Love Triangles (Adieu to Hypoten-You)

When you get broken up with by an unhinged math major (or you ARE the unhinged math major??) open.spotify.com/album/6Hhza4...
The full version was demanded of this sound (www.tiktok.com/@schmoyoho/vid..., so Sarah SWOOPED in and made it heavenly. Lyrics-
I know that a² + b² = c²
but I'm afraid you² + me² ≠ we²
you took the us out of Pythagoras [paɪˈθæɡ.əɹ.əs]
so I turned 90° and walked away
I had to say
adieu to hypoten-you
I've forgotten you
we were one whole polygon
but we got chopped in two
goodbye to the function of u + i
you were my cosine
but love triangles never work
there's one too many sides
love triangles never wooooooork
I know that π's digits are never-ending
but you and I hit our limit, let's stop pretending
you never let us be equilateral
I was always secant, so I walked away
I had to say
chorus
love triangles never wooooooork
someone always ends up hurt
we'll never be like what we were
(x2)
(tender ending)
adieu to hypotenuse *insert bevy of crying emojis*

[@gregorybrothers]

please play this for your math teacher / classmate and film their reaction of GLEE or DISGUST 🫡 open.spotify.com/album/6Hhza4xmaymqXoPSEnlNBB?si=gkAGgb9hR3irb026t70Iew

[@Weaklytune]

I wish i had a math teacher to show this to LMAO

[@ShadowcasterZero]

I'm pretty sure my math teacher is 108 and would be very confused if I sent him this.

[@MathNerd1729]

It's nice seeing this song I heard from TikTok blossom into a full song! :)

[@michaelnavarro964]

My love for this song is like π. Irrational and never-ending.

[@gregorybrothers]

and always-giving, having given math students across the world dessert every march

[@a.harvey7331]

Why was the obtuse triangle always upset?....... Because it’s never right.

[@gregorybrothers]

DAD???

[@schmoyoho]

only one of these triangles also cries triangles, they are clearly the champion 🏆

[@KitsyX]

Possibly one of the best geometry love related songs of the last few days!

[@Ronariverah]

This has to compete with "the math of Love triangles " I have loved thatbine for ages. This one has extra math so maybe be the winner.

[@TheMagicat]

Of the last few days dang

[@Schneb77]

I was shocked on a moral level when I caught the object of my affection in bed with someone unlike me in every way. I said “My opposite on hypoten-you - that’s Sin” (Like most trigonometric and geometric problems, this joke took too long to construct and isn’t good)

[@gregorybrothers]

feeling your pain-at recess when i told the bully that the circumference of his mom was 2 x π x infinity i did NOT become the king of the schoolyard

[@bhaskr.]

@@gregorybrothers lmao

[@caggc]

The world doesn’t make sense anymore. This is one of the best songs of the year. Why do few views?! Cheers to you as you continue to make brilliant art.

[@Weaklytune]

Rip triangles

[@gregorybrothers]

they had a good run, time for some biangles

[@chronic_daydreamer]

How do you guys consistently write such great melodies and lyrics? Crazy.

[@Hansengineering]

The punny applicability of mathematical functions is impressive.

[@ShadowcasterZero]

The song needs an intro. Maybe a intro to the story verse? How did these triangles meet? How did they fall in love? Was the 3rd triangle always there?

[@funfings842]

Yes pleaaseeee i need this

[@GorgoReptilicus]

I love this nerdy description of heartbreak 💔

[@cappella264]

Why is a song about triangles so good

[@RJTheBikeGuy]

OMG! I love this song!!!!

[@gregorybrothers]

🙏😭🙏

[@nathangozzi2894]

Wish all triangles could be happy

[@ShadowcasterZero]

We are all triangles.

[@launches942]

this is where all those math drawings in the classroom come from

[@sabersight908]

i love this, amazing idea having a song with math equations to make it a love song xD

[@Ronariverah]

I have been playing this song on a loop.

[@MohammedKhal1d]

This made a big smile on my face and there not that many song that made me smile like this, you made my whole life Knew you from mark and you are awesome BTW I really didn't understand the "Hypoten-You" can anyone please explain to me thank you

[@SoleaGalilei]

The hypotenuse is the longest side of a right triangle. So it's just a pun. :)

[@MohammedKhal1d]

@@SoleaGalilei oh! Thank you

[@FanOfMostEverything]

A painful yet beautiful counterpoint to Finite Simple Group (of Order Two.)

