Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?

Luke, If you meet her again, Don't do it. You'll rot it off, That many partners will give you something that induces psychiatric disorders, I've often wondered if that's what made your father go insane. Pirate Crotch Rot Luke

[@itsmeko1712]

barely legal in most systems is such an insane line 😭

[@cerisejones8061]

I dont know how I ended up here but it's funny

[@AllanElMelon1043]

She isnt even legal. She is 14 years old

[@nicklibby3784]

​@@AllanElMelon1043​ Actually Ashoka is legal at 14. Because 13 years old is the legal age of consent in Japan. For people in Europe, 14 years old is the legal age of Consent in: Germany Italy Portugal Austria Hungary Estonia Montenegro Macedonia Serbia Bosnia Albania Bulgaria And 15 years old is the legal age of consent in these European countries: France Sweden Denmark Greece Iceland Poland Romania Czech republic Slovakia Slovenia Croatia So maybe that is what Obi Wan meant when he said "She was barely legal in most star systems". It is like how here on Earth, Ashoka is barely legal in most country systems - especially in Europe.

[@AllanElMelon1043]

@@nicklibby3784 thats not what barely legals means idiot. Also why the fuck do we care about the age of consent in Japan. Or European countries for that matter???

[@themechbuilder6171]

@Spodo bbb HMM

[@rileyd2025]

The “and she was a good friend” makes it 10x funnier

[@Tragicide]

Ngl, wish I had friends like that.

[@filipeisabelinho3425]

​@content_enjoyer4458better friends

[@IAmGodHimself777]

@@TragicideI wouldn’t touch her with a 100 meter long pole.

[@randommf3549]

J

[@Madmax45247]

"It was like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea... and she was a good friend."

[@lucasfabisiak9586]

"It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea." I'm dead 😂

[@CrazyGuy9812]

Ikr😂😂😂

[@Deggy1012]

"My lord is that legal?" "I will make it legal"

[@Ghaltouni]

"I will make it legal...in most systems"

[@davidvandersterre]

O me lord, that's bad

[@zhiradletzhoparbay]

@@Ghaltouni…from the certain point of view.

[@Other8arry]

You win the internet today sir.

[@allwayzangry8290]

😂😂

[@user-xe4zk9ht6r]

People must have been confused about that line back in the day, but it just shows George's grander vision

[@Jmoth792]

And everyone else vision when seeing Ahsoka Tano I guess

[@naif1989]

It's like poetry, it rhymes

[@christopherstein2024]

@@naif1989 More like "I may have gone too far in a few places."

[@jamesrosewell9081]

​@@christopherstein2024more like he didn't go far enough

[@muigokublack6487]

"Jar Jar is the key to everything."

[@djd00mshyer]

"AND SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND." Jesus christ

[@boobooclap1223]

Genuinely the best part

[@connerlackey3952]

Especially when Padme wasn't around Anakin

[@jchoneandonly]

I mean it's very possible for someone to be your kinky sex slave and also be a good friend

[@martinhall9497]

I was cringing hard the first time I read this copy pasta, but that line at the end fucking kills me, one of the best punchlines I’ve ever read.

[@kinginwilmington1810]

That was the best part!!!😅

[@prickly10000]

Gives Yoda's line. " he is too old to start the training" all new meaning

[@pbluma]

kek

[@BiblemanTF]

💀

[@InfernosReaper]

An old variety comedy show called The Chappelle Show covered this years ago with the Jedi molestation scandal, even had an interview with Mace Windu

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

Ohh, Nice one

[@GilbertGaylord]

💀

[@maskednil]

Kids these days won't know the struggle. Until the 3D animated Clone Wars came out, we all wondered about what the hell Obi Wan was talking about.

[@Daluckyplays]

SMH, these spoiled kids and their bad batches, and their Mandalorians. We real fans grew up with the good stuff! (This is satire btw)

[@vapingfury4460]

What a strange thing to comment

[@IIHydraII]

​@@vapingfury4460jokes: exist Vape user: 🥴🐒

[@stemup]

​@vapingfury4460 never watched clone wars, I see. 😏

[@Nik-bd8om]

"and once in a while we would even have the enitre 501st run a train over her" ... The 501st had around 9,216 troopers in their ranks. Poor Ahsoka.

