M&M's "Go Woke" Or Something I Don't Know Help

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#Woke #m&mwoke

[@SpiceIntolerance]

I hope whoever thought this up gets a massive raise and bonus…..slightly edit the existing models and then use words like “diversity” and “inclusive” when you introduce them to the public = millions of dollars worth of free advertising from reactionaries and twitter filled with endless memes! What a marketing genius!

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

It's amazing the sheer stupidity of reactionaries. They did the same shit with Nike. - When the bought the shoes, giving the company money then burning the shoes over Kaepernick.

[@CrowsofAcheron]

@@melmelhodgepodge3800 Yeah but Nike actually hired Kaepernick and made an ad. Here M&M's did very very little.

[@ZXD7250]

@@melmelhodgepodge3800 don't forget Gillette when they said "toxic masculinity is cringe"

[@themangoman9315]

That's what we in the business call a pro gamer move

[@jjdude5531]

@@ZXD7250 _free your skin_

[@skyty0]

I got called a gay slur last week and I'm so glad that m&m is finally making the social changes needed to correct this behavior

[@billnyethesciencesguy]

I committed hate crimes before m&m reminded me that sentient candy exists🕊

[@HeronSight]

I'm sorry to hear that, it's always shitty when these thing happen irl

[@electroseal5822]

Doe legit a guy said he hopes I will get raped for being gay and that i should kill myself, and now that m&m is making all these changes, I can finally feel safe. I hope more companies will change the designs of their character's shoes.

[@s0ulshot]

I'm glad to hear that M&Ms have helped the LGBT community to achieve true equality.

[@MeBeCreepy]

😭

[@thedaniel511]

I honestly wouldn't have noticed the difference if they never told us they changed it.

[@Jazzmaster1992]

Indeed. I work at a big box store (Target) and I see products change packaging all the time. It's nothing more than them trying to "update" a logo or branding in general to justify somebody's paycheck somewhere, but most of the time, it's never made known by some massive announcement - they just change the colors or font on the packaging, and you don't really notice until it shows up on store shelves, but the product is identical. This really must be a marketing tactic to get people to rally around their product, which is odd because everyone already knows what M&M's are and I doubt they were hurting for money.

[@MissMyce]

@@Jazzmaster1992 They want ppl talking about this and not their ongoing slavery lawsuit

[@Nerobyrne]

@@MissMyce now corporations are doing the "don't look at the real problems because gay" thing that governments used to do

[@Aperson156]

You would have, but like 15 years later and you would think it's a Mandela effect.

[@vantahawk2834]

And this is exactly why M&M women's visibility is so important smh

[@codisha2970]

Reality: *Earth dying. Workers exploited. Actual problems* Conservatives: “😡THE M&M DOESNT HAVE HIGH HEELS 😭”

[@DarkArcticTV]

i hate conservatives

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

ThE eND oF wEsTern CivILiZatIoN.

[@Schwoomy]

they suffer from the real issues, truly all we deal with is hate crimes, negative stereotypes, and general prejudice but the american conservative has to watch as potato head isn’t gendered, a dr. suess book no one remembers gets pulled from book stores, a mascot for some butter brand gets changed to remove some native american woman, and taking away the heels of anthropomorphic candy, hope they get some justice soon for their discrimination 💗

[@Cruizinelli12]

Yeah, anyone who worries about m&ms being slightly altered has a pretty privileged and comfy existence.

[@j.c.jeggis1818]

Unpopular opinion: it was always kinda weird that they're all stock cartoon characters, but the two "lady" M&Ms are basically "sexy lady" and "sexy lady with glasses" Popular opinion: I have never once thought about this except during the 45 seconds in which I am physically watching an M&M commercial

[@Froggsroxx]

I thought literally the same thing. Each time I saw them I was like "weird that they have super sexy lady m&ms" and then the add ends and I never think of it again.

[@GZQ9]

@@Froggsroxx honestly such an inconsequential part of my life, but honestly every time I see any anthropomorphic M&M I just wish it was Danny DeVito…

[@latariusjackson7930]

You’re telling me you didn’t think the male m&ms were fuckable?

[@plutoyoon]

@@latariusjackson7930 i personally woul LOVE to top the red m&m

[@PlatinumAltaria]

"I find the green M&M hot" is the sentence I needed to convince me to go to sleep, so thanks for that. Please get help though.

[@SlayerEndX13]

“Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.” | “They’re the same picture.”

