Looting random chests in games - Chest

[@wingmanrussia]

A few hours later: -Hey, look, a random chest - What's inside? - Ooh, some bones, clothes and a skull...

[@SunArau]

few hours?

[@JonZenor]

@@SunArau Video Game time

[@chaosmike84]

ok this made me laugh!

[@HartSickle]

Damn mimics.

[@Jampolo_OG]

Clothes? You mean a costume, right?

[@Smeggit7]

A few minutes later: "Hey look, a random chest!" "Sweet, get anything good?" "Err, a baby with a fake beard..."

[@End336]

lol only if they added that.

[@badgerbane]

Aww sweet, I sold one of them to a merchant the other day for 50,000 gold!

[@Tupoelf]

But it's an epic 120 lvl baby with a 100000 cost beard mask!

[@BanzaiPineapple]

😆👍

[@nusaindah81]

🤣

[@Nozerone]

"at least you'll never leave me new home" I was expecting the chest to despawn.

[@harold6522]

That would have killed me

[@rlgwf]

Me too, was expecting it to vanish

[@lorefreak94]

either despawn or i thought it would end with someone opening the chest again and thinking he is the loot using him as a slave or familiar

[@zageel6858]

I was expecting someone to loot the chest with him still in there

[@ninnikins4768]

Me too

[@NLTops]

When he said "At least you'll never leave me." to the chest, I was 100% expecting the chest to despawn.

[@FoxSlyme]

With him inside 😂

[@lidmc796]

That would actually be funny though and take some thought

[@matthewmurphy4485]

😂😂😂

[@Daniel-hq2fd]

so its this how mimics came into existence, sad, angry, bitter npcs that hid in a chest and combine with it.

[@joshuamiller5053]

daniel marshall holy fuck, that’s about the best explanation i’ve ever heard for mimics. A+

[@mulberryman1305]

Maybe he dies and his soul merges with the chest because of his hatred for adventurers going around opening random chests

[@goncalocarneiro3043]

It just amkes sense. Headcanon points.

[@Krshwunk]

Dang!

[@Zack_Zander]

daniel marshall And that’s Karma

[@berkman267]

imagine that poor merchant turns into a villain after the incident

[@sword4005]

and magically seals dungeon caves with very easy to solve puzzles

[@lovell8983]

that would be nice

[@bricksontoast8568]

@@sword4005 hehe well remembered

[@Dovahnuke]

He merges with the chest, becoming a mimic from dark souls.

[@ИгорьКалинин-д3м]

OR!!! We see the tragic story of the first mimic ever.

[@julienbenvenuto7475]

"At least you'll never leave me new home..." *sob* *Really sad musi...* "YEAAAAAH EPIC NPC MAAAAAAAAAAN"

[@Hattnanin]

I would've loved the same sad music continuing in the ending, like Frankie1080p did it sometimes

[@felixgonzalez8478]

This legit almost makes me feel bad for being a thieving loot hoarder in games..... almost.

[@Kia044]

Don't think of it as thieving. Think of it as a surprise donation towards saving the world! :)

[@manictiger]

Yeah, those poor NPCs. Someone should help them. [Proceeds to steal a little girls toys, so I can have 20 copies of every toy at my Fallout 4 Settlement.]

[@Nierez]

It's not thieving but merely a redistribution of wealth. That skull is going over to some other merchant that surely needs it =)

What about breaking jars for jewels?

[@jek__]

thats why you should always murder people you steal from, it's kinder that way. And don't leave stragglers!

[@albinandersson1154]

I swear this show is gonna end with all the npcs gaining sentience, fed up with all the player crap and beginning a server wide rebellion with just as much debacle like the world of warcraft plauge.

[@anirudhnair5908]

and then we get hit by server maintenance to reset their memories...quite a dark ending i would say

[@jaega4247]

I thought that's what they've been doing from the very start... Kinda confirms it tho.

