Diagnosing Fake Illnesses w/ Lunch Club

[@ryanmonier3890]

Problem: “I’m afraid of morons” Real Problem: Dyslexic

[@scratch9349]

Morons?

[@seanc.2439]

CAPmania64 watch the video

[@edwardshapland4980]

I have Dyslexia and I also read morons so I think ur onto something

[@pyxidus_]

Um I think you meant to say Dyslexic*

[@krispo7256]

*DiceLexic

[@thatcrystalpie]

"I can't think about it because I'd have to reflect on it." that's one of the best puns I've heard from him

[@amiri3276]

You can even see the second he thinks of it

[@lynneaeskedal3546]

It was so under appreciated 😭😭

[@Higgy8]

Hard to top

[@jakeer1554]

“I think we’re killing it!, I’m trying to cope” that was also really good

[@chainmengaming]

Ted: I think the best solution is to just completely ignore it.

[@boberto331]

“What was your name again?” “Schlatt” “Ok, Schlagg”

[@tylervonroth7]

i was fucking dead

[@riptidev10]

@@tylervonroth7 Dead is under age, im caliing the fbi

[@notwhouthinkiam8646]

It would’ve been funnier if he said “ok, slag”

[@llspidel]

@@tylervonroth7 "I'm dead, you're dead, WE'RE ALL DEAD!"

[@alistairs3934]

That’s a reference to Voice Over Pete calling it a “shlagg coin”

[@moogle7445]

i can't believe jambo calls jschlatt ugly.

[@pidza_hub7532]

soup*

[@theschwomp4149]

Jcatt*

[@thisyhis7698]

*shitcat

[@theneonapple1684]

Scatt*

[@yourlocalarsonist2258]

Schpussy*

[@roan3622]

“What do you see here?” “Nothing.” _”It’s worse than I thought.”_

[@roan3622]

LincolnsStuff 17:05

[@endermoosh]

Best line in the video

[@comical_sans]

This has the same energy of a Highschool presentation that you do with your friends, with everyone trying their hardest not to laugh while acting the skit.

[@wobber.]

Comical _Sans I want to do this.

[@meanmrmusician9469]

While the teacher commends the other students for being smart, their comment about these guys is "always puts smiles on their classmates' faces" or "always makes class interesting".

[@beezaweeza4125]

21:00

[@tackywhale5664]

I seriously wish that could be the same case in college.

[@alirose2358]

Therapist: "Charlie with no glasses isn't real." Charlie with no glasses:

[@monkey-wp2ij]

Yooo Charlie with no brim

[@leoterss]

@@monkey-wp2ij Glasses with no slime

[@varunrajesh1028]

monke y Yoo brim with no Charlie!

[@cavaradossi3]

ew schlatt pfp

[@birb3108]

RestlessRiot no slime no glasses

[@Abisnail2147]

Schlatt without his muttonchops is literally terrifying. He looks so incredibly young it scares me lol

[@thewolfPrince]

He's baby

[@isaacdanoob2434]

the accident really did a number on him

[@kandyburra]

He looked like a lacrosse twink but now he's a hardened sea captain that lost 60% of his crew to scurvy

[@the711devin4]

He looked like his name is Brad

[@kitty-gf2wd]

I was shocked when I first found out his age, the facial hair makes him look much older.

[@xcelerator9279]

Carson: * Doing Doctor things* Charlie: *“I’m gay and dead”*

[@aliathif7778]

Mood

[@zboizekoi169]

Indeed he is.

[@ctrlpea7058]

So am I, he ain’t special

[@busterb7482]

And scared of reflections

[@emij1210]

Xcelerator I love my dead gay son

[@andywaller7575]

Ted and Schlatt having a conversation radiates the most menacing and confusing energy imaginable.

[@Zlinky.4220]

They’re equal in power but opposite in personality and if they ever fought the world would explode from the sheer power.

[@andywaller7575]

Eye Phone it would be like pheb and big lion but if pheb was equal in power to big lion

[@petahgriff7196]

One is scary in Minecraft One is scary in general

[@jacksonwheeler8030]

Immovable object vs unstoppable force

[@User-1939t9]

@@Zlinky.4220 that was what really hit cooper

[@marshy3368]

Traves' misreading was funnier than the actual card itself.

[@itsreefy7102]

i thought he was right i read the card the same

[@sharkieboy7129]

I just thought that he was calling Carson a morman

[@lavans5721]

I was just thinking: "woah didnt know Carson was a mormon"

[@ismaellopez-qe3bo]

I was astounded that the house was filled with mormons that there are so many i was like how they get mormon everybody funny

[@Joescotterpuss]

Classic Traves!

