Well sounds exactly something you will say after getting drunk
@dimplerani5262 Жыл бұрын
@@programmable_life yeah i didnt knew that Niko can do that too...
@insanity_rev5 жыл бұрын
Niko: TAXEEEE!!! Johnny: TAXIIIII!!! Luis: T A A A S S S S I I I I ! O Y E ! !
@adamgoracy15073 жыл бұрын
*Niko: YELLOW CAR
@Journey_to_who_knows3 жыл бұрын
TASI GARRY
@hakaeriatzinrodriguezhuert74633 жыл бұрын
Bien XD
@marine91183 жыл бұрын
Y E L L O W C A A A A R
@percyrobles88973 жыл бұрын
It's funny that Luis says "Tassi"... when in reality South American people says it just like people in the US: "Taxi"
@James-vm2cl5 жыл бұрын
“sometimes when I drive at night, I pretend all the other cars are spaceships”
@bensimmonsforr35 жыл бұрын
That’s what the taxi drivers say in GTAV
@aidenpearce95484 жыл бұрын
I always hear that line
@VaroVB6 жыл бұрын
7:46 "This is gonna be fun" Background lady: Aahhh
@yuukiyoshizawa70076 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ahmed-al-raiyan52385 жыл бұрын
Lol she bout to get destroyed!!!
@wetsocks61775 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@KittiwatBIG5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@RiDgy5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kdvsam6 жыл бұрын
*When Romans Taxi service arrives faster than LS Taxi Service*
@whatever570106 жыл бұрын
bellic enterprises 👍
@euridr21416 жыл бұрын
And mohammed... *best taxi driver in the gta series* : )
@Straiferdt016 жыл бұрын
Because they're a private taxi company (somewhat like Uber) + Roman may send taxis fast because it's Niko, his cousin.
@yuukiyoshizawa70076 жыл бұрын
@@Straiferdt01 There is a legend, that if you take Roman to Bowling 10 times in the same day, he will send you a Limousine as a Taxi
@Straiferdt016 жыл бұрын
@@yuukiyoshizawa7007 lmao
@dramatic52936 жыл бұрын
7:46 *This is ganna be fun* *_Scream of a girl in the background_*
@theworldoverheavan5605 жыл бұрын
Lol
@MercyWolff5 жыл бұрын
XD i just saw that lol
@Hunchosss4 жыл бұрын
Cheezd Theres always random girls screaming in gta iv
@myself27524 жыл бұрын
Lol
@fhdthefox48434 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Alfakappa695 жыл бұрын
I always felt the fact that the "enter taxi/steal car" controls from GTA IV to GTA V were reversed on purpose lmao
@MartyBellvue4 жыл бұрын
Alfa Kappa 69 my eyes totally glazed over the instruction text in GTA V because it's so small and my TV's far away and stuff and i got SO mad i just thought it was the same way as IV and i didn't know why i kept jacking the cab when i thought i was doing what it said. lmao 😭
@unknownboi38244 жыл бұрын
@@MartyBellvue Sad :/
@lmaodead29004 жыл бұрын
yea got confused too
@justanotheranimeprofilepic2 жыл бұрын
I think it does work better in 5 because there is no issues if you accidentally just press ent vehicle. But in GTA 4 if you don't hold that button then there usually is a problem
@xoxxxooxx Жыл бұрын
Dude I’m saying I got in gta 4 the other day I was like dam I’m not trying to steal yo car I needa ride
@_JOJ_5 жыл бұрын
7:45 driver: "this is gonna be fun!" Girl: *screaming and starts running in the background*
@patrikanic33326 жыл бұрын
Niko Belic: *is drunk *YELLOW CAR INTESTIFIES*
@jm0366 жыл бұрын
*MIIIIISTER MAN!!!*
@llamosita20045 жыл бұрын
MISTERRRRRRR MAAAAAAAAN
@akoy.parker5 жыл бұрын
Hey Niko, it's Roman let's go bowling.
@justanormalbird83025 жыл бұрын
yElLoW cAr
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love niko as a character.
@ayushgupta72736 жыл бұрын
Here's a tip : Whenever waiting for a cab just move ur camera towards ground or any wall which is just close to you. Do not look at the road .You will see taxi will arrive much faster than it did when you were looking at road. Reason: If you look at ground taxi will spawn near you and if you look at road taxi will take time to spawn and will spawn much further than you. Try it ;)
@christopher74365 жыл бұрын
Ayush Gupta same with mechanic in online
@romanbellic95805 жыл бұрын
It’s based on location of camera but mostly on the direction of the cursor on the radar.
