lucia is thicc

dave and lucia have a political discussion.
original "script" taken from an AI text-to-speech portal meme that NCSartist made! he also did a great animation to accompany it :) • GLaDOS is Thicc
SUPPORT SATINA ON PATREON: / satina
DAVE played by HANS VAN HARKEN: / hansvanharken
LUCIA played by LAILA BERZINS: / lberzins_voices
MY TWITTER: / heydaigle
SCUMHOUSE TWITTER: / scumhouse

[@ncs_artist]

OH MY LORD I was the one who made that Portal meme with GLaDOS!! This is so freaking cool! You are Epic Sauce!

[@EricCortman]

@@hannahdaigle8846 now this is epic

[@msaiul]

Lucia is 5m tall or 20m tall? It's still changing

[@shinyrayquaza9]

surprised to see you here

[@msaiul]

@@shinyrayquaza9 who?

[@WarsmithThanatos]

Oh, I didnt even know the original. Nice.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Good thing he deleted his internet history before he got crushed by that meaty posterior.

[@theparrishshow9803]

He ended up getting crushed

[@yokuutsu9097]

Instant Death.

[@piemanpeek2357]

@@theparrishshow9803 look man some things are just worth it

[@olg.mic3736]

xD

[@BandidFourLife]

Duuuuuude please day hi ✨w✨ Is a long life dream

[@deathdefying1472]

Dave is the true king There’s no challenge he can’t overcome (except for raising his daughter)

[@thomas-cr4vy]

@T teg Egg he just did.

[@ShawnBean]

@DeathDefying147 Speaking as a daughter's father, raising a daughter is a task we never overcome. The more blessed of us, though, do learn to wonder at this amazing task.

[@VinsBloodshotEye]

@T teg Egg With an eager Lucia and a mining helmet. (according to a twitter clip)

[@mj91212]

@T teg Egg I just assume she can shape/size shift.

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

@@mj91212 Nah, she chose to use her original form.

[@Yog--Sothoth]

My head canon is that Lucia was well aware of what Thicc meant the whole time. She simply needed a reason to crush Dave with her Meaty Posterior.

[@I_Like_Cheese-n-eg]

YES.

[@secretname2670]

I knew fully well what the comments would be here yet my first thought at seeing this was "how fucking bold and brash". My brain is rotten. GG

[@Spideybro213]

I-…oh my god

[@davidaugustofc2574]

Satina origin story

[@eestep2155]

Meaty Posterior ™

[@LilSlipsonThe1st]

Let's take a moment of silence for dave as he was crushed to his dimise by a giant demon lady R.I.P Dave 😞

[@armedmage]

Though it's a pretty damn good way to die...

[@silverarrow4683]

It should’ve been me, not him! It’s not fair!

[@OgOlliegaming]

​@@silverarrow4683 Yughio Pov Fr

[@lufcik69]

by now he grew immune to that

[@REGDYTHELOWBUDGET1120]

He got crushed by a demons butt

[@MrDuncanBelfast]

"Doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts." -Sun Tzu probably

[@BobbinRobbin777]

Sun Tzu, The Art of -War- *Lust.*

[@Sleepy_Cabbage]

i think thats heart disease

[@kirbyandblossomfan100]

"Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about thiccness than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor." Idk I'm bored

[@tacoturtle5748]

@@Sleepy_Cabbage He then used his fight money to buy 2 of every single thick girl on earth. Then he herded them onto a boat, and then he loved the crap out of every single one!

[@uninspiredrambler]

Ah the Wisdom of Lego Man

[@evanlandis990]

The term "Thicc" implies the speaker has attraction to your large build, primarily meaning thighs and/or hips. It's a compliment. Instead of calling you fat, they are, in a way calling you "large and In charge"

[@crestfallensunbro6001]

or in a less clunky definition: curvy

[@MisterJohnDoe]

I was thinking of “curvy” the entire time.

[@theprimatefederation]

if Dave said that then the video would be much shorter

[@Rosa-he6xb]

Make sense since Lucia is the queen of hell. The thickness shows how much power and leadership she has.