[@Pixelcraftian]

This is hilarious but I’m sad that we’ll probably never get content like this again

[@Aurraislame]

Yes

[@epic.6608]

It hurts.

[@BlueBeastZ]

I wish they would do more but i get why they can’t

[@jo6758]

@@BlueBeastZ Why cant they?

[@BlueBeastZ]

@@jo6758 What Carson did caused him to lose most if not all his friends.

[@shadow_soul4774]

schlatt's unbelievably good acting is honestly terrifying

[@FBI-dr4bk]

what do you mean acting?

[@enigmavenom9540]

shadow_soul 477 imagine being the 400th like

[@spart3499]

*Schlagg

[@paincreatesfame]

Honestly yeah

[@paytonwessells1181]

He’s got lots of practice, being a fugitive and all.

[@Madly_Zen]

I feel like Charlie’s default personality is a 90s funnily bad PSA, And schlatts default personality is that of a mobster from the 30s.

[@User-1939t9]

ngl charlie when he was traumatizing mason sounded like a rick and morty character

[@theredvelveteer4721]

@@User-1939t9 charlie mid-joke always ends up sounding like a rick and morty character

[@vrtxdiamond3642]

Traves is a sarcastic cocky 5 year old

[@arnoldinho.mp4]

wait what it's not 2030 yet??

[@psychic3527]

They don’t call me magic fingers for nothin’

[@isalamp6118]

whenever carson interacts with schlatt he just turning into laughing mush. every word out of schlatt's mouth is a joke to carson

[@thursday_witness]

Every word out of schlatt's mouth is SPANISH to carson*

[@valnoname]

every word out of schlatt’s mouth is a joke*

[@mintchip228]

im gonna piss on my cat*

[@Hajcik]

That's what I thought as well, they have an amazing synergy XD

[@AccurateEnd143]

Didn't expect less, after all he won the comediant award

[@soysaucesquared906]

i just now realized that schlatt was talking about a fucking tamagotchi bullying him

[@sunsetskye483]

Oh wait really

[@cyprimarts2330]

That looks more like a camera

[@unaisqureshi5812]

This could actually now be linked to Jambo

[@blank8058]

Schlatt’s acting is unbelievable. He read the trigger word “vlogger” and a switch flicked in his mind.

[@ActuallyRocatex]

Guess what it triggered

[@mrjeffss]

@@ActuallyRocatex his parkinson's

[@stopmotionproductions1832]

@@mrjeffss LMAO

[@beepain6005]

Schlatt may be my new favorite person alive

[@irljellywyrm]

@@beepain6005 bees do in fact cause pain

[@yourtoes2879]

travis reading the card wrong is just a travis energy moment

[@hippo6billion811]

Shut the fuck up

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

Shut up, you mormon

[@b3nn536]

@Baked Beans yeah-

[@rlakey]

Baked Beans they make me sad :( they’re mean

[@Bighomie39]

He literally forgot his own age so it is very traves

[@knightlaw8578]

Schlatt: *Breathes* Carson: "I diagnose you with Funny"

[@snowman9786]

He was nervous because he just found out schlagg is in love with him

[@thomaseric5737]

remember when youtube comments weren't filled with low-effort memes?

[@bruv3650]

@@thomaseric5737 no

[@gunweizard6125]

Thomas Formiga no

[@caitlinistired1050]

@@thomaseric5737 no

[@kingrec3036]

Charlie’s “I would have to reflect on it” joke was severely underrated

[@sqkoi]

fr i was dying when he said that. hes a comedic god

[@beginthewar9681]

He's comedy Jesus

[@mattp5262]

I thought for a second that everyone in lunch club was Mormon

[@DrX-dh6th]

Matt P i thought he was going for a joke by just calling everyone a mormon but then he’s just like “oh i read that wrong” which was probably funnier

[@yuh7139]

It was so fucking ironic holy shit

[@SuicidalGrind]

@@DrX-dh6th Found you

[@jaredtai663]

The lord is here to save them

[@thefrumpydumpling3887]

Gonna be honest I thought it said moron too so I didn't see a problem lmao

[@hollymaha4937]

charlie and schlatt are literally opposite ends of the humour spectrum and for some reason that makes them unbelievably funny together and i cant explain it

[@maartken5173]

Charlie is chaotic good and Schlatt is lawful evil.

[@MysteryTuesday]

The funniest duo of the video for sure!

[@roflguy114]

Opposites attract.

[@maartken5173]

@Clara Li exactly what I was going to say. I think the best example was the "one person dies, everyone dies" Minecraft stream.

