Diagnosing Fake Illnesses w/ Lunch Club

[@ryanmonier3890]

Problem: “I’m afraid of morons” Real Problem: Dyslexic

[@scratch9349]

Morons?

[@seanc.2439]

CAPmania64 watch the video

[@edwardshapland4980]

I have Dyslexia and I also read morons so I think ur onto something

[@pyxidus_]

Um I think you meant to say Dyslexic*

[@krispo7256]

*DiceLexic

[@thatcrystalpie]

"I can't think about it because I'd have to reflect on it." that's one of the best puns I've heard from him

[@amiri3276]

You can even see the second he thinks of it

[@lynneaeskedal3546]

It was so under appreciated 😭😭

[@Higgy8]

Hard to top

[@jakeer1554]

“I think we’re killing it!, I’m trying to cope” that was also really good

[@chainmengaming]

Ted: I think the best solution is to just completely ignore it.

[@alirose2358]

Therapist: "Charlie with no glasses isn't real." Charlie with no glasses:

[@monkey-wp2ij]

Yooo Charlie with no brim

[@leoterss]

@@monkey-wp2ij Glasses with no slime

[@varunrajesh1028]

monke y Yoo brim with no Charlie!

[@cavaradossi3]

ew schlatt pfp

[@birb3108]

RestlessRiot no slime no glasses

[@moogle7445]

i can't believe jambo calls jschlatt ugly.

[@pidza_hub7532]

soup*

[@theschwomp4149]

Jcatt*

[@thisyhis7698]

*shitcat

[@theneonapple1684]

Scatt*

[@yourlocalarsonist2258]

Schpussy*

[@shadow_soul4774]

schlatt's unbelievably good acting is honestly terrifying

[@FBI-dr4bk]

what do you mean acting?

[@enigmavenom9540]

shadow_soul 477 imagine being the 400th like

[@spart3499]

*Schlagg

[@paincreatesfame]

Honestly yeah

[@paytonwessells1181]

He’s got lots of practice, being a fugitive and all.

[@veerleloerakker610]

Ted calling schlatt an enigma is proof that no one knows schlatt but schlatt

[@Skylar803]

I don't think even he knows at this point

[@gabrielkellar1935]

Who says he knows himself?

[@WORLD_STXR]

Schlatt dosent even know himself

[@bbb-dk7pz]

schlatt is monkey

[@averagekhfan3693]

Schlatt probably doesn't remember anything before A Tribute To Minecraft so he's as much of an enigma to himself as he is to us.

[@isalamp6118]

whenever carson interacts with schlatt he just turning into laughing mush. every word out of schlatt's mouth is a joke to carson

[@thursday_witness]

Every word out of schlatt's mouth is SPANISH to carson*

[@vincenoname]

every word out of schlatt’s mouth is a joke*

[@mintchip228]

im gonna piss on my cat*

[@Hajcik]

That's what I thought as well, they have an amazing synergy XD

[@AccurateEnd143]

Didn't expect less, after all he won the comediant award

[@Abisnail2147]

Schlatt without his muttonchops is literally terrifying. He looks so incredibly young it scares me lol

[@thewolfPrince]

He's baby

[@isaacdanoob2434]

the accident really did a number on him

[@kandyburra]

He looked like a lacrosse twink but now he's a hardened sea captain that lost 60% of his crew to scurvy

[@the711devin4]

He looked like his name is Brad

[@kitty-gf2wd]

I was shocked when I first found out his age, the facial hair makes him look much older.

[@boberto331]

“What was your name again?” “Schlatt” “Ok, Schlagg”

[@tylervonroth7]

i was fucking dead

[@riptidev10]

@@tylervonroth7 Dead is under age, im caliing the fbi

[@notwhouthinkiam8646]

It would’ve been funnier if he said “ok, slag”

[@llspidel]

@@tylervonroth7 "I'm dead, you're dead, WE'RE ALL DEAD!"

[@alistairs3934]

That’s a reference to Voice Over Pete calling it a “shlagg coin”

[@yourtoes2879]

travis reading the card wrong is just a travis energy moment

[@hippo6billion811]

Shut the fuck up

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

Shut up, you mormon

[@b3nn536]

@Baked Beans yeah-

[@rlakey]

Baked Beans they make me sad :( they’re mean

[@samt3412]

He literally forgot his own age so it is very traves

[@DarkFIameMaster]

why does schlatt always look like hes either killed someone or is constantly on edge

[@redactedz6146]

Well he is the man behind the slaughter. That'd do a number on anyone

[@charlieuhoh7273]

bold of u to assume he hasnt

[@MasonWhite0304]

He almost killed me once

[@TheAnimationStationTAS]

Because he killed someone and is on edge about it.