[@resortisland8977]

Don't worry. According to this, she was a bit of a trooper herself.😂😂

[@IamThe_Senate76]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@concept5631]

It helped build endurance and stamina.

[@slice1208]

Wrecked by Rex.

[@30cal23]

pussy looks like a hand grenade went off in a deli counter, i checked r34

[@nothingisawesome]

"part of official Jedi training of course" I mean, of course. We all know the lore

[@potatoraider7320]

What lore? 💀💀💀

[@A1Kira]

@@potatoraider7320 You know, the thing!

[@vladimirofsvalbard9477]

@@potatoraider7320 Come on man!

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

*_What!?_*

[@saberiandream316]

TCW broke lore, proudly.

[@Xerruy]

Jesus Christ KZbin all I searched was 'Ahsoka Tano'

[@robertlupa8273]

😅

[@DiggerDig-Dug]

Best reply ever! I'm lmao!!!

[@vixonvontrollington4529]

Ahsoka: “So much like your father.” Luke: “…In what regard?”

[@The_real_John3879]

Ahsoka:"His gender..."

[@DaniloSantosVieira]

good tfs reference

[@elnumbrotres]

Dbza reference. Love it

[@BabyDontHearnMeNoMore]

Bro really just copied the top comment word for word💀

[@aldayalnite]

“So we told her there are no panties in space” that line cracks me up every time I think of it

[@InvaderWeezle]

It's pretty much what George Lucas told Carrie Fisher when they filmed A New Hope lol

[@aldayalnite]

@@InvaderWeezle 🤣😵☠️🪦👻

[@PhoenixofEru]

​@@InvaderWeezle Nah, that was bras... 😂

[@gordalot]

@@PhoenixofEru George did tell her that! That’s why she’s not wearing any when she’s wearing her white outfit in A New Hope!

[@stue2298]

@@PhoenixofEru In return of the jedi the slave costume that Carrie had had no panties, there an interview with her about that.

[@xSharpW]

Now she's Luke's cougar exotic alien aunt

[@raymondreddington5847]

The circle is now complete. When she left she was the exotic sidepiece now she's the exotic cougar

[@balazsvarga1823]

If you watched the Clone Wars, she is Bo Katan's... so that's why Sabine dumped her!

[@thecaptain6520]

....and she was a good friend.

[@HeyTeacherLeaveThoseKidsAlone]

step aunt

[@TerryBowles-qm3qc]

@@HeyTeacherLeaveThoseKidsAlone Looks like step-aunt Ahsoka got stuck in the hyper-dryer again...

[@yewtewbstew547]

Every time the 501st were finished they had to memory wipe the cleaning droids to prevent them from self destructing.

[@gengarzilla1685]

MeanwhIle, R2 has all the video recordings saved in his "homework" folder.

[@user-py7pu2op5u]

“So this is how liberty dies … with thunderous cheek slapping.” -Queen Amidala, Revenge of The Sith

[@Rustyknife1]

Clapping

[@CameronKiesser]

"I'm thinking Order 66 was justified".

[@discipline3318]

Execute Order 69

[@darthbofgeus2930]

@@discipline3318 oh no

[@Local_commentor]

@@darthbofgeus2930 run over 501st

[@RiddlerQM]

😂

[@timmywoo3572]

Perhaps the empire were the good guys real

[@balbuliquidlibrary9486]

"It was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice" hahahaha how accurate!!

[@JacquesInariFox]

Ikr

[@blindcodgamer]

2.1 k likes and only one reply? lets make that 2.

[@that_south_African]

Bro laughs like jar jar binks 💀

[@alexman378]

“A fine piece of jail bait, from a more civilized age” 😂😂😂😂

[@balbuliquidlibrary9486]

@@that_south_African how did ye know ich bin un Gungan?