[@binhanjustbinhan9141]

NPC: Become player

[@crimsoncardinal208]

Sounds like Westworld

[@bentheninjaboo]

@ERA CASTE yes. Yes they will

[@sleepyorca4997]

"At least you'll never leave me new home" (Empty chest despawns)

[@kilrahvp]

Expected it to fall apart when he got in 😂

[@foxglovelove8379]

I was absolutely waiting for it

[@KoboltBlue]

Hamish is too good. I can't remember the last time I watched an actor who was able to consistently tug at the heart strings with whatever role they were given. But Hamish delivers every time.

[@MrsChirpyBird]

Fully agree. He needs to be in more!

[@KOTYAR0]

That lovely lady who played his wife aint half bad either

[@RequiemPoete]

He's like Gil from the simpsons.

[@gregsimoes8645]

He knows the secret of emotioning; you gather up all your experiences and drama, keep it forefront of your mind and heart, ponder deeply on it's meaning to you how it impacted you and how bringing that up to the surface can best elicit a response from the viewer ... ... And then you press C

[@afromasterchief]

the delivery guy from their bored series.

[@stephenwillis6937]

Ok the very fact that they reference other episodes makes this series worth it

[@CheeKiatTeo]

LMAO I just realised it's literally the same stuff from the poor fruit merchant episode! LMAO!

[@markmathews2143]

@@CheeKiatTeo Yeah, so he took all his money from selling his stuff, then took all his stuff back.

[@redhoodie4111]

"You'll never leave me, new home..." *gets inside chest* *sad music* "YEAHHHHHEPIC NPC MAAAHAAAAAAN"

[@Quonzer]

I know right?

[@dvm7005]

I thought it was yeah thay can be shittty man

[@rodrigotm1461]

Imma leave this on 666

[@opinionofmine3238]

Later on, in that chest, an adventurer found another "skull of Raul", along with the whole skeleton.

[@aGamerDiary]

Or just Skull of Hamish

[@Aeterrna]

@@TomTKK Thanks a lot :) And some ads are pretty funny! "You'll look like more of a man with a Quarter Pounder in your hand" xd

[@umartdagnir]

"You see Raul. Raul is dead."

[@DragonCTR]

The moment I saw the merchant, I was like "Oh no!" I feel for this merchant

[@BigBossIvan]

This episode made it back around on my feed, and we really really need to see Hamish as an unbeatable villain. He has ALL the backstory for it 💔

[@Nathan_Moor]

This is how Mimics are born

[@argentechgames]

Well he is the darklord in some episodes maybe thats his background

[@thanksforthemessdick]

I think I saw him fight back with a pretty big sword once.

[@aaronl3460]

He can't be mugged! He's a dark lord in the making. Just buy some naynays

[@OfficialSeth]

He's been a high level bandit that Adam couldn't kill as well as the pissed off high level fruit merchant that killed Adam.

[@rc_swift1772]

I love how this is connected to another episode of the series.

[@Shauma_llama]

It is? I thought I'd watched all of them.

[@faolan2174]

@@Shauma_llama Yeah, she references that he sold their children, from "Forcing NPC's to buy your stuff - Poor Merchant "

[@captainshrimps1702]

And don't forget the skull. In the other episode he forcebought that for 50k ;)

[@5hiftyL1v3a]

@@Shauma_llama yeah all the contents of the chest were things that were sold to him in a previous episode - it was about a poor fruit merchant being forced to buy useless and expensive items, when all he wanted was for the adventure to buy an apple to help feed his starving children. Then he was forced to buy a skull for 50,000 gold. He did eventually sell an apple for a piece of copper though.

[@faolan2174]

@@captainshrimps1702 Oh I didn't even catch that one. Good call.

[@ashlivingstone6204]

Oh, that brings a new meaning to the bones you can sometimes find in chests.

[@princessthyemis]

oh dear.... XD

[@lukemush]

Noooooooo, omg 😂

[@_aquamarina9308]

a skull in chest found

[@obviousbear1289]

Next adventurer: "Aw come on, who keeps hiding suffocated merchants in these chests?"

[@Yorick257]

Probably part of a detective quest. Gotta catch these murderers! But first should clean up that loot chest behind another tree.