[@DarkFIameMaster]

@@charlieuhoh7273 JWHJNJJDJKKJD

[@Pixelcraftian]

This is hilarious but I’m sad that we’ll probably never get content like this again

[@Aurraislame]

Yes

[@epic.6608]

It hurts.

[@BlueBeastZ]

I wish they would do more but i get why they can’t

[@jo6758]

@@BlueBeastZ Why cant they?

[@BlueBeastZ]

@@jo6758 What Carson did caused him to lose most if not all his friends.

[@marshy3368]

Traves' misreading was funnier than the actual card itself.

[@itsreefy7102]

i thought he was right i read the card the same

[@sharkieboy7129]

I just thought that he was calling Carson a morman

[@lavans5721]

I was just thinking: "woah didnt know Carson was a mormon"

[@ismaellopez-qe3bo]

I was astounded that the house was filled with mormons that there are so many i was like how they get mormon everybody funny

[@Joescotterpuss]

Classic Traves!

[@xcelerator9279]

Carson: * Doing Doctor things* Charlie: *“I’m gay and dead”*

[@aliathif7778]

Mood

[@zboizekoi169]

Indeed he is.

[@ctrlpea7058]

So am I, he ain’t special

[@busterb7482]

And scared of reflections

[@emij1210]

Xcelerator I love my dead gay son

[@mattp5262]

I thought for a second that everyone in lunch club was Mormon

[@DrX-dh6th]

Matt P i thought he was going for a joke by just calling everyone a mormon but then he’s just like “oh i read that wrong” which was probably funnier

[@yuh7139]

It was so fucking ironic holy shit

[@SuicidalGrind]

@@DrX-dh6th Found you

[@jaredtai663]

The lord is here to save them

[@thefrumpydumpling3887]

Gonna be honest I thought it said moron too so I didn't see a problem lmao

[@soysaucesquared906]

i just now realized that schlatt was talking about a fucking tamagotchi bullying him

[@sunsetskye483]

Oh wait really

[@cyprimarts2330]

That looks more like a camera

[@unaisqureshi5812]

This could actually now be linked to Jambo

[@veerleloerakker610]

I’m slightly disappointed that Charlie didn’t get a card that said “I’m baby”

[@solarianv3]

Veerle Loerakker i am baby

[@yermom9817]

cursed

[@JaxonForPresident]

Veerle Loerakker he prolly wrote it

[@onikami639]

13:05 i like how he pointed upward to satan because he's australian

[@juliancrissman2420]

This comment deserves more likes

[@nccn4021]

@@juliancrissman2420 Why? Because he pointed out a joke?

[@andrewcorley8917]

@@nccn4021 yes lol

[@jakk1hundo553]

@@nccn4021 Call me stupid all you want, but I'd never noticed this joke before Partially because I'm australian and both of their accents are god-awful so I usually skip this section of the video, but still, it was subtle but clever and someone pointed it out, get a life jag lol

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Holy fuck I did not get that.

[@knightlaw8578]

Schlatt: *Breathes* Carson: "I diagnose you with Funny"

[@snowman9786]

He was nervous because he just found out schlagg is in love with him

[@thomaseric5737]

remember when youtube comments weren't filled with low-effort memes?

[@bruv3650]

@@thomaseric5737 no

[@gunweizard6125]

Thomas Formiga no

[@caitlinistired1050]

@@thomaseric5737 no

[@kingrec3036]

Charlie’s “I would have to reflect on it” joke was severely underrated

[@sqkoi]

fr i was dying when he said that. hes a comedic god

[@beginthewar9681]

He's comedy Jesus

[@rileypegher151]

15:45 Schlatt yelling “HES BABY” K I L L E D ME

[@Birdfucker83]

I have never lauged so hard at that part until you pinted out he said that lol

[@shuyotirah9132]

Its so accurate its honestly scary

[@flambedread9532]

Just like he killed the baby

[@plum.phobia]

oh my god i didn’t even notice that

[@mikebeaupre8306]

Dude I heard that and also d I e d

[@sprinkles9000]

I like how this looks like a nice modern room and then there's just a diamond sword

[@unusedaccount9077]

Sprinkles The Unicorn are you implying that the diamond sword isn’t formal

[@ilovebigtimerush]

The diamond sword is modern

[@bagelgod946]

The diamond sword is the best part

[@creathechiboi]

Sprinkles The Unicorn It’s called *decor* look it up

[@aidanlowrance1528]

Sprinkles The Unicorn so it’s still just a modern room?

