Louis C.K Live Comedy Special : Achilles’ Heel || Louis C.K

[@Geostrophic]

Every time I see this I whisper to myself, "twoteen."

[@DazLeon]

That bothered me too actually

[@elisa.r.g]

“Threeteen”

[@ryanalexander5438]

@@elisa.r.g You guys are getting into epstein territory.

[@kys1453]

i actually wouldnt mind oneteen twoteen and threeteen.

[@kjetilnyjordet7742]

@@kys1453 Neither would Epstein.

[@hamletmkrtchyan3613]

"he could've wore a big shoe and be careful" gets me everytime

[@wordwarrior2350]

You could have learned how to write a proper sentence. When the audience is dumber than the comedian it all sounds funny. Great trick.

[@williams.5952]

@@wordwarrior2350 Huh? It's a direct quote.

[@MatthewPhilip-d6z]

@@williams.5952 I think he's talking about Louis. Louis should've said, "...been careful," not, "...be careful."

[@williams.5952]

@@MatthewPhilip-d6z How does that make the audience dumber than the comedian?

[@MatthewPhilip-d6z]

@@williams.5952 It doesn't.

[@deathstarresident]

“Don’t talk about the friendly man” I’m dead 🤣

[@PSYFUP]

I almost drowned in my coffee. So funny.

[@VasilyMusic]

Who was this strerotype based on? I'm not American so it's hard to tell

[@VasilyMusic]

@Jack the Gestapo I imagined black people voice differently, but I guess that's the stereotype...

[@capitalmedia621]

@@VasilyMusic no it's Bill Cosby LMAO

[@greenytaddict]

@@capitalmedia621 🤣😭🤭

[@Brody-Dolyniuk]

"I'm Chineser than a Muthafu**a" - kills me every single time.

[@slyjokerg]

"Chineser" is pretty fuckin' funny.

[@Salexander2061]

I'm black and I loved his black "I'm Chinese" voice. People are too fucking sensitive lol

[@whoisharo4689]

Chopsticks and WHAT NOT LOLLL

[@rockstarautogroup5109]

bro i been saying that to myself all day today

[@sikwitit773]

@@Salexander2061 yes because somehow being black verifies things 😂

[@nojohny]

I miss Louie and his television show. It was brilliant and he is brilliant

[@-delilahlin-1598]

He has a new special on his website. It’s great.

[@butchvito]

Check out his web series "Horace and Pete." It stars Louie and Steve Buscemi , plus a lot of other familiar faces.

[@alicemiriah]

He’ll always be in my top 3

[@colormePOOR]

Dude for real. Louie was a great show. Lol the bit about the hot girl beating up a guy.

[@DarkSideChess]

@@-delilahlin-1598 sincerely is not that good.

[@spenser9908]

That Achilles bit will always be Louis' funniest moment for me.

[@wordwarrior2350]

Thats nice. When the audience is dumber than the comidian it all sounds funny. Great trick.

[@spenser9908]

@@wordwarrior2350 It's gonna be ok, bro.

[@dmitrykim3096]

It's deep and make young people actually think about their parents. I think people become adults when they stop blaming their parents for everything bad in their lives

[@10000rambos]

Guy: “Hey, can I join your group” The 9, 11 deniers: “Not until one of us die”

[@suluturnip]

Or you bring one more person.

[@andrewstonnington5084]

You may challenge a member of the elite council to a duel if you so choose to. But ye be warned.. every member of that cabal resonates with power so great that it’s overwhelming

[@simonoc]

Not so funny when you realize it is true - Supreme Court...

[@clankboss827]

You meant 2 guys?

[@simonvaughan6017]

*the nine eleven-deniers

[@Zuzu01]

He’s really letting his impressions loose, love it! I lost it when he pulled out the Mexican Nanny! HAHA!! 😛

[@acog_quarks8753]

I keep coming back just to hear him say, "She was the goddess of grip or whatever."

[@PapaSumoto]

Why

[@dumaskhan]

@@PapaSumoto Because a goddess of grip will get a good grip.

[@goodfornothing1231]

8:07 Achilles' Achilles heel was his heel, *LIKE LITERALLLAAYYY* Louie looked immediately confused after his inner 16 year old girl version suddenly woke up from within and said that 😁

[@eugenioscovacricchi7604]

Achilles' Achilles' heel was...his heel. Like LITTERALLEEAYYAHH ahaaaaahahahah

[@carlsong6438]

Louis' Chinese voice sounds like Dave Chapelle doing a voice lolol

[@severinwolf497]

You are so right 😳

[@shessoheavy6130]

Ha! He does! Good call.