[@mekawasp]

He's just gonna pop out as a skeleton and attack the next guy who opens it

[@salty_slug]

it's like when you find a toad with three mushrooms in a chest in the new Super Mario games... like, toad was trapped in the chest and is giving you three heads of his suffocated brethren...

[@JackyMan22]

I have no comment. Saaad... ☹

[@bornefree89]

I mean have you ever played binding of issac

[@Onion-Bat]

The golden skull of Rauhl... *Fruit merchant flashbacks*

[@RSProduxx]

Well, it´s HIS chest, so makes sense that it´s in there ;)

[@reginaldthecrab3223]

flashback

[@paulramage7744]

You bitch

[@JT_gaming123]

He is the fruit merchant

[@KenLantern]

Continuity

[@williamgrimm2452]

“This is pretty funny” Half a minute of degrading later “Is this a kink?”

[@bombkangaroo]

#magicalrealm

[@bohemianprince7944]

Sameee

[@mrknarf4438]

Yup.

[@emmanuelugbor7109]

I love the lady's acting😂😂😂so calm yet so threatening

[@kinktwink2318]

Yeah she's fierce

[@Usserrss.]

Ok

[@Şehsaid]

Why this comment take 282 likes and just 3 comments ??

[@Dargoneth]

NO, poor hamish, she shall never come back again, Succubus!

[@Dargoneth]

@Lee Poke yes thats HIS skull. All the items he was forced to purchase are in the box

[@HafiyyanRG]

"You see that random chest?" "Yeah?" *Let's Mug em*

[@Okkusen]

Cause we are Muggers...yeah!!

[@Starman.2957]

Hafiyyan RG comedy gold

[@gamingwithronpubgm3615]

I'm a small youtuber. Pls help and support me by subscribing. I really appreciate it

[@rileybourke]

@jager64xxx xxxpanzer hey WHAT ARE WE

[@rubinguzman2153]

god dammit fucking huge lol

[@baitedlol6972]

"I sold this to a merchant for 50,000 gold" I love the continuity

[@simplynik504]

I was expecting that this video will be like: His chest: **contains legendary artifacts** My chest: **contains an apple** Damn, I was not expecting that

[@princessthyemis]

i thought that was gonna happen, too!

[@crasthiff2442]

Same, dude, It hitted me hard

[@mysticflow467]

same

[@z-matrix7782]

I agree sir

[@fettered1]

The couple are amazing actors. Would love to see more skits with them.

[@hampatties4859]

Adam and Rowan aren’t actually a couple in real life

[@kissedbyaudrey21]

@@hampatties4859 come on dude , I was drinking milk when I read this. You owe me a new shirt 🤣🤣🤣

[@djdrack4681]

I love his ability to slur his speech at times. It gives that natural accent or extra +1 to the situations. lol

[@antayafairless9028]

@@hampatties4859 the commenter never said they were...lol just referring to the couple in the skit. Playing a couple lol

[@moistnugget4147]

If you haven't, watch Rekt

[@kaneamora7371]

Everyone skipping over how she said “First you sell our children...”

[@MarktheSuth]

It's an ongoing joke watch the previous one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4rWqoenbdV5aMk

[@eisenklad]

he had to do so... in order to buy a mac to game on. he likes Apple so much that his character in-game is a fruit seller

[@dio9680]

eisenklad makes sense

[@killachriz96]

@@MarktheSuth but she said sold there he was trying to buy things for hos kids in original vid never said sale my kids

[@MarktheSuth]

@@killachriz96 he did

[@peaceandloveusa6656]

This was incredibly depressing and incredibly epic at the same time. The adventurer never thinks of the struggles of those that have those chests lying around. No better than chaotic evil types, when you think about it.

[@rikk319]

Now imagine millions of children playing these kinds of games, spending more time on them than learning from their parents, and gaze in awe at the wonder of our remarkable modern society XD

[@retroarcadefan]

Well it was unlocked and out in the open. ;)

[@rhyscallinan5058]

​@@retroarcadefan Also unlocked.