[@eternalroots6753]

Big and beautiful, would be boring if everyone were the same body type

[@Ghost49590]

“AM I THICC? WITH 2 C’S?” “…yeah-“

[@RemixMachine08]

1:09 Lucia:😏 Dave:💀

[@blondeplants1133]

“It’s a human thing!” Is the greatest excuse ever

[@juzoinui4627]

Indeed

[@icegod4849]

*commits mass genocide against people because of some small difference* It's a human thing!

[@BobbinRobbin777]

alien: so... its a human thing to think "aliens" are MASS-MURDERERS?!??!? human: we were paranoid, okay! 90% of all information about you was either: -hidden from us (for some reason) or -COMPLETELY. FABRICATED how would we NOT let our fears consume our thoughts? "if robots hated us, why not aliens?" alien: OKAY OKAY, I GET IT!

[@WolfyRed]

1.1K likes nice

[@catvomitt25]

“It’s a human thing” -Alberto

[@hallofguns8174]

I love the demon designs you do. Most people just do humans with horns and maybe a tail. Your designs are clearly monstrous demons while still being cute/pretty.

[@MoffinMouse]

*laughs in future oc reveal*

[@zamzombie3254]

@@MoffinMouse Ditto

[@TeckLee]

For real tho

[@hallofguns8174]

@@zamzombie3254 I don't get it.

[@hallofguns8174]

@@oscarvaladez8947 I have, They are really good and have a really cool world(s) to boot!

[@theColeHardTruth]

My favorite part is that this meme makes infinitely more sense with these characters than it does with Wheatley and GLaDOS

[@ryanmcintyre3616]

I love how Dave answers Lucia's question without any thought of insecurity or how it might come across, or that it may reveal his inner feelings. Quite the polar opposite to his normal demeanor. Just a sweetly succinct, "Yeah 🥴"

[@EvilS100]

It’s always great when creators address the public opinion of their own characters like this

[@Nimi450]

The moment he askd her to sit on him I knew that he wouldn't like the result... I wasn't wrong.

[@pouncelygrin6699]

mhm mhm

[@eldritchkitty2396]

Jack's father is in heaven with the angels

[@idioticmax6035]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] your not funny

[@nishchalasri7407]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXbVmICAiMyjrJI

[@univular]

Lucia: “So tell me Dave, am I Thicc..?” Dave: ᵧₐₕ

[@finnesse9657]

260

[@finnesse9657]

278

[@shlumpo]

277

[@shlumpo]

276

[@alemorCD]

275

[@F-104A_]

the end 💀

[@henaiiko]

And that’s how Satina was born.

[@Peanut_person88]

"Meaty posterior" is not something I expected to hear from the queen of hell today

[@inkbagz3455]

it was for me... strangely enough...

[@AxxLAfriku]

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear pe

[@latias6745]

@@AxxLAfriku No.

[@emeraldtabbycat148]

I mean...He DID technically get what he wanted. BUT STILL. HOW did this ordinary, simple, guy manage to get to "lay-pipe" on the freaking QUEEN of HELL?!

[@coach533]

@@AxxLAfriku I think you only need one of those

[@SceneKid90210]

I love how there's no in-between frames from Dave saying "What?" to being crushed.

[@hieuduong2213]

Frame perfect punish, my man should have shielded

[@tomwanders6022]

@@hieuduong2213 only way to survive those thicc hitboxes. Probably should’ve up SMASHED after that... I’ll see my self out.

[@abloogywoogywoo]

Chances of survival are down to single digits...

[@Hopper_Arts]

Really helps sell the impact

[@darionbalkaran790]

Ikr, I tried seeing per frames and didnt see any.

[@H.A.N.D.S.S]

No joke I subconsciously opened the channel and subscribed without it realizing😭

[@Unkownentity705]

Why humans also welcome to another episode of what fuck did I just watch

[@_KaiTheGamer_]

"Do you think I'm 'thicc'?" *Haha, I'm in danger.*

[@isappycracks]

yo im sad >:( i didnt see any luigi in the video

[@isappycracks]

@Glaze96 top 10 mario : luigi is a big and thicc dragon

[@doritovselmundo170]

*Chuckles* I'm in danger :D *skull masivelly crushed*

[@TheNightlessFall]

Who's danger? shut up carl!

[@arthurlofrano7021]

with two "C's"?

[@veaneyhernandez5395]

The fact that "clean sanchez" is next to thicc and has a smiley face has me dying right now.

