The Christmas Hellhouse Investigation (w/ Fredrik Knudsen!)

[@Flambingo]

i'm really glad that mike's found his niche as a professional house heckler

[@expendableindigo9639]

If you haven't seen the Tumblr blog McMansionHell, it is amazing. So good.

[@danielhuras617]

HGTV made it a staple of thier channel

[@josephyoung6749]

I'm an architect so this is some good content for me hehe.

[@none561]

After learning that Mike had briefly been an licensed NY realtor from the Groverhaus video, him being good at picking apart housing architecture makes a lot more sense

[@reptilesarecool6739]

In the court of the Christmas king

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

1:42:52 "I don't want my sink looking like it was illustrated by Junji Ito" - Fredrik Knudsen 2020

[@chrishorobin1751]

Sink and only Sink

[@jimmyjones8676]

This home was made for me

[@user-me7xe5kl6t]

I fuckin' do. Every walk through my home should be a goddamned adventure. So long as someone else has to clean shit.

[@madmanmortonyt4890]

I like to imagine that every person who has bought and sold the house just kept adding to the christmas decorations

[@scottpeltier3977]

Like one big tradition over the years?

[@noctantis]

@@scottpeltier3977 I’d imagine more like a demonic possession.

[@impermanentLucidity]

The Call of the Christmas Hellhouse brings travelers to buy the house, add onto the Christmas decorations, and then sell it, continuing the Christmas Curse.

[@carboniml]

@@impermanentLucidity It is like the Winchester mansion of Christmas decorations, you gotta add more or else the ghosts will kill you.

[@AltimeterAlligator]

"What kind of hoarding is this?" Procedural hoarding. It's an obsessive adherence to rules, and over-extension of those rules. Every room _must_ have plants. Every item _must_ be slightly covered by another item. Every fixture set _must_ match each other. _Always_ accent, and _always_ use gold. Put paintings next to _every_ window. Put _every_ photo in a frame. Etc etc. The specific details may change, but only within a constant rubric.

[@wareforcoin5780]

This explains my entire experience with Fallout 4.

[@jamzee_]

Nonono, you forgot to add that people that do this not only may show signs of OCD, but some under this have a form a schizophrenia, so not only is it “they must”,but “EVERYONE *MUST*”. These are interesting cases. Not only is it the complete spectrum that OCD encompasses, its the entire spectrum of rule-lawyers.

[@strawbbtarte]

I’ve never heard of this before now, but it makes so much sense...

[@megarakadmea]

I came here for nonsense but I’m feeling so educated right now.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

On top of that, they seem to have some kind of compulsion to buy multiple of the same item for no particular reason.

[@opekamma]

I think the problem with the bathrooms that immediately triggers a fear response is that they've COMPLETELY gotten rid of ANY furniture or extra stuff that they had to have used. Compared to all the other rooms that are just inundated with bullshit it's just eerie. It's so consistent that EVERY bathroom is devoid of toiletries and rugs and toothpaste and without having any visible cabinets that they had to have cleared out ONLY the bathrooms. Like maybe they needed the bathroom toiletries wherever they moved to and just brought them with them instead of just packing their toiletries separately. The only other option which makes more sense for rich people gives me psychic damage; if they didn't bring all the toiletries and stuff with them then they just threw everything away before letting the realtors take pictures to put it for sale. The bathroom toiletries were the ONLY thing they felt embarrassed about in this entire house.

[@wareforcoin5780]

This train of thought makes me feel uncomfortable in a totally new kind of way.

[@pancakes8670]

I agree they need more portraits in there

[@logy650]

That Trumpy bear ad should haunt you no matter what side of politics you lean to.

[@TheDolphinTuna]

It’s seems as if it was purposively designed to appeal to absolutely no one

[@hecticscone]

@@TheDolphinTuna just like every presidential candidate over the past 30 years

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

​@@hecticscone Clinton would have been okay if not for DNDT. But, we're not talking hypotheticals.

[@punishedbread4779]

Oily Jim: Retired CIA Operative, Pool Worker, Passionate- oiled lover

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

Don’t forget, Certified Mooch

[@alameachan]

This house is what happens when a twelve year old girl figures out the "motherlode" cheat in Sims.

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

Uncannily accurate.

