Never Hire Schlatt | Unpaid Intern

[@jschlattLIVE]

Biggest robbery ever

[@henzyexists8024]

An absolute "Schlobbery"

[@x0cx102]

Hello schlatt you’re early. This was very fun with you in it

[@jamman3921]

comment was a little quick, a bit parasocial of you even. remember that you dont know your creators buddy.

[@kajishimada]

hi

[@krazykiddos3594]

so sad this terrible thing happened

[@alirezaeftekhary9980]

the contrast between daniel playing pirates treasure hunt with the kids while the kids helping lilly to overcome her anxiety of telling a joke is amazing

[@Happypro9jay]

True

[@nicksshitbro]

Thats the beauty of editing.

[@ASaltyAcc]

And then schlatt trying to teach kids politics

[@Fleato]

into Schlatt talking about fucking Andrew Cuomo XD

[@DylanDkoh]

Lily joke timestamp

[@KokoroYuuma]

54:05 Schlatt stops his game with genuine concern she might blind herself it's small stuff like that that makes me smile.

[@iHateHandlesGetRidOfThis]

literally the only time i've ever seen schlatt break character.

[@MarkOleander]

The fact Schlatt didn't get more points for those state shapes is ridiculous lol

[@MasterChief635]

20:00 Cracking open a Red Bull to keep the lights on has been the most clever form of deliberate product placement I have seen yet. I love it

[@MrChristof1234567890]

Daniel is an absolute ball of light in every single thing he does. Seeing him on a show like this brings me so much joy

[@mybrotherjames8579]

He acts like my 40yr old single musician brother. My kids favorite uncle. 😂

[@FuGyz]

same 😊

[@dekunt6549]

A 12,000 lumen ball of light

[@Leonator]

So we’re not gonna talk about how awesome Daniel was with the kids? He was so good with them, it brought a smile to my face everytime I saw how well he interacted with them

[@DomLVJY]

with schlatt I was on edge the whole time, with lily I felt like she was gonna get torn to shreds,

[@nateno8965]

I'm simping for him now

[@superlolgal555]

Yeah it was really sweet! You could definitely tell he's worked with kids before

[@UnreasonableArticulo]

He won, how is that not talking about it? Oh, you mean we're not all gushing over it in the chat? Yeah, true, but you got that covered :D

[@sarimsalman2698]

@@DomLVJYI kept thinking Schlatt was going to transition into a 9/11 bit or something

[@pizzapanic1]

Schlatt being the earliest to show up is the most unexpected but funny outcome ever

[@patrickmurphy6124]

And being punished for it

[@harrymills9582]

i feel like outside his persona he is a very good person that's why he showed up early

[@fardin4243]

😂

[@bigz4829]

"I'm a creature of habit" not surprised. "15 minutes early is on time" is giving big guy.

[@iiTzJdawg]

U gotttta get Tarik on this. He would be hilariously bad I feel 😂

[@michaelbutler6171]

Daniel: Playing pirates Schlatt: *ANDREW COUMO*

[@glorymemes7910]

No reply’s

[@Lodog1976]

“Is that my grandma”

[@arcionek]

"I had an outlet and a bunch of silverware" is wild Schlatt 💀

[@hl2bigboss]

I heard that Schlatt's dad did something back in '99 with his son to become a majority stakeholder in the company. Great father-son bonding moment!

[@EulaliaDaisy]

On behalf of Schlatt Senior, don't talk about that.

[@privatesectorsec]

On behalf of Schlatt senior, that statement is in violation of the NDA

[@giokakhidze6350]

We don't talk about the incident of '99

[@levz360]

Wait until you hear what he did in 2001

[@adilnoor1943]

Let’s just say they didn’t see the second one coming

[@CrumbsOG]

I actually think this is the best thing Lud has ever made. Congrats to Lud and everyone involved in production!

[@CrumbsOG]

Spoiler! Also, Schlatt was robbed😡

[@harpot678]

​@@CrumbsOG Tfw Schlatt got off his seat and didn't get disqualified in the states task and people say he was robbed in the states task

[@ollieolii8137]

It was awesome!