@backyardgunner60385 жыл бұрын
I do this all the time. Glad i'm not the only one that does it
@mr_noobx30092 жыл бұрын
In what gta?
@CrownLightYT2 жыл бұрын
@@mr_noobx3009 are you stupid ofc in gta
@collinghood68286 жыл бұрын
Calling a taxi while drunk in GTA 4 had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
5:01 'Sorry about the smell, I just laid some gas in here' 😂😂
@Thomas_Bergel4 жыл бұрын
The Elegant Assassin Auschwitz 1940s, colourised
@metalheadgamer66664 жыл бұрын
Thomas Bergel Damn, that was as dark as GTA 4's story. Lol
@zionharris28744 жыл бұрын
Lol
@warh1story5633 жыл бұрын
lol, im crying
@travobsolo3 жыл бұрын
Literally was listening to it while I was reading the comment
@toyota_avanza4 жыл бұрын
12:06 that pain sound tho, now i feel bad to change the destination
6 жыл бұрын
4:50 always love this one
@Toxic2T6 жыл бұрын
beat up the coochie lmfao
@dakillergaming8705 жыл бұрын
And bang girls
@yamayeet84865 жыл бұрын
C O O C H I E
@Tino59064 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@pennytrui11494 жыл бұрын
@@Toxic2T LMAO
@baranarslan73136 жыл бұрын
Yellow carrrrr mister mannnn
@RoroKold5 жыл бұрын
7:47 Taxi driver- *this is gonna be fuuunnnn!* _random pedestrian screams_
@cepv_23055 жыл бұрын
*Psycho Taxi*
@suspicioususer4 жыл бұрын
HEY HEY READY TO MAKE SOME CRAZY MONEY
@erikin97574 жыл бұрын
Because he were gonna run over the one who screamed!
@crunke34033 жыл бұрын
Zamierzam Bądź zabawny
@williamst.96523 жыл бұрын
Niko :i need rush This gonna be funnn girl: surely he will hit me brutally Screams*
@lukep.46605 жыл бұрын
"This is my dad's cab I'm not really a cab driver." Lol
@aidenpearce95484 жыл бұрын
Then who hired him?
@metalheadgamer66663 жыл бұрын
Tristan Gaming69 Maybe his Dad. Lol he probably owns a Cab business, like Roman. XD
@MrRulet5504 жыл бұрын
Franklin: *calls for taxi* Also franklin: *Beats up a driver, gets hit by 2 cars, rides on one of them like a surfing board. Eventually calls taxi again* "Sorry all our drivers are busy right now, Please call back later"
@wayrt21146 жыл бұрын
14:28 "It was gorgeous back in the Union, no traffic jams at all!" "Of course, I am a man of patience, but not to that point!"
@comedordepizzatv64255 жыл бұрын
Исмаил Талышинский. Nice. Thank you.
@thearousedeunuch5 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@kerilz87945 жыл бұрын
Marcus Bergström I bet you are wrong. My friends mostly put cat pics on their avatars.
@megalifts4 жыл бұрын
@@QuackerHead-j We love bears.
@ukurok68384 жыл бұрын
@@QuackerHead-j cats are more popular
@thedominooos6 жыл бұрын
GTA IV cabs are obviously better beacuse of how you call them when drunk
@ender2126 жыл бұрын
Yet you can't ride them when drunk
@oneofmanyparadoxfans54476 жыл бұрын
@@ender212 YELLOW CAR!
@Nyan-Kun6 жыл бұрын
Btw. The drunk mode in gta 5 feels so lazy, boring and less challenging than in gta 4.
@Fr0staX6 жыл бұрын
MISTER MAAAAAN
@dakillergaming8706 жыл бұрын
@@Nyan-Kun Lol as they will waste their time fixing the fucking drunk mode.
@bigsmoke68056 жыл бұрын
14:29 -- It was so beautiful back in the [Soviet] Union. No traffic jams at all! -- I'm a patient man, but not to *THAT* extent!
