETELY understand where people are coming from in their hate. Look, I dig this stuff. I got my friend hooked on Loot Crate too, and he digs it. We enjoy the randomness of it, the fun aspect of opening and seeing what you got, and the fact is some of the stuff I've gotten so far has been pretty nice (I loved the tie this month, the shirt was well made, last month's tetris stickers have gotten a ton of use...) But MAN Loot Crate is not for everybody. It is very much a niche audience. It's a niche that is big enough for Loot Crate to be profitable and successful, but it's a niche. And that niche does not necessarily overlap with Ashens fan base as much as it would other fan bases. For example, at PAX this year there were a ton of people who were at the Loot Crate booth. That seems to be more the fan base that they're going for. So yeah, if you don't like Loot Crate... you don't like it. There's nothing to say about that. I don't think people should be going out of their way to talk about how MUCH they hate it, but that's youtube for you. PS that ghostbusters door hanger from last month is still shit.
@LiamAnthony_
@LiamAnthony_ 9 жыл бұрын
A well reasoned and levelled headed argument.... On KZbin? Jolly good show sir!
@CyPony
@CyPony 9 жыл бұрын
If they were more consistent with the quality of some of the products and less repetitive with the gags (like the god awful pins), I would have stayed subscribed. I was given a 3-month last Christmas. From what I remember, the first box was awesome and had some stuff I used throughout the year, then one of the other boxes basically had 4 big things in it that seemed cheaper and less useful than the box before it. The third box was ok but had an awesome t-shirt. One of the t-shirts seemed VERY cheap with the logo attached to it while another t-shirt seemed like a legitimate one I would get from Hot Topic. The Funko figures got annoying to me, which took away the excitement for what I think I was gonna get next. I was anticipating another bloody Funko figure rather than anticipating what exclusive things would be in the next box. In the end, it just felt like I was hoarding a bunch of stuff I would never use (minus the Titanfall t-shirt, which I still use today). And I still have those figures laying around, but they're just simply in the way, and I don't have a shelf for them (yet). Now, my entertainment for seeing "what to get" is satisfied by Ashen's videos, so a BIG thanks to him for that. It's a wonderful idea and a great thing to try out, but the excitement diminishes quickly, and it only takes one bad box to make you wonder why you're still subscribed to it. (and damn these lootcrate logos on EVERYTHING. That would kind of ruin my motivation to wear some of this stuff in public. People asked where I got the Titanfall shirt (without a Lootcrate logo) and I would just say that I got it from a Lootcrate. That's how the message should get across.) Alas, it's a good thing for some people, and a bad thing for others, but if someone's questioning whether to get one or not, they should watch Ashen's videos first, then make the decision themselves regardless of what some of the hateful comments say.
@Mincheesy
@Mincheesy 9 жыл бұрын
That's cool, it's just like Cy Pony said, the quality of the crates are inconsistent. Also most of the merchandise is very "geeky". It lacks style, and a a random box that didn't stuff its logo on every piece of the product would be a 100% better. When you get down to it, people who collect things for a hobby probably wouldn't be interested in loot crate, and it's because the actual product you get is just a box of junk, whether you actually like the stuff in it or not it's just kind of tat. That being said Ashens videos for it are great since he actually gives a real opinion over the product, the ones I hate are like two best friends podcast who promote it in full despite its shoddy quality (such as last months).
@TwiIight0ne
@TwiIight0ne 9 жыл бұрын
By "niche" you mean "compulsive buyer with too much money to spare and not enough sense to review their terrible purchase behavior." Just look at this box of crap that you're putting into your attic. You spent twenty dollars on it, and if you're a regular customer, you're spending over two hundred dollars a year on this type of random crap. "But I had a few good things in there," well, two hundred dollars can buy you a number of good things.
@Rakshasa1986
@Rakshasa1986 9 жыл бұрын
Your post brings up a few good points, but the all too common saying "if you don't like it, don't buy/read/watch/play it" is just a way fans try to evade criticism. If I didn't experience something, whatever form of media that is, how will I know if it's crap? I heard raves about Duke Nukem and I couldn't judge it until I actually played the game. If I criticize something without buying it folks would tell me I have no place criticizing whatever that is. And they would be right.