[@andywaller7575]

Ted and Schlatt having a conversation radiates the most menacing and confusing energy imaginable.

[@Zlinky.4220]

They’re equal in power but opposite in personality and if they ever fought the world would explode from the sheer power.

[@andywaller7575]

Eye Phone it would be like pheb and big lion but if pheb was equal in power to big lion

[@petahgriff7196]

One is scary in Minecraft One is scary in general

[@jacksonwheeler8030]

Immovable object vs unstoppable force

[@User-1939t9]

@@Zlinky.4220 that was what really hit cooper

[@abbyriddell42]

Everyone's talking about Schlatt but I think the real star of the show is Charlie. His reaction when Carson growled at him and when Traves screams kill me everytime.

[@jasonkimbrel8212]

Charlie is truly amazing

[@hollymaha4937]

charlie and schlatt are literally opposite ends of the humour spectrum and for some reason that makes them unbelievably funny together and i cant explain it

[@maartken5173]

Charlie is chaotic good and Schlatt is lawful evil.

[@MysteryTuesday]

The funniest duo of the video for sure!

[@roflguy114]

Opposites attract.

[@maartken5173]

@Clara Li exactly what I was going to say. I think the best example was the "one person dies, everyone dies" Minecraft stream.

[@polytheengineer4693]

E-girl

[@blank8058]

Schlatt’s acting is unbelievable. He read the trigger word “vlogger” and a switch flicked in his mind.

[@ActuallyRocatex]

Guess what it triggered

[@mrjeffss]

@@ActuallyRocatex his parkinson's

[@stopmotionproductions1832]

@@mrjeffss LMAO

[@beepain6005]

Schlatt may be my new favorite person alive

[@irljellywyrm]

@@beepain6005 bees do in fact cause pain

[@comical_sans]

This has the same energy of a Highschool presentation that you do with your friends, with everyone trying their hardest not to laugh while acting the skit.

[@wobber.]

Comical _Sans I want to do this.

[@meanmrmusician9469]

While the teacher commends the other students for being smart, their comment about these guys is "always puts smiles on their classmates' faces" or "always makes class interesting".

[@beezaweeza4125]

21:00

[@tackywhale5664]

I seriously wish that could be the same case in college.

[@timothymcqueen3408]

Schlatt is a completely different entity without his facial hair.

[@KennaTheCutie]

I didn't even recognize him at first

[@livispuzzled]

@@KennaTheCutie tell me you found schlatt through dsmp without telling me you found schlatt through dsmp

[@ZainIsInPain]

@@livispuzzled Every old schlatt viewer knows he used to be logan from big time rush, this is how you spot 'em

[@livispuzzled]

@@ZainIsInPain exactly

[@mr.purple7166]

Traves reading “Mormons” wrong was so dam funny

[@CharlieOsoo]

Dam? Like as in a beaver dam? I do agree it was so dam funny. Funneh!

[@AndromedaMes22956]

Mr. Purple it made me laugh so hard I was crying 😂😂

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

Thats the hardest ive seen carson laugh since gta v

[@RichHobo]

I thought it was morons too lol

[@luisfschissi]

Mr. Purple I kinda expected that coming

[@Madly_Zen]

I feel like Charlie’s default personality is a 90s funnily bad PSA, And schlatts default personality is that of a mobster from the 30s.

[@User-1939t9]

ngl charlie when he was traumatizing mason sounded like a rick and morty character

[@theredvelveteer4721]

@@User-1939t9 charlie mid-joke always ends up sounding like a rick and morty character

[@vrtxdiamond3642]

Traves is a sarcastic cocky 5 year old

[@arnoldinho.mp4]

wait what it's not 2030 yet??

[@psychic3527]

They don’t call me magic fingers for nothin’

[@vanexai]

The fact that Schlatt naturally behaves like a 50s movie italian mafioso all the time terrifies me

[@ashikjaman1940]

The power of New York

[@hwbfknskcnskbdj1042]

finally someone put it into words

[@McDee]

hes from new jersey so that could explain it lol

[@Pasho__]

*Schlagg

[@littlebirdie1956]

@@McDee He isn't

[@wetpigeon]

20:17 the absolute joy in Charlie’s voice when he figures out Mason is afraid of him makes me truly fear him. He is chaos given physical form.

