Subscription Boxes - Scott The Woz

[@travisiswin]

I love how Loot Crate was all like "Yeah, they're 'toothpick holders'. TOTALLY not shot glasses, kids. They hold toothpicks."

[@swagjackson6773]

Was gonna say something lol ty

[@The_Kentuckian]

Yeah, when I saw the box I wondered what the heck a toothpick holder was, then he showed them & like, that's just a shot glass dude.

[@Rachara]

They only hold toothpicks when you're at a bar, so they might as well be shot glasses. They could also hold change, a succulent plant, a candle, or evidence that Epstein didn't kill himself.

[@ZeroHBRPro]

Holy shit, are "toothpick holders" actually a thing?

[@cynniethia]

travis.is.win honestly that’s what I thought

[@Alpharad]

Scott, we need to have a talk. Your subscription box addiction is getting out of hand.

[@Chaos__64]

Your should also see his madden 08 addiction.

[@paulet4276]

My two favorite youtubers in one place!

[@CsSniper23]

I don’t know what you are talking about alpha he only spent like too much money. KZbinrs make too much money x 10.

[@VincentWatkinsCLXXXII]

The fellow in the corner over there is Jeff van Vonderen, an interventionist. This is an intervention. What we have here is a room full of people who love you like crazy, Scott. They are gonna say a few things, then you are gonna say a few things and we're done.

[@sambalekouy7298]

Play *PVZ GW* (Plants vs Zombies : Garden Warfare). I'm sure you gonna love it.

[@AwesomeVidzChannel]

50% of loot crates were just people forgetting to unsubscribe.

[@FangzwithaZ]

Will give you a loot crate box for food

[@oolexer]

@@FangzwithaZ maybe

[@Pandosyanna]

the other 50% is inflatable crown fans

[@oolexer]

@@Pandosyanna yeab

[@sillyfella2009]

@@Pandosyanna fucking inflatable fucking crown

[@vilim1657]

Fun fact : Scott made "the things he likes list" repeat so it looks like he likes more things then he actually does

[@hhdddd4282]

Yea it repeats 3 times

[@nicolasa.3192]

He needs a shirt that says "I like Nintendo, breakfast cereal, and maybe two people."

[@YellowpowR]

Wow, sad

[@spacecocolocotoco5120]

I feel like Scott made the list short and fast so people would notice and it looks like he liked less things than he actually does

[@EARileyV_5]

It’s good to know I’m not the only one the likes, IKEA, Honey Bunches of Oats: Almond Edition, and a good lamp

[@godisdead]

Loot Crate just filed for bankruptcy and owes a bunch of boxes still. Way to go Scott.

[@Mngalahad]

@The Accidental Hipster did scott the woz make lootcrate go brankrupt? what a god.

[@Metatron1767]

Ooooff

[@Mngalahad]

@Teamgeist ashens who?

[@Mngalahad]

@Teamgeist sorry, im a lootcrate unboxing youtuber ignorant. I think i found a video but i still dont know what he does.

[@MathewHaswell]

@Teamgeist British KZbinrs exist in their own little bubble, AFAIK. Nearly all of them know each other - it seems - and they're popular in Britain, but largely unknown everywhere else.

[@VenerabIe]

>checks email >sees Loot Crate's seventeenth email this month, asking to sponsor him "... It's time."

[@batt3ryac1d]

That shirt is 100% a small and Scott is just the size of a 3 year old.

[@Dargonhuman]

Can confirm; I met him once at the mall and he fit into my shirt pocket. Granted it was a costume party and my shirt pocket was comedically large but still. ... Part or all of that story may be false.

[@andrekeith3912]

Dargonhuman Should’ve just took him home

[@tuser8]

@@Dargonhuman Yeah it was clear you lied, Scott would never go to a party, it was obviously at the local sketchy forest.

[@normalpigeons5190]

Yeah he and Jerma have a lot in common

[@ggs27]

I accidentally crushed him under my shoe yesterday, sorry everyone, no more Scott

[@AverageEggmonEnthusiast]

For almost everything you can get from loot crate, there’s a counterpart at hot topic. Just go there at this point.

[@jamesrgamesoffical]

Only replying to this because I couldn’t do it before so I went to a random comment

[@lefti8370]

You could also *not* go

[@AverageEggmonEnthusiast]

LEFTi this is true

[@niallharrington3636]

But it doesnt exist in my country the closest thing we have is gamestop

[@touchmylucas115]

Also GameStop. Or FYE. Or ThinkGeek. Or Spencer’s. Or...

