The GLONTCH Challenge | Pizza Tower P Ranking

[@Jabroni_Mike]

If you are missing the Wasteyard part don’t worry, it’ll be in the next Pizza Tower video

[@harukami912]

Glonch me daddy

[@joniplays4569]

im gonna say a tip for Pepperman, If you get to the point where pepperman Can turn, stay on the wall, jump and pose and then grab dash on pepperman, the only way to skip the pepperman turning around, you can even do this on his first 2/10th hp, but once you deal at least 4 damage to him, thats when you gotta go back to the middle because GOD DAMN is it hard to counter pepperman when your at the corner.

[@KynG5]

did you ever throw up or were you okay with all that glontch in your system

[@PlamzDooM]

i love how his first Glontch was literally perfect to tee, even having the massive milk dribble down his face.

[@Dirtydom]

Who said it was milk?

[@PlamzDooM]

@@Dirtydom "THAT'S-A NOT-A MILK"

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

​@@PlamzDooM mike expected milk, but it was me, Dio- **gets slurped up**

[@Beegcat]

Do the glounch 🥛

[@VenThusiaist]

@@hollowknightenjoyer *w h a t*

[@sunkfnf2406]

Despite popular belief, all you need for an S is a fuck ton of points. P-Rank is the ONLY rank in Pizza Tower where something OTHER than points is needed in order to achieve it.

[@woos057]

Mike has finally gained access to 100% of his Italian powers. Theoretically he should be able to run fast and to spindash

[@woos057]

Critically acclaimed movie "Glontcharov" by Martin Scorsese

[@stardestroyer81]

"Back in de-a old-a country, that was-a considered a felony, and was punishable with a capital, uh, capital punishment." Hello new favorite sentence

[@roboturtle1429]

"And I would-a fucking do it again!" Lich

[@donvoltonus8898]

Ah the ol' "S rank Pizza Tower before you shit your pants" challenge"

[@Roztheclown]

I fucking love how the first Glontch was literally the same as the original comic

[@mr.joleed4426]

IT’S NOT MILK ANYMORE

[@comerosas]

ITS CUM

[@linSP.]

ITS

[@SFM_2]

Cumpacchino?

[@october1820]

​@@SFM_2 CUM, CUM, CUMPACCHINO!

[@alephorsmth9140]

plot twist: it IS milk, peppino's just lactose intolerant

[@pepsiman_fan6666]

thank you mike for representing all people who have a peppino cosplay and roleplay fetish

[@japeoleon7078]

Watching this live and experiencing that tension of when Mike is on a good run and he’s almost at the end is like no other.

[@TrueLadyEvilChan]

I saw someone in chat say "I can't watch" during the final attempt of Wasteyard. That's how I felt. I was like, unreasonably feeling like I was going to be sick from the second hand anxiety. There were points where I legitimately looked away or closed my eyes, thinking "oh my god he needs to make it"

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

I like how the glontch was supposed to be a punishment but he also had celebratory glontches so he just drank like 5 gallons of milk

[@lclown7086]

One of the most insane streams ever

[@galactamarx]

I'm so happy I could watch the Glontching and the P-Ranking live. Truly a once in a lifetime experience.

[@evileyeden915]

Now he gets to be the world's first Vtuber AND the world's first Glontchtuber 🥛🥛🥛

[@sawk1875]

The Peppino cosplay is CHOICE

[@normalgamer5000]

Now THIS is the Jabroni Mike I remember! GLONTCH challenges, insanity, and chaos! Jokes aside, I'll always keep following ya Jabroni Mike you got the best creative stuff.

[@victoriouswinner7745]

I love how he calls “Peppino” “Peppito,” oddly reminiscent of “Peddito” If you know, you know

[@just-mees]

Rosalinda

[@fesh388]

don't resurrect him....

[@pilchardheck]

we do not speak of the Doise

[@wysockifamily1747]

I don’t know and I don’t think I want to.

[@caper3987]

@@wysockifamily1747 i dont know and i think i want to

[@Somescrub]

Now Mike knows the power of the P rank. This game is so fun I want to play more without torturing myself with real speedruns but i've done everything in the game with all 3 files. My pizza time is over

[@subparlario4916]

there's a lap 3 mod where pizzaface chases you the whole time, if you're a masochist

[@catbot6037]

Enter the modding scene, become the true cretin

[@godlyvex5543]

@@catbot6037 I'll wait until the modding gets good. You remember how low quality celeste mods were right after the game came out, and now we have things like spring collab and strawberry jam.

[@echowoods7977]

@@godlyvex5543 to be fair the pizza tower modding community also had demos to work on, i think they're already past that awkward phase

[@redcoinbandit]

Pizza time is-a never over

[@baimhakani]

Lactose intolerants are fudging their pants by watching this

[@Nekonyahmicon]

I'm convinced the only reason chat wants him to keep that mustache is because it makes him look gay. Never change, chat.

[@Sploggerr]

"Wait! That's not milk!" famous last words

[@SonicGuy333]

6:48 That Was Peppino Talking In The Background Mike And You Timed It Perfectly.

[@ToxikBox]

mike has finally had it. the italian genes took over him

[@crust9889]

The man, the myth, the guzzler

[@GoatsUrUncle]

his bones are going to be harder than a diamond after this series

[@Slenderquil]

Lore accurate glontch tower

[@ajspiscatelli]

I hope your post-glonch shits were satisfying king 👑

[@spadesart]

why was there a chunk in the milk 😭

[@Grahaminations]

1. It's not milk. 2. Whoever made it probably needs to see a doc- no, exorcist.

[@Flammadeus]

15:04 I see what was done here and I appreciate it "this is brutal" > "combo says Brutal"

[@PoyoDesuka]

When he said it took three days to get ready, I was worried that it wasn't going to be milk...

