Random guy: “FLUFFY I LOVE YOU!” Fluffy: “you got a Lexus?”
@kevinbattey19043 жыл бұрын
@@HaxionChannel that is what im quoting
@kevinbattey19043 жыл бұрын
Haxion no the special is on netflix
@juanmitchtan4023 жыл бұрын
Yea maybe still have Lexus
@xsportscommentaryx603 жыл бұрын
Hey sit down mahu!
@kittty22223 жыл бұрын
FINALLY A FLUFFY MEME
@LucaGel234 жыл бұрын
I was never more offended or disgusted by the fact that I’m not gay- Gabriel Iglesias
@Loug5224 жыл бұрын
The offers I got a few years ago made me know exactly how Fluffy feel. haha
@zuwiqq4 жыл бұрын
Closeted people 100
@paradoxacres10634 жыл бұрын
It's true, though 😂🤷♂️
@truindividual4 жыл бұрын
I'd be mad too shit
@mikeamen7824 жыл бұрын
For real tho I think he was disgusted for the fact that he was asked to sell his fat ass.
@sarkastikartist70444 жыл бұрын
We all now know that in an alternative universe,*Fluffy accepted*
@loaf_bloke_will_eat_ur_soul9983 жыл бұрын
True.
@Lijaskurzeme3 жыл бұрын
He has a Lexus now 😉
@MrBraveheart11913 жыл бұрын
Lijaskurzeme But he cannot walk straight 😨
@sayianbardock99493 жыл бұрын
@@MrBraveheart1191 IDK man that's a lot of ass cheek the get through I'm sure he'd be okay lmao 😅
@josegalvez69413 жыл бұрын
@@sayianbardock9949 haha
@Leongon4 жыл бұрын
So... a gay relationship is the one with straight communication. ;D
@8kigana4 жыл бұрын
I take Iglesias view on this as in gay from his perspective as a man not from a woman's viewpoint.
@ClovertheUnburnt3 жыл бұрын
Tbh, there's some truth to that.
@Enroxxx3 жыл бұрын
😂
@lileej3483 жыл бұрын
Ha i like how its the gay relation with the STRAIGHT answer
@RandomUserX993 жыл бұрын
that's not true since a lot of bottom act and talk just like a woman, so it's basically the same conv except the woman has a dick.
@lordbanana39064 жыл бұрын
“Bebé, you hungry?” “Well... Ihaven’teatenyetsoIprobablyshouldeatsomethingbutI’mnotfeelingitrightnowbutifIdon’teatrightnowyouknowhowI’mgonnagetlatersoIguessit’sprobablyagoodideaifIstarteatingrightnowbutitreallydependsontheoptions. What do you think?” “AHHHHHHHHH!!!” Most relatable thing ever!
@markchang29644 жыл бұрын
ahhhhhhh!
@midnight65174 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhh! I can't read n-n-no more!
@jonathanrogers17114 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of punctuation????
@tylerferron90194 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Rogers that was the point of the comment. The lack of punctuation and spaces displays the rapidness that the rant is.
@akumaking14 жыл бұрын
It's like playing Jenga with Tetris blocks in the dark.
@felixguilbeault63294 жыл бұрын
So like I'm watching this with my wife right? And she keeps saying "Stop pointing at me!"
@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE3 жыл бұрын
😂
@chuzzlesthegreat77843 жыл бұрын
Dear Lord haha I had a similar exchange. My husband AND his mother pointed at me. I can't even be mad though 🤣
@davecrupel28173 жыл бұрын
Tell her that we here on the internet said "There's a reason he's pointing at you!"
@LAvenus793 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This was me a decade ago. I got better at communicating with my husband
@Rosie0172 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@zeroizanagi3 жыл бұрын
Imagine that guy watching this and goes : he's talking about me!
@georgetanov19172 жыл бұрын
Almost 100 likes and no comment. Imma fix this
@aceknightgaming15422 жыл бұрын
@@georgetanov1917 Thanks for fixing it.
@tommyblade80932 жыл бұрын
how wealthy do u have to get to be able to say and do that??