[@TRICROTIC1]

This should be pinned.

[@yoredeerleader]

Wait till conservatives find out about Dasani’s new non-binary water.

[@violetsonja5938]

@@shovel_salesman Winner of the internet today! Right here!

[@memyself4852]

@@violetsonja5938 reddit moment

[@evan6338]

@@memyself4852 youtube moment

[@violetsonja5938]

Confused moment.

[@Bellitchi]

@@violetsonja5938 moment

[@AUZZTIM]

This is the best title I've ever seen Vaush just wants someone to put him out of his misery already

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

Conservatives: "they made the thing i like a slightly off but not noticeable until pointed out shade of color, CURSE YOU WOKE LEFT!!" Vaush: *Picard facepalm*

[@Schwoomy]

The description makes it even better

[@AUZZTIM]

@@Schwoomy lmao fr

[@sakura_branches]

"there are probably people who have fantasies about these m&ms" Tucker Carlson: starts sweating

[@BaronVonQuiply]

I commented _"Stop trying to fuck the candy, Tucker"_ on another video about this.

[@adenjones1802]

WAIT THIS IS A THING? This has changed me as a person.

[@sakura_branches]

@@adenjones1802 sadly, yes. he said something along the lines of "once we’re completely turned off, we’ve achieved equity. They’ve won." I'd say to look it up but idt it's worth risking you're sanity for

[@adenjones1802]

@@sakura_branches Bold of you to assume I have sanity

[@digaddog6099]

​@@adenjones1802I havent checked, but I have heard people claim "Tucker is making the claim that finding the M&M sexy is silly in the first place, and the fact they're replacing them is indicative of the spread of the woke mind virus." Or something like that.

[@BrandonPilcher]

In all seriousness, the change is pointless and unnecessary. But it is funny seeing dudes like Tucker Carlson demand the female M&M's be portrayed as sexy.

[@Nerobyrne]

That is actually the point, free advertising

[@scottvelez3154]

M&Mussy

[@TAP7a]

Tucker Carlson wants to fuck the brown m&m pass it on

[@MissKashira]

We're all talking about M&Ms right now. It worked.

[@JoshieMadhatt]

Lmao Tucker's reaction to this was fucking priceless

[@tomribei]

This is legitimatley one of the most boring corporate marketing I've seen. Does anyone even think of the M&M characters at any point in their lives, besides this piece of news? It's just so bland.

[@QuantumRipple]

I do, but only because JK Simmons voices the yellow one

[@ieatbatteries7]

This feels like the perfect basis for a Chris-chan/Sonicfan parody where insane and dedicated fans have made extensive fiction around all the M&M characters and their M&M OCs and it has become an unhealthy part of their personality.

[@EternalDensity]

Nah I just shovel them into my mouth without looking closely at the packaging.

[@kcaustin904]

I go to bed every night, lying awake, daydreaming about what the next M&Ms aesthetic will be. Every night.

[@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869]

@@EternalDensity sigma energy

[@Dovoline3]

I don't know about the rest of 'yall, but "cool, laid-back sneakers" doesn't quite reflect the idea of 'effortless confidence' in the same way as *stark white go-go boots that*. The former is something everyone wears just kind of all the time now. The latter went out of style 4 decades ago and is the human equivalent of Lightning McQueen's white-rimmed tires from the first Cars movie

[@marsfalcon1949]

Concur. I thought the Nancy Sinatra 'These Boots Are Made For Walking' go-go boots spoke volumes.

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

You could argue that wearing something so obvious is just a big "notice me" sign, and wearing relatively non-noticeable shoes reflects a confidence in oneself without the need for tons of external attention and validation. You could also argue the opposite though; that wearing go-go boots is a big "I don't give a fuck" to the inevitable attention you'd get. I could see either argument working. Either way, why is the right triggered by this? They're literally just cartoons. For an advertisement.

[@ironickrempt]

We used to be a country, a real country. Now they have stolen our yassifyed candy mascots 😡🇺🇸🦅

[@yelloweyeball]

We used to have sexy candy, once upon a time.

[@DissedRedEngie]

@@yelloweyeball how will I nut when eating candy now?

[@user-dt4sr8yl2r]

this is dystopian, truly the darkest timeline.