[@Prisonerthirt33n]

"It was surreal..." Even Obi Wan couldnt quite believe how much of a star whore Ahsoka was

[@vietnamd0820]

Star Whores…I like the sound of that

[@DelfyDaun]

Not to mention a minor star whore

[@subnormality5854]

I love how it gets raunchier and raunchier with each line until "...and she was a good friend." And then that last clip - Luke's facezoom needs a dramatic sting or something

[@HwoarangtheBoomerang]

Roundabout by Yes.

[@thealmightyuntensil2368]

Lmao the way Luke is simultaneously confused, disgusted but also interested at the same time really sells this 😂

[@Eagle-od1im]

I like to imagine that this is placed right in the middle of the original ROTJ scene, so Luke confronts Obi-Wan about his father being Darth Vader and suddenly gets this response 💀

[@Laidengizer011]

You want some of that orange alien head tail.

[@gg_sam7847]

Me discovering my new GFs kinks

[@connerlackey3952]

​@@Laidengizer011if Ahsoka was real you know you would wanna try and smash her in bed.

[@dhlhthriwdhskissos9606]

Hearing that come from obi wan sure bring ALL those feelings at once....

[@pewpsquad]

“A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age” 💀💀💀

[@noyou6271]

That shit got me dying ngl

[@Stumme-40203]

Back before the Empire raised the age of consent.

[@bryanmiller8604]

@@Stumme-40203 Back before the dark times. Now people throughout the galaxy take to twitter, & discuss with the full brutality of the dark side, how this is a pathway to many abilities they consider to be unnatural. 😂

[@x-rex7236]

​@@Stumme-40203This worse thing to happen to the Jedi than order 66

[@dickmorningwood4689]

@@bryanmiller8604 reading this in Palpatine’s voice and Old Ben Kenobi’s voice both seem to fit lol

[@MaxBaraliuc]

I just love the fact that this video comes up first if you search “Ashoka Tano”

[@nutcrackerscrack9861]

Daaaaaamn

[@braindriftinglmao]

“Anakin and I used to double team her” that’s fucking wild

[@blacksabbath5300]

After every successful mission. Also, over 9,000 clones

[@thegoliath9310]

​@@blacksabbath5300 does that count as 9000 bodies? Its basically the same guy over and over

[@ThatAintTheThugShaker]

don't show that to Vegeta, he'll be mad

[@thenelsonbruhs722]

Now that image is burned into my brain..

[@JBrander]

@@blacksabbath5300 and also Obi-wan says "once in a while". So the entire 501st didn't do it just once with Ahsoka. No wonder her stamina is insane.

[@d-man9921]

"You can't throw me in jail anymore, I am a force ghost." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@hawkeye5955]

Time to call in the Ghostbusters.

[@corpig4021]

😂

[@SammEater]

​@@hawkeye5955Bustin makes me feel good.

[@hawkeye5955]

@@SammEater : Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good

[@SammEater]

@@hawkeye5955 Freakin ghost bed.

[@neverlistentome]

"No panties in space" is such a great Lucas dig...

[@Mosca_Tube]

what’s that a reference to

[@neverlistentome]

@@Mosca_Tube Lucas told Carrie Fisher that "there are no underwear in space" when she asked about her wardrobe (the white gown from a new hope)

[@Mosca_Tube]

@@neverlistentome thanks i remember that now 😆

[@vincenegra2612]

It was "no bras in space"

[@possiblykamino]

@@vincenegra2612 it was both

[@otakamerd1220]

“A fine piece of jailbait” Nah, no wonder Anakin had to take bro out. Man said too much 💀

[@Kacpa2]

Except the scene takes place long after he killed obi-wan

[@seg162]

Okay, but he double teamed her with him after every successful mission

[@Calculon1712]

I love how innocently the way he says; "It was surreal"

[@functionatthejunction]

"A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age." Most accurate description of Ahsoka ever.

[@maxmagnus3793]

Yeah. Back in the day you could get away with stuff like that apparently. Thank you George Lucas

[@data9594]

not wrong tho

[@user-no1nj9ji1d]

Best kind of girl and healthiest kind of relationships.

[@mechanomics2649]

Most sane and definitely not PDF file Star Wars fans.

