Lord of Patriarchy's Hot Takes on Racism and Children

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[@longlivethesheet4561]

I think anyone who complains about CRT are just announcing their own guilt and insecurities Edit: Legit, 9:36 left me slack-jawed. This is what being terminally online on 4chan or the worst circles on Reddit does to your fucking brain

[@dammagrilla]

He really just made her analogy even stronger... if child abductions of that nature are so rare and we still teach our kids about those scenarios, we should DEFINITELY be teaching kids about racism and what they should do in those situations, even if "racism is rare" I should've kept watching, lol. Good shit

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

"YoU wAnNa dEsTrOy RaCiSiM sToP tAlKiNg AbOuT iT" I feel like conservative's first response to any issue is to just ignore it

[@kmfdm5]

Says a lot about their personal lives

[@Psychedlia98]

Dave: why are all these flies coming in Jake: because you smell bad! Had me dying

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

I think rigor mortis is setting in.

[@longlivethesheet4561]

@@FrozEnbyWolf150 Not fair, corpses have done nothing to earn being compared to Dave

[@Kropothead]

Hell yeah, Dave’s back! Maybe my favorite member of Jake’s rogues’ gallery. Dogshit excuse for a person, but I hope he’s made headway with the alcohol thing.

[@JUGGALOKEMON]

Goddamn jakeypoo you are killing it with the uploads today. **I totally forgot sarah uploads and edits for jake. What I meant to say more or less these uploads the last 2 days have been great. Cheers.

[@4thhorsman155]

Sarah does the KZbin uploads

[@JUGGALOKEMON]

@@4thhorsman155 sorry I'll edit the comment. I didnt mean to erase Sarah's work and contributions.

[@4thhorsman155]

@@JUGGALOKEMON I love this community, have a great day

[@JEEBUSxHIMSELF]

havent watched jake in like a month and seeing him without the corn suit is actually jarring lmao

[@fefyfona4318]

This Dave guy just says things. He doesn't back up his ranting with anything. He's just yelling at his screen shaking his fist and adding nothing

[@EveAndMi]

I get the vibe he's on welfare, despite not qualifying for it, as he complains about minorities "stealing welfare checks from those who need it".

[@frostyfrenchtoast]

“And children” Oh no Dave

[@GeteMachine]

The Morgan Freeman quote they love but to them they think he said "if you want to end racism, stop bringing attention to it, when it happens."

[@Gloomdrake]

Even Morgan Freeman denounced that Morgan Freeman quote

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

@@Gloomdrake It's like the MLK "content of their character" line. They love idpol even more than liberals, repeatedly misinterpreting quotes by famous PoC (or worse yet employing people like Candace Owens and Thomas Sowell) then saying "oh so you're going to tell a black man they're wrong about racism!?" It's so predictable and goes against everything they preach. It'd be really funny if so many people didn't fall for it.

[@jadetortellini6150]

Damn, been a while since we've caught up on the Dave saga

[@Kropothead]

I am unreasonably hype for new Lord of Cringe.

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

I'd never heard of the guy until I discovered Actually Corn the other day. Idk what kind kind of hell I'm stepping into but at least it's warmer than Montreal right now.

[@Nerobyrne]

Two things that go hand in hand: Conservatives 🤝Identity Politics

[@VeinyWombat]

Dave: lying on the ground, broken down from decades of verbal abuse, a showerless, unshaved, stinky mess: "Hit me again, it´s making me strong."

[@reform-revolution]

dave knows so little about CRT that im betting he learned about it third hand from someone that didnt know what it was who learned about themselves from a talking dogman when they were high

[@TkilfurdDienfahl]

Wait who is this third dave? I know rubin and ramsey. Thank you for all you give me corn man and anyone reasing this look up rm brown👍

[@Vermillion_Treezzz3113]

Hey, thanks for recommending RM! Just watched a few of his vids for an intro to his channel and he's super hilarious.

[@douglaslangley9251]

_toilet flush_

[@beefyhaze6311]

Always good to see others that are part of the muscular class.

[@douglaslangley9251]

Goddamnit Jake that "where's it go, flavortown?" just made me ugly snort laugh at work.

[@Fatman221]

Wow. Dave doesn't know what CRT is. Shocking.

[@coletrickle1775]

Oh hi, Dale

[@Fatman221]

@@coletrickle1775 I don't know anyone named Dale Gribble. You must have me mistaken for someone else.

