Mac Pro 2019 PARODY - “Mac Pro & Cheese”

[@balwaann]

Tim cook doing the math to increase the price of new Apple product *$99 + $9= $999*

[@appleexposed4404]

Yet the monitor + stand is still $30,000 cheaper than comparable models. You're just the typical iKnockoff moron who doesn't understand value with your 50 buck knockoff iPhone in hand.

[@BlackBullPistol]

@@appleexposed4404 don't compare Apples and Bananas, LCD and Oled is not the same technology

[@almuel]

The stand is arguably a joke for that price. But that monitor packs a serious punch for it’s price. It’s competitors charge $4000 more and for less performance.

[@BlackBullPistol]

@@almuel yes the stand is the biggest joke but I would rather wait for Sharp's 8k monitor it looks promising..... and it will include a stand :-D Dell's 8k monitor also isn't that bad

[@georgerabus9314]

Fun fact: Tim Cook is gay

[@p.suryan9768]

Son: I've got a computer stand. Father: What'd it cost. Son: Everything

[@yourcommentmightnotworksop9987]

Noiceee

[@pfpvita]

Son: I’ve got a computer stand. Father: What’d it cost ? Son: *YES*

[@manavgupta522]

@theGoliath 😂😂

[@amirabouibrahim6514]

Lmao

[@vivekd296]

More like a daughter asking a father

[@Coffee_Fox]

3:17 he zoomed through the slide so fast xD

[@pandaburrito5162]

Andrew Aaron Zheming Bao No

[@shitposts6737]

Andrew Aaron Zheming Bao he didnt

[@Thevamp1reking]

Andrew Aaron Zheming Bao small brain

[@foggs]

"it doesn't sound so expensive when you say it incorrectly" 😂

[@umamifan]

so true. when you hear "59, [pause], 99" you get a whole different idea in your head. but when you say "5 thousand, 9 hundred, 99 dollars." it's a different story. ha.

[@JNSStudios]

The auto captions right there actually heard it as $59.99 lol

[@akutosai29]

The gasps when they skipped past the $999 stand was hilarious but honestly, they take taking the piss to an all new pro level.

[@obakengshole839]

When even Apple fans can't take it anymore. We only have so many kidneys to sell to have our shiny products.

[@appleexposed4404]

So many idiots on here. Simple math tells you that the stand plus monitor is still $35,000 less than the competition. These products are for professional studios, not morons with 50 buck androids.

[@appleexposed4404]

@@obakengshole839 You're a moron. Apple gains users every quarter. They will gain over 100 million this year alone. You're the typical iKnockoff user just repeating what other iKnockoff morons spew. Like sheep.

[@clorox1676]

@@appleexposed4404 1000€ for a monitor stand still doesn't make sense no matter how cheap is the monitor compared to the competition.

[@appleexposed4404]

@@clorox1676 Yet you can't ignore the fact it's still 30k cheaper. You just want an excuse to shit on Apple.

[@jaseaquino]

1.5 Terabytes of RAM Google Chrome: *heavy breathing*

[@adrianncarillz9999]

I thought it was Rom...

[@Ledut-in-YT]

@@adrianncarillz9999 ikr, 1.5tb ram is kinda too much for me.

[@GooseCrack]

Wait It's not rom? :O

[@muhdzaidani2134]

@@GooseCrack Lol nope

[@adrianncarillz9999]

@@muhdzaidani2134 wtf why do they need computer thats has 1.5 tb of rom?

[@backgroundnpc2251]

999 dolllar stand. Miss you Steve!

[@redenco]

Michael 🤣

[@appleexposed4404]

Steve got shitted on for introducing the most expensive phone in the world. You're just the typical iKnockoff moron claiming "Steve wouldn't have" like a sheep.

[@thehunter4873]

Apple Exposed at least Steve was innovative

[@ItzMeKarizma]

@@thehunter4873 yep, it wasn't cheap but innovative and NEW! (When first phones came it was something that nobody had ever seen) We've seen cheese graters all our life, nothing new here 😂

[@cipherxen2]

With Steve it would have cost 1999

[@h.m.s.belfast4047]

'My arse, cannot innovate anymore' Classic :>>

[@dirtyasianmafia2310]

Introvert Gamer its a meme

[@Doomedrpgthecozygamer99]

Tifa Sherpard it’s so classic 😂

[@Shahil51]

"Can almost calculate it's own price" This needs to be on trending!

[@JamesSiggins]

I thought that was a great line!

[@alvallac2171]

*its (possessive) it's = contraction of "it is/has"

[@vaibhavkothari9086]

Seriously a $1000 stand , what the hell !!

[@jasper6343]

haha it's crazy! they made it for people who doesn't know anything about computers. it's sad

[@balinggrajo3183]

Maybe their stand has its own processor a flagship and its own components inside. Hahahahaha fuck you apple....

