KNOWING YOUR COLOSSAL 60ft TALL PRETTY WIFE ISN'T REAL - Video Game Memes

[@BirdieSenpai]

My biggest disappointment for the Thousand Year Door remake is that Goombella just calls Ms. Mowz a shameless flirt now instead of calling her a cheap floozy like she did twenty years ago.

[@Inquisitor-Doi]

It's closer to the original Japanese translation.

[@BirdieSenpai]

@@Inquisitor-Doi I knoooooow, but cheap floozy was hilarious!

[@Inquisitor-Doi]

@@BirdieSenpai understood

[@UltimatePhantasm]

I mean that's basically the same thing, but...

[@deadfrogfoot]

and that the dossnt call out the 3 goombas that try and flirt with her at the start (being they dotn flit with her anymore)

[@wakeangel2001]

3:15 so Queen Marika is a reverse Rouge the bat situation, instead of her face being crotch height to you your face is crotch height to HER.

[@azrulamri570]

Wow, even better~😮😏

[@Guardsmen4]

best position

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

I love the idea of Bow being King Boo's daughter! It's so brilliant!

[@UltimatePhantasm]

it makes perfect sense

[@713thHellhound]

yeah agree

[@Superfan109]

Oh yeah 😏

[@Nyxstella572]

I once read a fanfic where this was true but that king boo was gender fluid and in love with Luigi

[@Pr0fessorUnkn0wn]

Funny headcanon

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"It doesn't matter if you play as a boy or a girl, someone will think you're gay." - Mongolian Proverb

[@chaosstripe9446]

I'm reminded of a similar ancient proverb: "As long as you're happy, you're gay"

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

@@chaosstripe9446 The fact that "gay" use to just mean happy makes that funnier.

[@diamondseraph9369]

​@@kaiseryuuki4098 Pretty sure thats the joke lol.

[@Necrikus]

"At least Ranni's real." Yes, the infamously tall Ranni "I sit on a stack of books on my throne" the Witch.

[@Leonidas1210vc]

in a body thats not my original

[@Sybaification]

The same Ranni who shoved her soul into a Puppet with four arms... and its presumed that her original body was burned at one of the towers

[@ButteryGoodnessINC]

See, I would take Priscilla, Yorshka, or Shanalot (DS2 Emerald Hearld)

[@Drayg0Fire]

@@ButteryGoodnessINC Priscilla 100% fluffy tail ftw

[@_Sage967_]

"me and Mario are just friends" "oh thank god, i thought id have to explain all these hickies" *tugs down shirt collar *

[@lukaskoda888]

Mario and Link NTR always confuses me because both those characters are swimming in women who would love to fluff them

[@Noperare]

3:40 TBF, in Brazil most consoles were cracked to play pirated games. I remember that up to the XBOX 360 era, most games were pirated here. Heck, most kids had a Playstation 2 but I never saw an original PS2 disk

[@colongo354]

Yeah, Brazilian here, it's exactly that

[@SpiderOver13]

I have an original - PS2 brick (or Tijolão) and a game too (LEGO Batman bought in Americanas). Proud of them, love them, still working.

[@LotusLandサターン]

3:44 "nothing bad ever happens in Brazil" *proceeds to write a 420 page essay about everything bad that happened in Brazil* To be fair, that's every country, really

[@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL]

Except the moon, nothing bad ever happens on the moon, yes I realize the moon isn't a country

[@Xeromm]

​@@4ardW0rKINGbarn1CAL Majora says otherwise. 😛

[@strawdeath263]

@@Xeromm And Eggman.

[@voidstrider801]

There is an old thread from reddit or 4chan where some guy from Brazil said that when he was a teenager he had done his business and accidentally got some stuff inside the disk tray of his new Sega dreamcast. Whang! has a video on it, shit was funny as hell. I assumed the post was a reference to that but I could be wrong but based on noble's reaction he may also know this particular cursed deep lore of the internet.

[@BlackFlash09]

"Mario and I are just friends." I don't even ship them and I feel Mario's internal pain.

[@Melostone]

That probably hurt more than any of the other things that Mario has been hit with

[@anzaca1]

2:16 I love this meme of showing a weird space in a house, and asking what people would use it for.

[@unclepaul1995]

Bowser: Peach, We need to talk. If You don’t date Mario, Mario will never save You. You can only Date anyone who Save You. These are Nintendo Rules.

[@DreamyAileen]

Why are you surprised Marika is tall, it's a Soulsborne game. Damn near _everyone_ is taller than the player

[@glauberglousger956]

I mean, she's not inhumanly tall, so...

