Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring Pitch Meeting

[@cheriegoldie7179]

As someone from New Zealand that nod to the tourism department was on point. We milked that movie for literally decades.

[@L-and-P33]

Right?! We had/have a "welcome to Middle Earth" sign in our airports and huge photorealistic models of Gollum and Smaug. Oh and Hobbiton 🤣🤣

[@markjosephbacho5652]

I mean Aotearoa is sooooo stunning!!!

[@yesyesyesyes1600]

Haven't you done that already with "Hercules - the legendary journys"? ;D

[@realriorex]

Mate, we haven't stopped milking it; and now we have the Amazon series. That's a lot of milk!

[@HarveyNuna]

The next best suited movie for NZ's landscape would be the Garden of Eden

[@PhobiconThis]

"and gandalf is gonna end up falling," ..."where does he fall?" "INTO THE SEQUEL" 😅😅

[@edwardsnyder4264]

Well he's not wrong!

[@Charmer4856]

And Frodo was definitely going to the prom after the battle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quazzydiscman]

Through fire... And water... Right into the sequel

[@krane7698]

🤣🤣🤣 as soon as he said it.

[@jackcoleman5955]

I looked for this comment right after Ryan said it!

[@DaBezzzz]

"He forces him to breakdance against his will" I dont think anyone would guess this sentence was about LotR without this context

[@whom382]

I have never seen the movies but read the books and definitely wouldn't have guessed.

[@ashleydowney1222]

Breakdancing against his will is tight!

[@aviram7129]

@@whom382 Watch the movies bro, it's awesome

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

@@aviram7129 it's ok

[@jordanciel3466]

I think every huge fan would have guessed it lol 😂

[@samuelparchment1908]

“He forces Gandalf to breakdance against his will.” That’s not...inaccurate...

[@ryanflake7106]

Right I love the part he gets stabbed again but he wearing a neat little dress wow wow wow 😂

[@amandakay6330]

That was my favorite. I'm still laughing....

[@ggt47]

Ha!

[@THEJPIndustry]

Breakdancing against his will us TIGHT

[@randymarsh9556]

Funniest thing I've ever heard lol

[@thesharpeinator]

"Alright then, keep your secrets." Terrific use of a quote.

[@captainjacksparrow1518]

I understood that reference

[@thesharpeinator]

That's from the movie!

[@Dan-qx5mi]

@@thesharpeinator wow wow wow wow...wow

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

Keeping your secrets is TIGHT

[@thesharpeinator]

I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my secrets.

[@benjohnson785]

"ohhh very story-considerate Nazgul!" best thing said about Nazgul ever?

[@ianhudson7462]

Is mithril the best armor? No silly, it’s plot armor

[@jeromebirth2693]

Story considerate Nazgul are tight

[@notstickyanymore1822]

"He forces Gandalf to breakdance against his will" "very rude" I AM HOLLERING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@ryanluong2005]

I was trying to eat soup and started choking on laughter at that part.

[@ElhoimCrow]

Yeah, it was an amazing joke

[@lesley1204]

I'm never going to be able to watch that scene the same way again XD

[@westrim]

Why are you yelling the name of a music group?

[@Kat39391]

I mean I chuckle throughout these... but there’s always that one line where I lose it. This was that line! 😂

[@1KMPLX]

“...and he forces Gandalf to breakdance against his will” lol

[@toxicyouth94]

That part got me too. Lmfao

[@gungeternal4119]

"very rude"

[@xczechr]

@@jeromebirth2693 *break

[@jeromebirth2693]

Break dancing Wizards are Tight

[@jeromebirth2693]

@@xczechr Thanks

[@simonhowell4486]

"He's gonna end up falling" "Where does he fall" "Into the sequel" Falling into sequels is *TIGHT*

[@jackmarshall3255]

That funny good one man.

[@domincmeek7365]

@@jackmarshall3255 yeah copying from the video is tight

[@jackmarshall3255]

@@domincmeek7365 yeah the saying from the video is super tight and copying it from the video is very tight.

[@domincmeek7365]

@@jackmarshall3255 your tight ;)

[@jackmarshall3255]

@@domincmeek7365 yeah I'm am oh wait I'm tight nobody has ever said that that was to tight even for me I think your more tight than me.

[@ShadyDoorags]

The amount of passion on Producer Guy's face when he said "Killing Sean Bean is tight!" was too convincing.

[@tokyworld]

Nice reminder to go watch SDs top 10 bojack eps. Free churro and the view from the halfway down better be in top 2 or I riot.

[@pentelegomenon1175]

There's that mystery solved.

[@Kamn_exe]

Producer Django: I like the way you die boy

[@whereisevan]

“Where does he fall?” “Into the sequel...” Ryan George is so on point that it makes me feel wholly inadequate sometimes. 😭

[@PhilBagels]

Just like Obi-wan Kenobi!

[@PhilBagels]

@gina Y'ever seen Star Wars and its sequel The Empire Strikes Back? "Where did he go?" "Into the sequel."