[@Purified_Gamer]

@@hannahdaigle8846 that is a great work around

[@KonladVDragon]

I typed "dirty sanchez" on the internet I want to fucking forget what I read

[@veaneyhernandez5395]

@@hannahdaigle8846 lol 😂😂😂😂

[@Starrii_Skies]

@@KonladVDragon I was about to search that up so thank you for saving my eyes

[@KonladVDragon]

@@Starrii_Skies PTSD is a trifle compared to what i got after seeing it

[@mecanic8137]

And that's how the little demon was created

[@miguelle4756]

Lucia: “meaty posterior” Dave: “For humans we call that a *fat cake* .”

[@skiiipawbs]

😂

[@rileycass6446]

@Logan Roof wtf is wrong with you

[@ashbethXII]

@Logan Roof AYO STFU

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

@Logan Roof NO STFU

[@PWLMLL]

So true

[@Sir_Saki]

At least Dave conquered that thicc mountain before dying a man's dream

[@rakiat8815]

Even the most impressive part is that he survived the thiccness, fucking madlad

[@Sir_Saki]

@@rakiat8815 AND had a kid. He's living the dream

[@flufferpants4812]

you guys worry me

[@cyperus4589]

Thicc mountain conquered him

[@msteagsss]

At least he got his wish. I hope he survived.

[@TOASTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]

0:44 Lucia: am I…Thicc. With TWO c’s? Dave: yah 💀

[@psycosanches589]

"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior." That's....why I'm here.

[@jakubsramek2592]

On the pervert side or on the "I don't want to suffer more" side?

[@zenosama8505]

I prefer to keep my skull intact.

[@officialxverzusz]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] stfu

[@gspvares9066]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] love these trolls keep defying KZbin me boy

[@lisakinderovo3654]

ma'am... that's the whole point...

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

When fans were asking how exactly Satina was born, I never imagined Hannah would be THAT excited to answer that question

[@abloogywoogywoo]

Well she could've shown badly-drawn artwork of Mr. Stork but the size of the blue balls on her viewers would be gigantic.

[@WolfyRed]

@@abloogywoogywoo 21 likes nice

[@SnayMemeBoi]

Do not support this demonic crap don't lust!

[@rizmiesteruae7726]

​@@WolfyRed idk man, that looks like a lot more than just 21

[@WolfyRed]

@@rizmiesteruae7726 that was a reply to a reply

[@thatmexicankid6401]

Bro I almost burst out laughing at the end 😂

[@greggorynash8892]

If Dave died and become a dragon-like demon dragon, Lucia would be madly in love with him.

[@smugbowkid9919]

Dave trying to educate Lucia on the Internet is something I didn’t know I needed, but so, *so* glad I got.

[@curnott6051]

Well, he is IT... It's thee thing he's good at.

[@LARAUJO_0]

Is that Miscon?

[@shlubodub1051]

I've seen you before, but where

[@turboextra]

The way he answered the big question… NO HESITATION. what a legend.

[@WolfyRed]

11 likes nice

[@liamyohe7511]

Dave to Satina: and there Honey. That is how I met your mother...

[@Isaiah_Robotics]

1:05 WAIT WHAT- IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!

[@SArtisto1]

Ah yes. More lore to add to the "How is Dave a dad to a literal demon child" Story

[@SwordIord22]

I mean the size difference is really there and I am questioning how that would even work It’s made even more obvious in this animation

[@danylerasu4917]

@@SwordIord22 There are entire websites dedicated to that exact topic

[@gamemax1049]

Nah, i'm going with that she can shapeshift her form

[@Astrotelevision-pi3mg]

Yepp

[@zackthesnowneko3457]

r/hol’up

[@boyalert2798]

“APPARENTLY we can’t even spell thicc either” “That’s a counterintuitive way to compliment someone…”

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

That... was something they said, yes. Good to see you watched the video?

[@boyalert2798]

@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth it’s just my favorite part XD

[@xXJ4FARGAMERXx]

I mean, have you heard of the people that spell "thicc" as "thick"??

[@nishchalasri7407]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXbVmICAiMyjrJI

[@CrossfireEmpire]

Ah yes. The mimic man. The man who mimics words within KZbin videos. Truly a unique breed

[@CamoHearts]

Other people: IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME NOT HIM M E!!