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

@@mechanomics2649 they don’t even simp for the Rebels Ahsoka who’s a grown ass hot alien woman 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Memerath]

I love how luke consistently looks like he wants to leave during the entire video

[@timopper5488]

Yeah, he wants to go find her!

[@Raiden-Auron]

@@timopper5488 gotta make his father proud now💀💀

[@legendspectre1683]

@@timopper5488💀

[@Geck_Gxng]

Lmfao

[@JHowOfficial]

INFPs do be like that

[@darthmaul7434]

" Master Kenobi, I'm sorry but, why are you telling me this? "

[@funkydiscogod]

*puts his hand on Luke's shoulder* "You must learn the ways of the force."

[@gamesmaster90]

@@funkydiscogodthe white sabre between his legs

[@Butmunch666]

I legit cried from laughter. This might actually be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I just can't get over it. I just keep breaking down barely containing myself. The person that did this needs all the medals from Ahsoka.

[@machenga]

We can all agree that John Williams’ score added a lot of emotional depth to this scene 🖤

[@jimmiller5600]

Fine music -- a sure sign of culturally significant cinema.

[@budgiecat2885]

@@jimmiller5600 Odd then why Disney Star Wars doesnt hire him for their shows. Last thing he did for them was TLJ and before that, TFA

[@arceptor]

@@budgiecat2885 hes super old. he couldnt even use the london symphony orchesta like the first 6 movies cause of his health. had to stay in los angeles and use a second hand philoharmonic

[@Kyle07]

Williams last Star wars score was TRoS. and now Indy 5. I think he is done know with Star wars and Indiana Jones. For example for Solo or Kenobi Williams did the main themes, right?

[@KarlBunker]

Ah, yes... I remember this scene well. It's funny how not many people talk about it any more.

[@ratmi8633]

It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

[@madarauchiha7034]

@@ratmi8633 is it possible to learn this story

[@ratmi8633]

@@madarauchiha7034 not from a Jedi. Well except obi wan apparently

[@Tyedyeninja04productions]

@@ratmi8633 this is outrageous! I demand to learn this story!

[@ratmi8633]

@@Tyedyeninja04productions it’s unfair.

[@timtrainage]

"Part of official Jedi training" Luke... Maybe you should stay away from Yoda

[@DiegoErnestoTejadaZaldivar]

Too late 💀

[@GyaruRespecter]

Yeah this scene is considered a meme nowadays but when it first came out it was shocking, I remember watching it on the cinema being stunned at the plot twist. The information that Kenobi was giving Luke (and by extension the audience) explained a lot of questions we had at the time about the lore of Star Wars.

[@isaiahmcdonaugh6689]

I died at the end when after all that he goes, "and she was a good friend" 😂

[@jiji7250]

Can you explain the joke ?

[@isaiahmcdonaugh6689]

@jiji7250 king penguins can reach up to 5-6 feet in height

[@rangerlicious2366]

@@jiji7250 My guess is that they were getting it on constantly to the point where you'd *think* they had a romantic connection. "She was a good friend" pretty much says they were only in it for the physical side. TLDR: It's a joke about friends with benefits I guess.

[@dipflop5530]

​@@jiji7250it's a reference when old ben was talking to luke about anakin being a good friend

[@Odrikah]

​​​@@jiji7250It's anticlimactic. Like Obi-Wan realized Luke was getting weirded out so he just cut himself off by using the tamest conversation segway ever as if that would undo everything he just said. It's nonsensical. And it only makes the rant that came beforehand all the weirder (and hilarious) because of it. If we're looking at it from a strictly Star Wars standpoint, it's a reference to when Obi-Wan told Luke about Anakin in ANH while purposefully leaving out some, err, really important details. This video is kind of the opposite, where he's giving *way* too much detail, but he ends the conversation in the same way. The sudden slingshot from Obi-Wan's Ahsoka rant to a familiar line which is almost hyper-normal by comparison to what he just said is funny.