[@Timinator351P]

I choose to believe that the Captain Marvel shirt was a medium and Scott is just unusually tiny

[@ChillChrill]

Lol same

[@silver6kraid]

I too choose to believe that.

[@Danominator]

Hey all, small here!

[@thecommenter578]

That's American medium XD

[@Esdeath_0001]

Xtra Medium shirts

[@bfish89ryuhayabusa]

"toothpick holder" That's a shot glass and everyone knows it.

[@hylianro]

It’s a joke

[@bfish89ryuhayabusa]

@@hylianro Shot glasses have been sold as toothpick holders for a while now. (I first saw this in 2008) It still boggles my mind that you can sell shot glasses in places where alcohol references are inappropriate by claiming they're toothpick holders. It's like watching someone successfully sneak into a place using a Groucho Marx disguise.

[@chaotixthefox]

@@bfish89ryuhayabusa Incredible. Meanwhile actual toothpick holders are passed by.

[@TrueRetroflection]

Anything's a shot glass if you try hard enough

[@asurmenhandofasuryan4610]

The only good monthly subscription stuff are the food ones and other products you'd actually use like soap and shampoos

[@cameronstoeppel7075]

I can just imagine a mom telling her kids “Hey kids get mommy’s ... toothpick holders”.

[@ShibuNub3305]

Sounds like an obscure naughty euphemism

[@rulliantheskunk2091]

"This cost me 50 bucks a month" Then my video decided to buffer, and a cricket started cricketing.

[@KoTheCutie]

That’s what we call perfect timing

[@99frojo]

That’s hilarious

[@jaunstindarby2720]

Comedic timing

[@DOCTOR.DEADHEAD]

"Here's a Voltron beanie and scarf" "Oh yeah, it's June" I'M-

[@Kirkklan]

Some people do that. My brother wears a black jacket.

[@devilcraft4281]

I....do that actually. _what am I doing with my life_

[@perkypears]

I wear a beanie in the summer still but only because I never take my giant headphones off and the hat keeps the leather pads from getting sweaty and glueing to my head

[@franciscochavez5851]

Scott said "Gay Rights!"

[@kandikidzora]

@@perkypears facts!!!

[@Saikzay]

“Toothpick Holders” that’s how they sneak shot glasses through apparently

[@TrevorPhillips2024]

Ryan I thought that too made me exhale through my nose

[@NicRoberts23]

And just like that Scott's potential LootCrate sponsorship was gone like... like an angel's kiss

[@Dreadjaws]

I don't know. If Ashens hasn't been able to get rid of his despite his constant contempt for them, I don't see Scott's being in any peril. LootCrate seems to believe that no publicity is bad publicity.

[@iplayunity8764]

is that a jontron refrence?

[@2startbuttons820]

i have a feeling they messaged him and he went ahead and made this

[@Usagii-chan]

The fact that loot crate went bankrupt awhile back makes this video even more hilarious

[@jaxon-t9983]

Lootcrate is pretty much selling gamestop’s clearance bins for $50

[@vinnyreed723]

And like Gamestop it’s dying a death

[@judahosborne8868]

But isnt that what Gamestop's doing too?

[@MAR-wo4mc]

Bruh gamestop started making mystery boxes that are literally items from their clearance bin.

[@Term271]

SMM Jaxon definitely

[@2001CuisinartToasterr]

This dude can see the future

[@bitterjames]

5:26 - These jars i got at Target, they have this cool lid where you just have to press the top of it and it locks onto the jar - Rain - Not Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash - Gravity Rush - Sectionals - A good lamp - Grey socks - Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds Edition - Hitch on Blu-Ray - Five Below - The idea of owning an aquarium - Calling Pop-Tarts "Jump 'N' Fiddles" - Tucson, Arizona - Wired headphones - Those bluetooth speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were liek 13 yeah those are the best - A dog - A cat - Those artistic erasers that feel like Silly Putty and you can stretch and squeeze and stick it places - Boston Market - Stupid Nintendo Games - IKEA - This one park near me and then the list repeats itself 2 more times.

[@I_Eated_The_Soap]

Can confirm

[@procommentr]

I thought I saw "Pain"

[@DoctorKidemonas]

I slowed it down to .25x and paused. Can confirm.

[@Fetidaf]

Those jars are pretty awesome, I think I have the same ones hes talking about lol

[@lacroixpoison9030]

Jayron Pearson you must’ve seen rain

[@jackdiaz8668]

Anyone else notice how Scott picks music to fit *every single box?*

[@Captain1455]

Yes 👍

[@immortalsun]

This is why I love Scott’s videos. He pays such great attention to detail.