@ProtoMario
@ProtoMario 9 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who disliked this service, early on, I got flak for scrutinizing it. I see the comments here and thank God there are still sane people.
@meltingpoint97
@meltingpoint97 9 жыл бұрын
I like that Athens doesn't feel obligated to say good things about loot crate just because they're free, he's honest about what he gets
@pman123
@pman123 9 жыл бұрын
Loot crates aren't for real nerds. Stalking that girl who rejected you in high school is for real nerds. Your restraining order can't stop me, Amanda.
@ErwinHolland.
@ErwinHolland. 9 жыл бұрын
+Pea G Hehe this made me laugh more then it should.
@AdasEdge
@AdasEdge 9 жыл бұрын
please God let me favorite this comic and make it my rooms wallpaper
@eLJaybud
@eLJaybud 8 жыл бұрын
+The Lone Chumpkins ha a reprint. I have the original Star Wars comics from 1978 including number 1. Plus they had much more iconic covers.
@GreatBritishbtchoff
@GreatBritishbtchoff 8 жыл бұрын
Poor Amanda...
@eLJaybud
@eLJaybud 8 жыл бұрын
+Elder Goth Amanda knew what she was getting herself into when she refused to pull the trigger...
@donotinquire
@donotinquire 9 жыл бұрын
Was that sp00n on the second row second picture?
@TomScaiola
@TomScaiola 9 жыл бұрын
I believe so!
@JacknifeCreations
@JacknifeCreations 9 жыл бұрын
It was, check out his vid for this months lootcrate, he mentions it! :)
@sugarfreeXcandy
@sugarfreeXcandy 9 жыл бұрын
You are right!
@KaiserMattTygore927
@KaiserMattTygore927 9 жыл бұрын
***** sp00n, what did you think of the movie?
@ThereWillBeFrost
@ThereWillBeFrost 9 жыл бұрын
Kaiser StratosTygo it sucked.
@MetalHermit83
@MetalHermit83 9 жыл бұрын
I'm glad ashens doesntg upload milllion and one videos every week, as I've sort of grown up I've come to realize things will become old very fast and lose that sort of feel of "newness" or not like its something old and boring. I can watch his videos every once in a blue moon and love every second of it. just IMO.
@thomasknight7734
@thomasknight7734 8 жыл бұрын
your rewind sounds like a pidgeon
@quakercrackers4262
@quakercrackers4262 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens, your favorite unboxer of all times, and master of funny intros.
@1AngrySloth
@1AngrySloth 9 жыл бұрын
The more i watch this the less i want to subscribe to lootcrate tbh... Its getting rubbisher and rubbisher every month and after i subbed to ashens ive been more critical to queallity on things i buy.
@jcooper_
@jcooper_ 9 жыл бұрын
You're wright; I've brought things now and bin really critical. They all seem worserer!
@Roboshi2007
@Roboshi2007 9 жыл бұрын
In the UK there's a shop called Forbidden planet. It sells this kind of stuff. And for the cost of a crate, you could get double the stuff (thanks to huge shipping cost of a crate) and you get to pick out things you like! If you want randomness, they've got blind bags of nifty things, so you at least can get marvel stuff if you're a marvel fan etc.
@dementedchikenjc
@dementedchikenjc 9 жыл бұрын
***** that's in bizzle isn't it
@hotdogs1026
@hotdogs1026 9 жыл бұрын
***** What a coincidence. In America (specifically NYC) WE have a Forbidden Planet and it is basically exactly the same description as yours.
@Roboshi2007
@Roboshi2007 9 жыл бұрын
Kenny L Ah so it's the same name? I figured it might be called something else in america.
@coolnerd8730
@coolnerd8730 9 жыл бұрын
Love your comic book guy voice. I laughed so loud it was spot on. You're a brave man to do an American accent lol
@themaritimegirl
@themaritimegirl 9 жыл бұрын
You're looking for the exposure setting Stuart, not white balance. :P
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 2 жыл бұрын
ever notice that the people in the Loot Mag are always the Hippest of the Hipsters in their Loot Gear? Each photo specially curated so as to support the Loot brand with the ''Kind Of People We Want Representing Loot Crate'' Demographics, your age race gender zip code, all assigned a numerical value for easier consumer guidance
@Roxfox
@Roxfox 9 жыл бұрын
White balance affects color, not brightness. I think you were looking for the exposure setting. Yes, these loot crates have reached the point where I'm reduced to commenting on the production of the video instead of the contents of the damn box...