[@jeffwei]

Love it

[@rcschmidt668]

And into the prequels too! 🤓😂

[@JediJuniper92]

"Why is everyone accusing him of theft all of a sudden"

[@akiraguy]

"i dont know"

[@mightbearer]

@@akiraguy fair enough!

[@sybcomeclydecoutinho3986]

@@mightbearer but why though?

[@dusathemaid]

@@sybcomeclydecoutinho3986 Because!

[@redtiger8275]

That works

[@Mpow84]

Producer guy: “Alright then, keep your secrets”. Me: “He said the thing!!!”

[@4fkeeks458]

I felt like this was a quote and you're confirming me on this one, but I do not get it. Would you explain this reference to me? Thanks! Edit: Aah thanks guys, I didn't remember that. :)

[@Pure_Havoc]

@@4fkeeks458 gandalf said it to frodo

[@Mpow84]

Other way around ... Frodo says it to Gandalf, at the very start of the movie. Frodo is asking what caused the personality change in his uncle Bilbo, since he left with Gandalf during the events of the Hobbit. Gandalf just smiles, and doesn’t respond, and Frodo says “alright then, keep your secrets”

[@Pure_Havoc]

opps my bad i miss typed that. one of the comments below earlier mention gandalf and my brain made me typed that first

[@someguy_namingly]

@@Mpow84 Gandalf Gandalf Gandalf ;)

[@iBeamer]

"They're born fully grown and covered in goo" "Oh, same-sies" AH HA! Ryan George is a clone!

[@Morpheus0]

Ryan - Being a clone is tight.😉

[@wikansaktianto9215]

George - What?

[@nickwilliams2745]

That actually makes sense huh

[@markjosephbacho5652]

Hahahahahah this just proves the clone theory omg

[@JasperJanssen]

You mean the Ryan Georges *are* clones. That’s how he does these videos.

[@KennethScottHuntley]

If you’re a real fan, you only ever watch the four hour version of this pitch meeting.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

And you can recite the DVD commentary.

[@rickardkaufman3988]

I liked the 11 hour Director's cut more than the theatrical ones.

[@drkushajagadeesh6347]

One does not simply watch the four hour version without being a serious fan.

[@torchtorquedreams4348]

Or read the whole book. Anyone? No? Just me?

[@chillsis1650]

@@torchtorquedreams4348 not just the one book but the entire trilogy

[@razbender1379]

If this was about the book : -"omg so they must have left immediately" -"no"

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

Tolkien was pretty much just writing old English country town fanfic for awhile.

[@leanderschuster3196]

I did my waiting 30 years In hobbiton

[@Greendalewitch]

Script Guy: "So they get almost eaten by Old Man Willow" Producer Guy: "Whats Old Man Willow?" Script Guy: "An man eating Willow" Producer Guy: "Oh. Old Man Willow is TIGHT" Script Guy: "Yes he is sir. " Producer Guy: "So how do they escape? I imagine its gonna be hard" Scrip Guy: "No its super easy. Barely an inconvenience" Producer Guy: "Oh really?" Script Guy: "Yeah. A guy named Tom Bombadill walks by and rescues them" Producer Guy: "Who is that?" Script Guy: "I dont know" Producer Guy: "Fair enough. But this is the last time the hobbits are rescued this way right?" Script Guy: "No. Later they are trapped by Barrow Wraiths but this time they sing sing a song and Tom Bombadill comes and helps them again and sings the wraith away." Producer Guy: "Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow." Script Guy: "Yeah and then later on Frodo has a dream where Gandalf is trapped, wandering back and forth in his prison cell" Producer Guy: "Oh really? I imagine that is gonna connect someway to Gandalf storyline of being trapped and Frodo using his psychic connection to help people rescue him" Scrip Guy: "No actually, it never happens again, not is it mentioned except for small quick bit in Rivendell. Gandalf even escapes on his own with help from Radagast" Producer Guy: "So what was with the dream sequence. Why even have it at all?" Script Guy: "Man. I need you to get way off my back on this. People will barely notice anything like this. They will be too focused on people singing in the book for no reason at all. Especially when they are in danger" Producer Guy. "Yeah you are probably right. Thats what people want when reading a book. People singing" *Ten years after reading the books, a internet commenter called Greendalewitch makes a comment on weird the dream sequence in the first book was*

[@TrekBeatTK]

But there’s (sort of) good reason in the book. If he just disappears, the Nazgul will be onto him. So Frodo builds an elaborate cover story of moving yo the next town over and buying another house where he plants his friend disguised as him to throw off any suspicion.

[@martind5653]

@@TrekBeatTK oh yeah. That part was kinda weird

[@JusBidniss]

Eagle: I'm gonna need you to get all the way down off my back! Gandalf: Fair enough! Let me just get right down off that thing!

[@PhilBagels]

You don't get down off an eagle, you get down off a duck.

[@ronyorobio7096]

OMG. THE best use of that phrase in the whole story of pitch meetings. This deserves to be at the top.