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

thats not...Thats not the joke. He was doing ghetto slang and calling it chinese to make it funny.

[@shessoheavy6130]

@@charlesbirdsong6782 ???

[@too_many_fish]

My wife literally asked me if I was listening to Chapelle

[@QuestionYourWorld]

Nine 11 deniers. What a great bit. The whole set was great.

[@nickmurphy5000]

the

[@juandesalgado]

Never explained why 2-teen was also stolen by a conspiracy.

[@brownie0928]

Question Your World yes 🙌🏽🤣

[@1983Jacko]

I thought it was lame

[@Lastninjaxoxoxoxox]

@@1983Jacko it's not your fault you have no sense of humor

[@Skweenison]

Louis CK is at the point where the entire crowd laughs after every sentence he speaks

[@V-Zone331]

Was

[@BamM88]

@@V-Zone331 He still is

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Yupp, he's made it.

[@briancannon3987]

Hes good

[@mynutsonyourchin2806]

Been like that for like 10 years

[@basspfosten]

Campampotes is already Jizzanthapus's mother.

[@ethangarcia9737]

😂😂😂

[@alexniederhauser8562]

🤣

[@Takaichi666-]

😂😂😂

[@askavillasenor5766]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMMENT

[@hugolopez9983]

"Nobody cares what you know" 😮😅😂

[@kamkhosh]

I’ve watched this so many times, and I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the best 10 minutes of stand up of all time. The way he delivers these jokes is a work of art. Every word is placed and toned perfectly. Louis is something special man.

[@CerebralBuckets]

You need to watch more comedy

[@kamkhosh]

@@CerebralBuckets hey Eric how are the basketball video essays going? That sounds like a really good worthwhile concept

[@CerebralBuckets]

@@kamkhosh Its funny you say that because the finished script will probably sound alot like your original comment. Its a hobby though still in the early stages.

[@kamkhosh]

@@CerebralBuckets that’s awesome man, congrats. Maybe spend less time sifting through comments to reply negatively to when you’re feeling down and more time on that hobby of yours. Bet it’ll take off one day.

[@stevenmarctrier]

I love everything Louis C.K. does. A brilliant comic, incredible writer, and director.

[@MrRooney182]

The pause he takes after the joke in 3:20 plays a great role in the next joke after it. Brilliant at his craft

[@nhlanhlandumo9069]

Louis CK is a comedic genius 😂🙏

[@dimelrussell7874]

FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN WHY SHE DIDNT DIP HIM AGAIN: it’s a requirement when dipping that you leave one part of the body undipped because it anchors you to your humanity. If you dip entirely in the river styx you lose your soul.

[@SergiuSalcau00]

Lol

[@SyrupyBeard]

@mugen1333 IT IS MAM

[@ChrisKsan]

God, damn it! Where did I put my soul??! I lost my soul again! I always loose it!

[@mahmoudramzy4878]

Get that Percy Jackson shit outta here man, that's just not true.

[@barisbal7782]

@Adriel why she explained herself to her husband and finished what she started?

[@CosmosExplorer42]

I like that one person who screams WOOO! during his "chinese" impression lmao

[@s3rj81]

I've noticed he intentionally omitted twelve from the joke to make it work xD brilliant

[@mylesshao]

Theres not such thing as buullshit twelve. The government stole twoteen and gave us twelve

[@jasperhalsey8574]

true lol

[@richardedwards1546]

Again, you children do NOT understand the definition of brilliant. He was brilliant because he wrote a joke that omitted a significant part that we all noticed? You're shot bub.

[@WaldoCarmen]

@@richardedwards1546 get em Pete

[@MyMiserableLife]

Yeah, I thought the joke would of worked better if he mentioned how the 11 deniers think the 12 deniers are nutjobs

[@orbitalsummer]

Louis, I know you quit social media a couple of years ago but if it happens you read this - you are a master of art. Your way with words is beyond outstanding. I can listen to your bits for dozens of times and still laugh about it as if it was the first time. I am not a native english speaker but I enjoy every single word.

[@pk3]

Louis is a master story teller. He made me wonder why his mom couldn’t dip him properly, and just in a second made me sympathize with his mom.