[@polytheengineer4693]

E-girl

[@DarkFIameMaster]

why does schlatt always look like hes either killed someone or is constantly on edge

[@redactedz6146]

Well he is the man behind the slaughter. That'd do a number on anyone

[@charlieuhoh7273]

bold of u to assume he hasnt

[@MasonWhite0304]

He almost killed me once

[@TheAnimationStationTAS]

Because he killed someone and is on edge about it.

[@DarkFIameMaster]

@@charlieuhoh7273 JWHJNJJDJKKJD

[@abbyriddell42]

Everyone's talking about Schlatt but I think the real star of the show is Charlie. His reaction when Carson growled at him and when Traves screams kill me everytime.

[@jasonkimbrel8212]

Charlie is truly amazing

[@vanexai]

The fact that Schlatt naturally behaves like a 50s movie italian mafioso all the time terrifies me

[@ashikjaman1940]

The power of New York

[@hwbfknskcnskbdj1042]

finally someone put it into words

[@McDee]

hes from new jersey so that could explain it lol

[@Pasho__]

*Schlagg

[@littlebirdie1956]

@@McDee He isn't

[@veerleloerakker610]

Ted calling schlatt an enigma is proof that no one knows schlatt but schlatt

[@Skylar803]

I don't think even he knows at this point

[@gabrielkellar1935]

Who says he knows himself?

[@WORLD_STXR]

Schlatt dosent even know himself

[@bbb-dk7pz]

schlatt is monkey

[@averagekhfan3693]

Schlatt probably doesn't remember anything before A Tribute To Minecraft so he's as much of an enigma to himself as he is to us.

[@tboy57]

I just love: “Ok where did it go?” And in just the most worried voice Cooper goes “Bring it back...”

[@hxnnybeexp]

Tboy57 Gaming I also like that part where Charlie says there’s a rabbit in the hat and cooper says there isn’t one. He broke character and Charlie’s just like 0o0

[@hxnnybeexp]

Camille 17:02

[@jgray1831]

Camille bruh that’s the wrong time stamp 🤦‍♂️ Unless u thought replying to other dude should be done without specifying

[@jgray1831]

Camille 16:46

[@elliQaz]

When he says god hit him I literally cried😂

[@timothymcqueen3408]

Schlatt is a completely different entity without his facial hair.

[@KennaTheCutie]

I didn't even recognize him at first

[@OGMagaro]

@@KennaTheCutie tell me you found schlatt through dsmp without telling me you found schlatt through dsmp

[@ZainIsInPain]

@@OGMagaro Every old schlatt viewer knows he used to be logan from big time rush, this is how you spot 'em

[@OGMagaro]

@@ZainIsInPain exactly

[@abnormallylargerat3819]

I will forever cherish the moment when Charlie put Schlatt in a chokehold while pretending to be a psychologist on a fake tv show that was posted to KZbin

[@dvoidroid]

The best part of it all was schlatt just frantically saying “he’s baby”

[@lukewarm8944]

Well when u put it that way...

[@hoodyFPS]

do you still cherish it?

[@reekill_playlists]

This comment caught me off guard and made me laugh so hard I choked. Extremely underrated

[@veerleloerakker610]

I’m slightly disappointed that Charlie didn’t get a card that said “I’m baby”

[@solarianv3]

Veerle Loerakker i am baby

[@yermom9817]

cursed

[@JaxonForPresident]

Veerle Loerakker he prolly wrote it

[@lol-xk2ng]

Mason: Scared Charlie: "L E T M E T A K E Y O U R H E A R T"

[@100dead]

he says it so vaguely and subtly too "let me take your heart or whatever" i would gladly do so

[@hamzahhamad1058]

The fact that whenever Charlie was a patient, he always ended up embracing his problems. First, he just accepted that everyone was dead. Then, he just took off his glasses to never see reflections. And then, he ended up switching with Travis and became the doctor.

[@mrmartianman793]

Of course Shlatt gets the card where he’s in love with a big hot man

[@sirlemonthe1st]

Only the biggest and hottest for Schlag

[@livviemon]

MrMartianMan now he just needs nine more

[@mrmartianman793]

livvie monroe yes, the gathering has begun

[@shapejustanormaltriangle7659]

YYES

[@yoshipokemondragon]

MrMartianMan they gave us the ship we all wanted

[@fraglaj2845]

schlatt legit looks like he's that one therapist with weird secret story

[@lilysgrosss8742]

Fraglaj he’s just the weird person with a story in the room at every event or situation

[@bigman5659]

His secret story is when he hung a baby with a wii remote

[@oddacity5883]

@Juhcobess Then he diagnosed the baby’s parents with crippling depression

[@Apricot.Cinema]

“Bang right on da head” is the most traves thing to say

[@tarnished7501]

This has a full stack of likes so nobody can like it anymore

[@bbx2907]

and when he read the note wrong loool

[@HighQualityViewing]

@@bbx2907 that was the best bit of the video

[@yevgenyiyeet8737]

@@tarnished7501 Holy shit, shut the fuck up idiot.