[@pureheartspassionarts]

Getting to experience that Nagzz life.

[@i_am_jarvistm7220]

7:09 Noble... It was literally established that she's NINE FEET TALL, there's no getting around the fact that *that* being the case is KIND OF A GIVEN! 🤣

[@DSMCasual]

Alcina: “You too?” Queen Marika: “Yes.” Alcina: “And what about her?” (Point at the Colossal Waifu(Gunshad) Queen Marika: “She’s probably next too.” Alcina: “How nice.”

[@danielaverbuck5475]

who's gunshad?

[@DSMCasual]

@@danielaverbuck5475 11:45 Guy behind that Comic.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Giant waifus 😅

[@MarMonkey2606]

11:32 This is exactly why I love the transmogrification feature in Diablo 3 because you can have any armor that you want and have it look however you want the stats can be whatever they are you can have any sort of armor piece that you want and you could just make it fit your favorite set because that's just one of the magics that they have.

[@ichibanbento]

13:05 knowing Bowser offbrand.... big fat SHELL

[@loganshaw4527]

You going to say shell right mario?

[@ichibanbento]

@@loganshaw4527 ....yes shell right mario

[@michaeltalpas]

"She will dress like that, if I dress like this. Therefor, I am dressed like this." ~Cosplayer guy, probably

[@michaeltalpas]

No, no. Marika's real. She is. Let me have this. lol

[@ChrisTian-ed8ol]

I don't drink alcohol, but if I were Bowser I'd take Mario out for....fun, why not. Peach straight up eviscerated him.

[@Phoenixoflife56]

0:30 best optional partner? She’s the only optional partner

[@jonmcknight18]

Exactly it's not exactly hard to beat the competition if the is any.

[@jamesproctor4568]

​@@jonmcknight18And yet Mowz still manages to nearly lose the competition outside of the casaul audience in the original game.

[@thatdarnseel7052]

He means the series most likely

[@7Marx7]

There is Dashel in Super Paper Mario if you want to count the Pixls.

[@psymar]

​@@7Marx7and piccolo

[@Machin3Jamm3r]

Crossbreed Pricilla is real, with her bare feet, and fluffy tail.

[@pandie_cube]

8:27 I love this headcanon as well, it's both funny and adorable 💖

[@WEKM]

"You know, I'm something of a gamer myself."

[@Jabamski]

7:59 - Gigahill - Now that’s an improvement to the travesty that recently happened!

[@duckerdoo]

13:03 Peach found out about my addiction to power rush badges.

[@Noperare]

1:19 most in-character response he could ever say

[@charlesatanasio]

3:50 Commies are trying to take over brazil.

[@UltimatePhantasm]

because of course they fucking are god sometimes I really hate humanity

[@danteallstar826]

For that armor not matching but have good stats, I felt that so hard in Destiny 2!

[@SelecaoOfMidas]

Now that transmog is a thing, it's not so bad.

[@anonymoususer188]

The optional characters are always the best characters in RPGs. For example, in Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood (the most underrated Sonic game of all time), both Cream and Omega are optional characters. Cream is a support caster with abilities so powerful, she breaks the game, and Omega has an insane damage output.

[@Damoen-rp7dp]

I agree

[@anshaar.]

7:25 thank you for that generous camera angle and pose. 😊

[@alvaroperez2349]

0:07 if Thousand-Year Door was Abridged.

[@Xeromm]

Maybe someone is working on it with the remake.

[@Duckofthedragon]

3:20 death by snu snu.

[@Liam-xz4ki]

😂😂

[@BaxterBlack-k5j]

I look forward to this daily! Thanks, Noble!

[@Ilovesharkstoomuch]

3:42 (piracy joke)

[@Masamune-XIII]

4:00 My curiosity got the best of me & had to see what this was referencing... 3 seconds later I regretted that decision. 😃

[@Jokearound..]

Now I’m curious, please tell me

[@TheMaskOfZack]

If we’re pronouncing 9S as ‘Nines’, I’m going to start pronouncing 2B as ‘Toob’.

[@WEKM]

Toob. 😎

[@JoelTheParrot]

12:43 she is a shadow and flurrie is a wind spirit. not far-removed from ghosts

[@baeber]

queen marika might be big but she can be toppled

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Now I'm not as short as the Tarnished... but (Daffy Duck playing in my head)... mother. We must decide gentlemen, mother of mothers, or blue skinned many arms witch lady that you marry.

[@An_Average_Visitor]

3:10 even some female tarnished do the same with radagon

[@unironicallydel7527]

Here we see Mario getting all these women to flirt with him, only for him To be simping for a princess that canonically doesn't like him like that as seen in Super Mario Odyssey where she rejects both Mario and Bowser. Mario deserves better.

