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[@daisyjoy242]

The Gardevoir plush will haunt Pokémon Center for many reasons

[@TheNovaWind]

Hope there’s no return policy

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Whaat? I do not get it, is this supposed to be a joke?

[@IbarakiPlays]

The stories that employees will have of how "Not a single child bought one"

[@toumabyakuya]

@@turkoositerapsidi Read Banette's various Dex entries.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

@ But do you mean that some group of children bought two?

[@ThwillArtz]

Artist of the thumbnail. It's been an honor having my content featured on your channel twice already. I've only been made aware of it since a friend of mine watching your content, we've lost our minds over it both time. Here's to being spicy enough to make it here a third time >:) Thanks for the description credit too!

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Spicy, you are going to feature figy berries?

[@TheWolle96]

11:04 "Hyperrealistic Machamp" my man, that's just a Machamp recreated in the Videogame Spore.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Spore machamp yeah.

[@CosmicPlatonix]

A large part of why it feels wrong is because the creator gave it Goro arms instead of Machamp arms. I'm not super-familiar with the Spore creature designer, so I don't know if maybe proper Machamp arms aren't possible in that game.

[@reeseolsen4052]

@@CosmicPlatonix It's fully possible so long as they are still close enough to the body that the creator doesn't remove them. Would also require the person to care about whether its accurate Machamp vs others arm placement instead of just simply recreating the basic image of it in-game.

[@BirdieSenpai]

Back in '01, I ran into a bug in which, even after I had my Haunter use Mean Look, Entei fled. MEAN LOOK LITERALLY HAS THE SOLE EFFECT OF KEEPING THE OPPOSING POKÉMON FROM BEING ABLE TO LEAVE.

[@Animebryan2]

Are you sure he actually fled and didn't use Roar?

[@BirdieSenpai]

@Animebryan2 "Wild Entei fled!" was what I read.

[@kristophesiem5336]

Did Haunter move first? Cause if the legendary beasts are faster than your mon, they'll flee before you have the chance to even move

[@BirdieSenpai]

@kristophesiem5336 Haunter had higher speed, yes.

[@shinjivgc]

In Gen 2, some Pokémon had the ability to flee, even without moves like Roar. The Legendary Beasts (Entei, Raikou and Suicune) are three of these Pokémon, what Mean Look does, at least in the code, is it prevents Pokémon from fleeing via Roar and moves like it, so the opponent randomly fleeing in the middle of the battle is not accounted for in that move. It's stupid and dumb and is why some shiny hunters carry master balls when hunting these pokemon shiny. Hope this helps

[@TeKett]

That Gardevoir plush looks so wonky, like what i expect getting ripped off by a third party would look like

[@masterfrogfortnite1342]

the plush during night kind of looks like esdeath smile moment from akame ga kill

[@Tyler-q3k]

Still kinda want it though, ngl.

[@rockinggamerdude]

Someone is going to make modifications to that life-size plush

[@turkoositerapsidi]

Maybe its just a protopype yet tho, I do not know this video the first time I heard about this product. Quite funny actually I was thinking it would be nice if I had a real size plush toy / plushie (or whatever its in Galarian) of one of my favourite pokémon species, its not gardevoir tho even if I think gardevoir is a nice pokémon species.

[@RikkuEcRud]

Looks pretty on-model to me. Are you sure you haven't normalized the gooner depictions of Gardevoir in your head?

[@brentramsten249]

11:23 "save you? i prefer the phrase, 'under new management'"

[@nathanjimenez2640]

12:05 iconic wildcat moment back then

[@Veltri_J]

I know. Never expected to see a Vanoss crew meme here.

[@Ghost_tudy]

This the second time i saw a clips about vanoss crew on this channel

[@Lifebloodangel]

“We suffered too long”

[@shadowfenik9399]

That audio pops up every year or so. Tyler really turned that into a famous audio

[@a_random_lizard]

Rasicm lore:

[@mysticmind4563]

12:04 Oh man, the Vanoss crew with one of Wildcat's famous bits. Also I'm sure Saltyxodium is having a field day with the release of that plush.

[@kaikraus3348]

that wooper clip with the vanosscrew audio is so good.

[@josephoneill3532]

Ah a fellow banana bus member how are yea

[@timthegatekeeper9677]

I just wanted to share that yesterday i saved a Eevee plush from getting crushed by a trash compactor.

[@t.kersten7695]

a true hero!