[@HighQualityViewing]

@@tarnished7501 what part of his comment or yt account suggests that he is a cripple?

[@Alliewolf-nk1wi]

6:49 Schlatt predicted the future. He is now being bullied by his cat.

[@mr.purple7166]

Traves reading “Mormons” wrong was so dam funny

[@CharlieOsoo]

Dam? Like as in a beaver dam? I do agree it was so dam funny. Funneh!

[@AndromedaMes22956]

Mr. Purple it made me laugh so hard I was crying 😂😂

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

Thats the hardest ive seen carson laugh since gta v

[@RichHobo]

I thought it was morons too lol

[@luisfschissi]

Mr. Purple I kinda expected that coming

[@xan9224]

"My folder's upside down." "My life's upside down." Is such a good line.

[@pompador6486]

I wished someone said the hat was upside down

[@piyo744]

Wait I thought he said "my wife is upside down"

[@underscoredfrisk]

2:35

[@xan9224]

@@underscoredfrisk thank you

[@underscoredfrisk]

@@xan9224 No problem good sir

[@roadbumped]

schlatt screaming 'HES BABY' while charlie just attempts to put him in a headlock is just so feels so normal its so weird

[@countingwithjerold]

I mean when it becomes part of your daily routine it becomes part of second nature

[@truthbetold75]

15:43

[@wetpigeon]

20:17 the absolute joy in Charlie’s voice when he figures out Mason is afraid of him makes me truly fear him. He is chaos given physical form.

[@the711devin4]

*_Y O U R E N E V E R G O N N A B E R I G H T_* *_Y O U R E A L W A Y S G O N N A B E W R O N G_*

[@morgannrodgers]

charlie: “what was that?? who hit you??” cooper: “god.”

[@hotpikachu]

Timestamp?

[@daysuki2804]

@@hotpikachu 17:18

[@frailty7280]

charlie without glasses is so strange, its like his head was built for eyewear.

[@echoishere6836]

wulfrvm That’s what happens after a long time of wearing them

[@captain8014]

Same

[@maxandcheeese]

I can relate ;-;

[@keyanstoney1742]

Carson constantly looks like he has a really funny joke to tell his friends but he can’t stop laughing to tell it

[@brainsnez]

He also acts like it.

[@GALOOMYBEAR]

@peroh He is funny it's just your humor level is as low as my IQ so I wouldn't be surprised if you find videos from 2001 funny.

[@usg_ishimura7779]

Did anyone notice how when Ted was speaking in a Australian accent he pointed to the sky and said satan as if heaven is below him because Australia’s upside down

[@bigman7288]

No, it's because Australia is lower than hell

[@LumosVeil]

Is no one going to talk about how Charlie kept trying to get his patients to eat cotton balls?

[@rushbiskit]

can't blame him, they're delicious

[@snobrderchick22]

Like buddie from elf

[@unknowntear-]

That's not normal?

[@SBRNG_]

shit i thought they were marshmallows

[@irushtheworld2639]

THE WORST PART IS THAT HE ATE ONE AS WELL

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Schlagg was found dead the next day, all that was found in his home was blood and writings all over the wall saying: “should’ve listened.” The writings looked like scratches from a cat’s claws.

[@sunsetskye483]

What the fuck that’s an actual horror movie right there

[@sock_puppets]

This makes it so much creepier when I read it while your profile picture is in the corner of my eye

[@konpeitojellie]

@@sock_puppets a penguin?

[@themammoth9051]

@@konpeitojellie A duck, actually. A fascist duck, but a duck nonetheless.

[@jjd3hner544]

The wall says “stitches get stitches bitch”

[@sprinkles9000]

I like how this looks like a nice modern room and then there's just a diamond sword

[@unusedaccount9077]

Sprinkles The Unicorn are you implying that the diamond sword isn’t formal

[@ilovebigtimerush]

The diamond sword is modern

[@bagelgod946]

The diamond sword is the best part

[@creathechiboi]

Sprinkles The Unicorn It’s called *decor* look it up

[@aidanlowrance1528]

Sprinkles The Unicorn so it’s still just a modern room?

[@Nottheflyer]

This should literaly be a game on jackbox.