[@tituslee2153]

0:48 love how luke shakes his head like, “Nah Ben, this ain’t the Jedi way”

[@robertwiles8106]

it's something a desert hermit might be into though

[@mikebastarache7677]

No,no your wrong, this is...the way

[@tommy940C]

But it was Mhmhm - Yoda

[@bluefury105]

I can imagine Luke saying this with the voice of ishowspeed 💀💀💀

[@hisserzone]

No wonder Herbert the pervert is Obi wan in the family guy parody

[@Projekt237]

"It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend." (Obi-Wan Kenobi)

[@synisterintent]

To this day, both simultaneously the greatest argument for AND against AI.

[@ponod]

Enough internet for the day

[@10_points]

I completely agree

[@CommunityFan]

Agreed

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

Enough for a while

[@christar331]

Nah I need more of this

[@Mandalorian_John.]

@@christar331 "R34 Ahsoka Tano" if we understand what you mean

[@WarmPupusa]

“Just like your father” Had me fucking howling. The way Luke was edited. Pure gold.

[@jcarry5214]

I was too stunned to laugh or close my mouth until that line. Then I fuckin went unglued, my dog is worried about it.

[@corpig4021]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BillyOnYouTube]

Dude me too lol

[@murphyjackedoff5970]

“Luke, Ashoka had the tightest pussy, but your father had the tightest bussy”.

[@DevilwithamouthGold]

Lmao 😂

[@idek6652]

“It was surreal” 😭😭😭

[@Evil_Florida]

Dave Filoni is speaking through Obi Wan

[@TheHookBoy]

“We taught her to grip her weapon backwards…” That made me laugh so hard I’m crying.

[@jcarry5214]

The whole thing is genius but that line was fuckin omniscient.

[@seronymus]

Please explain

[@jcarry5214]

@@seronymus Ahsoka is famous for holding her lightsabers pointed the “wrong” way, which happens to be the same way women find it convenient to hold most sex toys.

[@MrBelles104]

@@jcarry5214 I'm searching pictures of Ashoka with light sabers to visualize what you're talking about but it's messing with my mind. Are you saying that when holding a saber in front like one would hold a mug, the mug would be facing upside down if it was Ashoka?

[@jcarry5214]

@@MrBelles104 Yeah, sort of. Like if you were going to commit ritual suicide by cutting your belly with a dagger. Or like the sword in "the blind swordsman/Zatoichi". Or like the way Starkiller holds them in The Force Unleashed.

[@dibby_xan]

The "why didn't you tell me?" Got me

[@MrSCAVENGER1000]

Same lol

[@kendrafox6648]

its even worse when you consider he oogled his own sister back at Tatooine guess all Jedi are perverts imagine the circlejerk in the Jedi temple master chambers lmao

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok.

[@Phoenix-md8sh]

Me too

[@AlinaAniretake]

@@Phoenix-md8sh oof... at least I hope you got compinsated by Weinsteins...

[@Nic9458]

“The entire 501st legion ran a train” is crazy, that’s like 10k plus clones

[@whatsappprofile8043]

Can I find this on pornhub?

[@BansheeNT-D]

600+ because TCW turned it into a Battalion 🙃

[@DoNotTredOnMe]

This is official cannon now.

[@oplars6487]

Luke's disappointed head shake is everything

[@claytabulusshogun]

He may have been disappointed and disgusted when Obi-Wan told it, but when he meets her, his face goes "Hear me out"

[@connerlackey3952]

​@@claytabulusshogun Obi-Wan's story takes a whole new meaning when Ahsoka tells Luke that she's an old friend of the family.

[@guest6398]

That's why he ended up alone. He's a PG-movie character, but Obi Wan was an R-movie character.

[@drumlessons833]

Typical Larry Kenobi rhetoric

[@hermitcard4494]

"You dirty bastrds" 😂

[@JS-pn5cn]

I work in a hospital. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a straight face when your patients are trying to tell you what’s bothering them and all you can think is “she could handle a meat saber better than anyone else in the Jedi Temple”?