[@tehhymnofvalefor]

I sure you I color coordinated everything in the sims. this entire house looks like a grey mess

[@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527]

Damn you just roasted every single one of my Sims 3 builds in one sentence

[@alameachan]

@@thelittleredhairedgirlfrom6527 My apologies. I'm sure you improved since. ^^

[@perciusmandate]

This place looks like a Christmas themed funeral home. It's like the inside of one of those Christmas stores that sells greeting cards and bouquets and potted plants during the off season.

[@MVPUnlucky]

These house streams are stupid fun content to watch. A home contains a lifetime of stories and to see each unfold to the befuddlement of the both of you is some the most original and entertain content I’ve seen in a while.

[@andrew_cunningham]

The foyer of this house looks like a long-lost "Christmas Time in Yharnam" Bloodborne DLC.

[@jacobbohl192]

Christmas Comes to Cainhurst.

[@Ezekiel_Allium]

Someone beat me to the bloodborne comparison. It's all the little statues cluttered together

[@DecieversFinery]

Late af comment but I couldn't agree more

[@PCFROMVCS]

You guys should just break into random peoples houses and try to review it with out getting spotted. Stealthy House Reviews

[@OneandOnlyNewcomer3]

ASMR-Mike and Fred break into your house and quietly judge your decor

[@expendableindigo9639]

If you haven't seen the Tumblr blog McMansionHell, it is amazing. So good.

[@JazzyFizzleDrummers]

Jabroni Mike and Frank Rabbitsholesman star in Happy Home Academy Trainee Guide

[@tom901ful]

Imagine watching a familiar house live and you start to hear mike and fred's voices in the hallway.

[@valletas]

They just need oil jim so he can slip in the ventilation to take pictures

[@matthewexelby4940]

"Where you cheat on your wife with the pool boy" Well your wife's been cheating on you with the pool boy too!

[@twinkiesmaster69]

The perfect harem anine

[@alseid8709]

It's a staggered threesome.

[@jacobbohl192]

POV: Your father was Jerry Falwell.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Little did we know that “you”, the wife and the pool boy are in a three-way relationship.

[@louc.6735]

I can't believe the pool boy is cheating on me.

[@perciusmandate]

Those patterned marble floors push it over the edge into McMansion territory for me. They'd be too busy even if the rooms were empty. Like, just do hardwood!

[@tetsuoumezawa5833]

this is like if the guy who painted the "everywhere at the end of time" covers were an interior designer

[@valletas]

Lol

[@valletas]

This feels like a smt dungeon that would make commentary on consumerism like sector carina on strange journey

[@pufflefluff843]

Artist’s name is Ivan Seal, by the by.

[@lamidene8139]

I’m a simple woman; I see a mike and Fred stream, I click

[@andxx0r_the_second671]

Okay Mike and Fred, real question: Blue Lick Road, Christmas McMansion, or Groverhaus - which one would you live in for a year if you were forced to choose one?

[@themastermindwithahat607]

But with all those pros and cons in mind, you also have to remember that all 3 options are almost irreparably fucked in some form or another-- Blue Lick Road is cluttered in a way that implies complete lack of organization or basic hygiene, Groverhaus is livable but completely baffling in its structure and questionable in its integrity, and of course Christmas McMansion is undoubtedly insane everywhere you look. If you're going to live in any of these places for a year, you're basically going to have to get used to their downfalls pretty quickly or suffer trying to fix them.

[@thepicausno5561]

Blue Lick Road 100%. Christmas hell absolutely is possesed by some eldrich horror and I fear that the Groverhaus will topple over with me inside. Blue Lick Road is the Tower of Babel for DVDs, and I can handle the lack of hygene.

[@themastermindwithahat607]

@Heavy Metal Collector I will say the Kentucky thing is a deal breaker for me. I know it seems controversial, but I would honestly have to choose the Christmas McMansion. I think there's truly things about it that I can see myself getting accustomed to, among them the backyard, bedroom and downstairs bathroom. Of course I would throw away the Christmas shit immediately and renovate the weird rocky bathroom but it would still at least feel like a house.

[@loihertz8161]

Blue Lick Road probably stinks like hell tho

[@dr.velious5411]

Blue Lick Road honestly reminds me of my Grandma's house crossed with a DVD rental store, I could totally live there.