@BaylenJames
@BaylenJames 9 жыл бұрын
The best part of this months lootcrate is that goddamn hedgehog picture
@hectorespinoza9817
@hectorespinoza9817 9 жыл бұрын
🎩 👨 👔 👖 👞 look Ashens, i made a mini version of you!!
@IanC14
@IanC14 5 жыл бұрын
Clever
@Da532
@Da532 9 жыл бұрын
What happened to the super kawaii eighty's intro?
@Ninjamohawk
@Ninjamohawk 9 жыл бұрын
I got the "Dr Who" Dr Mario mocked up 10Doh! and couldn't help but feel that Ashens deserved that one, being the Doctor Who fan that he is.
@Ninjamohawk
@Ninjamohawk 9 жыл бұрын
Also you got some cynical teen fuckers commenting on this channel. "Stupid tacky shit meh meh meh I enjoy being naked" fuck you let people have fun.
@Kektus1
@Kektus1 9 жыл бұрын
I think a fairly large portion of those people only come to these videos to insult LC, really. Don't know why they think it matters.
@KrystalKairi
@KrystalKairi 9 жыл бұрын
Recycling shades. The best unintentional pun in an ashens video yet.
@villanelo1987
@villanelo1987 9 жыл бұрын
Well, of course you couldn't use the game in the console-box... you didn't blow it first! :p
@Q8Police777
@Q8Police777 9 жыл бұрын
yus check out his video on his channel
@villanelo1987
@villanelo1987 9 жыл бұрын
iiCUBE OiD Ein? Missa not understanding yousa.
@uTubeNoITube
@uTubeNoITube 9 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia, NES cartridge blows YOU!
@KillerRobson
@KillerRobson 9 жыл бұрын
uTubeNoITube I didn't realize we were back in 2009...
@uTubeNoITube
@uTubeNoITube 9 жыл бұрын
Robson Senz I sense there are many things you don't realize...
@PCReboot
@PCReboot 9 жыл бұрын
Enjoying the vids chap cheers! Also your poundland videos are the videos that finally got my wife to watch KZbin!!
@MagikGimp
@MagikGimp 9 жыл бұрын
At what point do geeks actually get bored of the constantly repeated same franchises? It's ridiculous.
@BfDelano
@BfDelano 9 жыл бұрын
And if you want to try and collect all of the covers for that Star Wars comic, there are only around 100 others across different store exclusives, special events, and very limited supply variants. There's a sketch cover at my local comic shop that's selling for $160. My comic shop was also one of the places that got it's own exclusive cover.
@irtbmtind89
@irtbmtind89 9 жыл бұрын
I have to respect Lootcrate's ability to use clever "I'm such an epic nerd XDDD" marketing to move what is pretty obviously mostly unsold and remaindered crap.
@HauntedMound666
@HauntedMound666 9 жыл бұрын
Last video, the Hulk comic book, "I wonder why they're italicizing random words?" This video, reading the comic tutorials, "We already know all of this." Stewart ;)
@PaulBeard1990
@PaulBeard1990 9 жыл бұрын
The art work on the star wars comic looked really nice
@79TAGio
@79TAGio 9 жыл бұрын
Quick tip To get the perfect white balance put a blank sheet of paper in front of the lens let it adjust then quickly pull it away and it'll adjust perfectly every time.
@jaal426
@jaal426 9 жыл бұрын
Obviously Ashens being hilariously funny helps, but otherwise, I just can't stand this self-referential, pseudo-nerd culture or the cloying materialism. Honestly, I can't buy a new pen without thinking I already have enough shit in my house, how does these people function? Oh and that comic notebook majorly fucks me off, the size/positioning of the panels in comics is such a neglected thing nowadays so I just really hate you being given them already, unless it was specifically for yonkoma or something, which it clearly isn't.
@meltingpoint97
@meltingpoint97 9 жыл бұрын
Pseudo Nerd culture is taking over everything
@jaal426
@jaal426 9 жыл бұрын
Well in that case, I'm running for the hills, feel free to join me.
