【Apple】Stupid Cheating Wife Steals My Money And Goes On Vacation With Her Lover

[@MacTextPro]

What would you have done in Brian’s situation?

[@tricorvus2673]

I realized that she was up to no good less than 4 minutes in. Her snap reactions to any questions give her away.

[@janicepierce7494]

😂😂😂

[@kdeville87]

I would of asked my friend if he had a pi to check on my wife

[@speedmeisterkym6120]

Nicely thought out story with depth. 🎉

[@laurenmentink7401]

Shut off the credit card and then done the same that Brian did.

[@kdeville87]

Smart for getting a prenup

[@laurenmentink7401]

Even without the title I would have known the wife was cheating. Her hostility gave it away.

[@daver6828]

This is a good one and i enjoyed the voices

[@J.P_INC.]

The line, but my lawyer and cops won’t was epic 😂😂😂

[@sandramendoza3302]

That was the best response. You could just imagine her surprised pikachu face😮

[@J.P_INC.]

@@sandramendoza3302 I know he had to have that joker grin on his face as he said it lol

[@laurenmentink7401]

Absolutely.

[@J.P_INC.]

@@laurenmentink7401 his face had that big old grin when he said it. Karma said he gots this lol

[@Allantitan]

@@J.P_INC. karma walked in saw him and then walked out saying “my work is already done and I didn’t even get my hands dirty….for now…” 😂

[@nancyoleksy]

Boy does she sound guilty right off the bat.

[@Mrwillie95]

If you going to cheat at least make sure you cover your tracks this perfect example of cheaters are dumb

[@lharchmage6908]

Seriously in Asia Middle East and several other countries there would be jail time for adultery. As well as compensation from AP and cheating spouse.

[@sickofsnow1506]

Good story!! Love the voice actors. I really liked it. And it not copied from previous text stories! Kudos to the writers.

[@akumamako1119]

It's like talking to a teenager and not my 40 year old wife, what you're calling me old? No, I'm calling you a child!

[@learntotakeajoke3100]

Sometimes I think I'm listening to Reba talk 😂💜

[@MacTextPro]

xD

[@ashantiwilliams1531]

I thought it was just me

[@quix66hiya22]

Nah. I’m from the Deep South but she doesn’t sound like Reba to me.

[@susanhansen1290]

Beverly hillbillies?

[@ellenosceola5707]

Aside from the drinking, you can do all of that when 6 months pregnant 😂

[@lynngrant533]

C’mon Brian!! Ditch the rose coloured glasses and look at the red flags! They’re pretty obvious!

[@mgsporty]

Man, I thought it would turn out they were married at 17, and she is now 50 or something. How could someone steal your youth if you marry at 20 and you consented to do so?

[@zoey1811954]

Exactly!

[@saraev1119]

They married at 26, which is basically the end of her prime years. She was just the typical bored housewife who "needed adventure". What a dumdum

[@Allantitan]

Remember when you were so young you thought 20 was old 😂

[@barbaraunderwood1762]

By the way she was talking, I knew she was having an affair. He should have called the sister in the first place & he would have caught her & not lose all that money. When a spouse attitude changes, it mean’s trouble.

[@mamabajahanna]

i wsh i can find a guy like Brian 😮‍💨

[@KCmetwo]

that "best life" now comes with 3 hots and a cot, and Kinder mats are thicker than those cots, more comfortable also from what I've been told...lol

[@screechowl75]

Seems like op was a little naive about the expenditures his wife was charging to the credit card at least initially. That was the major red flag.

[@meanmsval]

Actually, he did not call her old. He stated that she was acting immature not his 40-year-old wife wow!😂

[@vaklemptone4444]

Who's the wife, granny clampett???

[@CattyTomfoolery]

I actually love her accent. It's refreshing. Doesn't sound like Siri on thorozine.

[@carolprice1389]

Maybe 🤥🤥🤥🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@brigittegc]

Sounds more like Ellie Mae

[@nancythane5672]

​@@brigittegcEllie Mae at 50 with a 3~pack~a~day habit.

[@nancythane5672]

Dear Husband~~SELL ALL YOUR POSESSIONS AND *BUY* A CLUE!!!

[@44widow]

😂😂

[@kentjensen4939]

When anyone accuses you of being controlling, unless you actually are, it usually means they're cheating. Lana sounds like a very immature woman. She learns first-hand that actions have consequences by getting hit full force by them.