[@CrumbsOG]

​@@harpot678He wasn't told he couldn't leave his chair. He also wasn't looking for the map, he got out of his chair to torture Stanz.

[@harpot678]

@@CrumbsOG 40:52

[@BriskN_]

I like how Schlatt actually does exemptionally well in almost every challenge but gets screwed by ludwig every time

[@raccoon_tree3566]

Literally 😭

[@rsssfgr1374]

Schlatt comes into these collaboration video with 4-5 bits prepared, no one else seems to do this, that’s why schlatt is consistently the funniest with these things.

[@elliot14]

He is also just naturally funnier

[@ravenval5046]

Daniel's reaction to his 15 minutes with the kids being over tells you exactly the kind of person he is and that's why he won that game

[@a.t.l.a.s360]

I couldn’t have said it better myself

[@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere]

I'm pretty sure he said that just to be kind to the kids

[@ravenval5046]

@@idkwhattoputheretbhbuthere I'm sure it is. In this society, people hate children, but are often too afraid to show such hatred directly, so create half assed facades to be polite. I am very displeased at the lack of respect this society has.

[@akiya9216]

do people actually hate kids?? ​@@ravenval5046

[@ravenval5046]

@@dannygolds5630 I am very serious.

[@SonaLovesick]

7:28 realized he was being too genuine and had to pull out the Cuomo card

[@Maepl]

Bad timestamp

[@LevsYT]

8:03

[@Eikje-xf8dh]

The way that Daniel starts looking at the other camera at 12:34 and "that would be a gun", completing changing his emotion during so, kind of resembles the office or how jim talks in the office

[@KasperWithK]

Hi, whats his channel? I havent been able to find out

[@Magnetonstor]

@@KasperWithKDaniel Thrasher

[@toptwitchclipz7928]

BROOOO, schlatt would actually make a GREAT DAD, he is REALLY good with kids even when he is trying to make it more funny for the camera... I imagine off camera he is just a giant sweetheart.

[@Blewlongmun]

Schlatt is the same as General Sam, they're genuinely really wholesome caring people and as such feel no qualms pretending to be the absolute scum of the earth.

[@Xadius]

He gives Ron Swanson vibes

[@spookeymo]

@@Xadius yes!!!

[@felix2925]

“Schlogans” must’ve thought peoples hearts were literally sweet and delicious back in 99

[@gabbababa]

hes the only i saw knock on the door before entering lmao

[@uber2140]

I saw Schlatt's comment about being robbed before I watched, and holy fuck he is so right, he drew the best states by far and arrived 15 minutes early and got absolutely robbed 😂

[@Bayonettayoutube]

Im genuinly crying, rooney giving schlatt a letter personally was so cute my heart is shattered 💔

[@zildjiancueto3493]

oa

[@FBI_Cyber]

*schlattered

[@LucyLoveheart88964]

@@FBI_Cyber this made me laugh harder than it should've

[@SomeIdiotDrifting]

Probably the least controversial thing Schlatt has done.

[@gavin_bigred]

First pp

[@PickledJar28]

True, the most controversial thing though is what he did in '99.... nobody talks about '99 anymore because of his daddy😢

[@Ansh.Katiyar]

[@AUG_Glow]

Since 1984 at least

[@Quasarmusic1]

​@@PickledJar28be quiet you're going to get yourself fired!

[@green.rabite]

Stanz was lowkey the glue and underrated star to this episode!!

[@LaEmporoar]

lol, it wouldve been pretty boring without him

[@VI.mp4]

Stanz was so incredible bro I enjoyed him so much during this. Never really cared much about him or watched him at all but he was so funny and charismatic during this. Such a perfect performance.

[@HisSecretSmile]

Stanz was soooo funny

[@Kolby6270]

Yea stanz hard carried. Lud has been such a flop recently. It feels like he lost his energy.

[@SirYacob]

I mean, this is clearly a yoink and twist of taskmaster. Stanz is basically playing the roll of Alex. I would bet he was responsible for a lot of this show especially since he is a big fan of taskmaster.