[@KezyORoan]

@@PhilBagels fair enough

[@ginsan8198]

That should explain why they couldn't ride the eagles all the way to Mordor.

[@revan0890]

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

[@emriesq3096]

"This is the finest weed in the area." "Oh it's like that, huh?" "No, it's not like that." "Oh"

[@uncharted7againblackking256]

Lol

[@ChrisCarmona]

LMFAO

[@jorschachblatant1934]

So he basically says they are homosexual by that? Or there is just more to it?

[@Bignic2008]

@@jorschachblatant1934 I think he was wondering if the weed was like “weed”, you know, marijuana.

[@hrfme3667]

@@jorschachblatant1934 The joke is just that the producer guy thinks pipeweed is a drug reference "Oh it's like THAT lol winkwink 420" but pipeweed is just the Middle Earth equivalent of tobacco so no, it's not like that

[@superj1010]

"Why didn't he use the mace thing?" "I don't know." "Alright then, keep your secrets." *PFFFFF HAHAHAHAHA*

[@MatiZ815]

"Alright then, keep your secrets" could be a great Pitch Meetings catchphrase.

[@patricklynch6893]

@@MatiZ815 That's a line from the movie, Frodo says it to Gandalf in one of the first scenes!

[@beastybacon199]

I too watched the video

[@MatiZ815]

@@patricklynch6893 Yeah, I know. It's just my favorite movie ever. I'm saying that it would have been also a cool catchphrase for PM.

[@sleepy_sensei3913]

IM CRYINGGGGGG

[@menor911]

Every producer in Hollywood: "Killing Sean Bean is tight"

[@JD-bk4zi]

Shawn Bawn or Sean Bean ?

[@DS-tv2fi]

Mario Rivera and it’s super predictable, barely a plot twist.

[@anotherdrummingenigma2882]

I watched this miniseries with him being a detective on Frankenstein. You'd think with him being the main character he'd finally stay alive but instead it's "We need to kill him cause he's Sean Bean, but don't worry. He'll come back as a zombie."

[@JewlTonz]

JD Sean

[@nicholase2868]

I have to wonder if he enjoys this running gag.

[@BasicShapes]

"These orcs are born fully-grown and covered in goo!" "Samesies!" Lol, we're learning more and more about the RGCU (Ryan George Cinematic Universe)

[@GeomancerHT]

Well, we're grown basically fully-grown (compared to birds and many other animals) and definitely covered in goo, so...

[@Jaster_Mereel]

Reminds me of the clone on The Last Starfighter, an old movie

[@weareallbornmad410]

@@GeomancerHT I mean, giraffes are born standing, and can run around pretty much instantly, sooo... ... I don't think they're covered in goo, though. So there's that :p

[@OlaftheGreat]

In the latest video on his channel, he passes by the cloning facility he keeps in his basement.

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@weareallbornmad410 ...I think most mammals are born covered in goo. The inside of animal bodies is usually pretty gooey.

[@nicodorable]

Writer “this guy dies” Producer “I know just the guy”

[@sageoz9886]

Killing Sean Bean is tight.

[@capspotatoes]

Sean actually did a thing saying to stop killing him and it was hilarious

[@rusianalf]

why not fly the ring to mordor? well if eagles could talk they would say: i need you to get ALLLLL the way off my back sir

[@josipbasic3045]

One does not simply fly into Mordor

[@cowboycurtis2229]

* ALLLLL the way off my beak sir

[@TheAzynder]

@@josipbasic3045 Except that time they simply fly into Mordor.

[@krzysztofpiasek5682]

@@TheAzynder to the plains close to Black Gate, not actual Mordor that lies behind it.*

[@JohanKylander]

@@TheAzynder When sauron's army and Wraiths are dead or preoccupied.

[@StevenLMa]

"It's called Lord of the Rings." "Oh, like a Sonic the Hedgehog movie?" 😂

[@manucitomx]

Killing Sean is tight never have truer words been spoken.

[@PViolety]

Tight

[@110000116699]

Super easy barely an inconvenience

[@Steaminlidz]

Bastards....

[@robertstackr4799]

"Does Elron try to stop him?" "Of course he does." "Okay good." "Verbally, a little." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PhilBagels]

Yeah, but they were standing above a huge lava pit, and Isildur had the high ground.

[@petertapola8097]

@Corvid-19 Link?

[@darthtroller]

@@PhilBagels 😂😂😂

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

@@PhilBagels Also Elrond probably has some Issues since one of the guys who raised him yeeted himself into a volcano a few thousand years earlier.

[@tannerweinheimer7839]

3:53 New Zealand tourism guy's enthusiasm is the best part of the entire pitch

[@michaelblaes9847]

I rewound and watched three times just to see his expression. It was freaking hilarious. That smile and thumbs up was so perfect. They better be paying Ryan 90% of everything this channel makes.

[@Eliphas_Leary]

...and then Sean Bean does a backflip, breaks his neck and saves the day. Again.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

I feel this post is underrated

[@darthtroller]

This is genius 😂😂😂

[@andrewawakened628]

I think you mean he does a backflip, breaks his neck and DIES again....