@AetherealBunny
@AetherealBunny 9 жыл бұрын
Well, with the notebook, if they didn't do that it wouldn't really have a point to exist. *shrug* Not that it's...really anything anyway really. Would of preferred stupid stickers at this point.
@jaal426
@jaal426 9 жыл бұрын
I guess another way of putting it is to say that the notebook is more or less a colouring book, it's restrictive in a way that plain paper isn't...so yeah, it might as well not exist, you were right.
@SebastiaanvanderHeide
@SebastiaanvanderHeide 9 жыл бұрын
***** Don't mind if I do..
@ShiCS
@ShiCS 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens, thank you so much for uploading videos. You make my day every time you upload.
@Muscleduck
@Muscleduck 9 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even want these crates for free because recycling the junk would cost me more than what the few items that are nice are worth.
@Vegetashonor
@Vegetashonor 9 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, another Ashens video! I can sleep soundly tonight!
@SatiricalRobbie
@SatiricalRobbie 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a total geek! Look now nerdy I am with all my video game and comic related items!!1 ecks dee. I really couldn't imagine anybody ever wearing or collecting the shit they put in that box. Also, when did being a nerd become trendy?
@wisteela
@wisteela 9 жыл бұрын
Liking the retro gaming stuff. I also like the badge, as it has a cassette tape on it. I'm also an albino hedgehog.
@Dojan5
@Dojan5 9 жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel that paying for these is essentially like subscribing to an advertisement service. Most of this is complete tat, and it looks like they've spent half their budget sticking logos and whatnot on.
@theTealStory
@theTealStory 9 жыл бұрын
The wallet was made out or tyvex. It's used in home wrapping when you go to water proof the walls of the building.
@SolarMechanic
@SolarMechanic 9 жыл бұрын
It's auto exposure you're looking for, not white ballance. Also mine came already opened in the post. They didn't even put another bit of tape over it, fucking royal mail.
@lottevangiels4423
@lottevangiels4423 8 жыл бұрын
"Well done, you pleased me." Omg 😂
@marshallchango6371
@marshallchango6371 9 жыл бұрын
Loot Crate is the best. I got Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm Revolution, a gaming PC, comics, shirts, and movies. Anybody who doesn't use loot crate are poor ass, virgin nerds that can't appreciate a good service. This service is better than PS Plus and Xbox Live Gold
@michaelrashford6925
@michaelrashford6925 9 жыл бұрын
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
@Powoga
@Powoga 9 жыл бұрын
Well, this isn't getting old.
@wdfghjkl
@wdfghjkl 9 жыл бұрын
It's still shitposting even if you are being ironic.
@michaelrashford6925
@michaelrashford6925 9 жыл бұрын
Powoga It is, he's even doing it on shofu's videos every now and then, but it's annoying as all hell!
@matthewranger7578
@matthewranger7578 9 жыл бұрын
Well I bought a chicken crate. I comes with 2 Chicken wings and a box. On!y 5 quid a month. Sometimes the chicken comes!with herpies!
@AetherealBunny
@AetherealBunny 9 жыл бұрын
Part of the joy of watching these videos after my brothers 'subscribed' me to them is waiting to see Ashens reacting to this shit after pondering how he react.
@kanyestan2400
@kanyestan2400 8 жыл бұрын
1:31 spot on american accent
@ssagaji515
@ssagaji515 9 жыл бұрын
Your lootcrate reviews are the best, getting straight to the point. Yes, those pins suuuck
@magamiayato
@magamiayato 9 жыл бұрын
"If they throw an S at you, you're fucked." Ashens 2015 Jan fuckin' hilarious
@gothpunk702
@gothpunk702 9 жыл бұрын
Do they make the gifts in the loot crate different depending if you're male or female? I only ask because i doubt many girls would want a space invader tie....would be like a guy receiving a Pac-Man handbag, cool design but only really aimed at one gender.
@AbsolutelyZilch
@AbsolutelyZilch 9 жыл бұрын
Misogyny sensors ringing. Brace for feminism.
@gothpunk702
@gothpunk702 9 жыл бұрын
Scott Collopy Would you like to explain how i'm apparently being misogynistic?
@AbsolutelyZilch
@AbsolutelyZilch 9 жыл бұрын
Paul Stephens I was exaggerating, it was a joke about over sensitive internet feminists, never mind...
