Nov 2015 Loot Crate / Super Geek Box / Munchpak | Ashens

[@ryanamberger]

The shredder mask will go great with the inflatable crown.

[@scottcowan7343]

as well as the fucking shoelaces.

[@gannonmckinney3342]

If you don't fucking like the fucking clown put a fucking tag on it

[@forbernard8113]

with all those fucking pins as well

[@Cicero532]

Fucking inflatable fucking inflation fetish.

[@samanas350]

inflatable fucking shoe fucking laces

[@silverxstar01]

Every time I watch your videos, I get very tired. You're not boring, your voice is just so soothing (and the fact that I always seem to be on KZbin late at night doesn't help).

[@Gummigoo_under_the_map]

To everybody who says "oh Ashens why do you have to upload at midnight? Why do you have to upload at 3am? I need to sleep". The video will still be there in the morning and throughout the whole day and assuming the channel or KZbin don't close down it will be there to watch for many years to come. Secondly if you're up at 3am on the internet then it's likely you weren't getting to sleep anyway, Ashens' video hasn't changed anything.

[@Meccarox]

True

[@lunaraura2828]

thank u cpt. obvious of the s.s. leepapnea

[@kaushekjoshii6649]

I know right. Half of the comments section is filled with those kinds of comments.

[@Gummigoo_under_the_map]

+LunarAura if it's so obvious then why do people feel the need to say it over and over again in every damn video?

[@Brorrowind]

+ASMRWhisperLight. Because people are attention whores.

[@HelenaRedgrave]

I find something about Ashens holding his own bag and going "Oh..." incredibly sad and cute and the same time.

[@ZeonXGR]

"A load of nauseating fuckshit." *A perfect analysis of the tat in Ashen's videos.*

[@okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

ashens, it's not the oogie boogie man, they sent you a custom sad onion

[@lukesamconnorvideos]

just noticed the sub count, holy shit I had no idea ashens was popular, I remember when he was just some weirdo reviewing pop stations

[@Cthulu1985]

Safe to say little has changed...

[@YeeMacghyee]

Holy shit you're right. I've been watching wince before i had a youtube account. Like, since before he even had 350,000. Glad to see our favorite strange food consuming, tat-reviewing fellow from the UK flourish.

[@backseatslidepuzzle]

+Honest Tech Reviews WHEN DID HE GET almost 1 mil!?

[@666Shinedown]

+Honest Tech Reviews Damn,just realized I've been watching ashens for almost 7 years,I loved the pop stations.He should set a milestone where he reviews one...if he can find one that is,those things must be fossils by now.

[@backseatslidepuzzle]

Renegade damn i feel so old now

[@ThePotFather]

nothing like a good ashens before bed

[@theratmaid]

That's nowhere close to as good as ashens IN bed

[@gzeusone6532]

A good ashens? All I see here is a lootcrate ad...

[@mershaq8404]

+kaza12345678 you don't? Weirdo.

[@TheTetrapod]

+GZEUS ONE You call this an ad? That's like saying watching someone puke up skol is a vodka ad.

[@mulakhipresents]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Chocl8215]

You didn't tell us what franchise diablo was from.

[@epiccodygamer]

It sounded like a cool character from some amazing game. Guess we'll never know.

[@MrTrollinglol]

It's from the game diablo...

[@idiot_wins]

It's Diablo. From Diablo.

[@Floydthefuckbag]

+Chocl8215 He's from Rock N' Roll Racing

[@epiccodygamer]

Floydthefuckbag Sounds like game of the year, 2015.

[@S7AINLESS]

That last lollipop thing just perfectly demonstrates what it would look like if an airliner was forced to jettison its chemical toilet 5miles up. Thanks MunchPak!

[@CourtneyLouise2012]

The "fall out boy"

[@literalaxes6812]

The quality of these references are going down down down

[@simon8r10]

+Literal Axes In an earlier round

[@literalaxes6812]

+simon8r10 And sugar we're going down swinging

[@InfamousJJ420]

+idcourtneyxo pls

[@godihateyoupeople7173]

we're going down in a lulliriah

[@GodotOfficial]

You know what Ashens should review every month? Poundland/99p Store Food Loot Crates where he gets a box full of crap food randomly sourced from the cheapest possible stores. DO IT ASHENS!!!!!!