[@bjjcomg]

I doubt taskmaster would sue but "you need to stop calling these tasks, legally" was hilarious

[@NicolaiBolas]

I am so here for Ludwig Taskmaster! Taskmaster is my favorite show, and this was an awesome version. I know Stanz is a fan too, and he did a great job in the Alex role! Also, it was great to see Daniel as a contestant! After how sweet he was with the kids I was totally rooting for him to win, and his commentary in the map task was hilarious (honestly that whole map "job" was incredible). Great work by everyone who made this! I'm looking forward to more!

[@ItsaJap]

Did you know Alex Horn created the show Taskmaster?

[@atorrrand]

Yes it is Also my favorite show ever especially New Zealand season 2

[@NicolaiBolas]

@@atorrrand I agree that New Zealand Season 2 is a masterpiece! One of my favorites too!

[@Snowriander]

Schlatt drawing the entirety of the US well and getting the least points is fucking hilarious

[@jessy1982]

Overachieving as an intern means you need to be pushed down a notch.

[@jessy1982]

Can't show the permanent employees' incompitance.

[@rotary135]

@@jessy1982means they don’t deserve schlatt as a permanent and I’m glad he didn’t get hired by these incompetent bastards

[@mofik26]

Honestly I wouldn't call that well considering some of the drawings lol

[@Aspirant-fi9lt]

Schlatt showing up the earliest and getting the least points is fucking hillarious

[@tricksterzyro3230]

Schlatt was genuinely executed at the end there, he didn't deserve that.

[@Ayush_Kumar22]

Neither did his grandmother

[@jarednilson8236]

Nah fr like the states thing should’ve just put him in first that would’ve been funnier

[@64-BitWarrior]

Fr, the other map had "ditto" as a state But he got the least points because ny was Hawaii

[@dangerousthoughts.1591]

@@64-BitWarriorbecause some broad thought NY was an island. Meanwhile the other group didn’t draw a single state correctly and got 1st.

[@captainpotatord6984]

shlexecuted*

[@nickygian]

Jerma randomly photocopying something in the back was the funniest part of the show LMAO

[@AllBarkNoByte]

Timestamp?

[@logannoble6707]

@@AllBarkNoByte 36:00

[@potatoonastick2239]

He talked about it during his jigsaw stream, he just literally walked up to the rest of the team and said "I'm gonna do a printer bit" It's so crazy to imagine Jerma actually being involved in any company at all, let alone having the creative control that he does. It's the best thing Lud ever did IMO, signing him

[@potatosordfighter666]

The Jerma bit was genuinely surprising, especially because it was 3pm pacific on a monday only like 10 minutes before I saw him show up for that bit.

[@STOPSYPHER]

@@potatoonastick2239 Lud signed Jerma?!?!?!

[@jsnmdn2738]

I want Schlatt to come back later with a nepotism position as HR.

[@benjaminnicholas5527]

That would be hilarious

[@Annie-z7o]

If you get three hundred likes they should have to do it

[@thetizzleforshizzle]

Schlatt in hr would be insane lmao

[@titfrimousse5046]

As an homerun???

[@SalmaMohamed-xj4jq]

The kids are so funny I loved the interactions, the way they comforted Lilly is so adorable

[@johnnyc2975]

19:13 Did anyone else think schlatt was about to pull out an immunity idol.

[@suvelmuttreja786]

Stanz killed it in this. Oscar worthy performance of the average middle manager

[@Ebbie155]

I genuinely can't wait for them to do this again. Never checked him out but this ep just convinced me to go and maybe pop into a stream or watch a vod of his

[@spooks9204]

This is just a corporate themed spin on Taskmaster with streamers instead of British comedians and I absolutely LOVE it, and of COURSE Stanz is Little Alex Horne holy fuck I need more NOW

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

Series 17 is coming out soon too!