@ricecooker7037 Жыл бұрын
@@tommyblade8093 enough to buy a Lexus for a person you’ve never previously spoken to apparently.
@rmontanez55274 жыл бұрын
Imma start yelling “IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT” at the end of certain sentences
@howardchen61393 жыл бұрын
SERIA EFICIENTE!!!
@chibigirl85453 жыл бұрын
I already do. Love me some Fluffy, but I don't have a Lexus =(
@scottwpilgrim3 жыл бұрын
French dudes: CE SERAIT EFFICACE!!!
@niamoon8368 Жыл бұрын
Go for it. It would be amuseing.
@UltimaKeyMaster4 жыл бұрын
"Where would you like to eat?" The conversation that follows is 150% my dad to my mom. She'll never bother to pick a place cause she thinks it's annoying to do it after being the main dinner cook, but she'll shoot down literally every single option and be surprised we can't think of something.
@greatleader48414 жыл бұрын
I believe this is every damn relationship in the world tbh. Woman want you to be assertive but only with what THEY want at that moment in time.
@raysha99324 жыл бұрын
UltimaKeyMaster me
@killerclone17864 жыл бұрын
Relationships are funny like this because me and my girlfriend were driving down the street and I said I'm hungry. And I asked her. What do you want to eat? She said whatever you want to eat. Me screaming inside of my head How about Italian? Didn't we have Italian and on Sunday? Okay, how about Chinese? I don't know Chinese food gives me gas. F*** it. We're going to McDonald's.i don't like big Mac's . Story of my life 😁😁
@nohemi68994 жыл бұрын
@@killerclone1786 I'm glad I'm not the cook because I have no issues when it comes to my boyfriend and I choosing a place to eat. He's the one who makes food and when we go out to eat, there's only one place we always want to go to. But the "how do you feel?" or "how was your day?" question, I usually don't give a straight answer because he asks me that every day. I appreciate that he does and sometimes I just reply with a sound to make him guess because he knows me that well. But my mother does that to my stepfather. 🤣🤣🤣 I will say though that the one thing we always bicker about is directions when driving or not asking the staff at Costco or any other store where a certain item is. We'll go back and forth about how we should ask what we're looking for because we've been here for half an hour and probably passed it. "No, baby, we can find it ourselves, we don't need to bother them or ask for help." "Hun, we've been here for almost an hour. I'm going to go ask-" "NO! I CAN FIND IT!" "Good luck with that."
@eeveeborn14184 жыл бұрын
@@nohemi6899 that's every guy just about we seem to be wired to hate asking directions even if it takes an additional 30 minutes to figure out where it is exactly
@ssj4ng7874 жыл бұрын
Honestly these throwbacks gotta be animated
@lizzyhejduk56944 жыл бұрын
Facts
@ThyBountyHunter4 жыл бұрын
Roosterteeth by chance?
@rickjazzyroll4 жыл бұрын
Sketch and sound hopefully
@carlosescobedo33644 жыл бұрын
I liked but then unliked so it would be 420 Nice
@negoangbu4 жыл бұрын
Nah everyone has throwbacks but the thing is only some can express it nicely like gab
@johnjk2933 жыл бұрын
Never ask your girlfriend how she feels, just say: "Want a hug?" If She hugs you, it means, naw she ain't alright and needs attention, if she doesn't hug you that means she needs space, leave her alone for a couple minutes, don't even try talking, that'll just make things worse.
@johngrave55543 жыл бұрын
NGL you need explosives training to handle some women while others its like being with the bros.
@johnjk2933 жыл бұрын
@@johngrave5554 yeah, not all women are the same.