@gothpunk702
@gothpunk702 9 жыл бұрын
Scott Collopy Ah fair enough, i thought you were having a dig at me =P
@lunavixen015
@lunavixen015 9 жыл бұрын
I think the loot crates are meant to be universal, but I'm also pretty sure the largest demographic of people who purchase these are young males, besides, gender oriented items that the buyer doesn't want can always be given away to friends or family.
@renjilover11
@renjilover11 8 жыл бұрын
When Ashens doesn't know the difference between white balance and exposure ; _ ;
@RacingPepe
@RacingPepe 8 жыл бұрын
This was bothering me SO much lol. Thank you..
@jediarco
@jediarco 9 жыл бұрын
The NES figure thingy is not the same in each box. I got a cartridge that was themed after the aliens from The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis when he was still someone. Also, I LOVED the December LootCrate; shocked that you didn't. But I love you anyway. Keep up the awesome work sir!
@ovenchickenus
@ovenchickenus 9 жыл бұрын
Why does loot crate keep sending this? Ashes is totally shitting I their product :D
@GNerdful
@GNerdful 9 жыл бұрын
The mark up on them is probably so high that even if only a couple buy them using ashens discount code they'll have made a profit. Plus all publicity is good publicity. In the words of Oscar Wilde "the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about"
@Thormodo
@Thormodo 9 жыл бұрын
For every four people that sign up via his link he get's a free loot crate. That goes for everyone that has a subscription with Loot crate. If only a 100 people (out of the ~250k that watch his video's) have signed up, he gets them for free for over 2 years. So Loot crate isn't actually actively sending him the crate to promote or so. Apart from him having a "discount" code. But that code gives only a 10% discount and the default code on the website gives 3 dollars off.
@omgitshim
@omgitshim 9 жыл бұрын
Imagine if loot crate forced a respected internet celebrity to rave for 2-3 minutes about how radical this month's groovy retro swag is. I'd hope Loot Crate likes getting mysterious syringes in the mail, because their brand would be as good as dead.
@ovenchickenus
@ovenchickenus 9 жыл бұрын
***** That's not really relvant, but I will certainly try to "learn grammar".
@whynotguy123
@whynotguy123 9 жыл бұрын
It probably has more markup than popcorn.
@asdf_
@asdf_ 9 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the Bally astrocade/Wizard of Wor style speech synthesis at the end.
@tmanuel44
@tmanuel44 9 жыл бұрын
A fake NES Cartridge with limbs and a gun... What the fuck? Do people really spend money on this shit?
@sygos
@sygos 9 жыл бұрын
but NES is SO nerdy! Especially when I write probably-trademarked movie quotes on my fake cardboard NES box for some reason.
@ResentItPlays
@ResentItPlays 9 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I thought the gimmick was interesting, but that's the most positive thing I can say about it.
@Radi0he4d1
@Radi0he4d1 9 жыл бұрын
Shugo489 You cannot trademark a certain speed.
@DamonDolittle225
@DamonDolittle225 9 жыл бұрын
i thought it was pretty cool i want my own
@SergeiMosin
@SergeiMosin 9 жыл бұрын
Hell I'd buy one if it was two bucks or less. It's a cute thing to put on top of the dresser and wax nostalgic about. Granted, knowing companies these days, those damn things probably run $10+... so to hell with that.
@argorath
@argorath 9 жыл бұрын
This was the best Lootcrate ever
@argorath
@argorath 9 жыл бұрын
btw you do get different games I got "fire hunt"
@FunkyTrigger
@FunkyTrigger 9 жыл бұрын
Gr8 Cr8 M8
@neenjakiller
@neenjakiller 9 жыл бұрын
R8 8/8
@HyperionNyx
@HyperionNyx 9 жыл бұрын
***** no db8
@Radiatical
@Radiatical 9 жыл бұрын
pls don8
@SadieB
@SadieB 9 жыл бұрын
So glad I didn't try a Lootcrate, the last two have been crap. Is Geekbox any better? A few people at the last Geek Group night had T-shirts from Geekbox.