@wayrt21146 жыл бұрын
Big Smoke I made it earlier, but your translation is better :)
@euridr21416 жыл бұрын
@Rafael Suprayogi *number 6 with extra dip*
@sonpchow296 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOOHHHHHH
@evenflow10196 жыл бұрын
2 number 45s
@surirajput16 жыл бұрын
*vagos*
@unicornmeatman22673 жыл бұрын
Taxi driver:”I gotta tell you something... I don’t have a license! Can you believe that?” Niko who just watched him smash the front end of his car:” I never would have guessed”
@metalheadgamer66665 жыл бұрын
I always see myself spamming the LB button to hear all of their quotes constantly. Such a good amount of dialogue in GTA 4.
6 жыл бұрын
4:57 "don't play with window" *accidentally smashes window with elbow because dumbass Rockstar didn't find a way to separate attack when I am in phone mode*
@47thheaven346 жыл бұрын
Lmao everytime he said that I would purposely break the window
6 жыл бұрын
@@47thheaven34 would be cool if driver went into murderous rage with deadly accuracy
@cannonrangeryt17406 жыл бұрын
Rockstar is a decent game company
@fatnoob34265 жыл бұрын
You made my day man
@dakillergaming8705 жыл бұрын
@Shadow Hedgehog Did you forget RDR2 ?
@ٴۥٴٴٴ6 жыл бұрын
*Y E L L O W C A R ! ! !*
@SmenDeSmen5 жыл бұрын
*_M I S T A M E N_*
@deaconblackwood67855 жыл бұрын
*T A A X I I*
@handsomepenguin.76595 жыл бұрын
*HOTEL?* *TRIFAGO!!!*
@handsomepenguin.76595 жыл бұрын
-lol-
@handsomepenguin.76595 жыл бұрын
_funny_
@pield38135 жыл бұрын
LS= LA LC=NY so NY have many taxi
@reigo1415 жыл бұрын
no shit
@WheelVERSE4 жыл бұрын
Yes shit
@F1_ShortsSteve4 жыл бұрын
Both shit
@robertyneutro74 жыл бұрын
and in 5 you can call a taxi in the smartphone
@obliviousidiot.4 жыл бұрын
No shit dumb fuck
@hopeineverything65535 жыл бұрын
0:15 finding a taxi while driving a car GENIUS
@whatever570105 жыл бұрын
on foot it would have taken forever :P
@hopeineverything65535 жыл бұрын
@@whatever57010 😂😂
@AlphaJnx5 жыл бұрын
@@whatever57010 what a great citizen are you XD
@d._wolff4 жыл бұрын
Michael: “Cmon, buddy. Let’s go!” Trevor: “HURRY THE FUCK UP!”
@thevarietychannel10173 жыл бұрын
Franklin: Speed it up homie!
@bestberto76146 жыл бұрын
0:31 it’s easy to find taxis because is New York
@cypressmarch66326 жыл бұрын
K, some Russian quotes I heard while watching. 5:08. Окей, нет проблем! (Okey, net problem) /OK, no problem! 7:16. Говно медвежье! (Govno medvedj'e!) /Bear's crap! 12:05. Ээээм... Окей. Ладно. (Okey. Ladno.) / Uhhhm... OK, fine. 14:28. В Союзе была красота. Никаких тебе пробок! (V Soyuze bila krasota. Nikakikh tebe probok!) / It was nice in the Union. No traffic jams at all! 14:31. Я человек терпеливый, конечно, но не до такой же степени! (Ya chelovek terpelivii, konechno, no ne do takoi zhe stepeni) / I'm a patient person, but not to that point!
@allen82515 жыл бұрын
О, русский )))
@DamBeldor973565 жыл бұрын
дико ору с русских реплик в игре, особенно от таксистов
@cypressmarch66325 жыл бұрын
Хотя бы они озвучены по-русски, а не как в Баттлфилд со своим:"Смотрьи, бльять! Пулемьот!"
@lemonchickislove5 жыл бұрын
Мистер мэээн
@donofbrooklyn5 жыл бұрын
то чувство, когда частенько катался там на такси, но кроме "оокей, нет проблем" ничего не слышал
@ju26366 жыл бұрын
i always used taxi in gta 4 but never in gta 5.....
@Alimohamed096 жыл бұрын
Why? Ls is biggest than lc
@trevorphilips90656 жыл бұрын
ali scorpion bh The driver in LC is funnier
@kdvsam6 жыл бұрын
@@Alimohamed09 but its more difficult to find a Taxi in GTA 5
@TheTimoprimo6 жыл бұрын
@@kdvsam That's because NYC is more densely-populated compared to LA (LC and LS, respectively).