[@sill3n]

@@andrewawakened628 r/woooosh

[@x-manfam705]

Alright, im in

[@grumpyoldman3458]

Producer guy: So, you have new game for me? Writer guy: Yes it's called World of Warcraft. Producer guy: WoW, WoW, WoW!

[@espoppelaars]

+

[@superphantom100]

Writer Guy : Exactly!

[@davidk7529]

Faaaaaaaacepalm He could just do the movie... which he probably will since he did start doing game movie pitches. It’s in the pipeline!

[@cristonsloan]

That comment deserves more credit. Here, I owe you bro. Nice sense of humour. 😁

[@michaelstrodick1769]

You know, producer guy always says one WoW more than is needed, and there is one needed too. :D

[@MintyCanRead]

Must. Restrain. Myself. From. Getting. Embarrassingly. Over-defensive. "Killing Sean Bean is tight." lol

[@arabemmy6229]

Yesssss! They are speaking I'll of the Precious!

[@alsoduke991]

No they are’s not’s. Master is our friend, master won’t hurt usss.

[@TheMajinTrunks]

i didn't :))

[@DarmaAngelo]

Lol obsessed with killing Sean is tight

[@firegodlive]

I take solace in the fact that most of these skits accurately represent the movie, whereas this one misrepresents a lot of the movie to make it seem more ridiculous. Still funny.

[@keroknight2989]

Having New Zealand Tourism department in the pitch meeting for advertising is TIGHT !! 😁😁

[@wigzynz]

Hey. I was going to say that.😣

[@CleverFrenchName]

It’s a shame New Zealand doesn’t exist

[@davidkinmond9417]

@@CleverFrenchName OMG, this is giving me one hell of an existential crisis right now.

[@wwr_hades]

"Why is everyone accusing him of theft all of a sudden?" I lost it right there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@glucoseguardian9999]

One does not simply dislike a *Pitch Meeting.*

[@SpiritScienceOfficial]

Have been eagerly anticipating this since pitch meeting first started 👌

[@jimmykool3253]

Have you heard of the armoured skeptic

[@wow7863]

@@jimmykool3253 2014 wants their youtuber back

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Worth the wait, too!

[@theimposter1990]

Almost 1 million subs

[@strahinjagov]

Eagerly anticipating pitch meetings is TIGHT!

[@SuperBC1975]

"New Zeland is truly a beautiful place." A big thumbs up from New Zeland Tourism board. Like the shirt, Ryan!

[@acgeewhiz]

It’s a two pronged attack. Lord of the Rings and Flight of the Conchords, lol.

[@seppyq3672]

@@acgeewhiz did New Zealand Tourism Board George take over Murray and/or Greg?

[@hopesprite637]

THE BREAKDANCING GANDALF PART MADE ME LEGIT CRY! SO FREAKING FUNNY

[@bwilesuk]

Can we just appreciate he had a tshirt made for a two second gag

[@creativedesignation7880]

I think the writing on the shirt was just a digital effect, pretty well made though.

[@bwilesuk]

@@creativedesignation7880 Sneaky!

[@Reclusive247]

Haha, I was thinking the same thing.

[@5amura115]

@@bwilesuk wow wow wow

[@Tipzyyy]

thats not him, thats ryan

[@The12thDimension.]

"You have my sword" "You have my bow" "Why are you all accusing me of theft?"

[@iz723]

Lmao

[@willh3972]

You have my axe that I just shattered

[@ridensroom6957]

I can't carry all of those.

[@HariSeldon913]

Ever seen the Jack Black parody? It gives those lines a whole new meaning.

[@brendanmcg8566]

Nice

[@jeffreytackett3922]

I have watched every one of these things, most of them multiple times, and the "Killing Sean Bean is tight!" line still makes me tear up from laughter.

[@lukedastoli9959]

The maniacal enthusiasm with which he delivered the line was perfect.

[@andrewfrankovic6821]

@@lukedastoli9959 iT's SO true, too. Although Bob De Niro only bitch slapped him in Ronin. Giving Sean a pass is tight.

[@ar-yack9526]

Screenwriter guy: “I’m gonna need Gandalf to get aaaalllll the way off the eagle’s back before getting to Mordor” Gandalf: “Okay, let me get off that thing real quick”

[@Charmer4856]

Oh a very helpful bird 😁😁

[@doomy_mcdoomerson]

I don’t know why people are still on the issue of them not using the eagles to fly to Mordor. Tolkien’s son said that the the reason they didn’t fly the eagles there is because the eagles wouldn’t enter Mordor because of the Nazgul.

[@PhilBagels]

@@doomy_mcdoomerson Yeah. I have no idea why the importance of stealth was so hard to understand.

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

Doomy McDoomerson also the eye can see eagles

[@MrRivech]

To be fair I asked a few people why and tgey couldn’t answer because they didn’t know that either. So I just assumed the eagles were behind a paywall if you wanted to instantly win the game

[@tinosdragatsis]

"Did he not have a weapon?" "Yes, he had a big mace thing." Yes. He did. And the world was saved because Sauron decided to get a little touchy feely.