[@Kodocha7]

The shirt in the second box is honestly one of the most confusing things I've ever seen

[@Ronninioh]

your one of the only who give their honest opinion on a sponsored loot crate unboxing

[@RJM639]

No, they can't make a Fallout game in China, because China is nothing but a crater. There are many reasons why Fallout has always been (and should always be) set in America.

[@KadeGruszka]

That's why it's Japan. They got the original fallout in 1945.

[@hogsy0]

+RJ M Back when it was being developed at Black Isle, they were considering a game set in the UK from what I recall.

[@Egore]

+RJ M there are other countries tho.

[@Efreeti]

+RJ M It's basically 95% thanks to Vault-Tec that any non-mutated humans still live in the 23rd century.

[@luigimaster111]

how about South America, or perhaps Australia?

[@musicgal365]

I do like Pop Vinyl figures and that sort of thing, mainly because it's a really good way to get presents for your friends without putting too much thought into what you're buying them. It's saved many a Christmas for me.

[@jordswegjohnson9710]

It's 3 in the morning, I have exams tomorrow, and here I am, led in bed watching a middle aged man open a box full of random shit. How's your life?

[@RIXRADvidz]

+Jordan Johnson settled in after a fine Sunday dinner, have a bowla and a fresh vid from one of the best UL's on YT. Life's good my friend.

[@Elle-tn7wb]

+Jordan Johnson Good luck tomorrow!

[@iant4930]

Just played fallout 4 for about 5 hours until my dad told me to go to sleep, so here I am watching KZbin on my phone.

[@blank4227]

+Jordan Johnson To be fair, he is an amusing man.

[@darktooth347]

About the same

[@spooderous]

Anyone who wants a decent "crate" product can check out the indie box. they send you a popular indie game in super nice packaging and it comes with a bunch of physical stuff.

[@Calvin_Coolage]

Damn, you're right. That's actually pretty cool.

[@seana3052]

The Nintendo box looks good.

[@MaxVultur]

+ItsDrafty The idea is nice but most of them are C-list indie games which aren't very good either, so I don't know why you'd want a box of them every month...

[@DacAttack2142]

Thanks for telling me about it, I just signed up, super excited.

[@BrokenCircus]

+MaxVultur Are you kidding? They've had Rogue Legacy, SteamWorld Dig and Risk of Rain, three freakin' awesome games. I mean, yeah, they're not exactly the greatest that gaming has to offer - but those games are already in big boxes ;)

[@laxpors]

Is it just me or does loot crate suck like all the time?

[@XanderShadow]

+laxpors No.. they pretty much just suck these days and rip people off >.< better off saving the money n just buying shit you want directly, or; wait, and buy the one or two items from the crate you want off ebay

[@LWolf12]

+laxpors Seems like they are getting slowly worse as time goes by.

[@ekmad]

+laxpors They were very smart, good value and quality items early on but with little profit. A little bit of viral marketing by throwing free ones at KZbinrs and the subscription rates when through the roof. Then the quality went shit whilst the marketing went into overdrive and the profit margin grew exponentially.

[@amihartz]

+Xander Shadow "These days"? They've only existed a couple years, I can't imagine the that the "original" items were that much better. It's likely just nostalgia. Everyone likes to say older is better.

[@caldera11]

+laxpors The point is they sell you shit that isn't worth what you paid so they make money off of it. don't buy them unless you like being ripped off for the chance to get one thing you might like that isn't worth what you paid.

[@ThePoptartster]

"What a load of nauseating fuck-shit!"

[@axorozzas]

+ThePoptartster I lost it at that moment.

[@ThePoptartster]

Rory Dimond It was a pure, perfect and totally honest appraisal. It literally could have been nothing other than "fuck-shit."

[@ThePoptartster]

jzornthgrt I thought only AVGN could top this.. but it would be scripted. This was from the heart. XD

[@renebris8690]

+ThePoptartster Bwahahahahahahahahahahah l lost it there!

[@Clarissa_Star]

I'm going to start stealing this sooner or later.