[@johngr1747]

O R W E L I A N

[@adenjones1802]

At first they came for nike and I did not speak out Because I didn't give a fuck Then they came for mr potato head and I did not speak out Because I didn't give a fuck Now they have come for the green m&m's shoes and now its too late Because I still don't give a fuck

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Oh the bright side it means many parents are going to feel a weight of shame lifted off their shoulders as their son no longer fancies the green M&M

[@josh-oo]

But now they'll fancy the brown M&M.

[@Colddirector]

@@josh-oo Based

[@LetsJgandy]

The orange m&m is the pretzel one and he's scared cause they stuff the pretzels up his ass. This is canon.

[@Yoshimitsu4prez]

Lmfao I remember that ad

[@Stop_The_Car]

Also supposedly the color orange elicits hostility so this poor son of a bitch probably just wants to try his best to bring the same joy as the other M&M’s but people get agitated around him.

[@adenjones1802]

@KZbin is highkey garbage Can confirm from experience

[@saininj]

The M&M's Cinematic Universe is wild.

[@arby327]

Orange gets pegged canon.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

That was the hardest "spot the difference" game I've ever played.

[@s-e-e-k-i-n-g]

broke: equality by taking away high heels woke: equality by giving everyone high heels

[@staraptorflock3661]

Bespoke: equality by no footwear

[@NoConsistency]

The orange m&m is a pretzel m&m and his whole story is that the pretzel was forced into his body without his consent. so he basically has the personality of someone probed by aliens.

[@nahuelkid]

M&M LORE

[@longlongtran]

he has ptsd

[@ASolidSnack]

I'm wondering, did M&Ms actually claim this was done for "diversity", or did the news just spin it that way because the woke brands thing gets lots of clicks?

[@videogamenostalgia]

The official announcement contained things like wanting to make the mascots "more inclusive", designed to reflect "today’s society", "As the world changes, so do we", and they said the two female M&Ms are a "force supporting women". So they did make those claims, albeit in extremely generic corporate EDI-policy type language. Most likely they did this deliberately to generate publicity based on outrage from the predictable places - they just dropped those phrases in and let Fox News etc. take it the rest of the way.

[@billnyethesciencesguy]

Prob colluded

[@GamerKiwi]

@Melody Ackerman Bingo

[@GamerKiwi]

@@billnyethesciencesguy Who needs to collude when this sort of thing gets predictable outrage?

[@billnyethesciencesguy]

@@GamerKiwi Good point. Its a reflexive symbiotic relationship at this point

[@diallo1347]

It must be nice to be so privileged that these SLIGHT design changes are a reason to be outraged.

[@justasomeone2940]

People getting killed by police and pandemic: 😴 Candies characters that are having new design that does not look different from what it was before, but now creators also said that there is some social diversity implication: 😡🤬😠😤😱🤨😬😵💀☠💥🔥🧨

[@JackgarPrime]

And these are the slightest of slight, too. I wouldn't have noticed any differences at all if you didn't tell me they were, in fact, different.

[@mrofftopic2802]

*First they came for Mr. Potato Head, and I said nothing* *Then they came for M&Ms, and I said nothing* *When they came for Chester Cheetah, I no longer could say anything.*

[@Idarak1]

The pause when Vaush scrolled down to the M&Ms branded shirt and lounge shorts made me die laughing

[@leadstomach9397]

“This is the m&m website” -Vaush: doomer era

[@YokiDokiPanic]

If you ask me, the biggest problem with the m&m mascots aren't the fact that they're inclusive or not (Who cares, it's advertising. Ew.) it's the fact that they're still using flashy characters to sell junk food to kids.

[@walexander8378]

Kids?

[@bigbawlzlebowski8886]

To everyone lol

[@ONIMOT100]

Somebody ought to make a "Remember what they took from us" edgy synth edit but with the green M&M.

[@videogamenostalgia]

I didn't need news media to make me visualise Tucker Carlson furiously and sweatily copulating with the Green and/or Brown M&Ms. Thanks again, Hell World

[@jaybee27D]

No need to visualize, he already did a reaction to this for a segment. It's exactly what you're expecting.

[@Dr.depression516]

so nice to see the m&ms mascots representing all people, and bottoms.

[@DevinPlaysitAll]

Alright, but are we not going to talk about how they aren't doing anything to lessen the sexual appeal of the yellow m&m? Is it because they legitimately don't believe that there's anything that they could do to nerf that little candy himbo and his unstoppable sexual energy, or are they just afraid to try?