[@gregsimoes8645]

The one ring contained all the evil, so that was the Harvey Weinstein part

[@mr.k418]

Tinos Dragatsis he wanted to take pleasure in slaying the king of Gondor.

[@partydean17]

The word used was Yes. Not No

[@Cancoillotteman]

Well, here's arrogance for you. You'll notice it is a frequent mistakes of the powerful caracters, both in true life and in LOTR

[@revan0890]

When bad touch goes right.

[@frankensteinlives]

"Keep your secrets!" Slays me every time

[@dscott9571]

"If you can't kill Sean Bean right then it's not a good movie" Honest Trailers

[@wikansaktianto9215]

Wow wow wow...We should make other videos pitch meeting.

[@areebjamaliam]

The Martian

[@bmaster461603]

Areeb Jamal beat me to it

[@antigrav6004]

National treasure would beg to differ

[@JSteplyk]

Richard Sharpe fans would beg to differ.

[@rickypoon6406]

"The Ring can loosen itself to run away." "Loosening rings are tight!"

[@dkisausome]

No they're not.

[@andrewlance3898]

"That-that's literally the opposite of what that means." "Listen, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off of my back about this."

[@dimitriydzyuba218]

@@andrewlance3898 lemme get off of that thing!

[@markjosephbacho5652]

Wait what? Lol

[@rickypoon6406]

@@dimitriydzyuba218 That's what the Ring says when it leaves you =P

[@chuckshaw1593]

"There's gonna be so much walking dude!" The best description of LOTR! 😂.

[@justforever96]

I mean they spend most of the books walking. It's a take about trekking across the known world on foot, its going to have some walking. It wouldn't make much sense if it didn't. And then you get the new Rings of Power which people slam for having characters and whole armies just kind of arriving in places without any explanation. Two guys set out walking with only the clothes on their backs like it's an afternoon stroll and end up immediately hundreds of miles away wearing the same clothes, like they just casually took a stroll over there.

[@THEJPIndustry]

"Why did he stretch his hand and not his weapon? " "I dont know" "Alright than keep your secrets" Omg you actually managed to bringe the meme in the video thats THIGHT

[@HuttDK]

My thoughts exactly... Sooo toit

[@ronyorobio7096]

OMG, I also missed this joke. Did not know that was a meme. I had to look it up.

[@liveactionlink8736]

That's what Ryan George does, he creates videos that brilliantly uses memes to make it appear as if the entire script of movies are written from memes. Welcome to Pitch Meetings :)

[@howimettheopera]

- “ all right then, keep your secrets” - That’s the Meme from the movie! Wow wow wow, wow

[@halfdbsr3454]

“Killing Sean Bean is TIGHT”

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

😨👍

[@farhanahmed552]

And RIGHT as well

[@16shogunelitegreen]

At least the Percy Jackson film spared him. And Troy. And the Silent Hill films

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

@@16shogunelitegreen i never watched those, are they any good?

[@tenfoot11]

Fair enough

[@Kinfinite]

"So where does he fall?" "Into the sequel." Seems legit

[@MultiDonald95]

Watching all LOTR movies back to back is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@russelljohnson6267]

LOL True

[@afterburn7225]

Well, if it's the extended editions (the one true way to watch them), it's also very time consuming

[@Hyde_Hill]

@@afterburn7225 All hail the extended versions! And yeah I do it once a year normally.

[@dlobelow760]

@@Hyde_Hill still trying my best to finish Two Towers.

[@saymyname2417]

Uhm... NO!

[@SinnerD2010]

#1 movie plot progression technique: Walking... Fellowship pulled off this technique masterfully, very compelling. Totally relatable.

[@tresden1174]

I had real issues with how hard I laughed at break dancing Gandalf. I couldn't breathe.

[@pknark]

“Killing Sean Bean is tight” sounds like a new shirt

[@michaelwhite7378]

If this is not made on a shirt & my money is not taken. Mistakes will have been made!

[@karatefella]

@@michaelwhite7378 I already have a "Super Easy, Barely an inconvenience" t shirt !

[@teecreator1157]

@@michaelwhite7378 teespring .com/en-GB/killing-sean-bean-is-tight?pid=373&cid=100035

[@corneliallawliet9682]

"Where does he fall?" "Into the sequel!" LMAOOOO XD

[@dawnmayflower4422]

Mars Michaelis 🤣😂 That was one of my favourite parts.

[@Rawt173]

Dawn Mayflower Same here

[@Rekuzan]

And so Frodo does a back flip, snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day! No, wait...

[@mattchavis5621]

Underrated comment

[@Dargonhuman]

Wrong channel, but A++ for the reference.

[@Rekuzan]

@@Dargonhuman Whoops....WHOOPSIE!!!

[@maxmustsleep]

replace frodo with gollum and you're not that far off the truth :D

[@milkshakehamsters9518]

@Projekt:Kobra Its on Ryans George's channel. (They guy who makes Pitch meetings)

[@ChrisCarmona]

"Alright then, keep your secrets" brought a smile to my face. These are on point.

