Louis CK Stand up Comedy : If I Had a Billion dollar

[@SnipairBelgium]

"can't even afford something that costs nothing" so relatable!

[@Tim_Climie]

Are you W O K E ?

[@ledkareem727]

I don't think anyone can make me laugh more than ck.. Smart and funny

[@eternaldestiny5232]

Maybe George Carlin

[@csidetective8440]

@@eternaldestiny5232 better philosopher, I think. Comedy though, give it to ck

[@eternaldestiny5232]

@@csidetective8440 I don't know, i like both of them but i think i prefer Carlin because he just had this presence you know, his gestures, facial expressions... But i dont know much about american humor since im French i maybe have different tastes

[@csidetective8440]

@@eternaldestiny5232 I'll tell you what it is. Louis has much more setup -> punchline that keeps the audience rolling. Carlin was hilarious and loved to bend the English language but the tone wavered around much more serious tone that made you think only about life implications.

[@csidetective8440]

@@eternaldestiny5232 Louis found a way to uplift absurdity even though a not good thing happened. Carlin did an amazing job at making fun of the absurd but it leaves me with concern

[@mrc6032]

I listen to Louis ck every time i feel depressed.. And after listening..i laugh so much that it's medicine. I am thankful for comedians bc they are therapeutic for me. I get tired of politics and government bullshit.. i get so tired of them.. So i turn on Louis ck and laugh and enjoy the fact that there is comedians here to help people like me. Thank you!

[@escapist502]

Completely agree!

[@mrkutty0]

Watch/listen to Theo🥰

[@sebastianjung9190]

acctully i have less talented standup for a bad day. Loui is resorved when shit has really hit the fan in my live

[@nunyabusiness7056]

​@@escapist502 that's what the like button is for you stupid fking moron. Thanks for commenting. (My attempt at Louis's humor, I also love Louis btw he makes life worth living).

[@Drtbykr1]

I hear you, all the radical division and hate has me down. Nevaeh Crain’s “murder” has me down. But the racist farm stuff had me crying.😂😂

[@robertwidz9384]

Absolute Comedy Genius

[@PSNDragon618]

Understatement.

[@supertotoro]

The unintentional Mitch Hedberg impersonation towards the end was pretty damn good. That sign bit, sounded very much like Mitch.

[@ThePersianEmpire100]

Love you Louis Ck Your jokes are always simple yet smart and orginal You say things that no one else has thought about it

[@OlliePete]

When Seinfeld, Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais can sit in the same room and agree that Louis is one of the greatest, you know it's facts. Dave Chappelle is up there and is a genius, but I still think Louis is the best.

[@AgitpropPsyop]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Damn, I almost forgot how funny Louis is.

[@douggieharrison6913]

Man is an actual genius

[@harrienelle6471]

@@douggieharrison6913 Yeah? He has a routine about that too.

[@az0bis9]

I was so sad and now I laughed thanks Louis

[@ilovemelodyjane]

Mental health begins with stand - up. 🥰🤣

[@Airress]

Omggggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this man is freaking genius … every single show, jeeze

[@SteinersDemoDerbyB2A]

The 1 million dollars for a pencil store was basically supreme 😂

[@wearyofallthiscrap]

His original version of this routine is longer (and naughtier): kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYCcgaqYqdGCf7c

[@swanofnutella4734]

Clinton was still president when he performed this but it still sounds fresh.

[@galacticwarlock2271]

Cause it is truth.

[@pixelatedgrass7528]

She won??

[@JohnSmith-cg3cv]

@@pixelatedgrass7528 I’m taking the bait: it was Bill Clinton “Swan of Nutella” - by the way, what a name that is - was talking about.

[@BradyIsAfagInHeat]

you fucking serious? Jesus christ this sounds excellent

[@gooddoge9347]

You know it's dated when atm fees are a buck fidy

[@canguneri8355]

you can see how he polished and perfected that material if you type “louis ck being broke”

[@agumonkey]

the original is still a lot higher

[@bleubergeronpoulin]

@@agumonkey I agree. Less geometric let's say.

[@DittyDafku]

I think the other one was much funnier. He put a lot of emotion in it. You really felt that he was that broke lol

[@CameronBrtnik]

I end up in tears everytime at both! 💸😂

[@PerfectlyImperfct]

"Bawk bawk bawk bawk...MEXICANS!!" omfg i laughed way harder than i should've at that lmao

[@moistnugget4147]

You've got some nerve to steal Louis CK's content and tell me at the beginning of the video to subscribe.

[@joshcoe8760]

The bank jokes are genius. But if you type up Louis Ck #2, a clip of 10 and a half minutes, he delivers the same bank jokes but even better! I showed that same clip to my mom and step dad and they both had to pause the clip about halfway through because they were literally bent over laughing in tears so loud that they couldn't even hear what he was saying. Louie is the only comedian that has on numerous occasions made me feel like I was about to die from laughing so hard.