[@sartainja]

What about the term “orange pussy”? 😂

[@reaperluke3518]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@spacecat3198]

"And she was a good friend"

[@ReginaFalange.1]

But it’s not that funny though is it really? Meh

[@BEANBOYOBEANITH]

@@ReginaFalange.1 unfortunately, not everyone's humour aligns with yours.

[@thesidneychan]

This is like a modern "Aristocrats" joke.

[@fighterck6241]

Hey Luke, she's no longer jail-bait, and she's not your sister. Win-win!

[@turtek12]

When we all saw this in the theaters, we were confused, and George reluctantly cut it out of the special edition. But he's really shown the depths of his planning and the breadth of his vision. Thanks for restoring this gem!

[@wakandapolatty]

Really?! What else was cut?

[@that_south_African]

​@@wakandapolatty your brain cells if you think this was real

[@wakandapolatty]

@@that_south_African I know it’s fake, it was a joke, damn.

[@Beyondereditz24]

@@wakandapolatty lmao he never answered

[@reagan1197]

Guess the guy called Freedom, never learned to be free towards humor 😔

[@miguelz5759]

“…and she was a good friend “ best delivery for this whole monologue

[@marbellaotaiza801]

I *LOVE* this version where she tells him he's so much like his father in the end 🤣

[@bluemike807]

God bless the Anon whose greentext was the origin of this masterpiece.

[@eqmalabdullah4054]

"she handled the meat saber better than anyone else" got me off guard💀 Edit:i don't want to be that guy but holy that's a lot of likes

[@evo2542]

"and she was a good friend" was what caught me off guard. Like it was last place in terms of importance, lol.

[@mikoajdymek9672]

Why meat?

[@googlycactus7159]

@@mikoajdymek9672 Oh boy. Man-Meat Saber

[@Stumme-40203]

@@mikoajdymek9672 Are you a Wamen?

[@roviofanbird2579]

"since she was constantly doing acrobatics you could get a glimpse of her orange p*$$y in the mid fight." Got me

[@laurasaxon694]

"Barely legal in most systems." not going to lie, that had me howling with laughter.

[@corpig4021]

🤣

[@Laidengizer011]

Popular reading material in the Star Wars Galaxy.

[@sr_ryoadm]

Make sense, so its ok. Let anakin have consent fun

[@marquisbrown9400]

“And she was a good friend” 💀😭

[@GarbageLord6543]

I sometimes randomly remember "it was surreal" and start laughing 😂.

[@Onecooltop75]

I can’t even watch Asokha without thinking of the line “ she can handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple

[@TomAndersonn]

I actually don't mind thinking about her handling a meatsaber

[@MetulManiac]

I can't even watch Asohka period. It's fucking gawdawful.

[@CarlosEduardo-lg9xc]

@@TomAndersonn same. Even before watching this video.

[@mirceazaharia2094]

Good. Gooooood. Let the HORNI flow through you.

[@scientistmilorad9735]

​@@mirceazaharia2094 Damn someone better bring the bonk-saber

[@iiBlack0ut]

This caught me completely off guard 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@lanceuppercut6168]

Same. I was like what da fudge did I just watch xD

[@DJdext]

Same! I wasn't drinking anything but had the reflex to spit out what was in my mouth. LOL!!!

[@razortongue9000]

Same. This was one of those moments after 2 hours of watching random pointless sh*t, trying to find a reason to live and then this popped up and now I don't need any more internet.

[@yokaiwatcher8500]

“We told her there were no panties in space” Isn’t that what George Lucas told Carrie Fisher for basically the same reason?

[@twobitsnick]

It was about bras but yes

[@OnCoated]

"Anakin and I used to double team her" is criminal 💀😭😭😭

[@glassofmilk3474]

The fact luke looks like he wants to leave this conversation and seek therapy is amazing.

[@saberiandream316]

My reaction to TCW.

[@NathanDraxter]

Yeah that convo was totally uncalled for, but I do understand ghost force obi, he can’t interact with the physical world all he has eft is his naughty memories

[@phonkydude2390]

My reaction to leia saying "he is my brother" to Han Solo

[@gengarzilla1685]

No wonder he ran off to an uncharted planet to drink blue milk for the rest of his days.

