Luke's Best Rants! | Gilmore Girls

[@kimmychuang5564]

the older i get, the more i think luke wasn't grumpy, but realistic

[@laurelcurley3242]

he saw things as they are and didn't try to sugar coat everything. and he told the truth :)

[@sarahfoley2746]

Luke was a realist/cynic living in a town full of one too many optimists

[@darcyryan1695]

I just thought he was autistic.

[@asilvap]

He is kind, not nice.

[@Unfiltered494]

"Personally, I don't think he's broken, I think he killed himself to get away from that family" this line is hilarious when you realize he's talking about a toy train 😂

[@jillkimball]

"Have any of you ever considered the fact that you're glorifying a war that we fought so we could keep land that we stole?" Dude was ahead of his time.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Right??

[@cdawg9895]

Agree 💯

[@freshpulp112]

That he stood up and said that at a town meeting, I would've applauded

[@penidk]

Like his meat rants I think it a pig, the poster where it said “imagine your head getting chopped off like this pig” or something like that

[@StasikaSta]

Also his rant on malls

[@WafflesSong]

“He's systematically buying up the town. He's gonna turn it into Taylorville, where everyone will have to wear cardigans and have the same grass height!!” My favourite ❤️

[@asilvap]

So, he is an human HOA?

[@freshpulp112]

"Tradition is a trap, it allows people to stick their head in the sand. Everything in the past was so quaint, so charming, times were simpler, kids didn't have sex, neighbors knew each other. It's a freaking fairytale. Things sucked then too, it just sucked without indoor plumbing." How can I agree with him about everything???

[@purplesk8ergirl]

"Look at all the pretty candy!" will always be my favorite 😂

[@ShunsuiHitsugaya]

Luke's rants are the best. They're always entertaining.

[@noanoa332]

"in an acting class" That was savage 🤣🤣🤣

[@lucybarrington4634]

At first I thought he meant Kirk but then he was talking about Tom. 😳🤣

[@charliez077]

0:27 The 'jam hands' rant is ICONIC !!! 😂😂😂

[@Heatherslover127]

I agree with him on that tho …..

[@AA-yc9dq]

Not a single lie was told! 😂

[@b.a.shaski3550]

"Things sucked then too, they just sucked without indoor plumbing" he's like the anti-boomer.

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Lol

[@ChuffedLemon]

@joli7948Progressivism and Liberalism aren’t equivalent btw

[@Watchinwheel]

The rants are great, the one-liners are legendary, and the fights with Taylor are gifts from god

[@cookierosinski]

Luke ranting in Taylor’s Candy Shop always gets me!! One of my favorites! 😂

[@carmenrivera6086]

I was 16 when I watched this show for the first time & I had a huge crush on Jess, now in my 30s I rewatched the whole series drooling for Luke, I mean , whats not to love about the guy? Hot, supportive, accountable & his rants are super funny! 😂😂❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

Luke was always my ideal man. Just the right mix of curmudgeonly, mature, fiery/passionate, handy, involved, and warm. Slightly enigmatic.

[@faye_2]

And He can cook you great meals. Like in the one episode where He shows His cooking skills enclose even so much more, than what he serves in the diner.

[@GBfanatic15]

I love him and lorelai's witticisms and how he seems to be the only one that can keep up with her

[@GoingCoastal]

Scott Patterson should have won an award for his acting.

[@alexrobertsfcim]

During Luke's window argument with Taylor, I'd like to think that's Lauren and Alexis laughing more-so than Lorelai and Rory.

[@jessicadunne791]

Luke is the spirit animal we don’t deserve! 😂❤

[@FaeQueenWhesteria]

Gilmore girls is such a fall and autumn show. Where's my apple cider? ❤

[@asilvap]

"Say I am Tom Cruise, where would you sit me?" "In an acting class". The shade.

[@lovefromwonderland]

Luke remains my favorite character on this show to this day lmaooo

[@elysn777]

same

[@Just8akitkat]

Same, I love Luke, Kirk and lane so much. Unproblematic queens

[@leontingen6145]

You would kick the crutch from under tiny Tim wouldn’t you? If he asks for a free coffee gimpy is going down! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@karynsouthwell1319]

Who would have thought Jess would grow up to be on the best TV shows ever.

