Louis CK on O&A - Anthony's Childhood Stories

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[@pessimistprime4877]

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[@white6delta]

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[@pessimistprime4877]

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[@pessimistprime4877]

@@billybatts9491 thanks man. I'm using a an ad blocker now so fuck'm.

[@jimmybrito3311]

Anthony's life from 5 years old to 15 would be a lifetime original movie, Anthony's life since then would be on Spike TV

[@SmoteMyRuin]

Specifically "To Catch a Predator"

[@jimmyrustler8983]

​Imagine Hansens face when he'd eventually recognize him.

[@alexhayward1425]

Jim and ant dissecting and talking about ant's abuse is genuinely some of the best radio they've ever done. Just two guys having an insanely candid and insightful look into abuse while simultaneously laughing at and making fun of the absurdity of doing any of the to a child is amazing shit.

[@curtisesters1297]

Anthony's Gollum inner monologue genuinely made me fuckin laugh "But you never ate." LMAO

[@AbtinX]

As an Iranian immigrant leaving Iran and Iraq war Tehran I thought I had a messed up childhood. Jesus Christ Anthony this is serial killer stuff

[@Living_Legend85]

Lol

[@sleazyp.martini1545]

Hope you’re one of the Iranians who believe in deodorant

[@alkohallick2901]

Is it necessary taking God's name in vain??

[@bryanmckinney9824]

Anthony Groomia has his issues... Trust me

[@nikscott6644]

Lmao 👌

[@TerryHenson]

Damn...Opie actually had me laughing when he was talking about his mom. He finally let down his guard and was funny.

[@mattyboyanderson]

Why can't we have the "MY MOMMY'S BROKEN" Opie back??

[@kegadolll]

When he's relaxed, not moody, and has a chance to participate in the funny, he has moments. I wish he was always that Opie.

[@somethingorother3742]

no he wasn't

[@paulfroelich1024]

@@kegadolll Yeah I agree.

[@kylemcgill2966]

Nope! The Opie hate continues! His mom was fine and he made that shit up to "fit" in. Ant said it later after the breakup and so did his brother. Just like when he said he was "poor". Really sad.

[@WaldoCarmen]

Opie says his mom had to feed "5 kids" then "6 kids" then "7 to 10 kids"... I'm only halfway done tho, we'll see if we hit a dozen

[@Dthesun]

opie once had to take his lunch in a cement bag to school

[@drummerdoingstuff5020]

Aka yambag

[@adamlane6453]

@@drummerdoingstuff5020 Cement bags are also known as yam bags?!? I am confused. I imagine everyone else reading is. Can you please clarify?

[@antoninotrujillo2505]

@@adamlane6453 it was praised

[@timothyobrien9490]

Opie talks about how he struggled, but at 1:40:00 he talkas about throwing his home lunch away and buying a school one. If I threw my lunch out, I wouldn't be eating until I got home. Fucking poser

[@InnerDness]

"A baggage carousel worth of baggage" - Anthony Cumia, wordsmith

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Master of prose

[@GorbyP]

That's actually not very clever, it's uses the word baggage twice, no good

[@GorbyP]

@Dope Af literal Dope Af

[@odditt9159]

22:22 first time I heard Opie get a big laugh in a room full of comedians!

[@forevergreyJV]

I thought the same thing, he was actually really funny and fun to listen to here. Jimmy did say in a video Opie was a different person when he wasn’t trying to be funnier than everyone. Too bad he wasn’t like that all the time, they’d still have an unbeatable show today

[@frankiesabba]

It really was a killer line, surprised everyone

[@gspendlove]

1:00:34 Opie and Anthony were practically a real comedy duo right there. For just a second, we caught a glimpse of how things could've been if only things had gone differently. Spilt milk.

[@braidenbianco]

Things aren’t that simple and easy

[@alZiiHardstylez]

"My Mommy was broken!" might be the funniest addition Opie has made.

[@ballpeenbaby]

Was it?