@avocado-senpaim.35753 жыл бұрын
step 1: have a girlfriend. also. if it was me I know how hard it is to talk about problems. but don't offer a hug all the time. food. it's very efficient
@maxmesa74203 жыл бұрын
This nigga just released critical information
@avocado-senpaim.35753 жыл бұрын
all women are different, including myself. some are hard to get, some have an addiction to an anime character who wouldn't even choose her If he was real but screw it, and some are tall-
@nunyabusiness64504 жыл бұрын
Now imagine you're a lesbian, and you're both like that-
@Dan-qy6zv3 жыл бұрын
Dynamic Duo of Bitchyness
@tharengore72153 жыл бұрын
Dear god...that would be a long conversation...lol
@LucaGel233 жыл бұрын
Lesbian 1: babe what do you want to eat? Lesbian 2: well it’s your turn to pick! 1: no I picked last time remember I picked fazolis 2: no I picked fazolis 1: oh my god why are you always like this you used to treat me so well and (starts sobbing) now you don’t even act like you care anymore!!! 2: (clearly annoyed) I’m leaving for outback you coming or not? 1: (back to normal) Oh my gosh yesss. Let me get my purse and my phone!!! Oh No!!!😩😩😩 I forgot my Instagram login! I’ve got like a million followers 2: your mom, dad, and me are your only followers... (To be continued)
@omegaotaku13423 жыл бұрын
why do i see so many people like to end sentences with dashes like this-
@michikosalon3 жыл бұрын
Is this one of the reason why lesbian relationships last longer? Coz conversations are longer? 😁
@denisem.11074 жыл бұрын
“I’m a honest hoe” I’ve never related more.
@blakelenon611 Жыл бұрын
Same brooo fluffy just hits too close to home
@Wildmartini2024 жыл бұрын
Literally right when he said "I DON'T LIKE BURGER KING", Burger king sent a notification asking if i was hungry😂😂😂
@rickjazzyroll4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Assassingamer1434 жыл бұрын
It's clearly a sign my guy, get a whopper
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
Burger King knew you were hungry
@mariemcneill95694 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@tcistrash99114 жыл бұрын
Guess they have a spy on you. Good luck.
@awesomedaniel3 жыл бұрын
“Let’s go to Burger King” Gabriel calmly said to his partner. “NOOO! WHY BURGER KING?! BURGER KING GIVES ME CHORRO!!!” His partner *sweetly* and *quietly* replied.
@cloudofthinking49762 жыл бұрын
Dumbledore calmly asked
@matthewallen4452 жыл бұрын
@@cloudofthinking4976 Harry! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?!
@nicodelossantos60393 жыл бұрын
My one reason to be gay: IT WOULD BE EFFICIENT!!!
@nicodelossantos60393 жыл бұрын
@Mudek Joestar ?
@nicodelossantos60393 жыл бұрын
@Mudek Joestar thanks ig😂
@LAvenus793 жыл бұрын
lol!
@nive15922 жыл бұрын
💀
@kaigamingandshorts4 жыл бұрын
Heads or tails will never be the same for me again
@TepiLizard4 жыл бұрын
Should have just been "head or tail," imo. :P
@kaigamingandshorts4 жыл бұрын
@@TepiLizard 😹😹
@stephen-ng4 жыл бұрын
What would Two Face (Harvey Dent) do in this situation? Also - there is probably Batman / Two Face yaoi out there.
@TepiLizard4 жыл бұрын
@@stephen-ng ... I'll be in my bunk.
@RJavierYepesDeV4 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@juliesanchez48514 жыл бұрын
Who else is spendin time with fluffy on Valentine's Day alone
@Saudi_in_an_audi4 жыл бұрын
Julie Sanchez haha 😂 you aren’t alone
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
The only day of the year where you hope a mr gay guy with a lexus key in his right hand is waiting you outside your house while you cry inside because you are alone
@jayman88604 жыл бұрын
Alone and at work
@ejahtretzen92614 жыл бұрын
Alone and with an 8ball of some fire yay and a bag of Hershey's kisses watching ron white and fluffy videos.. 😁😁. I'm pretty fucking content with life tho
@punkrockpolyamorist4 жыл бұрын
Julie Sanchez me
@darkstone_official_24273 жыл бұрын
"How are we gonna do this? Heads or tails?" MY GOD! Why have I never thought of that? If in the future I end up having a gay relationship that is some PERFECT knowledge right there. No more arguing about whose time it is. Just flip a coin and get to it. Fluffy you god damn genius.
@lifecankismyass3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't. AGREE. MMMOOORRRREEEE!!!!