[@benjaminlatimer6676]

I wish the American health care system operated like this.

[@connorbooher3327]

It does lmfao 😂😂

[@connorbooher3327]

@Rebecca Mason not quite free, came at the small cost of their sanity lol

[@connorbooher3327]

@Rebecca Mason theyve still got a step up on us healthcare though 😂

[@FIREWALKER9]

this is how the american health care system works

[@burntkiwii5790]

How are we not talking about that half a second of Charlie tripping and falling and how it cut off before he hit the floor

[@ddude1212]

And then after that Charlie has a scab on his knee LOL

[@ilikechez5775]

Timestamp?

[@ddude1212]

Happens around 10:50, and then for all of Charlie’s cameos afterwards he has a scab on his knee.

[@elliewarren8686]

@@ddude1212 Charlie already had the scab before he fell

[@amgoose3493]

He fell straight into travis's show

[@rileypegher151]

15:45 Schlatt yelling “HES BABY” K I L L E D ME

[@Birdfucker83]

I have never lauged so hard at that part until you pinted out he said that lol

[@shuyotirah9132]

Its so accurate its honestly scary

[@flambedread9532]

Just like he killed the baby

[@plum.phobia]

oh my god i didn’t even notice that

[@mikebeaupre8306]

Dude I heard that and also d I e d

[@brotemca8020]

10:52 If you pause it at the right time, Ted's just maniacally grinning at Charlie when he falls

[@avamershon1354]

carson: whats wrong cooper: *just melts*

[@nicolasgatica8053]

Ted: “so what’s going on Noah?” Noah: *starts speaking in Australian accent* Ted: “uh oh”

[@uninvitedguest471]

I broke down laughing

[@gingooreal]

UH OH BIG LAUGH kzbin.info/www/bejne/amapn51mhbSmY6s

[@ci.thunder]

@@gingooreal dont... Just don't.

[@colmbuggy1753]

Teds accent was actually pretty good

[@YoutubePizzer]

I think you mean “Australian”, not Australian

[@abc-qh5fc]

i keep forgetting that they're actually really good actors and of course they have to be as entertainers but actually watching them having to suddenly take on a character is fascinating

[@nyahnyahson523]

I mean, I think it's easy to forget considering ~~how many KZbinrs can't act for the life of them~~

[@haandle27]

feel the same way

[@sunsetskye483]

I love the improv it’s hilarious

[@alberthwastaken]

Honestly this was my comfort video for when i needed a laugh but now watching this is just depressing

[@millyhearts]

same...

[@xomi7098]

“Are you hungry?!” *tries to feed schlatt a cotton ball* “NNNNOOO-“

[@fIamangoes]

мιlку ωαу best part of the video

[@Jay-xj1hv]

wait when is that i think i missed it :(

[@rip_ash]

@@Jay-xj1hv 15:50

[@xomi7098]

eat pant conar the bit starts around 15:00

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

Carson: Hey. Schlatt: Hey. Carson: My folder's upside down. Schlatt: -My life's upside down.-

[@oneeyed4280]

For a moment I thought schlatt said wife..

[@FrumpDump]

@@oneeyed4280 My wife's upside down

[@thenoahfactor6433]

Haha! I also watched the video

[@WhoTookSpecimen]

@@FrumpDump The Cooking Mama Babysitting Wii video was just foreshadowing this.

[@notyourbusiness3582]

When Schlatt’s the doctor and he interviews Carson whilst wearing Carson’s glasses, the camera on Carson is blurred. I just thought that was the funniest shit ever.

[@gingooreal]

Not your Business kzbin.info/www/bejne/amapn51mhbSmY6s when the doctor

[@ohno2387]

Not your Business dude I realised that and I laughed for like 2 minutes straight

[@uwa11_so_temperate20]

Wait that was intentional??? Brilliant!

[@molly2854]

gave u 1k hehe

[@notyourbusiness3582]

Around 23:20 if y’all want it

[@Spungs]

Even after 3 years, this still manages to be one of the funniest videos on KZbin.

[@ilovebeansOO]

Charlie has a “I’M GONNA PUN” face and it’s amazing.

[@dentayy33]

MEGA PUN BLAST!!!

[@fIamangoes]

i love it

[@lalune888]

Look out! He’s got a pun!

[@sarahlin6600]

timestamp?

[@vibe_ctrl7527]

I’m sure he always has that face because all he does is pun

[@effietrinket5699]

charlie: so what brings you here? carson: *growls* charlie: *pure unadulterated terror*

[@irushtheworld2639]

The fact that Charlie made a tweet about furrys makes it even better. It's like he had a flashback

[@loganparsons3820]

Karolina S. OWO WE’RE HALFWAY THERE OWO NOTICES YOUR BULGE THERE

[@glizzygobbler8001]

“You weren’t born?” “You were made.”