@LordZula6 жыл бұрын
I just called the cab service.
@StarWarsDebunked4 жыл бұрын
7:14 "Bear shit!", just good ol' Russian cursing. I remember as a kid I would laugh like crazy to that one line. Good times indeed.
@kennystewart79015 жыл бұрын
13:29 (left down) I guess you refuse Roman's Bowling (lol)
@Yaban626 жыл бұрын
Roses are red, Violets are blue, And _YELLOW CARRRR!!!!!!_
@jeez17545 жыл бұрын
But no one knows what does the driver say: maza-maza-mazafaaakaa! Ma-ma-ma-ma-mazafaaakaaa!
@happysh_t42025 жыл бұрын
Doesnt even rhyme
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
@@happysh_t4202 Does it have to rhyme to be funny? Are there specific rules for jokes? Anything that makes a guy laugh without pissing of the rest of the population is okay in my book.
@Yaban625 жыл бұрын
Walter Clements haahaaahhahaha. thank you bro. but you don't need to write down and piss off people like that. I respect to your thoughts.
@happysh_t42025 жыл бұрын
Marcus Bergström whatever you say marcus
@kendrezflournoy24296 жыл бұрын
Taxis in GTA IV are the best
@saabrailfan3106 жыл бұрын
'Stupid malaka'
@wikaiii6 жыл бұрын
@dakillergaming8706 жыл бұрын
Every video GTA 4 compared to gta5 you should always see "GTA IV IS THE BEST" "GTA IV HAS THE BEST ASS" "GTA IV HAS THE BEST CARS" "GTA 4 HAS THE BEST DICK"
@onurtintas6 жыл бұрын
DaKiller Gaming Damn you are so right!
@iPhone-hk9se6 жыл бұрын
DaKiller Gaming your right 😂 😂
@damjanoviic6 жыл бұрын
00:56 *_yellow car!_*
@nhatnguyen-qv6kb5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@DYWTE5 жыл бұрын
Luka Gamer when you want to call a taxi but forgot what it was called
@gagewong72515 жыл бұрын
10:25 Man does a three point turn across like 4 lanes of traffic. Incredible.
@no_name9005 жыл бұрын
do you know how car spawning works in V? if you look at both sides of the road constantly, the taxi will never spawn and thus it will take those 10 minutes it took for you. Otherwise, it would take at most 30 seconds taxis always spawn in the side of the road that you're not looking at when you already called the company
@ondraspendlik97596 жыл бұрын
Seems like R* didn't take taxis as a frequently used way of transport (or money making) in GTA V, unlike in GTA IV. Explains why there are less dialogues, clearly less work put into the actual driving of the cab driver, and why there is only one type of taxi (there were 3 types in GTA III, 3 types in Vice City, 2 types in San Andreas, and 5 types in GTA IV, including both Roman's taxis). Also partially explains why there are only few of them on the streets and why it takes them so long to arrive to you (partially, because NYC is unlike LA full of taxis, as unlike in LA, most people don't have their own car in NYC). In GTA V, there are fast cars everywhere around you in richer parts of LS, your car is always near you, unless you leave it behind, there are many helicopters, and since there are multiple airfields, there are also airplanes, including jets. Streets and roads aren't everyhwhere, and with all the tunnels and bridges, it can get confusing for NPCs when going to the waypoint. In case you don't need specific character, you can also fast travel using the character switching. In a game like this, you will use your car to travel short and medium distances and sometimes an aircraft for long ones. With the time it takes before cabs arrive, it's not worth it. R* maybe didn't have enough time to work more on taxis in GTA V (as it is not a very important feature), so they maybe made the arrive times longer to make less people use them and notice mistakes. The difference between the money you get and money you pay is to make it worth it. While in GTA IV, there aren't that many sources of income, you're not getting that much money and you don't have anything to spend it on (except for weapons, ammo and clothes), so even few dollars are worth something (especially early in the game, when you can do cab missions). In GTA V, there are many more sources of income, you're making millions of dollars and you can spend it on a ton of stuff (weapons, ammo, clothes, properties, vehicles and upgrades, character customization and more), so few dollars are nothing and would be just a waste of time for you. Why add it in the first place? I guess they needed some missions for the cab depot. Why add cab depot? Allows for free fast travelling and gives you another business to make money. Cab depot is a pretty standard type of business and they clearly didn't have anything better to replace it, so they went with it and it was the right call.