[@jogiff]

I think these two houses are completely opposite. Whoever made Rococo Ranch loved their house and loved Rococo and (even if you disagree with their taste) knew how to combine these things. The wealthy hoarder is someone who has no idea what they’re doing, no real vision, and way too much money. It’s passion without means vs someone with an unlimited decoration budget without the skill or passion. I feel like the Rococo Ranch was some old couple who’ve lived there their entire life and gradually converted it over decades, possibly with their own hands.

[@ThePadawan3]

@@ollieguy6781 It's in this video, starting at 3:45:00

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Hoarder mansion definitely felt very Nouveau Riche, like they just came into money and thought the best way to show it off is just to buy a bunch of crap without really having any kind of sense of taste.

[@sorcererinasweater7670]

I'd honestly be down for a Junji Ito sink.

[@shukterhousejive]

Don't drop anything down the drain!

[@expendableindigo9639]

Let that sink in....

[@raycearcher5794]

@@shukterhousejive This is my drain! It was made for me!

[@wormxdream]

"I don't want my sink looking like it was illustrated by Junji Ito."

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

Inb4 “THIS IS MY SINK! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!”

[@maurogonzalez6609]

Mike & Fred have quickly become one of my favorite duos. I love how they bounce off of each other, and whenever I see a duo stream or a Warrens episode I click immediately. Both are stupidly funny.

[@LarchmontVillageOG]

The wonderment and excitement in Fred's voice at 1:01:45 about the prospect of playing Myst with Mike.

[@yoursardonicsailor]

more grown men looking at horrifying real estate listings? yes please

[@TakarasAsylum]

Listen man I ain't complaining but I think you gotta recognize a quarter of your content is house themed and embrace it

[@NotSoLegendaryGreen]

Ladies, gents, others... we have found the home of the Yule Lads.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Which room does Spoon Licker sleep in?

[@swampdog7820]

2:36:29 "And he remembers how he used to make her laugh like that." - Fred "Broke my Heart in Half" Knudsen

[@JohnDoe-uf3lj]

The investigator duo are back! What secrets will they uncover?... Also, seeing you two play Myst or Riven would be cool.

[@PlamzDooM]

@Heavy Metal Collector Lmao yes

[@lizleighton2697]

These streams always incite me to make multiple comments into the ether, so this is my super thread.

[@lizleighton2697]

@23:54 Golf is a favored activity among affluent businessmen because there are relatively few distractions in an environment that allows you to determine how a potential business partner behaves beyond how they present themselves. Never go into business with someone who cheats at golf.

[@lizleighton2697]

26:00 If anything, the aggressive festivity makes this house way more appealing to me. From the outside, I immediately assume what these people are about. I get the impression that they consume just enough information they need to work their incredibly profitable jobs so that they can make money that they can spend on the preapproved consumer goods. These are the type of people who force customer service representatives listen to their observations or pressure waitstaff into laughing at their jokes; no imagination, just consumption. However, the interior leads me to believe that more is going on and I am way happier to have the inhabitants of this house in the world.

[@the_birthday_skeleton]

*first*

[@lizleighton2697]

52:00 King Arthur was the product of a famed historical cucking.

[@Katia_Managan]

@@lizleighton2697 or they just hire people with imagination and dispose of them contractually for a new designer once they inevitably burn out building this nightmare.

[@KertaDrake]

Santa takes one step into the house, looks around, then immediately starts backing out slowly.

[@tacticaljunk1608]

If it turned out that this house was not real and was a 3D modeler testing his system to see how many polygons he could render reflecting realistic light I'd be impressed.

[@venomoussocks1017]

The sheer power of whatever hypothetical hardware would be needed for that feat...

[@ImWeirdBoy]

Mike and Fred have really good comedic synergy. The play off each other like beans and rice. I really hope they do more content together. Cool to know that this exists.

[@beeansandrice4033]

This house looks like whoever decorated it hated minimalism with a passion but was also blind and didn’t know what the word gaudy meant

[@benosick9927]

Partial props to the photographer, every image looks like a baroque still life painting.

[@MrTheWaterbear]

I have to say, the photographer chose an awful flash for interior photography. It almost looks like all the decorations were photoshopped into the house XD

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Yeah, not just the images on the TV. That one in the dining area looked like the wing chairs and table were added in after the fact.

