Mad Noob tries to guess Stands from JJBA: Stardust Crusaders

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

“Stands are like phantom boxers” *second picture features hermit purple*

[@friskycalibri2293]

*Third picture is Emperor*

[@tippdude2294]

Lmao moment

[@jt2aw15]

"you should be able to guess the naming convention" *none of the following stands use the same naming convention*

[@froag1020]

mr2 groyper they do though.. most of them follow the exact same theme in part 3 except for cream and the Egyptian gods

[@thebronjame624]

👉😎👉

[@erakunnn]

“The man is not the Stand” I’m yelling

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Joseph is my spirit animal tho

[@collinzcruel4190]

Pffft

[@DecimusYna]

From your pfp, I know you're a man of many cultures.

[@worldbingochampion2022]

@@DecimusYna Jojo's Gerard Adventure

[@madam-mint]

@@worldbingochampion2022 friggin beautiful

[@jonathanswavely7259]

The rules of JoJo: Whatever the author feels

[@suchaccountwow4858]

@Tokisaki Kurumi Is that a motherfuckin JoJo reference?

[@aydensmith5125]

I T J U S T W O R K S

[@hectorbeltran392]

That is the Stand of Araki

[@officerearl9055]

First were tart cards and now Egyptian gods and now ???

[@MrShadic999]

Whatever Araki (the mangaka/author) remembers

[@egyedgergo8904]

"The rules changed, Kyle" Me: *D Y I N G*

[@scrubboi7151]

how does this have 1.5K likes but no replies

[@Nebula_Avali]

「SCRUB BOI」 because

[@DeltaHabu]

Idk

[@Merilirem]

@@scrubboi7151 What was there to say?

[@scrubboi7151]

@@Merilirem idk

[@Zero_Shift]

"Stands are like ghost boxers next to you" "Sike, the dude isn't the stand, the vines are" "Sike, the dude isn't the stand, the gun is" God, he must be quite confused

[@davidhong1934]

Now it's the hair Now it's this sword Now it's this plant/cat This isn't a stand

[@24_Hour_Majima]

@@davidhong1934 Fuck it this water is a stand.

[@brandoncastano6900]

@@24_Hour_Majima The goddamn sun is a stand

[@24_Hour_Majima]

@@brandoncastano6900 We're running out of ideas! No we're not just make a sword into a stand. Oh I see and the user can make it appear and do mad combos with it.... No user, only a sword! Um but... No butts, and fuck it, while your at it make it anubis! Ok...

[@iranoutofnames6444]

@@24_Hour_Majima the stand itself is the user

[@js3961]

my favorite stand is "Cowboy Mojo-Jojo"

[@andrewlagno9482]

Cowboy Mojo is my new bandname

[@sothasil7716]

@@andrewlagno9482 the cycle is now complete

[@salamibandit3070]

Its ability is to get the shit beat out of it by three flying kindergartners

[@diosdadosapalasan4444]

my favourite stand is "YU-GI-AHHH"

[@wkwk2000]

I actually have a better game : playing this video while not watching the screen and guess which stand they are trying to describe.

[@GelbboVideos]

Hahaha that's actually a really good idea! -ZukoXsama

[@mr.nobody671]

Oh my god!!! Sonofabitch! Hahaha

[@katsukawaame4190]

Gotcha

[@highgrove8545]

You should've showed him Magicians Red, the buff chicken man

[@Clmrtan]

I think you mean KFC

[@highgrove8545]

Spicy buff kfc bird man

[@GelbboVideos]

Red hot chicken pepper? Oh wait

[@elusivegrain9162]

Highgrove I think you mean Magicians Dead

[@concernedweeb6722]

Blazekin

[@dampxr2080]

Kyle [sees rock] *it must be an enemy stand*

[@justnuttedinasock2054]

DampXR [rolling stones]

[@Jyappino1010]

@@justnuttedinasock2054 [Son of a bitch Sfx]

[@albertcheng5689]

Probably not

[@lagoobrius6720]

Me and the boys when we see two identical rocks in the desert: *hysterical laughing*

[@thefunniestvalentine4789]

"There's a naming scheme" Proceeds to show only different names from different schemes. Quality Content

[@GelbboVideos]

;)

[@maxgoose707]

The Funniest Valentine D4C

[@malakas9035]

Petty overpowered cotton candy robot boi

[@mirrortherorrim]

@@maxgoose707 You mean Villainous Stuff Performed Almost For Free?