[@kingginger3335]

"He meets this other wizard called Saruman and he's evil now and forces Gandolph to break dance against his will". Lmao! Best line I've ever heard

[@bbqR0ADK1LL]

This message is approved by the NZ Tourism Board. "Come to NZ when you don't have COVID anymore."

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

*cries in American*

[@jakefoxx7978]

*snickers in Chinese*

[@simonphelon7221]

Alright then, keep your Covid

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

Agrees in Guam.

[@Tannerj50]

smokes a cigarette in Italian

[@zandershores5746]

I like how most of this is just explaining the plot with not many jokes because LOTR is so good.

[@llostGD]

OMG YES :)

[@Smokin_Snowman]

I've been asking for Lord of the Rings pitch meetings for a long time, and now it's finally here.. thank you, Ryan and George.

[@HagenvonEitzen]

... and the New Zealand Tourist Board guy

[@TrueMakaveli50]

Same!

[@waterywingz]

Haha! Ryan and George xD That’s a lovely joke 😂

[@adambialecki3162]

Writer guy: *Stops at "you have my bow"* Me: ... AND MY AXE!!!

[@RoseBaggins]

Yes!!

[@gregbrown3082]

Seriously. I'm sitting here going, "AND MY AXE! AND MY AXE!" 👍

[@eXclurel]

I like how he just listens most of the time because he can't find too many things to nitpick. It shows how solid the story is.

[@thesenate8743]

*sees a LOTR pitch meeting video in my feed* I've been looking forward to this

[@kenobibryant1637]

This is where the fun begins

[@wv3161]

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@MauiDave74]

Enter Ryan George. The true ruler of Screen Rant, and on the payroll of KZbin, I might add. This is where the viewers' strength to click another video will disappear.

[@jaxbron4772]

Kenobi Bryant Hello there! I see what you did...

[@wabba67]

"Where does he fall?" "Into the sequel." :-D

[@DavidRay_40]

That was pretty hilarious.

[@edwardsnyder4264]

Well he's not wrong!

[@glenndean6]

Falling into sequels is tight.

[@magic75450]

So Gandalf, Bucky and Loki fell to the same place 🤔

[@nickmccall8027]

Brilliant vid Ryan. Funniest part “Gandolf forced to break dance against his will” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaltomashov6037]

“Why is everybody accusing him of theft all of a sudden??”

[@Thetazord]

That is my favorite line. I straight up spit coffee. Lmao 😂 ☕️ 💦

[@davidknight2104]

😂

[@main2874]

And my axe!

[@geoff4705]

"... and they're born fully grown and covered in goo." "Samesies." "What?" "What?" What?

[@PaulRGiordano]

Samesies is an informal slang term used to mean "me too" or "same here."

[@tsubarider13]

@@PaulRGiordano you don't say..!!?

[@goofballcartoonist7848]

@@PaulRGiordano i'm pretty sure they were asking about what was meant by using the word "Samesies" there

[@PaulRGiordano]

@@goofballcartoonist7848 I looked up the word "samesies" and posted its meaning here, believing that it would help resolve what I thought was confusion as to what it meant. I was just as confused when I heard the exchange myself, and I thought I was giving someone with a point of reference as a way to help resolve said confusion.

[@MrBiggles53]

Samesies.

[@nathancorliss9347]

"Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind." -Saruman It was like that.

[@koreywillis5733]

@@jellyfishi_ In the extended cut of the second film I believe, Merry and Pippin find a bunch of weed and food in a hut after the dam was broke and can't stop laughing or eating.. Your call.

[@stuartlarkinmadtv]

@@koreywillis5733 no, they find tobacco leaves, not weed. And are thrilled cuz they were starving and have been without tobacco for months.

[@koreywillis5733]

@@stuartlarkinmadtv Then why get the muchies and non-stop giggling? There's nothing to suggest it's tobacco like at all.

[@felixculpaconservative4147]

lol

[@PotrzebieConolly]

@@koreywillis5733 Yeah, I don't think the word tobacco is ever used in the films or books. So it's just some natural herb that makes you feel good, and is habit forming.

[@somentity]

Sean Bean is just the best at his job! (No joke: He is really good at dying)

[@_Axolottie_]

True

[@diederpalland4375]

Also amazing at voice acting in civ 6

[@Stingra87]

I really just feel like Sean Beans wants to be part of all these colossal projects but doesn't want to to have to be around for more than one movie, so he just specifically takes the role of the person that dies and then milks the royalties from flashbacks in all the movies he didn't film.

[@somentity]

Stingra87 Totally 😂

[@MegaSnowdog69]

Didn't he die in Stranger Things?

[@maxschutzer4749]

I discovered this series a week ago and binged all of them. This is the first one I’ve seen that was just posted. I fricken love these.

[@HagenvonEitzen]

welcome to the club

[@RageUnchained]

Binge watching these is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

Welcome to the club!