[@nogger9185]

Too busy talking about Christmas Ball Torture to notice that the picture frame above the entrance is crooked

[@PretzelsandNutz]

This house is proof that wealth is wasted on the rich.

[@Mr_Hst]

Alright fancy pants what would you do with that money?

[@chosebine2169]

@@Mr_Hst you answer first

[@Mr_Hst]

@@chosebine2169 I would wave it in valve’s face until they give us a heavy and vac update... and uuh a new medic weapon would be nice too I guess

[@Mr_Hst]

@@chosebine2169 now you go rancid pants

[@smelly2897]

@@Mr_Hst make a decent home

[@theprimestskeletron676]

In the Court of the Christmas King

[@harmonicafish7661]

If this channel actually became all Fred and Mike reacting to real estate listings, I’d honestly be pretty ok with that

[@maiam388]

every time one of these comes out, I feel pure joy, knowing I can add another one to my endless rewatch list.

[@39peevedturtles19]

i can appreciate that whoever decorated this house didn't fall for that minimalism bullshit rich people love.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Maximalism

[@crowegames7555]

i think the thing about this house that makes me so uncomfortable is everything feels like its staring at you. All the decorations are face toward the entryway so as soon as you walk in the room everything is looking into your soul. Very unsettling

[@gc7725]

Sounds like Fred is lock-toes-intolerant.

[@wormxdream]

hooolllly shit, good fuckin work

[@nonstopinfinitecringe3340]

"The Knudsen Special" is really strong

[@trepanatorn5697]

love these house heckling streams, but also i love the unguarded exuberance of the pink sink/toilet and weird river rock sink/toilet. like thats where a man with his hands around the neck of god washes up.

[@ferristhorn5931]

I've always imagined the three shells were buttons for rinse, dry, and flush.

[@Wired_User]

24:00 “Who do you know that plays squash?” The Right Opinion does, lol.

[@Max._Power]

I think the thing that contributes most to the otherworldliness of the christmas house is the windows, out of every window inside the house, you see an idyllic blue sky and maybe a tree, *and nothing else.* in shots where the blinds are drawn, even the sun's rays projected on the room look like they were rendered in a computer.

[@ethanomcbride]

You come for Greasy Jim, y’a stay for Rococo Ranch

[@ComradeCage]

"Discord sucks" Guess Mike never had to try to use Skype lmfao.

[@pilotwhaleproductions5880]

4 hour stream of conscious humans encountering an abandoned sim’s house

[@kittymalcolm7791]

I listen to these streams while driving for Uber Eats. For some reason, these keep me motivated through 12 hour shifts. Mike, I found you through Fred's Warrens series, and I absolutely adore you! You are fucking hilarious! Im slowly making my way through your stream archive, and your streams never disappoint!

[@wareforcoin5780]

The Christmas hell house had to do something positive for the world eventually.

[@theothertonydutch]

The weird babies you refer to are always Jesus, and they look like that because Jesus was supposedly created whole and all-knowing. They basically illustrated that by giving babies old-man face.

[@enthiegavoir5955]

They should do a stream looking at weird baby Jesus paintings, because ironically half the paintings look like Jar Jar Binks

[@PostNukeProductions]

POV: Your rich cousin has asked you to housesit his mansion for a whole year. The only rule he's given you is that you're not allowed to move or remove any of the decorations inside. You arrive ready to unpack and the outside is immaculate. There's a beautiful backyard with a pool and hot tub, and everything just looks gorgeous. Then you go inside, and it's this. On top of there being things absolutely everywhere, you're getting a weirdly eery feeling. You decide to just rent out a large storage unit, because obviously you're not going to be able to live in this mess for an entire year. You spend the rest of the day mapping everything out, to make sure you can put it back exactly as it was before he gets home. You wake up the next day and your draft has been scrawled over with the message "The only rule: don't move any of the decorations." What do you do?

[@valletas]

You call oily jim of course He knows how to deal with stick situations such as these

[@caoilfhionndunbar]

I Love these house explorations, More of these need to be made.

[@feloniousbutterfly]

I've seen hoarder houses, but I've never seen a hoarder mansion before...