[@Allantitan]

Actions having consequences is something most of us learn before our mid to late 20s which makes me wonder how spoiled she was growing up

[@lamargordon6017]

The dialogue in this is excellent. The writer really knows people. Followed the cheating wife script to a T. Even down to the protagonist being a spineless nerd that isnt good with people being totally clueless that his wife is obviously having an affair. And his friend even pointed that out and he was STILL in denial.😂

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

Agree with your comment. The writer does seem to know human nature and the “normal” course of a conversation… Which is quite nice because I listen to some stupid chatter in some of these text dramas.

[@wilmahunt]

What idiot would delimit a credit card when wife is acting up

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

I like this voice actor. He’s not loud and overbearing and sounding like he’s trying to take over the universe… Nor is he whiny and sounding like an extra large toddler.

[@lindaprofitarealtor]

He’s clueless why did it take so long for him to realize she’s cheating? 58k in????

[@tailsofchaos]

Love is blind as there are many people that don't want to believe it even with the clues being there

[@cmsxcb]

The judge would have immediately declared a 'conflict of interest' and recused himself from the case. I call BS 💩

[@Mew_Mokuba_Akari]

In the US yes but other countries who knows. There might not be laws against it.

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

Did the judge know the wife or the husband? I’m confused.

[@corinnefogarty7880]

Funny thing, prenuptial or not, she would have had a better outcome if she just divorced him to start. Prenuptials usually have an expiration date, and as a dependent spouse she could have received alimony. It also doesn't look good for the "banker" to be suckered in like that. Would you take his advice on handling your own money?

[@dorothylloyd1804]

Good story. Thanks

[@MacTextPro]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@kirstenbrown6380]

Money missing, duh. His best friend gave him a hint, and he didn't get it until money is missing. Why didn't he check it out ight away especially when she took out 8k, and supposedly visiting her sister.

[@MegaGinia]

The judge really should have recused himself . . . Tut-tut.

[@sorryNOTsorry0911]

Ooo luv the accent again keep it up ....

[@MacTextPro]

😊 thanks

[@nancysternberg]

Something isn't right here and you know it!

[@pamelacharbonneau3115]

Country relationship. Dating 10 years before getting married.

[@pamelacharbonneau3115]

Thank you, Mac Text pro.

[@jeannettefrye5086]

👍👍💖😻

[@tjdacatlady1920]

The judge should have recused himself due to a conflict of interest.

[@StoopidMonkeysMomma]

Thank you this was never mentioned in any other story

[@Allantitan]

@@StoopidMonkeysMomma so I’m not the only one who say red flags at that

[@masterchefofbuildingsupplies]

…. yeah I am pretty sure the wife is on drugs.. how else could she forget things so quickly like her own argument

[@johnortitay1568]

I bet you if you put a counselor a hold on that card will be calling you

[@noydb-1]

Oh come on. At lest put some effort into the ending. You know something like Levi offering to testify against her for a cash payment. and the ex crawling back when lover boy dumped her and admitted he was only after money.

[@marylou807]

So clueless.

[@reginafarley1325]

Granny Clampett? Omg.

[@jaymewhite5605]

Good Lord, that girl needs to dial it back a bit if things are really ok, if not then that's all the more reason to suspect something is a bit off, that wife needs to smarten up and quit trying to turn things around on the husband, she needs a chill pill or something, she finds all these reasons to blow money like it grows on trees and argue about little things..........

[@debbiethomas2622]

Angst, much? And you wouldn't know how cards would work, just as a regular person, forget spouse/ex works in the financial industry! "Make sense..." Tongue slip to red flag #2. "Clubbing, dinner, and show..." Red flag #3. "Missed out on my youth..." So, what did you do between 18 and 25 years..." Your best life, red flag # 4 Sister is 6 months pregnant and she's going to travel? Red flag #5.

[@joeydemitro8976]

LANA ONCE YOU CHEATED ON YOUR HUSBAND BRIAN AND LANA THERE IS NO GOING BACK FROM THIS FOREVER AND EVER AND FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE TOO

[@joeydemitro8976]

LANA LET HER EGO GET THE BEST OF HER TOO AND LANA KNOW THAT TOO AND LANA IS VERY FUNNY AND A JOKE AND A COWARD TOO AND LANA WILL BE EATING THOSE WORDS NOW TOO AND LANA IS VERY ANNOYING TOO AND I THINK THAT BRIAN DESERVE BETTER THAN LANA

[@tammyminder833]

Damnnnnnnn 😂😂

[@MacTextPro]

hey!

[@tammyminder833]

Dude she's for the streets

[@dansnan1]

Or back up in the hills she came from 😅😂

[@samanthafairweather9186]

Levi is probably her cousin!! 🤣🤣

[@ballzdeep8169]

@@samanthafairweather9186 if that's the case, they got to be from backwoods Alabama

[@arnabganguly6025]

A dumb and simp husband, he deserve the wife's betrayal.