[@saadhero9107]

vaibhav kothari it has suspension in it in case you drop it

[@vaibhavkothari9086]

@@saadhero9107 whatever ,$1000 is still not justified i guess

[@Louk.V]

Apple : crap, they understood the ''999­$''­ catch...

[@anupriye5109]

Why can't people appreciate the technology nowdays.. Just look at the beauty of stand. It is pure art. Crafted by the great dwarves of Nidavellir using the unique (apple patented) vibramium, adamantium, and uru alloy series 6000 harnessed from the heart of a dying star, its just pure magic. Just buy it you peasent.

[@anupriye5109]

@Setzer K thats the result of centuries of innovation.

[@Legion849]

Thing is it's 'Apple' who charges $1000 for a monitor stand. Unreal and only for those who don't have knowledge about computers will buy it.

[@anupriye5109]

@@Legion849 its a stand made of metal how hard can it be to understand it. For monitor 6000usd pricetag is justified since they are selling it as a reference monitor compared to other reference monitor this is still very cheap but 1000usd for a piece of aluminium thats just 🤯

[@evancarlson1634]

The apple patented had me dead 😂😂

[@aaronrennyvargheseOriginal]

So true. If I had the Mac Pro, it will be the best for my Virtualization software (currently having 4Gb RAM).

[@mrdiamond64]

1.5 TB of ram? I can finally open 2 chrome tabs now yay

[@hhs_leviathan]

I can finally take Edge to the bleeding edge! 3 Tabs... 🙂 Armour Games Notdoppler Friv

[@RamseySchaefer]

Two tabs? don’t push your luck!

[@BossCoins2]

*$ 6 0 0 0* *C H E E S E G R A T E R*

[@chehadeyoussef97]

5,999 apple fan boys be like

[@lunahetfield]

BossGamer2017 / / 1000T i can just buy a cheese grater for only 4 bucks! why would i want a 6000 cheese grater? it better shred the cheese, very finely

[@ehsansiam3123]

@@lunahetfield and it doesn't even shred the cheese 😂

[@killianlile173]

@@ehsansiam3123 Well damn, we need to sue them for false advertising. I mean what is the point of my pretentious grater if my 5 live in chefs can't use it to grate cheese galore on my caviar?

[@SoonerStateSirens1]

BossGamer2017 / / 1000T leave

[@solenpetel2732]

The stupid stand should be free with such expensive monitor!

[@jnardloubenz1409]

They price the monitor stand differently because the gear mechanism is fragile and That's how they can get more money from you

[@thehunter4873]

Solen Petel monitor is actually really good value for what you get but the stand is a ripoff

[@jnardloubenz1409]

@@thehunter4873 I agree the monitor is great but a separate stand that price as same as an iphone X. Wahat the hell even if you can afford to buy thatstand thats real over priced

[@thehunter4873]

Jnard Lou Benz yeah entirely agreed

[@neutralnarration1463]

@@thehunter4873 not really it was 5 year old tech 😂

[@_Dhruv-nj8dk]

Mac Pro: I have 1.5 TB RAM for most demanding tasks. Google Chrome: Hold my beer.

[@RayMak]

Return my kidneys

[@romeersharma5423]

plural?PLURAL?

[@Waterjsbebehe]

OMG ur everywhere

[@saimajavedsaimajaved4515]

U again

[@madsouris]

if you can't find a word strong enough to describe, just use "Quantum" 🤣

[@dsp4392]

The "*bleep* you" thing is so simple and elegant. Grade A humor right there, love it!

[@peterlagroove6555]

Best feature: 1000$ stand … Apple is like April fools but it's 24/7

[@hanabananacat]

They were actually created on April 1st lmao

[@lalalaura4382]

@@hanabananacat that's epic

[@Renaldo015]

You're the first one I look forward to watch when there's a new apple product.

[@abdullahabdulaziz]

I'm not a computer guy but I think 999 dollars is more than enough to build a very powerful PC and in that price all you can buy is a stand..? Who the hell buys this anyway

[@jetpbastos]

yea but the stand though

[@lowqualityvideos8091]

The base Mac Pro has 256gb of SSD while a 500$ laptop has the exact same

[@abdullahabdulaziz]

@@lowqualityvideos8091 seriously ..? I bought a laptop that has 1tb ssd and it cost me around 400 dollars Yes the whole laptop with charger and mouse included

[@geekatari4391]

I recently build a gaming computer for my wife with a 512 NVME drive, 16GB 3000MHZ RAM, Ryzen 2700 and a gtx 1660TI for $980. Granted it doesn't have an Intel Xeon 28-core, nor 1.5TB of RAM, but for less than a pro stand, she is playing at 160fps avg at max settings.

[@Legion849]

Only those who have no idea 'Apple' is ripping them off and Intel Xeon is powerful but not for gaming. In simple words it's trash.