[@FatTonyBBX]

I think I must have missed an episode - what is that black bag and why does he keep referring to it?

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

It's the Ashens Bag.

[@bluefoxbrawler]

+Fat Tony The Ashens bag. It's his own little thing that he's selling for a little while. Although the things in there seem nice, there's not too much to be had and people have been complaining about its price.

[@max_e_maxxy_]

He mentioned them in this episode and I really hate Funko pops too. Like a lot. It surprises me that they are still around and they are still popular. They basically all do look exactly alike

[@ccleake1]

I can't wait until Ashens actually reads that comic. Loot crate have put themselves in the comic.

[@bilkyasko]

I ordered a (chocolate) advent calendar recently which was packed with packing peanuts made from maize - essentially like flavourless Wotsits (or, for those who frequent Polish shops, the variety of Flips with no flavouring).

[@TheBrianJ]

The funny thing about the plastic Shredder mask is that even though it's kinda pointless, it's still better quality than a lot of the older stuff Loot Crate used to put in the box. Seriously, I'll happily take a silly Shredder mask over shoelaces.

[@Flako92]

Like the Fucking Inflatable Fucking Crown?

[@weeklyspore2829]

and fucking inflatable fucking crowns!!!

[@Solwiz]

Or you know, a FUCKING inflatable FUCKING crown

[@Solereaper21]

+TheBrianJ I mean, I could theoretically use shoelaces. I could not use that mask thing though...

[@Mobius14]

+TheBrianJ Well it's definitely better than a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.

[@Kune35]

You really should check out Nerd Block's offerings, they're basically a better version of Loot Crate, based in Canada. Their schtick is that every box, except for kids ones, comes with a good quality t-shirt (you can even request fitted shirts) from their own shirt printing company along with the standard assortment of geekery. Also, rather than have a different theme each month, each theme they offer has its own permanent monthly block. They have Classic (standard "Comicon in a box"), Arcade (video game inspired and comes in a NES styled box!), Horror (well, yeah, horror), Sci Fi (well, yeah, sci fi), Comic (cheaper block that has three comics instead of standard items), and Jr Boys/Jr Girls. I have the Arcade Block and have been much happier with it than the few months I was with Loot Crate.

[@LeafShade]

I recognized it as Oogie Boogie.... A million years sure flies when.. watching Ashens?

[@hgybybygybn3567]

I thought it was meant to be Batman's scarecrow >,>

[@DemienC.]

Sylvanas looks cute. It's not usual for such crates - "who-knows-what", colored in familiar colors and "It's Batman, I swear" tag. I wouldn't mind to get that Kerrigan

[@JohnvanCapel]

I think the Funko Pop things work best when the characters were already cutesy to begin with. Anything that was supposed to be badass, evil, dark, or any combination of the 3, is just ruined.

[@JohnSTF72]

I think all these "loot crates" "geek" boxes etc. is a good way for companies to sell all their excessive garbage stock no-one would buy otherwise.And when there's no T-Shirt in the mix, it's even worse.Thank goodness for Ashens for showing us all what's inside without having to buy them first.

[@MagnaRyuuDesigns]

Oh and the foam chainsaw is obviously a reference to Ash vs. The Evil Dead

[@godslaughter]

Oh my gODS, that Sylvanas figurine is so freaking adorable, I need it.

[@godslaughter]

I came back to the comments to check whether I've said anything about this because she's cute and I'm gay so I was correct

[@backseatslidepuzzle]

it's like super geek box *WANTS* you to hate them! me: oh damn thats pretty cool. instead of a foam finger ok, i get it nice design an- *sees logo* wtf did i even expect

[@Kimber2011]

"It's the Fallout Boy." I was eating pizza with this kind of playing in the background and I whipped my head towards the screen so fast at that. "wHAT? FOB? WHER-oh." Don't play with my heart like that, ashens.

[@RDalton93]

Stuart in regards to the fallout games, I'd like to point out that in fallout new Vegas, you aren't in a vault in the beginning.

[@JMartinni]

The Fallout set somewhere else thing you mentioned is exactly what I was thinking recently as well. Would be amazing to see other parts of the world and expand the lore.