[@wordwarrior2350]

What does, "...dip him properly", mean? When the audience is dumber than the comidian it all sounds funny. Great trick.

[@fierce3006]

"Goddess of grip or whatever" always gets me 😂

[@allcartuner]

the Goddess of grip had me laughing for 3 minutes straight

[@j-me6317]

“It’s Campampateze!” 😂

[@carlosleon9580]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Kevs442]

Thetis. It's Thetis.

[@sharondianneb]

Loved that

[@Skeppsvrak]

I don't get this joke, would you mind explaining it?

[@j-me6317]

Skeppsvrak He just made up a word that sounds like it would be an Ancient Greek name, acting like someone yelling out the answer so they could look smart.

[@danielelkadi3499]

“I lost the baby” 😂😂😂😂 Oh man I can’t stop laughing

[@losscutking]

"Like literally" this part always gets me haha

[@chioj36]

“Like, LITERALLEH”

[@Risk87]

I lost it there

[@РустемСтерлигов]

I've watched him say that like four times in a row

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

This is not the sort of thing you should be listening to when your first day of teacher certification training is tomorrow.

[@John_Doe742]

@James Bond Yes, it clearly did not work

[@glennedward6477]

5 months ago? Regret?

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

@@glennedward6477 Not really, actually. I love the subject of history, and telling other people about it is one of my favorite things. So far, so good : )

[@heedup]

Yes it is

[@nicksewell6642]

Just teach online at the same time. Japan figured out you can make more money doing it that way, and you'll reach more people.

[@anjalialaniz]

"I'm sorry Miss Aquiles I lose jour babi......u tol me to hold him by the heel and it sleeeeept"

[@abccoy]

Every time i listen to Louis, I'm reminded why he's the best!

[@danshalev7]

I sincerely believe this is the best comedy segment of all time

It's def on the list, man. "Campampides' rolls me every time

[@nonamenoname2618]

In my country, there were months-long anti-corruption protests this year. There was also this one guy, who was almost every day on the protest holding a sign with some numbers. A television finally gave him air time and he said "Have you never noticed that there are tens of thousands and tens of millions, but no tens of hundreds!?"

[@fauxhound5061]

"I grew up in shangaaaaaai" i fucking lost it

[@DmitryAstapkovich]

Never thought about Achilles from this perspective. I guess it's a maturity thing. Thank you, Lou!

[@TheKidKniseBurgh]

9 eleven deniers... That's GOLD Jerry 😂

[@rigobertosolorzano8568]

Best last words ever! Thanks a lot mom!!- Achilles

[@Karynthian]

zoom in more, I still can't see the atoms on his beard.

[@FoodforThought12345678dsds]

You stole that from my comment on the Quentin Tarantino video. I WANT ROYALTIES!!!!

[@shekhar7singh]

Go and watch on Netflix, it's never enough what u do for these motherfu kers.

[@connormccullough9435]

You greedy pot

[@richardedwards1546]

Eric is a generic loser seeking likes/attention

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@FoodforThought12345678dsds Your comment has now become a meme, some shit to say on the internets regardless of its original context.

[@Taylorkaraoke]

"The goddess of Grip" aahahahahaha

[@mommysalami]

"It's just never enough!" Lol

[@Kindacutehuh]

Whenever I'm in a dark place I return to Louis for his words. it's as if he's the only person who understands me. Coming off as irony I do feel that way for real.

[@LetsbeHonestOfficial]

The sniper cameraman still going at it

[@Taskuvesku]

it's edited. Tightly cropped from original video.

[@aaronr1328]

Dude i spit up when I read this... nice one . He does have a itchy finger lol

[@pi5549]

The savage beauty of Louis' comedy... gets me every time.

[@celeste5508]

I miss this guy. Cancel culture is not good. We've got to talk to people who we feel have wronged us, as long as everyone in that exchange comes to the table wanting the same thing - to move forward and upward. Wishing for learning and empathy for Louis and for the people who have been hurt by him.

[@paulh2981]

He's back. He released a new special a few months ago, you can get it on his web site.

[@hd-xc2lz]

Two things: one, Louis masturbating in front of female comics below him in stature was dead wrong and borderline abusive, regardless if he asked first. Two, most liberals still believe in the evolution of social mores and tolerance, but a young, very small but loud segment want to divide our society into good (anti-racist, feminist) people and bad (racist, misogynist) people, merely the other side of the coin to the conservative POV of saints and sinners. A black and white world view that liberals have historically opposed ("the world is gray, everything is relative"), but which social media rewards, with 9/10 replies being scolds of previous commenter.