[@christopherskorpio]

Dave oh god are you ok Dave: oh yeah living the dream ❤️

[@hasturking9635]

Dave is like a friggen legend. Not only did he manage to be in a relationship with a demon, but also a Queen, AND ALSO managed to get said demoness pregnant. I hope she has a human sized form or else I would think there is more to Dave then what we see

[@animefan2454]

What a Chad.

[@JohnSmith-lt1ck]

Man conquered a fucking goliath

[@jules9585]

This comment is so similar to me and my boyfriend's characters

[@hasturking9635]

@@jules9585 All I can think about is Jester and Fjord from critical roll now.

[@sorarivers8667]

RIP AND TEAR TILL THE SEED IS PLANTED

[@kyroneking2540]

Lucia: “Besides, I’d easily crush their skulls with my meaty posterior.” Me: “I see no issues here… Proceed.”

[@caluscalus6533]

@Epic Gamer Alexander attention seekers, trolls ya know

[@shaggy4real97]

@@caluscalus6533 the same ones looking for attention and likes. Do what I do and ignore them, they either try to attack your sexuality or just walk away.

[@PolishGod1234]

@Logan Roof nope, i checked myself

[@jordanandrews216]

@Logan Roof u look no older then 10 and is going to be deleting ur watch history so that ur mother doesn't look through it and ur dad doesn't grab the belt

[@derknilch7233]

Gory gory gory what a hell of a way to die

[@mr.smily-guy2050]

And that's how Satina was born

[@Lucia_fan-g4v]

1:12 has to be paused to see Lucia doing smth suspicious-

[@dukeboi1195]

“So they’re calling me fat?” Well yes, but no

[@cesarmadero05]

Yea, but "phat" tho 👀❤💜

[@dukeboi1195]

@Call of Gruty 350 😳

[@Vep-qx6dv]

Yesn't

[@Kingofdragons117]

Voluptuous would be the fancy term for Thicc

[@erihgioqe3798]

ah the perfect like count

[@Niqqilynx]

Forever love how fast Dave says "yeah" when she asks is she thicc. I mean he's not wrong

[@lancetheking7524]

@Logan Roof Jesus will like to disagree with that statement by letting you meet Hitler

[@ScurtisTheScurt]

I mean hes tapped that sooooooo...... yeah he fuckin knows it.

[@ScurtisTheScurt]

@Logan Roof Wrong. Gingers cant go back to where we came from. We r not allowed back.

[@cameronbelles4192]

@Logan Roof your profile Pic saids it all...💀💀💀

[@gamerofcomics492]

@Logan Roof Your parents must be proud of you

[@luciapescaglini4476]

Opened the video because it had my name in my title and I was curious Did not disappoint 10/10

[@clashdevil2925]

Embodiment of "Death by snu snu"

[@Rivengard5708]

Dave: it was worth it

[@theguy10194]

I love how Dave deletes his history as fast as he can

[@ShamPayne4Sure]

delete? he freakin obliterated it off screen xD that was me and my ex cougar, I swear!

[@whoasked9889]

i wanna be dave i aint finna lie

[@ShamPayne4Sure]

@@whoasked9889 the words of literally every dude here.. sucks it could never be like that where the chick's like twice your size. The man's always gotta be at least 6 feet, blond hair, blue eyes, and successful in every concievable way. Literally one woman I was with did the opposite.

[@ciprianplaton1216]

Then all the sudden A-train appears

[@jayrheldelacruz2381]

Thomas:full speed ahead omy GAD

[@Laneykins]

I like to imagine that Lucia is secretly a MASSIVE tsundere and actually really likes Dave for some unforeseen reason.

[@cancerconnoisseur]

I mean... They had a daughter so....

[@joshshrum2764]

Heh she’s like Undyne, then.

[@ArynWellspring]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] If there is a Hell, you just reserved yourself a spot

[@Lordcrablegs]

I’d like to think that Lucia wants to play with these huge monkey scarecrow balls

[@thediabolicalraisin8953]

@@ArynWellspring Hey he put his coordinates in his channel banner

[@user-friendlywa]

That last part is every mans dream.

[@Peter-tj5ve]

Run, Dave! Meaty posterior at 12:00 High! Ah, the poor sap, at least he died happy!