[@icuseriously3346]

God loot crate, they could have at least sent the shredder glasses in October rather than November so people could have a lazy costume. Or did they get them as unsold Halloween stuff I wonder?

[@ElZamo92]

OMG! Cachetadas (literally slaps)! Those were one of my favorite sweets when I was a kid! They are Mexican if you didn't know already.

[@TooSweaty4U]

Does ashens actually know some spanish? its not the first time he reads/says something in spanish and he always nails the pronunciation. if he doesnt know/speak spanish he is pretty good with phonetics

[@Meccarox]

Yeah maybe he knows Spanish but I don't really know if he does.

[@frogfan5777]

Vidal is also the company that made the Gummi Chicken Feet in the 10 in 10. They came back to haunt him, but in the best way, like a nice ghost.

[@IanC14]

A ghost that whispers encouraging words in your ear when you are feeling down.

[@MarsofAritia]

That food box looks alright actually. Much better than other two shit boxes

[@FibreGlassZebra]

Fallout new vegas didnt start with someone coming out of a vault. But the reason most fallout games have that reoccuring theme is because that is the theme of fallout that the bombs fell and many people went to survive in vaults.

[@kulapik43]

Goddammit, Ashens, it's 3am

[@retroslug1920]

+David Pérez Sánchez 2:43

[@alguienalguno8569]

Not in my country

[@noellewastaken]

I'm from Mexico, it's 8:48 p.m./20:48

[@ImAlphaBro]

it's 7:51 pm in Arizona

[@racker150]

+David Pérez Sánchez It's 9:50 in Freedom Time.

[@neilomac]

Stuart, the thing you were thinking of with the Shredder glasses...Kid Chameleon on the Megadrive?

[@Jakewake52]

Technically Fallout: New Vagus dosnt start with you leaving a vault.

[@spooderous]

I might actually might try and find a sylvannas to buy somewhere. It looks cute!

[@lxt101]

2:56 actually i prefer those over funko-pop because they dont all look like the same crappy model with a simple paint job

[@rodchester3]

Hey Ashens I'll take that Sylvanas figure. Just make sure you attach the Loot-Crate* (Registered Trademark) special gift tags that were included in this month's box!

[@kyroseven]

These things are bloody shite aren't they?

[@Batt1eRage]

munch pack is good value for money and is great if you enjoy strange and different food. the others are shite

[@DaDestroyer1986]

+Kemal Mehmet Only if you don't like video games or movies.

[@kyroseven]

+PackersFan PajamaMan I like both of those things, but it seems you'd be better off going online and buying things you like rather than getting this..

[@DaDestroyer1986]

Kemal Mehmet Not a Vault Boy bobblehead. Those were going for like $60 before this crate.

[@skazza10]

+Kemal Mehmet Their great if you have too much money and free space. I'd give the edible one a shot, but I'd get screwed on shipping.

[@DorkPitakatheArmouredMawdad]

When you pulled out Onion-Headed man, my first thought /was/ Oogie Boogie (or however it's spelled) I just couldn't remember his name.

[@andrewmorrice9139]

Me too.

[@GenaTrius]

Didn't start out leaving a Vault in New Vegas. It would be interesting to see one in a different country, though I'd start closer to the series' roots; Canada or Mexico. Canada's interesting, and we have no idea what's going on in Mexico, except that Poseidon Oil operated there under the Petro Chico brand. Also, it's the Vault Boy. Fallout Boy is a band. Pip-Boy is actually a better thing to call him because Fallout Boy is a band! My dad keeps calling him Fallout Boy too.

[@chachingboy1]

+Gena Trius Canada has already been mentioned in Fallout and is in Fallout lore. Being annexed but still. Problem is we don't know if any factions are in Canada, BoS, NCR ETC. Actually we don't know anything about Canada other than the whole annex thing...

[@noway9320]

+Gena Trius You also don't emerge from a Vault in Fallout 2 or Tactics (confirmed to be semi-canon so I'm counting it)

[@LSD_93]

+Gena Trius New Vegas was also horrendously shit. It's no wonder they stick to the same thing if that's the alternative.