[@the711devin4]

*_Y O U R E N E V E R G O N N A B E R I G H T_* *_Y O U R E A L W A Y S G O N N A B E W R O N G_*

[@nicolasgatica8053]

Ted: “so what’s going on Noah?” Noah: *starts speaking in Australian accent* Ted: “uh oh”

[@uninvitedguest471]

I broke down laughing

[@gingooreal]

UH OH BIG LAUGH kzbin.info/www/bejne/amapn51mhbSmY6s

[@ci.thunder]

@@gingooreal dont... Just don't.

[@colmbuggy1753]

Teds accent was actually pretty good

[@YoutubePizzer]

I think you mean “Australian”, not Australian

[@roan3622]

“What do you see here?” “Nothing.” _”It’s worse than I thought.”_

[@roan3622]

LincolnsStuff 17:05

[@endermoosh]

Best line in the video

[@avamershon1354]

carson: whats wrong cooper: *just melts*

[@hamzahhamad1058]

The fact that whenever Charlie was a patient, he always ended up embracing his problems. First, he just accepted that everyone was dead. Then, he just took off his glasses to never see reflections. And then, he ended up switching with Travis and became the doctor.

[@keyanstoney1742]

Carson constantly looks like he has a really funny joke to tell his friends but he can’t stop laughing to tell it

[@brainsnez]

He also acts like it.

[@GALOOMYBEAR]

@peroh He is funny it's just your humor level is as low as my IQ so I wouldn't be surprised if you find videos from 2001 funny.

[@fraglaj2845]

schlatt legit looks like he's that one therapist with weird secret story

[@lilysgrosss8742]

Fraglaj he’s just the weird person with a story in the room at every event or situation

[@bigman5659]

His secret story is when he hung a baby with a wii remote

[@oddacity5883]

@Juhcobess Then he diagnosed the baby’s parents with crippling depression

[@allsoclark2862]

schlatt looks so young without the chops bruh

[@elcocorapido]

He looks B A B Y

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

He really does

[@Pastel_cherrii]

he litteraly looks like a different person

[@sheona.m]

He is just two different peopl

[@loumey74]

I mean hes only 21

[@Alliewolf-nk1wi]

6:49 Schlatt predicted the future. He is now being bullied by his cat.

[@mrmartianman793]

Of course Shlatt gets the card where he’s in love with a big hot man

[@sirlemonthe1st]

Only the biggest and hottest for Schlag

[@livviemon]

MrMartianMan now he just needs nine more

[@mrmartianman793]

livvie monroe yes, the gathering has begun

[@shapejustanormaltriangle7659]

YYES

[@yoshipokemondragon]

MrMartianMan they gave us the ship we all wanted

[@Apricot.Cinema]

“Bang right on da head” is the most traves thing to say

[@tarnished7501]

This has a full stack of likes so nobody can like it anymore

[@bbx2907]

and when he read the note wrong loool

[@HighQualityViewing]

@@bbx2907 that was the best bit of the video

[@yevgenyiyeet8737]

@@tarnished7501 Holy shit, shut the fuck up idiot.

[@HighQualityViewing]

@@tarnished7501 what part of his comment or yt account suggests that he is a cripple?

[@tboy57]

I just love: “Ok where did it go?” And in just the most worried voice Cooper goes “Bring it back...”

[@hxnnybeexp]

Tboy57 Gaming I also like that part where Charlie says there’s a rabbit in the hat and cooper says there isn’t one. He broke character and Charlie’s just like 0o0

[@hxnnybeexp]

Camille 17:02

[@jgray1831]

Camille bruh that’s the wrong time stamp 🤦‍♂️ Unless u thought replying to other dude should be done without specifying

[@jgray1831]

Camille 16:46

[@elliQaz]

When he says god hit him I literally cried😂

[@Nottheflyer]

This should literaly be a game on jackbox.

[@idrive444]

10:52 I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE BEST CUT EVER MADE. WE DONT EVEN KNOW IF CHARLIE FELL DOWN. HE MIGHT HAVE JUST TELEPORTED.

[@getnaenaed4222]

He teleported to the therapy session with Traves and fell there.