[@cheshiremadness868]

10:52 Oh, you know they made that out of the game spores honestly, probably the most terrifying creation I’ve seen in a while from that game though

[@mattjones2887]

As a man of true culture I'm waiting for the life-sized alpha gardevoir.

[@Surkk2960]

Normal or Shiny?

[@GalaxiaKnightX]

@@Surkk2960 Yes

[@faereman]

@@Surkk2960 It'll be shiny eventually

[@fish_tails5557]

​@@faereman After he is done with it.💀

[@mudpie6927]

That Gardevoir with the English accent man is so freaking cute

[@turkoositerapsidi]

That was a galarian gardevoir obviously.

[@deathbysleeping]

search for "Gardevoir stuck in AI" for original video short

[@GreyAcumen]

Noble's reaction is fucking gold though. 100% adorbs, but I still had the same reaction.

[@liladoodle]

12:04 A Vanoss crew reference in 2025? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@Nekosage]

9:46 - Neat. I wonder if they'll make a life-size plush of Primarina. 13:04 - 13:06 - Rawr indeed, Moco-chan.

[@SakuraAvalon]

I honestly like that 'realistic' Gardevoir.

[@skrion4046]

8:53 Super well done. 9:23 I want it. I will save money to get it once I can. 10:51 Never thought I'd see someone make pokemon in Spore.

[@TheDendran]

Ashley: "Ahhh yes... Me, my boyfriend.... ....and his $500 Mudkip plushie"

[@t.kersten7695]

"Aaah yes, me, my Mudkip-plushie... and that random dude over there trying to cuddle with my plushie"

[@dracometeor9563]

Why does he keep calling clodsire mudkip. They aren't even the same color. And if he was trying to use the pre evolution that would be wooper. Mudkip is a hoen starter

[@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007]

That “realistic machamp” is from spore which is a story survival evolution game where you make a creature and add different new things to make it better at surviving

[@IBW_3000]

That plush is gonna have so many third party mods

[@turkoositerapsidi]

What does this mean? How?

[@mrmason23]

​@@turkoositerapsidi Modifications

[@thelazygamer8194]

if you know you know

[@turkoositerapsidi]

@@mrmason23 Oh I see. Thanks! I hope those will be helpful.

[@Nolan1333]

Noble makes it a donation goal for the garde plush and gets it immediately lmao

[@redxd7108]

We're getting Gardegirls before Cat girls IRL 😱

[@montyeggman3075]

Why did TPC make a life-size Gardevoir plush? Because they know their audience too well.

[@Surkk2960]

TPC likes money and they know how to make the line go up.

[@EvilEye0]

A worse question is: how many people are going to buy it, along with a sewing kit, and a cylinder shaped chunk of silicone? Because you know someone will.

[@juanjotur114]

Inma buy it. One day

[@NaisanSama]

Oh nahh

[@QwixLF]

The better fact is that they revealed it just around the corner from Valentine's day. This is laser targeted marketing.

[@t.kersten7695]

"Ovr here we can see a man who calls himself Noble of Lost Pause. He is part of the Legendary 1.000 - the 1.000 only people in the entire world who still keep the Pokemon Franchise alive and thriving. Each and every single one of them invests per year approximatly the GDP of a small caribbean island nation into the franchise."

[@deadsmileee3187]

The Gardevoir plushie might by one of the worst mistakes ever since you know what people are boutta do.

[@SakuraAvalon]

Worst mistake to the bank for the Pokemon company.

[@turkoositerapsidi]

How? Isn't gardevoirs quite nice pokémon friends so people like the plush toy will be bought even if its so wexpensive. Many people likes gardevoirs.

[@deadsmileee3187]

@@turkoositerapsidi Yes, they like Gardevoirs. But im saying they like Gardevoir a little too much.

[@t.kersten7695]

it´s just a plushie, not a blow up doll!

[@deadsmileee3187]

@@t.kersten7695 The internet always finds a way...

[@jonathanbradley6709]

9:36 Gardevoir.exe. Kind of.

[@brandonmiller-bv3uz]

9:30 dang thats really giving the tails doll vibes

[@yurakramchaninov2228]

Yeah

[@02brother]

who's that pokemon me, screaming : IT'S KYOGRE it's xatu me : FUUUUCCKKK....

[@skycastrum5803]

Yup... Moment “thank you for saving me” popped up, knew exactly where that was going.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

5:19 I love how one of them is in a tree trunk and another one is on the ground in Family Guy position!