@LAvenus793 жыл бұрын
lol!
@T2NF3 жыл бұрын
I love how Gabriel is simplifying a gay relationship. I have to say that he's mostly right but, sadly even I've been in a relationship that ended because my partner didn't want to talk about it. rather that be because he didn't know how to or expected me to just know what the issues were.
@catbucket85663 ай бұрын
Definitely lmao - like conversations between two guys are efficient until one of you has a bad day or experience and has to talk about it. Now you got two stubborn meatheads who hate talking about feelings trying to talk about feelings lmao
@thekenguy4 жыл бұрын
Everyone could tell what is up when fluffy said "listen" with that voice 😂
@shuvro404 жыл бұрын
"how u wanna do this ? heads or tails ?" one of the best...
@genose57674 жыл бұрын
Well it can be simple by just asking top or bottom most of the gay guys do this !
@LordAurix2 жыл бұрын
As a gay man in a relationship of 2+ years, i can honestly say, yes, our conversations are indeed that efficient.
@daimonbro50153 жыл бұрын
"love has no boundaries" I wouldn't say that dudes. that's how you end up on the watch list of the feds
@Kevinn7144 жыл бұрын
Who Else Has No Plans For Valentines Day Haha
@madhoshyagnik36794 жыл бұрын
I've got one, I'm going to play CSGO with my fellow single friends.
@yousefhassan21924 жыл бұрын
I have a home date with my soul mate..........KFC
@urishima4 жыл бұрын
Valentines day just exists to suck obscene amounts of money out of your wallet.
@RobinMarconeCassidyRN4 жыл бұрын
Happy Valentines Day to all of those who are taken, almost taken, waiting to be taken, taken for granted, and those who aren't taken seriously😏
@martinmendieta53174 жыл бұрын
This comment hits hard 😔
@___azi___2144 жыл бұрын
Coming from a guy who’s gay himself: this is 99.9% accurate 😂 only thing is, gay couples don’t tend to call each other ‘bro’ - is like a girlfriend calling her boyfriend ‘bro’ all the time
@blom62874 жыл бұрын
😂 I love this comment
@roadwarrior79984 жыл бұрын
Isaac orozco ME TOO 😆
@skeletor44364 жыл бұрын
Shit now I'm wondering what gay couples call each other
@skeletor44364 жыл бұрын
@@LeukipposOfAbdera oh okay
@captainvoluntaryistthestat32074 жыл бұрын
Yo I'm super curious. What are the general feelings of the gays toward women and feminine energy? How do they see girls? Thanks.
@Sujichan4 жыл бұрын
I have a gay brother, and he's often more dramatic and emotional than most females. It's not the gender, dude, it's the person.
@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon89704 жыл бұрын
It's not actually. You're brother is just so gay that he's a woman.
@sabesc1924 жыл бұрын
Agree, I want to kill my boyfried some times jajajaja
@almahdiii34 жыл бұрын
Ihavenoname Stilldonthaveone mhm
@niyamangfi29544 жыл бұрын
@LubeInMe NegroTown fuck off
@ShellyCline4 жыл бұрын
@@ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 well I'm definitely a woman. And when my husband would ask me where I wanna eat I would answer with the same thing that Gabriel said, I'm go with the flow, wherever you'd like to eat is fine with me. Only difference is I actually meant it. When he would pick a place I'd say, sounds great let's do it. So yeah, it's not the gender, it's definitely the person.
@ksravish15453 жыл бұрын
I was never more disgusted and offended By the fact that I was not gay Had us in the first half not gonna lie....
@HubiKoshi3 жыл бұрын
I was like Fluffy No! Then Fluffy YES!
@genkureshima98342 жыл бұрын
Didn't have me. Fluffy is just too inteligent to make an homophobic joke, be it on purpose or by accident. His dramatic pauses are something else because he gets more than half of the audience.
@bloonh8tr6194 жыл бұрын
Happy Valentine's day everyone, hope you spend the day happily with the people you care about!
@Glaceon424 жыл бұрын
@@billperron2 Dude, can you not? This way of promoting your videos on someone else's channel like this is wrong, and disrespectful. You need to stop.