[@masierity2917]

Dimentive he does

[@RaizerZ]

I don't hear it.

[@NeoSlith]

I think LootCrates were just assembled from the clearance bins at GameStops.

[@14bj337]

I wouldn't be surprised, honestly, if they buy in bulk from various retailers (i.e. GameStop, Hot Topic, Target), the inventory that just isn't selling. That way, Lootcrate gets the items for dirt cheap, and the brick-and-mortar retailers free up some shelf space. It's just business sense.

[@havenbigler9701]

“It feels like I’m living inside of a loot crate”

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

I can't believe people sub to this service. Do people not know how to search for things you like? 🤦🤦🤦 Everything they showed is a Google search away. Hmmmm if only they had said game as clothing, posters, books, etc. Am I really explaining this? Jesus people are dumb.

[@axothegremlin]

@@LEXICON-DEVIL I've tried and sometimes I can't find specific items I've recieved from LootCrate. And I just like buying one every few months and getting some random things. Like I got a mug I like to use, a hand towel I use all the time, some of my favorite shirts, a replica of a weapon from my favorite show, some awesome pins, a journal, a wallet, a book for my collection that is based off of Final Fantasy Type 0, and a ton of other shit.

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

@@axothegremlin Key word here is "shit" my friend. Stop wasting your money on a cheap surprise that actually cost more money than the items are worth.

[@whiteboytalks]

If "sponsored by loot crate" is going to be the last thing he hears before he dies... But first a word from our sponser, Raid Shadow Legends

[@LuigiMasterGaming]

But first, a word from our other sponsor, ExpressVPN

[@holczy0]

@@LuigiMasterGaming not as bad as raid

[@chromeheartscrosses]

@@LuigiMasterGaming NorthVPN xD

[@Optimus97]

Raid sucks. It's not nearly as good as it was promoted. All money Plarium spent for promoting it and no actual game development. Also, they straight out LIED that they "don't sponsor anybody", so they maybe think we're all idiots.

[@Optimus97]

@@LuigiMasterGaming VPNs at least do their job.

[@DerWaidmann_]

Scott: *vomits up crumpled paper in the toilet* Me: *hits like*

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

Scott: So that's where one of my ideas for my idea wheel was hiding.

[@thewilddinkus8026]

Is this how to basic?!?!?

[@SPc3w]

Love how you just said "Scott wastes money" in the description. PS: Happy birthday, Scott!

[@unkoolkoolaidytp6634]

Oh yeah, Its his birthday. Happy birthday, Scott!

[@HantzPetra]

Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag Scott, from Germany!

[@CVerse]

Still to this day, Scott is still receiving Loot Remix boxes, even after canceling

[@matthewlong7547]

"Help me I'm drowning in Battlestar Galactica figures, how do you produce so many?"

[@moonsideearthbound]

Nice pfp!

[@LadyFireShelf]

Scott has been diagnosed with - getting older Happy birthday

[@Katzelle3]

CRISPR Lootbox review coming up?

[@ThrillHouse666]

I cancelled my loot crate after they started to branch off with different creates. Their basic box was literally just clearance items from gamestop. I have fond memories of being excited each month for my box to arrive but towards the end it was just "let's see what crap I get this time". needless to say, I don't regret my decision.

[@Dargonhuman]

That pretty much mirrors my sister's experience with them too; once in a while she'd get a decent t-shirt that was actually her size or a figurine one of her sons was into but most of the stuff she got was just leftover convention swag that no one wanted or stuff she passed over at GameStop a dozen times when shopping with her sons.

[@Acemans]

"Fucking inflatable fucking crown" ~ashens

[@Josh-ut4wv]

I have never gotten in to these subscription boxes though i have seen the retro games one where they send you games looks great and some of the others arent bad either just the really broad ones dont work

[@the_clumsy_wizard8910]

It's so sad because at first it was amazing then.... I was just getting em for the shirts....

[@user-dv9kk6sd6n]

TikTok ruined Metallica for me.

[@Mir_Teiwaz]

If we rename these shot glasses as T O O T H P I C K H O L D E R S we can circumvent the idea that we're selling alcohol related items to minors, right?

[@Icecastles4000]

Look mom I got a “toothpick holder”

[@TheTrueThanos]

@@Icecastles4000 Hey, Dad, check it out. Mom and the mailman are drinking angry juice out of my toothpick holders.

[@gadgez_]

That Borderlands mousemat is from the June 2015 crate, theme was... Cyber, I believe. I was gifted a 3 month subscription for my nineteenth birthday, and that was the first one I ever opened. I am still using that exact mousemat at this very moment.