[@naterk9460]

*Meanwhile, in an alternate universe* "You're right. Why don't we just keep the chest in our home instead of out in the wild? That way, we can keep an eye on it." *Adventurer walks into home, opens chest in plain view of homeowners and takes all the loot*

[@jacobmast6217]

Skyrim

[@henrydynan83]

@@jacobmast6217 the old bucket over the head trick, since apparently every NPC is paralyzed from the neck down and can't take it off

[@_Just_John]

Sounds like the whole Witcher series. :D

[@TheDeathmail]

But at least it wouldn't be his fault...

[@saeedi53545]

Witcher🤣🤣🤣

[@captainhayden9312]

I like the skull reference. That’s the chest full of the stuff he sold to the NPC

[@zeroelle1129]

Did you watched the whole thing? It was the same Merchant.

[@captainhayden9312]

zeroelle1129 yeah I know, our friend the fruit merchant

[@MiniaturePlayer]

@@captainhayden9312 Your earlier post you said NPC, which you meant to say Player Characters, but yea I understood what you where meaning. :D

[@marius498]

@@MiniaturePlayer Wait, are you implying NPC means Player Character?

[@seph.]

@@MiniaturePlayer In this one, Hamish plays a Non-Player-Character who sells fruit. When he said NPC, he meant NPC :)

[@ryanwhitney3195]

Me: Going through break up *Watches video for comedy* “What could possibly go wrong?”

[@TrainerShyGuy]

Hang in there man.

[@drunktomcruise8224]

It'll get easier with time

[@TheDebilana]

F

[@TheAaron2442]

yeah.......yep =1

[@liriolua]

Same here, we'll get thru it m8

[@svenanderson3400]

"*But I hid it in the forest*" that line killed me

[@lazarus9403]

THE GOLDEN SKULL OF RAUHL I HAVEN'T EVEN SEE THAT MUCH GOLD AND NOW IM GIVING IT TO YOU

[@SireRose]

AT LEAST I HAVE SOME GUY'S GLITTERY SKULL!!

[@yoholup19]

WHY DONT YOU GRAB A BUCKET OF WATER AND JUST MURDER MY CHILDREN IN FRONT OF ME!!!

[@hyperborean440]

RAAAUUUUUHL!!!

[@Hassenesoua]

HUUUH BIG BOI?

[@wraithofavici]

shows purchasing fruit and buys it for one copper

[@sorasegundo8758]

Well.... That was depressing...

[@joshuanosko7481]

You should check out the video Wood Cutter

[@consumomerca]

@@joshuanosko7481 sad noices intesifies*

[@determineddaaf3]

Realizing you're just a clone is probably the saddest episode though

[@M4st3rDAN]

I was half expecting someone to come in and going “Oh! A chest!” when he closed it. 😄

[@DarkValorWolf]

that would've been hilarious

[@gwyn.]

Missed opportunity

[@N0UG37]

So was i, kinda upset that they didn''t.

[@johnmoreno881]

My thought too. Hey a henchmen

[@broderickelliott8527]

My wife pointed out the missed opportunity of having a player character come along after he crawled inside and get excited about finding a chest. I have to agree that with her. It would have been the cherry on top.

[@maximthemagnificent]

Be a good after-credits sequence.

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

Or better, that same player sells the loot he got back to the merchant

[@pinoyconyoo8068]

2:46 "First you sell our children.." HAHAHA I lost it at that point

[@Wally2011]

I’m excited about the character arc of this merchant. Perhaps a revenge story is developing...😈

[@boomznbladez405]

yeah seems like its that guys time

[@OurHourglass]

I thought that was going to happen when he said, "I'm just going to get our stuff...."

[@elderswanderingcircus2341]

an adventurer that sees a moving chest and fireballing it because they think its a mimic, could be a third arc.

[@TylerAndToast]

Or redemption where he gets his kids back

[@vljYWOK]

Or he just slides into a full downward spiral of depression and the next set of adventurers just find a trunk with a corpse in it... His corpse.

[@vaughn1044]

Lesson learned. Never start a fruit stand.