[@Chaosian]

+Gena Trius Heck you don't even start exiting a Vault in 4, though admittedly that is within the first 2 hours.

[@tortoiseoflegends4466]

+LSD Why do you dislike New Vegas so much? I'd argue it's the best modern Fallout.

[@JP317]

While I don't really like those SD style figurines I do love Sylvanas so that is one of the few ones I'd be mildly interested in.

[@gamerateg]

"What a load of nauseating fuck shit" -Ashens 2k15

[@CarterArts]

Cadbury used to do something like those Pucca things. They had like, pictures on them too. They were my favourite things ever, so obviously they were discontinued.

[@Ignonym]

Actually, Fallout: New Vegas starts with someone who's actually _from_ the wasteland.

[@anthonyeconomou6954]

+Jonathan Hughes but who cares about that game.

[@jond6666]

+Afro Circus Llama People with taste do

[@Ignonym]

Afro Circus Llama I actually really liked New Vegas (although its story was a bit lacking compared to FO3).

[@anthonyeconomou6954]

Jonathan Hughes My friend really disliked it, I thought it was ok but I preferred the others.

[@Ignonym]

***** Both of the stories run deeper than they first appear. NV could be boiled down to "go find the guy who shot you".

[@kaushekjoshii6649]

9:20 xD when Ashens was saying all the stuff about the crates and pulled out the Ashens bag and he was like "ohh....." it just broke my heart. After all those complaints he got about his bag on the last video it was probably very sad. But you are still fucking hilarious sir. :)

[@JackAldred]

I thought he shredder mask at 1:10 was the mask that weird kid from Jimmy neutron had ...

[@JackAldred]

Now I realise the kid is called Sheen, and the mask looks nothing alike....

[@SEÑORUNCHAINED]

+Jack Aldred Where's my ultra lord mask?

[@JackAldred]

prufesur sheen oh my gawd, my dreams have become a reality. SHEEENNNNNN

[@Jovian12]

Ironically, a tiny, grumpy Sylvanas is all that particularly interests me out of this crate.

[@RahlF]

"Can't we have a Fallout game in China?" Oh man Ashens, wew

[@user-yk3zp2wp5g]

Rahl F well

[@RahlF]

@@user-yk3zp2wp5g oh no

[@user-yk3zp2wp5g]

Rahl F indeed

[@megatrekx1471]

1'000'000 subscribers congratulations ashens

[@ariryan8832]

I love the nightmare before christmas! It's such a November movie- October and December combined. :3 That Oogie is so cute. I thought it was but I wasn't sure and then when he said it was I was like IWANTIT!

[@ALEXGIBSONCMG]

And people were complaining about ashens bag >o> even though it's good quality custom limited run fan swag to support the channel, the sense people make........

[@Kriiispy]

That foam chainsaw hand is actually pretty neat if you've seen Army of Darkness or Ash vs Evil Dead

[@kalibali]

I love watching these unboxings. Keep hoping you will do a Geek Fuel one month. I must say I've been pretty happy with their boxes each month, but maybe I'm just easy pleased?! They do have a t-shirt and PC game in each box which is pretty nice.

[@cottoncandyaddict]

"What a load of nauseating fuck-shit"~Ashens 2015

[@HarlemHusky]

ALMOST AT 1M, MY DEAREST ASHEN-LORD. :D ITS ALMOST A TIME FOR CELEBRATION! :D

[@paulaaaaaaa]

Not gonna lie, I immediately knew that was Oogie Boogie

[@YeeMacghyee]

"HOLY SHIT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE OOGY BOOGY?!" I fucking lost it XD

[@22freedom33]

Vault-boy not Fallout-boy

[@davidfgranger]

+22freedom33 I was thinking that. Fallout Boy is Radioactive Man's sidekick.

[@RasputinReview]

+22freedom33 He was fallout boy first, they changed his name due to the band.

[@kfcfamousbowl]

+Chris Devine and a mediocre pop-punk band.

[@Efreeti]

+RasputinReview Not true.

[@xKingReyx]

+22freedom33 Who the fuck called it Fallout boy?

[@jackrobinson382]

"What a load of nauseating fuckshit!" Ashens, you kill me. I love you for phrases like that.