[@silverflight01]

"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my meaty posterior" Well, yeah. Comparing the size of Lucia and Dave is like comparing a tower to an ant.

[@RinAldrin]

Yet somehow he was able to get her pregnant

[@kapiiie]

@@RinAldrin WHAT-

[@abrahamlincoln4399]

More like a human and a cat.

[@RinAldrin]

@@kapiiie I mean they have a daughter so somehow he was able to get her pregnant

[@silverflight01]

@@RinAldrin And I don’t think we'll learn how that even happened for a while.

[@noN--zr6rn]

“What does it mean to be thicc” Lucia: I don’t need sleep I need answers

[@commandermicrowave4905]

classic

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

I haven't slept for 22 years trying to get to the bottom of this mystery

[@jakenorris41596]

What is a polite way to put it?… Ever heard of BBW‘s? That would be You👉🏻 Ma’am

[@ayrfold7697]

@@jakenorris41596 U got a different thing going boi

[@jakenorris41596]

@@ayrfold7697 It’s called being nice, Look it up!

[@Peter-tj5ve]

That wasn't a sit, Lucy just TELEPORTED on top of Dave

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

As a human I can indeed confirm it is a human thing. A very commonly shared desire.

[@im_in_immense_pain]

Lucia: Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my, *Meaty Posterior* Dave: what- (Gets sent to the backrooms)

[@father_ork]

Banished to the backrooms by the backdoor

[@gorillanoodles]

@@father_ork lmao that was genius

[@im_in_immense_pain]

@@father_ork wow i actually chuckled at that one nice job

[@crokobos]

The speed he gets from this might hit the integrer limit and fly him up to heaven instead

[@JetstreamSam343]

Guy cliped through this reality by the backdoor DAYUM

[@NanTheDark]

The fact the part at the end has like no frames of animation somehow makes it like 100 times funnier than it should be.

[@KalesAnimationCorner]

The confidence of Dave for him to respond to “am I thicc?” With “\:D yeah” is admirable

[@AceKaliburOfficial]

and that was how satina was born

[@shellknight1323]

Alt Title: "Demon Mommy learns that she is indeed *"THICC AF"* (Also learns that human kinks make little sense.)

[@somethingfromargentina]

Where did that final quote go to?

[@sodalunch1949]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] What I think about your comment: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6PTgIeQfNekbJI 👈

[@copy-rightedname]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] just because u don’t get attention from ur parents doesn’t mean u have to get it from the internet how about u go outside or something anything but this

[@copy-rightedname]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] also leave that poor kid alone why are u doxxing him like wtf is wrong with u get a life bro

[@3bodYking99]

@@copy-rightedname what kid? Sean is an adult??, aslo you can just report him for harassment

[@amergingiles]

"I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me."

[@cailleach8416]

"You know, when I left the house today I was thinking 'Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brians all over some fucking hallway.'"

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

Same me too.

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

@@cailleach8416 nice one.

[@somerandolad]

Don't we all?

[@jymyrionwashington6849]

@@somerandolad yup.

[@Ishipcaseynraphdealwitit]

dave so relatable with him deleting his search history

[@Peter-tj5ve]

I never noticed before, but, Dave's arm is sticking out from underneath Lucy's "Meaty Posterior", and, it doesn't seem like it's clenched in pain or Death. I think he's VERY much alive and happy under there!

[@bowlofstrawbs2863]

“With my meaty prosterier” “What?” Proceeds to squash every human

[@fenison4430]

bro that's a win, yes please

[@oilrig2384]

@@fenison4430 yes

[@ANTSEMUT1]

Yes mommy.

[@TheHuskyK9]

The best way to go out for sure

[@epicgamer198]

A fine way to die.

[@aboxthatdrools]

"It's a human thing." We, humans have weird kinks.

[@whoreburguer]

Mostly men

[@aristonlanier8337]

@@whoreburguer 🤥

[@buppo8931]

@@whoreburguer no

[@braino64]

@@whoreburguer you CLEARLY don't know a thing or two about people.

[@tacobox1441]

@@whoreburguer No

[@stephaniesherman1206]

Lucia got me acting up not gonna lie

[@manuelthemasterfushion5276]

I would pay derpixion to take inspiration from this

[@aboxthatdrools]

"It's a human thing." *Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.*

[@glomp7085]

I mean. It's what we all want. Even if we haven't realized it yet now excuse me as I delete my internet history..