@vectrex28
@vectrex28 9 жыл бұрын
I'm an albino hedgehog and I find this offensive
@TheEmberer
@TheEmberer 9 жыл бұрын
I just want to talk about these haribo star mix sweeties I like the hearts, because they make me feel loved I like the rings AND THE GOLDBEARS It looks like its a ring when they go swimming so they don't drowned And look, you can make a big, big SANDWICH! You know what I mean if you're British ;)
@TheEmberer
@TheEmberer 9 жыл бұрын
Brighteyes Inthewoods Same
@idio5266
@idio5266 9 жыл бұрын
What a load of money grabbing crap
@Wymorence
@Wymorence 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens has ripped the unrippable! Ashens is really the Hulk!!
@MrPatters
@MrPatters 9 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're an albino hedgehog.
@TheGamefan1000
@TheGamefan1000 9 жыл бұрын
How did he know?!?!?!
@EvilLoony
@EvilLoony 9 жыл бұрын
Hi sexy star fox. have you come to empty my bins? i left you half a chicken in there. i want to watch you eat it
@MrPatters
@MrPatters 9 жыл бұрын
Leonie M I don't take morsels from Venomian spies.
@thegokartmozart
@thegokartmozart 9 жыл бұрын
How much id the Lootcrate every month? Is it worth it. I bought a pair of those pixel look shades (but in a different colour) from Ebay for about 2 quid.
@thegokartmozart
@thegokartmozart 9 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne noted.
@PolisKanin
@PolisKanin 9 жыл бұрын
I love the 80s, but this was one shit crate. A poorly faked bent nes cart with limbs? No thanks.
@Dazzgracefulmoon
@Dazzgracefulmoon 9 жыл бұрын
I liked the cartridge figure, that was pretty clever and creative.
@visceralooze
@visceralooze 9 жыл бұрын
Hello, sorry to interrupt your scrolling but I think you`re beautiful. Have a nice day!
@douro20
@douro20 9 жыл бұрын
The wallet is made of Tyvek. Is the tie made of silk or rayon?
@sebianoti
@sebianoti 9 жыл бұрын
You make a living making videos for KZbin with your camera yet you won't put anything back into the production like getting a proper camera...
@sagewaterdragon
@sagewaterdragon 9 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he doesn't make his living off of insanely high production values. If he did, he would be recording in a studio with a table instead of in his living room with a sofa.
@sebianoti
@sebianoti 9 жыл бұрын
Sage Water Dragon true, but the camera is the most essential part of his whole setup, he may think it's the sofa but no it's the camera since without it there would be no Ashens as we know it, buying a camera should be a no brainier. ,
@sagewaterdragon
@sagewaterdragon 9 жыл бұрын
sebianoti Fair enough.
@pillgenie6806
@pillgenie6806 9 жыл бұрын
He has a proper camera, he just doesn't know how it works
@egoshades
@egoshades 9 жыл бұрын
sebianoti no, it's the sofa.
@DougTheFresh
@DougTheFresh 9 жыл бұрын
Oh hey Sp00n, fancy seeing you here.
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 9 жыл бұрын
Once again, just a load of junk.
@BenjaminGoose
@BenjaminGoose 9 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, what? You think any of this stuff is actually worth anything? You really fall for the marketing crap?
@muisverriet
@muisverriet 9 жыл бұрын
***** I'm a geek and i think this is shit. Nerdblock/ ArcadeBlock gives you way more bang for your buck by including a T-shirt every month and actually giving me stuff i'm interested in instead of just random crap.
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 9 жыл бұрын
I love how it literaly says "good grief" on the comic notebook. They stole his catchphrase! xD
@KasumiKenshirou
@KasumiKenshirou 9 жыл бұрын
Who's? Charlie Brown's?
@mrblonde609
@mrblonde609 9 жыл бұрын
Jeff Jacobson Hitler.
@PenguinVideoStore
@PenguinVideoStore 9 жыл бұрын
>Ashen objectively tries to tear wallet >tears wallet >"now I don't even have the bloody wallet" >cause-and-effect.avi
@TheSuperDerp
@TheSuperDerp 9 жыл бұрын
The reason Lootcrate is so liberal with their logo is not only for brand recognition, but to discourage resale of their products. This is also the reason their perceived quality is going down, when it's an unfortunate fact that some unscrupulous people will subscribe to Lootcrate only to illegally sell Lootcrate products for a profit. By reducing the amount of market-soluble items contained in each month's shipment, as well as adding more easily recognizable banding, potential cyber criminals will be less likely to commit fraud and larceny using Lootcrate products. Please upvote this comment to prevent the spread of vile rumors pertaining to our corporate standing in the digital marketplace. Thank you for your time. Rupesh Patingali Lootcrate Support
@LinesAndPolygons
@LinesAndPolygons 9 жыл бұрын
Who would want to buy this crap for even more money? It's complete garbage.