[@hd-xc2lz]

@Purp Turt Would appear you've never worked a day in your life if you can't grasp the meaning of underlings. You honestly believe these young women WANTED to watch a balding, pudgy middle aged guy jack off? And by the way, the women deny there was consent, he locked the door, disrobed and started going at it. They froze because it was so fucking weird. Microaggression my ass. Hope you would feel lots different if the same happened to your poor wife, hope you'd be looking to beat the crap out of your "hero" Louis.

[@fennegvdgvd]

@Purp Turt funny how it's always the simple minded that start calling others dumb or clowns, isn't it.

[@PanasonicTooth]

@@hd-xc2lz Do you realise that the main contribution to the retardation of the left (and right for that matter) is due to the propaganda/social engineering that has been pummeled down all our throats by the media/government/politicians? Left and right is two sides of the same coin used to divide and conquer, and it's working like a charm.

[@grantrizmo2002cb]

So glad to see the return of one of our generations best comics...

[@vinayrao3273]

I'm 150s in, and I have to stop because I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

[@arsaeterna4285]

"let's have some scrabled eggs" OMFG haha

[@angelo6647]

the master of story telling, he can make everything funny

[@rayaqin]

the ending is just such genius, ah come back louis

[@kky4011]

He is back! I believe this is from his special that came out in 2019...maybe even early 2020. You can buy it on his website for 10 bucks i think and its totally worth it

[@danh.5998]

@@kky4011 this is from 2017. That’s the name of the special. He has a new one called “Sincerely” on his website.

[@5gh12ftchavi8]

These 10 minutes are top top top

[@devilzangel385]

I lose it at 7:16 “I lose the baby in the water”

[@benjaminbarks2245]

6:12 I love the cut from extreme closeup of his face to just the widest shot possible with Louis at the very bottom.

[@benjaminbarks2245]

@@richie_williams I think there’s just something comedic about seeing something or someone look extremely small with a bunch of empty space above them. And there’s even more comedic value in such a jarring cut like the one I mentioned because we’re SO close on his face to the point his jaw is cut off. It is WAY too close. I’d imagine this clip is cropped somehow. It doesn’t look right. And so going from Louis filling the entire frame to a bunch hot black emptiness with Louis looking as small as a mouse is really funny.

[@Kingjoffrey12]

I hate people that "woo!" during a show. Louis is one of the few that actually address that shit.

[@adrianvladmladin1005]

This has got to be one of the best, if not the best comedy specials ever.

[@THEMIMICRYM]

"It goes 10, 12, 13, 14! We ain't buying this 11 bullshit!" 😂😂😂

[@frankblue5250]

The goddess of grip 😂😂😂

[@jerryferguson8898]

Louie killin it with the impressions, one of the best comedians ever

[@flyingo]

Louis has a sick, twisted mind. I love it.

[@Horror-Man]

"It's Campampatese!!" LMAO!!!

[@brandonmizulski9087]

The reason I love Louis CK so much. He's brilliant and creative! Also the way people hate him, makes Louie even funnier 🤣

[@maccumhaill5534]

He is so good/ Best living comedian

[@terrydoyle]

Fu*kin' amazing material. Thanks

[@rimakala]

"I'm chineser than a mothafucka!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samuelhuttenberger4437]

„He could have just wore a big shoe and be careful“ 😂😂

[@kevn99]

The mexican nanny 😂😂

[@timothycollins7336]

Best stand up comedian of all time.

[@claymac7895]

I never realized how brilliant he was. He is on par with Larry David in my opinion and Larry created the two greatest comedies of all time.

[@youtubeflagunit3893]

Holy SHIT!!🤣🤣 I just pissed all over my couch (here in Tulsa); Louie, you IS the Devil!!🤣🤣🤣 Genius!.. *When ARE you coming to Tucson? I hope soon.😃

[@jasperhalsey8574]

This joke confused the hell outta me the first time. it gets funnier every time i hear it😂

[@Guilhermemezari]

One of the best comedy snippets ever

[@ericchu4279]

"I dont mean to offend any Chinese people with the stereotype", hahahahahaahahahaha Ohhhhh Louis

[@ShadyRonin]

“He’s a lesser known character in the Iliad” lmfaoooo!