[@maxgoose707]

@@mirrortherorrim jesus christ that is the best thing ive ever heard

[@nohtorque]

dude you can't tell the guy about the tarot cards and then show him a stand from the second arc that doesn't follow the trends XD

[@christophercrafte]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING they didnt give him a chance.

[@wibbywoo6176]

hey shut the fuck up Kira

[@Rodoet001]

You forget, "The rules changed, Kyle"

[@hectorbeltran392]

@@Rodoet001 *The rules changed* that was evil

[@liammalleron3763]

@@wibbywoo6176 oh shit bites za dusto Is going in to effect oh god oh frick

[@hkhan3535]

The stand’s name is Hermit Purple. It’s a vine coming out from his hand.... and its ability is taking spirit photography. Very bizzare indeed

[@aswirlything5838]

It's called a bizzare adventure for a reason

[@declanolivetti4319]

A swirly thing Not only that but it appears to take photos of his naked family members

[@aswirlything5838]

@@declanolivetti4319 that... I don't know what to do with that information

[@declanolivetti4319]

A swirly thing Oops, I was replying to H Khan’s comment

[@aswirlything5838]

My statement still stands

[@jakk1hundo553]

"I swear... If the rock is the Stand..." Rolling Stones: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@SamSimpsonTS50]

69th like :^)

[@Kyle_Reese]

@@SamSimpsonTS50 *No More.*

[@jakedaknight5749]

"Weapon P-enis” Sex Pistols:

[@redzilla8635]

JakeDaKnight he is hiding something

[@helpimstuckinabluecircle5998]

*HEY HEY HEY, THAT WORD HAS 4 LETTERS*

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Mista about to commit gun head

[@taneev271]

@@helpimstuckinabluecircle5998 *Triggered Mista noises

[@hex4715]

Wholesome GER for a pfp: 100

[@redhawkfour]

Mad Noob: *Guesses stands completely wrong* Araki: *Furiously writing notes to make new stands*

[@doofs]

The actual worst part is this man is the most accurate I've ever seen when introducing somebody into JoJo. He freaking killed it, just like DIO's eaten loafs of bread.

[@Venombot21]

HOW MANY BREADS HAVE YOU EATEN IN YOUR LIFE

[@doofs]

Like,. 6 or 5 right now my dude.

[@Venombot21]

You are like a baby *Watch this* *WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

[@bruceasiandude8979]

Venombot The Amazing Degenerate MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Doofus Loaves.

[@WillyJilkensFat22]

Hermit purple can conduct hamon, that's like one of the main things

[@hajimehinata5337]

I think that every stand could but Joseph is the only one that knows hamon

[@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838]

@@hajimehinata5337 Star Platinum with hamon would be OP against DIO.

[@lukakhoriashvili4270]

@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 hora hora hora hora horaaaaa

[@lexalotl9729]

@@lukakhoriashvili4270 *Ora Ora

[@Fabler21]

@Simulatorz well this isn't spanish

[@hirokitensei9316]

"The man is not the stand" *M E - DOUBT*

[@bizarrediego774]

Hora hors

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

InfinitelyStoopidMoone Im pretty sure its the Entire Pony but thats just me

[@argengaming9183]

OOH MAAY GOOOOOOD

[@justsomeanimegirlwithbeard8002]

@@bizarrediego774 my fav stand is HOL HORSE

[@emanueleragno5616]

on the emperor one i was thinking *OK HE'S NOT A STAND USER HE SEES THE RAINCOAT AND NOT THE GUN*

[@maximodubs4189]

Thats for Part 7

[@chelini21]

Hol horse hasn't [caught the rainbow] yet

[@erubin100]

To be fair, it's kind of impossible to guess the stands' names from just their appearance, or even their abilities. They're all either named after tarot cards or famous musicians because Araki.

[@BichaelStevens]

That's why it's funny

[@ColdNorth0628]

You can guess a few really well though. Catch the rainbow looks like what his name fits.

[@aswirlything5838]

Crazy Diamond?

[@erubin100]

A swirly thing Okay, okay, MOST of the stands!

[@aswirlything5838]

The Hand might be in the middle of this statement, that and possibly Gold Experience

[@guyop6731]

Really wanted to see Strength. "No, the orangutan is the user. The whole freighter is the stand"

[@runic3063]

*WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW ALREADY*

[@newusernamessuck]

Yes the orangutan is the user Yes the orangutan has a name Yes the boat is the stand OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND

[@zipplement]

You should have just shown him the sun lmao

[@jotarokujo6251]

That wouldve been funny as shit.