[@henvdemon]

Never start a fruit stand and marry a bitch xD

[@Evija3000]

@@henvdemon Common, he sold all their kids and then lost everything they had.

[@Rubunny]

And by extension, a cabbage stand.

[@douglasphillips5870]

Selling turnips is ok though

[@Galliao]

There's always money in the banana stand

[@SvendleBerries]

"The beard is the fakest part of all." "No..." Poor Hamish :( lol

[@Dargoneth]

Yeah cause hes really got this fine vikings beard

[@chrisstandridge6350]

I love your profile pic!

[@SvendleBerries]

@@chrisstandridge6350 Thank you!

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

@@Dargoneth I saw an old video that explains why he grew out that beard… He totally has like no chin, and then a double chin on top of it lol.

[@thexalon]

There's an alternative plan here though: Close the chest, hide nearby, wait for another adventurer to come by, kill that adventurer, and take the stuff that just magically reappeared.

[@kingfree4382]

Basically a mimic, then.

[@icemanjr.5819]

thexalon But he didnt had the time to hide and spy on who gonna loot his chest, cause literally any time he leave it unattended a random adventurer could loot it

[@-Big_Big]

he is a fruit stall salesman. he has no chance against a level 1 adventurer.

[@timberwolfbrother]

The adventures of MIMIC MAN!

[@SupachargedGaming]

" *The* golden skull ..." "Oh I sold *one* of these the other day."

[@DGZwiro]

That's how the games work. :D Unique, one of the kind item right? :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpOkd6Vpoaqpnac

[@ericstoverink6579]

It's actually the same skull. Adam was referencing an earlier episode where he sells that skull and a bunch of other items to the same character. Fruit stall and everything.

[@ΈφιπποςΤιμωρός]

I love how he just pretends picking up stuff and just hopes for the best 🤣🤣

[@Kissfan96dr]

I bet every husband has been in that situation once.

[@KyleMiddleton7]

I was right there with him. I couldn't imagine what else to do. Just keep pretending and hope it works out...

[@propheinx2250]

Maybe it's just invisible?

[@Trojianmaru]

Looking forward to the next vid, where someone finds a chest, n it's him "aww sweet, a slave" 1 crying fruit seller added to your inventory "ohhh, it's a rare one"

[@germanvisitor2]

I'm glad someone already made this comment and it is better than what I came up with.

[@AZZAMNO1]

lol those gacha games

[@Evija3000]

Yeah, usually it's a farmer. Fruit sellers are pretty rare.

[@cptsnuggles2068]

Naw man this is the origin story of the first mimic. XD

[@Pythonhier]

Then from the magic of the forest, and lost in despair. The man became a mimic to feed on disrespectful adventurers that dare open a chest deep in the forest.

[@simonweitling2146]

that would be amazing!!

[@TailcoatGames]

I just want him to have a happy ending is that too much to ask for

[@reynergavrila250]

He is an npc. In reality we dont care about npc.

[@StefanVeenstra]

@@reynergavrila250 In reality we care more for fictional npc than real life npc.

[@dragonswipe5629]

Yea same

[@friedmule5403]

He did! He does not have to listen to her constant nagging anymore. :-)

[@taiyo9421]

He sell his childrens

[@wolfrainexxx]

This was so genuine, I started tearing up for him... then I went, "Thank god this isn't real."

[@TReXcuRRy]

"You look like a baby wearing the costume of a sad old man." Dang my wife better not hear this one or I'm gonna be hearing it again couple times :/

[@RaibDarkin]

Yah, I felt that burn.

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

you know now marriage is really scarying me after this

[@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808]

@@badreedinedjellali1328Well it should

[@HouseOfAlastrian]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 That's why you need to make sure you marry the right person. So you don't put each other in situations like this.

[@SVD978]

This guy can never seem to catch a break lol

[@j.dpost-mortem9115]

I literally feel bad for the Merchent.

[@Tattletale97]

Don't feel bad for him, he sell his kids.