[@DenisPetsch-hz4cz]

My thoughts exactly, he had a great delivery there! The tone was louder, it fit the theme better. He sounded genuinely annoyed at the time like it happened two days ago

[@AtagoSKK]

I remember I was depressed and didn't laugh in 18 months I heard his bit about his toddler and sh-t and I cried laughing

[@TreBeez_FromThe_Sindacate]

This is a classic Louis ck joke from back in the day... still hilarious lol

[@bhew7409]

The bank bit is one of the best comedy bits of all time.

[@broncotrolly]

Its nicely

[@TheZacek]

That bit about having negative balance And can't afford something thats free just cracks me up everytime. So silly lmao

[@ТатьянаАнисимова-е9ш]

Pure genius

[@man-observing-world]

This guys makes my day

[@Drtbykr1]

The racist farm had me crying, I don’t know how he comes up with stuff but keep it going!😂😂

[@RareVideosByJavierVargasTV]

3:58

[@defossard]

What a funny compilation. Such a great man. Cheered me up today. Much needed. Thank you.

[@man-observing-world]

The best prank idea I’ve ever heard of😂

[@eugenio1203]

Just a fun fact that I just checked and blew my mind, speaking about rich people, Elon has 200B that’s equal to making a million per month for 17,000 years

[@ticktockclarice13]

What the actual fuck!! 😳😳😳

[@Ethan-fh9lq]

200 billion is a crazy number. A person who is 28 years old has lived a total of around 1 billion seconds in their entire life. Most human beings don’t live more than 2.5 billion seconds if they die of natural causes. 200 billion seconds ago was around the year 3600 BC, approximately 1000 years before the pyramids were built. 200 billion minutes ago was around the year 336,000 BC. Our ancestors had not even fully evolved into our present species at that time. 200 billion hours ago was around the year 20 million BC. I don’t even know what was going on back then.

[@eugenio1203]

@@Ethan-fh9lq great perspective!

[@MAJALIJU]

some of his best stuff 😂😂😂😂

[@Masterfuron]

Good Mitch impression with the signs lol

[@fododude]

He looks much older in the picture than he sounds in the recording. Louis is the greatest comedian working today and one of the best in history.

[@Gutsyredcoat]

Pic is from a few years ago, recording is from 90s

[@galacticwarlock2271]

The whole banking thing is hilariously and yet sadly real.

[@floatinggoose9197]

He's my favorite comedian and I've heard all his content, I think. The banking is one of my favorite bits, top 10, and it's because of the last punchline (Louis always has multiple) And it's "here take this guy's $15 F Him"😅

[@bigdougbarkz]

NOBODY BETTER

[@teresadalessio1]

The greatest bit opening I've ever heard. Also, I totally did sing that exact tune the morning after.

[@XanderShiller]

Oohh that bank dissection was surgical 😂

[@rickyiglesias5384]

oh man this is OLD SCHOOL Louis. I remember the bank bit.

[@braddtatum]

Hahaha that’s great. I haven’t heard this one before. Awesome.

[@hidronico1]

Louis is the best lmao...

[@andreo.7633]

Erik Ten Hag is one of my fav all time comedians

[@matthewpaul6904]

The animal noises killed me 😂

[@sloppyjoe4017]

He did a perfect Mitch Hedberg impression towards the end. I wonder if he meant to do that as a tribute to Mitch.

[@sidsrivastava6987]

Best comedian of my lifetime

[@ChrisKsan]

What made me laugh so hard when I first heard his being broke joke is that years before, while doing my financials and looking at my debt, I realised the same thing, that a broke person is actually a rich person compared to me and if I want to get my life together, I should strive to being broke as a first step. And then I heard his joke :))

[@averagegardener4266]

I seriously love this guy 🤩😍

[@michaelmcglaughlin9383]

I am crying laughing right now, glad I came across this😂😁

[@Demonxdaddy]

Louis is the greatest

[@Friiqi]

i almost had an aneurysm laughing. Even tho i had heard this before... but it was a long time ago!

[@bangjoeofficial]

The fact that his "Signs" bit is probably least funny and most "raw" thing that's recorded of him.... and it's still pretty damn funny.

[@davidbird9086]

Oh man I needed that made me laugh so much thanks 😂😂😂😂

[@Emo_Twiz]

Was that supposed to be Mitch Headburg during the signs bit? Cause that was pretty good lmao

[@nathanfreeman7362]

Wells Fargo use to have a 35 dollar overdraft fee and I overdrafted 3 times in one month for a total of $105.00. I had to eat stray cats that month.

[@Lindenrd25]

You had to raise 105 dollars to be broke.