[@lesleymcveighty2296]

He'd A: guess it right immediately B:get confused as fuck

[@illusoghiaccio]

I just realized hol horse looks like speedwagon from alternate universe

[@demonic-angelusagi305]

......................................................... ..................................................... ........................................................... OH MY GOD, YOU'RE FREAKING RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@paradox2702]

Hol horse is evil right? *EVILWAGON*

[@KillertoxinVA]

@@paradox2702 Fastcarriage

[@YanYan-ps3ny]

Supersonicwheelbarrow

[@dragonlord3376]

To have a speedwagon, you need a hol horse to pull it, *hol horse gives speedwagon his power confirmed*

[@cheesy2549]

He’s not wrong about Joseph shooting energy out of his hands though

[@Kali-8]

HAMON OVADORIVE

[@mysincerestcondolences]

H A M O N

[@newusernamessuck]

Did @@mysincerestcondolences just say hamon? JONATHAN IS STAR PLATINUM CONFIRMED

[@mysincerestcondolences]

@@newusernamessuck SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVEUUUUUUUUU

[@Kyle_Reese]

OBADRAIBU!

[@Pandemu]

I'd like to Joseph to be my Stand

[@AJ-js4xi]

I don't know why, but I've been like laughing for 30 seconds at this comment

[@jesse6550]

I want Joseph's stand

[@ryankfbro]

the real stands were the Josephs we made along the way

[@tylergarrity3353]

User: Francisco C. Stand Name: [OH MY GOD!]

[@youngjhonny2091]

I want star platinum

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Ivy granpa is the best JOJO

[@GelbboVideos]

*Hmmmmm intensifies*

[@menacingthinker4322]

@@Spookpath [Ivy grandpa] is my favorite stand

[@MrPomegranX]

I don’t blame him for not getting Cream.

[@HeroesHoshi]

Its like looking at Satan, and his name is Donut.

[@erakunnn]

A Salty Mochi Kakyoin = Satan?

[@wildrook]

I think the shocking part is that the user is named Vanilla Ice. Like the rapper.

[@DioBrando-yk5up]

wildrook I think you mean the movie star

[@chillby4198]

@@erakunnn *cries*

[@not_solstaartz_0ne225]

“There’s plenty of rules in Jojo” Araki:”Yes But I don’t remember half of them”

[@djninja2425]

Araki:"Wait...theres rules?"

[@CrowCrojoINTJ]

Araki: “Why are there several of me”

[@jotarokujo6251]

Araki: I've decided that the stand KISS will have better stats than STAR PLATNIUM and GER

[@funnychimp7738]

You have a gacha profile. Nothing you can say is funny

[@JianCB2]

@@funnychimp7738 Amen.

[@flapadodawhitewoods5670]

Weapon Polnareff.

[@ikatsitadze_6315]

flapadoda whitewoods Wow... that’s pretty dark reference

[@tomsky4751]

*Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On, Come On!!!*

[@ikatsitadze_6315]

flapadoda whitewoods or TURTLE Polnareff, is you know what i am saying

[@LevityLL]

3 year old polnareff

[@chrisc1914]

"This stand's name is Cream." "There'd better not be a test on thi- WHAT?!"

[@EmmieHunny]

“You’re gonna figure out the naming convention.” -shows literally the only Stand in the show that doesn’t follow either of them

[@iguessmynamesriya7658]

How?

[@humblebumble8192]

"If the rock is a god damn stand-" *laughs in Rolling Stone*

[@chelini21]

Correction (rolls in rolling stone)

[@madam-mint]

To be fair, my reactions were: Star Platinum: Dragon Ball ripoff that discovered body paint. Hermit Purple: heckin tumblr as a Stand. vine aesthetic, breaking expensive items for spectacle (ARAKI I SEE YOU), clairvoyance?/mysticism?/psychic shenanigans?? Emperor: (insert America joke) Cream: This is the thing that steals your soul. Grim Reaper ain't got nothin' on this. Bastet: And we thought the new gen Pokemon designs were lazy...

[@pyromasterau]

Pfft lol this predates

[@joshuaphilips913]

Have you watched jojo?

[@epiclol7468]

Emperor:SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

[@superkc2557]

I FIGURRED IT OUT ITS A NOUN AND A COLOR

[@waitwhat238]

The World Nope. Doesn't work

[@aureopeccato]

Silver chariot

[@dampxr2080]

Star Platinumuu?