[@jeremyquiros5483]

Mike getting that algorithm paycheck

[@Some_Day999]

I thought he was gonna say "Or else Peppino will confiscate your Pepenis"

[@kirklinguinihoodinithecubo8525]

Peppino is just Luigi in a Wario body

[@ReggieGiygas]

“Beat it and eat it” challenge.

[@sangan3202]

thus is proof that you can beat the game while still not fully knowing how to play it

[@SynaMax]

I'm only a minute in and this is pure insanity. I'm afraid of what's next.

[@chilichees3]

holy shit i didnt actually think he would try to 100% complete this game

[@jackaleope]

i love how much mike loves this game so much

[@uSCOTTpwnd]

Thank you Peppito 👌

[@Ilikewater-andice]

mike looks 10 years older with that moustache

[@lambsauce5312]

YAY MORE PEPPITO

[@garygilbenson]

INSANE STREAMER GLONTCHES LIVE and TRAUMATIZES TRILLIONS

[@cut_the_freakin_steak_or_else]

this aint jerma, buddy

[@garygilbenson]

@@cut_the_freakin_steak_or_else moderately unstable streamer

[@cut_the_freakin_steak_or_else]

@@garygilbenson thats more like it lmao

[@spitfaucet]

They do put it in there

[@MobyTheDuck]

He really didn't think this one through. Someone should show him that post about the guy that tried to drink a gallon of milk because someone said to him it "couldn't be done" and I'm pretty sure he almost died.

[@BulborbStan]

Is it really that bad?

[@AWACSblue]

good thing it isn't milk then YEP

[@fishb0wllyuh739]

Someone needs to animate someone of these as Peppino 😂😂😂

[@zeptocreations5507]

it was a wild ride watching this whole stream live, hope to see more masochism in the future!

[@malayvetal1892]

This is some real Paisano behavior

[@greatspaceadventure]

Bless this man. He deserves alla da pizza and-a da pasta in the world.

[@lucatdcat8720]

Every time he missed the third secret in Ancient Cheese it hurt my soul

[@spaghetto_depressi]

Wow what an incredible video, I am compelled to like and subscribe!

[@groteskens]

Algorithm push GLONTCH 🥛🥛🥛

[@kagsbd5071]

Mike you've always been my favorite streamer of all time, thank you for your sacrifices for our amusement

[@maruyokai]

this stream was so much fun

[@shadow06hunter78]

oh my fucking god i got like fucking ptsd flashbacks at 45:58 holy shit

[@pikafan100]

Hey Mike, I think the 1 hour-ish stream video format is great, considering every stream is 7 hours long. You should make these more often :)

[@jbarunderpar]

Mike Transforms into Peppino: The Movie

[@BIGGER-HEAD]

peppino asmr 0:56

[@batfinkz]

Peppito is a separate entity at this point

[@AZlumpbox]

This is the pizza tower version of Spamton sweepstakes

[@KingLouisXIV]

GLONTCH- Can't wait to re-watch the Wasteyard run

[@theimperfectgod7140]

"That's not milk..." "WOAG!!!"

[@wheels2826]

Bros bones are boutta be indestructible after this

[@Dom-HSK]

this guy know he can parry boss attacks, right,?

[@skunkenn2838]

wow! i love this video so much! lots and lots of hearty laughs today Micheal!

[@Jack_Woods]

This man is the only voice I'll ever accept as Peppino's cannon voice

[@June-413]

THAT'S NOT MILK

[@norbicsek]

Some people tend to like it.

[@bingle2484]

@@norbicsekthey do put it in there. don’t you argue with me.

[@onelividguardsman5681]

a mammary gland of a different type.

[@оленичгеймершоуОленич]

Pope:*exists* Jabroni Mike : 30:10

[@maximvazhov6904]

Better than Vinny's playthrough

[@GoatsUrUncle]

0:57 the more mike exists the more deranged he becomes

[@bingle2484]

peppito i love you

[@dealdinderson]

Boognish

[@dogworshipper802]

First Glontch: Perfection 👌 Final Glontch: Saluti 🤢🥛

[@hollowknightenjoyer]

3:40 ayo? i didnt expect u to say that

[@ezraf.7759]

you must be new here. lol

[@Ygtfgty420]

51:00 only 301 points off

[@dumbfluff2453]

GLONTCH

[@nacregem]

so THAT'S why he was so red! I thought he was just enraged or something

[@bluetonik4198]

i remember when i accedentaly s ranked pepperman

[@IAmGoot]

You get em’ Champ! 🍕🥛💪

[@soliopy]

Algorithm boop

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

i like your funny words italian man

[@shilohgentilly9495]

"Gæ-leh-ounch-eh"

[@Ilikewater-andice]

Theres more glontching in this video than in milky-cat vids

[@thelegalsystem]

Love seeing Mike suffer, thanks!

[@whatahoot1185]

Underrated

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

Happy Peppito Day!

[@King_Bob-b2d]

bros bones gonna be harder then metal

[@snezzzz]

underrated

[@leftarmoflife]

glontch

[@dogonit1936]

why he call him pepito

[@mr.m.t.j.m6003]

Chill mike chill😂😂😂😂

[@miraclewillow1]

Better yet, Guy Fieri day

[@rodrolock]

i wish italians were real

[@X1Daring2]

Pepito is best pizza

[@stranger986]

It was never milk

[@me_mespoop5394]

Wait u don't have to do it damageless to get a P rank....

[@angreface4214]

this is where mike becomes the p master (master of pee)

[@gamerule18]

That isn't milk

[@1Ramblin1]

THAT. IS. NOT. MILK!!!

[@thebestscratcher]

are you gonna do the other p-ranks?

[@awesometiger8134]

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