[@Dargoneth]

Yeah, Adam got a ton of money selling him this stuff and now he got all items back again.. Poor hamish

[@larrywoodward3982]

@@Tattletale97 because he had to...do you have no soul i feel bad for him

[@top1anthony752]

me too,man,that's so deep

[@Potatobobsr]

@Ssargrettal Nosaj or he was going to buy them back with the skull of rahul

[@10tourch]

You need to use the merchant more. He’s always spot on with his roles lol the feelz!

[@redt3788]

"I just love seeing Rowan's reaction" Rowan: 50,000 gold!

[@TerryRWilliams]

I don't think I'll ever be able to loot a chest in an RPG and feel the same way again :D

[@jaega4247]

Same here. :'|

[@akshanshkanojia9634]

I felt it to but soon enough i realized oh it's an AI i program every day and charter disappear behind camera (occlusion cull) so no harm done 😉

[@AAJillSandwich]

I take stuff directly from there homes as well as there pockets.

[@Evija3000]

I always feel a bit shady when looting some poor farmer's house. Like, that food was likely meant to be their dinner, and that linen was probably meant for a new shirt. And they probably make firewood with that axe. Hopefully they have enough money for another one so they don't freeze.

[@DamblerGames]

Now its kinda weird to take food and water from the backpacks in the division

[@plaayze]

“First you sell our children” I died 🦋🤣😂

[@lhenn_]

Oohhh, that poor guy... Hamish is an amazing actor!

[@gary3074]

Kiwibank guy!

[@buttsufancypantsu1644]

The lady was also incredible.

[@oo6127]

Mugger 1: Hey look you see that chest over there? Mugger 2: Yeah, i see it Mugger 3: Well lets go mug it (And so the saga continues)

[@Alistair-mr3se]

Oscar worthy performances She said thay all with a syraight face. I wonder what the bloopers look like

[@15sixmedia]

That was probably the most heart-shredding ending of all time.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

That music hits you right in the feels.

[@Discipol]

I love this actor and character, the lisp is brilliant

[@kupop18]

i always wondered how sometimes a skeleton would show up in one of these chests

[@Mercian3000]

Ok, that part, when he tried to grab air, is something.

[@joshuachase9742]

I'm never going to be able to loot a random chest with a clear conscience ever again.

[@EBFilmsMan]

Who's the new girl? I like seeing an expanded cast!

[@frostdrawer4324]

Hamish,you have to find them. In the next episodes, he returns as a grimm landsknecht (with black chest, on chains), the personal boss of these two, with the words - "You ruined my life. I'll take yours for it." And starts tracking them down at every respawn.)

[@shelldie8523]

Did they do any other episodes? What's the names.

[@Denmirden]

​@@shelldie8523not yet

[@propheinx2250]

During the boss fight he keeps saying, "you ruined me!" when he gets to low health.

[@KeanM]

"You having a stroke? Or .... did you eat some seafood?!!" LOL

[@daviegoodtimes]

"You look like a baby wearing a costume of a sad old man" . . . Damn

[@AnnaJuist]

Yes...That was a bit harsh, in my opinion.

[@ImmortalBecoming]

My costume is clothes..

[@hamburbers]

And that explains how Mimics were created.

[@gamecarnival2024]

Nice reference

[@NavyGuy2OO7]

Poor Hamish, just cant catch a break, buys a bunch of random crap from an adventurer....then has it all stolen by the same adventurer!

[@thor_7730]

Make another scene for her. She acted great.

[@linseyhowell6423]

"At least you'll never leave me new home" *A few moments later...* Chest despawns

[@Holagrimola]

Plot twist: with him in it

[@peacefulsurfer]

I was waiting for it.

[@loukat1837]

Or someone else looted the chest

[@Zorak9595]

I love when you do skits that actually have something of a story going on and more than 2 cast members. Also I love the new redhead. I hope we'll see her again.

[@Itachi-Uchiha]

@James Gravil she might get her own story of her finding where her kids ended up after being sold and buying them back haha

[@LadyKris3356]

I love the lady playing the merchants wife. She is brilliant. Good work to everyone!

[@AdamZawisza1]

"First you sell our children and then you lose all of our possessions" xD

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

Lol the guy had a gold skull worth 50,000 gold... And sells the children first!!!!