[@raimundwarbasse6031]

never before have i seen two comments by the same person recommended to me back-on-back to eachother

[@aurorakat]

@@raimundwarbasse6031 ive seen it a lot, its kinda funny

[@michelveilleux1275]

Join the club, we have jackets.

[@petergant1379]

Admit it, ALL humans like meaty posteriors, even females do!

[@joelpena209]

The fact that Dave managed to sleep with Lucia in the first place is an achievement

[@greysonwalker386]

true

[@Plakite]

bros got that donkey difference

[@Internetguy_L337_90D]

dude had to literally crawl in there and do it at the chamber for it to work 😆😅

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

No, they didn’t sleep. There was no sleeping

[@BigMuddyCountry]

He did not sleep with her, he was up all night :p

[@runitback1985]

It honestly makes me laugh how thicc is meant to mean hot while thick is mean to mean dumb

[@pricefenderson3611]

Something tells me in my mind my friend would actually say GYATTTTTTTTT

[@DAVEYSHEEP]

This was fucking years ago

[@TalkingVidya]

What a way to go

[@somerandolad]

It's the best way to go out.

[@Power-xl8vh]

E

[@ron_morron790]

Savia que estarías aquí.

[@AuntBibby]

he’s in hell now, which means nothing has changed LOL

[@happyeddy317]

Madre mia Que haces aqui compañero? Ve a subir un video

[@pauljordan0203]

seriously, we need an origin episode on how these two met.

[@stickfig778]

You are right lad!

[@Childestroyer]

I think this IS the origin...

[@pauljordan0203]

@@Childestroyer I don't think it is, it's just a short video.

[@Childestroyer]

@@pauljordan0203 tell me..how did they make the baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@pauljordan0203]

@@Childestroyer well, considering that Lucia is a demon, and in her size, I've no idea how she managed.

[@Big-H517]

I need a backstory of how he made a kid with her

[@EdwardTheTankEngine]

THERE ARE NO RULES AGAINST CHARACTERS BATMAN

[@ocelot_the_dragon]

“It’s a human thing.” I’m more convinced we are related to Zeus. So, that’s pretty believable.

[@Ethan_23287]

Agreed also awesome pfp!!

[@headcannon5105]

Lol

[@fabianzeilbauer8963]

“It’s a human thing.” ’m more convinced we are related to Odin. So, that’s pretty believable.

[@demonaxe23]

To be honest that is right cause zeus was all about the women so it makes sense

[@weirdweeb6141]

So you wanna do it with any living thing?

[@Kaptson]

Lucia: "Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior" Dave: "What?" Get Crushed Dave: Thumbs up (Muffled)"Worth It"

[@natevandenacker]

Now we know how their kid was made

[@iwank7742]

Best part ahaha

[@00Grimreaper00]

*Death by snu snu 2.0*

[@nishchalasri7407]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/mXbVmICAiMyjrJI

[@MakinaIcy]

I learn a new term today ty

[@prinzGarganian]

bro you made a master piece

[@HarshvirSingh-xl2sn]

I clicked on the video and saw a FBI ad💀

[@user-py2fb8je5b]

"my meaty posterior" R34 artists: allow us to introduce ourselves

[@jdogmcfly1712]

THE FLOOD GATES HAVE OPENED!!!

[@Normal_Milk]

Pre- Satina baby making

[@OmaruuDevOfficial]

Allow me to introduce myself

[@ImNeverProfit7517]

@@OmaruuDevOfficial lol

[@OmaruuDevOfficial]

@@ImNeverProfit7517 No I'm serious I make that type of art but My body is not ready to draw this

[@WhatDePho_]

Dave: I'd even let you sit on me Lucia: That's disgusting. Also Lucia: *Crushes Dave with her huge posterior at the end*

[@grapegamer2200]

I mean they somewhat are good enough allies for her to be fine with doing that anyway. She just didn't understand why humans would want that

[@WhatDePho_]

@@grapegamer2200 Well at least Dave got what he wanted. Lol

[@towarzyszmarcin474]

Sounds like me returning my yesterdays dinner.