[@ExperiencersInternational]

​@@Orangecatinahoodieis it seriously series 17 now wtf i think the newest i watched is series 10 or something

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

@@ExperiencersInternational yep, they put series 16s episodes up on the KZbin channel a day after they aired, COC3 and the NYT is there as well

[@ExperiencersInternational]

@@Orangecatinahoodie Is it all free on the KZbin channel? Was used to watching it on Channel 4 app

[@Orangecatinahoodie]

@@ExperiencersInternational I think almost all of the series are on the channel, free to watch

[@lemarsh387]

As a huge fan of, Task Master (the tv show this is legally not based on) I want so badly to have more of my favourite internet people in these!

[@lynxerax7011]

Yeah my first thought seeing the format was Taskmaster, especially with Stanz here. He adores the show. It's a recipe for success, and I look forward to seeing more

[@orionofrealms5997]

I love how unironically good schlatt is at entertaining kids lol

[@damienmichiels4119]

Well he does do it for a living

[@tc4984]

Man, I love how schlatt manages to be unhinged but still whoselome with those kids

[@archeryan8404]

Jschlatt's comedy has the ability break through any 4th wall with the force of a United Airlines-owned Boeing 767 passenger jet aircraft, and then another shortly afterwards.

[@qqmario3115]

this may be the smoothest one ive heard

[@archeryan8404]

@@qqmario3115 it took me three deletions to word it right 😂

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Jesus

[@mr_pike4609]

13:17 "an outlet and a bunch of silverware" 💀

[@Nolabray21]

could of had alot of fun XD

[@SlavaThereshin]

Damn, I just realized they're "used" together! 😆🫣

[@beefgill]

Literally skull emoji

[@ZxXxarGaming]

Schlatt trying to one up himself on the incident of 99

[@purplejoeler]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed yhis

[@Mythikal13]

Remember, this show is in no way affiliated with the British show "Taskmaster" that everyone should definitely check out

[@janhetjoch]

Taskmaster is British. The brits famously left the EU

[@AlkanetEXE]

Came here to shout out the similarities! Love the American office work theme tho

[@Stoiss]

EU = Europe, they left the union not the continent ;) And this is a blatant copy of the show with a twist on the theme @@janhetjoch

[@Mythikal13]

@@janhetjoch oops

[@limecows]

The famous yoink and twist!

[@Squ1d4010]

The fact that It goes from Daniel playing pirates with the kids to schlatt making them draw Andrew Cuomo is so funny

[@Mazzeltoph]

I love how you can really hear the crisp quality of that microphone from HyperX. It really breathes "phone from the 90's in a windy place"

[@Queenperky]

the little girl that saved lily from saying a joke was amazing 😆

[@Owannagotobed]

Jashatt is the kind of guy to baby sit a kid and ask if he wants a beer or something Edit: thank yall so much for 1.4k likes ❤️

[@somerguy3527]

He’d train them with firearms

[@TDGCmote]

no thats Lud. Schlatt is the one who passes tf out.

[@zombiejelly4111]

@@somerguy3527I see nothing wrong with that

[@annoy4nce648]

gotta love that he sacrificed the chance at victory in that segment for the content.

[@angyphoenix4983]

is that not normal? I do that with my siblings

[@MissHugs]

9:00 "i'm fine, i'm actually immune to fall damage" IM CRYING

[@the.blue.bassist]

I am so mad because this is so good. I've been wanting to adapt the Taskmaster format to content creators for years but lacked the means. This is perfect and I can't wait to see the rest!

[@jhinabuser7699]

Wow I was not expecting this! The show has a lot of substance and appeal; it actually feels like something that could be on comedy central. You guys have created something massively entertaining and wholesome. Hopefully there are many more episodes to come!!!

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

As a linguist I am a huge fan of Daniel's approach to the reversed speech one. That's pretty much exactly what I would have done.

[@Fiemus9]

But why not record it normally and then hear that reversed? Isn't that the obvious route or am I missing something? 😂

[@Gaporigo]

I think they weren't allowed to do that.