[@majeed_yass]

0:09 apple head chef 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@denhamk]

I was waiting for this video!!! Thank you for not disappointing!! * you... *you .... hahahahaha GENIUS!!!

[@lordofthecats6397]

I'm waiting for the tech KZbinrs to demonstrate how well it grates cheese.

[@mrsaftz9885]

0:26 that **** you, that damn **** you..😂😂😂

[@SalOcchino]

Funny from beginning to end! 0:17 had me rolling & rewinding.

[@masaki_yutaka]

Damn- how'd apple get their hands on vibranium to make the $6000 cheese grater

[@iamarchibald]

3:56 “Wasn’t that GRATE” i see what you did there

[@chapasproject]

apple became such great company, thank you apple for making us all laugh!

[@lncndrw124]

Very expensive cheese greater. Cost 6000

[@elchido3517]

The full upgrade version is $35.000

[@jnardloubenz1409]

If you think that is expensive try to buy the monitor stand only you will pass out

[@colin-kun3611]

And that’s the base model lmao

[@StephenSchusterE]

@@colin-kun3611 Yeah, with a 256 GB SSD, lol....

[@MangoJooce]

Innvotive cheese grater mac Next idea: fridgeBook

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

Samsung already did that, sorry.

[@zavier3644]

toasterBook

[@mradford10]

I just want to see an unboxing video of the stand... by itself... with cheese.

[@vadimzubovich5537]

I've no idea why this "*** You" sounds so hilarious out of Tim Cooke's mouth. This is so silly and simple, but I just can't help but laugh

[@catonthetrain6696]

Next year apple will release mac without the logo and sell it seperately with the price of 1199

[@FabianOber]

0:06 I love this "oh, haaaaaay"

[@nature_lover85]

I hope Apple will be the next NOKIA !!!

[@typingcat]

Probably not going to happen while we are alive.

[@Legion849]

Might not happen but currently they have lawsuits against them.If I'm correct they are not so well.

[@thehunter4873]

Jared’s Little Vault can you call them mistakes if they are deliberately doing them every year ? Can you name 1 innovation apple has done in the last 5 years that was beneficial? Removing headphone jacks definitely don’t count. Apple has just lived off the fact it came up with the smartphone for to long now and keeps getting better at ripping off their customers at some point they’ll take it to far and most people will stop buying from them

[@EldobelU]

@Hey You! Uhhh 999$ stand just a stand?

[@aaronrennyvargheseOriginal]

Never-ever. Nokia makes such affordable phones, even having good structure so it won't break. I have an Nokia 216, and I have dropped that phone down by accident more than 20 times. It never stopped working, and even the 0.2 megapixel isn't even that bad at all. Nokia should still exist. Apple's phone are very expensive, thus breaking easily if you drop it for a few times. Better go with Google's Android, Android is an open-source operating system, so in that way, you can make an Android version that suits you needs. Not to mention that Android is built with Linux (do keep in mind, Linux is not an OS. It is a kernel, which passes data between hardware and software). With iOS or MacOS, you can't even make your own version that suits your needs.

[@icrafterchips]

The new kitchen tool that unleashes the Cook that is in Tim

[@yt-sh]

👏👏

[@azophi]

I'm glad you're active now! Love the $6000 cheese grater

[@JNSStudios]

2:20 the auto generated captions actually fell for it

[@markos741]

....k you! I’m crying. Congrats for the funniest and smartest comedy channel on KZbin.

[@SidharthPulipaka]

0:08 Apple Head Chef. LOL.

[@saifraja7249]

This Just MIGHT be enough ram for Google Chrome

[@souravbanerjee8091]

SAMTIME: thanks Apple for providing non stop contents Tim: f* you

[@sankalpachakma]

Tim Cook saying "fuck you" is priceless.

[@tallpaul9475]

Popular types of grated cheese: Cheshire cheese Parmesan Red Leicester Cheddar cheese Edam cheese

[@johnnyxp64]

seriously i get bombarded by 10min long videos talking and talking about the new Apple products when they announced... i don't watch them... I don't give a fuck... i wait 2-3 days for our SAM Videos that summarize it perfectly all their BS in a short video...and then i can continue with my life. THANK YOU SAM! 😘

[@akashmihir84]

I wish if anyone from the crowed would have cheered the stand annoucement just as sarcasm.

[@clonedcyclone4559]

With a price of $999 for a stand, Even the zombie apple fan boys would think their loyalty on that company.

[@TimothyBrake]

1:48 “almost enough to calculate its own price” 😁👍

[@caterpillow]

"To put that into perspective, that's almost enough power to compute its own price."

[@kanishkbhatnagar8718]

While watching live wwdc .. i was waiting for your video

[@flamenskall2016]

00:26 I never new th***s was a cuss word If anything th***s is a bless word But th*** you for the new knowledge

[@AchrafAchraf-cz2et]

You censor "thank" and i here it "f..." That's genius

[@omegaphi1153]

Hey! That was my joke!