[@daemonspudguy]

To this day my Dad uses that borderlands mouse mat. Yes I'm in a family of nerds.

[@thehumblewolf]

Tbh that mousepad was fire

[@anonnico5475]

i love that theres multiple experiences like this. a friend of mine who has NEVER played borderlands uses the same mousepad because they were gifted a lootcrate subscription its a sick mousepad tho, I am pretty jealous tbh

[@shipmancinema]

“Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to lose money” - Scott the Woz 2019

[@RoyaLotad]

He's doing pretty well at that now that he's a KZbinr.

[@Techghoul23]

Rookie money loser

[@boogit9979]

Waste*

[@ThomasClinton]

I think Scott is salty because he never got that lootcrate sponsorship

[@martinj914]

Its plosable

[@twr412]

Its ploosble

[@OwlskiTV]

Its plasable

[@zanderjacobseny.379]

It’s plousebull

[@EllaHulk]

Snorf

[@Korncakes1]

“Not Chibi Robo: Ziplash” That’s some humor right there.

[@homefront1999]

I remember hearing. That Lootbox was purposely putting in better items for first-time users. In an effort to make it seem more valuable to consumers and help make them keep the subscription.

[@lordmarshmal_0643]

lmao awkward as fuck pauses

[@axothegremlin]

​@@lordmarshmal_0643They're trying their best :(

[@julshunt64]

Happy birthday Scott! Love your videos man

[@ohgodwhy5626]

nope it’s in june

[@some_1214]

2019: Sponsored by loot crate 2020: S P O N S O R E D B Y R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D

[@blood_boi6900]

Aftermath of his video about Raid Shadow Legends

[@Dargonhuman]

2021: Sponsored by Coronavirus Survivors Fund

[@DynaZ.3dsx]

@@Dargonhuman 2022: Sponsored by the letter b

[@Howellatthemoon25]

2022: SPONSORED BY BOTTLE WATER

[@DynaZ.3dsx]

@@Howellatthemoon25 WATER IS BACK AGAIN, INTRODUCING WATER Z EX + 2!

[@jeffjones3145]

"Y'know watching Scott the woz is pretty cool. Because it's like a free subscription box, but it's free." - Matin Luther King probably

[@jonathansimmons2607]

Nah that was Gandhi

[@Ale_itsme]

Jonathan Simmons No I’m pretty sure my History teacher said it was Queen Elizabeth I

[@GardenCelluloids]

@@murderonthemind678 r/wooosh

[@VintageFenrir]

My favorites are definitely the foreign food boxes. I love trying new things, it's usually stuff I couldn't otherwise get, and it all gets eaten and packaging thrown away. I don't have to stuff my closet with a bunch of random stuff.

[@jetyut2486]

Imagine Scott getting a sponsorship from LootCrate after this. Oh yeah also Happy Birthday you weirdo gamer

[@the_abyss_walker2817]

Jetyut It would have been way more hilarious if Loot Crate sponsored the making of this video.

[@boomingsuccess4884]

I wish it was my birthday

[@alexbouvier6455]

Imagine Scott having a stake in the loot boxes he liked towards the end haha but happy birthday

[@megetnoob1664]

Lol

[@k0biza]

oh it’s my birthday too oof

[@Techghoul23]

I met my wife through loot crate Happy birthday Mr Scott Holy shit 1k

[@Detective_L]

ZombiezHunter05Official this sounds like a interesting story. May I inquire as to how you two met?

[@no9-5]

@@Detective_L she is a Pop! figure

[@NCozy]

@@Detective_L Fun fact, I met my wife through loot crate. She was the delivery woman and I ordered the classic loot crate. Anyhow, she delivered it and I said, "Oh boy, I can't wait to open my new Loot Crate." She then looked at me and said, "Wait, you're into pop culture too?" And to that I replied, "yes of course." She proposed to me on the spot.

[@jonsampson3030]

My wife came included in a loot crate

[@DaniOtter]

@@jonsampson3030 my wife also came

[@bojackson3073]

" toothpick holders" because kids by these and we can't call them shot glasses

[@OhSoTiredMan]

for real

[@_black_bird]

Oh, so that's what those were

[@turtleanton6539]

😂😂

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Back when my brother and I still lived with my mum, as part of our allowance mum would get us something relatively cheap we liked each month or so. My brother choose LootCrate, I chose for her to get me amiibo. To this day, I still feel like I won big time.

[@mark8200]

I've never had amiibo but I'm inclined to agree

[@7Write4This9Heart7]

That's 'cause you did! lol.