[@elizabethlongail4781]

I’m chewing a whole pack of gum at once while listening to this

[@prestonbrooks7418]

Elizabeth Longail hell yea bro

[@dr.fukmabussey2250]

You should’ve talked like Vos the whole time.

[@csquared4538]

@@prestonbrooks7418 I hope you were just saying "hell yea bro" to chewing a whole pack of gum at once. Because that's funny.

[@chinojosa4563]

Enjoy that aspartame.

[@The_Lag_Monster]

DUUUUUUDE you gotta enjoy your gum one stick at a time or you'll wish you had a stick later duuuuuude. (B. Kelly)

[@christianbuckett2724]

22:43 “will mom ever catch that fly” 😂😂

[@vinniem6555]

I remember doing the exact same thing, just running into the street without looking and getting in trouble. It was because people were constantly telling me to look both ways, and I was just finding an arbitrary way to rebel. Just funny because I remember my motivations so clearly.

[@Talisman09]

That's very irresponsible, you could have lightly damaged a modestly priced car you mischievous little scamp

[@anthonyfoster2190]

Opie- ‘yeah, growing up poor sucks, I had a poor childhood, we were poor.’ Also opie -“my grandma had a beach house, in the end it was alright.” He reminds me of the kid In school that would lie to fit in.

[@NotJohnSwartzwelder]

If you actually listen to the show you would know that he says that his grandma was rich but she treated his mom like shit and was extremely emotionally abusive/manipulative. So they hardly ever went to see his grandma, and his grandma never helped them financially with anything. His dad worked hard but his mom couldn't work because she was a crazy person. So basically they lived on a single income with quite a few kids. Opie lies about some shit, but this isn't one of the things.

[@stizacraack9693]

Most kids lie to fit in tbh

[@michellec765]

But but but...thin bread!

[@charlespeterwatson9051]

14:53 Then Dennis Falcone proved Opie wrong

[@LoneWoff]

False advertising on this one; CK's only in the first segment. The rest is repeated stories . I started fast forwarding after CK and still managed to land on the ice cream sandwich story four different times.

[@MJAce85]

Stan Malone I always fast forward past Louie CKs anti spanking bullshit. He’s such a flaming liberal sometimes

[@Talisman09]

@@MJAce85 lol ..looking for approval like a typical beaten child

[@Shortipop]

He tells the same story but adds more each time

[@Shortipop]

@@MJAce85 oh i didn't realize beating the fuck out of children was a conservative thing. good to know.

[@MJAce85]

Dani Kassander you can use corporal discipline without beating the fuck out of anyone.

[@michaelstanley9143]

"British Greeting" - Norton hilarious!

[@tylerhowie1304]

Opie's joke "there aren't four syllables in 'the'!" was actually pretty funny

[@Coconutscott]

This is the best O&A compilation.

[@johnforeman634]

Opie had a line that I actually laughed at! The trucker who found the kid in the freezer. Opies take that it turned him into a serial killer “now I have to go help all the children, they need to be cold”. Good one Ope.

[@richarddutton1981]

"will mom ever catch that fly?" Voss rules

[@lindboknifeandtool]

19:50 opie you’re not included here. I love when he does this. “I’m like you funny people!”

[@vadermonkey55]

When opie says "lucky Louie on dvd" after Jim's joke I cringe so fucking hard

[@Living_Legend85]

I can relate to these fuck up child stories, that’s what makes this series of clips so dang funny

[@zacharykaiser5910]

Opie tells stories about how innocent he was growing up and also stories about how he worked for the mob or ran a sports betting ring for a teacher in high school.

[@jingchan100]

He said he was the pizza boy for “the mob”, not quite godfather material. Also running a betting gig is just capitalism, even if it’s legally wrong at school.

[@citypopFM]

I don't think Opie framed his mob ties like he has a Goodfellas origin story lol. He grew up on Long Island and the mob was a lot more prevalent back then, especially if you're just running menial errands for neighborhood guys with mob ties. Opie just makes it sound more interesting than it is.

[@Glued789]

6:43 Opie classic

[@isummer9140]

Glued789 he is void of comedy and comedic thought

[@Squirrel9777]

Opie bounced on his finger.