[@freindlycommentator1710]

Tarot cards

[@dampxr2080]

Not all are tarot cards, most of the stands from part 4 and past are musical references

[@RuinedMessiah]

"That normal ass outlet is the stand"

[@aswirlything5838]

W H E E Z E

[@mariotrujillo1673]

"And you guys get confused by hand signs from naruto?" 😆🤣😆🤣🤣

[@jonathanjoestarjojolion98]

Me who is vibin in the corner watching any anime: eh?

[@visfar101]

I was expecting him to say that Joestar was Indiana Jones on steroids.

[@reidjordan4545]

What fucking joestar there’s 20 of them

[@xtrashocking]

@@reidjordan4545 the one that looks like indiana jones on steroids

[@reidjordan4545]

XShock oh shit u rite u rite

[@aeonbandit2473]

Indiana JoJo

[@rabbit0664]

Same

[@delusionalnoodles]

Who knew looking at an electrical outlet can result in a laugh?

[@aswirlything5838]

Shocking, right?

[@GelbboVideos]

Boooooooo

[@delusionalnoodles]

@@aswirlything5838 God damn it, *sigh*

[@aswirlything5838]

What'd you expect? The amount of puns that could be made aren't electrifying

[@delusionalnoodles]

@@aswirlything5838 I wish you'd end up like Mariah...

[@Humi-Maaja]

The ancient meow meow is better

[@Sintarzus]

It's not better, it's classic

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

*_ANCIENT MEOW MEOW DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO_*

[@penguinw7]

Ancient meow meow has already touched that doorknob

[@thedocblock6421]

"I'll give you one hint Kyle: The man is not the stand" "*WAIT WHAT-*"

[@davidsupreme459]

"I'm about to eat you" "Who are you" *Vanilla Ice*

[@friendlyneighborhoodrobot9773]

Weapon P̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ *PROJECTILE*

[@lukakhoriashvili4270]

Has the ability to shoot wight liquid in a 2 mile. Radious

[@Mr.2Dirty]

What? They ain’t show him Za Warudo

[@magdafachada6075]

Because they maybe don't want to spoil his ability. I haven't seen the whole video yet, but that's my guess.

[@winterkirby6671]

Was that a Jojo reference???

[@Theaveragegamer_12]

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

[@Mr.2Dirty]

Elemental WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[@bruceasiandude8979]

Antonio Wirt ROADA ROLLA DA

[@jamesholden5587]

Weapon p enis

[@aidedfob9528]

This video deserves more views

[@GelbboVideos]

TY for your support 👍

[@masamigameon]

Don't worry, the JoJo community will take care of that.

[@NonLogicUser]

I wonder if you will guess the naming pattern. Then the 4th and 5th stands are from the second half of part 3 where the name convention changes...

[@climlock8755]

I never saw cream in the series Where did it appear and/or when?

[@stareater1870]

César Arteaga Dio's Castle. Right after Darby Younger. EDIT: Unless you're making a joke about him being a ball of nothing, in which case, good job.

[@climlock8755]

@@stareater1870 yes, you got the joke, good job :v

[@JianCB2]

@Squalid I do too.

[@jesuscrust4172]

You should have shown him the boat

[@solissandovaltanisayla9827]

Ah yes the boat's name is strenght, and the fucking user is named Forever

[@masamigameon]

"I'll say the stand name is Banana Eater" "That is the user" "What??" "The boat is the stand" *"WHAT??"*

[@hail_2_u321]

the laughter in the background, haha.

[@GelbboVideos]

*From the background* :3

[@demonknuckles7]

I've seen alot of JoJo naming guess videos But this is probably the best one

[@HaohmaruHL]

"Rock dude who plugs in to charge" so that's how rock people in Part 8 hibernate, huh

[@TheChosenSunBoye]

14:18 The year is 2047. Araki is still alive and now he names the stands after trendy dances

[@khangb3]

My stand DAB is unbeatable!

[@maximodubs4189]

Year 2077 Araki rejected his humanity and became a rock

[@DragonguyA]

My Hardbass Gopnik dance will put all of you to shame and in the gulag!!!

[@drehitemup9904]

Milly rocku

[@ADAM_MURR4Y]

"*THE RULES CHANGED*" Me: bOI THERE WAS NO RULES IN JOJO-

[@cil2455]

"The man is not the Stand"

[@MrMcGee-yc1oq]

He said peashooter just like Polnareff

[@ofkekun]

You forgot Filthy Acts At A Questionable Price...