[@glitch_party]

Oh, but I raise you. 15:55

[@tweed3910]

Neon_Egg incase you guys didnt know hes actually not God

[@idrive444]

Neon_Egg in case you guys didnt know, that guys actually not patrick.

[@tweed3910]

Neon_Egg oh damn

[@notyourbusiness3582]

When Schlatt’s the doctor and he interviews Carson whilst wearing Carson’s glasses, the camera on Carson is blurred. I just thought that was the funniest shit ever.

[@gingooreal]

Not your Business kzbin.info/www/bejne/amapn51mhbSmY6s when the doctor

[@ohno2387]

Not your Business dude I realised that and I laughed for like 2 minutes straight

[@uwa11_so_temperate20]

Wait that was intentional??? Brilliant!

[@molly2854]

gave u 1k hehe

[@notyourbusiness3582]

Around 23:20 if y’all want it

[@xan9224]

"My folder's upside down." "My life's upside down." Is such a good line.

[@pompador6486]

I wished someone said the hat was upside down

[@piyo744]

Wait I thought he said "my wife is upside down"

[@underscoredfrisk]

2:35

[@xan9224]

@@underscoredfrisk thank you

[@underscoredfrisk]

@@xan9224 No problem good sir

[@eg816]

the joy in charlie's face when he asks, "you scared of me?" truly terrifying.

[@blank8058]

The fact that Travis acted the most human confuses me.

[@sleepy_b0i]

Almost ASMR Yeah, but, I also love how when he was the “Doctor” it just read “Doctor,” kinda like he produced this show himself, and the whole “right on da head” bit was hilarious.

[@blank8058]

peroh take it back 🔫🗡

[@ScubaSteve27]

Almost ASMR “me doctor. Come” yes very human indeed

[@ScubaSteve27]

peroh please despawn

[@solus8685]

@peroh *thicc

[@rnrdyz]

Why is slimecicle so good at being awkward

[@GamerGamer-xr8rh]

It just isn't an Act

[@kadnxo6692]

Gamer Gamer bc he is

[@GamerGamer-xr8rh]

@@kadnxo6692 no, it isn't an act. He's a hostage

[@squibbb5480]

Why is he so good at being dead

[@yaoichurch]

He's fucking dead Sarah, get over it.

[@HyranAU]

“Hello. Me Doctor. Come.” That’s all I needed to hear

[@dudeguyman928]

I read this as it happened in video🤣

[@stegozelosaurus7250]

me? doctor.

[@Spungs]

Even after 3 years, this still manages to be one of the funniest videos on KZbin.

[@ilovebeansOO]

Charlie has a “I’M GONNA PUN” face and it’s amazing.

[@dentayy33]

MEGA PUN BLAST!!!

[@fIamangoes]

i love it

[@lalune888]

Look out! He’s got a pun!

[@sarahlin6600]

timestamp?

[@vibe_ctrl7527]

I’m sure he always has that face because all he does is pun

[@frailty7280]

charlie without glasses is so strange, its like his head was built for eyewear.

[@echoishere6836]

wulfrvm That’s what happens after a long time of wearing them

[@captain8014]

Same

[@maxandcheeese]

I can relate ;-;

[@LumosVeil]

Is no one going to talk about how Charlie kept trying to get his patients to eat cotton balls?

[@rushbiskit]

can't blame him, they're delicious

[@snobrderchick22]

Like buddie from elf

[@unknowntear-]

That's not normal?

[@SBRNG_]

shit i thought they were marshmallows

[@irushtheworld2639]

THE WORST PART IS THAT HE ATE ONE AS WELL

[@alberthwastaken]

Honestly this was my comfort video for when i needed a laugh but now watching this is just depressing

[@millyhearts]

same...

[@emilyc9467]

travis misreading mormon as moron is the most travis thing that could've happened

[@benjaminlatimer6676]

I wish the American health care system operated like this.