@theHyperion124 жыл бұрын
i am. im here watching fluffy aren't i xD
@smoke41314 жыл бұрын
So basically alone
@TOFU23694 жыл бұрын
Yeah spending with my hands✊✊
@eeveeborn14184 жыл бұрын
well not people I guess just my 4 pets
@Alex-bx5vk4 жыл бұрын
I lost at "Head or tails" 🙏🙏
@tammysummerfield1833 жыл бұрын
Mr Iglesias, when can you make it to Orlando (I call it Mouse land 😄). Im a 4 wheeler (paralyzed so use wheelchair) so would have to get tickets in the ‘Special section) hahahahaha. So heads up would be appreciated. Lol. If you can’t, I understand. No problem. You will remain my fav.❣️❣️❣️. Your ability to bring clean laughter is more of a gift and I hope you realize that and I think you do. GOD BLESS you, your family and your loved ones that make it possible to do your job❣️ Keep it coming brother. 😃🥰🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that you are hilarious without the vulgar words. See peeps!! It IS POSSIBLE!!! FLUFFY DOES IT PERFECTLY. 😃💜💜❤️
@whowasthatguy10144 жыл бұрын
1:57 you can feel the crowd go dead silent😂😂😂
@mikegonzalez92224 жыл бұрын
I had to cut it off! I felt like I Was listening to my wife!!!! Lmao
@rudrawxd50624 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@creativedesignation78803 жыл бұрын
Maybe just pick another wife ;) not all women are like that
@DrBREAD4 жыл бұрын
“Listen hhhhhhh”. 😂 I was dying
@julianserrano71672 жыл бұрын
Omg, I just love Fluffy so much. The energy that he puts into all his acts and his bits is phenomenal. I truly hope to make it to one of his performances someday 😀
@TreeLynnT4 жыл бұрын
Fluffy, meeting you is on my bucket list. I hope I make it long enough. You're amazing.
@jcarm1854 жыл бұрын
the truth has never been more hilariously spoken
@CupidGaming5224 жыл бұрын
Lucky for me my girl is too shy to be like this, and she tells me what she likes or where she wants to go.
@InnerEagle4 жыл бұрын
Then you have a good woman, feel lucky. Me, for having a decent answer, I have to study her body language to understand where she wanna go eat, and it's usually a place where they take too much time to make food, and when food arrive looks like it's just a strawberry with some cream on it
@arikakarin23234 жыл бұрын
@@InnerEagle anything you do for love 😂
@andrewcham29774 жыл бұрын
Congratz, thats a keeper sir!
@roljancueto24 жыл бұрын
Or that's not a girl hmmmmm....
@troy10troytroy4 жыл бұрын
Dude. Keep her. Thats a rare species of female. Better keep her sound and safe and happy or else, the rest of the men that arent as lucky as you are ala KKK and prosecute you.
@vivianidelacerda97082 жыл бұрын
You are a good son, Gabriel, for taking your mom to Vincent's concert. Love your comedy. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@karlkascha12614 жыл бұрын
Fluffy, I absolutely love your comedy. You are uproariously funny just talking about life and life experiences from a Mexican American point of view, without being filthy or crude. You seem like a genuinely good person. Most of your stories apply across all nationalities and cultures.
@titsarmageddon4 жыл бұрын
He's right and he should say it. "I think we're over, he hasn't texted me in two days!" "You should send him a 'hey have a good day' text." "Omg, no! He has to chase me! He has to prove himself to me!" 🙄🔫
@LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын
My bestfriend is like this. I'm actually tired of hearing it. I love her and I want her to be happy, but it seems like she doesn't even know what she wants in life. One minute she cried the next she would be jumping around because the dude finally answered her lunch text at 2 am the next day. 😅 I feel like an evil friend because I keep suggesting her to dump the "busy" guy...I have a bad feeling about that guy, IMO all those sweet nothings he said to her are fake. I gave my bestie a copy of that movie "He's Just Not That Into You" but she refused to see it...saying she's not in the mood for such movies. Edit: They finally broke up for good...my poor girl found out that he actually HAS a wife for 5 year...poor woman doesn't even know what her "busy" husband did outside her home!!! He broke my bestie's heart so bad she's in depression now...😢
@DragonBlack1993 жыл бұрын
Yup
@anast93013 жыл бұрын
Im gonna dump men who doesnt text me back in two days
@LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын
@@anast9301 👍👍
@letterborneVods3 жыл бұрын
r/AreTheStraightsOK
@lizy91174 жыл бұрын
I have a fever on Valentine’s Day. Just more proof that my body has rejected this day.😂
@Oof-kn8yo4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@j.gonzalez80554 жыл бұрын
Broo, me too😂
@shannonwolfe76924 жыл бұрын
Same 😷
@Brandon117464 жыл бұрын
i didn't have a date either.