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Reasonable m8

[@aswirlything5838]

The off-brand ability: wholesome preformances for a great cost

[@TheMasterMoxxic]

Or unclean quests for a bargain

[@aswirlything5838]

Grimy exploits with a minor tax

[@RhineStone46]

Grizzly crimes for less than a dime

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

Cream is the only stand not named after a Tarot card or an egyptian god, if you ignore Holly's stand

[@ethanwilliams1872]

YetAnotherRandomKZbinChannel You forgot Petshop

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

True. Why did I even try finding them all? :D

[@r0w5tortion84]

Pet shop is the falcon and its stand is called horus, like the egyptian god

[@yetanotherrandomyoutubecha4382]

Oh my lord you're right! This is getting worse and worse!

[@thevagabond5017]

A Bird or Something His stand is Horus

[@octaviolyraheitor1357]

7:31 so what,a pea shooter?

[@GelbboVideos]

Pew pew pew!

[@asrkz]

Gets memories from Heritage for The Future

[@Cgator4284]

Penis

[@somethingrandom3961]

His reaction to Vanilla ice and Cream killed me XDXD

[@demonic-angelusagi305]

I like it how he thought Hol Horse was the stand and not his gun XD

[@somethingrandom3961]

@@demonic-angelusagi305 That part also killed me LMAO "The man is not the stand, the gun is"

[@menacingthinker4322]

Vanilla ice - cream

[@crazy_noisy_bizzare_t0wn396]

"some sort of energy from his fingers" This man talks about hamon more than Araki after part 3!

[@dracocrusher]

He actually did pretty good. Like he guessed a lot of their abilities and the names were just impossible, so that's actually really solid. Loved his reactions, too, that was effing great, lol!

[@AJ-js4xi]

10:54 He's kinda right...

[@combativeThinker]

A Stand is a manifestation of the soul, not "mental energy" or whatever. That's why their abilities vary so much from individual to individual and can change due to personal development or severe trauma.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Bryan Merrill Or because Araki forgot how the character’s stand works so the power-set completely changes.

[@bruceasiandude8979]

James Lawman no as the narrator says that and I quote” Vanilla ice thought dogs couldn’t have proud souls, yet Iggy had a Stand, a personification of his Proud soul.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Alexander Chen I was clearly talking about how stands change how they work after their first appearances sometimes usually because Araki either forgot how they worked or....because it was a visual representation, at no point did I mention Iggy... I was clearly talking about how Kakoyoin’s Stand initially works by drawing lines on paintings, can control the bodies of others, and how he uses a marionette to control it during his fight against Jotaro, but after that fight, none of those things happen again, then Anasui’s stand changed how it worked, but there was no explanation for it, hence it’s an example of Araki forgetting things.

[@bruceasiandude8979]

@@ripleyjlawman.3162 the iggy thing was an example as to araki not actually forgeting how it works. Also, the whole reason Stardust Crusaders happens is beacuse Holly (Jotaro's mom) is gonna get a stand, but her body cannot handle having a stand.

[@ripleyjlawman.3162]

Alexander Chen Why would you assume I have no idea who Holly is?

[@zeroone4661]

Should've shown him Strength

[@Shybbylyth]

"There are RULES in JOJO!"***** *****When Araki doesn't forget them

[@cptntrash1387]

A Stand is the physical manifestation of one’s fighting spirit

[@naudel3624]

Thanks for clearing that up jojo

[@nohtorque]

bruh how does this not have more views lmao

[@GelbboVideos]

Thanks for The support, fam -ZukoXsama

[@PaintingOfTheMind]

"Hermit purple... tells the future... how does this win a fight?" Watch Battle tendency then you won't question how Joseph's precognition could win a fight.

[@cromperer]

The noob sounds so much like stamper so I automatically love him

[@ultragamer4465]

That Star Platinum is from Part 4

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

Ultra Gamer nope it's jotaro's stand from part 3

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@dragonandavatarfan8865 but it's the part 4 version

[@stan5794]

@Dragon and Avatar Fan it's definitley the part 4 variation. you can look it up if you want

[@stareater1870]

Dragon and Avatar Fan That's his look/design from Part 4.

[@ultedtheclone7335]

Dragon and Avatar Fan L

[@rugalbernstein5913]

“I want to see if you can get the naming convention based on the naming convention. They all share a common theme” *shows one of literally only two stands that don’t follow that theme right after*

[@enhydratypus3979]

"This isnt gonna be like one of those things... where you name a star and a material... like *STAR LORD*"

[@devinf.8317]

He did describe Star Platinum as, “Egyptian” so I give him a point for that.