[@ruhfuhquh]

I swear to fuck if they do anything to the yellow peanus eminem i will boycott minem!!1!😠. 😠😠😠

[@Alex-cw3rz]

POV you're in a Right wingers wet dream Green M&M : please daddy call me a dirty skittle

[@oddduck2003]

Man, it might be my wet dream because that's fucking funny

[@Freyaundergrowth]

I wish I was illiterate so I would have never had to read that

[@nervousbreakdown711]

STAHP

[@KairoStark]

Bruh I've had post cov-shot fever night and none of my dreams went even near that level of bullshit Right-wingers are whack.

[@SpiceWeazel]

The thing about sitting at a fire and sharing cultures is true. In college, I spent some time studying ecology with the Hadzabe of Tanzania, a hunter-gatherer tribe. They told us stories and sang traditional songs. When they asked us to share ours, we had no idea what to say. We ended up singing the star spangled banner, and for maximum cringe one guy sang "All Star" by smash mouth

[@OhChrumbs]

Okay but All Star is definitely a traditional song to be proud of, unironically

[@andrewb5149]

If it were me, I would probably try to condense plots of Western movies into stories. America is a very young nation, but the western is probably one of the most mythologized aspects of our culture that is unique to the North American continent.

[@justinokraski3796]

@@andrewb5149 yeah just whip out Big Iron

[@SpiceWeazel]

@@andrewb5149 That would be a great idea if I knew the plot of a single western lol

[@midge_gender_solek3314]

I think Hadzabe have got used to people asking them about their culture so they kind of know what to say or perform

[@Jazzmaster1992]

Can't wait for all the unironic "Chuds" to start crying about how much their childhood is ruined because the M&M characters on the package look different. Expect The Quartering to make a video about this in three, two, one...

[@Elias-py4mz]

I just checked and he fucking did make a video about this called "M&M's Get WOKE & Get MOCKED By The Entire Internet For "Feminist M&M"" im gonna roblox myself

[@filipmaly6603]

@@Elias-py4mz Before, you do that may I interest of our new Roblox? It is new flavour of Feminism! Please contact your nearest shopkeeper to buy more!

[@themangoman9315]

He did

[@herec0mestheCh33f]

Yeah... Yeah I support DM's theory. They're mad because a lot of the rural boomers didn't have an internet to find anime tiddies back in their day so the m&ms mascots were like, their extra-curvy piece of driftwood, so they have fond memories.

[@KairoStark]

Well, if it brings the views, it brings the views... its all a grift.

[@KNylen]

i think its that the old ones used to have the “default” white skin tone, and now they each have a tint of their m&m color instead..??

[@fisherdotogg]

Big L that they un-yassified miss green. She doesn't have the same threatening aura anymore

[@GraySkies-wj6pc]

“I wanna fuck the brown M&M” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I never thought I’d hear that exact phrase out of a person’s mouth, but here we are. Lmao nice job chat!

[@TheLivingSeven]

Yeah, normally it's "I wanna fuck the green M&M". The media is right, they really did kill her sex appeal.

[@HeronSight]

Sleepycabin talked about this in a podcast years ago.

[@Bellitchi]

@PolySaken when a man wants to get his bread, he will get his bread lol

[@RAISEYOURDONGERS1]

This is a tragedy. Conservatives really out there thinking stilettos are hotter than wedge heels. That is the true crime here, not going far enough for the blob character.

[@thinkoutsidethelines8265]

I offered Professor Flowers some M&M's once at a protest once and she separated the brown ones and threw rest on the floor

[@stefanalecu9532]

Wouldn't be surprised if that was actually serious

[@thinkoutsidethelines8265]

@@stefanalecu9532 Luckily I didn't have any white M&M's because then it would have gotten really ugly

[@luxborealis]

Colonizer M&Ms do not have the right to demand their inclusion in the bag with the colonized M&Ms of color.

[@jenicafetters4245]

I’m starting to believe that companies do this kind of embarrassing pander in order to make serious issues seem silly but also look benevolent to the masses so nobody looks too close at the actual bad shit they do.

[@Cream147player]

I literally didn’t even know those stupid M&M mascots were different from each other and gendered. I don’t care about M&Ms stupid branding, if I’m eating them I just want chocolate. The conservative outrage over something this utterly meaningless is hilarious. This honestly might be the funniest one yet, even more funny than them getting mad about “Potato Head”.

[@lolusuck386]

You know you have lost it beyond any point of return if you think m&m's went woke over a redesign.