[@cheesesandwich3563]

Happy birthday Scott!! You aren't just a JonTron replacement anymore 👍

[@rabbitearsguy]

Ew

[@tamimkabir9761]

@@rabbitearsguy ew u

[@isak6498]

Yeah, he's a "terminal illness" aswell

[@aidenhanson884]

“Anymore” implies that he ever was.

[@halo7737]

Gaming Oasis The non controversial JonTron

[@gilligalli9321]

dude dont talk so bad about lootcrate i met my wife there

[@emilianozamora399]

And I met my death aswell, I see we found great things

[@jasonsorin1021]

What month was she? Might still be in the vault.

[@cardgamecoffin1087]

Is she a zelda mousepad?

[@gilligalli9321]

it was a taco pin

[@BriAngel476]

from my experience, the more specific the crate the better experience youll have. a general lootcrate would have a bunch of shit you dont care about, but with the hello kitty lootcrate i was happy with everything i got

[@ptralx3122]

scott also said that

[@huntermawn8344]

The impression at 1:02, I haven’t laughed that hard all week. Keep up the good shit, Scott

[@jordy835]

must not take much to make you laugh....lol

[@Peppiinait]

That's a mighty fiiine Captain Marvel blanket you got there.

[@bageltoo]

We will find you Scott *This comment is sponsored by Loot Crate*

[@twistedkrazy1946]

dude I accidently clicked on another video and saw this comment at the same time and I just came back to like your comment

[@ee-rm7kc]

This world is sponsored by lootcrate

[@teheldaskralls4331]

This universe is sponsored by lootcrate

[@ee-rm7kc]

Lootcrate is sponsored by lootcrate

[@aclonymous]

UnderBreak why am I seeing a fuckton of Sig avatars right after I started playing PPT as him

[@LoreOnGames]

For all of those that went “oh shit a sock” 1:09

[@CrusherX1000]

As someone from Oklahoma, I'd like to say our government could really use Lootcrate's funding

[@bristolberryman4118]

Jackson W and maybe education 49th in the nation strong

[@boomingsuccess4884]

At least you guys made quick trip

[@Plamler]

@@boomingsuccess4884 & 7-11

[@boomingsuccess4884]

@@Plamler I'm going to make videos about either tonight or the next day trust me

[@x9x9x9x9x9]

Same the roads in Tulsa are garbage.

[@DeathBy_Chair]

Yes i too enjoy Honey Bunches of Oat: Almonds Edition for the Nintendo Switch

[@petermozuraitis5219]

Right up there with "Sectionals: Motion Edition" for the Wii

[@l.i.a.m.b]

4:04 Oh man that really got me. Just Scott sitting in the chair looking around was just hilarious.

[@rexythedachshund9417]

Amish cowboy but you use electricity.

[@herowither12354]

The foreign food ones make sense. And I feel like a Lego box would work well if Lego didn't hate all retailers besides Walmart, Target, and Amazon.

[@slappybird4660]

The closet one to a LEGO subscription box is Brickloot I said close because half the stuff in the box are genuines LEGO peices/set, while the other (usually a main-star set) are off-branded bricks Never bought a box from them, but I'll probably sincerely enjoy it, unlike Loot Crate

[@KayFleetwayMS04]

See, Scott? YOU are the reason Lootcrate has filed for bankruptcy.

[@gaspardsavoureux8680]

I actually didn't know

[@daviddavid4915]

That's Stuart "little" ashens you s w I n e

[@DoctorKidemonas]

Is that a complement?

[@ixperium.]

Nobody like lootcrate anyways

[@mouthshovel]

That is another reason he is my hero

[@DenSporetrix]

Dark Souls inspired Lootbox: You open the crate and get stabbed by a sword. YOU DIED.

[@shadowbird25]

More likely it's a mimic and it just eats your face.

[@godzzilacarioca8580]

Eat you like a bread

[@shame2189]

Well, you made some heartstone player out there very happy.

[@roltthehunter]

Not really it's for one pack, worth next to nothing, and it's not even a current pack it's for the base set.

[@teheldaskralls4331]

No. It costs negative money

[@MrYouarethecancer]

No one who plays hearthstone is happy.

[@a-n1550]

@@MrYouarethecancer thank you for making my day better

[@user-xc4lq1zq2x]

3:08 this is the funniest visual you've ever done, i was laughing for a good few minutes

[@Kibbun]

scott, you never fail to amuse me happy birthday, dude!! you're awesome.