[@UncoolForYou]

I have only played up to Mario 64 so I don't really have any say in this. But I remember watching my nephew play Odyssey and seeing that. I thought to myself why is he trying so hard she doesn't care about him. Dude needs to get out of them pipes and find a new profession or go back to jumping barrels.

[@Mr-Green0]

10:02 What the hell is this guy's problem? 10:07 Hey, fuck you, Needlenose! Don't interrupt my time with Mitsuru.

[@redxd7108]

Man I miss Dark Souls 1 so much

[@BRS_Stella]

12:14 you forgot 1 tall dark souls woman that is REAL Pricilla

[@arridueldes9843]

TRUE

[@Mr-Green0]

7:31 So the whole thing was a crazy Yakuza moment?

[@spikers6669]

11:42 lol not me in monster hunter where I have a female charecter with so many different armor pieces/trinkets and a greatsword is even different.

[@Nekosage]

7:20 - 7:42 - Talk about insane.

[@daisyjoy242]

3:46 _what happened to that Dreamcast_

[@mjdragon12]

Search for "Leonam's Journey"... if you REALLY want to know

[@togeluga_the_cat]

you wanna know? you will sorely regret it probably

[@DJMKFULLER]

​Why yes,​@@togeluga_the_cat, I do want to know.

[@colongo354]

He was modified to play pirate games, this is very common here in Brasil

[@BradStarnes]

Ah, Skies of Arcadia. I remember several years back now wandering into a GameStop and finding a copy of the Gamecube Version long after I no longer had a Dreamcast. Sadly it wasn't in it's original case, no booklet, but I was like the hell with it. It's Skies of Arcadia. Go back a couple months later (I had been other times in the interim but those aren't important) and the dude that was there when I bought it remembered me and just looks at me. "Oh, hey, you bought that copy of Skies of Arcadia a while back. So, we had someone bring in another cube version with the book and the case." I didn't really know where it was going and he just takes it out of a drawer, puts the disc in one of the store cases, and just hands me the original case and book. Absolute win.

[@Banjadu]

Today I learned I'm taller than Tarnished

[@deadlishaoran]

"Have you ever heard of Silent Hill?" Well, how can I hear about it since it's SILENT?

[@President_Starscream]

Thanks Whang! I wish I didn't know that Dreamcast story.

[@beancandev7818]

I don’t and I need to know

[@nightshadow9683]

noble playing playing games with his son. doin doin doin doin your mom

[@WEKM]

5:25 Sadly, my son destroys me in computer games regularly. But, to be fair, I wreck his world in table top and boardgames. Yes. I'm an old school boomer type. 😞

[@marcelbyrd7745]

And this is why I always wait to see a person's face and neck to make sure that they're female before I say anything otherwise you get caught in this situation and he didn't say pause or no Diddy💯🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:39

[@viruspedro1295]

3:43 Nothing ever haped in brasil! The most gigantic rain brasil ever seen:

[@leandrocerqueira6653]

So you don't remember the boy who accidentally ejaculate on the Dreamcast driver lens. (What a waste of a good Dreamcast)

[@derekstein6193]

1:50 Team Fortress turret.

[@catluvr2]

That Mario as seen by everyone else in the game... I think I have a new video game crush.

[@thargs9184]

13:07 mario is definitly thinking that the next time he kidnap her, bowser can have her.. XD

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

The npc mario looks pretty cool

[@ZangetsuGetsuga7]

3:50 BRAZIL MENTIONED

[@Hurtle885hu8bu]

Calling yourself a massive gamer when we all know you’re a short gamer lol

[@NathanielPiscian]

Knight: I begth thy pardon

[@Dharengo]

"One of the best optional partners" She's the _only_ optional partner...

[@zachtwilightwindwaker596]

0:28 One of the best optional partners? She's the only one. I use her to steal badges from enemies but I didn't have to do it this time because I got the badges I want before then. 6:54 I knew where that joke was going. 7:21 Pool in anime. 7:32 That pool ball took a while to reach him. How did the ball land on that other guy? Did it bounce back? Noble isn't done with TTYD yet? I have a job and I still got done before he did. Does he really lack free time? Me and my dad played Persona. We're both over 20. Well you're already nude in Baldur's Gate 3 so an erections mod isn't that surprising. I don't recall Peach kissing Mario.

[@DenethorDurrandir]

The miss mouse thing reminds me of that Batman hiding skit.