@lonttugamer29396 жыл бұрын
Uhh no, taxis are still a great way ti roll in gta v story mode
@ondraspendlik97596 жыл бұрын
@@lonttugamer2939 Well, can't tell, haven't played story mode for like 2 years or so, so I don't remember. I think I used them a couple of times and they arrived pretty quickly. Waiting ten minutes like in this video seems really pointless and I feel like that's not how it usually goes. But I expect him to test it multiple times, so he should be able to figure out it was a bug or something. Hard to tell, I guess it takes no longer than a minute in normal situation for the taxi to arrive. The thing is, taxis were moved to a side line, from being one of the two most used ways of travelling in GTA IV, in GTA V airplanes took a lot of attention from them. You wouldn't really use a taxi for shorter distances, and if for some reason you need to go somewhere far, you often either take your car so you can drive it around once you get there, or you use an aircraft. Since taxis rarely appear on streets, it's not very intuitive for most players to use them, but yes, I agree they are great for fast travelling
@hotcandy695 жыл бұрын
@@ondraspendlik9759 I guess I'm a bit late to reply to this comment but you should also take into consideration that New York is basically known for it's taxis so it kinda makes sense that they paid a bit more attention to taxis in GTA IV in Liberty City that's based off of that.
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie9255 жыл бұрын
Ondra Spendlik plus the taxis in GTA IV look more realistic with the push bars.
@thirdhandlv42312 жыл бұрын
Probably because driving in IV feels like a chore most of the time aswell, the city gets repetetive even though all of the streets are completely different from each other, different buildings, commercials, objects. But all feel the same:
@polar_bear036 жыл бұрын
Thanks, now the word "taxi" sounds weird
@Veroxzes6 жыл бұрын
Travel Around X Inevitably X being the name of the city... I don’t even know 😐
@holomatic15495 жыл бұрын
Look at it this way: *YELLOW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!*
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
Next time you are in a city: YELLOW CAR.
@tang4846 жыл бұрын
This one taxi drove in circles and the destination was literally a few hundred feet. So when I finally skip the ride, I ended up spending over a thousand dollars.
@Raygun2226 жыл бұрын
Worth it.
@oneofmanyparadoxfans54476 жыл бұрын
That driver found out the perfect way to stiff people!
@MCTogs6 жыл бұрын
Just like real taxi drivers.
@tang4846 жыл бұрын
@@sonicuno1 5
@bravo29485 жыл бұрын
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
@massonn5 жыл бұрын
5:07 *Hey! Okey... Нет проблем*
@ayman43073 жыл бұрын
I love that quote😂
@brennocalderan22015 жыл бұрын
GTA IV taxi drivers have more varied etnies.
@GamingWithJumbo4 жыл бұрын
You mean ethnicities?
@FlaminKanami4 жыл бұрын
Entities? lol and yes they do, i feel like gta 5 just has 2 taxi drivers & both are young.
@wanilimbe4 жыл бұрын
In GTA 4 they are literally just Hispanic old dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
@fallonwomack57774 жыл бұрын
@@wanilimbe they arent tho
@fallonwomack57774 жыл бұрын
@@wanilimbe romans cab driver is always the same yeah,but the normal cab drivers arent
@MiruNsg976 жыл бұрын
4:58 does it sounds like toni's voice from GTA LCS? o_o
@loweni74605 жыл бұрын
Most likely the same voice actor
@imkopilala18504 жыл бұрын
If you go to the ammu nation in gta san andreas and talk to the cashier, his voice sounds the same, because of same voice actor
@supertaxi39016 жыл бұрын
no racism but I hate the fact that GTA 5 taxi drivers are all spanish.
@WarGutsy6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in GTA 4 there were many types of cab drivers, even women, even Cops lol.
@CallMeNevermore6 жыл бұрын
*Hispanic
@discrij60736 жыл бұрын
WarGutsy cops? Wtf where ?
@WarGutsy6 жыл бұрын
@@discrij6073 sorry I meant in GTA 4. In that game there is a common glitch where somehow a cop is driving a cab.