[@Fiemus9]

@@Gaporigo ah okay that makes a lot of sense then

[@electroshock1021]

@@Fiemus9 twas unallowed, hence why schlatt said a Different sentence to reverse and Daniel asked Slime to say it instead of him

[@jimmy_ink]

​@@electroshock1021slimes the bald guy, this guy is stanz

[@mochisharvey]

"Schlatt" ruining ludwig's stuff is getting common

[@tonymacaroni955]

At this point, having "Schlatt DIDNT ruin anything" would be even more of a clickbait title

[@br1ghts0ng]

didn’t even ruin anything lol

[@dexi89]

@@br1ghts0ng 12,000 lumens >: (

[@mbate2253]

Schlatt is what makes Ludwig's stuff better. 😂

[@aloyminimum]

Wait why is Schlatt in quotes and not “ruining” Is that not the real schlatt? Is that what happened in 99 (or whatever the meme is)

[@Disentrive27]

“Changed her opinion on Roe v Wade” is INSANE I LOVE THE HUMOR

[@bigmangeorgeinc]

schlatt somehow looks even more like a serial killer in this video

[@hinozalproductions2735]

Schlatt talking about the US states made me realize he’d be a great actor for Homelander.

[@MissHugs]

36:14 SCHLATT BLINDING HIMSELF MADE ME LAUGH SO LOUD

[@Andjelka99]

Adding Jerma in the back omfg perfect 😂

[@7PebblesReported]

Saving this

[@Professor_munky]

SAME

[@Professor_munky]

Bro around 42:00 when he was flashing, the flash directly into the guys eyes was hilarious😂

[@flleaf]

you would love getting emotional with jschlatt video

[@deshelledturtle355]

Oh I love this edit! Good job prezoh. I like seeing it cut into live reactions, something I feel was missing.

[@jamesanderson1139]

Was just about to comment this

[@myriahkeays3846]

Duuuude cutting from the kids cheering daniels name to him juggling like a boss was beautiful

[@Sanguifier]

I was fully expecting schlatt to bribe the children with money.

[@funpol-ice1247]

she’s like a animal rotating her head to understand something

[@pedrostormrage]

9:31 "Andrew Cuomo, what do you think a guy like that would look like?" From a "wtf" standpoint, Schlatt was clearly the most entertaining one (as Ludwig aptly put it at 14:34) 🥇

[@maticampa2336]

35:03 "you had me on some dank audio setup" and then the hyperx ad is hilarious

[@NotoriousWhistler]

"She was just... in here" was the best summary of Lily's attempt at the first task. Thanks Stanz.

[@obscurereference8798]

2:25 that joke alone is worth a like and a comment for the algorithm 31:36 lmao, Shlatt bought new pants for this and didn't take the tags off 48:59 Florida DOES have islands, they're called the Florida Keys

[@gwhab]

42:11 as someone from mass, I can 100% back up this statement.

[@SoulfullyUnaware]

I really love how this is edited! It really reminded me of “”some of the panel shows”” and dropout! I still need to watch the full stream, but I think I think watching this one first seems like a better option cuz it feels cohesive with the edits, then the livestream feels like those extra bits we get from some shows lol, it would be cool to lock the livestream, let this one come out, and then reenable the stream after this, cuz the editing really elevates it!

[@lynxerax7011]

This is so taskmaster and I love it so much, down to the Host & Assistent format, the points, cutting away to the tasks. And stanz loves taskmaster as well. This is freaking great

[@rehmana9588]

i watched the vod twice, first alone and second with a friend and the editing on this is so good, the pacing and cuts add so much to the experience. Nice!

[@Perimyotis]

Schlatt was actually super cute with the kids. He’s like a cool uncle.

[@luvlycrush354]

the kid reassuring Lily that its okay if she can't think of a joke was so cute 🥺

[@jamesanderson1139]

Daniel bein there brought a level of legitimacy (maybe theres a better word) that just 4 of the "usual Ludwig guests" couldnt. Good stuff.