[@edwardsnyder4264]

Welcoming vieweri to the club is tight!

[@louisduarte8763]

"Killing Sean Bean is tight!" "Fair enough." Explains so much now.

[@Nloveru]

One does not simply make a Pitch Meeting about LOTR.

[@rollochairbreaker230]

Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@raymondjones616]

Notice half of this was simply explaining the plot...the movie is just that good

[@nhmooytis7058]

Nloveru A+ comment ;)

[@danoctavian8184]

this comment needs more likes then it has

[@enoughofyourkoicarp]

One and one's clone does, however.

[@MichaelWilliams-fl4nh]

You should do a pitch meeting for The Martian "So how does Sean Bean die?" "Uh, he doesn't" "What do you mean?" "Well... he's not even in space he's just one of the people at NASA back on earth" "Yeah but... you know... it's Sean Bean"

[@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk]

His character's career dies at the end. Close Enough?

[@RoverIAC]

and that's only one reason Jupiter Ascending was so bad.

[@carolcarol9982]

His character got fired. Fired, died, pretty much the same thing in Hollywood.

[@johans3164]

he also survived in the silent hill live action movies. does this mean that if you want to make a sean bean movie good, you HAVE to kill his character? is there an example of his movie that's good AND he survived the entire thing?

[@RoverIAC]

@@johans3164 No, there is not.

[@LordSesshomaru86]

I legit laughed when he said he makes gandolf break dance against his will

[@jolttsp]

People: I could never watch the LotR trilogy. It's sooo long Also People: over the weekend I binged watched 12 seasons of 4 different shows

[@ridensroom6957]

I did it with the extended ones over Easter bank holiday weekend. So good.

[@Jebu911]

Cant watch it seriously anymore because of all the memes. Too bad it was a fun trilogy

[@harshchoudhary9623]

Lotr can never be boring.. i rewatched the extended editions 5+ times in this quarantine already..

[@bipstymcbipste5641]

I know right? That annoys me so much

[@broco1163]

I convinced my wife to watch it by treating it like a single 12-episode season of a show with one-hour episodes

[@cunnifferous3245]

One Pitch Meeting to rule them all...

[@russelljohnson6267]

one pitch meeting to find them and in the darkness bind them!

[@daydev2599]

@@russelljohnson6267 Binding in darkness is TIGHT!

[@waterywingz]

Maiii precioussss (pitch meeting)

[@Merlincat007]

@@daydev2599 Oh my!

[@BirdLadySpeaks]

I have said this before, but THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE PITCH MEETING!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@deepenwadhwa4027]

You can see how difficult it is for him to find flaws in this Masterpiece. He's just lovingly poking fun at minor details here. Best pitch meeting (total Lord Of The Rings fan boy here, not even ashamed).

[@pyjamacritic1171]

Actually he found it super easy, barely an inconvenience. x

[@Dargonhuman]

Dude, same. When I got the notification for this I was like, "Oh this is gonna be fun!"

[@petarded8529]

Truth.

[@merearihipipi-takoko5867]

Pyjama Critic well if u actually knew everything about lotr. You would know that there jokes are all half baked. And the plot holes actually aren't if you knew the facts . Which they don't .

[@merearihipipi-takoko5867]

atombrain111 it's actually very difficult.

[@BramAPoe]

"Oh very story-driven considerate Nazgul!"

[@cristonsloan]

"So are the intense bad guys gonna kill the hero?" "Nah, iz cool"

[@BluntArrows]

Seeing what you did there is TIGHT.

[@jeromebirth2693]

Story considerate Nazgul are tight

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Let's gooooooo! I requested this Pitch Meeting! Love you, Ryan.

[@I_like_big_men]

Yo I did too

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

@@I_like_big_men You have good tastes

[@bisexualichigo4227]

People with fine taste here.

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

@@bisexualichigo4227 😁

[@simonbeaufont8594]

I request the tick and blade

[@estefanolivares4159]

"Alright then, keep your secrets" That was well placed. Felt like a new thing we could quote on every video

[@jameseden740]

Just checking you know that’s a meme worthy quote from the movie right?

[@estefanolivares4159]

@@jameseden740 that's why it was well placed. But it also sounds like something new we can all quote down here

[@mrsweetkandy7673]

And then one day all pitch meeting videos will only have comments quoting catchphrases...

[@ben_clifford]

Looking forward to the rest of this series. I'm glad he brought up the simultaneous filming. That was a big deal at the time.

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

"Where's he gonna fall?" "Into the sequel."

[@xazrael]

Legit screamed at that, so good.

[@evildoggo22]

Ok great

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

"I don't know" "Alright, then keep your secrets." lol, better than some of the catchphrases!

[@aidanhopwood4911]

"And he forces Gandalf to break dance against his will." Emphasis on break

[@madmandan1000]

“They name them self’s the fellowship of the ring” “That’s the name of the thing” “It is” “Wow wow wow wow wow wow”

[@PViolety]

Saying the name of the movie is tight

[@elrored]

Best part 😂 wåwåwåwåwååw

[@alejandroinc9575]

“These things are crazy, they are born fully grow, cover with Goo” “ sameizes”

[@egregius9314]

Yeah I didn't get that one.