[@siavashtoosi5017]

I love and respect Louie so much🙏❤️ people are too stupid to understand the value of the man. History repeats itself and people suppress the genius...

[@parists5455]

I am Greek, been hearing this myth all my life and after watching this and I just now noticed two things: first, indeed Achilles' mother could have just dipped him twice, while holding him from each heel alternatively and second, Achilles could use a different shoe and stop being overconfident to stay in the fashion of sandals. Thanks Louis this was an eye opener

[@vasts1479]

Seems that intelligence was Thetis' achilleas heel.

[@rsjcmp2285]

the delivery on the 911 deniers was perfect.

[@shenetta88]

Campampitees!

[@ray3ric974]

My favorite part of this whole bit.

[@x0_ss900]

5:13 "While they're exploding sexually and beep".

[@bens4043]

Shanghai is pronounced like this now in my head, any time I come across it. Thanks Louis. Fucker lol

[@waaluigii1014]

What if the 9, 11 deniers get two more people

[@MagicAggros]

They would be the oneteen, 11 deniers.

[@bskee001]

Lmao

[@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554]

Then there will be the twelve eleven deniers

[@ejhockey]

They will be the oneteen 11 deniers.

[@tntparanoia]

Can you turn on duet?

[@MrBigspendn]

Pure Genius.

[@salini209]

Dying here 😂😂 CK at his best

[@everettlee6956]

pure truth> this guy nailed it>> in life ::::::::: one must strive to laugh loud on their path. >> often..

[@sushilrajvenkatramanraminw1365]

When he said "thanks a lot mom" that immediately reminds me of #eminem 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JasonBlakemoregoogle]

Absolute brilliance. The GOAT

[@gerimayawhyte154]

I watched this special with my mother and we were dying with laughter through the first half but it was maybe twice as long as it should of been. It was like drinking one or two extra glasses of whiskey than you really need.

[@danielwaever]

Gerimaya Whyte Well nobody NEEDS Louis CK... we drink him because he is all rich and smokey and makes us drunk. I’ll have another Louis CK right now, thank you very much

[@ihatespam2]

It was kinda lame.

[@clapton79]

"Don't clap you're not gonna like it!" - Louis C K signature motto

[@cloe412]

Wow the last part was so great! I didn't realize that was Chinese accent, though. I thought it's some Southern accent.

[@rleahy201]

lol, he was basically doing a Southern U.S. accent. Louis C.K. often attributes his accents to things they are not, a joke in itself (i.e. Louis opened a set with a stereotypical gay voice, and then claimed it was Mexican).

[@oo01010oo]

I missed him so much!!

[@bigdikbubls]

I'm gonna use one of the most tragic events in American history to transition into bit about a number conspiracy... the man is genius

[@greenderp]

nah, stuff like that happens when you can take a step back and observe the nuances in life and also have a fucking sense of humor......

[@TimsFoyleHeadgear]

You and comedy don't mix

[@stephanwilliams4143]

9/11 most tragic in US history? You must not know US History

[@bigdikbubls]

@@stephanwilliams4143 you must not know how to read because I said one of... unless you're gonna say it wasn't at all that tragic?

[@stephanwilliams4143]

@@bigdikbubls I wouldn't even put it in the top 100

[@CoinFueledExotics]

Fav comedian ! Hope he comes to Australia

[@bulldozer8950]

Honestly 9 people denying 11 would be less weird than most conspiracy theorists.

[@JasonBlakemoregoogle]

Ten of the best minute of comedy

[@derekm918]

One of the funniest dudes ever ! 🤣

[@paleamigo8575]

Stereotypes are funny, and the voices that go along with them are even funnier! Louis C.K. is funny as hell!

[@spursnation4737]

Louis Ck is the funniest person on this planet.

[@locobob]

Sad thing is I can totally imagine Americans today becoming “11 deniers”.

[@PEeLOoZAa]

Robert Laracuente 💯

[@TheVampB]

I mean, it can be more inconvenient than wearing masks...

[@clinicaltranscription1190]

Gotta admit, Louis’ speech was pretty convincing. Plus, why does 11 have 2 Straight lines? Seems Anti-Gay

[@TheVampB]

@@gy5rffg5rf I bet you think you are capable of having thoughts.

[@sirusThu]

I always used one-teen, I don't follow the Illuminati

[@BrandHope-y1e]

"Im Chineser than a mf!" is too funny

[@fajtik]

the way he turns psychology around children amazes me every time XD