[@n0isyturtle]

Fallout Russia already exists. It's called S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[@annapocalypsezero4719]

+noisyturtle Metro too.

[@n0isyturtle]

Anna Zero Oh yeah, true!

[@Clarissa_Star]

Very late, but... Get out of here, Stalker!

[@Sadstar658]

Me: It's nightmare before Christmas! Ashens: never would you recognize that as oogie boogie ummmm...

[@Sarephim]

I've never wanted a "Funco"-esque big head figure before, but that Sylvanas figure is amazing. And Ashens hates it so much. Haha, just wait until Blizz pays LootCrate to do an entire crate dedicated to Overwatch launch.

[@Meccarox]

Agree

[@MCtootsie]

I normally dislike the cutesy big headed figurines BUT... I freakin' love that Sylvannas. I'm not a big Warcraft fan and I still like it... I don't know if it's the eyes or the cape or the archer thing she got going on but I love it...

[@sonicsepicadventures4243]

I actually like deformed figures. I mostly like them cause of the Fallout Pop vinyls.

[@AtlantaCommercials96]

5:00 YES!, I was thinking about that for a long time. I would love to see a game set in "Soviet China" just to see the opposing side of this "war" for once.

[@InDeepPudding]

He got sent jack links jerky? Really? lmfao

[@SageOwl]

+InDeepPudding Hey, it's foreign food across the pond. Same as that fucking horrible puffed corn shit with the pirate that is sold at every CVS and gas station.

[@gajbooks]

+Dr. Steve Brule I'd settle for the jerkey, but that "popcorn" is the stuff of nightmares.

[@thatguyfromak5190]

+Dr. Steve Brule Yeah, Pirates Booty is the shit, and by that I mean it's REALLY SHIT.

[@BananaFingurs]

+Dr. Steve Brule I work at a CVS and can confirm we have that garbage. Had my first bag of it last week and it was indeed shit.

[@sammichdefate5375]

+InDeepPudding I wonder how much the box is, because Jacks Links will cost ya like 7 bucks in most stores.

[@naominekomimi]

OMG I want that slyvanas figure so bad. Oh, and the boo! The boo air refreshener boo is cute! What's the black bag he keeps showing?

[@TheSweetestCurse]

in fallout 2, you don't come out of a vault. 'course half the fallout 'fans' nowadays don't know that.

[@zardon75]

+TheSweetestCurse nor in new vegas, in that you start as a courier making a delivery

[@mandrewthegreat6196]

+TJ F Same with Tactics and Brotherhood of Steel.

[@JeVousViolerai]

+TheSweetestCurse Can't truly be a fan of something unless you know every single detail about games that came out over 17 years ago, can you? I bet you're fun at parties.

[@michaelrosen6449]

+JeVousViolerai Ugh...Tell me about it.

[@glideo]

+JeVousViolerai "Every single detail." lol wtf that is literally one of the first things you learn in Fallout 2, the fuck are you on about?

[@RobertoRafaf]

I might be wrong, but the "Slaps" type of Candy was a really, really popular kind of Candy that existed here in Mexico. Called "Cachetadas" (Slaps). I'm not quite sure were they originated from, but they were massively popular with kids in here because it was rather cheap. They were most of the time spicy or tamarindo flavored. Because we fucking love tamarindo here. Atleast 50% of our traditional Candy has tamarindo, or is related to it in one way.

[@dragon_ex1]

Mexicans in Texas flip out whenever someone pulls out a bag of Slaps. I swear, it's some dumb bandwagon thing, because I think they taste like crap. Plus you have to go through the effort of folding it up! Mexican candy is definitely different than normal American candy, but some of it is too interesting.

[@portkapul1283]

+Zach Wegner (TheRealDragonEX) Not sure if it was really Mexican, But the only mexican candy I had was some sort of dried fruit stuffed with as much chili flakes physically possible

[@dragon_ex1]

+Port Kapul Yeah, a lot of it is like that. I still don't understand it.

[@888nevik]

+Zach Wegner (TheRealDragonEX) its the least of weird candy Mexico has made fucking dried chilly mixed with sugar is weird and it has no flavor because of the bloody spice

[@ThePrincessrael]

Yo be fair, to the rest of the world American sweets taste proper strange as well. especially American chocolate, it's like goddamned wax made from sugar!