[@connorbooher3327]

It does lmfao 😂😂

[@connorbooher3327]

@Rebecca Mason not quite free, came at the small cost of their sanity lol

[@connorbooher3327]

@Rebecca Mason theyve still got a step up on us healthcare though 😂

[@FIREWALKER9]

this is how the american health care system works

[@effietrinket5699]

charlie: so what brings you here? carson: *growls* charlie: *pure unadulterated terror*

[@irushtheworld2639]

The fact that Charlie made a tweet about furrys makes it even better. It's like he had a flashback

[@loganparsons3820]

Karolina S. OWO WE’RE HALFWAY THERE OWO NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE

[@brotemca8020]

10:52 If you pause it at the right time, Ted's just maniacally grinning at Charlie when he falls

[@justjacob6946]

Schlatts the only person here who looks like a therapist

[@terra-fying]

Charlie looks like a therapist, it’s the shorts that do it,

[@codacheetah]

@@terra-fying If Charlie was my therapist I think I'd die from fear on the spot

[@kales7884]

TED

[@terra-fying]

lionclawz he would revive you with a cotton ball (?) before you could hit the ground, then precede to tackle you

[@placeholdername3123]

what about Ted

[@dude2728]

The fact that they don't have shoes on only adds to the professionality.

[@user-tr4em4qn9t]

some do, some don't, and it says a lot about each person

[@Kapparen14]

I'll never understand why americans have normalized having shoes indoors, its disgusting

[@ms.skeletor]

Ted: "What was your name again?" Schlatt: "Schlatt." Ted: "Ok Schlag, um..."

[@jujjon4109]

Jschluck

[@hodd.]

Jslut

[@ryancooper4874]

Semen

[@ForgottenCrackers]

GaySchlatt

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

Gayshitt

[@usg_ishimura7779]

Did anyone notice how when Ted was speaking in a Australian accent he pointed to the sky and said satan as if heaven is below him because Australia’s upside down

[@bigman7288]

No, it's because Australia is lower than hell

[@adualaispuro]

13:05 Ted really pointed upwards while talking about satan in an Australian accent... *The man's a genius*

[@InsanityTrials]

Oh I didnt catch that, thats incredible

[@fleaagodd]

im on the verge of understanding this comment

[@gnooshguhh]

@@fleaagodd australia upside down so point up = point down

[@fleaagodd]

i just understood this joke

[@skilled_boi4076]

Watching Schlatt and ted is like watching two supermassive black holes collide

[@Panda-py3yx]

Big lion vs. Big lion

[@missmae_3]

they set my soul alight

[@abbyfarmer5010]

Bling Panda YES HAH

[@oneeyed4280]

Why is noone talking about masons acting? Dude, he was scared of the therapist before he even read the card.

[@marikilburn3323]

Imagine being scared of a therapist and they just charge at you

[@wuajaja5220]

He was not acting

[@jollywolfgirl5824]

I got scared because mason was scared

[@alilrevive7972]

Poofy Noodleschlop *”YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO BE RIGHT! YOU’RE ALWAYS GONNA BE WRONG!”*

[@User-1939t9]

it's not acting if it's true

[@hk-4799]

this is like scrolling through pictures of your ex girlfriend/boyfriend

[@beeeaba6440]

Damn so tru

[@cr0wtherr]

@Roktrum why does that trigger you so much 🤨

[@chou9303]

@sneed ur mom part 2

[@lukemiller9833]

*Carson gets a cue card* “Jschlatt is NOT the father!”

[@Muffin-hk9hx]

good

[@cameronavirus772]

Ah yes the Wii game

[@andrewsnyder1552]

He better not, did you see what he did to that Wii baby

[@loganm5433]

The whole “I’m in love with CallMeCarson” bit feels like an attempted assassination

[@amberisodd]

Loganm54 gayschlatt

[@frkaisr]

amberisodd gayschlatt

[@amateuruncle]

@@frkaisr gayschlatt

[@transboimax7187]

dead channel gayschlatt

[@gingooreal]

Dead kzbin.info/www/bejne/amapn51mhbSmY6s

[@lol-xk2ng]

Mason: Scared Charlie: "L E T M E T A K E Y O U R H E A R T"

[@100dead]

he says it so vaguely and subtly too "let me take your heart or whatever" i would gladly do so

[@ebayez]

Why is no one talking about how good Ted and Noah’s is

[@MrFusion]

Ted and Noah are underrated

[@bananasinfrench]

One of my favorite segments in the whole video straight up

[@user-mq7ud3mw5p]

“What do you see” “Nothing” “This is worse than I thought” I love charlie and cooper

[@sevenchickens7273]

Their friendship is underrated

[@silas4687]

I like charlie a bit more tbh

[@namehere580]

This made me laugh way too fucking hard

[@nrjetix108]

Charlie and Travis were funny af too. Their sense of humour fits really well together

[@sandakinskywalker5342]

Obi Wan my master!