@jonathantrauner37424 жыл бұрын
GABRIEL IGLESIAS IS THE FUNNIEST MAN EVER #TRUTH
@alienartpop4 жыл бұрын
We love you Fluffy!!! Well only some people THAT way. Thank you for everything!!!
@demeris074 жыл бұрын
I got offered the same things, and I have the same reactions, the same disgust as to why I wasn't gay. My life would be so much more happier.
@McKavian4 жыл бұрын
I misread the first tine: I thought you said "My WIFE would be so much..." Its pretty funny either way, I suppose.
@gothic_ace20374 жыл бұрын
Fuuuuuuck dude id totally turn gay if it meant not being in debt. Im a simple bitch with simple needs. I dont need no diamond ring or fancy car. So long as they dont look like golem from lord of the ring ill fuckin rock their world.
@Bewefau3 жыл бұрын
@@gothic_ace2037 lol
@user-mm6uq7ss8h3 жыл бұрын
Me too. I would be glad if I'm gay.
@LadyVoldemort3 жыл бұрын
I would be glad if I'm a lesbian, because my girlfriend is the person who understands me the most... She said the same thing to me. Too bad we're not lesbians...
@4seasonsbbq4 жыл бұрын
No shit Fluffy you nailed that one EXACTLY right. Great job brother.
@crave86873 жыл бұрын
I've never laugh so hard in my entire life. Thanks Fluffy ...
@RJavierYepesDeV4 жыл бұрын
This guy is great. Quito-Ecuador 2020
@thachocolategod4 жыл бұрын
That moment when you think just for one moment that switching teams sounds so much better than dealing with the same crap over and over again.
@gitampathak86014 жыл бұрын
How do you want to do this? Heads or Tails... 😂😂😂
@yunhoindigo4 жыл бұрын
oh, good tip: if you're asked this question and don't know where to eat, have them name 5 places where they wanna eat. from there, choose 3 places out of the 5 that sound good. then, your partner chooses one out of the three. you get your options, but it doesn't feel like you have to choose. problem solved.
@jackskellington41983 жыл бұрын
Damn straight
@antibull48693 жыл бұрын
If they say “idk” the first time, set the types of food to a number system (fast food= 1, mexican food 2, etc) then have them pick a number between 1-10. Oorrrr make it interesting and dont tell em the 1-10 scale, and set it as 1-1000.
@inepthornet36712 жыл бұрын
Ultimately using advanced calculus to solve basic math problems
@sultanergeshbai92693 жыл бұрын
3:54 Yoo, this looks like an Ielts Exam, Listening Part 😂😂😂
@arsenkeneshbbekov524 жыл бұрын
I am just fascinated by the total accuracy of the things that this guy is telling...😂 it is so true can’t stop laughing
@jakedahl8184 жыл бұрын
Alright, we NEED a "run away with me" meme and giphy
@tyhoffman17204 жыл бұрын
"Finally, finally, someone wants to take care of me!"
@srichander26412 жыл бұрын
His expressions and his voice modulation is soo efficient, he tells things with bhaavasaaram.
@solaireofastora73504 жыл бұрын
When you're a fat kid and you see a big comedian: Is that my dad!?!?!? Love yah Fluffy.