[@jabbathehutt8952]

​@@saberiandream316tcw is peak star wars

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Luke's face after Ashoka's "so much like your father" says it all

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Doesn't help she was giving him fuck me eyes

[@EdwinDPZ]

There's nothing that says this can't be canon

[@DSmittie]

I really respect how this still somewhat keeps Kenobi’s formal style intact, really sells the bit.

[@JonnyContagious]

"[Highly-detailed sexual carnage]... and she was a good friend."

[@user-dd3lp3tc2c]

Highly detailed sexual objectification... And she was a good friend.

[@pptemplar5840]

Most Realistic dialogue I've ever heard.

[@fredlloyd-ward6141]

Imagine Asoka and Luke's first meeting if this scene was cannon

[@andrek_m]

it's canon bro

[@eagleowl833]

He would say "mom?"😐

[@w11w2]

​@@eagleowl833 more like "mommy?"

[@matthewallen1834]

😊

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

​​@@w11w2 From jailbait to MILF.

[@DestinySpider]

I love how this is a minute straight of Obi Wan saying the absolutely most vile things, only to end it with "And she was a good friend"

[@DarthCholesterol]

“Anakin and I used to double team her” 🗿

[@primal1233]

I have literally just died from laughter 😂🤣

[@riukasoulripper8252]

Rest in peace my friend :c

[@passingrando6457]

Bro, if you're dead, honor Obi-Wan's memory. Use your incorporeal form to peek on women in the bath.

[@masscreationbroadcasts]

You will be missed.

[@DAVEMUSTAlNE]

Have ya now

[@tufab3494]

Rip

[@kyleyuen245]

I can only imagine Luke thinking about this when talking to her

[@timopper5488]

You know he was imagining her orange pussy.

[@maxmagnus3793]

Meanwhile Ahsoka wondering why he's playing so hard to get

[@BuffaloBillsSon]

“So much like your father!” That line lands the best! Lukes stare is just perfect too!!!!

[@jeffgoode9865]

I love how you can hear the reminiscence in his voice as he says *It was surreal*

[@chiefchuck3897]

“It was like a constant porno Luke, you would have no idea. & she was a good friend” 🤣🤣🤣 best dialogue EVER!

[@alecjones4676]

More of a monologue really lol

[@rickhapstley3866]

That part fucking kills me lmao

[@joshcurtis8129]

😂 Poor Asoka no wonder she left the Jedi order

[@connerlackey3952]

Or kicked out because she got tried of all the fucking that was happening to her

[@zootyyfruity]

It all makes sense now 😂

[@wjrasmussen666]

AssHoKa

[@joshcurtis8129]

@@zootyyfruity Jedi they are the real villains they kick her out after doing all that and claiming she’s murdered a fellow Jedi then after finding out she’s not guilty they had they nerve to invite her back in Jesus am surprised she didn’t run and side with palatine or dooku at the time

[@BrekekeReal]

@@joshcurtis8129Dooku was on the right side. He broke off from Jedi because he saw how flawed their rules are and that they are secretly serving the evil of the galaxy.

[@tapryor2tonysub150]

I was in fucking tears watching this. Took ten rewatches to catch it all over my own laughter. Absolutely gold. The only downside is I don’t think I’m ever going to find anything funnier than this as long as I live.

[@sockpuppet7881]

TIL the no panties comment is canon, thanks George.

[@heywoodfloyd9]

ikr CW Ahsoka was delectable f*** meat.

[@Eastwoodhood]

This sounds like something Ben would say in a Robot Chicken parody

[@srdjanjungic5999]

Exactly mate

[@dmc5465]

i thought this was an Auralnauts clip.

[@ptprojektred]

And she was a good friend

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

Palpatine: Now you know the true reason of why I started Order 66.

[@naszirboyd9950]

Yeah.. that training was crazy Anakin had her run it back a couple of times for the guys.

[@badassgoat5601]

" Sometimes we had the entire 501st run a train over her... " ☠️ Had me dead 😅

[@LukiKruki]

This not aged well

[@Geck_Gxng]

Lmfao

[@MrNoot39449]

​@@LukiKrukiWhat do you mean?