[@SicklySeraph]

7 on trending? Whoa i love Scott entering the big leagues Also Happy Birthday

[@Techghoul23]

That was our gift to him

[@austinwilliams9425]

As an oklahoman I can confirm our state budget is from subscription boxes

[@Palendrome]

Bro don't give away our secret

[@thatonemexican9355]

He knows too much about our state government

[@thayerdycus5036]

When the Chesapeake energy arena loses power, we know loot crate is dead

[@Honor_Defend]

Austin Williams and College Football

[@JuanMartinez-oq3jm]

Explains why I find so many Oklahomans in Texas

[@dellorto84]

8:56 “here’s a f***ing mouse pad” *smacks*

[@captainantilles703]

Loot boxes should make you take a survey on what you like so they know what to send you

[@alesbrewery]

HarryTrooper 211 like how Bandai NAMCO does with the vip box they do giveaways for

[@theutubepower1243]

It’d be neat to get random nintendo games every month, not gonna lie

[@1Pidds]

@@theutubepower1243 that'd be a bit much

[@solitudesoul8829]

Captain Antilles lmao too late

[@TheDegradingSeeker]

There used to be an awesome box named BOBOS that did this sort of thing. It was legitimately the best subscription box around imo and the couple times I got it I got truly amazing stuff. It was run by a couple and they would go out to conventions and everything to get specific things you were interested in.

[@Endir.]

*_Happy birthday Scott! Thanks for making awesome and fun content!_*

[@whitewolfinc]

Scott, seeing you in that 5XL shirt cracked me up. Well done bud! Great video.

[@imusingtiltcontrols9470]

It’s a blanket, not a 5XL shirt

[@whitewolfinc]

@@imusingtiltcontrols9470 Semantics!

[@ripwitch9833]

Lootcrate was the best early on before they decided to do a million other crates. I joined right before they branched out too quickly and had cool themes and my favorite crate was Attack on Titanfall (I don't remember exactly what was in it, but I remember it had the first AoT manga volume).

[@shadow0fx]

Well judging by the name probably stuff from Attack on Titan and Titanfall, which sounds pretty cool as a Titanfall fan

[@SStarry_Days]

Yeah that sounds absolutely sick and I’d love that.

[@Supermoneygang12]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gooseourlord]

my last lootcrate came with regular metal straws and a can of redbull with a fortnite ad on it. $50.

[@gostigoo6706]

7/9 sounds great~°!

[@periachi4961]

It's an energy drink to go with your fortnite

[@radmaster13]

thats what you get for subscribing to that garbage

[@Felixthebrute]

Also a whole-ass month late.

[@mariokarter13]

The only crates worth getting every month are the candy ones. It's something you'll actually use, you might find something new to like, and it's a lot cheaper than importing everything individually.

[@snorchill3170]

"Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to waste money!". Scott you speak the words of a God.

[@mushman1395]

You're one of my favorite KZbinrs, keep up the great work!

[@kennyonhere]

this is wholesome

[@faman1]

Yes

[@_pestosauce]

When Scott showed the tf2 pin set I legitimately pog’d

[@Tzach772]

I know me cool jimmy is a bit late but timestamp skateboard boy?

[@brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985]

I would actually like those

[@SStarry_Days]

@@Tzach772 I know I’m a bit late but 8:29

[@spagandhi]

Jon: I wasted all this money on random stuff on the internet Scott: I wasted all this money on random stuff on the internet, but video games

[@spagandhi]

Cedric Lothritz of course not, that gnome was the best thing a person can buy

[@ccateni28]

Jon: I have a production crew! Scott: Shit, I'm on my own!

[@rarm5899]

I actually got that Zelda box! The Zelda cup is the best cup I have and the rest of that stuff I have on display

[@aerqophs1546]

ngl i'd kill for those tf2 pins

[@pyrotechnic96]

Same

[@ss5gogetunks]

Can probably get em on ebay or something

[@oolexer]

@@ss5gogetunks me agree

[@dovahspy9813]

@@ss5gogetunks I got em at Goodwill

[@Aurelius_unofficial]

Im a tf2 fan and i can confirm, there's a LOT of them on ebay

[@antho_vid_1960]

It’s amazing that he never begs for subs I love it

[@AgilityDZN]

Happy birthday, Scott. You're almost able to operate a car!

[@gezi5927]

Scott’s logic with subscription boxes is how I feel about Birthday gifts.

[@zxrfp]

But I'm already subscribed to Scott The Woz

[@GwaGwaGwa]

And it's free!

[@zxrfp]

@@GwaGwaGwa exactly!

[@theskyguy9977]

That’s a great price!

[@jakedrada5574]

“Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to waste money.” That hit deep.