@fedupadhesive48853 жыл бұрын
@@stevestevestevesteve6466 eyyyyyy
@eviciousthetalon86084 жыл бұрын
Them: "Where would you like to eat?" Me, in my head: Hmm... I know I want either Italian or Mexican... but I know they don't like Italian... and if I say Mexican, then they'll want to go to that one place I hate... Me, out load: "I dunno, where would you like to eat?" Them: *Sigh* "I don't care, just tell me what you're in the mood for." Me, in my head: Maybe if I say that Mexican place I DO like, we'll go there? Me, out loud: "I'm kind feelin' like [restaurant name]." Them: "Hm... I'd rather go to [restaurant I don't like]. Let's go there." Me, out loud: "Ok." Me, in my head: Fuck. Should've just said Italian.
@azuredragoon20544 жыл бұрын
Them: Where would you like to eat? Me: I've got X money to take care of my meal. So I'd prefer places like this but I can find something in most places. We get to restaurant Me after not finding anything I want to eat: Quietly orders something within my range anyway that I will at least pick at and make zero complaints about the restaurant chosen. I might be ambiguous but I'm not gonna complain when it's the off chance I don't like what's available.
@Brandon117464 жыл бұрын
rofl
@HeatherCoste4 жыл бұрын
I always sa no I hate that fucking place. ,lets eat at blank place I like. I hate when no one can decide where to eat cause it's like what sounds good. As long as I get no onions I'll eat anywhere. Except that Italian place io the road passing off Marsala as some yellow sauce. Ugh worst Italian food ever
@dubstepilluminati18234 жыл бұрын
This how it is with my family I want burger they go to mcnaldos when I like slackers when its Mexican they to go el tap (which is espensive af) but albertos is cheaper n better n i met me a Mr.Lexus n HE ACTUALLY LIKE WHERE I LOVE TO EAT long story short my family disowned me (except for my older brother that came back from the military) but hey I got the truck my grandpa left that everyone fightin over
@burns01003 жыл бұрын
I'm just glad we have these videos, they honestly get me through 2020.
@irisperez-velazquez11942 жыл бұрын
4:24🤣🤣🤣 I had to share the video with my husband. It's so me!🤣🤣🤣
@enigma.records67834 жыл бұрын
Roses are dead Love is fake Weddings are basically Funerals with cake. Rick Sanchez
@jonanderson44744 жыл бұрын
I turned myself into a pickle and
@azuredragoon20544 жыл бұрын
If Rick was taking the time to be a poet, this is exactly what he would say. He even could have said it during Birdman's wedding!
@sarahal-zahrani19604 жыл бұрын
Wow ...
@PreyingAssassin4 жыл бұрын
Damm 😅😅
@greenlink4454 жыл бұрын
@@jonanderson4474 funniest thing I have ever seen
@KaushalNegi32264 жыл бұрын
Single's Day for me
@arkadipta66674 жыл бұрын
Kaushal Negi mere liye bhi yaar
@smoke41314 жыл бұрын
Aur mere liye bhi
@animeoneshots31603 жыл бұрын
Comedians have the best memories
@muteegxmxr46373 жыл бұрын
“How do you want to do this head or tails “ I died 😂😂😂
@alisterthomas93554 жыл бұрын
Its Feb 14 and Imma still gonna say, that as a straight man, I've not heard anything more correct than what I heard here.