[@evilmandrake]

Just an added layer to the Dachsbun meme- Dachshunds are infamous for their side eye when you do something weird.

[@dragonbrohter]

good to see a vanoss gaming clip in a pokemon meme format 12:06

[@ARC-RED]

In the animation where the girl is talking about Typhlosion and the Hypno saves her she doesn't look like she's a kid so I think she's fine😊

[@TheRedarm75]

To think I drew Glaceon shattering based off that one gif of a cat png shattering the silly ideas are always the ones that become bangers heheh

[@Soundwave26]

12:15 love the vanoss crew 😂😂😂😂

[@sirclayton3530]

7:14 The Pokémon Anime Unova region would have been so much better with Hilda as Ash's travel companion.

[@xavierjohnson2321]

3:06 Looks like meowth found another one to make disappear

[@vustvaleo8068]

grown adults fighting over Pokemon cards, Pokemon has become the new Lego.

[@faereman]

You should look up "Exodia riot of 1999". Card collectors have always been... passionate to say the least 😅

[@coolguy5133]

9:04: SMASH! 9:32: SMASH! If they make an ALPHA sized Gardevoir plushie, even more of a SMASH!

[@Horoks-C34]

10:20 guys, we're gonna do this. I believe in ya brothers!

[@Nzargnalphabet]

11:04 spore is so great man

[@jk0273]

Yes absolutely 👍

[@SoHBetaSword]

The Website of an "Evil Lizard" is gonna have a field day with the Plush.

[@lordgenerias]

If I had 320 bucks, I'd get a Gardevoir plush. It'd help me fall asleep, having something to cuddle with.

[@Glacial_floofs]

same. it'll probably be a tad more expensive where I am. we'll see come next payday

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

Same my sister got my sister one of those sleeping Eevee plushies it just arrived today

[@Dope-Bomb]

The big Dorito war between the vanoss crew caused one of the greatest example of memes

[@nenon_night]

11:36 Pokemon fr/lg begs to differ

[@gavtro2]

Machamp made in SPOOR Nobel: A hyper realistic Machamp. REALISTIC.... SPOOR...

[@RandomNickCanada]

Furfrou was litterally from Kalos... and Legends Z'a is coming out this year...

[@ShayTheValiant]

Furfrou was even in the reveal trailer, lol

[@redxd7108]

Dw about it

[@stephenadams8712]

8:27 just so long as you only use the registeel emoji not it's pose like Elon musk

[@ShayTheValiant]

*_*sigh*_* How long will it take until the Gardevoir plushies are sold out, if they aren't already?

[@AimanCool440]

Gardevoir plush night is gonna kill you. You died.

[@happygoth5041]

Legends Arceus release day was such a wild day for me. Had twins, nearly died, binge watched Arceus playthroughs while recovering in the hospital. Coffee was surprisingly good

[@daikoru2511]

Early to a Lost Pause video. Great to be here.

[@usagipoutine]

3:20 Does that mean that pokemon confirmed that a human Zygard would wear a tie and a top hat?

[@Caleb0102]

bruh, the garbador actually does look like the player, the dual buns and everything

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Those roaming legendaries back in the day, oof. It sucks even more when it's shiny and flees.

[@wraith_2309]

Those are really cursed pokemon DEAR GOD-

[@Th33M4rksman]

No!

[@patrickoverstreet2372]

the worst part about that gardevoir plush is you know for a fact someone is going to buy it just to fuck it

[@parkersmith8711]

what do you mean? That would be the reason to buy it.

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

I mean it's their property at that point so they can do what they want with it so it's best to just not think about it

[@prussianpolydactyl836]

"There's no laws against the plushie, Batman."

[@vonakakkola]

that's the reason on why i'm waiting for a Kirlia plush

[@THGMR-ox7sd]

Of course the inappropriate weirdo can afford it but people like me can’t.

[@gamerbro6669]

3:31 I think he forgot about the Legends ZA trailer... Edit: He has acknowledged Legends ZA, but he forgot about the Furfrou from the trailer.

[@Shinyprofjareth]

Yep

[@threeworldheroes]

If they ever do a life sized loppunny, i'd love too see a troll message in it's in-between, like " what were you expecting" or "family unfriendly moment"

[@johnbarney8748]

8:42 not having a good TIME

[@painof7]

Bruh the whoopers be spitting straight facts tho

[@Charley-ju6yg]

People are gonna be doing unspeakable things to those gardevoir plushes. Now where can I get one? If I had the money

[@ralphcaluag2403]

I wish Noble would collab sometimes with the Vanoss Crew.