[@muke6473]

But they are free

[@Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial]

I almost choked on my breakfast when you pulled out the second raider from the remix box...holy sh*t great video

[@SuperMustache555]

Can we all appreciate this genius pun: “a pac-man glass cmon that’s bound to hold water” (9:03)

[@Pnod666]

I don't get it. Am i braindead or...?

[@SuperMustache555]

pnod gaming “bound to hold water” is a saying for something that has value or is functional basically, and the point of a glass is to hold water

[@Pnod666]

@@SuperMustache555 Oh, ok. Never heard that saying in my life so i didn't get it.

[@djhidd_ndrvgon1051]

Came across this comment JUST as the moment played.

[@Pnod666]

@@djhidd_ndrvgon1051 lol

[@jbar100k]

why does no one realize, THIS IS REAL LIFE LOOT BOXES

[@mattsmith457]

Nah, everyone realized it. Same thing with Amazon Mystery packages. The only reason those were successful and LootCrate wasn't is because Loot Crate is a one time novelty thing and Mystery packages are actually useful and you can often make a profit on them. Loot Crates really have that loot box aesthetic, but ultimately they're filled with useless shit that you will rarely use and never profit from.

[@overactiveimagination9647]

Is it sad I bought Thanos socks at gamestop?

[@michaualtington]

@@mattsmith457 thats exactly like lootboxes, u never get anything good

[@odd_inhd9250]

It's actually suprise mechanics

[@LordArikado]

Not really. At least you can resell the crap you don't want from Loot Crate, whereas you're permanently stuck with the trash drops you get from in-game loot boxes.

[@TeeGee3]

The Scott the Woz box came with a sock that will now be framed in my room

[@kbhasi]

3:48 That's also my main issue! I have specific media I'm interested in, also I live in a small apartment so I don't have a lot of space for all these stuff. And then I have a feeling you picking the largest shirt size is part of the humour of this video, as I can't see how someone would miss it. 4:00 Yep!

[@Pilpup]

You know how when you sign up for Reddit. You choose what you want to follow. That's how Subscription boxes should work. When you sign up you choose a few of your interests. That way you're not getting tons of garbage you don't like.

[@LordArikado]

Loot Crate sort of tried that by offering their regular subscription box as well as more specific boxes for gaming, anime, WWE, etc, but you still mostly got cheap garbage you could just as easily find at Hot Topic or Target. It certainly didn't help that as the years went on, Loot Crate started cutting down on the amount of items you got each month without significantly dropping their subscription prices to make customers feel like they weren't blatantly getting ripped off at an increasing rate.

[@shitpostcertifiedmoment8083]

Like when you sign up they ask "okay what you like?" and they'll give you a list you can choose from. I know it would take more time to bring them out but hey if people got what they wanted then the market would boom

[@Dargonhuman]

Considering most of Lootbox's merch was the dregs of convention "swag" that convention goers didn't want and sold to Lootbox at a discount just to get rid of it, I'm not sure how feasible that idea would have been long-term. I mean, yea, they eventually did start making deals to get franchise or genre-specific boxes, but the generic boxes started by trying to get rid of convention leftovers.

[@mrbigblox6646]

Something cool would be if they show you every item they have and you can pick the exact items you like (under a certain value of course) Would take away a little bit of the rush but would definitely make a lot of people excited when all their gaming merch arrived in one big package

[@Dargonhuman]

@@mrbigblox6646 Well then that would just be a regular online store like eBay or Amazon at that point, which would completely defeat the purpose of a monthly subscription box.

[@Silent_Mochi]

Geez Scott, what do you like? -Gravity Rush -Sectionals -A good Lamp -Grey Socks -Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds edition -Hitch on Bu-ray -Five Below -The idea of owning an Aquarium -Calling Pop-Tart "Jump 'N' Fiddle" -Tucson, Arizona -Wired Headphones -Those Bluetooth Speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were liek 13 yeah those are the best -A dog -A cat -Those Artistic Erasers that feel like Silly Putty and you can stretch and squeeze and Stick it places -Boston Market -Stupid Nintendo Games -IKEA -This one park near me -These jars I got at Target, they have this cool lid where you have to press thw top of it and it locks onto the jar -Rain -Not Chibi-Robo Zip Lash

[@frameturtle]

@BCIMgaming 7lemons this is the list in the vid my guy

[@bjinmarolo5597]

He likes tucson? He really is Stalin 2.0

[@destroyerofeps2714]

HE IS A CHAD IF HE HATES ELLIE ROSE

[@Josukegaming]

Those pins at 8:29 are actually really rare and cool! TF2 merch goes for insane prices on ebay since Valve just stopped making it years ago but there's still a large amount of people playing.