@noobgamer66744 жыл бұрын
This old clip saved me from feeling the singles Valentine's Day feelings
@ainsleyarmstrong70053 жыл бұрын
"How you wanna do this..heads or tails?" Bro I died
@attackinglizard34293 жыл бұрын
This video makes me grateful that I found a girl that she has the same communication level as me
@Toxic-tn7xu4 жыл бұрын
When fluffy uploads 3 days in a row 😊
@artandcraftwithbj95324 жыл бұрын
Fluffy your videos really make me laugh every time bro even I am in a sad situation
@billperron24 жыл бұрын
Señor Leche #6. Accepted at the Vatican. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5OagGacjaiHp8k
@clearblueskies11452 жыл бұрын
This is the best!! ❤️🔥😂😂😂
@markbarnes20413 ай бұрын
Love you one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen 🥴😎👽🇺🇲❤️❤️❤️❤️
@NessaKathy4 жыл бұрын
I just died laughing, tomorrow is my funeral and y'all are invited to eat pasteles, empanadas and arepas rellenas
@enzofudo78724 жыл бұрын
you hungry - yea where you wanna eat - M how you feel - good
@thelostwarriors78624 жыл бұрын
And so the transformation begins
@MariaFernandez-zq4dk4 жыл бұрын
Love as no boundaries! So true 😉
@IamCHOSEN234 жыл бұрын
"Burger King gives me chorro!!" 🤣😂
@jaycab20734 жыл бұрын
A very appropriate highlight for Valentine’s day. Lol
@manishkhanal29403 жыл бұрын
Ohh mann.. I still can't stop Laughing even finishing the video ... Mr.. gabriel is hilarious 🤣 I wanna attend his program some day.
@michaelgraf7354 жыл бұрын
Fluffy has a great future continuing as a comedian. Everything he says is soooooo funny.
@kushalsingh5444 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early I had a GF
@giinfarkas98804 жыл бұрын
Last time i was early i lost a gf
@Shadowpack954 жыл бұрын
@@giinfarkas9880 oh you have that problem too, its ok it happens to all of us
@cmdraftbrn4 жыл бұрын
gf? havent seen one of those in 20 years. lol /cry
@amandeepgill52064 жыл бұрын
Damn. F bro
@markbedway17874 жыл бұрын
cmdraftbrn are
@crispyrice94424 жыл бұрын
This video made me question my choice in comedy, my choices in past partners (lucky with my current) and my choices in sexuality
@Washingtub-senpai4 жыл бұрын
1:45 Maybe he saw Magic Mike and fell in love for you😅😅😅
@noelgenoway93602 жыл бұрын
Fluffy nailed it again! LMAO!!!! Go Fluffy go!!
@yugoxgc4 жыл бұрын
Also known as "About The one that got away"
@ecclestonsangel4 жыл бұрын
Now this is a great way to spend Valentine's Day! Thanks, Fluffy!💖
@Maruko19944 ай бұрын
Ohhh, Fluffy you’re such a genius you kept me laughing all the time!
@user-rv9be7xb2n2 жыл бұрын
I used the "how I feel" monologue to a short sketch I did with a friend, it was amazing. Thank you for your comedic talent and inspiration!
@Daemon2k154 жыл бұрын
This made me lose it! And my gf is now looking funny at me! :))
@timelyblock17024 жыл бұрын
fluffy looks buffy
@navinjoshi31844 жыл бұрын
"How do you wanna do it Heads or Tails"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@iboj.24034 жыл бұрын
You are the BEST !!😃😀🤣👏👏👏👏🤩
@yourcommentmightnotworksop99874 жыл бұрын
Wow the level of efficiency has reached the top roof
@daamovieguy4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to finally seeing you live next week. I promise, I I won't offer you Lexus.
@markwnongsiej65704 жыл бұрын
I literally spilled my coffee at the last minute🤣
@kulvindersandhu82493 жыл бұрын
Amazing 🤩. FLUFF, You’re ripping it man 👀👁😎👓🥸😽🤐🤩👀👀👁👁🌈
@ElricGurl4 жыл бұрын
Good god, I never realized I was low maintenance until this. As long as it has meat and starch i'm happy. Ask me how i'm feeling? I'll tell you.
@dubstepilluminati18234 жыл бұрын
Sometimes a straight answer can make up for a hellish day
@ElricGurl4 жыл бұрын
@@dubstepilluminati1823 Better than beating around the bush.
@robertschmidt78793 жыл бұрын
Will you marry me?
@ElricGurl3 жыл бұрын
@@robertschmidt7879 It depends. WHO are you?
@grimmashley84224 жыл бұрын
“How do you want to do this? Heads or tails?” OMIGOD THAT BROKE ME
@ItsStormCentral2 жыл бұрын
This man is SPITTING. FACTS.
@iyayaekita6624 жыл бұрын
You are so cool!! Mijo, eres de los nuestros. Bendito seas!