[@petergant8767]

I must admit, as a way to die, THIS isnt so bad, I'd consider it!

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

@Logan Roof shut

[@WingXCustom]

* *Can almost see the wheels turning in Derpixion's head* * 🤫 Shhhh Boys. 🙄 Let him cook.

[@pumpkinpxe1512]

Good thing Dave was using slang terms to trick Lucia to the term Thicc

[@kirbgaming8192]

“It’s a human thing ok?” I’m glad he said this

[@lexgamerafton]

but furries too-

[@demroles6996]

@@lexgamerafton furries are humans

[@dunkleosteusterrelli]

@@demroles6996 Not anymore

[@yuskay4025]

@@lexgamerafton i mean ur just putting ona costume that doesnt make u a completely different race

[@techpriestexscian6596]

@@yuskay4025 Im sure the supposed intention of not anymore is how much they stray off their humanity, but what gives?

[@chapito2001]

"dave and lucia have a political discussion." Ah, yes the best kind of discussion

[@Dogday_is_the_light_dog]

Luica: tell me dave am i *THICC?* dave: *yup*

[@Jawzeel]

And that is how satina in born.

[@PhoenixDomin8or]

"I'd crush their skells with my meaty prosterior" "oo-what?" *dead*

[@ashurad_fox5991]

He died in one of the best ways possible

[@tomasacevedo3932]

@@ashurad_fox5991 Death by Snu-Snu

[@SashaSlvt]

for one brief moment before death he was more alive than any of us

[@srmagician1430]

Im dying 😂😂😂😂

[@Diego-ot7xr]

💀💀💀

[@franciasii2435]

It still amazes me how Dave could have a kid with a giant Demoness. Be like putting a USB into an HDMI port.

[@Alexander99602]

More like striped copper wire into industrial power socket

[@TeknoKID19]

Or maybe my man is hung like a demon god.... that would explain a lot actually XD

[@MisterJohnDoe]

It was probably not an easy thing to do.

[@yoyu1001]

@@MisterJohnDoe maybe he just has a large package? honestly idk

[@Bacony_Cakes]

put the microusb into the fancy 1850s pneumatic tube

[@Zachary-g7e]

MY TURN!!!

[@user-wx3or7xl4p]

CHILL

[@LelandSchreiber]

Goddamn. He just got crushed like hell.

[@C4DET3]

1:11 Dave died in the most heroic way possible

[@TooBadThatDidntKillMe]

*DEATH... BY SNU SNU!*

[@VinsBloodshotEye]

@@TooBadThatDidntKillMe A Warrior's Death. Salute his noble soul. o7

[@Luwis1337]

who said that dave died? Maybe she spared him ;)

[@VinsBloodshotEye]

@@Luwis1337 either that or his soul is deemed sinful, therefore Lucia's property, meaning she can immediately return him to the mortal realm like he lived

[@unitt3237]

@@Luwis1337 while he may not have died, his pelvis is surely shattered.

[@Derpixon]

This is very interesting

[@dgbsneeze]

😏

[@kujakubes241]

wait…..

[@hundemurder4972]

OH if it isn't my favorite family friendly content creator!

[@batman8618]

Oh hey derpixon…

[@lilgrimyking8659]

*I sense a disturbance in the force...*

[@omegastar2508]

0:55 *immediate panic*

[@planetcoolzon]

Dave: And that, sweety, was how you were born. Satina: wowww… can I have a glass of water?

[@Scavenger82]

"Besides, I'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my Meaty Posterior." I'm trying so hard not to laugh so I don't have to explain what I'm watching and why.

[@tamplarujr32]

Yeah me too, I laughed so hard when he suddenly got squished, that I almost choked on my saliva

[@tamplarujr32]

@William Lee eh too late. Go on

[@ACertainFilterBoss]

Luckily I'm by myself in my room. Otherwise the whole fam would here me

[@marketiacooper6880]

What?-

[@gwynjustice6664]

“Hot? Of course, we are living in the thresh hold of hell.”

[@Jufa24Jaiz07]

"Hell yeah baby" now it haves more sense than before.

[@aurumvale9908]

nowadays, who doesn't

[@Voidmercenary]

My eyes need bleach, my little brother failed NNN, and my search history is ruined. All from one video.