[@BoopMeHard]

LOL orange just got more anxious

[@CaBdosdos]

"As a slavery apologist and advocate for a white ethnostate this is the last straw!" 🤣

[@ezzyelder3385]

I'm not saying I'm suicidal, but oh boy would I love to die

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Not even Kevin from The Office would care about this change

[@TheRealZeke2003]

Whoever's idea was this was a fucking genius. I'm convinced this is a masterclass of trolling. There's no way this is unironic

[@Iridesca]

6:48 Guys, it’s confirmed, Voughsh would bottom for a person wearing an M&M t shirt.

[@qwgar]

this was the best title and thumbnail combo. Great job editors

[@darkphoenix2]

The mental image of Nestle factory overseers patrolling the floor in M&M character shirts is delightfully ridiculous dark humor

[@someguy7819]

Vaush has went through so much conservative outrage that he's just depressed at this point.

[@nikdoesstuff9338]

As a person with anxiety I feel so represented by the orange one getting more anxious

[@Democratic_Republic_of_Iacon]

I dont know why, but Vaush saying "this is the M&M website" made me die laughing Edit: the rest made me burst out laughing, awakening my family.

[@AngryShooter]

So essentially some conservatives are losing their minds over M&M characters getting a shoe upgrade, that tracks with the usual quality of their concerns and discourse.

[@noireisbest6786]

The number of folks who are horny for m&ms, lol. Just when you think you've laughed hard enough.

[@dappermasquerade4299]

tucker definently wants the brown one to step on him lol

[@wikigetrachetcrank6864]

Tucker Carlson lost his mind over this. The video is hilarious.

[@l_ndonmusic]

Wait fr?? Jesus..

[@Romanticoutlaw]

they knew they were gonna get so much free publicity doing this, but only if they brought attention to it. If they'd just changed it casually I doubt chuds would have even noticed, the differences are so subtle.

[@wohdinhel]

the funniest part of all of this is that reese’s pieces are better anyways so roflwhothefuckcares [edit] do not attempt to debate against this, american chocolate objectively tastes like vomit and admitting that you like m&ms is identical to admitting you enjoy chugging puke

[@projectsixam1579]

This video's duration is 13:37. Epic.

[@stormRed]

You can't even imagine how long I've been waiting for proper sightly smaller shoe wearer representation in mainstream media... I'm actually going to cry 🥺🥺🥺

[@Yoshimitsu4prez]

God damn this is the real serious stuff

[@filipmaly6603]

I was turned into AfroAustralian upon hearing this grimm news!

[@vantahawk2834]

That M&M t-shirt is basically just visual catcalling.

[@R_AM02]

I thought 2 of the M&Ms were canonically trans, are they really "going woke"? They've been woke

[@chembabe8264]

I live for the weird Vowsh jokes/sarcasm. "From the tales of my people" I cried 😂😂

[@cherrymilk5590]

"Nationwide is on your side" 🎶 "Like a good neighbor, statefarm is there" 🎶

[@knofear8859]

Hmmm I dunno man, I think Blue is pretty good, he's got that deep bass-y voice, imagine him hummering on your knob

[@hexeddecimals]

I WILL NOT THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[@themusicaljunkie37]

It's pretty ironic that the same people who complained that everything is sexualized are now complaining about a candy character not being "sexy" anymore... like these are the issues conservatives shout about... there are so many issues from income inequality, hunger, homelessness... but cheap marketing ploys are the things they speak out against.. It's so funny. They always fall for every advertising stunt.. this outrage only helps the companies

[@amyphillips-tylerbrumbackm795]

literally the best Vaush content ever put out

[@AlexHyde666]

Someone please photoshop the M&M shirt onto Hasan

[@abigaillilac1370]

I don't understand the outrage. They gave the candy different shoes? These people need to touch grass

[@modernkiwi6447]

I'll never get over Adult M&M's Character Big Face T Shirt

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

9:45 We already live in this world. Everytime "pranks" and "social experiments" become popular again there're people who shit themselves in public for clout. Some manage to monetize it. For others internet validation is enough

[@redminus]

red M&M smugface lookin like a stonetoss comic

[@TMmodify]

people getting mad about humanized M&Ms is literally damaging to my psyche

[@litkeys3497]

It's paranoid/agoraphobic orange m&m that gets me lol

[@XOguitargurlOX]

Vaush, you should do a deeper dive into why they do this, it'd be interesting! I used to work for an Anheuser-Busch distributor in marketing and they do the same thing with all their logos: every 5 years would be a small change, and every 25 years they'd do a "big" change (cursive to print). They would say the same BS as M&Ms publicly but privately we were told it was for the copyrights. I still don't understand it, but I feel like this is a loop hole and would like to know more!