[@linastrindlund2830]

did he? :D

[@cookierosinski]

@@linastrindlund2830 she is talking about Milo’s character is This is us. :)

[@aliciamathura7760]

How could u forget the greatest rant which was when he took over in the kitchen at the Inn when Sookie was on bed rest. His rant was to Lorelai.

[@Carolinagirl1028]

That whole episode was gold! His rant to Sookie was great as well. "I don't care what bed you're in. That is between you and your husband, and god I hope a qualified therapist"

[@andrestrejo6354]

I like how he says "pretending to have a leg to stand on" knowing he was going to go right back in there and keep cooking lol

[@alishatjuh]

8:36 Lorelai: *offended* Rory: *has listened to this her entire life*

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

I thought the rant from when he cooked at the Dragonfly Inn would be here. Still a fun list.

[@beannamated]

Great one!

[@Unfiltered494]

I think that one was my favorite!

[@elizabethdouglas3417]

“Got a handful of Barbie” makes me laugh every time.

[@bethwilliams6381]

Scott’s face before he stuck his hand into the wax lips FINISHED ME today 😂😂😂

[@sarahmeeks8551]

I love Scott as Luke, I totally crushed on him the entire time Gilmore Girls was on

[@catherinecaraway6232]

Me too😊

[@faithrainbowdash9892]

The best rant is when he was talking about drinking a my little pony

[@chelseydowney2374]

Love Luke and his rants! 💙

[@mlove.1376]

You missed the Oompa Loompa rant that he had with Taylor which was my favorite when Taylor was getting vendors for his store and working with Nicole. But, yours were all pretty good too.

[@kevindelbridge163]

I understand his ranting about the parents with kids. If a large group walked into my diner, took up all my tables all morning and ordered very little, they're practically stealing money from him that he could be making if those tables had customers staying for a normal amount of time.

[@ricksamericana749]

"Taylor No! My last words will be Taylor no, and when I die I'm going to be frozen like Ted Williams. When they thaw me out my first words will be 'how's Ted?' followed by Taylor NO!"

[@trinitylivingston1286]

Dude, this is me when I'm annoyed with everyone.

[@jholdstock]

Luke is so funny and his rants are the best!! I love him 😂❤️

[@shravanijadhav354]

Jam hands one is so funny 😂😂

[@beannamated]

I needed this! Thanks!

[@poetry-week]

One of my favorites will always be “I’m a two inch grass kind of guy!”

[@BlackXSunlight]

Been trying to find the scene where Luke throws that guy out of his diner for complaining about the eggs

[@Carolinagirl1028]

That's season 5 episode 16, 'So...Good Talk', after he and Lorelai break up.

[@marcietorrence5361]

"All you need is 6 penguins..." omg. I'm laffing so hard! I love Luke!

[@alvinmatsil1304]

and to think he was also in the saw series lmaoo hes great

[@abbigailcarr2725]

Golf courses ARE an environmental blight. For the chemicals AND the water usage.

[@alinap5023]

Luke is the best!

[@marklupo3441]

Luke and Dr Cox should have a rant off

[@charliez077]

Yes!!!

[@CD-qr7ec]

Jess and luke are like 2 peas in a pod. Love them both.

[@vikinggoddess2126]

🤣 "it's like drinking ay little pony"

[@jackiekemnitz1916]

Luke will always be my favorite Character ❤️

[@modestyblaise5895]

The Tom Cruise comment was absolute gold. 😂😂😂😂😂😇

[@michelebartlett3921]

Luke is hysterical & hottttttt

[@linastrindlund2830]

I just realized I am alot like Luke... ;)

[@trinitylivingston1286]

This is me when I'm upset.

[@Angelitaswift]

0:30 is so iconic

[@rubenoteiza9261]

The best one was when Luke throws Jess into the pond.