@euridr21416 жыл бұрын
@@CallMeNevermore *mexican
@MrCarguy26 жыл бұрын
2:07 I need that as a ringtone
@burgerbattle4 жыл бұрын
"Driver carries a firearm and will use it in defense" *runs when you kick the cab*
@thevarietychannel10173 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@ZloyBelyash Жыл бұрын
I'd like to give my respects to LC cab drivers, as I like them a lot and have always liked them since I started playing this game. I'd even say, I like them a lot more than some of the characters, especially the Russian drivers) They're always hilarious, make funny comments, and are quite a good way of fast-travelling. I used fast travel quite a lot during my first walkthrough but now I rarely skip trips and enjoy driving to the destination with some great music playing in the background. They're always cool and relaxed while driving, even when they get into an accident or two on the way. They handle the car well, the car accidents when you hurry them up being the fault of the AI, but to me it's more like a funny detail denoting aggressive driving, and that's why these crashes never irritate me. They always change the radio station without complaining so you can listen to your favourite track. For the most part of the ride they're silent and don't disturb you with constant babbling, only making a joke here and there. And what's best of all, they'll drive you to your destination against all odds, no matter what happens on the way. (They sometimes get stuck in traffic though, but there's always a "Trip skip" button😉). It's a pity there's no taxi driver character in IV (Roman is more like a dispatcher to me), who could serve as Niko's friend and kind of a getaway driver thanks to his professional driving skills... One can't but respect these guys who do their job properly in such a corrupt world.
@teadrinkingkris94665 жыл бұрын
Russian translation: "In USSR it was nice. Nothing about traffic jams!" "Of course I am a patient driver, but not THAT much!"
@alexortiz83204 жыл бұрын
Where is that translation in the part of the video?
@DMlTREl3 жыл бұрын
@@alexortiz8320 14:27
@elperrodelautumo75112 жыл бұрын
Because the former USSR owned all of the state owned car brands that they control and the amount of cars is limited to the amount of the population. Also it took a long time to own a vehicle. Like years lasting long line time of waiting.
@Guillotines_For_Globalists5 жыл бұрын
Seeing this just reminds me how much better the damage was in GTA IV. I do believe that IV and V were made by entirely different crews, though. GTAV feels more arcade-like. Perhaps that is the best way to describe it.
@thirdhandlv42312 жыл бұрын
V feels like a game that is right in the middle when it comes to the gameplay and realism. GTA IV is definetely on the edge of realism, thus gameplay is left behind, as is the world thanks to the fact that alot of time developing the game was spent making the engine good.
@khalichardy86322 жыл бұрын
0:00 Intro 1:36 calling a taxi 2:20 phone calls 6:06 calm driving 8:21 go fast 10:17 fast driving 11:25 changing destination 13:06 random chatting 15:04 arriving 15:22 asking the driver to stop 15:38 not enough money 16:23 taking a taxi while wanted
@samiferrara18422 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@mahaa78535 жыл бұрын
0:47 TAXIIIIIIIEEEEE MISTER MAN TAXI CAAAAAAAAB YELLOW CAAAAAAR STOP MISTERRRRR
@gamerwind43066 жыл бұрын
I like nikos quotes when a taxi doesnt stop at calling. "My invisble pills are working so good" XD
@francosecchi81016 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but i really enjoy these type of videos. Good job like always
@ΝικοςΚ-ψ3ζ6 жыл бұрын
I miss the Greek cab guy when you crash him start yelling "STUPID MALAKA"😂😂
@sonpchow296 жыл бұрын
I always hear this dialogue "what is this shit my car
@Limebee_5 жыл бұрын
14:29 he says: 'In the Soviet Union everything was beutiful: no traffic jams.' (Sorry for my english)
@GamingWithJumbo4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@NinaCortex29224 жыл бұрын
Limebee, how its translated to Russian? I olny know Sa yuzo
@Stealth_Ninja4 жыл бұрын
Franklin: cab hey Michael: taxi ! Trevor: stop your f car
@joecarr97436 жыл бұрын
14:07 I gotta tell you something i don't even have a license can't you believe it *and he somehow he still managed to get a job as a taxi driver*
@Jakedman215 жыл бұрын
T H A T S T H E J O K E
@AlfredoMartinez-ws6qu5 жыл бұрын
@@Jakedman21 Lets go bowling
@royal__twistt12cringealert915 жыл бұрын
He stole the cab probs
@splsh85396 жыл бұрын
ACTUALLY CHANGE OF PLAN that was the most irritating thing in this video but the rest was amusing and fun to watch :)
@Crazytrain20156 жыл бұрын
Video request: LS transit VS LC transit (subway trains, trams, mountain lift, bus, etc)
@riccardos29555 жыл бұрын
Dont forgett the tourist bus in LS
@novob573 жыл бұрын
“sometimes when im driving late at night, id like to pretend other cars are spaceships” what a fact, that sentence will never be forgotten
@OokileyGMR4 жыл бұрын
Niko: hey, can you drive faster Taxi Driver: so you've chosen death
@mylvin31836 жыл бұрын
4:56 "Ehh, don't play wit teh windows" I always smashed it when he said that.