[@alexspear2145]

this is literally the "they're the same photo" meme

[@davidbrobinson1995]

I wouldn't have known if it weren't stated. I only notice things when thngs are labelled "Sustainably sourced" or something. I bought a Caramilk a couple days ago because that sorta thing managed to sway me.

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

This is simultaneously the funniest and dumbest shit ever

[@errohaze2683]

This is the funniest shit ever. I'm very glad the M&Ms company did this.

[@kyramonnix1520]

This is it... the big O is finally devouring my brain. Been nice knowing y'all

[@medicwine]

vaush is an artist i dont get how he didnt spot that the new arm/leg colors are tinged slightly toward of the color of the M&M.

[@kneau]

Diversity mystery box? Blue & Green appear to have skin covered - they could be any race, how exciting! How... calculated. Let people see what they want to see. So long as the masses don't push for a "skin reveal." 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@scottvelez3154]

We have many problems in our society and I am so glad that M&M's are taking the initiative on tackling these issues. Truly a shining example of a company being progressive. /s

[@nilsqvis4337]

They literally just changed their order and added a little distance between them

[@rapidrelief261]

In case you're wondering 'why' this is happening I can actually answer you and this actually has deeper cultural/insidious advertisement roots than you'd expect. Essentially, what they're doing is the 'Cookie Run Kingdom'/Every Japanese mascot ever strategy; present a character, give it minor social interpersonal depth and allow people's fanart and need to sexualize everything with a loosely human adjacent personality. Western politics just likes to western politic.

[@steveharrison76]

Finally! (Also, I bet the quartering has a new rage arc over this)

[@shortymccutlery8919]

👏FALL OF 👏WESTERN 👏CIVILIZATION!!

[@filipmaly6603]

ANOTHER ONE!?!? That is like 7th since start of the year! WHATS GOING ON?!?!

[@dariang4725]

The title of this made me chuckle.

[@therealmarcher]

If he's not wearing and m-less M&M character face shirt in the next stream I'm never watching again

[@grmpf]

I want a Vaush compilation called "salient political commentary" or something like that, consisting only of moments like "[silence] This is the M&M's website [silence] [cut to next clip]"

[@rainthedraconic402]

The "M" needs to be rotated and turned into a "B" for blood chocolate the red shirt is perfect for this

[@The_Poro_King]

I don't see any difference in the m&m new look

[@Cruxin]

It's literally, like, the shoes and one of them is less of an asshole

[@Alex-cw3rz]

That's because you've been brain washed by the wokeist!! It's nothing to do with made up culture war or the worrying idea they want to f uck M&M's only if they were thigh highs and stilleto's

[@d3th2m3rikkka]

Yeah, because you don't want to fuck them like Tucker (Context: Hasan watched a few Fox News videos talking about m&ms)

[@thekingoffailure9967]

You havent spent enough time on rule 34 or reading fanfiction built off of their original personalities. Its honestly a shame the blue M&M is circumcised now all in the name of religious inclusivity.

[@FatJack210]

I'm so tired

[@neverknowsbest1717]

Mfs will say "We used to be a country. A proper country." Then post some bs about m&ms

[@frocco7125]

Mainstream conservatives getting mad at this is the most pathetic laughable oversensitivity I have ever seen.

[@jdprettynails]

Never thought I'd relate so hard to an orange M&M

[@gabagoooby]

New 1 week long conservative outrage just dropped

[@blitzballrusher4993]

I like the m&m commercial where the red m&m sees the brown one and thinks she's naked and then strips off his "red" and becomes a brown m&m. Perfect advertising of a chocolate candy.

[@cityofevil3283]

This was one of the funniest videos I've watched in a long time.

[@LuterofromTx]

I been watching too much of his stream wtf. I had a dream last night i stumbled upon Vaush’s earliest debate video which was posted in 2000, wellll before youtube’s launch date and way too early on to be possible. It was him and two others talking about issues like brain drain and things related. When the discussion got really heated, instead of yelling over eachother they all just started hamboning together really fucking fast which made me laugh my ass off

[@MsLemons12]

I'd rather pay 1 cent less for a pouch of m&ms. Only thing I noticed was the pose difference between the green one.