[@gerardmourits8709]

There is an exception to the names. Im pretty sure vanilla ice's stand name was cream.. Nvm. Same goes for dio's falcon "pet shop"

[@waffle-jy5yf]

Pet shop wasn't the stand, it was the stand user

[@Sufivehi]

@@waffle-jy5yf that's what he said...

[@waffle-jy5yf]

he was talking about the falcon itself, not it's stand

[@Sufivehi]

@@waffle-jy5yf ah I see sry

[@chazreginaldo2305]

I thought pet shop spelling is "Pet Shoppe"

[@jcprofit]

2:48 THE RULES CHANGE *Laughs in Notorious B.I.G.*

[@joao_lubien]

"The rules changed, Kyle, you gotta go with the flow"

[@Coral-Reef-in-Command]

5:55 stand: gun ability: gun user: H O R C E

[@humbertodavila6762]

Do a reaction video to part 5 coming in october

[@perfectplayer3275]

ALREADY OUT MY BOII

[@oops3798]

Poor Kyle. You guys gave him Star Platinum as an example, and then Hermit Purple and Gun? You have no mercy.

[@ringo9237]

The Yellow Ghost > Ivy's Grampa

[@pizzapocket2076]

12:47 "oh the hymen energy" fucking killed me

[@luigigaminglp]

Just posted a link to this video on r/stardustcrusaders, hope ppl will watch it. Also did send it to my friends who watched JJBA ^^

[@GelbboVideos]

Thank you for sharing

[@luigigaminglp]

np ^^

[@persephonepomegranate9652]

"And you get confused with Naruto hand signs?" 👏✌👌👀

[@LarsisLP]

God, this just made me laugh so hard. Thank you guys

[@GelbboVideos]

That's exactly why we here :3 -ZukoXsama

[@blokvader8283]

I was drinking water when this dude started reacting to Bastet. I almost drowned. Seriously though this dude is hilarious

[@RhineStone46]

How come you didn’t show him ZA WAURDO

[@GelbboVideos]

Coz we ain't Aladdin. -ZukoXsama

[@RhineStone46]

Gelbbo Videos huh?

[@Dakkiio]

Captain Manta 2.0 r/woooosh

[@RhineStone46]

Flourish this a inside joke I don’t understand?

[@Dakkiio]

Captain Manta 2.0 Dude, its in the movie Aladdin. The main guy in the movie sings a song where one of the lyrics is "I can show you the world!"

[@speedybladecat]

Plot Twist: the outlet made the rock

[@ayyys-u3362]

17 minutes for 5 stands.

[@zing6]

I love how his guess for Joseph was basically hol horse, and then hol horse completely stumps him

[@earthlydreamers7565]

He's got some real issues listening to people, guy keeps telling him the man isn't the stand but nope just gonna keep saying it is.

[@sn1p3s29]

Is funny how stands are literally terminal illnesses from space

[@lucienskinner-savallisch5399]

3:15 the noob pretty describes Joseph's hamon

[@declanolivetti4319]

This is perfectly what I pictured in my mind every time I try to introduce & explain JoJo to one of my friends and get them hooked into it.

[@fatmannoor7790]

i like how he didn't mention star platinum's time abilities

[@Marysajama]

I just love this kind of videos! This is the thing why I love Jojo so much! The confusion other people feel when you explain them the series is so great!

[@Paperguide152]

oh fun fact stands are actually sometimes referred to as Spirit Hamon

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i like how i managed to remember the stardust crusader's stands _except for iggy_ so its like star platinum hermit purple heirophant green magicians red silver chariot and *_dog_*

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Star Platinum - Punches Really Hard Joseph Joestar - Some Good Shit Comes Out of Hands (Hamon) + Pictures do not tell future; they scry and give omens about present threats Hol Horse - No warning he wasn't the Stand; cheating. RUDE to pull out Cream when he's trying to learn the Tarot pattern, but he does basically eat people, and does...kind of headbutt them when in "self-eaten" mode. Overall, I give ya boi 6 points, and you're not pronouncing Hamon or Bastet right.

[@bomberfett3439]

I kinda hope theres a honorable mentions episode to show him some of the bizzare stands that were missed. THE SUN is a stand that would have hilarious to see his response

[@Tocinoa]

Hermit purple can also conduct hamon

[@medicore694]

The first one you showed which was supposed to be Star Platinum (which I guess it is) but that color scheme in particular was actually Star Platinum : The World, which is from part 4.