[@darkwyve]

@@egregius9314 Not that hard to get. Most people think those behind the scenes in Hollywood are 'scum', so it makes sense... ;)

[@DaniielPineda]

It means all Ryan Georges are born fully grow covered with goo, that's why they all look alike in this universe. Someone created them and put them in a world exactly like ours

[@saymyname2417]

@@darkwyve - Sadly, I still don't get it. Although I agree that Hellyweird IS scum. Would you mind explaining?

[@darkwyve]

@@saymyname2417 Definition for scum (verb): "become covered with a layer of dirt or froth.", which is kinda how the orcs are born; covered like that. Since Ryan is playing a higher up at a pitch meeting in Hollywood in these sketches, he's basically saying he was born the same way, being scum and all... And stated it nonchalantly like it's normal, to be extra sarcastic about it. He always puts clever commentary in like that, but it goes over some people's heads or can be lost in translation if English isn't your first language.

[@TheFenwayman1912]

Sean Bean talking with his agent Agent: got a new movie for you Sean: ok, what scene do I die in?

[@crocodude]

Gandalf: “You must take the ring to Mount Doom, Sonic” Sonic: “I will.” “Okay done”

[@RoseBaggins]

The crossover we never knew we needed, lol.

[@legueu]

He's gonna keep it though.

[@xdecatron2985]

legueu until he gets hit, then he drops it and a bunch of others

[@wstine79]

One Pitch Meeting to rule them all. One Pitch Meeting to find them. One Pitch Meeting to bring them all. And in the darkness bind them super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@russelljohnson6267]

Oh Okay!

[@lost_doodle8483]

LOL

[@ruudvangorilla3221]

Wow wow wow wow

[@rubensneto9049]

In the land of L.A where shadows lie

[@PhilBagels]

Binding them in the darkness is tight!

[@OMGItsJimmyNash]

I absolutely love this channel... pure comedic genius!

[@rafifakio9467]

"He's evil now and he force gandalf to breakdance against his will" Me : whaaat? 😂

[@aaronj.campbell3876]

I paused when he said that because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see!

[@alsoduke991]

I was wheezing lmao 😂

[@theimposter1990]

Lol

[@MollyFC]

@@aaronj.campbell3876 not gonna lie I had to rewind and watch that part over again about 5 times.

[@5nokli]

“Forced to break dance against his will!” Had me laughing so hard!

[@arnoldmanuel3311]

Pitch guy: so now they form the fellowship of the ring. Producer: oh thats the name of the Thing. The Thing: no. My real name is Ben.

[@tusharg8452]

Gandalf: "So, you have a ring for me?" Bilbo: "Yes Sir, I do." Gandalf: "Did you just use it for a magic trick in front of the whole Shire?" Bilbo: "Whoops!" Gandalf: "Whoopsie. So anyway, I'll need your nephew to carry it _all the way_ to Mount Doom." Frodo: "Wouldn't it be hard to get there?" Gandalf: "Actually, it'll be....

[@TaurielTheElf]

Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

[@JewlTonz]

LOL! That’s the BEST!

[@XX-sp3tt]

You do realize that solution has been torn to pieces again and again and again and again right?

[@HorriblePodcast]

- Bilbo's like "Ahh. This is the finest weed in the area." - Oh oh, it's like that, huh? - No, it's not like that. - Oh.

[@MissZeely]

I didn't get this joke,can someone explain please

[@umarabdaziz]

Me too

[@matthiaslangendorff4341]

@@MissZeely weed is another way of saying cannabis. The actual context is that its just middle earths version of tobacco.

[@factbeaglesarebest]

“It’s not like that” means it’s not pot/cannabis. In Tolkien’s work it’s just a tobacco product they smoke.

[@MissZeely]

@@factbeaglesarebest oh ok, Thank you 👍🏼

[@jimmyherman8820]

"Where did he fall?" "Into the sequel" I'm dying

[@micklethepickle5934]

“Oh and where does he fall?” “Into the sequel”😂

[@AlphaLuna]

I'm gonna be the nerd adjusting his glasses here, but The first stab against Frodo actually does a lot, curses him forever and gets worse over time. And it's part of the reason why he leaves at the end of the 3rd movie where only the elves can help him with that as he deserved better than an agonizing life. Aaaaanyway, great video Ryan ^^

[@whistlebird]

Another nerd adjusting her glasses here- and Frodo would have turned into a dark wraith like the Nazgul from that stab wound if he hadn't gotten treatment from the elves in time. He almost gave them the ring willingly but got saved just as he was literally losing himself.

[@mathijsraeven9120]

@@whistlebird hey another another nerd here, you can't literally lose yourself

[@toddabowden]

@@mathijsraeven9120 Eminem did

[@chibichibi51]

Thank you to all the nerds with glasses! I did not know this. I am now wiser.

[@isauldron4337]

And the wound hurts Even after it had healed