[@yvetterodriguez2550]

Luke rants? More like he spits facts all the dang time 💯 🔥

[@kuliimjulischreiben]

JAM HANDS 😂😂😂😂😂 And if that isn’t my toddler. I look away for a few minutes and she’s got jam so far up her arms she looks like fricken Carrie. I instantly thought of the jam hands rant. 😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@maapr2891]

Kittypotholder-rant was my favorite

[@laurasosnow7507]

We forgot the "we get it, ya don't like orange" rant while Luke is wearing orange!

[@stormy4812]

It's like drinking a My Little Pony LOL I love Luke so much! :)

[@Lizzye33]

Which episode is the sacred counter in??? I cannot find it, and I love it so much!!! Especially when Lorili gets behind the counter, and we see that he really likes her because only she is allowed back there with him. That made me smile so much when it was a moment of their story really beginning.

[@Carolinagirl1028]

That's in Season 1 Episode 5, Cinnamon's wake.

[@mellyq92]

We need a part 2

[@sommerseeflimmern]

I have to watch it again ❤️

[@minervacuervo4662]

Tom Cruise in an acting class 😹

[@Gamegal07]

My favourite isn't here. It's the one when he talks about the entertainment he and Nicole had on the cruise

[@rtozier2011]

That's what I searched for that brought me here

[@WharfRat44]

Luke was a damn hottie

[@CrystalGoodwin-sy4mc]

I agree with the jam hands due to my cousins

[@JS-mg1mk]

"Got a handful of Barbie"

[@kae587]

Got a handful of Barbie 😂😂😂

[@pirategirl1588]

Rori: My mom's not wearing any underwear Lorelei: Huh! Rori: Well you're not! Lorelei: Still, they don't hear! -Walks around counter to get a muffin- Luke: -Giving Lorelei the tongs- Don't use your hands! Lorelei: -Drops some money and walks off- Luke: No tip?!? Lorelei: Here's a tip: serve your customers! Luke: Here's another one: Don't sit on any cold benches! 😂

[@elgronewald]

“Leeeeches”

[@TheInnerGPortal]

He gives Virgo/Gemini vibes 😂

[@cheriescott5766]

I’m sorry the way she sits there and ask him for more on his rents especially when he’s talking about the apartments and she’s like OK calm down you don’t have a dog but we do agree that it’s wrong. What else do you have to complain about? That’ll make you feel better

[@blairbrown4812]

You guys are just now posting Gilmore Girls related videos? Oh well,better late than never, Warner Bros. TV!

[@elysn777]

CHOO CHOO JOE 😂

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

Was he wrong tho😂❤

[@יערההורביץ]

wait where is the one in the limo??

[@SwayedStature]

how do you skip season 5 ep 21 luke rant about manhattan? seriously? lorelai even commended his ranting. missed!

[@aidenkelly2167]

8:12 Rachel Berry- Glee

[@clairelist1060]

Luke Danes: anti-imperialist icon

[@d3x868]

My God....I'm luke Danes....lol..true story..

[@krisewings]

Buzzfeed said his role was originally for a girl, and I can see it lol

[@Carolinagirl1028]

​​@joli7948No originally there was no planned relationship with Lorelai. In fact the diner owner was only supposed to be an occasionally recurring character. It was after they saw the on screen chemistry between Scott and Lauren that the possibility of Luke and Lorelai became a thing and Luke became a major character.

[@cheriescott5766]

I’m sorry this man goes down a rant on how astrology is fake, but this is the same man who has a horoscope in his wallet for eight years, because a pretty girl gave it to him

[@rtozier2011]

There's a key phrase in that comment and it's not 'astrology' or 'horoscope'

[@Carolinagirl1028]

It's also not because a pretty girl gave it to him, it's because Lorelai gave it to him. I don't think Luke would have saved it if jusy any pretty girl gave it to him but he was really taken with Lorelai from the beginning so it was specifically because it was her.

[@dalewall3726]

Couldn't stand Luke from the pilot, found him to be boring anð annoying.😊😊

[@destinysrave5155]

Okay Emily

[@Carolinagirl1028]

I'll be honest and admit I wasn't a big fan of Luke in the very beginning. I also didn't like the idea of him and Lorelai together. As the show progressed however I greatly changed my opinion about both.