[@solomonverrico]

omg...OMG. I'm not even exaggerating. He looks like my sister.

[@cockatoomagnet583]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😂😂

[@birchtree_6]

i’m not sure who that was meant to disrespect

[@sigmascrub]

There's something funny about a cranky middle-aged man yelling into a microphone about someone else's presumed attitude

[@kmfdm5]

God he sounds like a nerd. He makes me sound like the schoolyard bully and i sound nerdy af

[@seansteele6532]

As a dirty van owner Dave was very defensive.

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

Okay the thing is, even if you look at police misconduct as a problem for everyone, you still benefit from police reform reguardless of race. It's not just " we want to just stop blacks being killed an no one else". It's more about cops being held accountable for their actions and being held to the same standards of the law.

[@polkadotmicrochip]

Sure, Dave's got some bad opinions... but have you seen his cooking?

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

I haven't seen his cooking, but his opinions are certainly sloppy and half-baked, consisting of a lot of canned talking points, and they always leave a bad taste in my mouth.

[@sweetsirenaine]

Friend have you???

[@ShinGallon]

A wizard cast a spell on the concept of Dunning Krueger, and it grew up alcoholic and started making KZbin videos with the worst takes imaginable after forgetting how time zones work.

[@ausgoldman9442]

Dave complains about people whining? That is all he does on his channel. 🤣🤣

[@Kropothead]

I get third shift security guard vibes from Dave. No disrespect to comrades in the industry, but it does attract a particular sort of hog.

[@cockatoomagnet583]

A hog is a lot smarter than Dave

[@TayTayMakesBeats]

I don't like bringing up people's appearance but at what point does one swallow their pride and say "yea I think it's time to ditch the hair?" Dude looks like an extra in a LOTR knockoff's dwarf kingdom.

[@dakotacross1519]

5:58 even the flies hate his implied racism 😅😅

[@heribertosarmiento1265]

Is the guilty feeling that makes them go into a tirade. Look if you great great grandfather ,gramps ,dad were or are racist but you hate racism then say it ,show it and fight it done.

[@Nerobyrne]

"say the magic words fat Gandalf"

[@URFTBOUND4LIFE]

He sounds like Squidward. Who knew Squidward was an Anti-SJW grifter.

[@mayomonkey3810]

Where's the corn suit?

[@sweetsirenaine]

Im so very scared why is dave

[@Orphus]

Not as scared as Dave is

[@newsxcxfrce2585]

The flies are in his room cuz he took the clocks down, they don't know when to make like a tree and shake a leg

[@Selcryn]

You burned your mouth?! Guess that's an awfully hot coffee pot.

[@Purin1023]

I don't know why I'd try to play devil's advocate for Dave, but in the frame he paused on, it did look like the psychologist had Resting Badmood Face. Maybe that's what he meant Edit: Nevermind he brought up her race immediately after I finished typing that comment lmao

[@Somniostatic]

kinda curious how jake isn't looking like corn in this, he's relying on his whiteness.

[@Quasita]

Overnight stock runner at Sam's Club, bitter cuz he couldn't get in at Costco, and runs DoorDash as gig work.

[@coletrickle1775]

Costco is a pretty sweet gig

[@Romanticoutlaw]

mmyes, what a great solution to all life's ills. This strange, hard lump on my side? I'll just ignore it, it'll go away if I don't think about it

[@hellsing1324]

Oh nice a new LoP vid i was just wondering what the goop king was doing

[@TheVeryHungrySingularity]

does dave think racism is only when you say the n-word

[@wurst1284]

Where's the cornography?

[@ashleyrose5180]

Dave’s day job is welfare

[@lostboy2056]

The Lord of corn isn't in his outfit and it's scary

[@stardragon7893]

Dave looks like his head's on upside down. All of his hair's on the bottom of his head.

[@LordZeebee]

Until further notice i will pretend that Dave works as a florist, just seems like a nice plot-twist in the Dave Saga

[@coletrickle1775]

I SELL FLOWERS!!!!

[@mrplinkett4429]

what was Jake doing with Dave's hot takes in his mouth

[@thecynix4707]

No substance

[@Shtoops]

Oh hell yeah. I missed Dave. Can always go for more Lord of Cringe

[@rajmk3]

Jake, lolol.

[@Kristen70364]

First?

[@Kristen70364]

Dammit.

[@JUGGALOKEMON]

Not today.

[@Kristen70364]

@@JUGGALOKEMON I know 😭 So close.