@jazminbowman27546 жыл бұрын
I love GTA IV 👍🔥💯
@janktheterrible6 жыл бұрын
YELLOWW CARRRR
@isaiahgarcia42795 жыл бұрын
I just blew my phone bc I thought there was a hair
@walterthenotoriousdog98215 жыл бұрын
I just love when niko says me man and yellow car when he’s drunk😂😂😂😂😂
@bigbear57675 жыл бұрын
That little "VUM" sound when you get a notification in gta 4 takes me back
@VictorG6216 жыл бұрын
"Scratches and bumps may occur" this is why in gta 4 the taxis have ram bars, just like in real life nyc where accidents are common.
@_wanted_outlaw30076 жыл бұрын
Because the taxi drivers will have to pay for the damage as they do not own the car so the bars are insurance, most impala's were purchased by taxi depots and police at the time because they were cheap these are the ones with the stock fins in the back seen in gta4
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie9255 жыл бұрын
GTA IV really nailed attention to detail with their taxis.
@genjuro31856 жыл бұрын
1:01 And your beloved Hexer, Johnny K? XD 1:21 Love when Luis says: "¡Oye, taxi!" :D 2:08 8:23 Trevor is the most polite by calling a taxi.. :P 3:05 3:35 This is Los Santos Premier Taxi Service by Downtown Cab Co. Better fly to LC and enjoy Roman's Cab Service. :D 10:45 lol 13:25 Hey, compadre... Never get married. 15:12 Luis: "Compadre... Muy bien" 16:10 Si no hay cuarto, no hay taxi. :D The only thing I like from Downtown Cab Co. is Liz Macallen, on her Private Taxi Fare. 😍 Thanks, whatever man. ;)
@sonpchow296 жыл бұрын
Tiny missed detail in GTA IV with the sign that on the side read "off duty"
@davidpurpleartist81255 жыл бұрын
7:38 how do you get in a spot like that
@fxsupermaster10 ай бұрын
Only thing I dislike is how every taxi driver in gta 5 has the same exact model, but i get its an old game I hope that changes in GTA 6. Because even in RDR2 i still notice the same looking pedestrians
@iamjohnporter676 жыл бұрын
The taxis are in GTA Online but the thing that sucks is that you cannot skip their driving like you can in single player.
@CaptainSalazar696 жыл бұрын
iamjohnporter67 how would that make sense online
@collinghood68286 жыл бұрын
iamjohnporter67 obviously, it’s online dumbass.
@iamjohnporter676 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainSalazar69 Well to be fair whenever you get a Heist invite from Lester you would fast travel back to your apartment, same thing with the Facility. I think they took it out because they knew players would abuse this like crazy.
@evenflow10196 жыл бұрын
It would seem a little wierd for you to just magicly disapear in online in real time dont you think?
@raisedstunna74196 жыл бұрын
@@evenflow1019 yea like when your car spawns in like that it should be the taxi systom gta online
@Marian.646 жыл бұрын
You forgot the change the radio station lines in gta 4!!!!!
@lonttugamer29396 жыл бұрын
But gta v doesnt have them so they cant be compared
@miguelojeda56925 жыл бұрын
LonttuGamer you can change the radio in gta5 when your in a taxi
@Marian.645 жыл бұрын
@@miguelojeda5692 You can change the radio station in gta 5 but do not have lines as in gta 4 niko commented depending on the radio station
@anfasanur5 жыл бұрын
Niko: *change the radio station* Roman's rude cab driver: "Shit pieces!"
@bulgarianreaper65876 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who didn't have any problem with calling a cab in GTA V?
@osergergfd25016 жыл бұрын
Noo
@bulgarianreaper65876 жыл бұрын
@@osergergfd2501 thx
@riccardos29555 жыл бұрын
I dont know other people but in my country you actually have to call a cab with your phone, so i enjoyed it in GTA V..... felt just right
@squareprod_2 жыл бұрын
Franklin: "Yo! Taxi!" Michael: "Cab!" Trevor: "*S T O P Y O U R F * C K I N G C A R*"
@nighthawkj30A43 жыл бұрын
Also side by side the GTA lV has held up really well over the years. I remember when first was released back 2008 10th grade in HS.