[@ericgonzalez934]

I feel she could go to the last boss and make him rethink his life

[@moistnugget4147]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that Haymitch's beard is pretty epic?

[@arandomzy]

Hamish*

[@moistnugget4147]

@@arandomzy Fishlish

[@KN9595]

It is pretty epic. It almost looks real.

[@ErwinPommel]

Fishflaps*

[@formdusktilldeath]

Update: The characters name is "Fred" apperently

[@zacido_games]

You guys should continue this. Some guys should appear and open the chest just to find this poor guy inside, maybe still alive

[@BrashSoulstorm]

"Costume? It's clothes". That killed me lol

[@highpineapple]

"So instead of keeping our earnings at our home or maybe even depositing it at the bank, you specifically decided to take everything, shove it in a wooden box and place it in the middle of the woods......." On a side note, I want them to make a skit about the individuals who make all the barrels that people constantly smash for possible loot.

[@robertrosenthal7264]

I guess you can say that the barrel business will never go bust ! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4msfYGkmLaqfpY

[@Wailwulf]

Yes there are many member of The Lord of Splinters

[@dwarfbombgaming8250]

Poor barrel makers...

[@cooltrainervaultboy-39]

Why does this remind me of the manual for The Bard's Tale?

[@kitirena_koneko]

How about where all those $%#$^*&^*& rusty buckets that you fish up in Final Fantasy XI come from?

[@pgplaysvidya]

- merchants' shirt - ranger armour - leather belt - gold cup - old book - metal helmet - health potion - stamina potion - golden skull of Rauhl

[@teslaromans1023]

I feel so bad for him. He had no control over spending all their gold and he just got robbed

[@wolfrainexxx]

...basically taxes in a nutshell.

[@Raison_d-etre]

@@wolfrainexxx Oh please. There are so many tax shelters. No one ever complains about those.

[@wolfrainexxx]

@@Raison_d-etre Nobody complains about the poor not paying taxes either, but you don't see me complaining.

[@MerJo91]

Aww imagine if someone owned them. :’( Poor Hamish.

[@MerJo91]

Loved her though. But damn! Lol

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[@gabenvandenbrink9114]

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[@MerJo91]

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[@MerJo91]

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[@digbick6999]

"YOU RUINED ME ADVENTURER!"

[@Nilmur2]

definately not looking forward to the sequel to this, guys come to find a chest and there's a corpse inside

[@mohdnazimrosli8535]

Bones!!!1 For Alchemy!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mtfiota-10multiverse36]

and the chest becoming a mimic

[@kwool5151]

That super mario skit from Dorkly :D

[@ambaraputra1603]

...or, found by Necromancers

[@solveigsaint-pierre206]

Isaac? Is that you?

[@carlrood4457]

I envision an infinite loop of Adam selling the skull to Hamish, getting it back, and selling it again.

[@tiredoftheliesalready]

This broke my heart a bit inside. I've seen real-world relationships and marriages where people talked like this to one another, or one to another. Humans are capable of great cruelty and hateful behavior. 😫😖

[@gewgulkansuhckitt9086]

In all fairness, he sold their children. He deserved a little cruelty.

[@dgerdi]

@@gewgulkansuhckitt9086 He was ripped of by one of this adventurers before. He asked, pleaded for the adventurer to buy some fruit from him, so he could feed his children but that D**kf*** just sold him useless items for all his gold and bought only one apple for one copper from this merchant. So the merchant hide all this stuff in a chest but had a level 0 hiding ability. He is better off without that wife.

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

@@dgerdi but the wife wasnt wrong... I mean one put your chest under your bed... better than living it in the woods... also he had all that money to begin with... lol

[@kinghoenn3478]

Dont forget merchants buy things for less then what there worth. He could have sold all those items for a premium and been loaded....but he stashed it in a unprotected box in a very heavily populated area.