[@markferguson3745]

"Albany on the West Coast". A harsh indictment.I tried to find something positive to say about the NYS supposed capital, and there are many other comparable dead cities throughout New England ,to Baltimore, over to the black hole Mid West, but considering the taxes and dogsh*t weather, - it only exists to escape .

[@matthewbarry1746]

I wasn't lauging or enjoying this until Opie started hitting buttons. Great job, zilch.

[@braidenbianco]

Perfectly put my friend

[@ojectivelysubjetive]

Now that's where 50 cent got the term " Get the strap"...Also, as a social worker, Louis CK totally gets how to discipline your child using positive reinforcement and that's just awesome

[@dr.fukmabussey2250]

“Get the strap” means to retrieve your firearm, sir.

[@biglicker4473]

vedderisbetter29 😂 not at all

[@imrippingthefuckingheadoff]

@Magnus Fullauto yeah cause that neeeever existed before.....

[@imrippingthefuckingheadoff]

@Magnus Fullauto we've seen results of the psycho hitting your kid bullshit for years

[@zacharykaiser5910]

Opie justifying why he’s telling the tree story “I know we’ve told it before but it fits in here” and “we saw the film, millions of people know what I’m talking about.”

[@dwlang001]

Just remember, Anthony = Treehouse Richard.

[@wavyamar]

LMAO "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL IN PALESTINE?!?"

[@justinpittman1582]

Opie should have opened up more like this. Great listen.

[@DonaldBermudez-k6u]

This show was my sex education in the early 2000s on 94.1 fm lol this show was so amazing, a podcast before podcasts

[@timmahan1131]

3:32:55 Opie"We would drip that shit on us." Ant"WHAT!" Opie"I dunno." Ope, you fulla shit brah.

[@willmyschlongro4280]

You know something, normally I would agree with you whole heartedly. But I'm not so sure on this one, friend. I believe greg opie hughes might have been dumb enough to drip molten plastic on himself and others as a child. However, anybody that knows how immensely painful getting burning Army men plastic on themselves is, would probably call bullshit to his dumb comment too.

[@timmahan1131]

@@willmyschlongro4280you're not wrong lol. saying opie is full of shit might have been the wrong assessment. I totally believe he would do something like that and there's probably a good chance that he has. If anything I thought he was mostly just saying whatever to fit in to the conversation and Ant kinda caught him off guard by accidentally putting him on the spot. I should've said he was trying too hard or something along those lines.

[@blacknatsu6623]

@@willmyschlongro4280 he did not drip burning plastic on himself, if he did he would still have scars, I am 43 and I still have the scars from when I was 11 and let a burning milk jug drip on my wrist thinking it was like candle wax, it is NOT!!

[@alkohallick2901]

Is he, "brah"??

[@timmahan1131]

@@alkohallick2901 I believe he is.

[@klompsauce]

22:27 THE ABSOLUTE RARE GOOD OPIE JOKE

[@HitzThaDon]

I swear most of Dopie's stories sound like their directly lifted from cartoons and stoner comedy movies like hot rod, makes you wonder what was real and what was totally and utterly exaggerated lmao

[@TBilliards]

2:21:39 Anxiety turning into Despondency 2:57:50 3:01:23 Dismisses Opie's New Topic Suggestion to subtly explain His Parents just wanting to Do Drugs, Have Sex, and Live Together binding over Comedy, Without Being Parents for Their 2nd Child, seeding His Parents Laughing is a way to get Approval from anyone if Making Them Laugh.

[@paulfroelich1024]

No reason Vos is so hysterical. That story is horrifying.

[@zoozercattacrezooz4646]

"I GOTTA jump in" ... (guess who)

[@petesmith9475]

Ant describes angsiety and panic attacts perfectly.

[@KINGSHITTHROAT]

Anxiety*

[@pat_mcooterski]

Opie is steering the radio show

[@Jammsbro1]

At one point Opie derails things to tell a story that goes nowhere. I skip forward. He's still telling the story. I skip forward five minutes. He is STILL TELLING THE STOY. The room is silent, he is waffling and has no awareness of it. How this man got a job a t all is beyond me.