[@FrancoisBouton]

Part of official jedi training, of course.

[@dadha4663]

@@LukiKrukiaba

[@marylandman8638]

Ahsoka: “So much like your father 😏.” Luke: “🤨⁉️”

[@PerrytheDRIPlatypus2531]

Miguel Ohara: WAIT, IT'S A CANON EVENT!?

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

Tags: Aunt

[@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine]

​@@PerrytheDRIPlatypus2531"Always was." 🌍👩‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[@PerrytheDRIPlatypus2531]

@@Definitely_Not_Sheev_Palpatine Miguel Ohara: WAIT! **Dies** Yoda: Oh Well, Furry Slaying Time.

[@concept5631]

Miguel O'hara: "Nah bro I'll let this one slide."

[@imonit4272]

“….and she was a good friend.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@vladimirrashkovsky6274]

“Jedi TRAINing”

[@VJD671]

“Barely legal in most systems”had me dying💀💀💀

[@BALAOFMANDALORE]

That ending 💀💀💀

[@arandomgreekfrombactria6302]

"so much like youe father" RIP

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Even in Canon and Legends that’s the worst thing she could’ve told Luke

[@bensondewalt8200]

And she was a good friend.

[@ArdaSReal]

The no underwear part is literal canon lol

[@goosemeister12]

Huh?

[@ArdaSReal]

@@goosemeister12 the official star wars canon says that there is NO underware in space. George lucas thought seeing bras would ruin the illusion so he told Leia to not wear one lol

[@goosemeister12]

@@ArdaSReal That’s fucking wild, holy shit

[@199512Lars]

​@@goosemeister12George also demanded that Ahsoka wears a tube top when designing her for the Clone Wars series. That old boy was wild 🤣

[@corpig4021]

@@199512Larsfr 🤣 especially in ROTJ 💀

[@sascha495]

Interesting deleted scene 🤣 Thats what George really meant with:"I may have gone too far in some places" 😂

[@funkoxen]

Every frame has so much going on

[@M.Lynchian]

Damn, they really railroaded her.

[@nezahual2000]

She was a good friend... of the meat saber 😂

[@jameslawsonmessin]

The delivery of “it was surreal” is perfect, this whole video is fucking hilarious but that line tops it for me

[@brianfellows2024]

It's such a good line because it's exactly the kind of thing someone would say if they witnessed something like this, brings a hilarious sense of reality to it.

[@Odrikah]

0:46 I love how Luke shakes his head for a split second as the illusion of the good man he looked up to as a child is completely shattered before his eyes while Ben just rambles on about oggling a teenager like a mentally degraded ex-pastor in an end of life care facility who has realized it no longer matters if he gets caught.

[@saintd_ii]

trying too hard

[@bridgethings4225]

Lmao

[@firionkaiser8291]

​@@saintd_iiNah this was great

[@prede89]

That’s oddly specific comparison but funny

[@andyforbes5553]

Feck me ur loads of fun, bet your popular at parties. Sometimes just enjoy the moment.

[@sambas9257]

It's still the original and best of the "did i ever tell you" Kenobi series. Every detail is in the right place and the thumb,the cut, the generated voice is perfection

[@malphasblackwing420]

“And she was a good friend.” Like it had wholesome parts also

[@LecherousLizard]

_"She learned how to handle the meat saber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple."_ Implying the Jedi Temple was one big whorehouse.

[@Powerhaus88]

Cause it was.

[@RandomAmerican3000]

You didn't know?

[@GigaChadh976]

The jedi were the most promiscuous group in the galaxy. Thats how they coped with never forming attachments, by attaching their meatsabers to every thermal exhaust port in the gaalxy. Shmi skywalker was a favorite among the council. What, did you really believe that story of "he had no father"? Please, that was pure cope. They recruited anakin so no one would have to shell out child support credits

[@EdgeO419]

@@GigaChadh976 I dont have credits, I have republic dataries....

[@kingbrennus1580]

Hard to resist Aayla Secura....