[@viliamlenhart4565]

mitsuki vibes

[@weirdlad64]

i was hoping for Ted to say," You were spawned?"

[@aaronnn9941]

You*

[@glizzygobbler8001]

@@aaronnn9941 thanks

[@eg816]

the joy in charlie's face when he asks, "you scared of me?" truly terrifying.

[@allsoclark2862]

schlatt looks so young without the chops bruh

[@elcocorapido]

He looks B A B Y

[@DaddyBlueJay3207]

He really does

[@Pastel_cherrii]

he litteraly looks like a different person

[@sheona.m]

He is just two different peopl

[@loumey74]

I mean hes only 21

[@rnrdyz]

Why is slimecicle so good at being awkward

[@GamerGamer-xr8rh]

It just isn't an Act

[@kadnxo6692]

Gamer Gamer bc he is

[@GamerGamer-xr8rh]

@@kadnxo6692 no, it isn't an act. He's a hostage

[@squibbb5480]

Why is he so good at being dead

[@yaoichurch]

He's fucking dead Sarah, get over it.

[@emilyc9467]

travis misreading mormon as moron is the most travis thing that could've happened

[@hk-4799]

this is like scrolling through pictures of your ex girlfriend/boyfriend

[@beeeaba6440]

Damn so tru

[@cr0wtherr]

@Roktrum why does that trigger you so much 🤨

[@chou9303]

@sneed ur mom part 2

[@HyranAU]

“Hello. Me Doctor. Come.” That’s all I needed to hear

[@dudeguyman928]

I read this as it happened in video🤣

[@stegozelosaurus7250]

me? doctor.

[@Deneberus]

I know it's just a camera, but I can't help but laugh at the thought of jschlatt being bullied by a Tamagotchi pet.

[@AnnestineJohnrose]

LOL THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL CAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT FOR THE BIT BUT THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER

[@socks5616]

I thought it was a tamagotchi the whole time lmaoo

[@Sploberrie]

Wait it wasn't a real cat? I thought the bit was about a real cat.

[@AnnestineJohnrose]

@@Sploberrie i'm not sure it could have been a virtual one or a picture of one but either or it's hilarious

[@onions7653]

@@AnnestineJohnrose it was a close up of his face

[@kanyeeast6719]

I like how Carson cracks at every joke, while Ted is dead serious 99% of the time

[@neyte7313]

He just doesn't understand Spanish and laughs because it's polite.

[@aimbotarrow5981]

Ted as the doctor is such an aggressive role, every word is filled with egotistical rage and dryness

[@LL-tr5et]

that's how ted is

[@acrowskull]

Traves was serious 100% of the time. 😂

[@LoathingEditor]

Ted speaks in bold.

[@cadehol]

To this day, I still wonder what picture Schlatt showed to Ted when he said he had a picture of his talking cat on his pink camera...

[@justjacob6946]

Schlatts the only person here who looks like a therapist

[@terra-fying]

Charlie looks like a therapist, it’s the shorts that do it,

[@codacheetah]

@@terra-fying If Charlie was my therapist I think I'd die from fear on the spot

[@kales7884]

TED

[@terra-fying]

lionclawz he would revive you with a cotton ball (?) before you could hit the ground, then precede to tackle you

[@placeholdername3123]

what about Ted

[@Inkitysink]

Charlie: “I think we’re killing it. I’m trying to cope” Me in any slightly uncomfortable situation

[@onikami639]

13:05 i like how he pointed upward to satan because he's australian

[@juliancrissman2420]

This comment deserves more likes

[@nccn4021]

@@juliancrissman2420 Why? Because he pointed out a joke?

[@andrewcorley8917]

@@nccn4021 yes lol

[@jakk1hundo553]

@@nccn4021 Call me stupid all you want, but I'd never noticed this joke before Partially because I'm australian and both of their accents are god-awful so I usually skip this section of the video, but still, it was subtle but clever and someone pointed it out, get a life jag lol

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Holy fuck I did not get that.

[@ebayez]

Why is no one talking about how good Ted and Noah’s is

[@MrFusion]

Ted and Noah are underrated

[@bananasinfrench]

One of my favorite segments in the whole video straight up

[@gawkyadroit5869]

Honest to god, I've never laughed harder than when Travis misread Mormons.. just that very sudden realisation of the fact that he was in fact, the moron "...oh."