[@MoltenPlastic]

This is so early CK and I love it

[@soheilovski319]

My jaw has been dislocated bcuz of laughter

[@robertjones9598]

Thought’d heard this bit - but still burst out laughing at the idea of the Shit Ass Fuck Piss Store! 😂 GOAT

[@jeromelbbs9592]

I'm checking out Signs. I haven't heard that song in a while.

[@joeyd219]

It's so cool seeing this early iteration of the broke bit. The fully developed version makes me laugh much harder, but it's basically the same material. He didn't change the writing much, he changed pacing and tone, and somehow it improves the bit dramatically. It's a cool case study in the evolution of Louie, and just the alchemy of standup in general.

[@ticktockclarice13]

Genius. The comedy heir to Bill Hicks and George Carlin ❤️

[@shojaejlali1290]

Very different and much funnier!

[@perfectgaming788]

Ma Ma Ma Ma Mexicans! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Michael-xd7sj]

This 89bn bit evolved a lot and it is fascinating to see this early form

[@hlysnan6418]

The GOAT

[@mattcorcoran7082]

I remember that rumour about the girl after the one night stand. Really makes you think.

[@ilovemelodyjane]

The bank is pissed. 🤣

[@N1ckRa]

Lols the AT&T guy was Morty

[@chrissuess2795]

If I had a billion dollars.. I’d buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat ‘cause that’s cruel.

[@kurtmarion2799]

If you put your device on your belly and laugh while watching, his shoulders actually move!! Try it 🤣

[@Totobogui]

Thé Mitch hedberg bit

[@jellis9618]

9:28 he just described modern politics/media.

[@brianmcpartlan8664]

100% 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@PaulineStevenson-i9k]

I hope to be just as brilliant with music and art n films the same way louis is with his craft just crazy

[@philippvonstengel7185]

This man kills me.

[@corydinsmore1117]

That little over 20 years ago was when this 1st came out and I was 14. I have not $5 was the funniest thing I ever heard.

[@Acrocanthosaurus]

Louie channeled Mitch Hedberg.

[@Lindenrd25]

How many times have I cursed ATMs for having a $20 minimum😅

[@JEliJGra]

You want some more AT&T😂

[@JoseMartinez-pn9dy]

Funny how he made a straight up Mitch Hedberg impression and joke style and gave Dane Cook hell for a single similar joke

[@tonyattardo9350]

He called him out for stealing two multi minute bits. Watch the side by side. He even cleared the air with Dane on his show.

[@alexandriaaaable]

I've posted the song ""Signs everywhere"", which Louis referenced in his bit. Just below this post.

[@bepkororoti2559]

sometimes he sounds like holden from catcher in the rye hh

[@MrRoundthetwist]

BRILLANT! 😂

[@kzmOP]

Genius!!!

[@gamertechkid1490]

wait Ive never heard this material before. wheres it from? the AT&T bit

[@nicodemo3246]

Omg i laughed so hard

[@ProudPapaJD]

Peak Louis

[@abej9790]

JEEEEEEEWS 🤣

[@hrabia]

MECKMECKMECKMEXICANS! XD

[@BORNFROMFIRE1]

Which show is this from? Is there a longer version of this

[@karu5boarda]

Liked it when Louis turned into Mitch Hedberg

[@paolovallejo8022]

I felt he was channeling Mitch Hedberg a bit there

[@Keepcalmandclassyplease]

Always something surprising from this wellspring of humor and misery

[@tmkmdj]

This one somehow reminds me of Bill Hicks' routines. Not sure if this was intentional on LCK's part but no complaints either way

[@ircjesselee]

Having a negative account balance and then saying you can't afford something that's free was smart joke writing.

[@sarcasmo57]

That chicken.

[@bretharley7480]

What was that first story about the girl at the end of the bed?

[@DJ_JXX]

the goat

[@luckyducki]

anyone know which year this is??

[@buzdxkysguge2334]

That racist animals killed me.

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

How is this the first time I heard this bit- he famously does not recycle much material- which is great- because you keep finding new routines

[@blabit4983]

He's recycled this joke

[@karsaorlong666]

That bank joke is decades old by him. When was this one done?

[@esmith407]

This is his first album, probably 20 years ago

[@AnantMall]

Which special is this from?

[@brucetownsend691]

“Trying to get people mad about something you just made up”. So that’s where News Corp got the idea.

[@MrSifaperdire]

Brilliant

[@freebee8221]

Goat

[@zackv3957]

It's weird hearing this joke on a different set from that other video.

[@danielwood2404]

His racist farm animals - gold 👌🏼

[@mikeharris4562]

The living on the racist farm 😂😂😂

[@averyhall4197]

Anybody know the year?

[@Werferharfer]

Saudi Arabia approves this idea