[@dragon_ex1]

ThePrincessrael Ooh, I can kind of agree with that. I think it's good in certain applications.

[@enriqueperez17]

I remember eating 'slaps' aka 'cachetadas' when I was in Kindergarten in Mexico. I did destroy my teeth somewhat.

[@stormamoeba]

Loot crate getting shite again?

[@Floydthefuckbag]

+Soviet Onion getting?

[@DaDestroyer1986]

+Soviet Onion Not really. This was a B-grade crate. The Vault Boy is the star of the show, though.

[@DaDestroyer1986]

+Soviet Onion We're getting Star Wars and Galaxy Quest (for some reason, hoping for a prop replica) next month, with a T-shirt and Funko Pop exclusive.

[@hawwy1987]

"Its a bit too glossy for my liking." Sums up my feelings of The Hunger Games perfectly.

[@VulpisFoxfire]

...A Brit who doesn't like tea? Isn't that illegal in the UK or something?

[@acetylen42]

+VulpisFoxfire It is, but so is East Anglia.

[@Gummigoo_under_the_map]

Yes it is, being hung, drawn and quartered is the most fitting punishment and many people come from miles around just to witness the event.

[@swod6893]

+Acetylen I live in east anglia help me

[@IanC14]

No, but the newspapers want to be illegal to have voted remain. Sorry, remoan.

[@jakobwilcyn7437]

I believe it is time for a roll with the dye of Judgement for the Loot crate subscription.

[@TheAmethystLullaby]

I'm glad someone else shares my dislike of cute representations of originally evil, or ugly, or scary characters. Never liked when someone does that.

[@SaberusTerras]

"What a load of nauseating fuck shit" And the closed captions got it spot on. I laughed my ass off.

[@Babytronians]

ayyy lmao

[@apathetk]

A Fallout set in and around London would be pretty cool. Also, Fallout: New Vegas didn't have you taking the role of a Vault Dweller, you were just some delivery-boy in the post-apocalyptic desert.

[@Mackaber]

WAT?, You don't like tea?, but... you are British, that's like a mexican who dislikes tacos...

[@loneshewolf74]

+Mackaber Witckin That's a stereotype and I'm sick of it.

[@ganjamcninja]

No, it's more like a Mexican person not liking... I dunno, tamarind, which is everywhere. Source: me. I don't like tamarind and am Mexican-American.

[@ikasu00]

You are ignorant. You must be murican

[@Al3ksandrOrlov]

+Ikasu0 (二卡樹零) He's not being racist, he's stereotyping, there's a difference.

[@ikasu00]

Callum Montgomery I was going for irony there, but I screw up

[@PinBallReviewerRepairs]

I still have not found out if Ashens sends his Mystery bags to the States or not. :P

[@blank4227]

>they taste of tea and I hate tea Denounce your UK citizenship immediately, Ashens!

[@Pyrii]

I imagine that Ashens was having Knightmare flashbacks. The sunglasses certainly make it hard to see if virtual reality caverns.

[@adrienfourniercom]

Stop do it, please. Geeks are really gullible fashion pigeons. You can fill them with horrible tats as long as there is a marketed reference in them. Hail Poundland, bwarf Loot crate.

[@polishhockeyfan]

Bit jealous that he got the Sylvanas figure as I really really like that range and they're hard to track down around here. Surprised he didn't like it though, because alot of the Blizz blind bag stuff is beautifully detailed.

[@marcoarceo8876]

It's so satisfying to watch you open packages lol

[@DreamTheater1101]

And for my birthday, I get a new Ashens video! I approve.

[@sjsuismylife]

Those Lotte Harvest biscuits.... from Korea. They put sugar on stuff like that. The weirdest example is sugary garlic bread.

[@justaddwater6644]

The reason that all of the fallouts are in America is because vault-tec was only in america. Also not all of the main characters left a vault at the beginning. In one you are a courier, in another you are in the brotherhood of steel, and in another you are a tribal coming from the village worshipping the vault you came from in the first game.