[@ngwoo]

This is like my house in animal crossing when I don't clean up after the events

[@blobbem]

God, I hate those Pepto-Bismol coloured toilet and sinks.

[@troubledwaters7441]

ikr? The stone tiles look really nice, and there are two cancerous pinkish purple fixtures there, it hurts my eyes.

[@nonieisokay7413]

On the bathroom an hour in... it really is a piece of art. The nauseating, dizzying, towering walls juxtaposed with pepto-colored fixtures in a BATHROOM is more than fitting.

[@theothertonydutch]

Also, the fact that these pictures were taken (or made to look like) in HDR gives them this weird overall light thing which is really uncanny and makes everything look uncanny as fuck.

[@bkebradley]

The wide-angle lenses are really what makes the dreamlike quality of this come through.

[@fennecfoxfanatic]

the christmas mcMansion looks like a homestuck house in real life. I also tried to hold toes and i can do it without my hands. Huh. Should I be afraid? I will NOT be posting PROOF for my safety and your security.

[@incognitocitrus]

oh god you're right

[@nobody2021]

I've never been this early on one of these. I wish I could have watched it live

[@roku6918]

what if we held toes under the christmas hellhouse kitchen island

[@tykykable]

I feel like Fred starts slipping into a fugue state at around the thirty minute mark

[@Greysflood]

Mike and Frank are such a great duo. These videos are the best!

[@WendingWind]

It occurred to me that the type of person who would buy a personal infared light chamber is probably a legitimate reptillian.

[@the_one_true_foxy_wicked]

Call of Cthulhu: Swiss Colony Edition

[@anarchomando7707]

Cthulthu Christmas

[@extremelyhappysimmer]

mike talking about his apartment: "I never see sunlight" ... how much is rent?

[@NecromancyForKids]

This is an unrelated fact, but it used to be that only rich houses had glass windows, if any windows at all. There was even a time where glass was taxed specifically to target the rich, and rich people removed their windows rather than pay it.

[@AnvilApricot]

I wanna make this house into a dnd oneshot

[@codysingleton6262]

Am I the only one who would buy the Rococo House just to try and finish it. It looks like they filled in their backyard swimming pool with dirt to make it a weird garden, and I'm kinda digging it.

[@svinjamaria]

3:57 Mike jacks Fred live, on stream (finally)

[@Sinisphere]

These streams with both of you give me life. I swear it's easing my through 2020.

[@eliseanderson5591]

at 11:51 and I'm sorry but I HAVE to scream about this because my cat's name is jeeves and I can't help but imagine him driving a lil cat sized limo with the ho-meow-ner squatting on the back of it like an adult trying to fit inside one of those red and yellow little tikes cars

[@laughingseagull000]

You have excellent taste in literature and cat names.

[@just-mees]

I know a lot about hellhouses, they use suicide drop when their hp drops below 50% so you need to inflict big burst damage

[@SKXXarcon]

This gives off a deeply tragic vibe. Like, it's the house of a lonely couple who were very excited to have a kid and the wife was pregnant around christmas, though when January came they discovered that she had had a miscarriage. Grief drove her to revert to the happy times of the previous month, and her husband made no attempt to temper her enthusiasm for the season, as she was otherwise inconsolable. Rather than acceptance of the child's passing, her unprocessed sorrow turned into an obsession with christmas decorations that only escalated through the years. Now an older couple, the husband has become completely disassociated with his wife and spends as much time as possible out of the home, either at work or cheating on her constantly, while she has fallen so deep into the delusion that even her family distance themselves from her and she remains alone in this house, continuously becoming more and more cluttered but never any less empty. Beneath all the tacky garbage, I get the sense of a profound seasonal depression that has evolved into an all-consuming emotional void.

[@holdmeclosertinyprancer]

I would bet good money that the explanation for the way this house is decorated is that at least one person who lives in this home is addicted to blowing thousands upon thousands of dollars at hobby lobby

[@Tunkkis]

"Look here, look, listen, Jack, nobody needs an AR-14, fat."

[@MaguroTuna]

I like how they keep making a house lore the further they go in.

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

I am not capable of believing that these interior shots are photos, they are fucking paintings and I hate it.

[@charliesmart3008]

My day has been blessed (cursed?)