[@yomomma6633]

OH MY GOD YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS YES

[@nobody2128]

When the smart kid goes through a break up

[@0ned]

My New Favorite!!!!!! Just kidding I still love Mike Change Your Ways best

[@roberthalperin114]

Math Music 😂 Catchy and clever. Under 2 minutes. Very well done.

[@DreamyyArt]

The math teacher gets divorced

[@gracie_cat]

another certified pre-owned banger *slow clap*

[@WalkingTrashcan]

Dammit! Now I have to brush up on my maths to understand all the lyrics. The lyrics I did understand were top notch though.

[@funfings842]

I LOVE THIS SONG I LOVE THIS SONG I LOVE IT

[@Iisflammablewaterandioop]

I found this while looking for vihart on spotify- i love this song so much❤❤❤ :D

[@Hbirdo]

#TMBGB “Here comes math” < > #TMBG “Here comes science” (Nice meeting you EG w Fisch at Sharples 5/30!)

[@theburger_king]

How did he memorize all those digits of pie and write them in order without stopping

[@charmainede-bell8763]

Another banger!

[@CRAZY_CALLIE]

"Chrissy wake up! I don't like this! Chrissy wake uuuppppppp!!!!!!!Hey hello?,Time to wake up time to wake up can you hear me wake up chrissyyyyyy. I don't like this chrissy wake up!AJSHHEGWHSDHAHDHEHDH"

[@insunatic5062]

Hi. Wow. Good job.

[@magic8ball237]

Alright this was amazing.

[@LynneSkysong]

It's so catchy, even if me, the husband, and the wife disagree with the conclusion 😆

[@planemod8399]

CHRISSY WAKE UP!!!

[@solanum5709]

C'est trop bien mais trop court parce que c'est trop bien (Why did i write this in French ? I dunno but 👋 Andrew !)

[@tenns]

c'est parce qu'il dit adieu?

[@funfings842]

THERES A MUSIC VIDEO IM SO HAPPY

[@chrisyoung5363]

Props to the Adderal. :)

[@AnimalFreakGamer30]

This Definitely”WILL”,Help AnyOne,With”Algebra”,For Sure!!✏️📓📱☺️👍🏼

[@DreamyyArt]

Hello grade 6 student who is struggling in algebra here This is geometry

[@ProbusMihraban]

Why 😭

[@gregorybrothers]

because why = mx + b

[@ProbusMihraban]

@@gregorybrothers i'm an asexual and was never in a relationship ,but this brought to me to tears

[@harptastic]

@@gregorybrothers HOW DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST RESPONSES 😭

[@harptastic]

as much as i hate math this song makes me hate it a little bit less

[@gregorybrothers]

so you didn't turn 90° twice?? honored 🙏😭

[@DreamyyArt]

I watched both XFOHV and this song Though my hate for math is π This song and that animation made math a little bit more simplified :)

[@XCimme94]

love triangles do work, if you turn the polygon into a polycue

[@micahisnotacar5903]

ah the smart kid's favourite song

[@dannydanny9875]

Quick Maths

[@Mynameishassan0]

That secant joke was funny

[@waterbuffaloaf2530]

Ow.

[@sebastianthor546]

Wait, this isn't ViHart.

[@illuminati1866]

I know that~ *39 buried* *0 found*

[@PrestonC3po]

Just found this and it came out the day after my girlfriend broke up with me

[@gustavrepa7109]

Hi

[@djamtz]

This doesn't seem pointless

[@neptunite5973]

this is the opposite of that NSP math love song

[@Bons580]

Hello

[@gregorybrothers]

ahoy-hoy (the alleged original telephone greeting)

[@ShadowcasterZero]

Is it me you're looking for?

[@The_mg]

since : you= cos x and me=secant x it was never meant to be.

[@Groovemonkey-pd4ht]

Haram anime fans shacking and crying rn fr 😂

[@briggetsmith]

Please do a remix to Senator Matt Gaetz calling out Hunter Biden about having a copy of his laptop. It sounds so close to the bedroom intruder sound. I laughed so hard when I linked it in my head.

[@DreamyyArt]

I literally searched for battle for bfdi