@coolfurby1
@coolfurby1 9 жыл бұрын
"Lootcrate's products"? Their your goddamm products because you fucking paid for (way too much) them. How would reselling them be illegal. (Unless you're a troll which you probably are, in which case damn)
@TheSuperDerp
@TheSuperDerp 9 жыл бұрын
CoolFurby As clearly explained in Lootcrate's terms of service, Lootcrate LTD retains certain rights to all products sold, shipped, donated, or given freely. Resale, recycling, reuse or return of Lootcrate products is strictly forbidden and will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
@deadserenity95
@deadserenity95 9 жыл бұрын
Put in good stuff and people might want to keep it and not want to sell it off for profit. The worse the product gets, the more people will want to try and make their wasted money back. Im pretty sure most people subscribe to Lootcrate for that chance that maybe once there will be something amazing, put more amazing stuff in and they wont have to sell the utter shit to make their money back.
@ZanderEzekial77
@ZanderEzekial77 9 жыл бұрын
TheSuperDerp LOL Good luck enforcing that bullshit law in court.
@shuriKen469
@shuriKen469 9 жыл бұрын
that disappointment at the end defines every loot crate i reckon.
@IlSevenlI
@IlSevenlI 9 жыл бұрын
Ashens is becoming one of my favourite KZbinrs =) Keep on doing what you do, great stuff!
@AlmightyDoubleHelix
@AlmightyDoubleHelix 9 жыл бұрын
I predict this will be the best loot crate all year, even though the only thing I would actually want is the tie.
@Rakshasa1986
@Rakshasa1986 9 жыл бұрын
I heard that Star Wars comic is the Super Ultra Edition: Turbo HD Remix of the original trilogy. Han is looking at you because you saw him with gun and he is worried that you might tell people that he is a tough guy. He goes on a quest to try to restore his reputation as a dapper, non-aggressive gentleman. Coming soon to blue ray.
@meckatz
@meckatz 9 жыл бұрын
i liked the 'pfft-paper-ripping' sound effect!
@BendyPenguin64
@BendyPenguin64 9 жыл бұрын
I don't subscribe to LootCrate myself, but I honestly think that it looks quite cool based on what I've seen of it (even though a lot of videos tend to bash it at every opportunity XD). No exaggeration, I would gladly wear that tie. :)
@TheAlmightyOne10
@TheAlmightyOne10 9 жыл бұрын
hey ashens, as im now a vfx student and want to feel smart for once i thought id suggest you that you manually set ur white balance before you start, its super duper easy just cover the entire view with a sheet of white paper and press set, then ittl be nice and colour-ey and now i feel smart :D
@MrNichtus
@MrNichtus 9 жыл бұрын
My little cartridge man was "1 Point 21 Jiggawattz", starring a Marty McFly bunny. Video coming to my channel next Wednesday.
@dagoombaify
@dagoombaify 9 жыл бұрын
Just letting you know that it was the exposure that was stuffed up
@eiaboca1
@eiaboca1 3 жыл бұрын
I have one of those little arty cartridges! They're of two other fake games and I love them!
@AnonyMap1
@AnonyMap1 9 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, Ashens' "rip" noise was really realistic
@DisneyJediKnight
@DisneyJediKnight 9 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if Ashens was subscribed to NerdBlock as well as LootCrate. We'd get two glorious videos instead of one a month.
@davidwoolf212
@davidwoolf212 9 жыл бұрын
The wallet is likely Tyvex, made by Dupont, and it does last pretty long, it is some type of plastic. I had one for several months and used it constantly. PS it's the exposure, not the white balance!
@SnowyCheetah750
@SnowyCheetah750 9 жыл бұрын
In regard to your auto white balance, try activating it when there's a white page in front of the camera and then remove the page once white balance is done auto adjusting. That's how it works on most cameras.