[@somethingorother3742]

Jim's story at 2:04:04 is awesome

[@kohekade2961]

Thank you brother

[@stonemedinaaa]

dang i've been looking for this one recently

[@geofox9484]

I like how Opie tries to fit in saying his home life was shit too but also has like zero actual stories of it, all he can say is, "My mom was bad too because she was crazy! Like that one time when she was crazy, thanks mom"

[@lukerojas9474]

Jesus Christ can the guy say anything without some fucking detective like you getting on his case. I'm not the biggest fan of him, but come on already.

[@VelvetySharkToast]

@@lukerojas9474 why are you so emotionally invested in a comment/opinion from a guy you don’t know

[@lukerojas9474]

@@VelvetySharkToast Maybe because it's the same copy and paste comment that you see in every O&A video comment section. You're not a genius for repeating the same tired rant.

[@VelvetySharkToast]

@@lukerojas9474 doesn't look like a copy/paste or a rant, nor was that an explanation of why you're so emotionally invested. I suggest a hobby.

[@atomicalien4]

@@lukerojas9474 he also gave examples. He said his mom was in an attic looking for flies

[@jcee6886]

You don't hit a girl!!!! Funniest shit ever! 🤣

[@ronaldcatullus]

The Jim Breuer clip sounds like Todd Pettengill doing his phony ny accent

[@braddywarbucks]

Funny how we live in an era currently where women are pushed as these innocent Angels and men are the problem but it's documented that women beat kids more than men and it's not a stretch to say many of society's ills are caused by people who were abused by dear old mom.

[@AbtinX]

Come on Taylor. Pretty hard to hit your kids when you can't even see them. Very few single dad's compared to single mothers. Even then, most kids are raised by the mother with distant dads

[@jterra420]

@22:20 maybe the first time I've laughed at something opie said

[@jcee6886]

This is hilarious🤣..... and cathartic😞

[@trige000]

Mom and dad walked out on you and you started snorting crank? Yeah...

[@middlefinger456]

23:04 actually hilarious from Opie

[@TheJayofthejungle]

1:13:00 Jimmy with a Chip joke, pre-Chip.

[@dwarfbunni]

Never thought Anthony would inspire me..

[@ARUCARDFTEPES]

3:53:27 Filling in for Jimmy; 'cheese?'

[@kylemcgill2966]

1:11:25 *Who did the car crash sound?!? They got some BALLS! LMAO! Opies dad died in a car accident I believe.*

[@DougieJR]

So weird seeing people riffing on calling something "Precious" before LOTR.

[@chainblayde]

In some clips Anthony says he was only hit once by his father and in others he says it was often. Anyone got any info?

[@citypopFM]

Ant meant by "hit once" as not being spanked but actually smacked across the face by his dad for taking quarters to buy food. Ant is differentiating between being spanked for punishment and his dad actually assaulting him.

[@chainblayde]

@@citypopFM ooohh, I see now, thanks

[@emzkoe3904]

I was watching a different video where Opie and Ant were complaining about their intern's generation being entitled and soft because people cant hit their kids lol.

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

"sucking out the poison" oh man.

[@yourstruly4913]

How opie reacted to his grandma on her death bed is pretty much how he is treated now

[@Ray_D_Tutto]

All comes full circle doesn't it.

[@mattyboyanderson]

1:22:30 Gymkhana

[@HusaPusa]

yessss

[@kevincoles7385]

1:12:00 did he eat a twix?

[@timmahan1131]

19:51 Opie attempting to join in on the riffing with the other comedians but begins to sound awkward when nobody's particularly responding despite Opie repeating his cries to relate. KindaBrutal but I cant hate. Opie just wants to be part of the discussion.

[@garrettfisher4721]

That was Anthony and guest being funny, despite Ope interrupting with drivel. Business as usual for O and A

[@chrisware9265]

What year is this?