[@brtnspn]

Absolutely EPIC work, Sam!

[@savagecabbage643]

Buying apple products: Seclect your payment: Credit Card Kidney Cash MasterCard Selected: Kidney

[@bridgetdavis9752]

"This is literally the icon we chose." 😂😂😂

[@bluedragon9925]

First an oversized cheese grater, then a trash can, now it's back to looking like a cheese grater... For a computer that costs as much as a car, I'm surprised Apple can't make their most expensive product look like anything more advanced than basic kitchen tools...

[@wisteela]

Superb. Also RIP Aussie50 (washing machine clip).

[@I.C.E.D]

My old laptop cost the same as the stand

[@hirakh5405]

Mine is cheaper 🤣

[@symp]

0:25 Wow! I never knew that “thank” is a curse word! I’ll make sure not to say it to my mom anymore.

[@faceless_ghost]

where you've been sam! we need you since long time 🤣😂

[@TheOshawott]

1:18 NAH I CAN'T 🤣😭 You deserve the Apple badge 👏

[@chho5528]

1:15 this is no match for a CSGO casual lobby

[@Ghost_70026]

Prices r hitting the moon, the red round stuff company, da!!

[@briangalvan3517]

Can’t wait to see Bobby Flay unbox this.

[@MonsterSquid2006]

They smiled over the stands price so quickly

[@dakota5040]

I think it’s a pretty *gouda* product. I’ll see myself out.

[@yoshilikes24-chesscraft94]

I think that was a *grate* joke! I'll go with you.

[@miroushebsheb3943]

Nahhh not C H E E Z Y enough I'm going with you guy

[@AFailedWay]

Why can't they just innovate , make it a toaster

[@Lucas.I.think.]

The premium 10000 dollar cheese grader

[@CEKROM]

0:32 Very kind =D

[@Carebear_Pooh]

20 seconds in and im already laughing my ass off. you earned a sub :)

[@MasonHeaux]

1:45 this reference is sending me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bestmedever]

Bro why you don't use the new aspect ratio? Funny video BTW 😂

[@Docdoozer]

New aspect ratio? Most people are still on 16:9

[@bunbun283]

I rather use Window computer and not waste more than 12000$ for a cheese grater and a monitor that cost equally the cheese grater

[@jnardloubenz1409]

The technology inside the new Mac pro is great but the price is even greater its ridiculous

[@adityabanka_iso]

0:27 apple to its user when ever they complain..or even breathe

[@L00PdeL00P]

I predict howtobasic will make a video grating cheese wit it

[@Sirdecam]

Lol phil’s comments at 0:17😂😂

[@brotnjanin]

1:47 "To put it into perspective,that's almost enough power to compute it's own price."

[@darkdusty1937]

The accuracy of per wheel XD

[@jal051]

The thousand bucks for the stand will never cease to amaze me.

[@avantikanatasha]

I still prefer Mangoes over and above Apples!! 🥭🍎😝

[@kingslyroche]

I was waiting for this video.💕💕💕💕

[@aligamil7759]

When I first saw I was like I swear mom has one of those in her kitchen

[@anponmon]

steve: quality over quantity tim: quantity over quality

[@rohanmangatt]

Do one exclusively on the stand, please

[@AbdulMajeed-yr3tj]

Should I buy a computer or computer stand🤔..... Savage💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@littlebit670]

Sam: **inserts plug** **power turns off** Sam: Oh no! We’ve cut the power off! To an entire city block! Person 1: Not 1. 27. Person 2: 27 blocks... Sam: C R A P !

[@RageTurtle_Rage]

1:49 Is that one of aussie50’s video?

[@koolplays]

I nearly had a stroke when he held that graphics card up to that grater

[@Injinct]

A new level of Mac 'N' Cheese

[@Brian-le5qn]

Wait for a few more years, Apple items will cost you an actual apple, that’s how much they depreciate

[@thekingoflordagames3517]

Brian yeah ofcourse

[@jun-fr6li]

Apples future kitchen set

[@aak9689]

I saw a video of a guy literally using the Mac Pro as a cheese grader and it stopped working and what made it worse is that it was maxed out

[@Zebros00]

I learn so much about tech from Same.

[@gerard4039]

I like the watching machine going nuts 😂😂

[@KARANPATEL-yl7gq]

Damn i fell down from my bed laughing on the word Good Morning! Fck u.... My arse!!..can't inovate anymore.....hahahahaahaha........ Sam you Nailed it man....Awesome parody.

[@lucap.5409]

Mac Pro: *has1.5 TB of RAM* My pc hard disk : *wait that’s illegal*

[@institutebenard3686]

Welcome back to the tab sam