[@kanyeeast6719]

I like how Carson cracks at every joke, while Ted is dead serious 99% of the time

[@neyte7313]

He just doesn't understand Spanish and laughs because it's polite.

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Ted as the doctor is such an aggressive role, every word is filled with egotistical rage and dryness

[@LL-tr5et]

that's how ted is

[@acrowskull]

Traves was serious 100% of the time. 😂

[@LoathingEditor]

Ted speaks in bold.

[@rat9871]

I love how being in love with CallMeCarson is a mental illness

[@gabrielito0278]

symptoms include feeling "lost and confused"

[@rat9871]

flavortown baby oh no-

[@primitivechef8009]

flavortown baby UH OH

[@pizzatime8917]

It feels like being a passenger...in my own body...

[@oskazar]

Mia Malkova literally asked him out on a date

[@cadehol]

To this day, I still wonder what picture Schlatt showed to Ted when he said he had a picture of his talking cat on his pink camera...

[@abnormallylargerat3819]

I will forever cherish the moment when Charlie put Schlatt in a chokehold while pretending to be a psychologist on a fake tv show that was posted to KZbin

[@goatherder6166]

The best part of it all was schlatt just frantically saying “he’s baby”

[@lukewarm8944]

Well when u put it that way...

[@hoodyFPS]

do you still cherish it?

[@reekill_playlists]

This comment caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard I choked. Extremely underrated

[@Pohtaitoh]

Slimecicle: Im gonna die, we're all gonna die! Carson's left foot: ⬆️

[@user-xi3zq2mk3o]

Why do you have this knowledge

[@Pohtaitoh]

@@user-xi3zq2mk3o i enjoy looking at Carson's feet whenever they're on screen.

[@Pohtaitoh]

How do you delete KZbin comments?

[@nicenice7226]

@@Pohtaitoh nice

[@puffballcakes6701]

@@Pohtaitoh LMAO

[@morganrodgers8768]

charlie: “what was that?? who hit you??” cooper: “god.”

[@hotpikachu]

Timestamp?

[@daysuki2804]

@@hotpikachu 17:18

[@errornoname23]

I love how Mason being scared of Charlie works in the context of Charlie going fucking insane due to his patients

[@kat1558]

the PURE JOY on Charlie's face when Carson starts growling

[@mikejr7727]

"I'm trying to cope" while laughing is the best thing ever.

[@randomdud7733]

I'm trying to cope Carson: *dies*

[@boop5636]

The entirety of 2020 in a single statement

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Schlagg was found dead the next day, all that was found in his home was blood and writings all over the wall saying: “should’ve listened.” The writings looked like scratches from a cat’s claws.

[@sunsetskye483]

What the fuck that’s an actual horror movie right there

[@sock_puppets]

This makes it so much creepier when I read it while your profile picture is in the corner of my eye

[@konpeitojellie]

@@sock_puppets a penguin?

[@themammoth9051]

@@konpeitojellie A duck, actually. A fascist duck, but a duck nonetheless.

[@jjd3hner544]

The wall says “stitches get stitches bitch”

[@KaizoGMR]

when schlatt doesn't have facial hair, he looks like he is 17 years old

[@crackheaadd]

my favorite member of Lunch Club: *Schlagg*

[@mitspuk2332]

v a p o r w a v e egg schlatt? schlegg egg schlatt 🥚🐏?

[@lolstuffenjoy9880]

Remove the ch and they called schlatt a slut/whore/bitch

[@thefrumpydumpling3887]

When Charlie was restraining Schlatt from getting to Carson you could hear a faint wail of "He'S bAbY" coming from Schlatt

[@skettlesfart]

15:43 "he's baby!"

[@savvy9231]

Pfft I didn’t hear that the first time, but sure enough it’s there-

[@cannonballjenkins2757]

The first with Slime and Carson just makes me laugh Slime: "We're dead" Carson: "Oh no" Slime: "We're dead" Carson: "That's not good" Slime: "That's not good"

[@GridDweller77]

"We gotta get outta here."

[@sock_puppets]

Uh huh

[@celinavarchausky5333]

W SLIME LMAO

[@randumrav3n]

You mean "uh huh"?

[@felixtatang414]

The smile Carson does when Charlie says "I'm dead!"

[@jakethesnake9041]

These guys are great. I hope no one in the group did something that hurt the rest of the group and will leave everyone distraught for the rest of their lives.