@jsmith498
@jsmith498 Жыл бұрын
Ok
@ste1bro
@ste1bro 9 жыл бұрын
Bleeding Cool keep banging on and on about Loot Crate like it's the second coming. Thanks to Ashens, I find that I was correct in assuming that they're actually just a Geek version of a Home Bargains lucky bag. Nerd Tat.
@bigshambowski
@bigshambowski 9 жыл бұрын
"Here's some photos of people. Maybe you are one of these people, maybe you're not one of these people, maybe you've met some of these people, maybe you are an albino hedgehog." Why do I find that funny?
@SeanBarkerNegaScott128
@SeanBarkerNegaScott128 9 жыл бұрын
The camera issue isn't white balance, it's exposure. Set that to auto, and it should be fine.
@Overhazard
@Overhazard 9 жыл бұрын
I found there was a Groupon for Lootcrate, so I decided to check what January's theme was. When I saw it was "Rewind," I wasn't too interested, because most of the stuff from the late 80's and early 90's people seem to be incredibly nostalgic about didn't appeal to me. I never watched nor was interested in Voltron, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Star Wars, or anything of the sort. Nope, I was into Tiny Toon Adventures, Garfield and Friends, Bobby's World, Eek! the Cat, Two Stupid Dogs, and Rugrats. How come their nostalgic callbacks are so much rarer? DuckTales was the only comedy cartoon during that time to have gotten a resurgence since. I suppose I was that type of kid that the Tom and Jerry Movie was meant to appeal to. I hope these aren't shipped via USPS. They frequently ruin packages delivered to me, or they go missing altogether. There's no accountability, and there is literally no one to send a complaint to when my stuff arrives damaged. The fake NES cartridge would've been so much better if it was an actual game. Come on, people. There are officially licensed soap bars meant to look exactly like classic NES cartridges and controllers (as well as a number of other games and controllers up to the Wii Remote).
@Quimquat
@Quimquat 9 жыл бұрын
I got this month's loot crate for my girlfriend and her little game was a Doctor who game. So cute!
@karenelizabeth1590
@karenelizabeth1590 9 жыл бұрын
I like seeing these LootCrate videos so I don't ever need to get one.
@TrigsTimeVault
@TrigsTimeVault 9 жыл бұрын
I picked up one of those NES cartridge cassette-men at VidCon from these guys a while back, got a Rygar referenced one, sans Zapper. Star Wars #1 is actually a half-way decent comic, actually. I think you'll enjoy it. Though for some reason the artist can't quite get Luke Skywalker to look like Mark Hamill in every panel he's in.
@Karkenou
@Karkenou 9 жыл бұрын
AShens! You should give away that comic notebook! I would totally enjoy a contest or something to get a bunch of the tat (destroyed or non) that you've no use for and don't want.
@CloroxBleach-ds5py
@CloroxBleach-ds5py 9 жыл бұрын
what camera does he use
@MellowGaming
@MellowGaming 9 жыл бұрын
How do you only own one NES cart? I'm sure if you go look in your attic there should be an old box with at least a copy of Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt and a none working Zapper. Everyone's house has one of those.
@nielzdg
@nielzdg 9 жыл бұрын
NEEDZ MOAR FIRRREEEE!!1! Also, I think auto-exposure is what you were looking for, rather than the white balance which seemed fine
@Tornheartwarrior1314
@Tornheartwarrior1314 9 жыл бұрын
I'd actually love to get one of those comic book notebooks. Mostly because I'm really bad at making professional-looking comic panels.
@VoxelDoesGaming
@VoxelDoesGaming 9 жыл бұрын
I love how ashens is so honest about how shit things are as other youtubers just like to appreciate everything in the box.
@Rwededyet
@Rwededyet 9 жыл бұрын
The game cartridge figurine is a spoof of 'Mars Attacks'. Other people got a spoof of 'The Fifth Element". To me they seem even stranger than the usual square-head figurines.
@PHANTOMVERSE
@PHANTOMVERSE 9 жыл бұрын
Ah lovely, a picture of Sp00n inside the instruction manual.
@lonewolfette
@lonewolfette 8 жыл бұрын
Damn you, Ashens, for making me go onto eBay & buy that Voltron t-shirt! I don't need any more t-shirts. Dammit!
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