[@LCEpic]

10:37 Ludwig just shut down like a robot 3 seconds into the laugh lol

[@JhbTeam]

This was amazing. Lily playing Duck Duck Goose with the children, Schlatt talking about... Andrew Cuomo to the children 😆😭What a show

[@robo8bit807]

mans you got some REALLLLL experience how they do tho🧐

[@gregothy9190]

Bro watched the first fifteen minutes and gave up 🗿

[@slipeee]

I feel like the formula for the this was greatly inspired by shows like taskmaster but not in a bad way, I like it :D hope y'all do more

[@hornimamont7462]

Why jschlatt wearing predator glasses 💀

[@muka6540]

Daniel is super funny and it’s always awesome when he’s on screen!! Stanz is also so charismatic and adds so much

[@saljoy_]

congrats on this project!! i saw the vod and now the video and time went by flying. props to the art department and the photography people because the show looks incredible !

[@Chronomatrix]

16:04 oh god that is HILARIOUS, straight out of a sitcom.

[@AndGoatz04]

Lily: doing her best Daniel: actually succeeding Schlatt: *Schlatt.*

[@molls1752]

i wasnt expecting daniel to be here and how he is with kids makes me just loive him more. what a guy

[@DaysforDaays]

This was sooo good! Production quality 🤌 Stanz and Daniel were great! And Jschlatt with them outburst was hilarious!

[@devneia]

title translation: "Schlatt increases value of the shares in the company"

[@thinshin6486]

Yeah he has incentive. His father's a major shareholder

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Thrasher's reverse recording is so much better than kaedes because she just wrote the letters backwards which changes some of the phonetics, he knows ipa which let him reverse the sentence while keeping the sounds intact

[@iWhacko]

also, she forgot to putthe words in reverse order, hers is actually pretty good, but the sentence is backwards, she starts with "everyone"

[@jtcoop40]

jschlatt the kind of guy to flashbang himself during a briefing

[@Ashar121]

43:10 Schlatt going clockwork orange on Stanz with the flashlight was really funny

[@myriahkeays3846]

Mannnn daniel killed it at pretty much everything 😂 that’s our piano man!!

[@Cyrribrae]

Such a fun stream and great guests. Awesome edit too, well done prezoh.

[@Hashboness]

I was terrified when shlark brought up New York.. I thought it could only go in one direction

[@slothaholic9763]

36:15 love watching schlatt just blind himself

[@justsia3155]

Schlatt being screwed over compilation:

[@theflyingwhale5778]

A music collab between all of them would be great, Daniel and Lily has a great portfolio and Ludwig & “Shat” just made their own song cover

[@ollieschulz478]

Ive watched the full vod through twice and now for the third time. One of the best shows on youtube

[@thedaychr]

Yeah, we are here for the third run UuU

[@inbracedefeat]

this is my favorite thing Lud has made so far. Amazing level of effort and the editing on this video is godly. Congrats to everyone involved.

[@ItsMemeHere]

hard to believe i find out daniel would be an incredible father in a _ludwig_ video of all things

[@benovermire3372]

schlatt is unironically SUPER good with kids

[@takoyakiwcheese]

18:43 Pretty sure the kid meant to choose Lily as his favorite but probably swapped their faces. same with the girl who chose Lily as the worst and probably meant Kyedae 😂

[@BigFoleyclips]

Your yapping hard

[@takoyakiwcheese]

@@BigFoleyclips well it's the truth and I just found it funny

[@BigFoleyclips]

@@takoyakiwcheese quit yappin❤️

[@takoyakiwcheese]

@@BigFoleyclips go cry about it buddy

[@wacht5930]

@@BigFoleyclips you're*

[@donny_funk]

Stanz rocks, love the edited version

[@lazerboy4942]

Stanz was electric, major props to him

[@snowwolf507]

Gonna tell my mom this is ‘the office’

[@funpol-ice1247]

i have a *outlet* and some *silverware (forks)*

[@RedDragonU45]

the black coffee table is the same ikea table I own. I like to imagine that ludwig stole my table, filmed this and snuck it back in without me noticing

[@lamperouge3615]

Schlatt drawing the states so accurately and being rewarded the least points is so brutal xD

[@Wopa21]

36:14, schlatt blinding himself has be crying of laughter

[@ScarletteCobra]

Schlandrew Schluomo looks like he's been working for the company for 40 years already

[@ae112r8]

unironically schlatt was the best with the kids i guarantee they had the most fun with him