[@eliseanderson5591]

blursed

[@LateNightTableCo]

Your guy’s chemistry really shines in the fact I can simply LISTEN to these streams and still be just as entertained. I watched maybe 3 mins of the 8800 House video on my break at work and listened to it the rest of it while I worked. (I have KZbin Premium so I can download videos and play them while locked.) I was laughing my ass off at Mike and Fred, and especially Mike. He’s like a reincarnation of the Dice Man

[@Fr3akMvtt]

Can’t wait for the tour of weird babies where mike runs up to random babies and criticizes them

[@johnyoutubegaming]

I'm glad I'm watching this on Christmas Day.

[@Mrgrimm150]

God I wish I knew the name of this house but I remember seeing another house of this caliber on tumblr. The only detail I remember was it had a room that looked like a really shitty porno level science fiction set.

[@pancakes8670]

If anyone is wondering, Spirit Halloween is owned by Spencer's! It is their parent company.

[@vickyger254]

All of the bathrooms remind me of old school PC Tomb Raider. I'm half expecting that the old tea guy to pop out and stalk the boys throughout the photos like some sort of fucked cryptid.

[@colette2529]

"damn, what's the zodiac's name again?" WE DON'T KNOOOW!! that's his whole deal!!

[@reader111089]

Ted Cruz

[@Gyaaaful]

I would live in the Greasy Mike's pool house outside of the Christmas Hell Mansion. Burn the main house down!!

[@brutalkingofdoom2]

You two have the best energy togeather I swear I love listening to these.

[@Bluhmann]

All the photos not only are taken with an extreme wide-angle lens, but there's very much some kind of "HDR"/High-contrast filter being slapped onto every single image. 2:15:42 is kind of nailing down how doctored these images just might be and also how damn eerie it is.

[@lorddestrustor8828]

The room at 1h:44m legit looks like it was photoshopped together from pictures found on the internet.

[@BonezJones93]

PLEASE HELP I need to get back to the timeline where everyone can tell that the interior shots are photoshopped n photobashed. Seems like they almost figure it out.

[@YayapLives]

So, uh, confessional time. My house has one room with a big vaulted ceiling and a bunch of large windows with a view of the forrest down the hill... I may have used a large roll paper to block all the windows because it was the only room big enough for the VR and the glass interfered with it. So I can't quite judge their window decisions, but at least I had a reason.

[@MrExpresate]

Is it possible the ranch house used to be a little community chapel, maybe? It definitely screams catholic, and it would explain the "backstage rooms" being more plain. That would be the priest's living area.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

It's part of the whole Rococo style they renovated the house into.

[@tritiumH3]

What if we locked toes in the IR sauna? Just kidding... unless...

[@erotas334]

Fred is lock-toes intolerant.

[@JazzyFizzleDrummers]

I'll lock toes with you 🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶

[@the_birthday_skeleton]

yo did anyone else see that _free real estate_ in the background?/

[@hpalpha7323]

24:50 oh dude Fred you should do a Down the Rabbit Hole on Jehovah's Witnesses, they're weird

[@anarchomando7707]

He'll yeah

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Jahowah's Witnesses are like the lamest most boring cult ever. Trust me, i used to be one. Mormons are like a 1000 times weirder. And they get a far better offer in terms of afterlife too.

[@skin_lizard]

@@commenter_HIMIK-MAN It might be a boring, minorly weird cult, but it's still a weird cult.

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

@@skin_lizard Is it? They're just Christians Who hate blood transfusions and birthdays and are prepping for the end times. And that last past is nowhere near as cool as it sounds. How did they make prepping for the doomsday boring??

[@hecticscone]

@@commenter_HIMIK-MAN by being Christians

[@saccharinesilk]

ok but like... the rococo ranch kinda slaps tho, palace on a budget

[@saccharinesilk]

Oh, and it may not necessarily be super expensive, if the person who owns the house could carve wood, then they could make molds and cast all that ornamentation themselves

[@Tunkkis]

I live i Finland (not Scandinavia), so sauna-ing is basically a weekly, sometimes bi-weekly, thing with the family. We don't generally have pools in people's houses, but if you live close to a body of water is fairly common to jump into that.

[@sk00ks41]

Imagine taking something like Datura and being locked in this house alone