@VaroVB6 жыл бұрын
13:29 Someone didn't want to go bowling
@manopalito6 жыл бұрын
11:20 "filha da puta!" is a dirty work from here, Brazil xD
@normiesaredegeneratesthatn33316 жыл бұрын
Taxis in gta 4 are much better.
@onurtintas5 жыл бұрын
isolateddude why?
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie9255 жыл бұрын
because they don't waste time on the trip.
@SergeantExtreme4 жыл бұрын
The actual driving AI in GTA V is significantly better than in IV. Taxis in IV consistently got stuck. I've never seen a taxi get stuck in V.
@EruseanPug4 жыл бұрын
Onur Tintaş they have a detail where you can go in FPS if your game console doesn't support it already. They don't in GTA 5
@thestealthyassassintsa74035 жыл бұрын
*I EDITED THIS COMMENT, SO YOU WONT KNOW WHY THE REPLIES MAKE NO SENSE :)*
@chevymontmarlo5 жыл бұрын
Niko lets let's not go bowling, and how are you
@QuackerHead-j5 жыл бұрын
Niko probably doesn't feel good because he's been through alot of shit. K i know its a joke.
@thestealthyassassintsa74034 жыл бұрын
@@SmileGrandCross Oh my, I never expected this to get a lot of likes!
@infinitesamsara44 жыл бұрын
Why tho?
@thestealthyassassintsa74034 жыл бұрын
@@infinitesamsara4 Simply
@CloudMcRip5 жыл бұрын
You know Roman don't let you work as driver anymore if you do to many fares...he said the other drivers goes angry.
@JediDude236 жыл бұрын
You forgot niko going "AHHHHHH" at the cabbie when drunk
@TrolloLogics5 жыл бұрын
2:43 Just a regular day, waiting for a regular cab in a regular city! :D
@joshuagonzalez57524 жыл бұрын
5:01 "sorry about the smell, I just laid some gas in here" 😂
@joshhouston34435 жыл бұрын
Everytime I get into a cab in GTA V, el sonidito is always playing
@yoanfernanda4 жыл бұрын
One thing for sure, GTA V's taxi has an iconic noise of em all UN DOS TRES QUATTROS
@bbcandrew31414 жыл бұрын
I find it funny how Trevor is really polite on the phone 2:20
@roggeralves945 жыл бұрын
Something I think is nice in GTA IV is how Niko has a line for every single street in the game! In the DLCs, they juat say the neighborhood they're going to.
@olzhas1one7556 жыл бұрын
9:26 than* GTA V has only 1 cab model, while GTA 4 has 3 (4 if you count Roman's taxi)
@whatever570106 жыл бұрын
I always confuse than and then :(
@authorised_creature6 жыл бұрын
4 actually, Taxi Sedan, Ford crown victoria taxi, and the minivan taxi, as well as roman's taxi.
@paulclynes98655 жыл бұрын
Could even say 5 if you want to separate Roman's taxi into the Esperanto before Roman's Sorrow and the Cavalcade once he starts the company up again.
@authorised_creature5 жыл бұрын
@@paulclynes9865 Ik, but roman doesn't use the 2 taxis at the same time. So it is technically one taxi model in use for roman.
@paulclynes98655 жыл бұрын
@@authorised_creature And a much more interesting driver!
@aidanpysher27645 жыл бұрын
How to create an angry mob of people chasing you in 4: run up to a row of taxis at a stoplight and hit the cars with a baseball bat. The best part is how some will start fist fighting eachother, and will even have police arrest them if they witness it.
@wertia3915 жыл бұрын
In NYC they're taxis everywhere, and in Los Santos people are really rich and can afford cars.
@jarlbalgruuf77014 жыл бұрын
I love how reckless the gta 4 taxi drivers are when you make em hurry.
@ronaldrush13174 жыл бұрын
You forgot one of the taxi cab welcoming’s for GTA V, “hold on to your butt!”
@ksanders2493 жыл бұрын
2:07 Trevor is too funny 🤣 😂
@jsm5305 жыл бұрын
its funny how the cop kept pausing and shouting but never actually arrested him he let the show continue on! good stuff m8 XD
@euniqueiraia38034 жыл бұрын
11:54 when your friend is taking a long time choosing his order