[@noctalenoctali2838]

9:50 sad it's not on the france store cause.... i would definitly buy that gardevoir plushie 👀 And.... if it cum to live at night like the toy story i woudn't say no to let it wander and live all day and night

[@nils3939]

@10:26 Time for Noble to become... the Eeveetuber!

[@KyleJinDenver]

9:14 Damn, Gardevoir is one of my top fav pokemon (top 3 favs tbh) ever since I started playing pokemon way back when Gen3 dropped. I would love to see a Pokemon series like that

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

Simple solution to the Pokémon card problem: armed security guards posted throughout the store with a strictly enforced one per person (or better yet, one per family) rule

[@scp2539]

11:00 that's from the game spore.

[@ravenfelter3055]

Gardevoir Plush: Exist* Me: I don't need it, I don't need it, I definitely don't need it... I NEED IT!

[@darknessscythe1]

Nope Nobel. ZA has been confirmed for Switch 1.

[@bakkyarou]

3:15 Nagzz shuddered and has no idea why.

[@Acejak1234]

first grizzy and then the main Vanoss crew members. people I'm subbed to really get around with each other lol

[@sittingstill3578]

The beagle in that meme has its front paws at that odd angle because it needs its nails trimmed. Looks like it was getting groomed too so those annoying nails will be brought down to a manageable length before it knows it.

[@undynlicia7554]

0:39 the fact I actually got that one

[@danviferahr1426]

Weirdly same

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

"Glory to all pokemon that prevent lemon parties!" - Mongolian Proverb

[@nullpoint3346]

11:00 Ah, how I miss you my beloved Spore.

[@CrazyClownPrince]

I bet noble will have a gardevoir behind him with the eevee couch soon

[@jerromynolting1139]

12:03 is that a vanoss skit mixed with pokemon? wow i feel really really old. thanks by the way that skit is over 10 years old an still being reused.

[@johnwebber7123]

OMG I actually guessed Xatu on the poke guess segment at the beginning of the video because of the tail

[@backyardr.c.6280]

Imagine a museum of life sized Pokemon.

[@syrenet]

1:41 You gotta wash you vaporeon after use, or to the white color sticks to it.

[@the_swordman1]

A toy story version of the gardevoir plush.... be aware that it might make a black hole at night to "protect" it's trainer from harm. Considering the superstition that plushies protects their owner at night....

[@luninja75]

3:31 man been living under a rock

[@Snakedude4life]

In terms of Pokémon that are very edible: Swinub is up there. 🎩 🐍 no step on snek🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@CamKoudo]

10:11 I too have now made said purchase 😂

[@MrShinoTheBugman]

I forget what all potato themed names do you have for the various eevees. base: Potato Flareon: baked potato Vaporeon: Vodka Jolteon: Fries rest ? If we don't have em yet may I suggest Espeon: Potato eyes or just Eyes Umbreon: Tuber (cause still in the dark ground) Leafeon: Potato Salad Glaceon: Crisp (For your British fans.) Sylveon: Sweet Potato

[@Sinashira]

We need Gardevoir plush in the background of all future videos!

[@secoreymcfarquhar9551]

7:33 It feels like it just came out yesterday. Oh my God

[@andrewwatts1997]

8:56 WOULD, damn that's good stuf NGL.

[@AricShadowDragon]

3 years old...man time flies ...Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble

[@Xelxa93]

anyone else thought the swinub dessert looked a bit like a jelly filled donut

[@akirabaes]

0:08 I guessed Xatu! The beak and the tail end are the hints. The rest was bullshit.

[@ethanh8783]

12:03 yo it the Vanoss Crew!

[@wovercomet9412]

Gardevoir Plush exists. Me: I have a bad feeling about this...

[@Cosmosdestructor]

10:53 is that Machamp in Spore?

[@Sam-k1u7n]

It's a dryer noble it's a dryer 😨

[@projectarduino2295]

All hell breaks loose when life size Delphox, Lucario, and Meowscarada plushies are released.

[@Blood-PawWerewolf]

There is already a life size lucario plush.

[@derekstein6193]

Life-size clodsire is the true goal.

[@marcelbyrd7745]

She ran from a beginner graper to a professional graper and she was never seen again💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣11:09

[@SamTheGumMan117]

The person with the guess that Pokémon animation is wylin and life size Gardevoir oh shiz the game has completely changed