[@crafterofdoom]

she wouldnt have opened that page if she didnt want that mod

[@yancostamoreira2264]

As Brazilian i Can explain the meme of Dreamcast and that is all disks of the games here is pirated since The original ones in that time was Very expensive

[@giraffedragon6110]

Mario in TTYD gets rizz. seriously, most NPC's haven't heard of him. He gets smooched like 6-7 times. Goombella in prologue Mowz in Chapter 1,2,3, and her side quest Flurrie in Chapter 2 Vivian in Chapter 4 The toad waitress on the Excess Express gives you air smooches in dialogue after (I think) you return her seashell earrings. Lala the boo from West side Rogueport during her side quest THE MAN PIPES!

[@Mr-Green0]

8:30 So now the daughter of King Boo likes Mario?

[@daisyjoy242]

BG3 mods can be wild sometimes

[@_fire_fox_1152]

Saying 🥚 even though someone else already said it. And not caring 😂

[@roland898]

4:53 bro is gonna kill something just to fix his controller 😭😭

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Those Mario 64 edits were based af and love the elden ring memes

[@koro7921]

1:50 install galvanized square steel and eco-friendly wood veneer

[@si-ue1gm]

The scream blyaaaaaaaaaaa is :Fuuuuckiiiiiiiiing

[@Burentsu]

Speaking of Skies of Arcadia there is new game inspired by it called Sky Oceans.

[@UltimateThanos]

12:23 Oh my God, he looks like Ernest Borgnine!!!

[@XtreemAlan]

9:40 the extra funny part is that before this Raiden was shot by a *fireball*

[@neosphere9248]

So I put the Malenia arm on one side and the Rauru's arm on the other... Soon I shall be the ultimate fantasy cyborg and no-one can stop me!

[@marcusbullock2753]

That Collossal wife isn’t your wife. It’s the Collossal Titans wife! And why he kicked the walls down in the first place.

[@anonymoususer188]

6:35 Who's going to tell him? I guess I will. That's not Steve. That's Herobrine. As for how he did that. Well, he does what he wants with no regard for silly things like the laws of reality.

[@Mr-Green0]

2:52 Wait, so did the zombie tore her arm off to throw it?

[@Talonflame369_rus]

0:54 Призван один русский, ждём ещё пару тысяч...

[@user-pustish24]

то как пингвин произнёс своё "БЛЯЯЯЯЯЯЯ" войдёт в историю (наверное)

[@-.-K._.]

3:25 The ideal lvl

[@LowLevelWarrior]

5:03 _I'M_ winning, son.

[@etiaanvanzyl5921]

6:37 channel name notsafe

[@matty4z]

4:17 nah man in Phantas Sar omline 2 - NGS my 3 playable characters are Deadpool , Sarscream (G1 transformer) , and Lil from well... here. they make for some really fun storyline cut scenes lol XD

[@AricShadowDragon]

Ah poor poor Mario XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@ZeroFighter]

10:38 You can set your site preferences to hide 18+ mods from results, including just generally being displayed. If you genuinely weren't interested in seeing 18+ content on Nexus, it would not appear. The person in the video actively chose to leave 18+ mods visible. She's fine with them.

[@seranonimo6770]

3:44 Melhor do mundo🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@nikolajsteffensen6578]

actually Marika is real. Her and Radagon are two seperate people. one soul sharing two bodies i believe it was explained thus why despite eventually merging into one body that swaps between marika and radagon they could still act in opposition with each other to some degree.

[@lovexdeath1636]

9:30 actually maybe that’s why king boo traps mario in the painting he may not like luigi but he loves his daughter so maybe he wanted to give it to her as a gift to uh hmhm do her business

[@soelo592]

Wait, what is the size of Malenia’s prosthetic arm? No, I am not going to use it for devious things. I just want to know and I really can’t own one.

[@giovannamoretti4001]

10:00 this made me crack up so early in the morning 😂

[@KingSean-il6kg]

Isn't that Radagon is Marika or something like that because between the two, Marika is more real than Radagon, and because of that, when we beat him and the final boss, we become Maika's consort to the throne

[@ben-ablejustrandy83]

Buying the life size replica of Malenia's arm would take up a lot of space since isn't she suppose to be around 240cm tall

[@zorggn]

2:10 probably has something to do with that (unofficial) sm64 maker coming out not too long ago

[@lasarith2]

Over 1.6 years- 375th , time asking if he could show us the figures in the display cases behind him.

[@takenname8053]

Paper Mario be the rizzler fr fr

[@McBehrer]

0:32 she is the ONLY optional partner, so yeah, by default, she is "one of the best" optional partners. As far as partners in general? She's like the worst one