[@wickedhobbits]

I think it's a compilation

[@BarockDroneBomba]

1:26:18

[@AlastorDarkAngel]

I thought I had it bad. Jesus fuck 😂😂😂😂

[@grapesoftime]

Goddammit why does Opie have my childhood though? Lol

[@wes788411]

Who is the guy with the speech impediment?

[@TriteNight1218]

Rich Vos

[@TriteNight1218]

Rich Vos

[@kobe24OBCity]

Jim Norton

[@fullparranrlgames3758]

@@kobe24OBCity lol nope

[@wickedhobbits]

It's Louis beans

[@tryhardtrynot]

I can’t unhear that caller’s story about his daughter enjoying her spankings. Dreadful.

[@petesmith9475]

Ant's panic attack story is so spot on. I havebeen on xanax for 7 years for same thing.

[@Living_Legend85]

I like to take mine with copious amounts of alcohol, works way better that way

[@thelolmaster1997]

1:38:00 louie

[@a2b716]

Gad dam Ant. You’ve been through some sh*t!

[@jezebulls]

Lol I can’t believe they called him “not funny” Jim

[@HitzThaDon]

The title of this should be "Anthony tries to tell hilarious stories of his upbringing, but a tenfold more boring man with insecurities about his own radio show and what his place was keeps interrupting him to tell non-sequitors that nobody gives a fuck about"

[@quintphipps5357]

That’s kinda wordy

[@BLACKVIKNGS88]

My mother spanked me, hit me with a 5 gallon paint mixing sitck.

[@jimdash3423]

40 minutes in and no Louie only vos slobbering

[@MJAce85]

I’d take Vos over Louie any time

[@alex-cj9mb]

My nigga

[@NotJohnSwartzwelder]

3:32:24 Ant's been blaming his problems on black people since he was a toddler. Not surprising.

[@denmac19]

He has never blamed blacks for his "problems." He simply tells of incidents involving blacks that a lot of us can relate to.

[@PanikGrafik]

Opie is actually great in this, except in all the parts where he is not

[@mobucks555]

One time I said "Jesus Christ Mom!" and she slapped me in the face so fast and hard. I was young and didn't know it was a curse. My parents hit me only a handful of times. I don't see anything wrong with it. There is a difference between abuse and discipline. But then again, I never got a participation trophy in sports.

[@ballpeenbaby]

Did ya?

[@l3a4c1m]

Baggage Carousel = Cozy

[@bhavyamankad479]

Why so many dislikers?

[@WriteSound]

0:38 loool

[@joeyd904]

opie really thinks going to school a couple times with his lunch in a cement bag makes him oliver twist

[@jonesperkins1382]

It's funny how Louis identifies with his mom, now that we have hindsight. As a parent I would never Strike my child out of frustration or anger. Discipline is a completely different thing. It's funny how his mom gets a pass.

[@thelolmaster1997]

1:26:00 gay jaws bit holy fuck

[@backo3947]

50:40

[@ericsiggins254]

Who is with them at 104.00 its bobby kelley and who he said that will get u into acting ot comedy

[@centuriontb4984]

1:26:00 gay jaws bit

[@swiftdog49er51]

Louis CK rocks...lol

[@JackieChan_in_sunglasses]

6:44 yikes...

[@brotherbisquick]

I hear Opie and Vos are feuding nowadays (Opie is feuding with everyone in the universe it seems) and Vos just could not care less. Imagine being so low on the totem pole that Rich Vos ignores you. Yikes.

[@Donoftheded]

Louie rulez

[@DI-xq1dx]

listening to opie's stories is exactly like listening to earl's stories. absolute bullshit.

[@HamptonFarly]

....‘I’m gonna give you something to cry about’

[@whogon]

Ahh. So guy who has a problem paying young women "salary" to date him...was the boy who had a mother who he said he asked his own mother 2 "dress sexy" on school trips...had a mother who dated very young men after her divorce. Hard 2 predict

[@noyes.]

No Louie in this at all

[@afroshined]

I'm 3 hours in and no Louie

[@pyxelated2468]

You must have missed him in the first 10 minutes ya dumb dumb.