[@Tulip_bip]

dating a 17 year old at 19 really isnt up there with 'things that will traumatize me for the rest of my life'

[@pprewqq5822]

Yeah I hope they don’t die aswell

[@Nerodotnet]

@@Tulip_bip nah I feel like finding out one of ur close friends is a groomer is pretty bad :/

[@Tulip_bip]

@@Nerodotnet he didn't groom anyone

[@digitalarsonist179]

@@Nerodotnet their situation is legal in some states.. Romeo and Juliet law

[@jacobhise8044]

I love how the camera cuts when Charlie falls just before he hits the ground.

[@ilovefamilyguy64]

bang right on da head

[@tridon7327]

10:52

[@jujjon4109]

that’s his content

[@excree8181]

SpOiLeR

[@benjaminli188]

Probably the funniest part of the video

[@dominatornh981]

Dear Lord, it’s like Ted is the personal therapist to the goddamn Eye of Sauron himself and forgot who he was taking to.

[@sharkbait5878]

Ha Bill Cipher you're fucking dead.

[@Gamergirlbathwater23]

Bill Cipher is more died then the children in my basement.

[@dakotas5649]

Schlatt and Ted are the best at improv and it’s not close

[@thegooobley1993]

@@dakotas5649 What about the fish guy with no bones

[@tastypotato9272]

@@dakotas5649 I'd say charlie is pretty good too

[@danieldavis2049]

carson looks like he’s about to laugh the entire time

[@andresc1393]

Daniel Davis it amazes me how many likes you have but somehow have no comments, so hello sir

[@bottleflippergamer]

That's because he is

[@RyePlaysGames]

Carson: *exists* Everybody: That aged poorly

[@draydra]

Carson: *exists* Everyone: Let's bully him

[@just_a_simp3991]

@@draydra I don’t consider it bullying when he traded nudes with a minor and he’s merely getting told it’s wrong? He’s getting therapy now which is good and I hope he gets better, and some of the stuff said about him wasn’t deserved and passed the limits, but that doesn’t Justify his actions man :/

[@draydra]

@@just_a_simp3991 im not talking about the drama and the allegations, chill

[@milanthemonke9001]

@@just_a_simp3991 ah yes 2 year difference

[@just_a_simp3991]

@@milanthemonke9001 no matter the age difference the girl he messaged was still under 18 so his actions aren’t justified :/

[@giobeb]

Ted: So, what was your name again? Schlatt: Schlatt, doctor. Ted: OK *Schlagd*

[@hugs4zhongli]

thought that said geslaagd

[@934strawberryfields]

sorry but i thought that said gdhdgdgsushjbs

[@abc-qh5fc]

i keep forgetting that they're actually really good actors and of course they have to be as entertainers but actually watching them having to suddenly take on a character is fascinating

[@nyahnyahson523]

I mean, I think it's easy to forget considering ~~how many KZbinrs can't act for the life of them~~

[@haandle27]

feel the same way

[@sunsetskye483]

I love the improv it’s hilarious

[@dumgaebich]

everyones talking about schlatt and charlies acting but traves is CLEARLY the superior actor here.

[@mannabelle9001]

Lizzie Dale man doesn’t even act he’s just like that 😔

[@dumgaebich]

@@mannabelle9001 oh i know, traves is my favourite streamer lol

[@kleinmoretti5385]

You edited but still couldn't spell superior correctly

[@dumgaebich]

@mitch l0l BANG! right on da head :)

[@dumgaebich]

@@kleinmoretti5385 lol

[@TheHogFather1st]

God i loved this group

[@sulphirixe]

Everyone is talking about how schlatt's a good actor but like can we appreciate that Charlie's acting is like on point

[@omegaproskills]

That AMV Girl 666 like

[@TrueHey]

That AMV Girl 777 like

[@hnsmyst_]

999 like

[@soconfused8541]

haniya siddiqui shush

[@victoriaarmendariz6979]

2222 like

[@dorafromthehood1317]

Ted is so used of being in character that it's the only personality he has left

[@xomi7098]

“Are you hungry?!” *tries to feed schlatt a cotton ball* “NNNNOOO-“

[@fIamangoes]

мιlку ωαу best part of the video

[@Jay-xj1hv]

wait when is that i think i missed it :(

[@rip_ash]

@@Jay-xj1hv 15:50

[@xomi7098]

eat pant conar the bit starts around 15:00

[@aestheticescape9181]

"What do you see?" [Paper with 'NOTHING' written on it.] "Nothing." "It's worse than I thought."