[@Joyful_Traitor]

@@dgerdi " just sold him useless items for all his gold" Exactly all his gold so he had the money to begin with so why weren't his children healthy to begin with so he is a bad dude same with the wife he was complaining that his children and starving and sick yet he had the money to pay for the gold skull for 50000 gold so why didn't he use that money for his children before they became sick clearly he was trying to scam the player with the sick and starving lie so if he had the money to begin with then he and his now ex wife are bad parents

[@chichan9013]

I wish I could hug the merchant so he would feel better. Even just a little bit.

[@TheKennethfilm]

Me too.

[@rottenpoet6675]

If you would hug the dead they will come alive....for sure

[@raymondzhang177]

Hug me.

[@brucepayne68]

Let's mug 'em

[@dynestis2875]

Stab him

[@varuden]

With that ending I was seriously expecting the chest to despawn once he was inside it xD

[@lukechapin5563]

The next player: **Proceeds to loot the chest, and then takes the NPC**

[@NotAnElf]

RPG players: "Oh sweet, loot! Let's crack it open!" Dark souls players: "I'm gunna beat it with my sword first, just to be safe."

[@lurker_pack]

I remember Nox (2000) game had chest mimics long before Souls release

[@Shade01982]

@@lurker_pack Mimics existed in D&D from the beginning in the '70's. I think Ultima had them as well if I remember correctly...

[@heideknight9122]

I broke every chest first playthrough of DS2. Didn't realize you could ruin the item doing that.

[@AssassinsRush1]

@@lurker_pack And mimics also existed from the earliest Final Fantasy games as well.

[@trentf8607]

And then another adventurer comes along and finds big blubbering baby wearing the costume of a sad old man inside the chest

[@robertkaposvari1301]

Next adventurer: THAT'S A MIMIC!

[@sbalogh53]

3:35 This reminded me of the time I opened a chest in World of Warcraft and it had a follower in there that helped me in battles. He was a bit of a baby and died after a few fights.

[@Ponytamin]

Rowan: Okay, that's my turn [opens the chest] The chest: 1 skeleton Rowan: Damn it

[@skynet4496]

This reminded me of Delores in Westworld walking up and trying every day the same thing, yet getting robbed and killed every day/week and reset... Violent delights have violent ends. Rise of the NPCs

[@VMonkies]

Just when you thought it couldn't get sadder he goes to live in the chest. Jesus Christ I didn't need this kick in the gut this early in the morning.

[@joshmacdonald6911]

"This marriage is a FUCKING FAILURE" LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

[@MCshadr217]

"The costume is clothes" Okay, no WAY Hamish didn't improvise that. Sounds like one of this quick jokes people come up with, and how can you not leave it in?!

[@My1Celium]

I must say, this trader story is heartbreaking, but i was made to see it twice - this is how charming his wife acting is.

[@cuterpooter]

"Whaaaa? How's it my fault?!" *woman* "whaaaaaaa? how's it my fault?" BEST PART. SO TRUE.

[@marcfuchs6938]

Lets me think of BotW, where many chests seem to be hidden in a place, where the player truely only finds them, if actually going on a hunt. You guys are having real good acting talent. That's the good thing about modern media and kind of self-employed media creators, working on their stuff with passion, because they chose to do exactly that. The majority of people in "classic" media (TV, cinema) are usually doing it as a regular job and don't really care about, putting their heart into it.

[@kosmasraptis8374]

"I sold this to a merchant the other day for 50 thousand gold." I literally watched that episode right before this one lol Also, man I feel sad for the merchant EDIT: Thanks everyone for the likes! Usually I only get 2 or 3!

[@TheThreeHeadedDragon]

The small chest was in there too.

[@medexamtoolscom]

You'll feel sadder when you realize the guy in this video that got his stuff taken was the same merchant who was forced to buy it: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4rWqoenbdV5aMk And then you'll feel less sad when you realize he was claiming he had sick children and that buying the fruit for 1 copper would save their lives, when you learn here he SOLD his children so he was actually lying.

[@kosmasraptis8374]

@@medexamtoolscom He sold the children because he didn't have money after he bought all this stuff from the player

[@lartan33]

Same here!

[@ZackShark1]

Same