[@infectedboof]

I had to pause the video and go for a walk. This man-

[@jacobhise8044]

I love how the camera cuts when Charlie falls just before he hits the ground.

[@ilovefamilyguy64]

bang right on da head

[@tridon7327]

10:52

[@jujjon4109]

that’s his content

[@excree8181]

SpOiLeR

[@benjaminli188]

Probably the funniest part of the video

[@oneeyed4280]

Why is noone talking about masons acting? Dude, he was scared of the therapist before he even read the card.

[@marikilburn3323]

Imagine being scared of a therapist and they just charge at you

[@wuajaja5220]

He was not acting

[@jollywolfgirl5824]

I got scared because mason was scared

[@alilrevive7972]

Poofy Noodleschlop *”YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO BE RIGHT! YOU’RE ALWAYS GONNA BE WRONG!”*

[@User-1939t9]

it's not acting if it's true

[@KaizoGMR]

when schlatt doesn't have facial hair, he looks like he is 17 years old

[@faceitbrian]

Charlie: *WE’RE GONNA FIX YA* Schlatt: *WSNWORBAK* Charlie: *WE’RE GONNA KILL YA*

[@squiggles6861]

H E ‘ S B A B Y

[@giobeb]

Ted: So, what was your name again? Schlatt: Schlatt, doctor. Ted: OK *Schlagd*

[@hugs4zhongli]

thought that said geslaagd

[@934strawberryfields]

sorry but i thought that said gdhdgdgsushjbs

[@sleepypie3179]

“What is this?” “That’s Cuba” A visible frown spreads across Schlatt’s face

[@TheNerdman01]

When you see a country that isn't capitalist >:(

[@JustUncomon]

When you see a country that isn’t communist >:(

[@wraith3289]

When you see a country >:(

[@JustUncomon]

When you see >:(

[@user-fk1ew3kg8r]

When you >:(

[@errornoname23]

I love how Mason being scared of Charlie works in the context of Charlie going fucking insane due to his patients

[@dude2728]

The fact that they don't have shoes on only adds to the professionality.

[@user-tr4em4qn9t]

some do, some don't, and it says a lot about each person

[@Kapparen14]

I'll never understand why americans have normalized having shoes indoors, its disgusting

[@SS-bu4rc]

Why is Charlie so good at making puns out of nowhere, it genuinely terrifies me

[@just_a_simp3991]

He’s the pun master, it’s in his blood

[@stella2761.6]

@@just_a_simp3991 agree

[@krystal380]

He practices in the mirror every night he prepares for everything that might come his way,he trains every day and night just to prepare which makes him the ultimate pun GOD

[@soggywaffle4107]

Nobody nose

[@washingmachine569]

You should fear for your life

[@lukemiller9833]

*Carson gets a cue card* “Jschlatt is NOT the father!”

[@Muffin-hk9hx]

good

[@cameronavirus772]

Ah yes the Wii game

[@andrewsnyder1552]

He better not, did you see what he did to that Wii baby

[@RyePlaysGames]

Carson: *exists* Everybody: That aged poorly

[@draydra]

Carson: *exists* Everyone: Let's bully him

[@just_a_simp3991]

@@draydra I don’t consider it bullying when he traded nudes with a minor and he’s merely getting told it’s wrong? He’s getting therapy now which is good and I hope he gets better, and some of the stuff said about him wasn’t deserved and passed the limits, but that doesn’t Justify his actions man :/

[@draydra]

@@just_a_simp3991 im not talking about the drama and the allegations, chill

[@milanthemonke9001]

@@just_a_simp3991 ah yes 2 year difference

[@just_a_simp3991]

@@milanthemonke9001 no matter the age difference the girl he messaged was still under 18 so his actions aren’t justified :/

[@thefrumpydumpling3887]

When Charlie was restraining Schlatt from getting to Carson you could hear a faint wail of "He'S bAbY" coming from Schlatt

[@skettlesfart]

15:43 "he's baby!"

[@savvy9231]

Pfft I didn’t hear that the first time, but sure enough it’s there-

[@blank8058]

The fact that Travis acted the most human confuses me.

[@sleepy_b0i]

Almost ASMR Yeah, but, I also love how when he was the “Doctor” it just read “Doctor,” kinda like he produced this show himself, and the whole “right on da head” bit was hilarious.

[@blank8058]

peroh take it back 🔫🗡

[@ScubaSteve27]

Almost ASMR “me doctor. Come” yes very human indeed

[@ScubaSteve27]

peroh please despawn

[@solus8685]

@peroh *thicc

[@rat9871]

I love how being in love with CallMeCarson is a mental illness

[@gabrielito0278]

symptoms include feeling "lost and confused"

[@rat9871]

flavortown baby oh no-

[@primitivechef8009]

flavortown baby UH OH

[@pizzatime8917]

It feels like being a passenger...in my own body...