[@bigpooter9771]

nah dawg, if oklahoma got that much funding our roads would resemble something from the 19th century

[@kemaso_]

For fucking real. I've lived in OK for 10 years and I've had multiple new tires screwed up from pot holes or shattered beer bottles.

[@ZanWhen]

"Loot Crate sponcers anything with a pulse online!" Raid Shadow Legends: (heavy breathing)

[@mr.timestamp1754]

Life is never absolute....except Woz uploading on Sundays

[@refundreplay]

Azrael: "Come with me, Scott. You've been sponsored by Loot Crate."

[@Nerautsu]

"LootCrate Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy After Substantial Layoffs " GOOD RIDDANCE.

[@memmoman]

狙って鬱 to bad rubbish

[@sean306]

@@memmoman HUZZAH!!

[@robertogtz865]

4:04 it's incredible how Scott can make me laugh just sitting on his chair looking nowhere so much happy jajja

[@RyluRocky]

It was just a repeating list of the same things over and over again. Watch in 0.25X speed. 5:26

[@drewnolde2674]

Porter Frazier TIL I could watch KZbin videos at different playback speeds.

[@RyluRocky]

Drew Nolde Yeah all you need to do to access it is... When you tap the screen on the top right corner there will be a little thing with three dots, that looks like this... 🏐 🏐 🏐 Click it and a list of things will pop up on the 2nd to last item on the pop up it should say “Playback speed”. Violá

[@RadeonVega64]

what

[@aidanhansen868]

The foreign food crates are awesome, especially if your geography or world history teacher has them, and divides them up amongst the class

[@squibbb5480]

2 months later and they’ve filed for bankruptcy

[@cmcbkt4668]

Ok boomer

[@squibbb5480]

Jacob Rein ok Jacob

[@DoctorKidemonas]

Is that an achievement?

[@vibezonegaming]

My favorite of the subscription boxes was Indiebox. A new indie game every month with merchandise from said game as well. Some of the games weren’t up my alley, but all the content in the boxes were hit or miss too.

[@TrippyCommentaries]

Paused it on Scott's list of stuff he likes... and was surprised it includes "grey socks" and "a cat"

[@jeromealday614]

😏

[@mayahope8782]

Things Scott Does Like: These jars I got at Target, they have this cool lid where you just have to press the top of it and it locks onto the jar Rain Not Chibi-Robo: Zip Lash Gravity Rush Sectionals A good lamp Grey socks Honey Bunches of Oats: Almonds Edition Hitch on Blu-Ray Five Below The idea of owning an aquarium Calling Pop-Tarts “Jump N’ Fiddles” Tucson, Arizona Wired headphones Those bluetooth speakers in cars that automatically start playing the music on your phone and it just starts playing music you downloaded when you were liek (sic) 13 yeah those are the best A dog A cat Those artistic erasers that feel like Silly Putty and you can stretch and squeeze and stick it places Boston Market Stupid Nintendo Games IKEA This one park near me

[@cringycomediccarlos1144]

Do you know if he's from AZ?

[@brahmse9409]

Hitch on Blu-ray 😄😄😄

[@kingknight387]

I’m surprised he didn’t put Madden 08

[@Latiosbuddies]

It also repeats like 5 times with the same list lol

[@popknots9117]

@@cringycomediccarlos1144 i think he lives in ohio

[@MrMew64]

Hey all Scott here! “ I own a captain marvel blanket” Daily quote

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

It’s actually “Hey all”and not hey y’all

[@redyashi]

1:57 Scott :"They sponsor everybody! I'm sure the term 'Sponsored by LootCrate' will be the last thing I hear before death." Raid Shadow Legends: Are you sure about that?

[@ozzyoxo]

“ a pac man glass come on that’s bound to hold water “ made me laugh longer than it should have never change scott

[@sawyer3538]

5:26 you gotta respect him for putting that in, if you pause it's all genuine things and not random letters

[@ParanoidThalyyMVS]

I just wanted to say thank you Scott for showing me the amazing world of Gravity Rush, i'm loving every single second of the game Kat is adorable, if you don't agree, then you belong to a trash can btw, happy b-day Scott, luv u

[@josiahvock5675]

And Gravity Rush 2 is even better aside from a couple of trophies

[@ParanoidThalyyMVS]

@@josiahvock5675 i don't have a PS4, but i'm seriously thinking about getting one just to play GR2

[@johnlawful2272]

@@ParanoidThalyyMVS your playing it on the Vita

[@ParanoidThalyyMVS]

@@johnlawful2272 yup