[@oskazar]

Mia Malkova literally asked him out on a date

[@jakethesnake9041]

These guys are great. I hope no one in the group did something that hurt the rest of the group and will leave everyone distraught for the rest of their lives.

[@Tulip_bip]

dating a 17 year old at 19 really isnt up there with 'things that will traumatize me for the rest of my life'

[@pprewqq5822]

Yeah I hope they don’t die aswell

[@Nerodotnet]

@@Tulip_bip nah I feel like finding out one of ur close friends is a groomer is pretty bad :/

[@Tulip_bip]

@@Nerodotnet he didn't groom anyone

[@digitalarsonist179]

@@Nerodotnet their situation is legal in some states.. Romeo and Juliet law

[@user-mq7ud3mw5p]

“What do you see” “Nothing” “This is worse than I thought” I love charlie and cooper

[@sevenchickens7273]

Their friendship is underrated

[@silas4687]

I like charlie a bit more tbh

[@namehere580]

This made me laugh way too fucking hard

[@nrjetix108]

Charlie and Travis were funny af too. Their sense of humour fits really well together

[@sandakinskywalker5342]

Obi Wan my master!

[@dumgaebich]

everyones talking about schlatt and charlies acting but traves is CLEARLY the superior actor here.

[@mannabelle9001]

Lizzie Dale man doesn’t even act he’s just like that 😔

[@dumgaebich]

@@mannabelle9001 oh i know, traves is my favourite streamer lol

[@kleinmoretti5385]

You edited but still couldn't spell superior correctly

[@dumgaebich]

@mitch l0l BANG! right on da head :)

[@dumgaebich]

@@kleinmoretti5385 lol

[@giantsbane2475]

"I'm in love with CallmeCarson." "I'm not qualified for this."

[@cqurt]

This is my roman empire.

[@tadohara]

Tell me about your roman empire

[@cqurt]

⁠​⁠@@tadohara​​⁠​⁠I think about this video quite often. It’s not my favorite Lunch Club video, nor is it my favorite video produced by any of these creators. However, three years ago, these 26 minutes played on loop in my head. I had very few friends, wasn’t very happy with my life, and it felt like Lunch Club was my escape from reality. I can’t really explain it, but this video was special to me. I still keep up with both Ted and Schlatt’s content and it’s amazing to see how they have grown.

[@tadohara]

@@cqurt That's oddly beautiful. When I was in a shit position similar to you, I always came back to this video as well, it just felt like hanging out with friends. I hope you're doing better for yourself now, thank you for sharing

[@cqurt]

@@tadohara Thank you. I am doing astronomically better now but have found myself yearning for times of the past. I like to relive what is familiar and what feels like home. Like you said, it felt like hanging out with friends. I think that’s why I value this channel so much is because there is memory associated outside of it. Anyway, I’m glad I’m not the only one who comes back to these videos!

[@stellanutella_]

That's more or less exactly what I'm here for myself 😅

[@kieranr6703]

So apparently Charlie can easily get Schlatt into a headlock. I think I'm even more scared of him now.

[@invizcharlie9477]

I think it would be worth mentioning that Schlatt is 6'3.

[@oldebean8092]

did you SEE those calves?? i was mortified

[@barackobamaasmr8006]

He’s strong. Powerful. More powerful then Big Lion.

[@xeli3046]

@@barackobamaasmr8006 he's so powerful

[@paincreatesfame]

He’s stronger than he lets on and I think we should all fear him for it

[@sammylammy996]

i dont think anybody noticed at 8:25 that schlatt said "bye bye" to his camera like a gameboy from the early 2000s

[@livviemon]

i noticed and wondered why nobody laughed cause it was actually funny lmao

[@frigginbirds]

Kinda easy to miss. Third time watching through and I just caught it

[@whenthebughits9356]

if schlatt yelled at me i’d probably start crying

[@whenthebughits9356]

nvm he can’t swim i’m no longer scared

[@aj-dk5ym]

@@whenthebughits9356 THIS IS A POWERFUL THREAD

[@minth088]

@@whenthebughits9356 LMAOOO

[@boopydoopy9156]

He can't swim? I'm not going to be afraid of a man who can die to a puddle

[@aj-dk5ym]

@@boopydoopy9156 amen

[@kadewoodtechfolder]

The confusion that Ted felt when Charlie told him to take off his glasses was readable and contagious.